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Lads on tour edition
staying in the
HOUSE EVERY WEEKEND
i just can't take it
OUR NIGE
>>57976081
>page one
maisie
>>57976138
Please return my xbox
Reminder
>>57976081
Me on the left
bjork
im enjoying this lsd but im wondering if taking it was a wise decision...
made a mess in my pants
not that kind
or that kind
>>57976138
>not accepting your fate as a shut in and becoming morbidly obese so you die at 36 from a heart attack
>london
what happened lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThYZDz81nLU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOVEy1tC7nk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLCF7vPanrY
interesting videos
>>57976203
just sit back and enjoy the ride
need a charli gf
>housemate's who have bfs/gfs are back and have them around
AROOOOOOOO
Baffling how, I, a citizen of the Commonwealth have to go through the rigamarole of the bureaucracy to be allowed in the UK. Whilst, Pooles and the like just waltz in.
might buy a mac cos the screen looks nice
>>57976250
good lad
why didnt we listen edition
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bRCUBc-mBWiEhbrRej0-caXlWxypMD1uqtY1OB5BDW8/edit?pref=2&pli=1#gid=0
come car meet pls
>>57976212
>and becoming morbidly obese
literally afraid of getting fat.
>>57976181
one world govt is just a crazy conspiracy theory x
>>57976258
genuinely annoying as shit 2bh
i pay rent to live with two women not four
>>57976270
Again, why would you want to come to the uk? We're shit
>>57976270
pretty hilarious how stupid the world is
>>57976223
What's a stunter?
>>57976279
I'll take a 20 box of nuggets while youre there lad
nobody replied to my thread
>>57976084
toplel but also rasheed
>>57976307
me at the top
>>57976299
>muh second germans
Hitler was fucking stupid.
>>57976305
>>>/o/14851502
supplementary link
>>57976327
live in london and have no clue myself
Asuka
>>57976299
because Germans are mongs
>>57976317
Dunno tbqh, but what if I did?
>>57976319
nuts xx
>>57976299
because he was an anus. if you support or even like him you are probably jf in blood or a traitor to your ancestors lets face it.
>>57976309
indeed
hate it
>>57976383
>live in london
It wouldn't matter to a man with an open heart
>>57976383
I've been to London
It's pretty cozy desu
>>57976203
how much
>No nazi gf
>>57976488
200ug
>>57976422
if you guaranteed free movement between the 5 Eyes - USA, we'd vote out in a heartbeat and would deport every Pole alive or dead.
But the next day you and Canada would wake up to some 20 million Brits, including a fair proportion of British-Asians all wanting bennies.
Would it be worth it?
anyone ever tried making LSA?
thinking of buying a load of Morning Glory seeds to make it
>>57976367
no he wasnt
>>57976441
germany was our natural ally before the international kikes took over
If Hitler wanted to preserve the white race then why did he invade Europe countries, destroy white European cities and kill millions of white European people?
SCUNTS (scum + cunts)
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=JlS8oFzbNYs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcxjNQxf0Uo
>>57976510
That's a USA badge on her arm
Like Sargent or something
>>57976181
very very promising results
>>57976534
Kek, it's already happening here anyway.
35% of the population of my city is British, 66% have British ancestry.
>>57976534
there are not "bennies" in Canada
not like the UK at least
>>57976562
gotta break a few eggs to make an omelet
Is there any chance that there is someone out there who will save Poleaboo from the abyss he is in?
The only time all day I've left my bed is to get my dinner
need a gf that can and will beat me up
>spent good boy points on getting transferred from Overlord to Dragoon
>had stinky sweaty sex with buxom hairy French women in the Riviera while normies bleed in the hedgerows
>>57976616
There's no jobseekers in Canada? Bullshit
which general (that isn't japan general) has the most weebs in it?
he need some milk
>>57976607
Look at the badge on the tie
>>57976510
>Tfw no slightly radical azn nazi gf
>>57976548
>Let the british escape instead of crushing them and therefor crushing any public support Churchill would have had left ,out of a silly bond that should have no place in war
Literally the leadership of a woman.
Just did 5g of HP sauce lads, absolutely buzzing.
>>57976623
the court will, thats why we've been trying to get you arrested :/
>>57976562
well sure, he was looking out for the germans foremost, but he wanted to destroy marxism which was an inherent threat to white civilization
>>57976203
even if you aren't enjoying yourself, it doesn't last forever
I had a very 'bad trip' stuck in a loop. Took a day or two to recover but then I was fine.
Also brought up memories I thought I'd forgotten, like nursery school. And being molested.
>>57976623
first step might be to cease cyber-stalking everyone
>>57976644
lol there are job agency's, but they won't give you any money
they will just set you up with one shit tier job after another and help building a resume and other shit
>>57976203
jelly, wish i had some
>>57976680
Wew kad
Should've done some Worsticjir desu
prisoner's dilemma lads
more powers for global governance = justified
>>57976653
MENA easily
>>57976710
This is literally the only thing that stops me moving to Gibraltar
>prisoner's dilemma lads
Not sure about Rourke-posting lads
Rasheed-posting is completely understandable, but why is being a Rouke bad?
listening to the white stripes and drinking very strong whisky lads
dora me
guise i just realized why terrorists crash airplanes
they're driven to do so because airlines won't make the space bigger for economy passengers
maybe if Delta started giving the peasants more leg room the peasants would stop crashing their planes
We can negotiate, yes?
spaniard's dilemma lads
more paella for lunch = longer siesta
>>57976687
want to send this to my half redpilled mate but dont want to get called out as a rorke
>>57976825
how strong is very stong?
>>57976825
What whiskey?
>whisky
*solves the prisoner's dilemma*
everyone just has to be nice and trust each other haha
>>57976883
>whiskey
>>57976820
ying and yang, nature vs man, sharkzilla vs mega-octopus. One without the other lacks poetry.
>>57976820
it was originally fedora posts before the fedora gimmick
>>57976684
>>57976701
I mean real help to solving my directionless life
i only went back to stalking because I had fuck all else to do
>>57976883
>The spelling whiskey is common in Ireland and the United States while whisky is used in all other whisky producing countries
>>57976929
invent a time machine and stop your dad raping your mum which in turn stops a deeply flawed human being (you) being created
>>57976879
err, don't know, left the bottle downstairs. like 55% i think and its stinging my throat and it's very peaty
>>57976883
fuck off yank
Have any of you 'tards actually ever met a paki?
>>57976999
yes
>>57976756
you have to be a prisoner first for that dilemma to work though
>>57976948
I know what I said
>t. whiskey
>>57976999
no but i see them on the news all the time
>>57976999
Poleaboo has
HATE them
>>57976999
My manager, her manager and 66% of my staff are brown-folk.
>>57977040
why?
When's the Queen gonna die, lads?
>>57976999
never met a paki/indian in my life and i live in london
not joking
>>57976999
talking to one* right now
*you
>>57976999
yeah
well shes not from Pakistan but shes a brown muslim if thats what you mean
>>57977069
this week
finished essay for the day, all on schedule
>>57977041
call centre?
>>57976999
yes
>>57977071
how?
like most rational folks, i hate all muslims
except for the ones i've met who seem alright
>>57977015
logic puzzle btfo
>>57976929
Metal detecting - keeps you busy outside, interesting, may find something of note.
Astronomy - buy telescope, sleep all day, watch all night.
Archaeology - join local diggers club, dig holes very slowly.
Micro stuff - buy microscope, go out and fins stuff to look at.
All can be done for under 150 quid or less.
>>57977069
ideally never
realistically 15 years at the absolute max
she's 90 now and her mum died at like 101, so it would be reasonable to assume she makes it to at least that
>>57977069
Not soon enough
Are lads ready to have a King?
>>57976999
yes, twice
>>57976517
first time?
>>57977069
Unironically wish the UK would stop hanging on to her for MUH CULTURE.
>Rasheed
Nah
>>57976999
loads and not liked a single one of them
>>57977068
I feel their values are different to my own
>>57977130
>>57977130
Might as well just watch anime
I want something social, something that will mprove my life
act like a wasteman?
nah, that's not me
>>57977168
nah. im quite seasoned 2bh.
whats it look like outside for you lads
>tfw Catholic monarchist
Getting a new Pope was weird, but a new Monarch is going to freak my fucking balls off
>>57977147
Charles is a prat tbqh. I don't think he'll be a popular monarch. Probably, abdicate soon after coronation.
>>57976999
I live in England of course I've met a fucking paki
>>57977177
Yanksheed
Saturday is one of my designated drinking days
interesting
>>57977218
normal spring day in the suburbs, empty streets with some cars.
>>57977177
just fuck off paki
>>57977195
>I feel their values are different to my own
does this create a conflict within you?
seeing as you come from a family of Pakistani heritage.
>>57977255
>Abdul "The Sensible"
What
>>57977192
The women ones have been okay, the men, not so much.
>>57977100
paki shop
>>57977237
Charles may be a prat, but he's pragmatic.
He's not going to be coronated, he'll abdicate beforehand so the taxpayer only funds one massive event instead of two.
>>57977229
>Catholic
(You)
(You)
(You)
2ez
>>57977255
>abdul "the sensible"
>>57977311
At least my God has a sexy mistress and mother
>>57977237
Just because his kid I'd more popular? Or because he married after Diana?
>>57977177
Unironically wish the USA would stop hanging onto republicanism just because of MUH CULTURE
>this bbc love-in with michael mcintyre
>>57977298
>Charles will abdicate meme
fuck off will he
>>57977255
Why is it always a paki delivering?
>>57977362
Wills and Kate are very popular.
>>57977218
looks like it's about to rain
if you believe in any kind of god then you're just really dumb and beneath me
>>57977311
>Protestants
Monarchy is at the heart of Catholic values.
>tfw no Distributionist Monarchy
>57977363
Republicanism keeps the rest of the US from becoming Commiefornia, i.e your Quebec
Anyone else cringed like fuck when they saw this in the fucking news when they were reporting about how Natalia is famous in Japan?
>>57977282
>conflict
not really
I know who I am and I just hate them for being who they are
I don't generalise based on race though
time for my enema
Will be mental when we have to sing God save the king instead
>another saturday wasted on 4chan
>youth is slowly slipping away
suicide soon lads
>>57977425
lmao talking out your ass
you have no idea what Quebec is like
>>57977311
You ruined everything.
>>57977437
what dont you like about them?
>>57977359
>implying she isn't your God
C*tholics worship Mary more than Jesus.
>>57977362
>>57977395
Wills is the key to keeping the commonwealth intact. Continuity breeds apathy, if nothing changes then nobody really cares, so people cant be arsed to vote for republicanism.
Plus we've all seen Kate's tits and Camilla has already said she'd remain Princess. What the people want is a Queen, a Queen with a nice rack.
>>57977411
>Monarchy is at the heart of Catholic values
yeah thats why theres like 6 proddie monarchies and only 1 catholic one (spain)
>>57977440
bleach? hope it cures your autism lad
>walk out of my room to get pizza
>all i can hear is beds squeaking
arooooooooo it's only okay when i do it
>>57977396
it's never a paki for me
it's always polish people
>>57977441
they'll have to change all the coins too
>>57977454
most blue pilled post ive ever seen. that picture is a result of cultural marxist movements such as feminism which jews are largely responsible for. piss off.
>Catholics
How do I learn to cook healthy food lads, think I'm slowly killing myself with processed shite desu but I don't know how to do anything else.
want a nigger for a neighbour?
vote lib dem or labour
>>57977477
the Revolutions were hard times
proddy monarchies (and Spain) are purely rational ones, not organic anti-rational structures of balance and power sharing
Socialist republic of Great Britain and Northern Ireland WHEN
>>57977540
Just add garlic to everything lad
Went to the protest lads. The Tories are one thing but if Labour gets in we're fucked. Fucking Marxist Communists. How dare they wave soviet flags and preach their propaganda. This country is fucked either way. That cu ck Owen Jones was there.
>>57977458
materialistic and obsession with status/how others perceive them
>>57977466
>Continuity breeds apathy
So what's wrong with Charlie?
if men are pigs why do many lesbians act masculine?
>>57977466
>Plus we've all seen Kate's tits
What???
uh oh, think the pasta is boiling over
>>57977526
>blue pilled
Sure thing Ahmad.
>57977450
>let me tell you about your country
>but you can't tell me about my country
>>57977553
i think you'll find the correct term is coloured
>>57977519
>Can hear beds squeaking
>But no moans or screams
>>57977555
if monarchy went so hand in hand with catholic values then they would never have been abolished in the first place retard
>>57977596
want a nigger for a neighbour
vote lib dem or coloured
>>57977560
writing a story about a socialist society in the midwest US/Canada (basically lakes region)
>>57977615
this happens most of the time
bet her bf has a small willy
Undertakers have just taken him lads
Crying like a little girl
doing a battlefield 2 desu
>>57977479
I just like to be clean
>>57977593
just fuck off you blue pilled child
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Category:Feminists_by_religion
What's your phone battery on lads??
Mines on 36% haha
>>57977639
Seems like it
>>57977574
why were you even there if you hate labour?
>>57977576
doesnt seem very holy
>>57977664
86%
>>57977574
>want more houses
>invite more immigrants and give refugees houses for free
Epic!
>>57977677
should walk in there and flop mine out and ask him to compare
>>57977664
29%
battery saving mode does wonders.
Can idle for days and only lose ~5-%.
cold in my room. Only just moved in and the heater is night storage so it doesn't have any heat stored yet
Nothing to watch because the internet isn't activated yet and I do 't have a cable for live TV. Might buy some dvds lol
>>57977616
the Church failed to provide for Europe and became too caught up in its own power, that is why Catholicism collapsed
doesn't change the fact that the quintessential Catholic state is a Monarchic one.
Should have listened.
>>57977577
>So what's wrong with Charlie?
he'll die a lot sooner than William will / Liz did.
>>57977589
google m8, some French paparazzi got her on holiday a few years back
>>57977698
Nice haha someone's keeping on top of things
>>57977654
Are you on drugs you insipid cunt?
>>57977540
start watching julia child
>>57977664
72%
>>57977639
>walk out of my room to get a drink
>her screams from my flatmates room
>"take it out it hurts"
>>57977664
not telling ;^)
>>57977741
not an argument
>>57977748
wew lad
>>57976999
fucked 8 girls and 2 of them were pakis haha, I seem to get a lot of attention from paki girls for some reason, a lot more than english girls
>>57977664
one perce
>>57977768
fuck you steve
[d4c]
>>57977768
A question.
What a fucking retard.
>>57977177
bog off Cody
you're just jealous we have a culture unlike you
HAHAHAHA willywillywillywillywilly
>>57977729
Is having a long standing King more important than the rules?
>>57977788
>implying anyone's phone doesn't jump from 10% to 0
>>57977679
Bored
>>57977704
Their chant was Cameron out, Migrants in
need a bremain RIGHT NOW
gf made me dinner lads
>>57977725
haha le ebin nazis amirite?!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGina9dHjmA
>>57977777
nice digits
>>57977706
>walk in
>her bf is watching her get fucked by an enormous black man
>>57977800
>>57977804
no arguments detected
I'm sort of known as the funny one in the lecture so I'm up to my usual antics
>>57977804
It's not an argument though
>>57977877
this had to come from an american didn't it
>>57977704
it's almost like lefties have never even done a one hour lesson on economics
>Corbyn has 2 E grade A-Levels and dropped out of a polytechnic
ah yes very nice
>>57977830
>we have a culture unlike you
You're right, a culture of no-free speech and mudslimes.
>>57977725
*nods his head in agreement and sheathes his katana*
had the nazis won the war our technology would have advanced twice or even thrice as fast
The plan:
>Lose weight
>Build up enough confidence to see an escort
>can't find a vein
for fucks sake
>>57977837
The rules say any monarch can abdicate for any reason / no reason at all. The last British one who did, did it so he could marry his American waifu.
Wills being king serves the best interests of the Crown, and Charles may be a media idiot, but he is sensible to a fault and will do what's best for the Realms.
3 beers now lads
>>57977874
thanks
>>57977871
t. crustified pineal gland pleb
>>57977932
>see an escort
It's snowing where I am lads
>>57977920
talking about listening in on birds getting fucked by other blokes is pretty bent already mate
>>57977951
>not drinking Scotch at 11 in the morning
>>57977854
>Migrants in
What does this achieve?
>>57977938
bad lad
>>57977978
I used to do this with my housemate shagging his gf
She always moaned more for me (she did a LOT of drugs before shagging me though)
>>57977997
what if its irish?
>anime
>>57977978
it was merely an observation as i walked out of my room
kinda tempted to message the sket i slept with the other night and see if she'll come over because i want to join in the fun as well
everyone on my floor but me is at it
dunno what to say to her tho
>>57978034
pretty degen lad. might want to wind your morality neck in a bit there.
>>57978065
I LOVE YOU JESUS CHRIST
>>57978034
>she did a LOT of drugs before shagging me though
sad lad
>>57978065
bring back the gimmick lad, I miss it.
>>57978065
good god
she has the worst case of encephalitis that i've ever seen
>>57977943
But why would Charles abdicate?
Other than media perception, he hasn't had the chance to lead his country
>live in an apartment block
>new next door neighbour moved in two months back
>ugly as fuck, late 30s manlet with a balding head
>every weekend can hear him banging some girl
>wonder why i'm such a fucking sexless spaz
>>57976081
Name a better meme >(protip you can't)
I was on a crowded tube train back home when a girl I slept with twice got on. We both knew we were there but we didn't want to talk to each other. She knew what station I get off at and moved before I did. Snake cunt.
>>57978087
>>57978115
>>57978125
He used to cheat on her, so she got high and cheated with me. Seemed fair to me.
They're married now and hate one another.
>>57978131
>Apartment
FOY
>>57978039
Post proofs so I can buy some
currently eating a banana
bet you fuckers are jealous huh
>>57978003
Emotional power
>>57978065
bring it back mate.
these weebs have outstayed their welcome long enough
>>57978131
>apartment
FOY
>>57978115
I can't even find the original image in my gimmick folder.
I think it was a paddy that used to post it, ask one of them.
>>57978136
>I treat women like objects
serves you right
>>57978187
bananas are going extinct soon 2bh
>>57978164
What's the bong word for apartment again?
Or do you just use flat as a catch-all?
>>57978128
He's also shown very little will to be king, he seems perfectly fine with his charities and other things
>>57978187
Currently going to get a banana
>>57978164
Flats are converted houses.
Apartments are built specifically.
>>57978216
She was the one who stopped talking to me.
>>57978131
>apartment
Fuck off yank
Ask him how he does it
>>57978131
escorts
the someone offered me a line
and i said
"whats that?"
and they say
KETAMINE
so i took it
TMM CH-CH TMM CHCH TMM CHCH TMM CHCH TMM CHCH TMM CHCH TMM CHCH TMM CHCH
>>57978131
those girls hes banging are all prostitutes
>>57978160
wew
these are the type of people that get married and artificially inflate those high divorce rates
>>57978160
bet she hates you too
>>57978239
British letting agencies and estate agents use the word 'apartment' regularly. Everyone here is just a fucking sperg obsessed with typing FOY for some reason
hot natured
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currently going bananas
>>57978228
Good riddance to em
>>57978128
>But why would Charles abdicate?
Because people don't like him.
Despite her being a paki-loving, heating whore, people (especially old people and JF) loved Diana, so he is a target for their eternal scorn and judgement.
King Charles is a divisive figure who people voting in a republic referendum might rally against. Whereas King William is a young, popular figure who served in the military with distinction, is well liked by the colonies and the new generation, is likely to be around for a very long time like Elizabeth was, and who has a hot wife. He's basically ideal, and Charles knows this.
>>57978228
pls god no
we have to step up our farming methods....
>>57978243
nice, enjoy
eatin' some KFC
i bet you guys don't even have KFC on the wrong side of the atlantic ahahaha
>>57976441
90% of politicians are anuses, and sometimes you got to be an anus, sometimes a mouth
>>57978216
Remember that Aussie that used to post here and would always go on about how women are objects and should be owned by men?
>>57978296
Well now that I think about it, I don't think I've ever heard someone from the UK say apartment.
But yeah.
>>57978355
yes i remember
>>57978337
Do they have Popeyes Louisiana chicken in the U.S.?
>>57977971
haha 6 gorillion amirite????????
>>57978337
kfc tastes like gasoline to me
however, i can't talk shit about their biscuits... its a low quality chalky mess but they're tasty..
have they got burger king in america?
>be in tesco earlier
>see half price choRIZo sausages
>never had them before so buy them
>wonder to myself why I never had choRIZo before
>chop them up and fry them
>add them to meal I had from yesterday
>fucking nice
>gonna have choRIZo from now on
>brother walks by and compliments that something smells delicious
>'yeah I got some choZIRo in tesco earlier'
god I need to die
aguerooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>57978337
KFC gives me the shits and stomach ache so I avoid it, also KFCs are always run entirely by pakis.
>>57978432
how do you know what gasoline tastes like?
>>57978398
yeah
among the black community popeyes is much more popular than KFC.
>>57978239
flat
>>57978420
yes 6 gorillion
got a video to post, but I'm waiting for the next thread to do it :)
This is a really nice banana. Glad I went and got it.
>>57978502
where's it going
>>57978482
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYjqBqrZVTY
?
>>57978472
take a look at who is preparing your food next time mate ;)
>>57978478
i like to party
>>57978450
Its pronounced Cho-ree -tho bender
>>57978482
For good reason
>made fun of a mate of mine for being a walking meme and ordering Popeyes every day
>>57978512
half in my mouth already. Might shove the remaining half up my bum desu lad
>>57978310
But he's been waiting his whole life to be king
Why would he give it up for popular opinion?
>>57978533
Your mum
>>57978567
nice
>>57978535
haha me too!
>>57978545
yea if you're a bender
Evenin' lads, Northern Ireland here wishing all my glorious British brethren and our Commonwealth cousins a bloody fine weekend.
Have at it leds, Fortune Favours The Brave.
>>57978535
Do you drink petrol out of red cups?
>>57978572
i hope hes seen the lion king by now and realized that being king isn't all its cracked up to be
hakkunah matata
>>57978591
t. bender
>>57978482
because its much better desu
>>57978472
i don't get this comic
>>57978572
>But he's been waiting his whole life to be king
He becomes King the second his mother dies, coronation or not. It's as inevitable as a birthday, not something he has to work towards.
>Why would he give it up for popular opinion?
Because popular opinion is literally the only thing that lets the monarchy retain power. This isn't like becoming President, everything he would enjoy as King he gets to keep if he abdicate, except he has no extra media responsibilities or obligations
>>57976562
he didnt think all europeans were elite he thought of them in order:
>aryan
>western European
> southern erro
>slav
his and Mussolini's relationship was quite tense because he thought of italians as lazy
Six Popes gone and the Queen lives on!
>>57976615
where? are there any jobs?
*lays a curse upon you*
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