UK self defence discussion edition
crayon pop
So theres nothing to dicuss?
What brand of rape alarm do you lads carry?
Business idea: White people buy cheap land in Detroit and gentrify it
>>57971907
We can watch Dutch laads.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5_7HgbzeNBQ
>>57971903
so you're half chink?
Based Corbyn
*respectfully gentrifies you*
>>57972038
that would be racist
doing a hanzee
>>57972057
miss the awkward 90s.
>a few months ago I broke a renewable light bulb
>it's been sitting on the windowsill ever since
>moving out soon, so I looked up recycling instructions
>IF GLASS BREAKS, IMMEDIATELY LEAVE ROOM. CONTACT MUNICIPAL AUTHORITIES WHO WILL ARRANGE FOR HAZARDOUS WASTE DISPOSAL
>>57972077
How exactly does wealth distribution work?
Does it involve paying people to not work?
>>57966856
>>57970832
kek spain lad btfo
a wank a day keeps the loneliness away
>>57972052
You're a fucking white male!
>>57972062
come back to vg la
I miss your chip8 posts.
might do a watch an anime
Which British watch manufacturers should I buy from lads?
YE BEST START BELIEVIN IN GHOST STORIES MISS TURNER
>>57972139
btfo by 2 hours, i dont have the nads to test janny like that
>>57972121
I'm not even taking the cunt. This is a good show. Us and the Dutch did the 90s well.
*prostrates down facing Mecca*
it's time, lads
>>57972038
>>57972131
the energy saving lightbulbs usually have the tiniest amount of mercury in them
iirc the amount is the equivalent to the amount you get in half a kilo of cod
>MI6 building, London
>Whatz da mission M'Ms?
>Someone has poisoned all watermelons, blacks are dropping like flies.
>So das why my bros Tyrone and Jamal wuz ded, dis is worst dan slaybery, its like a nigga hollow cost.
>This man may be the one responsible, appoach his wife and find out the source of the poison.
>Nigga Imma fuck that white bitch booty with my BBC and she gonna tell me all.
>I don't expect less from you, go to the lab now to see the new Q gadegets.
>At the Q lab:
>What do you hav fo me BBQ?
>Check this, a dollar chain with a radar that shows you the nearest bike you can steal.
>Yo man, das cool but no ride fo me?
>Yes, this is your new car, the Trayvon Martin DB9.
>Imma gonna be the king of da hood wiz dat
>There's no instructions book cause I know you can't read.
>Das rite.
>Later at the party:
>Sheeeeit I neva saw so many crakas in one place.
>Yo, vodka koolaid please, chicken, not stirred.
>This is a private party, who are you sir?
>The name's Bond, Aids Bond
>>57972133
Tax is a form of wealth redistribution
100% inheritance tax would be wealth redistribution
>>57972131
>CONTACT MUNICIPAL AUTHORITIES WHO WILL ARRANGE FOR HAZARDOUS WASTE DISPOSAL
Is this a joke?
>>57972186
in english again please
Normie here lads.
Ask me anything.
>I did .25g bomb once and threw up in pretty much every dark area of the club.
really? that's not that much to do at once tbqh
>>57972176
Toyota make cars here
the raspberry pi is made here
if you are after turbine engines, rolls royce is your answer
>>57972077
>Against the RAF removing kebab and against The Royal Family
Traitors disgust me.
>>57972206
>this whole post
fuck off yank
>>57972221
We knew how to rave.
i live my day as if it was the last
live my day as if there was no past
doing it all night all summer
doing it the way i wanna
>>57972223
do you suck cocks?
>>57972208
No, though it's probably an overreaction. Mercury counts as a hazardous chemical and local councils are legally obliged to safely dispose of it once you've notified them.
/o/ UK meetup signup list lads
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1bRCUBc-mBWiEhbrRej0-caXlWxypMD1uqtY1OB5BDW8/edit#gid=0
>>57972207
tax isn't redistribution, it doesn't get redistributed until it's spent on people with less money
Couldn't make it to the patriarchy meeting last night lads, somebody catch me up on the super secret straight white male plan to rule the world, are we still at step 427: further subjugating blacks by wearing dreadlocks?
>>57972223
What shoes do you wear?
Why can't I just have one week where I don't get a big spot?
I don't have acne or anything. My face is relatively clear.
But I always get one single big annoying spot that makes my face look like fucking Rudolph, I spend a week or so getting rid of it, then as soon as that clears up, another one appears on another part of my face like a fucking conveyor belt of never ending spots
>london was 44% white british 5 years ago (even less now, in both percentage AND absolute terms)
>even the "white" people say things like "bare ting blud senpai ya get me bruv" in a jamaican accent
>>57972274
lol wonder how this brit meetup will go
>>57972259
I mean I get the logic and everything, but seems like a pretty huge waste of resources for just a light bulb or any other common household glass item.
ONE
STEP
BEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOND
>>57972207
>100% inheritance tax
utter bullshit
now i found another rush
your lush life giving me a crush
>>57972274
>meeting a bunch of car chav wankers
no thanks
DBIS launch a new campaign to encourage exporting
tagline: exporting is GREAT
ahh yes, very innovative and skilled marketing
>>57972294
Ermm then what's welfare and bennies, especially in work tax benefits
>why yes, i am indeed a loyal subject of the saxe-coburg-gotha family
>>57972304
turning 18 usually does the trick
>>/k/29627845
I can't tell if this yank is trolling or not
I'm the one who talked about two government contractors
>>57972342
Mira rojo de mierda te vas a tomar por culo porque los ingleses me caen bien vete al puto hispachan y no vuelvas.
When will Hollywood make a movie about whites ending slavery?
Or current countries that still practice slavery?
I'm never gonna poo again
>>57972254
No.
>>57972298
Currently I wear tan derby brogues, brown oxfords, brown oxfords, and dark blue suede derbies on rotation.
>>57972362
>>>/k/29627845
fixed for you lad
>>57972204
rape is the #1 sexual fantasy for women. a blowjob from two women is the #1 for men, thus rape is about as traumatic as a blowjob from two birds at once.
>>57972312
/o/ meetups actually go good
there have been ones before with a few people and they've always been fine
I guess it's because cars are fairly normie-tier
>>57972248
I love Danmark in here. Best lads.
>>57972362
For future reference, click on the post number then copy and paste the url
gf likes to suck my willy but I feel a bit insecure when she does it because it's not that big (five inches exactly)
advice?
>>57972308
>tfw watching a documentery on Paris in the 1920s
>tons of forigeners around, war refugees, and impovrished slavs
>Paris become even more of a cultural hub than ever before and is basically a perfect clean utopia
>Paris today
>tons of forigeners around, war refugees, and impoverished coons
>is a massive shithole with no art or cultural movements of worth
seems like they are trying to create something unique and special with a diverse society, but not realizing that niggers and Muslims are useless
>>57972313
Yes but the lightbulb license fee pays for safe disposal though.
>>57972391
>>57972423
I usually manage to crosspost fine, I just forgot the extra meme arrow
>>57972380
esta prohibida hablar asi en /brit/
k t vayas
>>57972344
yes, welfare and benefits are redistribution. tax is not redistribution
Fuck sake lads I missed my mouth and got water down me
>>57972437
Get a bigger willy
>>57972386
how BIG of a RACIST do you even have to BE to ask something like that.
Failed my kettle license lads. Can't even drink a fucking cup of tea
>>57972437
just b Yusef :)
>>57972437
you have a gf who likes your willy, stop feeling insecure you fucking idiot
>>57972477
Sounds like you have a drinking problem.
>>57972388
guilty faeces got no rhythm
>>57972437
Let her suck someone else's bigger cock whilst you watch (black guy ideally). If she looks like she's enjoying it more than yours, hire him as a replacement sucky-toy for her.
She gets to keep sucking cock, your anxieties are removed. Win-win
need my nognags KERFUFFLED
>getting a gf won't solve all your problems
Bullshit.
>>57972308
Wish godzilla would come and flatten London desu
>>57972437
*never* show insecurity and don't be too cocky either. think of yourself as Ron Jeremy with the soul of Mother Theresa
>>57972388
Never going to again in poo where? In the loo?
Feel a bit awkward because i make my gf cum really quickly, but it always takes me a lot longer, what do i do
http://www.9news.com.au/national/2016/04/15/11/29/student-faces-200-000-bill-in-racism-row
>An indigenous woman, Ms Prior went on sick leave following the incident and reports she felt unsafe leaving her home because she was afraid somebody would say something offensive to her.
>She also says she was unable to return to work in a role that required her to have face-to-face contact with white people.
>Aussies
I don't want a single person to make fun of British people being arrested for tweets ever again
>>57972471
how do you think we pay for welfare and benefits?
>>57972077
Ah yes
lets take money from the somewhat corrupt; but too decentralized to have enough of a major effect, private sector and give it to the highly corrupt and powerful centralized state giving it more control over the minutia of our lives
>>57972177
VERY good post
>>57972572
Desperately begging you to delet this
>>57972580
profit from state owned enterprises run efficiently, ideally
My gf asks me to slap her and I'm not to comfortable with that.
>>57972577
People like that need to be locked away and isolated from society. They have proven that they are unfit to hold the responsibility of voting.
>>57972577
>people are going to be able to collect triggered-bux soon
Business idea: become billionaires and invest in space
maisie
>>57972577
Australia is a nanny state shithole
everyone knows this
>>57972575
haha this isn't a sex advice forum its a virgin advice forum
>>57972397
Boards like /o/, /out/, /n/ etc are low on genuine autists probably because they're about non autistic hobbies.
Something like an /mlp/ meetup will obviously be autism incarnate though.
on a permo from when i did 8 tabs of AL-LAD last year
>>57972575
be a dick, shove it up first in her arse, then mouth and finally in her puss
>>57972615
don't think she'll get any wear with that attitude
>>57972580
that's not the issue. the money can come from debt, theft, printing. at the end of the day, tax is not redistributing anything
>>57972575
Ask her to finger your bum, that might help you, lad.
We need more affirmative action imo
<(￣︶￣)>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8o4IBpp-8Sg
At what age is your beard supposed to fill out lads?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-36063743
Cuts are obviously shit but do these people not understand how economics works?
What the fuck lads
You have 10 seconds to justify why he shouldn't be our next PM
>>57972388
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G7x9UUMmuTw
free markets and equality of opportunity 2bh
>>57972701
there isn't a set age you dopey cunt
>>57972710
me in the middle
Really thought House Of Cards S4 was gonna be good.
Why do I get my hopes up lads?
Need a state-issued gf
>>57972077
>people say corbyn is a socialist and there are corbyn supports who are socialist yet they support a government owning and controlling everything
The left is full of fucking idiots.
>>57972705
just throw free shit at them
>>57972714
>>57972710
They bought contacts lad.
You can even get the naruto ones.
>>57972714
Britain's Trump
business idea: ruin the english countryside by building millions of homes for muslims who hate us
>>57972725
There has to be an average though
Most young adults you see generally can grow full beards
>>57972714
he isn't Corbyn :)
>>57972482
More slaves alive today in Africa than existed throughout American slave history.
just finished my lunch
might do dinner now
having noodles and green tea because im not a weeabo
>>57972652
im pretty sure everyone on 4chan is autistic about their chosen board's subject
>>57972763
That chick in the back looks fucked though
>>57972714
He is a pro-EU lefty.
>>57972705
>We demand Health, Homes, Jobs, and Education
No, they don't understand economics. They've genuinely convinced themselves that you don't need to make cuts to save an economy.
Sidenote: This is what labour do btw. They get in control, fuck the economy, and then leave it to the Conservatives to do the dirty work i.e. save the damn economy with tough cuts. This is exactly what happened with Thatcher and the miners. Labour should have dealt with them long before they lost power, but they let it get worse and worse and got to then blame the Tories for all the awful stuff.
watching Skepta's "All Over the House" video on Xvideos
>>57972714
He's a weed smoker hence degenerate.
>>57972771
That had better not be a boy with a willy.
>>57972744
Incomprehensible post
>>57972771
I was about to say 'if she had a choker...'
And then I saw it
Excellent, don't even care if it's a guy
>>57972812
haha
>>57972705
>this is how economics works
bit dismissive lad, (*appeals to authority*) a fair few respected economists are anti-austerity e.g. krugman and stiglitz
>>57972729
Who the fuck is Kevin Spacey exactly?
>>57972813
>That had better not be a boy with a willy.
How do you not see that's a fella straight off?
>>57972813
>boy with a willy
I was going to say that there aren't boys without dicks, but eunuchs exist
>>57972800
looks like she has a wig on, and the ~UGU eyes make her 5head look even larger.
Or just a semi-subtle shop, who knows.
>>57972862
A hack.
>>57972744
socialism is one up from communism
>>57972642
Lads why didn't we take the chance when we still had it?
So basically communists want the rich people to miraculously stay in a country that will steal 60% of their wealth to be distributed among the people because being rich is evil and no one should be poor. So the rich are held like cattle to be milked to feed the public because the rich aren't "the people". And everyone else in the grey blob of normal people can't aspire to be anything better than what they are because it means they might get rich and have all their money taken from them, so everyone is in a perpetual state of mediocrity. The rich's money will also somehow last forever and never run out to share among the people.
Is that accurate?
>>57972777
slavery is part of African culture you big racist bigot
white people should pay for appropriating proud African traditions
>>57972909
no, and you're quite clearly not going to accept any reworded argument because you've come here already convinced you're right so there's no point arguing with you
>>57972896
Wish she would just get a fucking nose job and be done with it.
why is food shopping with the gf so fun lads
>>57972684
but it literally is
Taking more money, the more you have and spending it on the public good + giving some to those who are on low income/poor
>>57972909
no
they either kill them or arrest them for trying to leave
>>57972884
But the core socialists values go against what socialist countries have turned out like.
I don't fucking understand it.
>freedom for the worker and the people!
>let's vote for an authoritarian government!
never been to a school dance lads
having some arroz con pollo
>>57972939
Shouldn't you be suit shopping, Jez?
>>57972941
righht is far too generic
are maise is an unconventionally beautiful trollop
>>57972909
If everyone is rich theres no problem.
If everyone is poor, it's because of the rich and evil capitalists.
If capitalism weren't a thing, communism would magically flourish and the sky would rain milk and honey.
>>57972793
They're autistic but on a lower level so they can behave normally in public and interact with people.
>>57972960
freedom is more important than equality
>MADTING
>WEED
>QUEEN
>LMAO
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/jamaica-may-legalise-weed-and-get-rid-of-the-queen-a6985156.html
So Is the general consensus among people who know what they're talking about that the austerity we have is good or bad?
>>57972957
Not sure. Try eating the food with your gf.
>>57973013
>implying anyone here knows what they're talking about
>>57972929
she's looking quite good recently
>>57972925
Fuck off weed man.
When was the last time you even fought with a bear or a moose?
You cunts are too soft these days.
man's on road smoking the finest
>>57972909
Yes. Commies are people who don't understand wealth generation or why currencies hold value.
>>57972941
>nosejob
more like a complete facial reconstruction
>>57973005
Kill me.
>>57972971
marron arroz?
>>57973036
fucking try me on geopolitics you cunt
t. ban ki moon
>>57972941
don't think ogre-plasty is a thing lad
>>57972958
The more money a government taxes isn't related to how much a government spends. how hard can it be to grasp, you have to spend to redistribute, not tax
>>57972684
Dude you're being pedantic and you're still actually wrong.
Currently, tax is only used for wealth redistribution.
>>57972335
Fuck off m8 cars are great
>>57973041
I've shot a caribou
just ate a bag of skittles. didn't even open them, just put the bag in my mouth and ate it in one go
tasted inky
watching kitchen nightmares
>>57973013
the general consensus among economists is that the austerity was unnecessary
still waiting to crash so i can retreat back into bed and do a sleep
>>57973056
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EW-6BNnwCE
>>57973037
She is though.
'Canadians'
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpZFnJ6ZT8
>>57972966
>Scottish
>was taught Ceilidh dancing from a very young age in school
>had a school christmas dance every year with a live band
>all the girls wore fancy dresses and all the lads wore kilts or suits
>got to touch girls waists, spin them around, make them laugh, hold them close and feel their breath on my neck and their chests heaving as they danced
>as everyone got older it became tradition to go to a houseparty afterwords and get smashed
Good laugh 2bh.
uummmm, normies?!?
dont know what to make for din dins
>>57972810
Then the tories look shit so they get back in power and the cycle continues? That's genius.
>>57973036
never said here i meant actual experts
WE CAN DANCE IF WE WANT TO
WE CAN LEAVE YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND
>>57973017
i do that too, that's also very fun
>>57973094
had a decent little giggle out of this post
well done
>>57973067
arroz blanco
>>57973013
The general consensus is that austerity is necessary. There is an argument that we should isntead actually spend more in order to encourage economic growth (by creating infrastructure, helping people into work in a more direct assistance way etc) but the popular choice is austerity.
>>57973094
that was probably the ink
>>57973096
*gordon ramsey voice*
no actually do some work instead
>>57973125
shut the fuck up
>>57972909
no communists want worlwide communism
you can't escape with your money if everywhere is communist
good album this lads
>>57973111
cheese!
>>57973121
potato
>>57973092
How about a moose?
meme channel
check out this guy for a bold noble scotsman sticking it to the yank ideologues
lads how do airport transfers work?
I may be flying from the UK to Beijing via Dubai or Amsterdam and this will be my first solo flight and first time flying for 10 years
>>57973133
BECAUSE YOUR FRIENDS DON'T BANTS AND IF THEY DON'T BANTS THEN THEY'RE
NO FRIENDS OF MINE
>>57973184
I see you were in the sharethread la
Still grinding away all those links myself.
>>57973005
>poll on the site
>yes - it's had its day
>no - it may have its faults but it works
>it many have its faults
fucking independent i fucking swear down lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kcb61lLX2EI
my life to the T, lads
>>57973123
Until the unions get so much power they're able to foist a twat like Millipede into the leadership.
>>57973166
Ermm bit of a shit reply, how about you fuck off
>>57973213
>this will be my first solo flight and first time flying for 10 years
how is this possible?
>>57973213
follow the signs that say connections
>>57973210
haha shit forgot link sorry
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AQUv1U0r-wM
NEXT SLIDE PLEASE
Why do communists think humans aren't...well, human, and that people like freedom to choose what they want to do in life instead of being put into little boxes to keep a communist system moving? Do communists see humanity as a computer game?
Fuck lads, I've just started wearing glasses for the first time. Shit is strange.
>>57973213
You get off the plane with everyone, but instead of walking to the passport checks, you go straight through to an entrance labelled connections.
To go out and have a very average night or to stay in drinking and comfy posting here, that is the question.
>>57973207
I've seen Moose
moose tags are hard to get though
I usually only hunt turkey because I have some on my land
>>57973280
come to copenhagne
(female) housemate just locked her door and shut her curtains
ummmm
>>57973123
Pretty much. The issue is that it relies on a huge uproar and public backlash and people are kind of catching on. Also they've fucked it further by actually having Corbyn lead the party. No matter how bad Tories do, swing voters are unlikely to choose someone who it is so easy to piss on.
If they had chosen Andy Burnham they might have had a chance in 2020
>>57973213
>get on plane
>it lands somewhere you don't want to be
>get on other plane
>it lands at your destination
>>57973162
having lunch u tyke
besides only have about 200 words left to be on schedule, managed to up the rate before taking a break
>>57973206
I'm offended on his behalf you heartless animal.
I'll tweet this comment
>>57973133
'COS YOUR FRIENDS DON'T DANCE
AND IF THEY DON'T DANCE
>>57973213
Depends which airport.
Why are American cops so angry?
Maybe if America banned guns then cops would stop shooting random innocent people and gun crime would go down
>>57973303
she's doing a girl wank
>>57973213
You get off at your stopover airport, locate your terminal for your next flight, board and carry on with your journey.
Terminals are usually very well signposted but if you need to ask someone for directions then that won't be an issue since everyone who works there will most likely speak English or be able to grab someone who can speak English.
>>57973280
comfy post la
being a normie is a waste of money
>>57973312
THEN THEY'RE NO FRIENDS OF MINE
>>57973252
I flew with my parents a fair number of times when I was young and this will be the first time I've taken the plane by myself
>>57973324
://///////
>>57973252
ive never flown in my life 2bh
>>57973303
crafty tartlets committing a sin
>>57973322
To be fair to the yank pigs, if I had to deal with niggers every day I would be angry too.
Bit of a problem, it's my birthday next week, but i'm going out with mostly my bf's friends and not mine. (because i don't have many). feeling inadequate
>>57973300
I was there in November desu. I liked it.
>>57973117
I've decided I prefer Canadians over Strayans.
>get a chinky from the convenience store
>the crab rangoon was fucking empty
howling
>>57973272
>>57973253
>>57973325
is it really that simple?
what about my bag?
>>57973355
bit lewd that
https://youtu.be/n3WF5UJrHr8?t=3m45s
SAN SALVADOR
>>57973322
City cops are because they're over-stressed and have to deal with shitskins and uni-kids all day.
Sherifs for smaller towns are usually a lot nicer and relaxed because they just drive around all day and issue the occasional speeding ticket.
>>57973349
Flown a good number of times recently la.
Want advice?
@57973372
Everything about this post is bait.
>>57973386
>convenience store
FOY
>>57973391
knock on her door and offer your assistance
>>57973324
>>57973303
ask her if she needs a hand x
>>57973388
sometimes you have to do it yourself, other times they'll do it for you
check on your tickets or something it should say
>>57973409
wouldn't mind it
>>57973266
Communists are people who secretly yearn for control and have no real way of taking it themselves. The poor, nationalists digging their heels in against globalisation etc.
