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Pete edition
>>57968258
"Kill me, Pete"
1st for
>tfw no Jewish BF to fuck you roughly all sabbath long and call you a good goy afterward
The collapse of Yugoslavia was a mistake...
>>57968829
radical
A few yesrs ago I thought all 4chan users were from north america. How popular are forgieners outside of /int/?
>>57968856
why do you follow me every time I post HoI3 screenshot
like where do you come from
>>57968858
There are most likely a lot of foreign posters on other boards. You just can't tell because lack of flag :O
anybody else have a middle name?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF5y48ix1Co
Hey there big guys
http://talkobamato.me/synth/output/ab53151182564c311e7d6d35ec6738b1/obama.mp4
Why is /cum/ kill
>>57971181
it is a mystery
>>57971181
It's a beautiful sunny Saturday. Why are you inside browsing 4chan?
>>57971690
light snow here desu
>>57971690
I'm waiting for my weekly game of ArmA to start up in an hour, just went out to grab some Timmies. And besides what the fuck am I supposed to do outside? What are you doing?
>tfw New England will never be independent
>>57971690
Just got up, waiting for some anime episodes to come out. Probably going to go for a run, and I'm going out drinking with some friends later tonight.
So in the meantime I'm stuck here.
>>57972166
Don't pretend to be me you fucking northern scum
>>57972347
I-I'm not trying to
Who's /ontario/ here?
>it's finally the weekend
>>57972612
Get regional flags, there are at least four Ontario posters (two from Toronto I think)
>>57972627
and you're still a looser.
>>57972689
I have it enabled but it's not working for some reason
halfway through first season of spongebob dudes
>>57972735
First 3-5 seasons are actually still pretty funny
>>57968258
Kill me, Pete.
>>57972799
Well duh
General consensus is that everything goes to shit post movie
>>57972840
I think a lot of animated TV shows are that way
>women
>>57972972
woman can't into firearm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTQbiNvZqaY
>its tornado season
God bless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GvfnRd2oo0
oh lordy that cup of coffee is fucking my shit up
>>57973675
>have to take a giant shit
>arma game starting in 10 minutes
>not sure if I have enough time to shit
Feel the Bern
>>57973742
simulate the army and just get a shit bucket :^)
>>57973850
Experience the heat.
>9 years ago today Virginia Tech was in chaos
Feels like it just happened yesterday.
Can't even imagine going through that desu
Why are most houses in Charleston designed like this? It seems a bit odd to me for there to be three porches on the side of a house... I've never seen this architecture style in any other city.
>>57974062
His family is probably still shut away in their house. Shamefur dispray.
I remember being on 4chan when that happened desu.
>>57974062
It could happen anywhere at anytime senpaitachi. I think my school teaches us now if we have a shooter then we can try to subdue them if the class is big. It's dangerous, but better than laying down and being shot.
>>57974282
Pssh let Chad play hero. Fine with me.
>>57974154
I'm not too sure, I guess whoever built there had a liking to that style and people followed or something. I think it's kinda nice.
>>57974062
>this was 9 years ago
Holy fuck where has the time gone
>Sandy Hook was 4( four) years ago
God damn...
>>57974436
Did Sandy Hook even happen? They still have yet to release any kind of video evidence of the shooting.
>>57974370
Looked it up, apparently people started building houses like that in the 1700s and they continued on doing it for some reason. I think it has to do with spacial constraints. I agree it is nice
>>57968258
Kill me, Pete
Why is Japanese the only east Asian language that doesn't sound like garbled ass?
>>57974479
I heard there's an elephant grave at this mall near Detroit. Kind of tempted to go try digging it up so I can have the skull.
>>57974701
Japanese only sounds good when cute girls are speaking it.
>be american
>have to pander to evangelicals or blacks to have any chance of winning an election
So sad!
>>57974701
I never understood how a country so close to China and Korea can have such a different language. Korea too. why the fuck don't they speak Chinese? It's so weird to me
I mean. Europe is the same ish but their languages do have some similarities in instances like Portugal/Spain/France
>>57974777
Are you that same guy that posted cp in that other /cum/ thread?
If so, please go away.
>>57974818
the last time a republican won was in 2004 and GWB did very well with Hispanics. He didn't win them, but he did well enough. The past two candidates have done ass with spics and of course blacks are always 90% democrat no matter who the candidate is. Women also vote democrat largely
>>57974928
I neither look at nor posses cp.
>>57974851
Well Japan is isolated on an island
>>57974818
Why are you here
>>57975023
There was another guy from Taiwan that posted cp in a /cum/ thread, I was just wondering.
>>57974973
The whole "We need the black/hispanic etc vote" tokenism seems more dividing and racist if anything
It's strange that people (mostly leftists) don't see this
Hi guys
>>57975178
It's all just pandering, they know what they need to do to win. I think there is probably at least some genuine care in certain candidates, but in a case like Mrs. Clinton I would say it's pandering solely to get votes.
>>57975178
that's what I always thought desu
>>57975283
HMM YOU DON'T SAY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkNL_cfVyWU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxfMUEf9otQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppgk9Mj1n88
Why does Canada exist?
>>57975434
Why does Greece not pay it's debts?
>>57975434
don't bully
>>57975381
>this could be the next president
>Amerimemes
>>57975434
Because Iceland hasn't annexed it yet
>>57975434
Ask Britain.
At a roller skate rink lads
My dream is to become a citizen of the United States of America!
>>57975859
My dream is to make my parents proud but that will never happen
You gotta be realistic m8
>>57975990
Why not pal
>>57975859
Come anytime lad.
>>57975859
Quick question
Are Greek girls cute?
I need a job
>>57976287
some of them
i think in general greece is not famous for its cute girls though
I've got a gf lads. Keep trying
>>57976793
I'll give it a month.
>>57976838
Anything can happen senpai. Maybe if I'm lucky I wont be a virgin anymore
>>57977052
I wish the best for you, grasshopper.
>tfw can't do a single pull up
I'm not even fat ;_;
>>57976793
>Keep trying
'no'
>>57977150
start lifting few weights and ask someone to help you with the pull ups and keep trying
>>57977258
>keep trying
"No"
>>57977285
Then you're never going to get stronger, you nerds can't just expect results to magically appear if you're not gonna do the work.
>>57968258
Kill me, Pete.
>Be girl
>Have a vagina
>Can literally just spend the whole day masturbating
>Instead they go on the internet and complain about sexism
Why are women retarded
my flags are the best
>>57976183
They have told me repeatedly that they are, but I convince myself that they aren't so I can keep pushing myself to be better.
>>57977150
>>57977285
Scooby literally has a video on it, watch this m8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRznU6pzez0
He has great advice
>>57977537
Does it feel good for them to amstirbate tjough?
>>57977968
Kill me.
Masturbate* though**
Goddamn Rocket League is fun
gud morning /cum/-chan
>>57978391
Morning
PLEASE GIVE ME A GREEN CARD ALREADY
>>57978391
Morning cuteposter.
>>57978878
>tfw dual-citizenship
>>57978878
Just come to BC if you wanna live somewhere nice pham.
Or really anywhere in Canada other than Manitoba or Saskatchewan.
I'm hungry, but I don't know what to get to eat.
>>57979038
how the earthquakes LOL
>>57979038
>>57979106
Where is the real maple syrup tho
>go to conference at uni this morning to find out more about internships and undergrad research
>don't get into those workshops, end up in international studies workshop
>fuck that
>left early
>on the way home on bus
It's sunny out so I might just hit the beach. How's your day going, /cum/?
>>57979008
I would gladly give up my UK citizenship for American citizenship desu
>>57979028
BC is expensive tho
>be in uni
>going to room with 4 really good friends
>suddenly a 5, not-so-good friend comes crying to us
>none of his group wants to live with him, no other friends
>tries to kick one of my friends out and take his spot
>fuck it, ill just live with him, he's fine
>for whatever reason he still hangs out with the group that did not want to see him 80% of the time
>Hang out with his group one night, he's not there
>tell me he's an ass-hat that none of them can stand being around
>oh no
>the more I hang out with him the more I hate him
>It's getting unbearable
>my other friends hate his guts as well
>too late to change roommates
>comes to me asking me if its cool if we can split up so that he can get a room closer to his "friends" that secretly hate him, and I could live with randoms
>no that's not fucking ok.
>only two of us in our group so were stuck with awful dorm-style housing again
>if I stuck with the original 3 I would get my own apartment
>they say I can sleep on their couch if I want
wew lads, never try to be the appeaser you just get dicked in the ass
>>57979275
why'd you have to post that pic
>>57979202
Gas is kinda expensive compared to the rest of Canada, but outside Vancouver everything else is alright.
>>57979339
How is Kelowna or Victoria?
Vancouver appealed to me but it is so stupid expensive that I will never be able to.
>>57979275
Tell the asshat why he's an asshat.
d&d tonight
Are we a cuck country?
>>57979178
Bout to hit up a state park
>>57979390
I've never lived in either, but from visiting they're really nice comfy places.
AFAIK Victoria has problems that come with being on an island but everyone I know that's lived on the Island fucking loves it for some reason.
Kelowna doesn't seem to suffer as much from the Indian/Chinese problems that cities closer to Vancouver have.
>>57979507
nice. Is it a nice group?
i tried playing a couple of times with two different groups but both times the gm sucked really bad
>>57979535
I'd say you can't generalize it, as this varies from state to state. That said, I think the only state that's on the german level might be maybe California, but I don't really know.
>>57979678
My normal group is great. But tonight my roommates friends that I've met once are coming over.
>>57979744
What do you mean by German level?
>>57980040
Level of ultra liberal faggotry.
>>57979411
This, call that nigga out
>>57980040
On the german level of being "cucked".
>>57980168
Yeah you're right California is known for being liberal.
>>57979275
/cum/, do you ever get the fear that you might just be THAT guy to everyone else?
>>57980040
8 0 0 0 0 0
>>57980612
I wish
>>57979390
Victoria is pretty decent desu. Isn't nearly as lively as a big city but still has pretty much all of the conveniences. Also isn't quite as asianified as hongcouver and is quite picturesque
>>57979275
That's why when I'm feeling nice I remind myself that most people that are friendless are alone for a reason
some people just suck and you can't give pity friendships else it'll bite you in the ass
Are there any places in USA that look like this?
>>57981109
>Apartman
What does it mean?
>>57981151
a man apart cannot go on
>>57981109
Not really, some small hole in the wall places but not entire towns probably.
My town has been inhabited by different settlers throughout its history so its a mix of Mexican adobe looking houses, Victorian houses and 50s style ranch houses.
>>57981151
Flat/Apartment
>>57981345
That sounds nice Where are you from?
>>57968258
Kill me, Pete. Please
>>57981407
near by Hemet, CA
Its pretty shit but its kinda neat seeing different styles of houses from different periods next to each other
Are you the stalker?
>>57982073
I AM a stalker
>>57982073
Yes that would be me
>>57982073
дa
>>57982073
yes hello
>>57982073
shit, how'd you find me?
>>57982786
>>57982681
>>57982610
>>57982569
>>57982299
>>57982220
>>57982190
don't ever reply to me again without my permission
What should I have for breakfast?
>>57982885
You can't stop me
>>57982922
that's what I got myself when I've been to the US.
>>57983187
>syrup not on meat
>>57983222
>putting syrup on the meat
wew, do you really eat it like this?
>>57983342
I'm Canadian, I put syrup on everything breakfast related.
I'm not American though, so I don't drown the food in it.
>>57983342
Are you kidding me?
Syrup and meat is delicious
>>57983222
>syrup on meat
Dank undercut
>>57983342
why don't you expect the syrup and the meat combined anyway if they're in the same dish?
>>57983396
I haven't tried it, so I don't know, but it doesn't sound like it would fit well.
>>57983375
I guess it's like me putting feta on almost everything.
>>57983548
I always drowned the pancake in the syrup, everything else seemed wrong to me.
>>57983606
The combination doesn't work so well on bacon, but it's fantastic on breakfast sausages and ham.
>>57980479
Worry about it? Nigga I obsess over it.
>>57983695
Well I always picked beacon so I probably didn't miss that much.
>>57983818
Then you probably are that guy
Thinking about joining the National Guards desu
>>57968505
I'm right around half and half for jew and italian ancestors. I'm not practicing, but my mom's a jew, so by the laws of the jewish people I suppose that I would be considered one. Nothing's stopping me from throwing on a yarmulke if that's what you're after. Are you a qt? Are you biologically female?
>>57984094
Its a guy
>>57968258
"Kill me, Pete"
is there anyone good at art here?
how do I into pixel art? I want to edit this sprite to be shown from the side and back but every time I try it comes out awful. There's probably something wrong in my general theory of doing it, which is just improvising in gimp.
any tips?
can't be around people that are negative about everything
killin my good vibes
>>57984454
>"I... go for a walk; I'm triggered."
She had to think about what information to leave out there.
>>57984151
I kinda knew it already, I don't even know why I even ask anymore.
>>57984669
Hey man it was worth a shot you never know
Have a qt to cheer you up
Oh fuck
>>57984757
Its a plague brought on by how annoying NE posters are here
https://youtu.be/DGiRRTi_hJk
>>57984757
I love when this happens, the noise they make is so comfy for some reason
>>57984757
I saw a cicada for the first time last summer, I had no idea how fucking big they are. I'd be investing in a flamethrower or something
>>57984901
Those fucking shits are annoying as hell, every goddam year with the stupid noise
>>57984901
the only thing they're good for is telling me when it's too fucking hot to go outside
>>57984757
Why is the northeast bitching about cicadas? Missouri here, they're here every year.
post music
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KJIrKH3WlUs
cum lol
>>57984746
thanks anon, have a picture of the pop-rapper Pitbull.
>>57985202
Because they are girlie men that are the descendents of cowards that weren't rugged enough to go out west
hi guys
>>57985294
MR WURLWI
DALE
>>57978878
You live in Canada. Where do you want to go?
>>57985434
hola como estas fellow chicano
why are cats so fucking stupid lol
sitting next to an ipad wont bring your dead friend back you
>>57979507
make cosmic brownie milkshakes
>>57985535
poor thing
>>57985535
lmao that cat is a fucking retart
@57985535
neither will visiting a grave, but we still do it
>>57985535
haha dumb cat
>>57985266
Was my favorite song back in school.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkDiotho32s
>>57985596
>but we still do it
speak for yourself, pleb
>>57985535
lol what a fucktard
[spoiler];_;[/spoiler]
>>57985727
You go straight for the bones, dontcha?
>>57979275
Moving out to an apartment was the best decision of my life this year
>>57985596
Nah, ganges too cold
>the wasps are starting to come back
>>57979275
>mfw americhildren are L I T E R A L L Y forced to share bedrooms with other people when in university
>mfw ameritards pay tens of thousands of dollars for this
holy fucking shit
>>57985941
:^)
>>57985267
underrated post
>>57986002
Oh I know it's the worst
>>57986033
you ran a connection out to your cuckshed?
>>57980479
No
I'm not delusional
I assume everyone isn't my friend
Even the people who consider me friends
>>57968258
Kill me, Pete.
>>57986154
>an actualy fucking AMERIFAT trying to insult others by using the word "cuck"
>despite the fact that the USA is L I T E R A L L Y the world capital of interracial cuckold porn
>>57986002
Ask them wasp
>>57986002
>lol, anon, aren't you excited for spring and summer to be back? whoohoo x)
NO
I AM NOT EXCITED FOR SAUNA-TIER HEAT AT HEATSTROKE LEVELS, BUGS INFESTING MY APARTMENT NO MATTER HOW SANITIZED IT IS, WASPS AND BEE NIGGERS GETTING ON MY ASS, MORE PEOPLE IN THE GOD DAMN STREETS, AND CANCER BURNS FROM THAT FAGET SUN
Nuclear winter when?
>>57985535
lol
about to go to Subwayâ„¢ to Eat Freshâ„¢
>>57986293
Don't utter those cursed words. We're just simple shitposters trying to get by with our lives.
>>57985202
two types of cicada, one that emerges annually and one that emerges every 17 years. Basically every 17 years all the cicadas of that species will emerge at one and mate before dying
>>57986243
try as hard as you want, you'll never be australian
>>57986257
This desu
I want a big volcano to erupt and plunge us into an ashy winter
r u cute ?
is weed legal in canada yet
>>57986429
Cuteness just gets annoying sometimes.
Bit obnoxious really, especially when you try too hard.
>>57986429
Nope
That's why I'll never get a bf
>>57986501
are these two questions codependent?
>>57986429
I've been told I'm cute lots of times, strangers will tell me I'm cute too
Its pretty great actually
>>57986501
what's he waiting for
isn't that why he won
Internet will never be 2004 Internet again
>>57986544
Just think for a second.
Look at all the meme material that came from a loser meme man such as Trudeau.
Can we even imagine the levels of memery when a winner and a memer gets into the Oval Office?
Are we ready for such a higher being to lead us?
>>57986619
He's never going to do it
>>57986646
thank god
>>57986659
looks like 9/11 from the thumbnail
Sick ass bird watching today.
>>57986766
Even now it warps your perception of reality and it hasn't happened, yet.
>>57986646
india eh
do you know of this man
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=geLtFCxDs40
>put my hand down gfs pants
>"um anon you almost went in the wrong hole"
>"oh shit sorry"
>"youre fine, I actually kind of liked it"
what the fuck does this mean
>>57986603
Same
>>57986619
Maybe other parliamentarians are not as much lmao
>>57986831
>what the fuck does this mean
that you should fuck off you fucking cancerous normie
>>57986831
it means stop lying on the internet
>>57986834
are you Indian or North American in India?
>>57986868
>>57986896
ebin respondses friends
Fuck, I'm banned on /d2g/ again.
>>57986814
Some one posted a link somewhere
>want to get a massage
>remember I have a hairy back
>don't want to get a massage now
>>57986946
Yes. I shall now sleep now
>>57986831
Anal
>>57987070
>Yes
does that mean Indian or not?
>gonna be in the fucking 80s next couple days
>70s the rest of the week
fuck this shit
Who here /hackru/
>>57986967
naice
>>57987023
Just shave it. I shave my whole body
>>57987186
You post anime so probably not
>>57987215
>supposed to be 25C on monday
>it's only April
>farmers already panicking about drought
>government already has a fire ban for forest fires
Normally there's still snow at this time of year
Just did 70 push ups and am drinking raw eggs like Rocky.
>Saturday
>I could go out
>maybe hang out with some friends
>meet some people, maybe even a girl
>perhaps have a couple drinks
>my whole life is ahead of me
>my young is right now
>better spend it wisely
>...
>open computer
>4chan.org/int/
>>57987496
You're a hamster?
>>57987496
VERDAMMT HAMMERS
Your waifu is a little slut
>>57987962
she is pure
>>57988008
Ask he how she spent her friday night
>>57987504
fuck farmers
>hurr durr i vote for da jesus and da donald drumpf hurr durr make ameriguh gread aggen!! build wall!11! even dough i wouldnt be able to have a farm without mexican workers xDD
>>57988127
You should leave
>>57988127
>>hurr durr i vote for da jesus and da donald drumpf
The fuck is wrong with you, you're both Canadian why are you complaining about donald trump when you have a substitute drama teacher as your PM?
Anyone else have an irrational fear of eating raw food? For example, when I cook chicken I have to shred it so I know for a fact every single piece is cooked. I can't eat eggs tbhonest because no matter how much I cook them I always find pieces that look wet.
>>57988313
me with the gun
its actually a water gun
@57988127
Dont bite the hand that feeds you
WHEN THE NIGHT
has come
>>57988127
how about you fuck right off
And the land is Dark
>go through subway drive thru
>ask for mayo
>find out they put mustard instead
last time I do that
AND THE MOON IS THE ONLY LIGHT WE'LL SEE
>>57981151
Canadians are cute
>>57988964
NO I WONT
BE AFRAID
>>57987614
>22
>should be going out and having fun
>stay here for the next 60 years
I come back from a nap to see 195 replies on the thread.
wew lad
who /getting shittered tonight/ here?
>>57989285
no, i'm going to a scary area to buy drugs
i am legitimately and unironically scared for my life
>>57989462
wew lad, you don't have a trustworthy number you can call? I used to have go to these cracked out apartments on the shitty side of town to buy weed cause the guy was a bro that gave me good deals, I remember one time as I was walking in there were paramedics hauling out an OD'd heroin junkie. but I've never, you know...roamed the streets of the ghetto in search of dope or anything.
>>57989462
You'll be remembered
>>57989462
RIP
>>57989603
no, the people i hang out with are the type that would never really smoke weed, so i don't have much of a way to get a hold of any
this is the only guy i know, and his stuff is decent at best, i just have no way of getting to know anyone else
>>57989621
>>57989659
;_;
>my face when a girl from my class invited me to her party and the that i think likes me added me on facebook
I'm so comfy right now laying in bed but I have to go to work in an hour ;_;
>>57989462
It's all right we have like three other Manitobans
>>57990418
I'm one of the originals tho
im high and watching resident evil for the first time
what is there to expect
>>57990486
worst comes to worst an anon from ontario could also work as a replacement
>>57990502
a bad movie
>>57990486
Out with the old, in with the new desu
Hello I am from Manitoba
does this gif piss anyone else off? Something about it really grinds my gears. It's like Reddit: the gif
Holy fuck I hate it so much
>>57990718
This is what redditors envision themselves as
All they want to be are liberal/leftists in the 30-60s time period (not hippies though)
My typing has been getting really sloppy. I still type fast but I am not accurately type out the words I mean to say.
Not sure if it's my keyboard that is probably almost 10 years old now or if it's me just getting sloppy.
>>57990718
You must be on the spectrum
>>57990718
>does this gif piss anyone else off?
No
>>57990718
no for me it's that citizen Kane clapping gif
>>57990922
there there anon. The flesh is only temporary anyways. Soon we will all be freed from this mortal coil
>>57990718
what pisses me off is when they put those laughing drinking guys in suits gif/jpg
