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cara
>>58012888
17 fucking seconds
Reminder
Policy idea: Educate everyone to STEM level and then transfer to a money-less resource-based-economy with all manual labour being done by machines
>>58012908
bit slow
>people who don't take drugs
these people exist???
>buy something online
>get sent to paypal
>sign in
>confirm payment
>get taken back to site
>get pic related
>get an email from site saying payment has been sucessful
>get an email from paypal saying it's a receipt for my payment to site
is it worth sending the site a message just to make sure it's actually gone through?
>>58012943
>advocating automation
good goy
>>58012954
I did weed with some "friends" in the park when I was in year 9 and 10
I haven't touched it since
Hello everyone, I hope you all enjoyed church this morning?
Business idea: Import millions of immigrants then complain about lack of jobs.
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rat_Park
>Alexander's hypothesis was that drugs do not cause addiction, and that the apparent addiction to opiate drugs commonly observed in laboratory rats exposed to them is attributable to their living conditions
>There were 16–20 rats of both sexes in residence, food, balls and wheels for play, and enough space for mating. The results of the experiment appeared to support his hypothesis.
hmm very interesting
>>58012888
this 2bh
Need more players NOW
What a time to be alive.
>boris is going to be replaced by a paki as mayor
not feeling this at all lads
>having such a miserable and pathetic life you have to resort to taking drugs
lmao
>>58013065
Nice projection
>>58012834
stop, please.
good morning lads
>Always be against communism
>Meet a communist protesting down town
>He tells me about all the FREE SHIT we would get under communism
WTF! I love communism now
two slots left la
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=44
>>58013065
just pity them tbqh, maybe i would do the same if i was neet tho must be depressing
>>58013090
Nice denial
people like bruce forsythe obviously knew about the paedo shit during the 70s/80s etc. and did absolutely nothing about. no one gets that high in show biz and isn't privy to everything going on.
he may not have nonced but he was complicit.
no better than a paki. glad hes dead soon.
>>58012834
Laughed at this.
how the fuck do you get over a girl you like? It's been a month and I'm stilling thinking about her all day every day.
>>58013065
>man is holding a cup of coffee
>complains about drugs
heh how ironic
>>58013146
grow up little boy.
>>58013134
Nice autism
business idea: free shit and legal drugs (free legal dugs)
>>58013104
>not wanting free shit
cucks to the paper-rectangle-jew
>>58013146
Keep waiting. It's painful but you'll get there.
>>58013097
wanking to pepe tbqh
>>58013147
>implying it's a cup coffee
Nice try pleb, grasping at straws.
>>58013172
I'm literally in my 20s
This always happens, I don't like girls very often, but when I do I become obsessed
>>58013137
at the time no one really gave a shit, that's why it was allowed to happen in the first place
Poleaboos dad just told him to get a gf
Also keeps pressurising him to chase up those job leads he gave him
>>58013260
because you're an immature little boy.
grow up and be a man for once.
>>58013260
>I'm literally in my 20s
Your mind is twelve kid.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql3uN7_lJmY
We are having a LOVELY time
>>58013146
just be yourself :)
>>58013146
find someone new
stop looking at her fb
>scan a can with myfitenesspal
>defaults to 1 portion of 100ml
>can is 330ml
???
>You can get arrested for wearing a pig hat in Holland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2DuoPQssKwY [Embed]
What was
>>58000000
>>57999999
>Your mind is twelve kid.
>>58013146
Don't worry lad. One day you will get Alzheimer's and forget her for good.
Then you will be free.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e1b3Wi1lI6Y
thoughts lads?
>>58013334
Well they were shit.
My ex is now dating a Philosophy graduate who works at EY
>tfw fell for the STEM meme
Poleaboos dad keeps calling me stupid and telling me to "use my head"
At least he's beginning to understand why I dropped out of university
>>58012954
calm down pikey
>>58013387
Just become smart.
>>58013306
>>58013296
I-I thought having crushes was normal?
>I've never had limerance before
Fucking normies
Odds get wheel out and play racean game
Evens play something from backlog
Zero do some exercise
no respect for you if you've never taken psychedelics
>>58013380
HUMANITY'D
This will always happen Stemcuck. Women aren't interested in weedy autists.
>"But Mr Sanders, who will pay for all the free stuff you're giving us?"
>"Why you will ofc"
FEEL
THE
BERN
Words that form together to create a coherent and meaningful sentence.
>>58013408
It's normal when you're a young teen.
>>58013380
EY?
Brits CRUSHED
>>58013417
What game?
>>58013146
took me about 10 months to get over my last oneitus, and that was with zero contact
none of these mongs can relate to what this kind of addiction is like
>>58013146
Poleaboo suggests maintaining a blog about your feelings, staking out her facebook account and phishing her
The "obsession" will never go away
>>58013380
haha looks like you got HUMANITY'D
>>58013427
>Mr Sanders
*Senator Sanders
>>58013427
He can just get Mexico to pay for it
>>58013440
Probably Assetto Corsa
>It's normal when you're a young teen.
>>58013427
Impressive
>>58013402
please don't reply to him lad
Policy idea: Tax millionaires more because they can afford it.
Tax me less because I can't
>>58013146
keep posting about it
>>58013434
Ernst and Young, one of the big four accountancy / professional services firms
>>58013468
other way round 2bh, with sanders american tax payers will be funding the illegals coming in haha
>>58013402
>responding
If sex is real then why haven't I done it yet?
checkmates normies
>>58013432
Well honestly I'd rather have it, like how can you be with a girl if you didn't immediately fall in love and become obsessed with them as soon as you see them?
>the state should punish people who consume the "wrong" combination of molecules
you lads ever gotten a "massage" in china town?
>>58013506
It's the bloody OP lad
>>58013507
>>58013486
I'd rather he keeps posting instead of being discouraged, it enriches the memeological landscape of this general.
>>58013491
throw some anti-paki shit in there and i might be on board
>Move my mouth to make sound
>The wrong sounds come out
>Get sent to prison
wtf
>>58013563
truly awful post
>>58013454
What the fuck causes it?
Do I become immediately attached to girls because I'm an autist or something?
>>58013574
The pakis the bonuses will be taxed at 100%
how do I become posh lads?
what right does the government have to dictate what I'm able to put in my body?
got to drive on the motorway for the first time in about an hour
god help me
>>58013639
if you arent already posh youll never be more than aspiring middle class, and you dont want to be aspiring middle class
They don't make generals like this anymore
>>58013604
I second this motion
>>58013563
literally fuck off
underage shitcunt
>>58013643
>what right does the government have to dictate what I'm able to put in my body?
bout to DO a POO POOINDALOOOOO
>Last night was another "mum comes home at 4am and makes absolutely no attempt to be quiet, talking loud on her phone in bed keeping me awake until 5am" episode
>>58013617
it's a form of OCD in my opinion. probably genetic.
>>58013726
was she with your brother's father?
>>58013146
Perspective
>>58013722
Ah yes. Bombing those ISIS fags really worked well.
>>58013722
based bomber harris
>>58013671
You can still practice a decent RP accent though
I know a guy from a working class family in Yorkshire and he switches on a RP accent for job interviews and when talking to yanks. Genuinely sounds really good, he could fool most people
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvlxLfyGOws
>>58013778
In what way did it not work well? ISIS is doomed
girl i'm talking to has dodgy profile pictures where you can only see her face
she told me she's size 22, how big is this? average or fat?
>>58013736
It's horrible, but I do like it desu.
Like I get obsessed with girls I know aren't even that attractive and if I can be obsessed with a girl I barely know for months without even seeing her, it's safe to say I'd be able to love and be with somebody my whole life. It's more of a blessing then a curse honestly.
if you are in this general and dont have a third eye leave
>>58013778
Weapon sales are through the roof and our competitors on the continent are being flooded by refugees. It's working. Now to leave the pathetic union as it descends into chaos...
>>58013827
mahoosive
>>58013798
ye true say
depending on where in the country youre from you can pretty much achieve this by not being lazy and properly pronouncing words
>>58013827
absolutely huge lad
got a size 14 after me and i'm torn on whether she's too fat for me
>>58013799
how it this fucker not in jail for macing that gamestop employee?
>>58013827
That is fucking obese, like morbidly obese
Post a pic, I refuse to believe she's that large and you couldn't tell from face fat
there are socks in the kitchen bin :/
>just finished mgs5 phantom pain
...what
>>58013827
that's absolutely huge laddo, like sbbw fetish levels
lads lets all agree, Trump would be a shit president
he can run a business but not a country
Drunk on 2 (two) beers
>>58013899
he'd be better than any of the other candidates
>>58013899
nah hes the anti-establishment nationalist leader the anglosphere needs
>>58013834
Don't think it's that simple unfortunately. There are people who are married but end up obsessed with someone else for years, Limerence is a dangerous mental delusion that wastes so much of your life and energy.
>>58013837
t. eternal anglo
>>58013836
Does a third nipple count?
I've got one of those.
How can most of /brit/ hate Jews when our best ever Prime Minister was a Jew?
can't believe there are people who unironically want to get rid of trident
>>58013899
fuck off rasheed ramirez
I love cabbage. Wish i was a slav so I could eat it all the time
>>58013899
would be fun to watch from here, though. and i'd rather have a president who's practically shit than ideologically shit
>>58013992
most of /brit/ is muslim
If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like the sheep to the slaughter.
>czech republic is now called czechia
just imagine the far-reaching ramifications
>yanks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3zYBno6Kwc
>>58013992
dont really have a problem with jews just them having disproportional influence in entertainment, newspapers etc.
they're welcome to israel
>>58013996
Playing civ 5 makes me want to keep trident
Always nuke the fuck out of everyone
>>58013996
There should be a common European nuclear deterrent.
>>58014040
called it czechoslovakia the other and some pleb bothered to correct me
literally who cares what they call themselves
>>58013963
Fuck, I guess. I hope that doesn't happen to me.
Since most normies don't have limerance, what motivates them to get a gf? Because the reason I want a gf is when I'm obsessing over a qt and I want to be with her. So do normies just talk to random girls they find attractive and then learn to love them or what? Couldn't do that desu, it's either love at first sight or I'm not interested.
>>58014042
>audience participation
>>58014092
rude
>>58014097
If you actually spent a significant amount of time with one of the qts you're obsessing over you might change your mind about them
>>58013996
>B-BUT WE'LL BE SENDING A POSITIVE MESSAGE TO THE WORLD!!!
>Meanwhile Russia, China, India all laughing their heads off at us
Come on lads, 3/10 slots left
http://www.wordsthatfollow.com/play/game.php?gid=44
fuck i just poured irn bru all over myself
>>58014181
haha how could you miss that mouth
think the fact that im comfortably drunk on 2 beers shows that im not eating enough
gohan was oishii desu
>>58014147
Has literally never happened, I've felt this way 3 times and the more time I spent with the girl the more I liked them and the further down the rabbit hole I went
you gotta getcha getcha getcha getcha head in the game
>>58014180
the game is fucked. half of the images don't load baka.
always wanted to go to japan but seeing japanlads autistic antics makes me think i'd do the same and ruin the trip desu
>>58013963
I used to do this for years, pretty sure I did it to patch up my lack of self-identify. I'm honest about my void now, and just used alcohol to fill the void instead. It's less emotionally tiresome
Ah yes, another weekend spent inside playing videogames all day, very impressive
>>58014222
go out and eat some dank japanese food then
>>58014222
just shows that you're a lightweight
>>58014181
What's irn bru even mean
>>58014268
> japanlads autistic antics makes me think i'd do the same and ruin the trip desu
how has he?
>>58013992
>Blair
>Jewish
I've had like peeling / cracking skin on my big toe for a couple months and put moisturiser on it every single night, only got worse
Just found out today it's athletes foot
>>58014097
>So do normies just talk to random girls they find attractive and then learn to love them or what?
Pretty much.
The fact that you can be sl obsessed with someone you hardly know and never contact shows how much of a delusion it is. I've been through this process about 6 times and the longest one lasted over 3 years. The first one happened when I was 11 and that lasted 2 years. At age 25, I finally managed to ask out one of my obsessions and she said no, that was a year ago and I'm not really over it yet. Do you get that sick feeling in your throat and chest? Absolutely hellish disorder.
>>58014284
just did
felt sick from finishing it
think i need to start eating more, stomach has definitely shrunk
>>58014223
I'm just saying because I can relate, it happened to me many times and when I did get a gf after a few months I was having second thoughts about the whole thing
we were spending almost all our time together though so I guess that can happen to anyone in that situation
>>58014309
Shite Scottish drink
>>58014097
Possessive/territorial instinct?
Rate my OC
>>58014268
m8 the only thing i've been autistic about is the evenings
I've been out every day to see shit, just can't into bars and clubs on my own
>>58014330
Why do they call it athlete's foot? You don't have to be an athlete to get it. I mean, my father gets it all the time, and believe me, he's no athlete.
>>58014097
Normies just have lots of friends and they introduce each other to new people to get gfs
>>58014351
what ya have?
shouldn't you be out somewhere rather than /brit/posting? Go to a bar la.
>>58014268
I don't see what's so autistic about Japlad?
I'm more of an introvert and from his posts it seems like a good time.
>ywn sit inside a restaurant in Tokyo alone and eat expensive food at night, looking introspectively out the window at Japanese qts walking past
Sounds comfy as fuck. You're allowed to smoke indoors in Japan too, right?
>>58014385
You should post in jap general and ask if anyone wants to meet up
Then again I wouldn't want to meet any cunt in here if I was visiting britain
>>58014385
Have you eaten at nice restaurants?
>>58014416
>You're allowed to smoke indoors in Japan
Someone told me that it's fucked up, you can smoke on the train or in a restaurant but not on the street?
>>58014402
a pancake/omelette thing at some super busy restaurant
nah cba, ill do bars in tokyo, planning on going to a "language exchange" meetup too.
Also a clubnight
>>58014427
have done, think someone said they would meet me in tokyo, ill ask tomorrow
>>58014387
I think because it's mainly spread through changing room floors
Can't believe I didn't know what it was for 2 months, it's in a fucking grim state now
>>58014439
in some resturaunts they have smoking tables like we used to
>>58014432
I'd say so yeah, bit of a mix of chains and nice ones
will up my budget in tokyo, been quite shrewd thus far
>>58014416
im enjoying it, this is how I want to spend my holidays
Why is everyone attacking this lad who went to Japan? He can do whatever the fuck he wants, shouldn't concern you at all, you're just wasting energy by caring, as I am by typing this
Love playing you little insects against each other, like puppets on a stage.
>>58014461
I've had it since I was a child, never seems to go away
>>58014525
they're either jealous or don't like him cause he's a ''weeaboo''
Do you care about nationalism? Do you care that Europeans are dying out and we will replaced by Muslims?
>>58014525
because they can't afford to go themselves
>>58014525
>shouldn't concern you at all, you're just wasting energy by caring, as I am by typing this
85% of 4chan summed up tbf.
>>58014344
That sucks lad, sorry to hear.
I think we'll both find a girl eventually and I honestly do think we'll love them forever.
And yeah I think so, when I first get the obsession I cant sleep or eat and when I know I'll be seeing the oneitis on that day I'll wretch and feel sick all morning.
grim
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-36065939
>>58014525
because i love fucking with you runts
>>58014525
desu I like the discussion, helps me think about things
Allowed me to come to point that I have no real desire to go solo clubbing/pubbing
>>58014558
honestly laughing at people that think japan is just anime, its an amazing country
How much of humanity do you think is surplus nto requirements? There's 7 billion of us and I reckoned about 6 billion of us are surplus
>>58014542
I got some Scholl spray stuff that arrived today
You tried it before?
>>58014592
more murderous teenage girls? must be the fault of the patriarchy
>there are benders in this ITT thread RIGHT NOW
>they unironically see qt grills and feel nothing at all
>>58014586
>only 85
>you can't register to vote online in northern ireland
>you have to send off your passport, national insurance number and utility bill by post to the local electoral office
>they're only open 9-4.30 monday-friday
fuck's sake lads might just fly to my parents' in england and vote there
>>58014595
How many Jap slags have you shagged?
Prostitution is more moral than modern marriage. You can create a contract that indicates consent with a prostitute. You can’t do that in modern marriage.
>>58014595
>honestly laughing at people that think japan is just anime, its an amazing country
it's the asian equivalent of britian, i'd love to go there one day.
>ywn go to the footie with Noel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezk6EDpewhk
>>58014525
Banter
>>58014641
thousands
there's a queue outside my pod right now
>>58014638
Register under their address and get a postal vote
>>58014503
Definitely sounds like my kind of holiday desu
I'd literally spend some nights just walking around Tokyo at night.
>Prostitution is more moral than modern marriage. You can create a contract that indicates consent with a prostitute. You can’t do that in modern marriage.
>>58014608
7 billion of course
there's no reason why we should exist at all
>>58014612
I haven't actually, I stopped caring about it long ago to tell the truth but it should help
>>58014668
Are you in a pod hotel?
picky eaters are so fucking annoying
gas the lot
>in 2011 it was estimated that between 7 and 9% of the french population were muslim
>that was 5 years ago and before the refugee crisis
>at the same time the UK was about 4.4% muslim with those ages 0-4 being 10% muslim
Reckon if you could get your hands on the statistics french infants would be about 20% muslim
>>58014661
highly recommend it lad
with a gf, would be 100x better though desu
>>58014675
thats what I did in Osaka, was well nice, streets are proper safe
>>58014670
cracking idea my son
so send the vote to my parents' house and get them to forward it to me in NI?
>>58014700
Sorry don't like gas.
>>58014680
there's no reason why we shouldn't exist either though
>>58014638
Voter fraud is rife in NI
>>58014691
Just tried it now and it stings like fuck, was not expecting it at all
It is like raw red though, dunno how you've lived with it your entire life
>>58014697
yes
wonder if people can hear me typing
>7 billion of course
>there's no reason why we should exist at all
>>58014704
>with a gf, would be 100x better though desu
doubt any girl would want to go to japan unless they're full weeaboo
Why does everyone get so upset about "attacks" against this japanese lad?
Once you stop being anonymous on here you have to take it on the chin and expect some banter
>>58014704
Has anyone harassed you for being a baka gaijin?
>>58014627
>he sees a qt twink and feels nothing at all
>>58014700
what flavour will this gas be?
>>58014742
Post pic of the pod
>>58014722
You can put your NI address down on the postal vote application if you have a valid reason and they'll send it straight there
But if not then yeah get your parents to forward it
Feel ill
should exercise and shower
think I'm going to eat crisps and watch a film baka
best place for a cheap wedding suit?
>>58014750
I fucked the post, I'll leave in shame
>>58014786
What film?
>>58014755
innit, I'm sure the kid understand's it's just banter but so many people are up his arse getting upset on his behalf
>>58014752
KEK
>Don't talk about the war
>Don't talk about the holocaust
>Don't talk about nationalism
>>58014795
If it's a morning suit just rent it desu
>>58014755
anonymous justice warriors
>>58014752
Who is this faggot?
>>58014741
It's just one of those things I'm so used to I don't even think about it, some of my earliest memories are of scratching between my toes and it still gets really itchy sometimes but most of the time I don't even feel it.
Now that I'm thinking about it though I should probably try doing something about it lel
>>58014753
you are so fucking wrong, so many places i've been
>tfw no gf
would be amazing
>>58014765
nah, had people laughing at me using chopsticks like a twat once, think thats it. deserved it desu
>>58014773
does the camera make a out loud shutter sound with headphones in? android
*hears the faint scuttles of distant runts in the air ducts*
hrmm.....
racist PAKIs
>>58014742
how much leg room do they give you in the pod hotels, are they designed for japs, so they're really small?
>>58014854
No about the camera thing
>there are straights in this ITT thread RIGHT NOW
>they unironically see qt hunks and feel nothing at all
>>58014854
I wasn't doubting it would be good, just hard to find a gf willing to go to japan instead of a beach hoilday to spain
>There are people in this thread right now who can't appreciate the beauty of a big, fat, juicy willy
um, wow. ha.
>>58014849
oh, also it only really affects my left foot, the gaps between the smallest toes.
I just checked my right foot and it's looking surprisingly healthy
>>58014854
If your phones on silent or has headphones plugged it, the camera won't make a noise
How can people not be bisexual? Is it some sort of autism?
the caption game it utter shite shame on you australia
>>58014849
I got the Scholl spray on amazon anyway, had really good reviews
I think your body might have just said 'fuck you' and adapted though at this point
kellin quinn
>>58014883
That's why you shouldn't want a normie gf. Boring cunts, all they want to do on holiday is go to clubs.
Just get an average/10 abnormie gf that actually shares your autism
>>58014946
Opposites attract desu
>>58014638
If you wanted you could get your parents to apply to vote by proxy and cast your vote for you
>>58014875
Post hunks
Always wanted to go on holiday with a gf
Never been with a girl long enough to be able to. Had 7 gfs in my life but longest was only 5 months, the majority only 1-2 months
>>58014917
>I think your body might have just said 'fuck you' and adapted though at this point
Yeah I think so, I also have rhinitis and it's nothing to me now
>>58014946
normieness is a scale, not some binary thing. I aim for around 6.5 - 7/10 normie girls
>>58014995
FONT
Mooooooooooot
Been on Tinder for a day now, still no matches lads :(
Should I just go for the fatties?
any new films out torrent?
>>58015034
Star Wars 7
Can anyone help me pinpoint what accent this? What is this accent called and where is it primarily spoken? Could you be able to tell exactly which city/region he is from? Thanks
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0EhSNHVrOL7
>>58015034
yeah
>>58015022
No
Fatties need to be taken out the genepool
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Demographic_crisis_of_Russia
this is why we need immigration desu
>>58014946
This, can't fucking stand people who wanna travel just to dance like a twat in a club in another country. Nothing fun about it. At least if you go to a pub in another country you can talk to people but clubs are shit.
what is the context of this picture?
>>58015034
Last ones I bothered with were blurays for The Revenant and Star Wars. Both were good but yeah slim pickings apart from that. Even looking a few months to the future, I can't think of anything that I'm looking forward to.
>just moved house
>fucking noisey kids next door with a trampoline
RRRREEEEEE
the pod
sitting upright btw
>>58014990
no you
>>58015042
that was ages ago lad
>>58015051
thanks
>>58015034
Dunno lol x
>>58015071
George was a good boy who did something nice
>>58015043
Yorkshire desu, not sure where specifically.
>>58015071
Think he just finished his budget speech
>>58014979
but I want to vote out and they're cucks so will change my vote to in
>>58015090
How much per night?
>>58015071
George just finished the budget and the front bench are giving him support
Haha thoughts on this funny comig
>>58015091
wew
I'm not gay but I'd have gay sex with him
>>58015136
varies, today was 3,200 i think
last night was 6000~
yen
>>58015090
Looks comfy af
hate moisturising tbqh
>>58015071
cracky jack's just finished the first of many lines which were to be snorted that night
Lie-sester
>>58015084
Before you move next time always knock on the neighbours doors and say "Hi pleased to meet you, I'm Anon and I'll be moving in next door in X hopefully" and have a little chat to help get an idea of what they'll be like
>>58015178
its so fucking hot
im naked ngl
also wake up in the morning with killer drymouth
haha thoughts on this funny comic
Twinks>hunks
>>58015090
doesn't look very comfy
>>58015170
Pretty good 2bh
lost on youtube again
>>58015090
Fucking hell I couldn't stay in that
When you fart does it fully reek as well?
>>58015170
6 grand? bit pricey lad haha
>Tfw my mum is literally responsible for my social anxiety
She always made me feel like a freak, telling me off and hitting me whenever I did something slightly autistic. Now I'm afraid to just b myself in front of people.
>>58015211
good post
>>58015091
Fuck. I wish I looked like him and had cute boys fawning over me...
>>58015164
wew lad
p slutty
>>58015152
go fuck yourself - you guys changed religion because your king wanted a divorce
>>58015211
Not even gay and I 100% agree
all of my social problems stem from my dads alcoholism LMAO
>>58015227
havent farted yet
reeks of sweat in the morning
actually haven't done a shit the whole time i've been here
>>58015266
>actually haven't done a shit the whole time i've been here
wat
>>58015266
>haven't done a shit the whole time
grim
apparently yellowstone is about to blow
lost on metube again
>>58015258
It's just banter don't shit yourself
henry VIII was the original brexiter
>>58015258
t. ahmed al-salam
>>58015300
a blew some yellow shit out of my bum this morning
>>58015292
>>58015298
the last 2 days in this 'hotel' I mean
when i went to reading festival i didn't shit the whole week
>>58015266
If I was in Japan id be trying to shit everyday
Well fancy toilets there right? Full anal cleanse, would love to plunge the shit out of my anus. A poo purge
>>58015332
>>58015332
>>58015332
>>58015332
new thread
>>58015266
>haven't done a poo the whole time
Hello my fellow "I can only poo at home" comrade
To this day I have only done a poo on 2 (two) different toilets
>post a picture about sweden
>swedish flag pops out of nowhere
classic
which of you lads is posting sara in the celtic/rangers thread?
>>58015353
the problem is if you introduce them then you NEED one to protect yourself, if no one has them then you don't need them
>>58015335
>sit on toilet
>its heated, feels grim
>water suddenly starts flowing
>finish my business
>no flush button, row of buttons
>suddenly automatically flushes
its scary
>>58015351
its public toilets for me, can't stand em
>>58015116
Thanks bruv
>>58015313
We change early to, then waged war on Catholics in Germany
>>58015314
>says the paki
>>58015355
haha aa
så jävla skoj hörrö
>>58015200
cant buy bottled water in japan?
>>58015506
not allowed food or drink in the pod
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