one night in hackney edition
official thread choon:
https://youtu.be/PiIzY-5_rK0
crayon pop
maisie
our nige
/brit/ BTFO
Asuka
Kyary
good op
Business idea: Vote to leave the EU.
What's the best pomade?
zounds this milk was a terrible idea
genuinely on my deathbed
>>57974048
rip
having chest pains
Is this a Jerry friendly thread?
>YOU WILL never LIVE IN 1950S NEW YORK
Only three more pay checks until my wageslave days are over
p.excited lads.
>>57974059
Always.
>>57974045
Pic related or Shear Revival's Crystal Lake
Do vitamins actually do anything
Business idea: Draw a girl, call it a boy, feminists can't complain if you make him look lewd.
>Le lets borrow into infinity man!
>>57974059
not friendly, but tolerant
the gf
>>57974093
CREDENCE
GOODS
MENTIONED
>>57971992
Fucking size of that tune.
>>57974093
Not really, but I take one a day anyway because my diet is shit and it can't hurt
>>57973444
1. before security, put anything and everything that you don't need for security (belt, wallet, coins, keys) in your bag, I know everyone says this but most don't follow through with it, it saves that fucking hassle of pulling shit out of your pockets
2. don't bother buying or bringing anything to eat or drink before security, you'll always endup having to ditch it or stuff a load of it in your mouth
3. look at the flight board
4. keep checking the fucking flight board
5. grab a """"""nice"""" meal before your flight, because the airline food is meh at best that's if you have the time, eat something safe
6. don't forget to take a shit and piss even if you don't really need it
7. get ASAP to your gate when it comes up, so that you can get to your gate before most people and get a seat bench that is close to the gate, and beat the fucking crowd to your seat and overhead locker
8. unless you are fat and have more than one bag, don't feel that you have to use the overhead locker to keep your rucksack, I normally stuff mine in the space under the seat in front of me
9. take a piss as soon as you can on the air plane, because those toliets are going to get fucking nasty
>>57973747
Made me kinda depressed on how shit my sight is without them la
>>57974021
>>57974045
>not using clay
Pleb
have you lads tried shiner bock?
>>57974093
>what is scurvy
>>57974004
why?
>>57974093
Depends which one
>>57974130
Yeah i mean that
I'm deficient in pretty much every vitamin/mineral
Was wondering if the human body actually takes in these artifical vitamins
>>57974068
>you will never shoot 4 dindus on the subway
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernhard_Goetz
16 year-old Andy C best Andy C
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YxH4Cu8PviU
just lamoing at the crying daughter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O3WzRpI2GUQ
>>57974157
bloody yanks why do they do this
>>57974152
Was travelling
>>57974190
down the hatch 2bh
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0KgwEjhguyA
howling at this
>>57974167
andy c was best as part of the ram trilogy
>>57974093
if you dont zee enough sun like me tour skin gets dry as fuck and randomly start bleeding
>>57974217
why was u travelling?
>>57974157
howling
>>57974157
Stop posting my lyrics
>>57974161
They do, just not as efficiently. The one I take says it gives you 100% of basically all vitamins & key minerals (iron, zinc, what have you), but I doubt I'm getting that. Nice placebo though
>>57974093
More of a precaution than anything else. They have minerals in them that your diet might not cover fully.
>>57974059
You're always welcome, bruder. Anyone who says otherwise is a cunt.
>>57974157
Please be real.
>>57974109
well baited, i'll bite
>global financial crisis
>banks going bankrupt
>anyone with money in northern rock, rbs just loses their money
>fucking terrible consequences for anyone with money in a savings account
>haha you deserve it cos thats how the free market works
ahh yes, he should have let the banks crumble and fall
>>57974171
the yank version is unwatchable
>>57974131
all sounds like decent advice
thanks
just hope i can make it to 9pm
>>57974161
i think going outside and eating fruit and fish covers most vitamins
>>57974157
jfc
Heist idea: rob the UN
>>57974235
>having dry skin
at least one benefit of my acne is I never get this shit
>>57974229
never really listened to the ram trilogy releases, should probably start
shame he didn't carry on with breakbeat 'ardcore though, he was genuinely good at it
mwahhhh the /brit/ hasalwaysbeenknownforitsexcellence
had so many sex changes now I don't even remember what gender I am anymore. pretty sure I had surgery to turn myself into some sort of barn animal a few months back too
when people in these threads say things like "choon" are they being ironic?
>>57974157
>democracy is under attack because people are democratically voting for someone I don't like
Hmm...
>>57974344
literally dgaf if people are ironic or not
>when people in these threads say things like "choon" are they being ironic?
>when people in these threads say things like "choon" are they being ironic?
decided to take some acid.
>>57974338
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4u0c769Y_bM
>>57974165
watching this right now
very good desu
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x25ecrr_bright-lights-brilliant-minds-a-tale-of-three-cities-3-new-york-1951_creation
also funny how different the spin on this series is compared to Century of the Self and the other stuff by Adam Curtis
>you will never have your left heart ventricle rupture due to an undiagnosed genetic disorder and bleed to death in under a minute before you even have time to gather your thoughts
feels bad mang
*unbuckles belt*
thats it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxceCsEtMCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxceCsEtMCg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vxceCsEtMCg
choon
h
o
o
n
>>57974386
bit embarrassing if not
>>57974344
post-ironic m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RR-iFCwNuZM
CHOOOOOOOOOOON
>>57974426
no it;s not
>>57974344
everyone has their own tastes lad
except kpop, that shit is abysmal
>>57974344
who cares if the choon is a banger?
quick story lads
>get given group assignment
>lecturer always picks groups
>I don't mind this too much
>there's less than 25 people on the module so we all sorta get along
>get put into group with extremely qt French girl
>also put with 3 other people
>we all meet up in Library after lecture
>I'm sort of known as the funny one in the lecture so I'm up to my usual antics
>get some good laughs
>qt is laughing really hard
>if we are doing things like handing books to each other, she makes sure her hands always touch mine
>she isn't doing it with anyone else
>her legs also occasionally brush against mine
>fast forward a few weeks
>we get the grade of our assignment given to us in the lecture
>I'm sat next to her
>we end up getting a 87
>I'm pleased as fuck
>she ends up hugging me really hard
>she recommends to the whole group that we go out and celebrate later
1/2
>>57974403
>liking things that i don't like
ahh yes, very ironic
t. alanis morrisette
>>57974472
hardly a quick fucking story if it cant fit into one post
>>57974472
>>I'm sort of known as the funny one in the lecture so I'm up to my usual antics
stopped reading
not a fan of this disco resurgence
Pic related is my current wallpaper
I like to be reminded of the greatness whites can achieve, yet also makes me weep for what we have lost
>>57974298
I know it might seem a like bit like common sense but like you'd be surprised by how many people go full retard at the airport
Oh, also don't forget to try and claim BOTH armrests on your seat AND lock your knees directly behind the seat in front of you so that the cunt in front can't lower their seat
I must've blacked out last night lads
Woke up and there's pizza sauce all over my pillowcase and crumbs in my bed
>>57974472
>I'm sort of known as the funny one in the lecture so I'm up to my usual antics
stopped
>>57974506
this
>>57974019
most people use shotguns for turkey
or bows
it all depends on what sort of shot you use anyways
seems we are split on whether it's ironic or not
hope that shit doesn't slip into your real life vocabulary would be VERY cringey
>>57974472
>I'm sort of known as the funny one in the lecture so I'm up to my usual antics
>>57974157
>>sexist, anti-gay
traditional patriarchal, against damned sodomites, it is seems like traditional Abraham religions offsprings values....seems he is a good guy!
>>57974285
yes
the weak must make way for the strong
>>57974527
Rorke
*lifts up your tshirt*
*blows raspberry on your tummy*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDuRSpJ9ARY
also a tune
>>57974563
i use it post-ironically i think
not really sure anymore
>>57974527
>greatness whites can achieve
*at the expense of others
>>57974247
because I like seeing other parts of the world
>>57974520
Does this change your mind?
https://youtu.be/FdsvtnOoFAg
>>57974472
2/2
>go out
>shes rubbing her legs against mine
>she's also sat really close to me
>when she laughs at my jokes she holds my arm
>fast forward a bit and people are going
>eventually just me and her
>we're both a bit tipsy
>I offer to walk home with her because her flat is on the way to mine
>she invites me in
>I only now realise that she probably likes me
>say yes
>sit on her bed
>she starts kissing me
>I'm a virgin so I have no clue what I'm doing
>moves my had to her pussy
>I just start rubbing it and putting my finger in different places
>she seems to enjoy it
>she "I'm on the pill, just to let you know" and bites her lip
>start stripping down
>she does the same
>put my willy inside her
>do the old pump back and forth
>she's really enjoying it
>so am I
>only a minute in and I'm about to start cumming
>realise I'm balls deep inside a french person
>accidentally say "rule britannia" as I cum#
>I stop and pull out
>I don't think she orgasmed
>she say "you should probably leave now"
>>57974611
Which is why we are greater
>>57974157
lmao its just like the little chant sheets yanks give out at sporting events
>I'm sort of known as the funny one in the lecture so I'm up to my usual antics
People who care too much what is or isn't cringey is very cringey, lads.
>>57974611
Full blown Rasheed
>>57974563
I'm a jf I can say whatever and it's cute
>>57974472
Type up BOTH parts before posting you dickhead
>>57974527
>2336x1584
>>57974611
وشاء الله الكافر الأبيض ينتهي أبدا العنصرية
good post-irony
>>57974645
this is a jaypost quote and you fucking know it you little shit
>>57974622
fair enough
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qiIucx452NQ
lads
>>57974634
8/10
>I'm sort of known as the funny one in the lecture so I'm up to my usual antics
>traditional patriarchal, against damned sodomites, it is seems like traditional Abraham religions offsprings values....seems he is a good guy!
>>57974623
give me a few mins to finish this Lightning Seeds track and i'll let you know mate
gf just told me she loves me after I explicitly said we're only a casual thing
>57974472
>57974634
utterly appalling posts about something that didn't happen
baka
lads, what role do you fulfill in your group of mates?
I'm sort of known as the funny one in my group so I'm up to my usual antics
>>57974679
>jaypost
?????
going to do a tad more essay
@57974634
@57974699
nice samefag Billy No Mates
>>57974603
*pulls you away*
*slams you on the floor*
*puts foot on your head*
TRY THAT SHIT WITH ME AGAIN AND I'LL FUCKING END YOU, YOU FUCKING RUNT
*lets you scamper away*
>I'm sort of known as the funny one in the lecture
is there a /brit/ chant sheet, think one of you lads should write one up x
>>57974730
ngl similar sort of thing
>>57974527
fuck off you germanic idiot
pic related
my wallpaper
>>57974760
Great post
>>57974684
Good but bit too funky for me Danelad
>>57974760
>>57974763
requires notes to which tune they should be sung to otherwise i will get confused because i'm a yank
>brentposting
love at first sight with this gimmick 2bh
>57974763
kys
>>57974763
No homos, no drug takers, no alcohol consumers, no casual sexual relations, no lefties
>>57974730
Yeah they call me Tim "Timmy Antics" Schultz
lel
>you will never smoke dope in 1950s Greenwich village
>>57974813
got to say I'm a huge fan right off the bat
>>57974712
Coo
>>57974837
yes they finally let one of my janjan ones up
>>57974763
my contribution:
YANKS OUT
SICK OF THE SHIT THEY SPOUT
PAKIS OUT
MUCH RATHER A KRAUT
>be american
>have to pander to evangelicals or blacks to have any chance of winning an election
never watched the office
hate ricky gervais
predisposed to mislike office fans
offices are full of twats
>>57974837
>it's
>>57974837
link to page?
want to see if my pictures were included
>>57974802
>wet thighs
>>57974864
ok got my answer
no
daily reminder: brit is an islamic general
for more info, see >>57974828
>I'm sort of known as the funny one in the lecture so I'm up to my usual antics
I like this gimmick 2bh
>>57974898
wesaystay.uk
>>57974888
>mislike
>>57974898
funny one aren't you? up to your usual antics
>>57974909
Aw shucks
What didn't you like about it?
>>57974882
Such is life in the Thirteen colonies.
haha oi
dont much like my friends ahaha
but making new friends is hard
ahaha
>>57974955
and what you prick
>>57974935
>didnt accept my merkel one
not a FAN
I'M A SCATMAN
my gf desu
we're going to win so much you're going to get tired of it
>>57974935
>not EU
but racist using UK 2bh
>>57974895
triggered too
>>57974882
you forgot the women, black women, spics, south-west,south, mid-west, south-west, and north-east.
I'm sort of known as the thai one in the thread so I'm up to my usual antics (diddling kids)
>>57974743
rude.
the gf was being hit on by the Spainish guy in Wagamamas
very unprofessional desu
>>57975001
DEE DA DA DOO DAT DOE
>>57974966
i'll be honest with you mate
i'm currently off my nut on lsd right now so
>>57974987
Say 'dislike' instead and you'll sound like less of a cunt
having one of these lads
>>57975047
did you say anything or pussy out?
>>57975047
and did you do anything about it?
A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE
>>57974828
>no drug takers, no alcohol consumers, no casual sexual relations
well fuck you then you cunt
>>57975047
>"Hey, anon. I, uh, forgot my phone at Wagamama's. No need to come with me, I can go by myself. Won't be long xx"
fuckin
walkin thru the valley straight on to the bus stopid
fuckin full of wee drunk kids n that
fukn chick walks past real cool like (im cool too)
sez this sez: "sick jacket man"
i weent mental right like i was like "thanks"
ahahaaaaaaaaaaa when will it end who knows
>>57975002
cute x
> Any Large Pizza, any chicken side, any sumptuous side, 2 x 500ml bottles of drink for only £19.99.
think i can get 50% off that too
might do it
>>57975076
disinclined to acquiesce to your request iah
>>57975086
wholesome
>>57974888
Original is okay, but heavily over-rated.
Tim & Gareth are the only good thing.
>>57975074
Ahh, then you need a bit of Pizza Guy
https://youtu.be/1uXrXTSASK0
I'm so bad at sex that I've just retreated to masturbation
None of you will ever know that feel
going out for a few drinks
>>57975138
bad for your health though mate
Who do you choose?
>>57975138
enjoy carcinogens
>>57975200
i do lots of things that is probably quite bad for my health desu
>>57975196
long hard week managing the call centre lad?
>big ben
/brit/'s music taste is fucking diabolical. Not a single one of you ever post anything worth listening to.
>>57975196
Poorly fitting jacket
Hideous watch, doesn't match the outfit anyway
Shirt collar too big
Shirt sticking out at the bottom of the sweater
>>57975189
whole country knows this tune because of one advert
fucking love Ice Hockey Tbh lads
wish I was good at skating
you just get to fight all day
>>57975253
post something worth listening to then la
>>57975195
Jesus Brazil.
Bit harsh.
>>57975086
>87 on Beer Advocate
>10%apv
Good la
Looks tasty
>>57975195
Could you please delete this?
Thanks x
>sitting in backyard enjoying the clear weather
>displaying massive shit-eating grin and chuckling condescendingly at no-one or nothing in particular
>probably cause theres no-one else around
>notice strange tiny dark object way up in the sky
>gets bigger and bigger as it gets closer
>seems to be fluttering
>gains speed as it hurls relentlessly toward me
>'oh no ..'
>try my best to avoid imminent collision
>'OH MY GOOOOOOOO-
>fedora hits me in the face causing slight irritation
>shouldn't have posted on /brit/
>>57975275
alri kev
>>57975189
sorry mate but you yanks aren't the greatest at electronic music these days so i think i'll pass.
no offence lad
>>57975229
diet is probably the biggest thing though
>>57975253
t. listens to hip hop
jog
>>57975196
jacket's a bit small
>>57975253
t. fantano
Nerd culture was a mistake. Nerd culture is a tool used to infantise men into consumerist manchildren
>>57975315
all i've eaten today is a ham sandwich
>>57975312
kev is irish you mong
>>57975253
get a load of this dilettante
you lads should give classical music a go
>>57975272
Post it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTPTGVoW8Tc
tune btw
>>57975289
after this i only have carlsberg left though
>>57975088
>>57975094
Nah, I just laughed, bit pathetic to feel threatened by him desu.
>>57975117
>"Well, I'm not letting you back into the house because I'm going straight to bed and I'm not getting up"
>>57975253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EkxebsumAw
>>57975338
could have you cooked yourself something nice instead
>>57975337
>Nerd culture was a mistake. Nerd culture is a tool used to infantise men into consumerist manchildren
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460772138750.webm
>>57975253
may i interest you in a sample of grime?
Just had a snowball.
(the cake kind; not the winter kind or the mouth-to-mouth cum exchange kind)
>>57975315
>sorry mate but you yanks aren't the greatest at electronic music these days so i think i'll pass.
>no offence lad
Proofs
>>57975358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fNoJ94YOad4
The new Audi A6 is classy as fuck TbH
>>57975253
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yDrtNEr_5M
post goat national anthems
>>57975425
>Rochelle Humes and Fearne Cotton
I hope there's kissing
>>57975377
you have cemented your place as the beta male in your gfs eyes
>eyy I wahnt to fuck you, is dees your boyfriend
>h-heh c-chicken k-katsu curry please
>>57975380
got chicken which needs cooking downstairs desu
dunno what to have it with though
>>57975214
One of them could be a Krautlads granny you sick cunt.
>>57975378
embarrasing
Is fedoraposting the only guaranteed way of identifying a retard without actually looking at them?
me coming out of the moors
new Paki take away has opened today
what shall i order
>I'm voting in
>>57975465
im too fucked to offer further help, sorry mate
>watching godzilla 2014
>15 minutes in and it's some yank and his family and shit I don't care about
I JUST WANT TO SEE THE FUCKING DINOSAUR REEE
>>57975448
>Fearne Cotton
This is what pakis think is attractive.
got my mind made up come on and you can get it, get it girl
anytime
tonight is fine
70 words or so left
beginning a new topic now so its a decent point to stop for the day
>>57975531
one of their finest white female doners
>remembering that you will never touch an attractive girl's body (with her consent)
http://i.4cdn.org/r9k/1460824129414.png
need to end my life
lads get involved
>>>/o/14851502
if we cant organise one maybe we should tag along to another boards one, we can pretend to like cars then actually like meet up and have sex with eachother hahaha they'll never know what hit them.
>>57975490
memespouting in general
why do right wingers only care about poor people when it comes to immigration?
>>57975450
Or, or I'm just not insecure la
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBQRxmEJOOY
absolute tune
>>57975532
good post
>>57975531
your bennies back
>>57975561
>cigarette
dropped
>>57975531
curry made with the hand they wash their arse with desu
>>57975561
Not all it's cracked up to be mate believe me
>>57975425
That was sexy af
Touch Sensitive is good live, I suggest if he's ever around your town
how do you feel about christine?
