Pasty fedora edition
crayon pop
>>58015300
>Pretty much every Yank, Leaf and Spic will perish
Are we meant to be sad about this?
>>58015370
Choa and Way are monstrosities edition
*tips mary berry*
really think our firearms laws should be overhauled
there is no good reason why a responsible, sane and law-abiding citizen shouldn't be able to own a firearm to protect himself, his family, his property and his liberty
>>58015353
Hand guns should be legalised IMO
You don't have to have what we have now or be like america, america has twice as many guns per capita than any other country in the world. Some people seem to forget there is an inbetween
>>58015385
but the qts
>>58015355
The Swedes are obsessed with us for some reason
*paints face with tartare sauce*
RUNT HUNT RUNT HUNT
*unfolds greasy newspaper to reveal fresh and piping hot fish and chips*
No you can't have some :^)
cara lads
>>58015385
we die next though
good morning lads
>cara lads
woke up lads
>>58015441
Seems to be the other way around
>>58015420
>RACIST
>IDIOT
>FUCK OFF YANK
VARDY
A
R
D
Y
![CGXSf5QWcAI1_cn[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ihv0SGA.jpg "CGXSf5QWcAI1_cn[1].jpg")
how to get a slag gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eVFavnzXK9Q
>>58015493
They're actually going to do it
Mental
>>58015420
racist tbqh
Asuka.
>>58015399
VERY rude
watching some blue planet with a cheeky zoot lads
oceans are crazy dude
>>58015484
There is always one of you here. Always.
>>58015496
Do you have slags in Slovakia? What do they look like laddo?
what kind of sharks do we get in UK waters lads?
crazy to think there are whales and sharks in the sea just off our coast
>>58015540
that was a good programme
want to do a solo holiday this year like japan lad
where should i go? somewhere not quite as intimidating as the far east
>>58015422
Would agree but with really strict checks and licenses etc, the thought of everyone with a pistol is scary
I love the safety in Britain that if you get mugged / burgled etc, it almost always won't be with a gun. Means you can run away, or if shit really goes bad, you'll most likely survive
why are these crayon shit and kyary cucks attracted to g00ks?
g00ks aren't even that good
>>58015544
Swedes are everywhere
think I'm going to smoke a joint with my mate outdoors while its a very nice day
>>58015579
france, germany or holland
>>58015514
>your club will never be visited by magical monks then go on to win the title
bad feels
>really think our firearms laws should be overhauled
>there is no good reason why a responsible, sane and law-abiding citizen shouldn't be able to own a firearm to protect himself, his family, his property and his liberty
>>58015579
central Europe
>>58015614
probably a more fun idea 2bh
>>58015603
How true are the memes Sweden gets on a scale of 1-10?
>>58015619
should have clarified not interested in africa/indian subcontinent or anywhere filled with their inhabitants
>>58015630
fuck off
>>58015579
>not as intimidating as the far east
try the middle east haha
Hi lads x
>>58015420
Guns are bad, the government said so themselves
>>58015620
My club got visited by magical monks and went on to win the title and european cup but it was before I was born
probably never happen again
>i base my opinion on guns off what is largely the result of niggers being niggers in the United States
ahh yes, very impressive
how autistic is it that id much prefer to go on holiday alone? I'd take my gf if I had one, but I really couldn't be arsed bringing friends
>>58015670
Europe is massive and there's a ton of beautiful places, you don't have to go to large cities and shit
go hiking in the alps or something
>>58015690
nice gyno
>>58015569
basking sharks
>>58015564
about 1 or 2 points better looking on average than English slags
unless it's a gypsy slag, those are just repulsive
>why yes, I am of course opposed to more relaxed firearms laws, as any refined gentleman should be.
>>58015696
how many mass shootings in australia since port arthur lad?
>>58015579
Israel
Planning to go there myself
>brits that support gun ownership
is there anything more cringe
>>58015715
>that
>gyno
You should fucking see the state of mine
>>58015661
I would say 12
thinking about fleeing soon - but here is a political scandal right now, so thing might collapse sooner for Stefan Löfven.
>>58015747
how is it cringe, it was literally in the 1689 bill of rights.
>>58015633
anywhere specific? prague or maybe somewhere in croatia?
>>58015749
post it then la dont be shy
>>58015728
Not much, but assaults, murder, violence has risen
just burped lads x
>>58015747
Only reason you'd oppose it is if you're a paki scared his mosque might get shot up tbqh
>>58015767
its cringe because they're mostly fedora yankaboos that get their gun knowledge from /pol/ or COD
>>58015771
Can't lad it's disgusting
Nobody has seen me without a shirt on since I was 14, not even my parents.
>if we legalise hand guns we will end up just like america! it's not like they have an obscene amount of guns or anything...
just gave a significant portion of my house a big spring clean. my wellbeing has definitely improved. feels good lads.
two large gins, two pints of cider, ice in the cider
>>58015770
would go to Prague personally but maybe try interrailing that sounds fun
>>58015747
Strong indicator that they are a beta in my experience.
>>58015727
>>58015630
>>58015733
why israel?
>>58015817
>serbia
what the fuck
*makes the puppets dance and twirl*
>>58015816
can't be that bad, how much do you weigh?
>>58015804
Poleaboo supports gun ownership
It would make life and death so much easier for him
trains tomorrow look complicated ffs
>>58015747
>Tony blair bans hand guns in 1997 in a knee jerk reaction to dunblane
>This lad pretends like we've had guns banned forever
lmao
whats that website where you can play two youtube vids at once?
>>58015850
lawless shithole
>>58015804
Only reason you'd support it is if you're a paki wanting to easily commit a terrorist attack tbqh
>>58015826
Prague is nice city but too many fucking tourists in there ruin the whole experience desu
>>58015579
I'm going to Colorado. Will be on the chon as well.
>>58015860
I'm skeleton mode now, I'm literally underweight, but I used to be fat when I was a teenager so I've got lots of loose skin, I think it's called skinny-fat
>tfw both Polish girls have visited over 10 countries
Really quite upsetting
will be on a bullet train though
v. exciting
>whats that website where you can play two youtube vids at once?
Just got eye fucked by an Asian lad at the gym lads, i think it was Thailad having a cheeky squizz
>>58015861
>The literal paki wannabe terrorists wants guns legalised
Says it all really.
>>58015871
that'd be meatspin.com my friend
>>58015817
probably shouldn't let serbia into the schengen haha pls
>>58015774
h8 to be a cunt but source?
>>58015861
proves this post true >>58015880
>>58015921
Did you eye fuck him back? Asian lads are qt.
>>58015420
except if you overhauled the legislation for that purpose, you'd have to completely overhaul the self-defence laws
>>58015891
ye but i wouldnt go during the summer holidays
where would you recommend in czechoslovakia as an alternative?
>>58015909
Poleaboo is skinnyfat too but he's become quite comfortable with his body
Don't give a fuck anymore
It's everyone elses problem is they feel uncomfortable
>>58015922
>terrorist
Hate this term, it's such a loaded word
Poleaboo is more of an anarchist
>Why yes I do think the government always knows best
>nanny state? yes please
>personal liberty? no thanks
>>58015918
a bullet train eh?
i heard they go off like a shot
>>58015420
>UK
>liberty
Hahaha
>>58015969
go to slovenia.
>>58015958
Kind of, i was absolutely fucking exhausted from my work out (plus work all day on top of that) so i wasn't in the mood for anyone
He was like half the fucking side of me length wise with the width of a 15 year old lmao
I would have fucked RAVAGED that boipussy with my big white cock
alex jones approves of this thread
liberty is rising
>>58015988
oh dear
>>58015463
this 2bh
>>58015848
Holy sites, tombs, the red sea
I get extremely triggered when I see black people portrayed as knights/kings/ lords in video games
>>58015998
When australians and americans say asian i'm p sure they mean chinese
rangers 2 - 1 celtic
Poleaboo feels travelling is the most normie thing possible
Bonus points if you have "couchsurfing" accounts like the Polish girls
>>58016002
the memeist European country
True freedom requires sacrifice and pain. Most human beings only think they want freedom. The truth is they yearn for the bondage of social order, rigid laws, materialism. The only freedom man really wants is to be comfortable.
>>58016056
makes sense, cheers. deleted due to overposting btw
> Ah yes, your taste in women is just as fine as mine
> Truly Cara is the epitome of beauty
>Why yes, I do post fedora memes on /brit/
>>58016036
>Aha! If I associate your viewpoints with somebody unpopular and controversial it makes them appear less valid
>>58016072
>Tfw been driving to a big supermarket every Sunday for months to get sandwich stuff for work
>Tfw it's packed and people drive like nutters
>Inside people are decrepit scrotes or old and annoying
>Just tried my local Tesco Express and it's only a ten minute walk away with everything I need
>Tfw wasted months and an hour and a half of my Sunday to get sandwich stuff
>Tfw I could have just been having a nice walk and be done in twenty mins
>>58016063
taigs on suicide watch
>>58015969
High Tatras are pretty nice.
>>58016069
Terrifying
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuyjgEgucAc
quite important
http://strawpoll.me/7397243
http://strawpoll.me/7397243
http://strawpoll.me/7397243
http://strawpoll.me/7397243
>>58016102
it's called the "appeal to ridicule", and is one of the most popular types of post on here. Good of you to call it out now though
Poleaboo is considering going into town and buying a video game with his bennies
time for anime while drinking flower tea from my japanese tea cup lads
Poleaboo is a gimmick that really needs to retire
Having a good day?
>I don't shop at Aldi
>>58016163
fukin weeb lozer
>>58016165
FONT
>>58016035
Very lood
>>58016165
nah bored af
>>58016067
Would give it a go tbqh
>>58016159
What game?
>>58016155
sod off la, the Lad Bible is fucking poetry
>>58016164
Not until after the trial and/or the day of equalisation
>aldi
>>58016165
Tided my room, went through years of old files and sorted through the relevant ones, neatened everything up, hoovered up, wiped everything down, feng shui is nearing max, just sorting out my ISA for this month, chilling and reading for the rest of the day.
Nice feel
>>58016156
*takes notes*
hmm go on
Reminder that being Conservative is unattractive.
>tories say they are tighting immigration
>being law where you have to have a 35k job
>Rasheed from Pakistan can still easily come to the UK and open a market stall.
Explain
>>58016212
you're kidding me right?
>>58016210
Don't know, don't really want anything, just want to spend my bennies on something
>>58016207
Don't bother unless you're female
>there are """people""" in this ITT not shopping at waitrose
lads?
>>58016159
try this one to prepare you x
http://www.mdickie.com/prev_hardtime.htm
>>58016235
>implying Priti Patel isn't a qt
>>58016258
never stepped foot in a waitrose
fuck off billionaire
>>58016267
going to do a wank over her now x
>>58016258
>not just going to wherever is most convenient
>>58016069
OH FUCK.
What country and what spider?
>>58016237
How to get around a law that just came in:
do the thing before the law comes in
>>58016256
Buy Civ 5
having a shit in maccies
>>58016237
Used to work in an MPs office it's corrupt as fuck.
We had countless people from the Asian community come in and ask for the MP to write a 'supporting letter to the Home Office' to allow their spouse to stay.
Basically they'd get a flight over here and stay illegally for years, they'd then have a sham marriage to somebody in the community and then get a spousal visa and stay.
I'd even have to write how the illegal was regretting staying here illegally but has now set up a family.
Half of the people coming in couldn't even speak English but the MP always made me do it because he didn't want to upset the local community.
This happens with pretty much every MP too.
Daily reminder that you should never kiss a Tory.
>>58016311
postoics
>>58016259
Looks kinda fun actually, wonder if I can be the prison bitch
After this is all done, I am going to demand an apology from the uni, they did treat me unfairly
>go to waitrose everyday to get my free coffee
>never buy anything
heh nothing personnel
>>58016258
Went in Waitrose once, didn't really get it.
It was the exact same selection of products but everything was about 20-30% cheaper.
What kind of mong purposefully wastes cash?
going to bed
early start tomoz
night x
>>58016293
>being a poor sod
lad?
>>58016320
Did any cunt ever get permission to stay because of mp intervention?
>>58016323
are you an actual leftie is just pretending to be retarded? either way very dull posts
>>58016308
Would rather a PS4 game, action/adventure
Thinking is stressful
>>58016320
Business idea:
Email private eye about this
>>58016358
ni night laddo
>>58016338
This. Free coffee and Telegraph, ahhhhhh don't mind if I do lads hahahaha, thanks for subsidising my morning when you buy your pate and kumquats and vino you posh cunts ;)
>>58016338
they give out free coffee?
>>58016359
having time to go somewhere out of your way is for poor people lets be honest
>>58016367
Yes.
People vastly underestimate how much weight having a MP writing a letter does for you.
Fast tracks you with any organisation and with most government departments. Sometimes it can't do it all but your MP will nearly always write you some sort of supporting letter because that's their job so loads of people get away with things they otherwise wouldn't because of it.
Another example
>Woman moves into state paid accommodation with a housing association
>It's damp as fuck and she's upset because it stinks
>She rings the housing association and they say the earliest they can come out just to check if it is is in seven months
>Write her a letter
>Rings up two days later
>Somebody come round, assessed it, replaced the damp ridden furniture and said sorry
>>58016320
Poleaboo regrets not running in the local elections this year, he left it too late
Would have run for UKIP and the campaign would have been bring attention to all the poor decisions and corruption of the local council
>>58016371
t. Tory Boy
>>58016411
yeah but middle class ponces claim they 'don't need charity'
HA!
off to the servo, you lads want anything?
lets be honest here lads if you ever had sex youre not welcome here
Going out lads
going to buy some gruyere
>>58016358
goodnight
>>58016469
this
>>58016462
cornetto
>>58016462
aussie bf
>>58016411
Yeah, register for a card online and you can get 1 free tea or coffee everyday
>>58016469
*walks self out*
bye lads
*jumps back through a window*
*puts fedora on*
they'll never know ehe
might start sitting down to shit
>>58016469
this
considering become a male model
was out until 6 last night lads.
>>58015579
interrailing
pretty hard to fuck it up and you'll be in Europe so not much can go wrong
>>58016524
alri pajeet
>tfw didn't get oratory, rhetoric and public speaking lessons at school
drank all these last night lads
*has a shave*
ah, feelin fresh!
*applys some aftershave*
AY AY AY OWIEEEE
>>58016574
fuck off chris
>>58016542
oooh did you get home in time for dinner though? one time i got home at 7pm and everyone had finished eating !
>>58016574
can u count are you memeing
was out until 7 last night lads.
>>58016543
Poleaboo planned this as a way to get over the Polish girl
maybe impress her too
But he didn't have the courage to go through with it
>>58016603
wow ur cool
Thought Donald Trump was supposed to be absolutely storming it haha?
>>58016599
literally hadn't noticed this until now but am already editing the image to make it fit
no bully
>>58016596
no had mcdonalds breakfast
was bae as fuck.
>>58016611
don't remember asking you, you smelly little paki worm
don't ever have the audacity to reply to me again you utter mollusc
>>58016662
> bae as fuck
god what an utter, utter spastic runt you are
>>58016650
you making a reference to the banging tune or just coincidence?
>>58015963
>overhaul self-defence laws
self defence laws already account for using a firearm for self defence, if you deem it necessary at the time to protect your life with a firearm then the law already provides for that
*unsheaths umbrella*
>>58016381
Has poleaboo played yakuza 5?
>>58016686
>>58016688
can you both stop being lairy and ruining the thread?
>>58016694
fascist bitter rozzers would probably confiscate that anyway
>>58016611
why are you talking about yourself in third person
>>58016730
this is literally the oldest story going you mong
>>58016730
>greentext stories
Reddit.
>>58016694
post reviews
>>58016733
you've got some front replying to me you fat taff cunt
>>58016686
Yeah, well you just make the most of this summer break because after graduating all your free time will come by the grace of Mr Shekelstein
>>58016704
Good shout
Poleaboo will purchase Yakuza 4
Always meant to play 4 but his PS3 broke before he could buy it
>>58016690
nah someone mentioned it on here about 2 days ago and i've literally been fist pumping to it almost constantly since then
@58016733
Won't be giving you the satisfaction, runt.
haven't played video games in 3 months
finally an adult
>>58016783
says the one applying to the JD sports warehouse, jog on you fucking weapon
>>58016611
Poleaboo is not allowed to use the internet due to his bail conditions
>>58016810
ah right. well its a goodun.
>>58016778
I am 6'3 tbf
>> 58016812
enjoy your shit life
did it
t. professional graphic designer
>>58016625
ALL HAIL PRESIDENT CLINTON
>>58016822
haha jokes on you
I never applied
Keep funding my lifestyle, C U C K
>>58016815
bet the jews did this.. or... yeah thats it
>>58016859
remove the leftover cannage you half a job spazz
>>58016850
and I'm 6'5, i'd blow you over with a sneeze, though I suppose you're like a weeble so you'd just bounce back up you gelatinous melt
>Ladies and Gentleman please welcome the president of the United States of America - President Fart!
in cex they sell vita's for £110
should i get one and play some of those anime games i hear so much about?
>>58016859
very impressive
>>58016897
>implying I pay taxes
you won't be getting your grubby mits on my hard earned cheddar friend
>trying to open up pixlr (chromemebook)
>see "pineal gland decalcification" has overtaken "pornhub" for first result
i'm on my way lads
>>58016937
>Ever being scruffy enough to go into a CEX store
Enjoy your BO and stolen electronics
gonna start 'loving' things on facebook more
>>58016965
soon
In this world you're either a NEET or a wagecuck
>australians need a licence for airsoft and paintball guns
holy fuck and I thought we were cucked
>>58016994
Poleaboo is too intimidated to buy something from there
The people working there all look like trendy hipster types
Let's go native
Sun your cares away
Be creative
Learn to live and play
Pretty flowers need the sun
This applies to everyone
Life's worth living
When nature's giving
Happiness to everyone
So let's go sunning
Flatmate interview went fine but i really don't want to live with those people 2bh
Reminder that Poleaboo is a fake NEET
He would go back to being a student tomorrow if they let him
>>58016994
ye in me local shopping centre hmv closed down and a cex opened up
pretty grim but seems like second hand cheap shit is all that can survive with how online shopping is
>>58016859
Did what
dad bought me a new tracksuit from jacamo
>>58017068
What's wrong with them?
Got some great bargains from cash converters recently lads
>>58017093
jammy cunt!
