CLEO + POLEABOO
crayon pop
this new isn't cheeky at all
it doesn't even has an edition
>seriously, you are a disgrace to your ancestors and were the runt that should have not made it.
Poleaboo's cp collection is of white kids only and he really feel like masturbating to brown kids
just read 12 pages of a book in a row without getting distracted
>>58009998
Fuck off back to your Cu ck shed
>wake up
>do a hangover poo with a cleanup so grim you need to shower immediately after
ah yes, very impressive
>Cameron and Iceland's Prime Minister both involved in tax dodging
>Iceland's PM resigns
>Cameron still here
???
read the front of the daily mirror while queuing in the shop yesterday. the head of eurovision was criticising the late terry wogan because his sarcastic irreverent commentary "damaged the credibility" of the contest
>eurovision
>credibility
>CYPRUS GIVES GREECE....12 POINTS
>SWEDEN GIVES NORWAY....12 POINTS
>>58010042
I don't get hangover yet, a lot of people say it hits you in your late twenties
*walk out of room*
*inhale and exhale deeply*
*sees black dots and gets lightheaded*
Waheyy lads, this "fresh air" packs a wallop
I check my email at least once every hour between 7am and 1am for message from either of the two dating sites I'm on. Sometimes more frequently.
Please help
CAMERON OUT. MIGRANTS IN.
There were literally chanting this whilst fat anarchists and hippie communists danced to dnb whilst I stood there awkwardly.
>>58010042
tarmarced the road with my guinness shit yesterday
>>58010090
*helps you*
>>58009989
the story is different each game but the first and third have lots of references to each other
>>58010068
Continentals can't handle the banter
>>58010068
>those years when UK got zero because of the war
>>58010068
Poleaboo absolutely adores Eurovision
Who fat lexi belle aka taco belle here?
Mt my goodness gracious, I dared not believe that a feminine creature could get more beautiful but ala I was gladly proved wring when I gazed upon the rotund lexi belle.
Ladies and gentleman, if perfection is a person, she is it!
Brava!
>>58010077
Who the fuck says that. How much do you drink?
>>58010110
*thanks you*
>>58010077
25 here. I only started getting them this year and it's not good desu.
Should I get a Vive?
Don't really have much to live for and I could easily afford £700.
>>58010077
i get them at 23 tbqh
NEED a qt Isabel gf right NOW
>>58010113
so would i still know what's going on? or would you recommend playing the 1st one?
>In comments published in the Daily Mirror that were made at Polar Talks London, Björkman said Wogan was the reason Eurovision is seen as frivolous entertainment in the UK.
>“He did this for 28 years and his commentary always forced the mockery side, and there is a grown-up generation in Britain that doesn’t know anything better,” he said.
>“He raised a generation of viewers believing this was a fun, kitsch show that had no relevance whatsoever.”
only tiny, irrelevant nations ever cared about eurovision. they've never won at anything else in their entire history so they need something. it's a cringeworthy shit karaoke show at the end of the day.
>>58010197
T H I C C
>>58010183
need a le quirky youtuber gf
have a word Janny you fucking jobsworth
>>58010284
ye. she's as cute as a button
>>58010226
Poleaboo is telling you to fuck off
yes, Eurovision is mostly a fun show, the quality of the show comes from the variety of the music and staging
But to call it a "cringeworthy karaoke" is insulting and untrue
Poleaboo has the last 6 Eurovision albums on his laptop, many of the songs are quality
>>58010128
I think the most I've drank on a night out was about 14 pints, cant remember how many shots I had though, I was at a party last night and just took 12 bottles of heineken and a bit of JD/coke later on, not sure how much it takes to give people a headache the day later desu but I woke up feeling fresh. I still have the shitty short sleep though
>>58010284
What's her channel?
>>58010213
mate, the whole story is confusing as fuck. I didn't have a scooby do what I was meant to be doing till half way through the first game. It's well worth playing the first though if it's cheap.
>'''''''people''''''''' that unironically care about Eurovision
fucking gutter-plebs lmao
>>58010303
10/10 imo
>[INDI018] I Want To Bring Home My Favorite Porn Star And Spend 24 Hours Filling Her Mouth, Ass, And Pussy Up With My Piss Aya Shiina
>[IENE484] If We Put Plastic Wrap on a Virgin Boy's Dick Will You Let Him Hump You Between Your Thighs?
>>58010333
This definitely didn't happen. The most seasoned of people would not wake up feeling fresh after 14 pints.
I'm cringing at how bad this lie is and I'm on 4chan, please don't repeat this infront of actual people.
In the real world, I once drank about 6 pints and went to a party, had two beer bongs one after the other and I threw up everywhere the next day. Bad feel
>>58010355
same with bloodborne for me haha
cheers lad, I'll see if i can find it cheap anywhere
>>58010356
You just don't get the show
>>58010366
Unbridled narcissism doe
>>58010333
You must weigh 25 stone?
>tfw get hangover after drinking 4 beers
What's stopping me ordering a vive or occulus from America and having it shipped to the UK?
There are very few companies importing them to the UK and they're all charging retarded amounts.
Like £700 on something that costs $699
Kit Kats became so popular in Japan because of a literal translation of "kitto katsu", which means "Surely win" and lead to the implication of the bar giving good luck (making it a popular snack, especially before exams).
>>58010435
recommend an album laddo
Can't believe there are ''''people'''' who unironically think their "freedoms" are more important than stopping paki terrorists
If you're going to have the freedom to draw satirical cartoons and hold rock concerts, then you need to be able to defend those freedoms. And defending those freedoms will require us to sacrifice things like our data privacy.
Anybody who doesn't understand this is fucced in the head tbqh
My main issue after drinking is the sheer dehydration the next day, my skin is burning hot, my lips are cracked and my throat is raw. Makes no difference if I chug water before bed.
>>58010444
>what is import duty
Gideon: "oh you want to import something expensive? Then we'll take a larger % of the price straight into our pockets for no apparent reason thank you very much"
>>58010444
>VAT
>Import Duty
>Delivery charges
I doubt you'll save much.
Who /foreveroptimist/ here? Not saying my life is perfect but i find it so hard to be negative, any shit that comes my way i always find something positive to counter it, and it doesn't even have to make sense, ill just spin it whatever way so i can keep being happy.
am i living a lie?
>no milk
>>58010422
definitely get 1, I wasn't too fussed over 2
>>58010466
Freedom of speech isn't freedom of consequences, you fucking retard
Chat shit, get banged
>>58010466
or we could just kick all the pakis out
>>58010117
yes very observant jack whitehall
>>58010496
>>58010499
Just don't declare what it is?
I've had car parts shipped from croatia using a private courier and not paid any kind of tax or duty.
>>58010501
Me lad.
It's easy to be pessimistic, but if you give optimism to yourself you always have something to aim for, a way to improve yourself and a better day that you can seek just around the corner.
When my old highschool gf dumped me I always dreamed of how good my life could be and from that constantly moved on and on and on
>This too, shall pass
>>58010396
Why would I lie on here? I've said plenty of shit i'd find embarassing IRL here. I always have food prepared for when I get home and a glass of water before I hit the deck which works wonders. I have a friend that throws up too
>>58010433
12, I'm tall though
bladee needs to properly release Ghost of October NOW
>>58010501
Pineal gland status: KIA
>>58010501
>>58010560
>tfw staunch realist
>>58010461
What genre or anything goes?
>>58010422
>>58010504
DaS 1 > DaS 3 > BB > DeS >>> DaS 2
>>58010544
you don't declare, the sender does. Some will be 'nice' and not declare it as high value. Most won't.
>>58010570
I don't know lad, you tell me, you're doing it.
We unironically stopped hanging out ith a lad for lies like these about how much he ca drink and how it doesn't affect him.
Why do you think it's impressive you sad cunt?
>>58010514
Why do there have to be consequences? Because lefties think their privacy is more important than stopping a paki terrorist plot?
rate the spag bol lads
>>58010613
Lel I never said I was proud of it, did I sit a sore spot somehow? think what you want lad I don't really care desu
>>58010637
Why shouldn't their be consequences?
Because all righties are cowards?
Got drunk last night lads and spent over £60 on benzos.
My last order a week ago hasn't even been delivered ffs.
>>58010640
its 11:30 what are you doing
>>58010501
>>58010560
>>58010584
>tfw apathist, so the lack of pessimism from me, other people assume me to be really optimistic
It's just I don't give a fuck when something has gone wrong, or something could go wrong. When I'm at work, I just fucking deal with it and do what I always do, irrelevant to how much shit has hit the fan.
>>58010504
>>58010589
turns out you cant get DS1 on ps4??
>>58010676
haha!
>>58010681
leftover from last night
>>58010676
good lad, stockpiling is wise
>>58010696
i got ds1 free with ds3 on xbone haha
>>58010696
lmao straight to three it is
you're mainly missing out on nostalgia things
>>58010640
scatty af
gonna go to the charity bookshop and get that solzhenitsyn book if it's still there
The purpose of import duty is to discourage people from buying products from outside of a country and not contributing to it's economy.
But what about products that are not available to purchase in your country? You're not avoiding stimulating the economy because you could never purchase that particular product in Britain.
>>58010737
haha
>>58010737
>>58010740
reeeeeee
why the fuck did they get rid of backwards compatibility
Tim Finnegan lived in Walkin Street, a gentleman Irish, mighty odd
He had a brogue both rich and sweet, and to rise in the world he carried a hod
ah but Tim had a bit of a tippler's way, with a love of the liquor poor Tim was born
and to send him on his way each day, he'd a drop of the craythur every morn
>>58010666
No, I just felt pity that you think this is a believeable lie.
I'd hoped such an abrasive response would make you realise you don't want to be repeating it, but apparently not.
>>58010779
Sending your money abroad weakens the UK economy. that you can't buy it here is irrelevant
>>58010838
>Sweden
>>58010588
not jazz pls la, anything else.
Found a restaurant lads
>>58010640
>pre-sliced cheese
>not parmesan/pecorino etc.
>pasta and sauce not mixed prior to serving
Shit-tier.
>>58010831
Yes I'm a complete and utter liar and you are 100% right, jesus christ
Mum keeps stalling the lawnmower over and over again. The grass is too long and the lawnmower hasn't been used since last year. GO SLOWER. She also won't listen or let me do it. Grass is a fucking mess
>>58010949
Alright lad.
Go sink another 14 pints and wake up fine, don't forget to brag to your mates
>>58010840
How does importing a Japanese sports car from the 90s damage the UK economy?
I could buy a Nissan GTR for cheap in Japan. But then for some reason I have to pay 50% of the landed value in duty for no reason whatsoever.
By the way "landed value" is the price you paid for the car + the price it cost to ship which for a car is around £2,000
Having to pay tax on shipping makes zero sense.
>Sweden
He's committed to his act, I'll give him that...
WHY AREN'T YOU PAYING ATTENTION TO MEEEEEEEEEE?
>>58010952
you need to cut at a higher hight
>>58010640
mate im sorry to say it doesnt look great desu
>>58010963
I know the type. If you've been to Tenerife they've been to elevenerife
is sweden posting? had that flag filtered for over a year
cara lads
>>58010972
>How does importing a Japanese sports car from the 90s damage the UK economy?
The money you spent leaves the UK economy forever and supports the Japanese one. Importing is financial vampirism
>>58010992
I KNOW. She won't listen to me. I've been taking care of that lawnmower for 10 years, and it's at least 15 years old. She's going to fuck it
She's also fucked out on diazepam or something
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zp0HVxksHG8
>>58011024
this 2bh
>>58010963
Will do, I'll make sure to keep talking about how much I can drink
>>58011039
well why don't you go out and do it then you useless pleb
Think I took one too many loperamides here lads
Beginning to see some shit
>>58011026
But Nissan GTRs were never sold in Britain which means I can't stimulate the UK economy by buying one.
Love that the classic response to catching out a liar us 'why would I lie on the Internet hurrr'.
The same reason you lie in real life. Attention
>>58010900
Good thing I asked because I wanted to post jazz lol
How about Earth's The Bees Made Honey in the Lion's Skull? My 2nd favourite Earth album.
>>58011067
can't, my wheelchair will get caught in the too fucking long grass
>>58011067
Can you not read? She won't let me touch it, she's off her head
umm??? leftists???
>>58011093
Then either you can't have one or pay the tax for draining the british economy
>Sweden
Arrest the nonce
>Sales tax on cars in most of europe is 100%
>We only pay 20%
JUST
>>58011103
Lying is fun desu.
>>58011093
But you stimulate the economy by being forced to pay tariffs or by buying a different car
>>58011166
I absolutely fucking don't get cars.
As long as it's reliable, doesn't eat fuel and nothing else why do people spend thousands of pounds of hard earned money just so they can have the latest one that looks a bit nicer?
It's literally for getting you from A to B. I don't get it.
we currently spend £12bn a year more abroad than foreigners spend here
expanding heathrow will make this worse because it's budget airlines that will soak up the extra capacity, ryanair might need to make 5 return flights each to ljubljana, riga and krakow a day to break even, but BA only need a few flights to NYC with business class passengers to turn a profit. in this case supply creates it's own demand and the people who might have spent a weekend in blackpool will now be throwing up all over prague instead
>>58011103
enjoy sleeping in your own sick lel
>This autist made $16,000 selling stuff on etsy
How does it feel to be less entrepreneurial than fucking chrischan
>>58011222
>I absolutely fucking don't get cars.
That's because you're autistic
>No new hits on my phishing site
What's going wrong?
thingkyn about last sunday x
>>58011271
Why though?
The extra few grand I have pays for holidays and stuff.
I'm not arsed what the metal box I commute in looks like, I don't even see it because I'm sat inside
Remember in school where you had them fund raisers selling chocolates or whatever?
What do you do if your boss at work brings that in to try get his daughters choccies to sell out? Obviously hes thinking that his employees will kiss arse and buy up. Would you buy up?
>>58011223
That's Blackpool's fault for being shit
>>58011142
So basically import duty is out of spite.
They would rather you not buy something than buy it from Japan.
>>58011222
comfier seats, less stiff pedals and so on, if you have to drive an hour or more each day the little things do help
>>58011222
what do you like la have u any interests?
>car people
>>58011313
Not spite, self-protection.
>>58011222
It's just another status symbol. Conspicuous consumption. If you earn 80k a year are you going to get a Peugeot 308 when you can afford a BMW 5 Series?
And if you're a little pleb who wants to pretend he's earning 80k a year you'll get a nice car on an extortionate short term rent for the same reason.
got any tips for the car theory test lads
>>58011305
>Why though?
If you don't understand why cars fire up people's passions then you are autistic.
Autistics have a hard time understanding emotions.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsBO2q7NHGM
>The """"""""""Alt""""""""""" """""""""""""""""""""""""""""""Right"""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""""
>>58011305
>>58011222
>why spend £100 on jeans when I can just buy them for £5 from ASDA XDDDD
Just printed my dissertation off lads. 13,500 words and 52 pages
Fuarrk
Cause it's Lisburn, it's where I'm from
>>58011305
>pays for holidays
I absolutely fucking don't get holidays.
You're literally just going somewhere else etc
>>58011305
elliot DOESN'T like this post
>>58011344
They're not protecting the UK car industry because I'm not going to buy a UK car instead.
They would rather me not spend the money at all than spend it in Japan.
Pure spite.
r8
>All these (yous) because I like to spend my moeny on holidays and things that actually make life better.
Buying a better laptop lets me do more things. Buying a more expensive car might let me go faster, but I'll never get to go any faster because I still have to commute.
Not saying people who like them shouldn't but I personally don't get it.
help me decide on a runescape name laddies
thinking of buying this for the wife's son for his birthday
thoughts, lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2qC7v3r9C8
>>58011409
>They would rather me not spend the money at all than spend it in Japan.
they'd rather not deplete their own economy whilst bolstering a foreign nation's? Shocking.
You could buy a British car, you just don't want to. You CHOICE has consequences
>>58011468
Thanks to the government there are no British cars.
>>58011451
>clearly a billionaire
>owns a honda accord
???
>>58011453
But why like anything then?
I don't understand how you don't get it 2bh
Taking >3000 pounds out of the UK economy lads
>>58010077
I've been getting hangovers ever since the first time i got extremely drunk at 16. What are you on about?
>>58011451
Why did you buy a family car that pretends it's a sports car instead of an actual sports car?
>>58011518
It not mine it looks exactly the same
they are really expensive for what they are desu
>>58011373
screeching
>>58011522
I guess I see cas as just a way of getting around whereas some lads see them as much more?
I don't know?
>>58011390
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2eXek4Pu8B4
ah yes very impressive
>>58011453
It's just competition. People want a better car than their neighbours, their work colleagues, their mates, it's a highly visible ego investment. Look at what I have. I've got money and therefore I am smarter and more powerful than you, and more successful sexually.
>>58011468
That's an incredibly leftist statement you know?
I've got closed eye visuals 24/7 lads, every time I close my eyes I can see scenes playing out like a film. How the fuck do I make it stop? It gets spooky at night sometimes when I see figures and faces
>>58011236
don't give a fuck about him
>>58011550
Because sports cars are shit to live with
Its the best comprimise
Like the saloon car look too rather than a coupe 2bh
>>58011583
>patriotism is now "incredibly leftist"
I'll inform the BNP, they'll be chuffed to be on the left for a change
spent £15k in the USA, Russia, China and Japan last year
that money will NEVER return to the UK
>I spend money on something that will be over in 2 weeks that "make my life better" yet I don't understand cars that you can keep for years.
Yeah m8 spending £2,000 on a holiday that will be over in 2 weeks isn't pissing money away.
>>58011588
close your third eye lad
day jar view
>>58011588
What's your drug history? I sometimes get CEVs at random though my main acid binge ended a year ago.
Eating alone in a busy restaurant
Feel bad so ordered the most expensive thing
>>58011602
You're anti freemarket capitalism which makes you a lefty.
Also BNP is highly socialist.
>>58011574
>that accent
fucking hell give them back to the irish
audible cancer
Lack of female interaction has made me a bit gay haha
Would I notice if a speed camera flashed me?
lads what's alphabeth's address again? I know it's in lisburn
asking for a m8
>>58011611
what's worse are the people who pay to travel half way around the world to spend every day of their fortnight led on a sun lounger.
>>58011677
Yeah, they got massive willies
>Order something from overseas
>Must pay sales tax and import duty
>Go on holiday and buy something
>Don't pay sales tax and import duty
???
>>58011645
I've been smoking weed every day for about 2 years, taken MDMA 5 times and that's it
It's very annoying, I can't close my eyes at night, I have to watch ASMR until I pass out. I've tried just watching them until they stop, but they never stop.
>>58011677
100%
>>58011561
But you could say the same about anything
laptops, holidays etc
Why do people like football it just 23 men on a pitch chasing a ball
Some people like driving fast how cars look having a nice interior
>>58011701
That's what 'Nothing to declare' is for
>>58011701
You paid VAT on the flights thoug
Somebody shoot me in the head.
Spending £2000 on my cultural tour of magaluf
>>58011719
See a spook m8
>>58011747
*does it*
>>58011579
>not flossin hard on these fools
>>58011719
Didn't know that wasn't normal.
What are the chances of VAT being 17.5% ever again?
>>58011719
You did too much drugs mqte, good thing I had self control
>>58011733
I'm not personally saying people can't, just I don't get it.
I get why people like those things, but a car just drives from A to B
>>58011780
Do you mean a shrink?
>>58011785
Income tax was meant to be temporary, wouldn't think it's likely
>>58011701
Customs will randomly search people walking through the nothing to declare exit, never been searched but I've seen it happen plenty of times, if you've got 2 litres of spirits you'll get charged VAT and excise duty on the 2nd litre.
Today is my self harm anniversary lads
2 years to the day I first cut myself
rad.
>>58011810
>I get why people like those things, but a car just drives from A to B
Some people just enjoy driving. Driving is most fun when you've got a nice car.
>>58011867
post cuts
>>58011811
Yeah got my gimmick names mixed sorry
>>58011844
I'm thinking of buying a laptop on a trip to america
>>58011884
*picture of a NHS hospital*
>>58011884
Got none, just scars now. I last cut myself like 6 months ago and that was only because I was drunk.
>>58011927
little bitch boy
>tfw taxes are nothing more than the government being entitled and saying "I deserve some of that".
Earned some money? I deserve some of that.
Started a company? I deserve some of that.
Invented something? I deserve some of that.
Bought something? I deserve some of that.
I've got 14 days' holiday left this year (already booked two holidays for next month and december)
not sure if I should spend two weeks (10 working days) in america which would only leave me with about a week off at new year or just save up and have a big break at the end of the year
>>58011927
post scars
>>58011895
they won't care about that as long as there's no box and pricetag all over it, can't prove you didn't fly out with it.
people who buy clothes in NYC and leave the pricetags on are liable to get bummed by customs
>>58011940
v. rude
>>58011942
Died? Give me some of that
>>58011942
they builds the roads :^)
>>58011990
nuclear bombs terrify and amaze me at the same time
>Get a call up about my mortgage application
>They say it's been rejected due to a typo
>Ask them what the typo was
>"Where it said dependents you put "about 15 million"
>I say that it's correct, "10 million immigrants and 5 million dole scroungers"
>>58012015
I would love to see a nuclear explosion in real life
from a safe distance of course
>>58011946
I've only got 9 ffs
>>58011942
Go sick? I deserve treatment
Got robbed? I deserve an investigation.
Got unemployed? I deserve a safety net
Georgie boy doesn't literally pocket all your taxes
Hope I get run over by a car at high speed.
>>58012035
how about this for a nuclear explosion
*farts in your face*
I brought back two bottles of johnnie walker blue from Tokyo, walked through nothing to declare and there were 7-8 customs guards randomly choosing people out of the crowd. They searched the guy beside me, would have been nailed on the alcohol duty for that.
>>58012061
*does it*
>>58011606
>russian money wont return to the UK
>russians buy more and more london property every year
>spends ~£3000 on the holiday of a lifetime in Japan
>has so far:
>gone to a Jpop idol ride in Universal Studios
>Stood outside the Hard Rock Cafe
>Bought some authentic japanese sushi (from the cornershop) and eaten it alone in his hotel room
>Gone on a date with a """"""qt"""""" jap girl and got a reluctnant hug at the station
>Got pissed alone in his hotel room
couldn't write it
>>58011950
I posted them a few days ago I think
pretty kool right? lmao
>>58012089
Can you fix the typo please
>>58012035
the sun is one
>>58012103
pussy
>>58012017
ah yes I see you saw that news clipping from 2011 posted yesterday too
>You must pay tax on imports because when money leaves the country it's bad
>But when Cameron does it it's ok
Tory logic
>>58012103
haha mint lad
now post willy
>>58012089
how would you spend your days in japan lad?
>>58012130
2013 actually
>Buying a car from Japan is bad
>Selling Britain to foreigners is ok
AC/DC: Band to Resume Rock Or Bust World Tour with Axl Rose as Lead Singer
Reminder that taxation is a direct violation of the Non-Agression Principle
does anyone else feel sad and then get sudden bouts of happiness, like everything's actually alright and everything's going to work out, then go back into the slump about 30 seconds later?
>>58012173
as if that bitter jealous loser will ever go there.
Does the government actually care that the legal high ban will put most head shops out of business?
That means less business stimulating the economy.
If the economy is so important why are we creating laws to make it worse?
>>58012202
Yes, in fact I'm experiencing a surge of happiness right now.
>>58012173
with actual people, in a hostel, doing things of mutual interest and seeing the sights.
he's absolutely fucked it
>>58012176
well one is sending money out of the country and the other is bringing money into the country
cor blimey guvna
>>58012220
>head shops
>A head shop is a retail outlet specializing in paraphernalia used for consumption of cannabis and tobacco and items related to cannabis culture and related countercultures.
literally who cares?
What do I say lads
The government is good, come on lads everything's fine
absolutely despise the word plimsoll
>>58010040
can someone explain to me what about this webm everyone find so shocking
