cara
crayon pop
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1NtdmNVNosA
looks comfy lads
wouldn't mind doing this
maisie
hmm
i still really dislike your gimmick
you're the same guy who doesn't attach images to your posts, right?
>it's a my hands are shaking because of withdrawals episode
Ah yes, VERY impressive indeed
Almost finished my banana
it means no worries
>>57978627
t. paki
Why do people still vote Labour?
Is it because their parents tell them to?
I took a sertraline tablet and I don't feel anxious but I feel numb and really tired. I want the depression back. At least I was feeling something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IQAU_fgZBIE
VERY good video lads
>>57978555
t. mong that puts the edition in the subject
>page 3
What are /brit/'s opinions about this island and the women it spawns?
>>57978654
mmmmmm
*winks at you*
(girl here btw)
>>57978666
>implying everyone doesn't vote who their parents tell them too
>>57978666
same but for UKIP
>>57978675
How long have you been taking it? Literally just took my daily dose 2 minutes ago
>>57978450
Chiorizo is damn good
Especially when eaten with a tortilla and cheese
>>57978689
It's too subtle for your yank brain m8
>>57978572
>But he's been waiting his whole life to be king
He becomes King the second his mother dies, coronation or not. It's as inevitable as a birthday, not something he has to work towards.
>Why would he give it up for popular opinion?
Because popular opinion is literally the only thing that lets the monarchy retain power. This isn't like becoming President, everything he would enjoy as King he gets to keep if he abdicated, whereas retaining the thrown will risk it all because he's just not very well liked.
>>57978683
whats with the scimitars btw?
>>57978675
Enjoy your diarrhoea, feggit!
A girl told me she likes me. Want to skip around and dance.
>>57978708
> and the women it spawns?
10% are very hot, 15% are qt/homely, the rest are hideous swamp monsters with too much ass
>>57978708
my grandfather was irish so i've got some distant irish relatives one of whom is are super qt. would shag her 3bh
>>57978646
who are you quoting?
Ah yes leftist, hippie marxists will run the country in the few years. Very nice.
>>57978683
t. mong
>>57978761
seaxes
>>57978714
It was a nice banana.
(girl here btw)
>3
>0
>0
>0
>>57978781
would you "cuddle" with her?
>>57978815
wots dat
>>57978774
the correct response to that would be to skip around and fuck her
get in there lad, youve earned it
Why are jpop posters noticeably less autistic than kpop posters? Would have assumed they'd be about the same.
>>57978714
fuck off wench
>>57978847
the things on t'flag
but they curved them on the flag for some reason
nigel farage listening to garage
>>57978839
indeed i would mr leaf sir
>>57978802
it's well known she uses Calvin Harris as a beard, she's not pure otherwise either
>>57978497
source
>>57978823
fuck off wench
>>57978728
Just 1 today.
>>57978764
Yeah my stomach hurts. The doctor prescribed them to me because I have an anxious stomach/ IBS but the side effect is diarrhea.
>>57978777
I don't want to take it anymore.
i've finished my KFC and now i'm enjoying the dessert cookie
Business Idea: Take the bonuses of the bankers of the footballers, and give them to the soldiers to build houses for migrants to move in to and then have the migrants nationalise the railways
>>57978900
You think she's a lesbian?
>>57978902
can't wait to see the queen with trump
>>57978666
um
leftists????????????????????
sky is doing that weird bright thing but with heavy grey clouds and raining a lot
Going out with family and my sister is dressed like a total slag.
Going to rant on at my dad for letting her dress like that.
Where can I buy Xiaomi Piston 3 earphones, lads? They're not available on the Xiaomi website and the ones on ebay look like fake shit as they're way too cheap/
Christians and Muslims are puppets of the Jews
>>57978902
think she fucked any of those presidents?
im sure lizzie really liked to party when she was younger
>>57978953
cookie
FOY
Why do people vote Conservative?
Is it because The Telegraph tells them to?
>>57978721
Parents of UKIP voters died before it was created
>Where can I buy Xiaomi Piston 3 earphones
I am sorry /brit/. you have cancer
>>57978984
Pic plz.
>>57978902
>one country declining
>the other dominating the planet in all aspects
ah yes, very impressive
>>57978989
http://www.head-fi.org/t/760847/xiaomi-pistons-3-0-impressions-thread
links at the bottom
or steal them from my ears
>>57978984
sounds like an enjoyable night out
have fun. bang your sister real good for us.
>>57978991
It doesn't feel right. I'm depressed that I'm on anti depressants.
>>57978989
Get them on Amazon from a seller with really good feedback, which is what I did
They'll usually be shipped from China, mine took like a month to come
Also your picture are the old Piston 2s
>>57978989
>>>/g/csg
they'll help you
>>57978953
are large chocolate chip cookies supposed to be soft and disgusting? got one once with a pizza i ordered
>>57979002
She shagged Kennedy, no need to speculate.
>>57979036
*surgically removes this cancerous post*
ah all better
any funny movies out there lads
>>57979085
She's pretty uggo tbqh
I really want an Irish gf.
>>57978989
Gearbest
I was on a crowded tube train back home when a girl I slept with twice got on. We both knew we were there but we didn't want to talk to each other. She knew what station I get off at and moved before I did. Snake cunt.
What would you do in my situation? She was the one who stopped texted me for no reason.
>>57978917
Unfortunately it's normal for you experience negative side effects when you first start taking it. You'll just have to hope they fade as it starts to work.
>>57979141
rasheed
>>57979102
should i feel repulsed by her or not?
>>57979135
hang on, are you impersonating the janitor? that would be against the rules.
Want to get a Chinese but I had a KFC earlier and now I'm not hungry. I wish I was starving. Life is so unfair sometimes.
>>57979192
hat.png
>>57979176
should i feel repulsed by her or not?
>>57979170
would have grown up and said hello
>>57979158
But will I turn into a zombie? I won't be able to get hard and I will put on weight.
>>57979174
I don't want to take it.
>>57979245
erm can you not copy my posts please mate thanks
sort of want cookies and ice cream lads
Gonna make my own language
I have no knowledge of linguistics
>>57979192
absolutely banterous
>>57979280
me after a night out with the lads
>>57979170
good film
>>57978708
Northern Ireland here, in the blue skies of Ulster our weemin' are of a friendly, jovial sort and are about 10% pure beaut, 10% wee cutie, 40% girl next door, 40% a big aul trunter.
When ive visited the grey skies of the Republic admittedly only Dublin, Im to believe the girls of Dublin are quite friendly and have a wee thing for the "Nordie" accent.
>>57978780
Same for the uk desu
>>57979253
She was the one who blanked me. She turned around and moved away hoping I wouldn't notice.
the gf
>>57979280
fs la you've spilled me ragu sauce all over ya lol!
gagging for a £6 oreo milkshake
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dn7SBQ6X5HU
>>57979269
It's your choice mate. It's worked wonders for me, the only downside is that it takes about an hour to cum.
wgm
bco, iw. siot, hiwwuab. omwhnfd. 6ttw. uuu yep
iessn, gscigsf. a, dwtrotdwd, jshig. ttya, bye
>>57979183
Makes no sense, lad.
>>57979384
sorry mate but oreos really are shit-tier biscuits. step it the fuck up lad
>>57979192
haha how funny!! fuck the unemployed!!
>done nothing all day
>weekend almost half over
>>57979192
What an admirable fellow.
>>57979474
found the jf lads
>>57979409
You no longer feel depressed or anxious? Can you get you dick hard? I feel really drowsy and my head hurts.
>>57979464
what's wrong lid, they don't sell them in pakistan?
>>57979536
are you attempting to be ironic?
this is the girl I like
>>57979464
crushed up oreos in milkshakes or ice cream is delicious though
*invades your world as a mad dark spirit*
gonna go out and get pissed with the boys
good posting today everyone xx
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
https://twitter.com/britainelects/status/721408057922756608
No.10 is coming home lads
>>57979592
nah. they'res shit in whatever form.
far superior snacks out there to be used
>>57979648
Rasheed
>>57979536
You're the Rasheed here m8 for liking shitty yank cardboard biscuits
>>57979050
Ordered for 23 clapperpounds, thanks lad.
>oreos really are shit-tier biscuits
>You're the Rasheed here m8 for liking shitty yank cardboard biscuits
>>57979608
Thanks
>>57979608
/brit/
entera
se va de borrachera
>>57978989
what's so special about them
>>57979592
Import some chocolate bourbons mate or any of our biscuits and you'll realise yours are shit.
Actually our oreos are probably better than yours since they're made with sugar and not corn syrup.
>>57979583
i like her too shame they only caught her ear
>>57979736
£15 earphones which work like those which cost £80+
Go see can I get some food
>>57979610
lad......
>>57979592
get some Fox's Ginger Creams down your neck and get back to me Yank
>>57979750
>he's a druggy
>>57979742
>Actually our oreos are probably better than yours since they're made with sugar and not corn syrup.
this is a good point that deserves reinforcing 2bh
will be having microwave curry for diner
>>57979681
Blue riband. Choco Liebniz. Pink wafer biscuits. Angel slices. Cheesecake(most varieties).
>>He doesn't want weed legalized
>>57979648
>coming home
It's based here you fucking mong. typical labour idiot
>>57979772
very interesting
>>57979772
me in the red skirt
>>57979820
banter
>>57979772
wow
>>57979760
yeh
>>57979830
sure its not in Panama m8?
I don't want weed legalised.
Fuck druggies
>>57979517
>blackmetalrap
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
FUCK
>>57979820
politics there must be much more fun to follow
>>57979820
>>57979891
alcohol isn't a drug, its a drink
>>57979844
had a little laugh
>>57979610
this is my jam
>>57979866
you should smoke more weed bro
its the shit haha
eating pizza
wbu
>>57979921
oh dear I seem to have cut myself
*necks alcohol gel*
ah... this should disinfect the wound
Vaping a fat bowl as we speak
>>57979959
also pizza
regretting this decision though
>>57979687
me too
>>57979050
how long did they take to arrive for you?
>>57979899
PMQs is pure banter but the rest of it is boring.
Debating whether to go to war or w/e there will be about 5 people in the entire commons.
Did anyone else watch the debate about immigration because 400,000 people signed the petition for 'pakis get out'? Was awful, they just discussed how racist it is to be against immigration and other shit then ended the 'debate' without having discussed anything.
>>57979891
I do?
>>57979820
kek what a fucking chaos though
weed is unironically amazing lads.
dont want that shit legalised though
>>57979977
was a month for me for the cheapest shipping option i think
bloody chinks
>>57979953
haha cowabunga radical dude xD
REALLY qt girl in the next room lads
what do i say to her?
>weed is unironically amazing lads
>>57980021
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9tdcGmBefM
name a better thing to come from canada.
>>57980033
Helloi
>>57980033
Something in Danish.
>>57980021
>"weed isn't a drug it's a plant"
this is true
>>57980033
wag1 senpai
If I got a 125cc bike for commuting what are the chances of me killing myself?
>>57980033
alri
>>57980021
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGVnvDDUYkg [Embed]
lel
was listening to that before you posted
runt
>>57980064
not a fan of this one-man hate campaign you have against me lad.
>>57980096
Inevitable.
>>57980033
'I've got a big sausage to sling up your clay pipe love, interested?'
>>57980033
look her in the eye and smile warmly and say "Whats up bro... hang ten... cant wait to crush that puss babe....."
>>57980033
Just ask for her number
>>57980171
have her number already
>>57980127
i dont have the time or the skill to grow weed to the level i want to smoke it
>>57980127
you alright lad?
tried to make a carbonara and I scrambled the fucking eggs baka
>>57980185
Is it 6?
>>57980185
Ask her out to lunch or something then
WONKY WEDNESDAYS
>>57980116
>washing machine falls off trampoline
>hits floor at a weird angle
>heavy projectile flies through the air and hits grandma in the head
Hey lads, I just hatched a brilliant idea
You know how police should have body cameras so we know they are keeping us safe?
What if the government just put body cameras on everyone? Have a microchip camera installed in your eye, so that the government can make sure you're being safe
>>57980141
Seriously?
>>57980096
Take lessons, bit of confidence and you'll be fine. Plot quiet routes until getting on becomes muscle memory.
so who's going down lads?
>>57980197
You fucking donkey.
thinking about going to the casino with my mum lads
already spend more money than i wanted to spend there 2 weeks ago though not sure if i should waste more money again haha....
>>57980300
did you see that ludicrous display last night
>>57979610
Did you make this?
>>57980300
he didn't kick the ball, did he?
>tried to make a carbonara
Would you live in this fantasy realm?
if not dubs poster below will go bald before the age of 28
>>57980197
do this often
>>57980321
Is it one of those casinos you have that's run by Native Americans?
>>57980033
"Alright love, did you know im Danish? As in Day-nish this chance to suck my mighty cack"
Who /thetribehere/?
>>57980300
call it a hunch but my moneys on aston villa.
you heard it here first folks..
>>57980274
not really m8, had a 125 for 5 years worst I had was a few bruises and scratches because I thought it would be cool to try a bicycle skid on a motorcycle in a carpark
>>57980275
It's a peice of piss 2bh. Get some plants, bully some cunt into growing it in heir spare room for a share of profit. Smash the back door down before your due to pay for it and nick it all. Go round the day you were supposed to pick them up and go mad that you weed has been taxed.
>>57980370
wtf happened to spain?
>>57980300
Hopefully Newcastle, its where they belong.
>>57980446
Couldn't agree more. The keegan loving cunts.
>>57980392
nah this ones probably ran by jews
been to an indian casino before though, i dont trust indians
Might play some Hoi3. Who should I be?
>>57980370
>that pic
please be real
>>57980276
I would only stick to the quieter roads anyway. Can you even go on A roads alright on a 125? What's the max speed 55mph?
>>57980417
I'm considering one to hold me over until I get back into driving lessons and sort a car out. I cycle a lot, no idea if that will help with riding a motorbike though.
>>57979533
Very rarely anxious. And my dick gets hard, it just takes too long to unload.
>It's a peice of piss 2bh. Get some plants, bully some cunt into growing it in heir spare room for a share of profit. Smash the back door down before your due to pay for it and nick it all. Go round the day you were supposed to pick them up and go mad that you weed has been taxed.
>>57980197
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-PKO2FrdPY
>>57980370
is that puerto rico??
id love to explore that place
>>57980531
Turn it 360 degrees for the surprise
>>57980561
Any other side effects? If you come off them, what will happen?
farted fairly loudly
keep forgetting my housemates are back and can probably hear it
>>57980480
What's wrong with Michelle lad?
>>57980568
Didn't realise it was only 4. Yeah don't do all that shit for 4 plants. Also if you do do that shit make sure youre fuckin hard as fuck.
>>57980533
>I cycle a lot, no idea if that will help with riding a motorbike though
of course, at least the balancing part
just don't go too fast, be sensible and watch out for puddles of liquid and metal manholes when turning
>>57980624
It would be extremely painful.
the gf
>>57980564
dont be mean pls
>>57980564
You think this doesn't happen?
hopeless at this tinder business
how much are you supposed to chat before something interesting can actually happen?
Hate when I get casually talking to a girl and it goes alright and I start thinking about if I could have fucked her if I had any game
>>57980564
very good post
FRESH SHERSH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SJz2g_cm7ts
>>57980600
yea I know that, just wondering if someone really was shown that map as a fantasy map and attempted to work out what all the areas mean without realising it was a sideways map of europe
>>57980624
No other side effects. I imagine I'd return to having anxiety attacks all the time. I think I've been lucky to only get one fairly minor side-effect.
>>57980685
For you.
>>57980576
http://youtu.be/u4zw99VsoMA
>You can't generalise a group of people just because of a bad migrants!
>Except for when there's an example of a migrant doing something nice, then it's proof that we should accept them all in
she may be a regressive coalburner, but christ Ana Kasparian is fucking hot
>yes I occasionally watch TYT
>tfw just remembered I still have a cadburys dairy milk buttons easter egg in the cupboard
>>57980660
>Michelle_Keegan_hot_boobs.jpg
Are you 12 years old or something? Does your mum know you have that filth saved and come on this site on the family computer?
>>57980763
don't what she'es wearing in this
or her hair
not going to watch x
>>57980732
Not much. Just ask their number or if they have FB or something fairly early.
>>57980794
human beings are generally assumed to be good until proven otherwise
>>57980794
phenomenal post
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
http://strawpoll.me/7287633/
Lads
>>57980807
>Armenian
>reports for a new show that denies the Armenian genocide
Traitor to her people desu
>>57980809
oooh devilish
>>57980751
Don't do any drugs mate. Just cigs and a few beers every so often
the regressive left