Burger edition
first for white boys belong to jew cock
>not anime edition
>not even an interesting edition
Yep not posting in this one
>>57991185
Me on the left
>>57991407
Good riddance t.bh
>>57991292
fuck off kike
did you guys do your tanaka face massage and get your facials today?
>>57991523
i want a hitomi tanaka face massage
by which I mean i want her to smother me with her huge tits
>>57991511
bad goy I'm calling the ADL
>>57991407
good, piss off
>>57991185
Something looks really off with the women in every one of these images.
>>57991559
The size discrepancy between her tits always distracts me because I'm autistic
http://strawpoll.me/7392529/
I'm going to cum where you poop
>>57991671
trannies blown the fuck out
>>57991671
Where's "I'm oddly attracted to them but think they should be genocided?"
>>57991671
They are literally people with mental disorders, just like gay people.
They were labeled as such for hundreds of years until there was a petition made to remove it from being considered a mental disorder.
There was never any scientific breakthrough or greater understanding, people just didn't want to hurt their feelings. There is a reason why MOST of them commit suicide, and it's because it's a mental illness and nothing else.
>>57991721
goin' to the gym, later nerd
no one takes me seriously
>>57991921
I do
>cum
banter
>>57991667
or you've never seen real ones
>>57991962
Not related at all but I wish the words "munter" and "slag" were used here
They just sound right but I don't want to be that autistic tryhard that uses brit slang for no reason :(
>>57992040
Your moms tits are pretty symmetrical
>>57992057
fuck off you absolute bender
>>57992057
tosser
Tits aren't supposed to be symmetrical, the one closer to the heart is always the smaller one.
Stupid ultra-virgins
>>57992057
Piss off you fucking bellend
>finish workout
>hop in the shower, turn knob specifically to cold
>water temp still gets hot and never gets under 83*
>limey slang
get out
>>57992057
tosspot
>>57992178
Nobody said they were, I said the size discrepancy between her tits put me off. Some pairs are more symmetrical than others. L2 reading comprehension, retart
>>57991292
Funnily enough short Jewish guys love my dick
For some reason I'm a magnet to them
really got to take a shit but i have to go upstairs
>>57992434
Why?
>>57992357
>getting this mad that you got school on female anatomy
lol rekt son
>>57992434
use your shit bucket
>>57992468
>white knighting some japs mutant titties
>>57992537
>knowing about the female anatomy is white knighting
Didn't know this level of virgin existed
Will Mexico be allowed in /cum/ once the wall goes up?
>>57992364
They must be secular Jews or something
>>57992591
I'm sure Hitomi Tanaka is very thankful that you defended her honor, buddy
WEEBS DIE
GOD LAUGHS
>>57992645
I don't know
One of them had a star of David necklace that he wore
All of them have been ripe cuties
A little too crazy for me though
>>57992637
yes, internetz has no walls :^)
>tfw skelly
>just want to gain like 15 lbs and tone up a bit so I look normal
>eat as much as I possibly can
>workout 5 times a week
>still a skelly
Fucking ree
>>57992637
We'll create /mc/
>>57992685
I don't even know who that is you ultra virg
I wanna go on a crime spree and live out my days in mexico smoking cigars
>>57992792
there is nothing wrong with being a skelly
>>57992057
neff yourself mong
>>57992792
You're overestimating how much you eat. I was there.
>>57992452
it is the most comfortable bathroom for shitting
>>57992815
Girls aren't attracted to skeletons.
>>57992853
[CITATION NEEDED]
lmao a fat guy is more likely to get a qt than a skelly
>>57992853
most skellies are sissy fags so it doesn't matter
>>57992853
Bet you there is a skeleton all up in your crush right now
>>57992925
are not
>>57992909
t. fatty
>>57992909
depends how and what kind of fat? Builtfat? definitely. Just a soft tub of lard? Nah.
>>57992951
t. meximanlet
>>57992792
there are so many skellies in /cum/
eat nuts, meat, and drink tons of whole milk
>>57992991
t. amerignome
>>57992853
I am though :3
>>57992806
>>57993015
BUILD
>>57993063
CALIFORNIA
A
L
I
>>57993072
I genuinely don't even notice a size difference. If there is one it's hidden by the fact that her bathing suit is 5 sizes too small
>>57993092
TIPS
>>57993106
Really? I look at her tits first since I'm not a queer that looks at clothes instead
>>57993121
BEHEADS
>>57991185
Some girl tried to hug me at work the other day. Should I report her to HR?
>>57993099
here we come... right back where we started from
CALIFORNIAAAAA
>>57993202
CLAPS
>>57993182
The bathing suit is literally covering her tits.
Oy vey the autism on you...
>>57993176
skinnyfats are the bodytype that need to lift the most
gain some muscle: lift heavy, and often, and just eat at maintenance
once you have gained some muscle, THEN you should worry about cutting bodyfat
>>57993262
>what is cleavage?
>>57993219
yes, that's sexual harassment she should lose her job
>>57993219
I wish a girl would hug me...
gunna go lay down in bed and play pokemon
Anybody else play X/Y want to add me? Maybe trade haunters/etc. back and forth some time?
>>57993236
HANGS
>>57993458
I have X but Ive never started it
>>57991328
;3
HI CANADA
>>57993576
>>57993576
>>57993576
Why do you Mexicans find us cute?
I need answers.
>>57993699
>WHERE THE HEAD OF STATE IS ACTUALLY INTELLIGENT
>>57993458
>playing Pokémon after Gen 4
Shigg'd
>>57993711
all canadians are kawaii
>>57992637
[cu / m]
Who /synthwave/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oTN6cGmH2yM
>>57993779
>not playing HG/SS
>>57993818
true facts
>>57993862
yee
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2N0T2ghW44o
i just realized how enraging it would be for the japanese to see a chinese disguised as a japanese media walk up to their side of the stadium during a game and just taunt the ever living shit out of them.
>>57993924
that's futurefunk m8
still fantastic taste though, was listening to futurefunk all day yesterday and the day before
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JHqeZi5W05A
>>57994050
it's only becuz ur so far away bb
Reminder to have a glass of milk everyday.
>>57994049
Excellent shit mang
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CI9qfE0WHjI
who /dg/ here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uoZgZT4DGSY
Their set tomorrow @ Coachella is going to be live streamed. So hyped
>>57994111
>this post brought to you by the Oregon board of Dairy
>>57994111
milk makes me gassy
>>57994111
too bad i'm lack toes in taller ant
>>57993995
I fucking wish the chinese football team was better so i could actually do this to the japanese.
they would just laught at me now since the chinese football team sucks on a world renowned level
How is everyone's evening going so far?
Pic related, about to start.
>>57994136
noice
https://youtu.be/swBNVi10irc?t=4m43s
(start at 4:43 for best track)
>>57994281
Drinking, gonna play some PvZ: GW2 here in a few minutes.
Also enjoying some nicotine mints.
who /shouldbestudying/ here?
>>57992057
Ponce
>>57994389
buy me dinner
>>57994349
man I used to listen to I am the Night (or whatever it was called) all the time. Haven't listened to Perturbator in forever.
>>57994410
Id be studying If my textbook even mentioned what we're supposed to be working on next week
>>57994549
they've got some good shit
yeah, I am the Night was their first album and they have been active ever since, they've been releasing stuff super regularly
>>57994410
now that I start thinking about it, it's amazing how GoT has deteriorated over the years
it went from just being royal political intrigue with murder-mystery type stuff and copious amounts of nudity, to being "we wuz wizards and dragons and zombies n shieet" and "im a stronk independent womyn who dont need no man" and "HISSSSSSS".
Also, the artificial languages in the show are complete and utter dogshit. Not only from a purely analytical point of view, but also how they're spoken in the show. You can tell it's just a bunch of anglolards being linguistically retarded and speaking a shitty made-up language with a ridiculous anglo accent. If you look at the artificial languages in Tolkien's world for example, those are really properly researched and properly constructed. And in the movies they actually pronounce them as if they really were foreign languages. But in GoT, they're just shitty, almost as bad as the artificial languages in TES, and that's saying a WHOLE FUCKING LOT.
And I don't care if this rant is autistic, fuck you all.
>>57994705
but if u buy me dinner, i will give boipucci later
fair trade
ur going out 2day right /cum/-chan ?~
>>57994776
I need to buy groceries, otherwise no
>>57994598
>>57994349
You guys know Gunship?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONKi2S6YBSU
>>57994776
Not me.
>>57994863
Nah I'll give it a go. I used to listen to this chillwave producer from Pittsburgh named Cell Molecule, but he deleted all of his stuff and disappeared. I had all of his releases on an old hard drive but it died... fug I wish I could share his stuff because it was really comfy.
>>57994892
>>57994834
dont ur frends want 2 hang out ?
>>57994410
I've found that necessity is the mother of invention (your creative mind juices start flowing). What I do is I go to my Older brothers broken down mobile home cluttered with shit and use some old boxes as a desk and a bucket as a seat, with his shitty dial up internet. The bathroom doesn't even have a door mang but I've been getting nothing but A's on my tests when I study there.
>>57994996
>friends
>got invited to a skin care party
>just been drinking a mix of wines, liqueurs, and spirits
Who /whatever/ here?
>>57994996
Don't really have that many friends that talk to me anymore.
And I'm far too lazy to go outside on a weekend.
>The incomplete joys of this world will never satisfy his heart. Alone among all created beings, man shows a natural disgust for existence and an immense longing to exist; he scorns life and fears annihilation. These different instincts constantly drive his soul toward contemplation of the next world,
Just came across this quote and feel it's very true
>>57995050
>skin care party
What the hell is that?
>>57995050
i got you're skin care party right here
>>57995109
>what the hell is that
What it sound like. Someone is promoting skin care products and there's free alcohol.
https://youtu.be/DhCZLa5rbL4?t=766
>>57995050
I gave your sister a skin care party on her face last night if you know what I mean hahaha
>>57994776
I've been thinking of getting a mini fridge for my room since I work night shifts I dont' like leaving my room because then I'll become fully awake during the day.
>>57994995
I used to bump a bunch of chillwave back in the day. Vaporwave is still the superior -wave genre however
>>57995034
>>57995066
im ur frend
>>57995047
that was my evil twin !
Lads, why is everyone so cruel?
>>57995213
But I don't know you :\\
>>57995223
You are weak in spirit and destined to fail
I cried on here sometime last night about not knowing what to do about this chick who makes my kokoro doki doki.
She's coming over to my room later tonight and we're gonna watch some chinese cartoons, and my roommate's not here.
I think I should ask her out since we only have 4 weeks in the college semester but idk what to do here man. Calm me.
>>57995254
I'm nice
>just started watching Monster Musume
Jesus, I had no idea
>>57995305
just touch her vag
>>57995269
Afraid that didn't work.
>>57995313
Are you from Minnesota?
>>57995305
>I think I should ask her out
She's coming over to your dorm while your roommate's gone and you think that the correct course of action is asking her out?
>>57995223
Start by listing everything in your life you control, focus on those things, and stop worrying about everything else.
>>57995381
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Minnesota_nice
Just making a shit joke, friendo
>>57995305
Uh sounds like things are going well between you guys and you're just afraid to take the next step. Dont see what the big deal is, I would be ecstatic. Kind of annoying when people make posts where everything is obviously fine and they try to complain like its the end of the world
>>57995305
she wants you, make a move
the worst that could happen is u get a gf
>>57995404
Oh carry on
( ur joke is shit btw )
>>57995305
Whenever you're in a stressful situation, just start breathing slowly and deeply, it seriously helps.
Mexico pay
This is the best animu thing anyone has ever made and thassa fact: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag2THZKnwfE
>>57995305
>>57995430
>tfw you're an only child
I'm so lonely
I want to be an anime girl having sexual relations with another anime girl
>7.3 earthquake in japan
>7.4 earthquake in ecuador just moments ago
>mfw socal
Goodbye friends
It was nice knowing you
>>57995571
Yeah, you saying that's better? Because maybe it is I dunno
>>57995322
you have been missing out
>>57995584
>afraid of a little earthquake
Are you even a true Californian?
>mfw seeing all these nice asses in tight pants and shorts while going around campus today
>>57995536
I should've been more specific. I meant mom/son. I always wanted to dick my step-sister but then she got herpes. Dropped.
>>57995584
what are you, a weenie? I woke up to a 5.3 jsut this morning
http://www.theatlantic.com/video/index/478263/inside-the-swedish-wild-west-theme-park-thats-housing-refugees/
>>57995624
>mfw see a girl in spandex shorts with a perfect bum and 10/10 thighs
>turns around
>realize she's probably like 15
w-whoops
>>57995613
It's gonna be the big one
It's game over man
game over
>>57995665
Sweden is a very nice clean country, you ever been?
>>57995624
Thank god masturbation exists.
>>57995637
1-10?
sushi and dark souls desu
gonna go get hammered and get into shenanigans. Hope you guys have a nice saturday night. god bless.
>tfw God got angry at me for masturbating 10 years ago and since then has gone out of his way to make my life shitty
5 years ago there was a 5.8 magnitude earthquake in central Virginia
I'm basically an earthquake expert now, and Californians are just sissys
>>57995584
Eh we will be fine
I was 3 during Northridge and I survived. My family was living in a really run down shitty apt at the time too.
Just pray you aren't commuting when it hits
>>57995694
Same
>>57995735
I like DaS 3 but I think the other instalments are a bit better desu
>>57995757
>>57995584
Stay safe you two.
>>57995727
1-10 for what? My step-sister? She's a lolsorandumb surface anime watcher/omegle user/ other things that teenage girls do but she has platinum thighs and always posted suggestive yoga photos on her FB wall
I spilled much seed
>>57995830
5.8's are nothing here, m80
>>57995861
>suggestive yoga photos on her FB wall
proofs?
>>57995861
Do you live with said step-sister?
>>57995902
This desu
>>57995735
haven't touched the game since yesterday
tired desu
where'd you get the red soapstone?
I get really horny playing around with dead female bodies in Fallout
>>57995830
I remember being in NY when this happened, tv almost fell over and my dog started freaking out and barking. I immediately looked up earthquake and it said one had happened in Virginia ten minutes ago, always thought that was pretty cool
>>57995959
cathedral of the deep
its the area past witch bonfire
it's inside the building proper, but I can't remember anything more specific than that.
>>57991185
I unironically like burgers desu
About to fight the elite 4
Wish me luck senpai
If you dont have your earthquake kit up to date you had it coming
>>57996123
I live on the east coast though, I've experienced 1 minor earthquake in my 25 years of existence.
also had a sore throat and runny nose all day
hoping it stops soon desu
>>57996112
What are your cocks for your cockfighting?
>>57996000
I thought the ac or something was exploding so I grabbed my dog and ran out into the yard
The epicenter was in the county next to mine too, it was pretty intense for a minute there
>>57995885
don't have a response for that
I thought for a while about how I could call you a little bitch but I can't think of a good way
>>57996172
I don't know what that means at all but thanks for the well wishes anon, I won't let you down senpai
>>57996155
>living on the east coast
You suffer enough without earthquakes
>>57996265
I live in greatest state on the planet though
>>57996294
California is on the west coast though
>just fapped and cant stand up for another 20 min
>>57996158
sucks
Is this the logical conclusion to anime?
>>57996353
Oh I'm using Blastoise, Venusaur and Delphox and I have 3 HM/false swipe slaves that will be worthless.
>>57996338
Iktf . I wanna fuck right now t b h
>>57996294
What state bud? East coast best coast honestly
>>57996202
>ran outside during a measly 5.8
>has the audacity to call other people a little bitch
>>57996434
Here in the first world its quite unusual for buildings to start shaking
>>57996333
>california
>high crime rate
>average IQ 10 points higher than the threshold for mental retardation
>insane taxes
>degenerate capital of the world
What
>>57996398
New Hampshire
how can African Americans claim cultural appropriation of African cultures when they were born and raised in America? That's like a European American getting mad at someone for eating pączkis.
>>57996381
I really hope a second season of the show comes soon. I wanna figure out who he decides to marry.
>>57996529
>average IQ 10 points higher than the threshold for mental retardation
you do know some of the highest rated colleges in the country are in CA, right?
>>57996600
That says nothing about the IQ of the average Californian.
http://strawpoll.me/7393520
survey time again
>>57996529
>New Hampshire
Nice. Masshole here. Not as comfy as New Hampshire but I live well enough where I wouldn't want it any other way desu.
if you trigger envy Social Democrats then you are on the right track in life. Check out eg Justin Bieber or Dan Bilzerian! :))
gayest thread on /int/
>>57996620
other than the entrance requirement for those colleges requiring you to have an IQ above that of mental retardation?
>>57996478
>too retarded to understand what an earthquake is
>>57996652
You don't need to live in California to apply to a college in California.
Then again I don't know why I'm trying to use logic with a Californian.
the best states are without a doubt Maine, New Hampshire, Vermont and Louisiana.
t. definitely not a francophone
>>57996600
Same with Virginia, but we also have far fewer insane people
Went to the Angola State Prison rodeo today lads. Was pretty fun.
>basically your average rodeo
>with one exception
>the "cowboys" are all poorly trained inmates
Want me to dump some pics?
>>57996686
>and Louisiana
Too obvious, but here's a (you) anyway.
>>57996685
yes, because clearly nobody instate people go to those colleges
Tomorrow im going in to the town and fight with leftists and Nazis! :) (I'm not allowed in the mma club & must find fights by myself lol)
Oh look its that guy who "lives in the best state" and still managed to be a fuck up
>>57996686
I mean besides the fact that New England is suffering from a huge heroin epidemic
>>57996738
nobody instate goes*
>>57996743
Hopefully you don't get stabbed bud, have fun.
>>57996738
Says a lot that you can have some of the most intelligent people in the world yet have an average IQ so close to retardation, doesn't it?
>>57996713
Yes.
>>57996790
huge population sizes tend to do that
>>57996773
I mean I'd rather people be hurting themselves, than hurting other people.
New England also has the lowest violent crime rates in the country.
>>57996820
It's an average, not a median. A higher population means the average is more accurate.
>>57996738
>tfw had perfect grades and a quick ride to the UC system
>was scared of people so moved out into the high desert to live like a hippie instead
>tfw bored and don't want to do anything
Solaris was an ok movie, I really should actually watch movies than half watch them while shitposting here though.
What's your csgo rank bro?
I'm a Gold nova 3, but I can be what rank I want. (Ranks is a patriarchal structure for opressing people)
>>57996798
ok. This was the first event. 6 six inmates let out the gate at once, they all pretty much got destroyed in like 2 seconds
>>57996873
how many of them were blacks?
>>57996823
do you understand how bad it is though? It's not just homeless people doing heroin. It's upper middle class people, fathers, mothers, grandmothers. They're all doing heroin. It's fucked.
>>57996873
Bronco riding, there was one inmate with a Mexican hat that was actually on for like 10 seconds. He was a negro
>>57996649
Why are all Argentina posters salty?
neighbors are playing Banda again
>>57996777
I have good Genetics. High iq, insane reflexes and a good physique. Also great mental fortitude, I do not crack under pressure, dont worry about me.
>>57996924
>do you understand how bad it is though?
I live in the epicenter yeah I understand how bad it is.
It's still not as bad as when I lived in Chicago where you had to worry about people killing each other.
The worst you have to worry about with heroin addicts is needles, which New England has programs for (similar to how addicts are treated in europe).
>>57996924
Didn't you know? New England is such paradise that nothing but heroin can top it
>tfw got accepted into university for the fall
>tfw still need to somehow pass my calc class which I failed the first two tests in
jesus christ lads gonna neck myself if I can't learn this shit and pass my tests
>>57996620
Job Competition in California is really tough in Cali even if people lack smarts they can land a job on just on their perseverance, motivation and good communication skills, compared to some grad school kid from Alabama where there isn't much competition.
I just had a sexual fantasy that I was Julius Caesar fucking an anime
it was one of the better ones I've had in a while
>>57996915
Most of them, it's Louisiana and its a prison so do the math.
>>57996941
This one was pretty fun, inmates were made to stand inside of rings and they released a bull into the arena. Last man inside his ring wins
>>57997023
Alright but what does that have to do with the conversation at hand?
>>57997010
Life is suffering
How can anybody listen to this?
>>57996963
This isn't the movies bud if you get stabbed in the right spot you can become paralyzed and trampled. If they stab the muscles that you require to make a fist what will you do?
>>57997052
Clearly aliens
>>57996987
>I live in the epicentre?
Haverhill? Lawrence?
The epidemic is a travesty, but unfortunately it's the only thing that guarantees me work as of right now as I work in a treatment facility.
>>57997052
It triggers me that crazy ass white people think great works of architecture by brown people must have been made by aliens
>>57997101
>but unfortunately it's the only thing that guarantees me work as of right now
That's odd, here in NH we have a historically low unemployment rate.
>>57997052
>no memes please
>>57997120
Time for the inmates to yank a horse down and try and mount it and stay on. One managed to mount for like a second but I didn't catch it.
>>57997140
Again, I work in a treatment centre that helps people with trying to detox from heroin, opiates, and alcohol and if there wasn't an epidemic I wouldn't be employed in this field trying whatever I can do to help people.
>>57992792
What's your BMI?
[spoiler]mines 14.5[/spoiler]
