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Slags edition
first for italy
maisie
Kill me
>>57969654
left
Who here /goingtomagathissummer/?
every morsel swallowed is another lifetime of agony
>>57969707
donald trump will MAGA
>national socialism
How do I go about getting my third eye decalcified? I want to be able to burn crackers with my gaze
>>57969707
>Not Marbella or Costa del Sol
>>57969705
They're literally the same person
>>57969630
i'm 27 and well well well past there, think i've been under leveling
maise
>>57969692
I met her once
she stank
>>57969747
they're literally not
>>57969719
That's Allah showing you the error of your ways
Pilgrimage to Tinos or Jerusalem this summer lads?
Post your age and EU voting intention
26
Out
Kyary
>>57969755
I've only died three times and always recollected my souls.
>>57969787
43
In
>>57969787
58
In
>>57969707
nah i'm off to the cultural powerhouse of tenerife
>me and my brother both socially inept weirdos
wonder what it would be like if my parents raised a girl
>>57969787
25
In
>>57969787
23
Out
>>57969707
>that punch form
>>57969792
horrible quality map
>>57969806
let me invade you then
>>57969842
>>57969835
>>57969830
>>57969816
>lying about your age
>43
>58
jesus christ
Got a strong desire to go to gibraltar
>>57969877
CONDUCTOR
>>57969877
oh dear
>>57969897
Learn from me and my mistakes
>>57969897
fuck off underage
>>57969787
Have another (You)
29
Undy sided
>>57969787
21, abstain
>>57969787
20
Out
>>57969872
I could be getting invaded at this very moment seeing as I've been tabbed out for 10 minutes
>>57969787
21
OUT
Put £5 on us going out too
>>57969918
>>57969923
fuck off granddad
>>57969916
>being a paedo
mazie
>>57969924
what mistakes?
*prostrates down facing Mecca*
join me, lads, it's time
you're literally not a real Brit if you don't want to leave desu
>>57969924
have you got a reply yet
Are Thugger
>>57969962
don't get the reference
if you genuinely think the UK is voting OUT then you must be on 4 kilos of crack
How do we combat the lack of supply in the BP market, lads?
>>57969992
yes
>>57969787
22
OUT
>>57969999
Gibralter is where british people go to have sex with 14 year olds.
>>57969707
off to the costa del sol with the missus
>>57970000
epic get for bremain
>>57970007
expand classification of "boi" to include goats and cattle
>>57970024
i don't want to go there to do that
>>57970024
Nobody knows that
You're the nonce for knowing about it
>>57970012
give us an idea then
>>57970033
love the shirt
>>57970033
>>57970061
hate it personally
>>57970033
Duncan Bannatyne has let himself go.
Why do so many restaurants these days lack ladies' menus?
Business idea: buy a 3rd car
>>57970077
can tell he loves it from the face desu, so you're wrong
>>57970092
Business idea: get out my thread
love watching gordon ramsay btfo seppos in kitchen nightmare desu
>>57970092
not an investment
>>57970102
yes but im talking about ME (the important one)
it disgusts ME
Print Screen lads
lets see your tabs
hardmode: no closing anything
>>57970024
are you on about pitcairn?
Weird they didn't do one the other way around but fair enough
>>57970116
YES SIR CHEF RAMSEY SIR
ANGELIC POSTS COME FORTH
>>57970146
No the pitcairns was run by a rape cult
considering getting dressed again
http://talkobamato.me/
wew
water i was drinking yesterday tastes funny
getting milk instead
>>57970141
mine desu
Business idea: dig a tunnel to Mexico, use it to smuggle stolen cars out of the country
>>57970129
yes it is
>>57970058
meeting tomorrow. he wanted me to come out tonight with him and his friends but that was too much
might not go desu, was a mistake iah
>>57970033
THE AVERAGE /BRIT/POSTER WANTS TO """PRESERVE""" THE """"""BEAUTY"""""" OF THIS.
THIS IS WHY WE MUST OPEN THE BORDERS. WE HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION TO RAISE THIS COUNTRY'S AESTHETICS
>>57970206
spiked it
>>57970136
I like the word me but not in this context because it isn't referring to me, the actual important one
>>57970242
Literally a top cuckold
nigel farage
>>57970242
what are you tryin to say about my Chardonnay? she's a bloody english belle you cheeky paki cunt, come on, outside less fackin ave ya
had my deli sandwich made by a coloured man today and sat beside another coloured man on the bus. very enriching day.
smeg the Queen's chebs rotten, lads! overslept again, smeggity smeg!
good lad *posts picture of farage*
nigel farage
4chan is literally just tumblr for awkward guys
>>57970306
smeghead
>>57970306
lad do you realise smeg isn't spunk
Slavic slags > Brit slags
>>57970320
Delet
>>57970226
wahey there you are told you itd be alright
nah off you go
>>57970320
yh so awks lol :$$
How many grammes of md do you take personally on a night
good lad *posts picture of military commander/historical monarch with farages head photoshopped on*
Brexit
>>57970320
>guys
hmmm ;)
>>57970303
Not enough enrichment
>>57970277
listening to garage
>>57970344
don't know why people here bother posting slags
literally 600x480 pics that ants can't fucking see
>>57970320
triggered
please go away
>>57970206
Bit weird m8, no clue what that's all about haha
*quickly shoves handful of Rohypnol back in my pocket*
Anyway, l'll see you later
>>57970360
good lad *posts a picture of myself*
think i need food now
might order pizza
going shop, need anything?
probably going to have a wank desu
>The pope has taken 12 refugee families with him to Rome
Roman Catholicism is a cuck religion. Jesus will burn them to the ground when he returns.
>>57970442
milk
cba to get up
NEVER open at, click on or look at pictures of girls or slags posted here
please remember when you spend the time carefully selecting your picture and the extra few seconds uploading it, that I for one will never open it
>>57970442
A Norfolk bf please
>>57970442
brexit
>>57970024
>Gibralter is where british people go to have sex with 14 year olds.
I thought that was parliament.
>>57969681
Haven't seen Georgian qts in years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujo65bBRQ4I
thought: someone made a post about jeremy corbyn and state sponsored gf's the other day. to you, sir, i address to you this question -- what type of "state sponsored" gf do you think he would give you? definitely not an anglo girl if you are anglo
this has been another thought from my sick, twisted mind.
rafael
>>57970442
cornetto and a meal deal pls
haven't eaten yet
>>57970356
cheers for the support x
>>57970451
Christianity is a cuck relgion, we should worship the God of War because I liked the PS2 game
>>57970447
get on the cross lad
banterous laughter status: uncontained
>>57970442
magnum
>>57970442
One gf to go please n thx
>>57970442
cream of tomato
jgf
fizz
something for yourself *winks*
>>57970451
It isn't 12 families, it's 12 people
If you think Jesus wouldn't do the same I think that you're a fake christian
all are god's children
>>57970451
>"islam is barbaric because muhammad was a warlord"
>"jesus, polar opposite of muhammad, would burn the vatican to the ground for accepting refugees"
bizarro rorke
gonna have a wank on /gif/
>>57970398
here you go lid cara's sister high res enough for you
>>57970458
can do
>>57970467
can do x
>>57970475
sorry, no can do
>>57970480
can do
>>57970493
can do
>>57970498
can do
>>57970507
can do
might need one of those deep trolleys at this rate
>>57970492
number of seats obtained: O N E
>>57969654
w2c girls like this
>>57970527
>sorry, no can do
traitor
dont bother coming back
Who remembers this classic meme?
>>57970509
Read Revelations. The Catholic Church is one of the whores that will be burned down when Jesus returns
>>57970557
i'll drink to that xd
>>57970556
unless you call for a vote of no confidence in the chancellor, i like the supreme executive power as a mere senator
>>57970442
oak, a better life and pie with tomato sauce
ta
just did a very smelly fart
>>57970557
She's piff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiIzY-5_rK0
pumping anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVgjC5Gw8y0
absolute steaming pile of horse shit.
why can't yanks do anything right?
toodles x
>>57970605
*lack
>>57970557
me in the car on the right reading sumarokov
NEED AN AUSTRALIAN TRIVAGO ADVERT GF NOOOOOWW
ded
just did another smelly fart
Business idea: make tearaway pants great again
>>57970703
no not resuscitate pls
poleaboo really reminds me of rodgets haha bit scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRoIQEsjDds
WEW
>>57970507
what time are you putting le film on roughly
>*sits down at outdoor cafe*
>*opens financial times*
>ah yes the market is doing well
>>57970725
wow wot a rockin bod! xx
>people who claim to be christians get annoyed when actual christians care for people
>the 12 refugees the pope took in could be middle eastern christians for all the rorkes know
>>57970150
bit weird how people will sacrifice national sovereignty for just £100 a year
FACT: Only brunette brits are attractive
>>57970752
Was thinking 8.30 or 9 but was going to ask for feedback on that proposal.
>>57970754
not even slightly funny mate
got a pretty gr8 new lined up
no one make one before me plz
>>57970755
FTSEs on a bit of a rebound eh
>>57970544
nice shoes
>>57970802
Cold hard money vs. abstract concept most people don't really think/care about
>>57970844
thanks
>>57970754
>how to take a screenshot
nice comedic placement lad
7/10 for effort
*go out to for mate's bday drink at pub*
*beautiful people everywhere*
not a fan of this gimmick desu
>>57970844
6, 3, 2, 1, 4, 5
>What's this, advertising for a new newspaper claiming to be refreshing, unbiased, free from political agenda
>Open up newspaper
>Has pleb-tier stories that not even the Daily Sport would run
Should i change pounds into euros for my holiday now, or wait a while, and hope the exchange rate improves lads? (going in late june)
i mean haha, getting poleaboo vibes from this one as well
>>57969852
What's wrong with the punch?
tights
>>57970803
Well done finding one. Are you certain it's a brit not irish?
>I like my sovereignty absolute and my nation irrelevant
>>57970825
probably best around 9 methinks
New fetish, lads
hey britcucks
>>57970895
get them out of a cash machine while there, don't use the post office
Cultural Appropriation
Thoughts?
isn't the fact you're alive and human consciousness quite mad lads
>>57970968
just another orwellian invention to attack white people with
>>57970948
what the fuck is this
>>57970986
I literally can't stop thinking about it sometimes
Scary shit
>>57971010
It's a man in a costume.
>>57970968
Anything we've achieved someone else benefits from needs to be pointed out.
Remember to do it.
pregnancy/lactation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nz5YaURTg
>>57970902
>clean, new carpet
>wood panel cupboards
>alcohol
>girl who is undeniably attractive fraternising with a lad who looks to have Asperger's and no fashion sense while sitting in a circle
I'd bet my left bollock this pic was taken during Fresher's week somewhere.
>>57970986
started to believe the universe might be a hologram
>>57970925
strawman
1984 is a thinly-disguised piece of anti-Catholic bigotry imo
saw an anorexic girl tonight lads
bloody spooky it was like i was in a cocentration camp of population 1
>>57971061
what went wrong with /jp/
>>57971061
This is why I keep my anime viewing habits a secret
>>57970966
really? charges my debit card for that
>>57970968
A way for inferior cultures to feel like their worthless culture is actually valuable
>>57970986
No.
>>57971033
>>57971061
the faces are terrifying
Multiculturalism has gone to far. You can no longer distinguish someone as from one country or another because everyone is so muddled
>>57971026
And the fact you will one day just die
absolute madness
>>57970968
arabs doing it -> multicultural society free of hate
whites doing it -> BLOODY RACIST
>>>/gif/8409640
ahahaha fucking hell lads
>>57971140
ah time for a federal europe then
>>57971140
What's so special about being able to distinguish an australian, canadian, englishman etc?
doesn't particularly bother me, that
Making a video game lads. Going to be the next Minecraft billionaire I reckon.
progress seems drastically slow today
barely done 350 words
>>57971151
goodness, that's a big willy
>Swansea Shitty
>post interesting, thoughtful new angles on classic gimmicks
no (You)s
>post stupid bullshit baiting about EU
instant (You)
gonna have to lower my post quality a bit i think
>>57971151
my cock in the video
want my own memorial bench and tree
>>57971151
Can't imagine having a willy that small. Breaks my immersion.
>>57970745
Americans.
That actual mouth breather.
>>57971213
severe lack of argument
Who /depressed/ here?
>>57971151
That's one mangey looking vagina. Disgusting
>>57971151
i literally cant even wank to this its far too funny
got my gf to wear a kigurumi for me lads
>>57971184
Defeats the point of even having different countries
>sunny as fuck
>starts absolutely tipping it down
>still sunny as fuck
hmm;
;
>>57971261
me, i walk around cemeteries most days reading headstones and searching out the graves of people who died violently
>>57971311
How do you know how they died?
>>57971298
How?
aston villa officially relegated
>>57971299
it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57971347
ah, yes very impressive
>>57971339
ssshh...
:^)
>>57971339
he digs them up and checks if they have heads or not
Flood the subway with the Sarin gas now, Commander.
We can get rid of the ICF today once and for all.
Fucking hell sunderland and newcastle both won 3-0
this has got to be a sign lads
>>57971339
oh I'LL never tell ;)
and then i took
some cocaine
and then some speed
and then some acid
and then i drank
15 cans of stella ahaha
15 CANS OF STELLA
>Aston Villa
The worst team I've ever seen play in the Premier League, what a disgrace
>>57971261
Me desu
I'm only not depressed when I'm with a girl I like, quite pathetic desu. People seeing me with her makes me feel confident and good, I'm like a parasite lmao
>>57971411
Jesus, 15?
have a constant headache
>>57971339
because they were on the news
>>57971437
fair go, isnt this their first time being relegated?
>>57971213
>le spanish lefty gimmick
epic
>>57971449
delete this filth fucking hell
>>57971411
wylin mate
not sure how i feel so ok right now
i really shouldn't
>>57971462
First time in 29 years
>>57971449
the missus
>>57971437
>Not Derby
underage gtfo
*wank on to towel*
*scrunch it up and peg it at the wall*
:)
You now remember Aston Villa finished 6th a few seasons ago and their manager got sacked for it
>>57971546
Literally me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMs6eI1VRBQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l7KEuKKuuas
Having a nostalgic listen lads
>>57971479
>le right wing general gimmick
epic
>>57971531
Nah derby at least showed some effort here and there
why are some people so obsessed with racism lads?
>>57971531
nah this Aston Villa side is worse I think
They've spent way more than Derby did as well
>>57971585
However, I do show some respect to few
This ecstasy's, got me standin' next to you
Getting sentimental as fuck, spillin' guts to you
We just met, but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too, so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the mornin' like "Yo, what the fuck we do?"
I gotta go bitch, you know I got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with you!
>>57971613
fuck off robbie savage
>>57971593
/brit/ is a radical centrist general
>>57971613
Question: how bad is the immigrant issue in the UK? In London specifically.
>>57971607
not sure Tbh, i'm pretty sure it's some form of defence mechanism
>inb4 paki
Can confirm i'm not brown, but i'm not white either
>when you're coming up and the DJ loads a sausage
>>57971648
excellent post
Freakin' epic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3zYBno6Kwc
>G-Eazy gets accused of "gentrifying" hip-hop
>>57971653
what do you mean? I live in West London and its fine
>>57971653
no worse than any other global city
>being negatively affected by gentrification
rentboys please leave
>>57971697
can barely watch these at the best of times
i
cant wait
just to shit on you
>>57971653
what do you mean? I live in South London and it's fine
>>57971679
>when you're coming up really hard and just sit there gently shaking and staring at the ground
>>57971704
Pure cultural cringe, people think white = not allowed to rap
https://youtu.be/wm8YnrI_ng4
>you will never attend a show by some obscure band in your friends backyard in the early 90s
Why are the 90s so comfy lads? literally wish I was born 10 years earlier
>>57971724
This.
Why don't a bunch of whites just buy up all the cheap land in Detroit and make Detroit great again?
>>57971697
if this happened in my lectures he'd get laughed out
>>57971593
Original /brit/ poster here from the very first thread and the general has always had a right wing leaning, to try and deny this is rewriting history.
Why would a lefty even be on 4chan? Doesn't the freedom of speech and un-PC jokes used trigger you?
>>57971697
made me feel ill
>turn an area to shit
>people with money start moving in and the area improves
>"FUCK OFF GENTRIFYING SCUM"
>>57971678
so you're a half cast nignog?
>>57971704
literally who
>>57971778
>all leftys hate free speech and love political correctness
thinking of going all in on a dream property, laddies. it would take me 10 years to pay down the mortgage, but worth it
need my clangers ZONKED
rare
>>57971762
>born in le wrong generation
>>57971678
so youre just a curry nigger
got an absolute dickens of a fetish lads.
i want to fuck a british milf who yells dirty obscenities at me
>Mass immigration is destroying our country
>Close the borders now
>>57971735
once did an e in Germany and fuck me, it was like getting a CR7 free kick to the face when it hit me
spent the next 8 hours in 1 spot on the dancefloor, jaw swinging like it was doing 12 rounds with Muhammad Ali, looking directly at the floor and skanking with gun fingers
was still gurning at 5 the next evening
best night of my life
>>57971735
>when you're coming up really hard and just sitting in your chair alone in your room
>>57971762
>tfw will never take doves at a jungle rave
>>57971807
nope, but half cast
>>57971845
>can confirm i'm not brown
read again
Buying land in Detroit lads
>>57971851
nah please dont close em, we want to import your nice beer and whiskey without extra costs lads.
>>57969787
18
Out
>>57971728
literally laughing out loud at this seminal post
>>57971906
nah fuck off, this is the punishment you get for shitposting
>>57971788
>move out of area
>WHITE FLIGHT, YOU EVIL FUCKING RACISTS
>move into area
>GENTRIFICATION, YOU EVIL FUCKING RACISTS
>>57971904
good investment 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=upfu5nQB2ks
>>57971904
honestly wonder if that place will never un JUST itself
>>57971735
>when you're coming up really hard and your mind goes completely empty and you're just watching the lights shake
>>57971881
But that's a good feel...
Usually with psychedelics I get the giggles really bad and have a stupid grin permanently plastered on my face when coming up. It's difficult to post but I'm still able to browse threads and laugh.
My beer is frozen lads.
FML
New bread.
Who will it be this time?
>>57971830
Yes, lefties are the biggest cancer on social liberties ever seen. We have thought crime laws because scumbags get "offended". Everything gets censored or banned because of the fascist left.
>He's against green energy
>He would rather be at the mercy of middle eastern shithole dictatorships for as long as possible
>>57971778
conceded on history of /brit/
dont think it's productive to have an echo chamber of opinion, cutting yourself off from other views is fox news-watching yank-tier behaviour
>>57971976
>page 3
>>57971903
what about white people obsessed with racism, is that a defence mechanism?
>>57971961
Haha yes
The angry shouting cook
>>57971928
it has nothing to do with semen
>>57971975
Stupid cunt.
Hateful waiting for it and then it's flat.
>>57971961
>that episode where Gordon makes a Pad Thai and the Thai chef BTFOs him
>>57972003
white's are people too
>>57972025
its the other way around senpai the monks like his pad thai more
>>57971906
>nice beer
good laugh
>>57971697
>normies
>>57971979
Yeah cos david cameron has only been a good thing for personal liberty
>>57971879
most fucked up I've been was when my dealer gave me like .8 instead of half a gram, I always do two big bombs and a little one, so after the two big ones I was utterly demolished
I couldn't stand still for about 5 hours, got to sleep about 7AM and had to be up at ten for lectures
played rugby in the afternoon as well
I got the midnight blues
>>57972076
I did .25g bomb once and threw up in pretty much every dark area of the club.
Was pretty crazy.
>>57971788
>live in area filled with your peers
>you know it's shit, but it's home
>richer people start moving in because it's such an 'alternative' area
>prices go up with increased demand
>newcomers try to replace your comfy traditions
>cheap stores/cafes close down and are replaced with $10 coffee hipster places
>priced out of home and forced to move somewhere else
>>57972182
wait what? i take one .333 bomb every time i drop, and from loads of different dealers, so it's not an issue of quality
>>57972216
>priced out of area because of cafe's
fuck off
>>57972227
Guess I'm a lightweight then.
Never seen someone do a .25g bomb and not lose it, though.
>>57970754
>having this on your pc for five years
effort that lad
>>57972261
You're missing the point but I can't be bothered
>>57972349
Gentrification is community genocide.
>>57971447
That's not so bad
At least you have something to take your mind off things
I'm just empty
I don't think I've ever been as bad as I have felt the past two days
And I've been mental for as long as I can remember
>>57972422
Yes
>>57970033
BREHS
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