George Pickering edition
crayon pop
Travis scott
maisie.
What's it like to finger a girl's bumhole lads?
crayon pop
who the fuck is george pickering
>>57966828
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhhQrFfzFM4
>>57966879
better jawline etc
does anything improve if you lift
Lost my virginity listening to skepta
>>57966943
all over the house ?
UK self defence discussion:
What burglary precautions have you taken?
What do you plan to do in the event of a mugging?
>>57966940
dunno lol x
Lad who uploaded a picture of his TV
Are you going to answer my question or not
*leaves thread*
>>57966964
boarded up me windows
waheeeeeeeeeyy
>>57966958
Nah was the microphone champion album
Not sure what track was on when I sealed the act
beep beep, banging cha-OON coming through
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1h1z1RHSXNA
>>57966940
idk but I'd imagine only in the sense that you're exercising and losing weight (if you're doing it right) so you might lose a bit of fat around your face/chin(s)
>>57966979
what question?
Hey there,
Georgie boy
classic george
And fifteen minutes later we had our first taste of whisky
>>57967017
what do you work as you mug
>>57967024
oh dare
Going out with the lads tonight.
Already started drinking.
>>57967024
This lad is an even bigger virgin than I am haha
>>57967024
Nobody you meet could ever see the loneliness there
So I arrived in London about 3 hours ago, where the fuck are all the English people? This is just sad, I thought the memes were just memes.
>>57967014
I'm literally already a skeleton
it will get worse if anything
cunts.
>>57967050
cleaner at travel lodge
>>57966856
>>57966888
>>57966964
hmmm :|
These are very good. Going to get one later desu.
>>57967086
Stop being poor and stop living in a fucking shit area?
>>57967086
london is still 50% british though, hardly like you will go days without seeing any lol
>>57967024
Have they no self respect?
what language are they speaking
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KHxGB3Fni8
why george
why did you do it?
>>57967104
reminder that this knob is literally the face of right-wing politics in britain
>>57967163
cultural enrichment
>his facebook profile picture has fewer than 20 likes
who /hanging/ here?
>>57967096
dont see how it can change at all then, if your jaw line is visible because youre skeltal
not like lifting will change your bones kek
I'd ask /fit/ for a proper answer though, someone there will know
>>57967166
who is this you sperging twat
>he'd rather his tax money get given to pakis instead of fund the education of brits
>>57967064
I bet you are a bigger one lad
Body mass wise
>>57967204
>tfw 11 likes
>>57967024
>getting a like from his sister
oh dare
>>57967140
>€1.50
fuck off billionaire
>>57967211
how does our tax money get given to pakis
str or dex?
>>57967192
Donald trump is an ugly cunt
>>57967210
assuming someone got doxxed
>>57967123
kek
>>57967192
nothing wrong with that
>>57967206
/me/
Woke up at 2 and just continued drinking to solve the problem
>>57967204
>tfw 21 out of 27 from my gf's friends, because she's in the picture
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wxASFTAkRyA
>>57967224
haha a fat american joke, nice lad, jolly good work there
>>57967204
mine doesn't have any likes
is it supposed to?
>>57967211
non sequitur
a conclusion or statement that does not logically follow from the previous argument or statement
nice
raining very heavily
>>57967166
all your base are belong to us
>my profile pic has been up for years and has no likes
donald trump is the embodiment of the american dream
foots asleep
>>57967192
Fuck off back to rebbit.
you still here george?
>>57967309
has rained, hailed and is now v sunny here
v strange
haven't had a profile pic on facebook since I was 14
when I did people at school would come to me to tell me it was ugly
Hate it when this happens haha
cocks asleep
anyone wanna wake it up? x
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wsIbfYEizLk
literally joined facebook in november 2006
>3 likes
>one of them is my sister
>>57967331
fat and old?
>>57967331
He inherited a business already worth millions and made it worth more? hooray for social mobility there
put some strawberry jam (no bits) in my porridge, yum
might get dressed
>>57967411
>eating porridge at 3pm
Navy mate just sent me this picture captioned
>me and bez just rattled this 45 year old milf
>mfw JFs post on /brit/
Genuinely don't know if I am being unreasonable. I was at a birthday party today with three year old ds and he won musical bumps. He was swiftly handed a packet of haribo . I tried to encourage him to " save" them for later ie I would put them in by bag and through them away but he was so upset I let him have them.
I do not give my dc sweets ever with the exception of a small amount of chocolate at Easter from well meaning relatives. Most eggs get given away.
I really feel she should have checked first before handing them out.
>trumps uncle
alpha genes or what?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_G._Trump
>>57967383
your sister 'liked' what i did too pal
![[Disdain for the second amendment intensifies].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1BzeAqg.jpg "[Disdain for the second amendment intensifies].jpg")
>>57967359
>moms
>>57967445
haven't been up long tbf
>west brom
eugh
>made a new fb in november
>set profile picture before adding anyone so no likes
>haven't used it since before christmas
>birthday next week
scared desu
>>57967459
>wba
Average west midlands white lad
>>57967484
change date then back when your birthday ends
>>57967484
have you been wishing other people happy birthday on it
>people actually drink soft drinks
you can't fucking make this shit up
>>57967403
it's not like he was insanely rich before his father died or anything, must've been the small amount of money that he inherited that made him so wealthy.
>>57967525
what am i supposed to mix my alcohol with
>>57967484
deactivate that shit NOW
just found out my local paki shop sells 20 knock off fags for 3 quid a pop. taste fine too. based pakis. fuck you ridiculous tobacco taxes
>>57967510
I'll just avoid looking kek
>>57967511
no i literally havent been on it since last year
3 VERY nice orgasms today
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-36063300
>assassination when
>crusade when
>>57967557
>alcohol and soft drinks
are you literally trying to get cancer as fast as possible
>>57967564
You should have to pay for the years of lung cancer treatment you'll require
if you were a yank you'd be charged a million quid for that
>>57967375
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MxK_RvUTWTI
>>57967564
Fucking decent that lad
Love a bargain deal with a dodgy paki bloke tbqh
>>57967577
GIRL
>>57967557
look at this fucking poofter lads
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-35970272
Dear oh dear
This is going to sound terrible I know but for some reason I feel it.
Went on first date with a guy last week, paid £20 babysitter, and met him for drinks, we both bought a round.
He told me he had a lovely time and would I like to go out for dinner next week, I said yes.
Tonight, I paid babysitter another £20, and went out for meal, when bill came I got my purse out to pay (total £55) my half but then he put £30 down and I was surprised he didn't tell me to put my purse away. Even though I would have said no and paid half I still feel like he should have paid the full.
I know they are my kids and my responsibility but I still wonder whether I want to date someone again who is so tight.
AIB completely U? (and date I say, sexist?) Or would others feel similar?
who's George Pickering lads
>tfw cut out all dogshit from my diet
>random pains and aches stopped
the healthy eating thing wasn't a meme
>>57967627
fun fact: tobacco taxes bring in far, FAR more than smoking costs the NHS. smokers pay a disproportionate amount of tax.
Found this on my local villages facebook page
Gf is really paranoid haha
>add an adapter onto my amazon shopping over a month ago
>arrives today
>they've sent the wrong fucking one
>saying I need to pay postage and packing to get the correct one (more than I paid in the first place)
twats
>>57967669
My mum's husband
just had a 30 minute invasion on dark souls
Raise the sugar tax
>Wake up
>Someone's dead from a kneecapping gone wrong
Fuck sake. I wish the ra would clean up their act and do this shit professionally. I don't like people dying.
>>57967703
>littering
Literally don't care much but this is a confirmed sign that you're a lower class chav scum
>>57967731
should i go dex or str?
>>57967703
what a tozer!
>>57967732
alri jamie
>hello, I am President Fart
>>57967557
If it's bathtub alcohol, bitters.
>>57967669
>Lou
>Wife
alri im getting a bit confused here
>>57967671
This is a weird fetish you have
>>57967703
>nadin-tozer
what a british sounding name
can someone (SL:25 +/- 5) put down a summon sign at the first bonfire for road of sacrifice please
can't do it on my own :(
Why is the Pope such a Cuck?
>>57967591
hue
>>57967755
Have never littered in my life
Morally can't do it desu
>>57967757
not a clue, I've just been leveling faith.
DOCTOR WHO PORN PARODY
CRINGEY AS FUCK
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460816605136.webm
>>57968093
The crow things are weak to fire, make a fire halberd or something.
>>57967675
Alium
>>57968097
Bet these alt right and /pol/ fake christians would say the same thing about jesus
Ds3 was the easiest one by far. Just walked through it
In order for you to become a true individual, you must live life on your own terms. Your time must be completely your own. Conformity of all kinds should be rejected - that includes 'group think', 'team building', 'selling yourself' or any talk of this nature. Society can only be transformed by powerful individuals with ideas that can change the world. This requires individuals to go into solitude. To be outsiders. A time may come when a group of you get together to express these ideals, but it is not going to happen en masse. Thus, the tried and tested way of self-cultivation remains the best way forward. You cannot be in the Tao while part of the crowd.
>>57968113
>tfw i throw an entire bag of KFC rubbish out the car window
>empty the ashtray out of the window so there's like 30 fag butts in the road
Seriously have not felt this depressed in like a year. I just feel completely empty
>>57967703
reply with:
>pot
FOY
>>57968092
Could be some Norman thing. There are a lot of odd double barrelled names from France.
https://youtu.be/c2EJMd7ZN7w
Need a Grimes gf
>>57968182
You walked through a car?
>>57968209
local bobby read this post over my shoulder as I was walking down the street and he's on the way to your gaff now
Who else still in bed
>tfw i throw a bag of sick out of my car
>>57967703
Castle Bromwich, West Midlands, United Kingdom
>>57968209
I bet you're the desk twat
>>57968269
how dear you
>>57968239
Me except take the s off the end
https://youtu.be/az9v0k3mMdU
Grimefu lads
anyone who smokes or litters is automatically a shit person that shouldn't really be in a 1st world country
dont reply to him
>>57968092
Tozer is a very English second name. Don't know about Nadin though.
Don't reply to him either
unsure of what to wank too
CAN'T BASH THE RASH
*nonchalantly throws a bag of (You)'s into the thread*
how newsworthy
Lads are the conservatives 'socially conservative'?
Is 'socially conservative' a thing?
>>57968397
Just checked, yes, Nadin comes from the Naden valley in Rochdale. Its even has its own society.
http://www.naden-nadinsociety.co.uk/page3.html
>>57968506
>since 1650
What use were king size skins in the 17th century?
>>57968506
it's fine. i like mine coned personally but it's 100 times better than that fucking mong the other day
>>57968506
All round very decent
If I HAD to make a critiscm, the roach is slightly long for me
>>57968511
that's called traditionalist
>>57968511
More socially conservative than labour
however david cameron isn't very socially conservative for a conservative due to things like legalising marriage
Wanking to some old family photos
>>57968548
possibly the most autistic post in a long time
>Walk out of hotel
>See this girl standing outside, waiting for a taxi
What do you say to her?
>>57968601
How so?
I thought tobacco was consumed in pipes back then, cigarettes only became popular towards the 20th century.
>>57968506
Alright calm down Undercover Brother.
>>57968506
looks piff mate
not smoked since the start of January, really fancy a cone tbqh
>>57968626
whats wrong with your feet
>>57968580
I can use the term 'socially conservative' though right?
it isn't a yank thing like modern liberal?
>>57968626
nothing
>>57968626
Look at the floor and walk past quickly and hope she doesn't acknowledge my existence, then go home and cringe at myself.
>>57968626
I would genuinely spill my spaghetti all over the place, but I would force myself to talk to her. ASR is probably the most perfect woman on the planet.
>>57968632
no. the idea of putting tobbaco into paper and smoking it is very very old
>tfw severe case of yellow fever
White women honest to god disgust me at this point.
Really need a yellow gf.
>>57968662
Yeah I've definitely heard it from non yanks beforee
>>57968662
>I can use the term 'socially conservative' though right?
yes. Things like opposing gay rights, abortions, and supporting drug prohibition etc are all socially conservative viewpoints
Imagine being so autistic about the exact shape of how you consume your drugs
>nah I only drink alcohol from pint glasses
Literally doesn't matter
>>57968718
alcohol is a drink not a drug
>>57968675
Very good lad
Josie is risking some breakfast
>>57968626
nothing because i don't know her
if liberal is a yank think why do we have the liberal democrats?
politics is confusing lads
>driving home
>couple at the bus stop
>qt looks me straight in the eyes and sends what I believe to be a telepathic message:
"Hate waiting in the cold with this prat, wish I had a man with a car. Save me please."
What do?
>>57968745
how you feeling?
i got 2 hours sleep and feel not too bad now
the so-called "conservative party"
>>57968754
liberal means let people do what they want.
yank liberalism is more akin to socialism, which is a dirty word these days because of all the murder and killing.
>>57968745
>Josie
literally who?
>>57968754
politics is insanely confusing
I try to talk with my mate who knows a shit ton about politics and he's correcting me and cringing literally every second
>>57968718
Refuse to drink tinnies tbqh
If I get beer from the shop it has to be bottles
is there anything worse than people who are half black and half white? half the time they just look like an ugly nigger but a bit lighter
>>57968764
elliot rodger tier post
>>57968754
>if liberal is a yank think why do we have the liberal democrats?
because Liberal isn't a yank thing, using 'liberal' to mean 'left-wing' is a yank thing.
>>57968764
Pull up to them, your scorpian jacket glinting in the sun as you lower your window, and say " I drive"
When is austerity going to start lads
>>57968764
autism: the post
Just got back from a party my dudes
gross
>>57968776
Stomach has been churning all day
Feel fine for half an hour then desperately ill for the next and in agony every time i swallow
Mum asked if i was alright last night when she heard me vomming but nobody has mentioned it today so ive had to pretend not to be dying all day
>>57968866
josefina :333333333333333
>>57967275
Yes it's meant to have likes
>tfw I have no likes either
>>57968799
What sort of things do you mean by let people do what they want? what do the lib dems want to let me do?
Ran her a bath to wash my spunk out of her. Spending the rest of the day filling her back up and eating snacks.
Expecting hangover to hit at some point but looking good so far.
i decree today that life is simply taking and not giving
england is mine, it owes me a living
>>57968876
that is the worst
hate hangovers that last all day and make you feel really sick every so often
and ye you posted something about your mum asking you if you were ok ithink
>>57968866
me on the right
/brit/ is NOT your PERSONAL BLOG
reeeeee
unironically having a hotpocker
bit worried for janny if he eats 8 of these a day, theyre pretty unhealthy, along with getting so stressed, his a ticking timebomb :/
>>57968899
Take drugs and stuff. They're not proper liberals desu, because they merged with the SDP, so they also want to take your money and spend it how they think best.
My mate is going to japan in a month and he said he would get me a waifu statue
>>57968899
>What sort of things do you mean by let people do what they want?
Pro-gay rights, pro-choice, pro-drug legalisation, anti-surveillance, for free speech, traditionally liberals are pro-gun rights but not any more in this country
>>57968906
Good work emptying that ash tray senpai
josefina is literal perfection
rock ya body mic check 1 2
>>57968626
This from her instagram senpai?
>>57968949
try and stop me faggit
>>57968955
aren't they expensive? also why not go with him
>>57969008
swear to god if i ever catch your sorry excuse of a person on the street, i would give you such a hiding.
is there anything more cringe than people in their 30s who still go to clubs and hang around with young people?
has Japlad been on today?
The so-called "liberal" "democrats" or as I like to call them "laesh"
>london
tragic
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WcxFy30EPWM
>>57969027
Ill pay him i guess and im not going cos i dont really want to go with him desu
So are the lib dems "neoliberals" or am i using that word wrong?
>>57969062
delete this
am I literally the only person that has NEVER been to a club or nothing? It sounds fucking awful so I don't think I'll ever go voluntarily
>>57969114
yes and no. depending on how you use neoliberalism
>>57969141
It is awful
A britlad is in Japan atm. Trip of a lifetime and he's acting all autistic by not talking to anyone and hiding away in his hotel room.
His posts are hilarious.
>there are """people"""" thinking Meat is Murder isn't the best album
UNRULY BOYS WHO WILL NOT GROW UP MUST BE TAKEN AT HAND
>>57969141
Ur not missing out on anything mate
>>57969141
basically yes you are
>>57969141
if you're not into it then you'll have a shit time, just like pretty much everything else in life.
>>57969138
shouldn't you be starting a family grandpa
>>57969163
Why the fuck would you talk to anyone on a trip unless you're a fucking turbonormie
Europe has been getting invaded by savage Arabs and Africans for over a year now with no end in sight. Wew.
>>57969114
We're all neoliberals to an extent in that all of the mainstream political parties believe in trade and globalisation.
>>57969163
haven't found him funny at all
>>57969114
>So are the lib dems "neoliberals"
No, they're Liberal Democrats
Jesus Christ
>>tfw severe case of yellow fever
>'Ere well, white women honest to the Lord revulse me at this point.
>In sincere need of an oriental gf.
>>57969141
it's fun
>>57969141
Nah fucking shit lad, such a money waster. Used to go every week when I was 18 to 20. Stopped now, only go maybe once a month or if a band is playing who i like
>>57969208
WE WUZ KINGZ N SHEEEIT
>>57969203
>not being a turbonormie
can you actually fuck off your little autistic twat?
bog off to /britfeel/
>>57969192
I'd rather waste away the best years of my life arguing with manchildren on a Malaysian image board.
NEED a Russian gf
