Slags edition
first for italy
maisie
Kill me
>>57969654
left
Who here /goingtomagathissummer/?
every morsel swallowed is another lifetime of agony
>>57969707
donald trump will MAGA
>national socialism
How do I go about getting my third eye decalcified? I want to be able to burn crackers with my gaze
>>57969707
>Not Marbella or Costa del Sol
>>57969705
They're literally the same person
>>57969630
i'm 27 and well well well past there, think i've been under leveling
maise
>>57969692
I met her once
she stank
>>57969747
they're literally not
>>57969719
That's Allah showing you the error of your ways
Pilgrimage to Tinos or Jerusalem this summer lads?
Post your age and EU voting intention
26
Out
>>57969766
Kyary
>>57969755
I've only died three times and always recollected my souls.
>>57969787
43
In
>>57969787
58
In
>>57969707
nah i'm off to the cultural powerhouse of tenerife
>me and my brother both socially inept weirdos
wonder what it would be like if my parents raised a girl
>>57969787
25
In
>>57969787
23
Out
>>57969707
>that punch form
>>57969792
horrible quality map
>>57969806
let me invade you then
>>57969842
>>57969835
>>57969830
>>57969816
>lying about your age
>43
>58
jesus christ
Got a strong desire to go to gibraltar
>>57969877
CONDUCTOR
>>57969877
oh dear
>>57969897
Learn from me and my mistakes
>>57969897
fuck off underage
>>57969787
Have another (You)
29
Undy sided
>>57969787
21, abstain
>>57969787
20
Out
>>57969872
I could be getting invaded at this very moment seeing as I've been tabbed out for 10 minutes
>>57969787
21
OUT
Put £5 on us going out too
>>57969918
>>57969923
fuck off granddad
>>57969916
>being a paedo
mazie
>>57969924
what mistakes?
*prostrates down facing Mecca*
join me, lads, it's time
you're literally not a real Brit if you don't want to leave desu
>>57969924
have you got a reply yet
Are Thugger
>>57969962
don't get the reference
if you genuinely think the UK is voting OUT then you must be on 4 kilos of crack
How do we combat the lack of supply in the BP market, lads?
>>57969992
yes
>>57969787
22
OUT
>>57969999
Gibralter is where british people go to have sex with 14 year olds.
>>57969707
off to the costa del sol with the missus
>>57970000
epic get for bremain
>>57970007
expand classification of "boi" to include goats and cattle
>>57970024
i don't want to go there to do that
>>57970024
Nobody knows that
You're the nonce for knowing about it
>>57970012
give us an idea then
>>57970033
love the shirt
>>57970033
>>57970061
hate it personally
>>57970033
Duncan Bannatyne has let himself go.
Why do so many restaurants these days lack ladies' menus?
Business idea: buy a 3rd car
>>57970077
can tell he loves it from the face desu, so you're wrong
>>57970092
Business idea: get out my thread
love watching gordon ramsay btfo seppos in kitchen nightmare desu
>>57970092
not an investment
>>57970102
yes but im talking about ME (the important one)
it disgusts ME
Print Screen lads
lets see your tabs
hardmode: no closing anything
>>57970024
are you on about pitcairn?
Weird they didn't do one the other way around but fair enough
>>57970116
YES SIR CHEF RAMSEY SIR
ANGELIC POSTS COME FORTH
>>57970146
No the pitcairns was run by a rape cult
considering getting dressed again
http://talkobamato.me/
wew
water i was drinking yesterday tastes funny
getting milk instead
>>57970141
mine desu
Business idea: dig a tunnel to Mexico, use it to smuggle stolen cars out of the country
>>57970129
yes it is
>>57970058
meeting tomorrow. he wanted me to come out tonight with him and his friends but that was too much
might not go desu, was a mistake iah
>>57970033
THE AVERAGE /BRIT/POSTER WANTS TO """PRESERVE""" THE """"""BEAUTY"""""" OF THIS.
THIS IS WHY WE MUST OPEN THE BORDERS. WE HAVE A MORAL OBLIGATION TO RAISE THIS COUNTRY'S AESTHETICS
>>57970206
spiked it
>>57970136
I like the word me but not in this context because it isn't referring to me, the actual important one
>>57970242
Literally a top cuckold
nigel farage
>>57970242
what are you tryin to say about my Chardonnay? she's a bloody english belle you cheeky paki cunt, come on, outside less fackin ave ya
had my deli sandwich made by a coloured man today and sat beside another coloured man on the bus. very enriching day.
smeg the Queen's chebs rotten, lads! overslept again, smeggity smeg!
good lad *posts picture of farage*
nigel farage
4chan is literally just tumblr for awkward guys
>>57970306
smeghead
>>57970306
lad do you realise smeg isn't spunk
Slavic slags > Brit slags
>>57970320
Delet
>>57970226
wahey there you are told you itd be alright
nah off you go
>>57970320
yh so awks lol :$$
How many grammes of md do you take personally on a night
good lad *posts picture of military commander/historical monarch with farages head photoshopped on*
Brexit
>>57970320
>guys
hmmm ;)
>>57970303
Not enough enrichment
>>57970277
listening to garage
>>57970344
don't know why people here bother posting slags
literally 600x480 pics that ants can't fucking see
>>57970320
triggered
please go away
>>57970206
Bit weird m8, no clue what that's all about haha
*quickly shoves handful of Rohypnol back in my pocket*
Anyway, l'll see you later
>>57970360
good lad *posts a picture of myself*
think i need food now
might order pizza
going shop, need anything?
probably going to have a wank desu
>>57970398
>The pope has taken 12 refugee families with him to Rome
Roman Catholicism is a cuck religion. Jesus will burn them to the ground when he returns.
>>57970442
milk
cba to get up
NEVER open at, click on or look at pictures of girls or slags posted here
please remember when you spend the time carefully selecting your picture and the extra few seconds uploading it, that I for one will never open it
>>57970442
A Norfolk bf please
>>57970442
brexit
>>57970024
>Gibralter is where british people go to have sex with 14 year olds.
I thought that was parliament.
>>57969681
Haven't seen Georgian qts in years.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujo65bBRQ4I
thought: someone made a post about jeremy corbyn and state sponsored gf's the other day. to you, sir, i address to you this question -- what type of "state sponsored" gf do you think he would give you? definitely not an anglo girl if you are anglo
this has been another thought from my sick, twisted mind.
rafael
>>57970442
cornetto and a meal deal pls
haven't eaten yet
>>57970356
cheers for the support x
>>57970451
Christianity is a cuck relgion, we should worship the God of War because I liked the PS2 game
>>57970447
get on the cross lad
banterous laughter status: uncontained
>>57970442
magnum
>>57970442
One gf to go please n thx
>>57970442
cream of tomato
jgf
fizz
something for yourself *winks*
>>57970451
It isn't 12 families, it's 12 people
If you think Jesus wouldn't do the same I think that you're a fake christian
all are god's children
>>57970451
>"islam is barbaric because muhammad was a warlord"
>"jesus, polar opposite of muhammad, would burn the vatican to the ground for accepting refugees"
bizarro rorke
gonna have a wank on /gif/
>>57970398
here you go lid cara's sister high res enough for you
>>57970458
can do
>>57970467
can do x
>>57970475
sorry, no can do
>>57970480
can do
>>57970493
can do
>>57970498
can do
>>57970507
can do
might need one of those deep trolleys at this rate
>>57970492
number of seats obtained: O N E
>>57969654
w2c girls like this
>>57970527
>sorry, no can do
traitor
dont bother coming back
Who remembers this classic meme?
>>57970509
Read Revelations. The Catholic Church is one of the whores that will be burned down when Jesus returns
>>57970557
i'll drink to that xd
>>57970556
unless you call for a vote of no confidence in the chancellor, i like the supreme executive power as a mere senator
>>57970442
oak, a better life and pie with tomato sauce
ta
just did a very smelly fart
>>57970557
She's piff
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PiIzY-5_rK0
pumping anthem
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVgjC5Gw8y0
absolute steaming pile of horse shit.
why can't yanks do anything right?
toodles x
>>57970605
*lack
>>57970557
me in the car on the right reading sumarokov
NEED AN AUSTRALIAN TRIVAGO ADVERT GF NOOOOOWW
ded
just did another smelly fart
Business idea: make tearaway pants great again
>>57970703
no not resuscitate pls
![1460794266223[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eDuAtJD.png "1460794266223[1].png")
poleaboo really reminds me of rodgets haha bit scared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xRoIQEsjDds
WEW
>>57970507
what time are you putting le film on roughly
>>57970141
>*sits down at outdoor cafe*
>*opens financial times*
>ah yes the market is doing well
>>57970725
wow wot a rockin bod! xx
>people who claim to be christians get annoyed when actual christians care for people
>the 12 refugees the pope took in could be middle eastern christians for all the rorkes know
>>57970150
bit weird how people will sacrifice national sovereignty for just £100 a year
FACT: Only brunette brits are attractive
>>57970752
Was thinking 8.30 or 9 but was going to ask for feedback on that proposal.
>>57970754
not even slightly funny mate
got a pretty gr8 new lined up
no one make one before me plz
>>57970755
FTSEs on a bit of a rebound eh
>>57970544
nice shoes
>>57970802
Cold hard money vs. abstract concept most people don't really think/care about
>>57970844
thanks
>>57970754
>how to take a screenshot
nice comedic placement lad
7/10 for effort
*go out to for mate's bday drink at pub*
*beautiful people everywhere*
not a fan of this gimmick desu
>>57970844
6, 3, 2, 1, 4, 5
>What's this, advertising for a new newspaper claiming to be refreshing, unbiased, free from political agenda
>Open up newspaper
>Has pleb-tier stories that not even the Daily Sport would run
Should i change pounds into euros for my holiday now, or wait a while, and hope the exchange rate improves lads? (going in late june)
![1460797199671[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7ht1wwN.png "1460797199671[1].png")
i mean haha, getting poleaboo vibes from this one as well
>>57969852
What's wrong with the punch?
tights
>>57970803
Well done finding one. Are you certain it's a brit not irish?
>I like my sovereignty absolute and my nation irrelevant
>>57970825
probably best around 9 methinks
New fetish, lads
hey britcucks
>>57970895
get them out of a cash machine while there, don't use the post office
Cultural Appropriation
Thoughts?
isn't the fact you're alive and human consciousness quite mad lads
>>57970968
just another orwellian invention to attack white people with
>>57970948
what the fuck is this
>>57970948
>>57970986
I literally can't stop thinking about it sometimes
Scary shit
>>57971010
It's a man in a costume.
>>57970968
Anything we've achieved someone else benefits from needs to be pointed out.
Remember to do it.
pregnancy/lactation
>>57971010
>>>/jp/14976428
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q-nz5YaURTg
>>57970902
>clean, new carpet
>wood panel cupboards
>alcohol
>girl who is undeniably attractive fraternising with a lad who looks to have Asperger's and no fashion sense while sitting in a circle
I'd bet my left bollock this pic was taken during Fresher's week somewhere.
>>57970986
started to believe the universe might be a hologram
>>57970925
strawman
1984 is a thinly-disguised piece of anti-Catholic bigotry imo
saw an anorexic girl tonight lads
bloody spooky it was like i was in a cocentration camp of population 1
>>57971061
what went wrong with /jp/
>>57971061
This is why I keep my anime viewing habits a secret
>>57970966
really? charges my debit card for that
>>57970968
A way for inferior cultures to feel like their worthless culture is actually valuable
>>57970986
No.
>>57971033
>>57971061
the faces are terrifying
Multiculturalism has gone to far. You can no longer distinguish someone as from one country or another because everyone is so muddled
>>57971026
And the fact you will one day just die
absolute madness
>>57970968
arabs doing it -> multicultural society free of hate
whites doing it -> BLOODY RACIST
>>>/gif/8409640
ahahaha fucking hell lads
>>57971140
ah time for a federal europe then
>>57971140
What's so special about being able to distinguish an australian, canadian, englishman etc?
doesn't particularly bother me, that
Making a video game lads. Going to be the next Minecraft billionaire I reckon.
progress seems drastically slow today
barely done 350 words
>>57971151
goodness, that's a big willy
>Swansea Shitty
>post interesting, thoughtful new angles on classic gimmicks
no (You)s
>post stupid bullshit baiting about EU
instant (You)
gonna have to lower my post quality a bit i think
>>57971151
my cock in the video
want my own memorial bench and tree
>>57971151
Can't imagine having a willy that small. Breaks my immersion.
>>57970745
Americans.
That actual mouth breather.
>>57971213
severe lack of argument
Who /depressed/ here?
>>57971151
That's one mangey looking vagina. Disgusting
>>57971151
i literally cant even wank to this its far too funny
got my gf to wear a kigurumi for me lads
>>57971184
Defeats the point of even having different countries
>sunny as fuck
>starts absolutely tipping it down
>still sunny as fuck
hmm;
;
>>57971261
me, i walk around cemeteries most days reading headstones and searching out the graves of people who died violently
>>57971311
How do you know how they died?
>>57971298
How?
aston villa officially relegated
>>57971299
it's called - paradoxical reaction
>>57971347
ah, yes very impressive
>>57971339
ssshh...
:^)
>>57971339
he digs them up and checks if they have heads or not
Flood the subway with the Sarin gas now, Commander.
We can get rid of the ICF today once and for all.
Fucking hell sunderland and newcastle both won 3-0
this has got to be a sign lads
>>57971339
oh I'LL never tell ;)
and then i took
some cocaine
and then some speed
and then some acid
and then i drank
15 cans of stella ahaha
15 CANS OF STELLA
>Aston Villa
The worst team I've ever seen play in the Premier League, what a disgrace
>>57971261
Me desu
I'm only not depressed when I'm with a girl I like, quite pathetic desu. People seeing me with her makes me feel confident and good, I'm like a parasite lmao
>>57971411
Jesus, 15?
have a constant headache
>>57971339
because they were on the news
>>57971437
fair go, isnt this their first time being relegated?
>>57971213
>le spanish lefty gimmick
epic
