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Gjelds-utgaven

Forrige: >>58018825
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ples gif chinease gf
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Forste for String-Emil
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No.58035543
>58035543
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fjerde for sympati for Karsten
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>>58037022
jeg tror romkameraten min holder på å do

jeg horer svake tuberkulose-host komme jevnlig fra rommet hans og har ikke sett han ute på flere uker
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Små rugkjeks med ost og paprika gutta
kom på mitt nivå gutta
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>>58037140
Faen altså

>>58035543
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>>58037168
Det er svartedauden.
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>>58037022
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>>58037168
Spör om det går bra da, for helvete. Mindre bry enn å måtte forklare til de etterlatte at du var for redd til å spörre.
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>>58037196
Krækslig
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>>58036837
inbjuder
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jeg vil ha en sǿt germansk jv
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>>58037301
?
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>>58037301
Nekter å tro at det er en jente.
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>du kommer aldri til å bo i Russland
https://youtu.be/VUlfPJScXe4
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hvem /odelagt dognrytme/ her?
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>>58037490
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>>58037396
miriam er objektivt germansk.
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>>58037454
http://www.vg.no/a/23661186/
dfn du kommer aldri til å torke deg i rumpen med Barack Obama.

>>58037490
>Hentai
Absolutt degenerert.
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>>58037552
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>>58037301
jeg vil ha en sǿt germansk gv
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>>58037552
>Finnmark
>Big dick
Hva i alle dager er det de ser på der oppe?
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>>58037552
>ostfold og oppland
HAhahahhahahaahheheehhehahahheheheaheehehehhohohoh
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>>58037829
De lurer vel på hvordan en stor penis ser ut.
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>>58037829
Samer med peniskomplekser
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>>58037829
De er jo skaphomser hele gjengen. Er ikke været som förer til den selvmordsstatistikken
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>>58037552
>Big Dick
hver gang
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Hva er lengden deres gutta? (Oppgitt i tommer)

>dfn 7.5"
Foles bra fåvæ
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>>58037964
Oy vey, betal reparasjoner.
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>>58038022
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>>58037552
er dette ekte
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Sånn, da har jeg satt stemningen for tråden med krigsbilder og porno statistikk.

Nattskiftet tar over fra nå av, jeg legger meg. God natt.
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>>58038105
Nei, det er bare soringpropaganda
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>>58038126
>22:29
>legge seg

arbeidsslave detektert
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Gutta

NiP vant Dreamhack gutta

Post trynet ditt når NiP vant :)
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>>58038335
Ha deg tilbake til /vg/ din jævla nerd.
Nårgetroden er en normisstrod.
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>>58038417
spilling er jo en normissaktivitet
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>>58038463
Er du han fyren som mener at alt i verden er normissting, med unntak av å sitte i et hjorne og drittbreve?
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>>58038417
>csgo
>ikke normisspill
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>>58038614
I Sverige kanskje, der du ikke kan forlate rommet uten å bli beriket av arabisk flotesaus.
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>Gjor narr av en fatting 50 år gammel mann som går på nav og royker rullings
>"Bare tull"
>Gjor narr av en velstående kvinne i 30-årene med makt og innflytelse i samfunnet
>"Hets"
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Det er over, gutta
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>>58038689

fking
Kantig
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>>58038771
Hvis du ikke klarer å konkurrere med araberne fortjener du ikke jv fåvæ
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ta også skjerp dere litt
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>>58038910
Brev rumpe så skal jeg vurdere det
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>>58039000
din gris!
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>>58038771
hva har sandnegrene sokt på?
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>dfn man ikke har vært i tråden på over en måned

Har det skjedd noe spennende siden sist? Hvilke nye megmeger har dere å by på?
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>>58038614
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>>58039191
Sjekket ikke, men vi er det eneste landet der med sǿk på arabisk.
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eventyrstund?
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>>58039287
nytt megmeg om ananasjuice kom i går
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Siste runk nå gutta. Neste gang jeg kommer har jeg hatt sex.

Onsk meg lykke til og ikke brev pene rumper.
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>>58039375
Ja takk
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>>58039287
Burde ha holdt deg vekk mens du kunne. Tråden har nådd så lav standard at vaktmesterne faktisk slettet den i ett tilfelle.
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>>58039398
>ananasjuice

Fortell meg mer.

>>58039426
Intet er nytt under solen. Norgetråden har aldri vært helt god.
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>>58038771
>det stemmer faktisk
Er Norge neste mål?
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>>58039501
> neste mål
Vi har alltid vært hovedmålet, vi er bare ikke like tilbakestående som Löffen
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>>58039410
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>>58039567
Ser spennende ut, men hvorfor har den lille tassen en penis som nese?
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>>58039567
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>>58039697
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>>58039804
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>>58039697
> hanreiserier
Godt å se tråden går som normalt
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>>58039889
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IS KREM OG KAFFE GUTTA
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>>58040031
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>>58040142
>Ord deling
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>>58040142
Vin og potetgull fåvæ
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>>58040148
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>>58040142
>dfn lillesǿster laget smoothie av krokanis og gammel kaffe da jeg var på besǿk hos foreldrene mine tidligere i dag

Det var faktisk jævlig godt.
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Hvorfor er det norske språket så kult, men også så cringe? Klassisk eksempel er ordet "Harry".
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I WANT TO HUG NORWAY AND CUDDLE NORWAY AND MOLEST NORWAY
NORWAY IS TOO CUTE
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>>58040142
>kaffe klokka elleve på en sondag

Har vi med en galmann her å gjore?
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>>58038771
>>58039191
De har sokt på "egyptisk sex". Skjonner ikke hvorfor fåvæ, egyptere er undermennesker.
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>>58040369
keffe
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>>58040282
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>>58040322
Håper du oppforte deg ordentlig.
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>>58040369
Hvorfor snakker folk alltid om kaffi i kvelds-trådene?
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>>58040387
Har du endelig innsett at ikke alle kulturer er likeverdige, libanon?
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>>58040361
bit lewd desu
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>>58040418
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>>58040322
>>da jeg var på besǿk hos foreldrene mine
Vi er alle anonyme her, du trenger ikke late som du har flyttet ut.
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>>58040433
Aner ikke. Kan bare gjette at det er endel NAUT her.
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>>58040361
POST BUTT
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>>58040506
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>>58040606
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Noen andre som er trott her?
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>>58040428
Det vil jeg påstå.
>>58040532
De bor på landet, så jeg kan ikke bo der og studere samtidig. Er semi-normiss.
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>>58040687
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>>58040708
Ja fåvæ. Rart siden jeg bare har vært oppe i 8 timer
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>>58040708
Sto opp klokka 19 fåvæ.
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>>58040786
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Endelig brukes han til noe fornuftig
http://www.vg.no/nyheter/utenriks/russland/her-kan-du-toerke-deg-bak-med-barack-obama/a/23661186/
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>>58040903
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>>58037301
Oi, hun var söt.
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>>58040994
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>>58041097
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>>58041166
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>>58041279
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>>58040917
Var i Kyiv for to år siden, da hadde de en haug med gateselgere som solgte dormatter og dopapir med Putin som motiv.
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>>58040744
hvor studerer du?
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>>58041412
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>>58041431
For noen absolutte galninger. Vil tro det er en straffbar handling i den delen av verden
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>dfn ingen maria harm jv
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>>58041548
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>>58037552
>Troms
>Outdoor
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>>58041675
ÅLESUND
L
E
S
U
N
D
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>>58041681
Lusker!!

Dette er sånt jeg elsker, gamle norske subversive tegneserier er alltid herlige.
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>no Norwegian big brother to play CoD with
>no Norwegian big brother to make fun of and belittle
>no Norwegian big brother to cuddle with and hug from behind
>no Norwegian big brother teach American patriotism to
why even live bros?
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>>58041681
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>>58042048
Am-Amerikabror?
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>>58041965
Nei, Åslå
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>>58042086
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>>58042048
I can be your big bro if you'll give me some of that second amendment fåvæ
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>>58042159
> dfn du vil aldri presse hodet hennes ned i madrassen og dra henne i håret mens du tar henne bakra
Hvorfor leve gutta?
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>>58042168
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>>58041672
>straffbart å selge anti-russiske ting
>i Ukraina

Du ser ikke så mye på nyhetene, eller hva?
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gutta
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>>58042296
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>>58042240
Hadde smashat fåvæ
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hvem /trance/ her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JW_-o7KmqyQ
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>>58042381
Da var det over. Håper du likte det, kanskje mer en annen dag. >>58042042
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>>58042116
>bror
lol
>>58042169
This, 2nd amendment is best amendment desu. Come move over here so you may freely own an AK pattern rifle.
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>>58042699
p-post butt for research purposes
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>>58042756
Nie du :P
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>>58042846
If you want a big bro I'll need to see how fit you are for cuddling, baka
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>>58042407
Jeg fåvæ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O13uR5ZWf1s
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>>58042330
>ingen femtilapp i lommeboka
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>>58042407

JA!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irQ3K2CQCRU

beste jeg hort av trance :')
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>>58042330
Har du bildet uten banner?
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>>58042942
niehhh :^3
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>fant en film jeg ville se
>vet jeg har den på dvd
>finner den frem
>er en elendig utgave med mono-lyd
>sjekker om den er på netflix
>den er ikke det
>om jeg skulle lastet den ned hadde det tatt for lang tid

bare knull opp kvelden min gutta
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Beste norske underholdningsverk
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>>58043294

tok bare skjermskudd fra en degrorvideo fåvæ
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>>58042462
Mange takk! :D
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>>58043669
>skjermskudd
>degrör

Noen ganger... Lurer jeg på om vi har gått for langt i megmegtikken.
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>>58043669
Mange takk
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>>58043880
alt som fornorskes kan, fornorskes skal.

dette var paragrafen våre forfedre skrev ned, og det skal fǿlges.
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>>58043377
sånn vettu, nå kan du kose deg:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsAbg19v6WA&list=PLoAG_Afjj4Ilp7RZQrUez-MUNGB-ehrif
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>>58043956
Amen
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>>58044232
eller på norsk:

gudvræl fåvæ!! XD
>>
Når skal dere få barn?
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>>58044404
Om 4 måneder fåvæ
Bare knull opp livet mitt
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Vurderer å la håret vokse til man-bun gutta
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>>58044404
Aldri.
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>>58044404
Når karriere og bolig er på plass, så minst 5 år til. Skal ha mange også, minst 3.
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>>58044404
Er det greit om NAUTer får barn?
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>>58044404
hakke spenn til en ǿl engang fåvæ, åssen skal jeg liksom passe på små rakkere eller i det hele tatt få meg en jv?
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>>58044716
du har jo en mv
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>>58044404
Kanskje en dag ;_;
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>>58044404
Når jeg er ferdig med studiene og tjener noe penger. Hvis alt går etter planen ~10 år ish.
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>>58045007
>Aftenpoften
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>>58045007
>homofil artikkelforfatter

degenerasjonen er reel
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>>58044404
Er barn selv fåvæ.
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>>58045007
Det der burde telle som landsforræderi
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>>58045139
>>58045424
[triggerert]
>>
>>58045424
>I gammeldags TV-stemme
>"Det der burde telle som landsforræderi"
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>>58045666
Du burde bli avfyrt av det innlegget
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>>58045747
nei, autisme er en lidelse
>>
>>58045813
Jævla ableistiske drittherre, nå avfyrer du meg i hvertfall.
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>>58041531
Ingen kommentar.
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>>58046014
>>
gutta

er vat 69 god, eller bare en megmeg-whisky fra banden av brǿdre
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYslEzHbpus
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>>58046019
Westerdals ja. Lykke til med det.
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>>58046698
Jeg vet ikke hvor det er engang.
>>
pænis i ænis gutta
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http://thebaffler.com/salvos/new-man-4chan-nagle
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>>58048061
skal vi bli grotbrodre?
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>>58046124
Kjöp Glenwood som oss andre stakkarslige fattigkarer. Hvis du venner deg til de dyre greiene blir det bare verre å nedgradere når du treffer på dårligere tider, snakker av erfaring.
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what's your favorite American superhero fåvæ?
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>>58048294
Iron Man
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>>58048294
Bane.
>>
>>58048294
>American superhero comics
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>>58048283
ikke alt for stor forskjell i pris mellom de to da? 75kr literen.

men takk for tips om glenwood
>>
>>58048572
>>58048283
Hvorfor drikker dere en kvinnfolkdrikke egentlig, whisky er for kvinner. Det vet alle.
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>>58048572
75 kr forskjell er mye om du har brukbart forbruk. Og det er ikke mye til tips, for det er ikke noe godt
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>>58048294
Fåvæ
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>>58048356
>>58048473
>>58048676
Good men
>>58048494
Literal trash fampai
>>
http://strawpoll.me/7402869/
http://strawpoll.me/7402869/

top new meme lads
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>>58048174

spermbrodre

bland ditt sperm og litt blod, ha det i en sproyte og så inn i meg

og omvendt med deg
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>>58048784
> dfn 7 vinner
Foles godt å være på vinnerlaget, gutta
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>>58048831
jeg er ikke så glad i blodlek fåvæ
kan vi ikke bare være grotbrodre?
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>>58048784
>>58048838
4 fåvæ
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>>58048654
jeg er den lille jenta

>>58048667
skjǿnner, har ikke drukket mye whisky fåvæ, blir nok bare å teste noen forskjellige i starten
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>>58048294
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hey do Norwegians really look like this? Tumblr says so
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>>58049155
just fuck off already.
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>>58049155
I have kind of simular hair
>>
Har du gjort din borgerplikt og banket opp stoyende skaterpakk?

http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/krim/jacob-14-banket-opp-fordi-han-skatet/a/23661140/
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>>58049033
Om du skal venne deg til det vil jeg anbefale Jamesson. Nokså billig, og er snill med halsen din
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>begynner 8.00
>sitter vid pcn
BARE

>>58048784
8 Mesterrase. 8 er evig. Tar aldri slutt gutta.
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>>58049250
wanna get hitched?
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>>58049436
Wut
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>>58049328
MAGA
super kek
>>
>>58048886

gi meg spermet ditt for helvete vræææl
>>
>>58049465
Burgeren lurer på om du vil inngå ekteskap med den
>>
>>58049505
du får jo det når vi blir grotbrodre!
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>>58049515
Er han grill?
>>
>Norgay
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>>58049465
>>58049569
Do. You want to. Get. Hitched.
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>>58049569
Usikker på om den er av grill- eller stekepanneherkomst
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>>58049569
Nei, han er en irriterende norgeboo som kommer inn hver kveld og spor om nordmenn ser ut som en tegneseriefigur han har forelska seg i.
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>>58049662
Almost spot on
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>>58049639
>New Somalia
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>>58049295
>Jacob Kringlen
>kringle
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>>58049559
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hvem /AEGAHGFRAHEGUEUT/ her?
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>>58050722
din mamma
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>>58050767
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6XTpoNQ-w0
>>
Brev hva dere hǿrer på nattskift.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oFOf-LDbz4
>>
>>58050828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66eox_lxvQM
>>
>>58050828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y29vJ2gQ2fA
>>
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God Morgen, my name is Jan Olav Jensen Johansenson

I'm a 27 year old Canadian Norgeboo (Norway enthusiast for you utlendinger). I draw oil and fjords on my tablet, and spend my days practicing superior Norwegian past-times. (Counting money, Waiting for the train, Being taxed)

I train with my cheese slicher every day, this superior tool can cut clean through cheese (both yellow and brown) because it is folded over a thousand times, and is vastly superior to any other piece of cuttery on earth, I earned my cheese slicher license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.

I speak Norwegian fluently, both Bokmål and Nynorsk dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Norwegian history and their Jantelaw, which I follow 100%

When I get my Norwegian visa, I am moving to Oslo to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture, I hope I can become an engineer for Statoil or a sheik

I own several bunads, which I wear around town, I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Norway, so I can fit in easier, I kick hats off my elders and speak Norwegian as often as I can, but rarely does anyone manage to respond.

Wish me luck in Norway!
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>>58050991
>Jan Olav Jensen Johansenson
You mean like the photographer? And if you can write in Norwegian why did you post in English?
Pretty sceptical desu
>>
gutta

la oss ha hoyverdig diskusjon om det politiske landskapet i norge gutta
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>>58051784
Trenger vi virkelig andre partier enn Senterpartiet?
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>>58051758

>not knowing the Ken sama pasta

Or are you baiting me?
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>>58051899
>nofunallowed.jpg
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>>58051924
>iwasonlypretendingtoberetarded.txt
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Tro det eller ei, men jeg er faktisk fortsatt våken
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>>58052008
Er det deg, Rullestolanon?
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>>58051833
> uironisk stotte Sosialistisk Bondepart
>>
Hvem /full/ her? Faen ta livet mitt gutta, bare gi meg kula
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>>58052056
De er det partiet jeg er minst uenig med, så ja, det er helt uironisk.
>>
>>58051833

hvorfor ikke norsk republikansk allianse?
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>>58052174
>republikansk
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>>58052174
Det partiet heter SV.
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>>58052285
>Sperregrensens Venner
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>>58052101
>full på en sondag

neimen nå tuller du
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>>58052357
> antyder at jeg har et liv med ansvar og forpliktelser som gjor at det er relevant for meg hvilken ukedag det er
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>>58052493
>>
>>58051833
>>58052056
>>58052160
>>58052285
>>58052328

>du vil aldri ha rǿdgrǿnn trekantsex med Sandra og Birgit
>>
Noen som vet hvor jeg kan finne en kj klokka tre på natta?
>>
is grilled cheese and tomato soup an acceptable meal in your country? It's what I'm eating now desu
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>>58052641
its a meal for the working class.
>>
>>58052641
heilt avskyeleg.png
>>
>>58052572

det heter jv din skapmonarkist
>>
SLURKER I MEG DEN SYVENDE KOPPEN MED KAFFE "GUTTA"
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>>58052679
>>58052697
I think it's pretty tasty
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>>58052777
>>
>>58052548
Er Birgit hun i rullestolen? Ville dyttet henne rundt på fjellet en hel dag bare for å få lukte svetten hennes i brisen fåvæ
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>>58052777
>>
I mellomtiden i Sverige...

http://www.dagbladet.no/2016/04/17/nyheter/utenriks/sverige/mehmet_kaplan/politikk/43904045/
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>>58052777
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>>58053000
>mehmet
lol
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>>58053000
Mehmet min svenske boligminister sonn, du må velge nå
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>>58053311
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what shows do you marathon on Netflix on days you're lazy and cozed out?
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>>58053880
I'm all outta shit to marathon tobehonest. Pretty much seen all the good stuff.
These days I'd rather just put on a movie.
>>
>>58053933
Ikke svar den irriterende burgeren.
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>>58053880
I don't pay for Netflix, but if I did, I'd probably watch Arrow. It seems interesting, for several reasons.
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>>58054018
Ekke' så mye annet som skjer her akkurat nå fåvæ
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>>58054133
Finn på noe annet da, ikke svar ham.
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bildekjoper dagbladet bildene sine?

ser ikke ekte ut i det hele tatt fåvæ
>>
>>58053933
Lately I've just been watching movies like A clockwork orange with my brother because I'm running out of shows too. I haven't finished daredevil though, working on it as we speak.
>>58054051
I tried watching Arrow but it got really boring
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>>58054265
> sosialist posterer foran kapitalistisk byggverk med jodisk gestikulering
Ser nokså riktig ut fåvæ
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>>58054153
Ingenting å gjore på denne tiden uansett.
>>58054276
Starting from S1? I've seen both seasons, and for some reason I found it to be a really comfy, but also awesome show. Doesn't hurt that this girl is in it too.
>>
>>58044404
As soon as I come to Norway.
>>
>>>/r9k/27934987
hmm
>>
>>58054403
Han var på ekte besok hos paven..
>>
>>58054663
That happened to me, familie. Got circumcised when I was 21.. sann historie

Also, since I'm learning Norwegian, I'm actively taking apart each post. It's a lot of fun. Thanks for being awesome, Norway!
>>
*prump*
>>
>>58054606
No I'm on ep 2 of season 2. She's pretty but Karen is a terrible character right now in my opinion. I'm ready to get Franked.
>>
>>58055449
æææææææsj hva er galt med deg???
>>
>>58055496

prumpemannen er trådens nattvokter

*prump*
>>
I can't ever take our conversations seriously because I always reply like I'm talking to askelädden
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>>58055869
aren't you tho?

>askelädden

stop that
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>>58055935
Âskëllædën
>>
>>58056126
VRÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆL
>>
>>58056201
But really though, the special letters are fun to use
>>
>>58056126

JOKO!

YAKAMOTO TOTO
>>
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who else here /coconut/?
>>
Er jeg alene her?
>>
>>58056994
>Er jeg alene her?
I'm here friedo
>>
>>58056994
>>58057183
Jeg er her også, men jeg går og legger meg snart. Da blir dere knullegutter alene
>>
>>58057266
Why do you insist on always going to bed at 7 Norski prince?
>>
En prins og en amerikaner?

Gutta...
>>
>>58057630
You can be the soldier
>>
I just started fucking around learning Norwegian on Duolingo. So apparently using the feminine noun gender is optional and you can use the masculine instead like en kvinne instead of ei kvinne, but is this something Norwegians actually do, or would it make you look retarded? According to Duolingo it depends on region but what is most common?
>>
>>58057881

>>58057881

"En" is most commonly used I think, especially in writing and among older people. I could go on about "radical" bokmål, which uses "ei" mostly, and "moderat" bokmål, but you'll be better off just google translating these articles:

>https://no.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radikalt_bokm%C3%A5l
>https://no.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Moderat_bokm%C3%A5l

In short both are acceptable but "en" is still seen as more formal.
>>
>>58058088
Hm, thanks for the answer but Google translate is absolutely butchering this first article. Look it up yourself, it will probably be funny to you.
>>
>>58058172

Basically, radical Bokmål as an offocial language policy was a botched attempt to bridge the gap between traditional bokmål and nynorsk and various dialects. This was active government policy. It never really caught on with the general population, as most people prefer to speak their dialect and write bokmål. As official policy it died out in the eighties, but parts of it remain in use. "Ei" is an example of such a remnant.
>>
>36 brevere på snart 300 brev

/runkeringtråden/
>>
>>58058590
Interesting. I can see where the desire to standardize the language coming from, but I also see how it would be too much trouble for most people.
>>
what is Norwegian culture anyways?
>>
Var godt med fitte i går fåvæ. Tror jeg begynner å bli normis.
>>
>>58058990
Good for you
>>
>>58058959

It's not like the westerners, the whole and sole reason why we have two languages, would have accepted any change or reform to their muh speshul snowflake nynorsk anyway. If bokmål and nynorsk had been reformed into one language they'd still call it discrimination and continued to use their own dialect """""language""""" anyway.
>>
>>58058966

Gjenta etter meg:
>fåvæ
>breve
>prump
>eg må drite
>lego
>rullestol
>bigmac
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>>58059193
I understand all of those except
>breve
explain
>>
>>58059389

Alt skal fornorskes. Ikke "å poste" eller en "post", men "å breve" og "et brev/brevet".
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>>58057881

Disregard anything nynorsk or regional variants. You want to learn clean, general Norwegian like we speak in Oslo.
>>
>>58059491
Everything should be Norwegianized
Lïkë thïs?
>>
>>58059595
this means you need to learn arabic and speak with a broken accent, like you came from pakistan.
>>
>>58059639

Det er en start, unge hanrei.
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>>58059643

He will have an accent anyway. He'll come off as a retard if he tries to mimic a meme dialect with an American accent shining through. It's like a Norwegian speaking English with a British accent. Truly awful.
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>>58059702
Takk Norski prins
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>>58059867
Kek point taken, and thanks for the protips.
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going to bed now, have a good day
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>>58059867
Norwegians speaking american is worse. Every brit I meet thinks I'm a native, you're just jelly because you can't speak british.
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>>58059916

I actually learned British English in school, but then I realized I sounded like a faggot, and I've tried to Americanize it since.
>>
>>58059970
American is much more faggy to be honest with you.
>>
>>58059970
>>58060006
This is a funny argument to watch two Norwegians having. I think American, British, Irish, Australian are just different. None of them sound bad to me except for redneck American or chav British.
>>
So you guys said above not to worry about ei and just to use the masculine or neuter genders. Other than the obvious, are there any general rules to follow for remembering which words are which gender? Or do you just have to remember each word individually? Most gendered languages seem to be the latter.
>>
>>58059970
>I sounded like a faggot, and I've tried to Americanize it since
Good man
>>
>>58060006

Can't stand valleyspeak and some other memes desu, but general American is pretty good. And more importantly it's neutral and therefore more forgiving when a foreigner tries to learn it.
>>
>>58060197

Not that I know of fåvæ.
>>
*tar en slurk av sin koffeinholdige drikke (presset på 94 grader) og fortsetter å lese The Fountainhead*
>>
>>58060461
What does fåvæ mean? Google is failing me.
>>
>>58060684
for å være ærlig, its a translation of to be honest, or desu if you will.
>>
>>58060714
Nice, thanks, I'll have to hold on to that one for when I have picked up enough norsk to start shitposting in it.
>>
Ny.
>>
>>58061226
>>58061226
>>58061226

ny tråd, nattskiftet er over!
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