picture I just found so funny so i felt it needs to be in the OP edition
ahh, yes, it's a spam /int/ with /brit/ threads episode
>>57954073
touch of the 'tism
brit? more like fuck off
>>57954112
>>57954126
Hate kiwis on the chon
Go back to your Russian mares, traitors.
*blows piss cannon up an aussies mingy twat*
>>57954073
>>57954168
>>57954305
foggy shithole
>>57954168
my birth certificate says i'm english :^)
>>57954073
Is this bread getting wiped our or are we starting again. This is the question.
>>57954388
I'm sticking with this one m8
>>57953944
>>57953944
>>57953944
posted and linked first
>>57954420
no one gives a toss about that fat bastards shite thread
>>57954420
>by a yank
Learn the rules of /neit/ you fucking yank enabler
>>57954420
Yank enabler
Fug off
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=epYKVcHrVr0
>>57953944
real thread
Mm yes moving house in the pouring rain
Head is still buzzing cannot sleep
>tfw you'll never care about anything as much as this cat cares about its scratching post
http://sys.4chan.org/derefer?url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.youtube.com%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DqJIgiVb-KE0
>British intellectuals
JUST
>>57955005
awful link
not even gonna bother with it
>>57955005
>>57955015
Nice samefag
>>57954644
>American flag
naw
Can't sleep need help
>Oblivion came out 10 years ago
>>57954924
Mm yes, snow in April when I need to move house
>>57955077
Fuck off it's snowing
>>57955092
Was for a bit here in gloucestershire
>>57955173
I'm moving there soon
shouts out to that Canadian who likes Allah Las
>tfw can't find this song or anything not live or a cover from King Crimson on Youtube anymore
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=500Zb42DvD0
at least this is a really good live version
>>57955195
Yeah where abouts?
>>57955283
Either Gloucester or Cheltenham, depends what I can rent
>>57955235
good song this
https://youtu.be/pvbY1Mqq-XI?list=LLuBbVrgKZtoxd-Yid31ee3g
>Tfw arranged a bank appointment for 10.30 this morning
>Tfw cba because it's too cold
just thought of something
i bet people came up with the idea of souls going to heaven because of how near death survivors often explain a dissociative experience
if out of body experiences often entail viewing your unconscious body from above, it's pretty easy to explain that as a soul rising up to heaven
>>57955330
Rent is a bit cheaper in gloucester but it's shit. For a studio flat here (Chelt) in the centre I can afford a 1 bed flat with a garden in a pretty shit area of gloucester.
SOMEONE TOLD ME YESTERDAY
OLD MAN TAKE A LOOK AT MY LIFE
I'M A LOT LIKE YOUUUUUUUUUU
>Naga Munbitchy throws the ball straight at the guy's face
What a cunt
Ate 3 boxes of panadol and downed a big bottle of mouthwash. See you on the other side lads
>Kate Middleton in skinny trousers and knee high boots
HNNNNNNNNGGGGHH
Snow lads
just took 2 aspirin and a berocca and a multi vitamin
ashes to ashes, dust to dust lads
>>57955685
Bit hard to get a photo, but it's coming down quite heavy now
>>57955685
'snow'
Still haven't been to sleep aroooo
the UK has a very interesting shape
here we all are, the lids
Bitches on muh dick
'Cause I'm so luxurious
>>57955833
>a literal stream right next to your house
britain is so comfy
>Snow in April
Anybody who denies climate change is a paki
>>57955845
Had a manmade water way infested with alligators behind the villa I had in Florida
Not as comfy desu
'ello chaps
>>57955833
>>57955685
>British weather
Noice
>>57955878
Evening lad
>>57955872
fuck off billionaire
>>57955872
Middle class cunts fuck off
>>57955833
Never seen snow before desu
>>57955912
>>57955914
What one is it
>>57955685
>>57955833
>tfw no comfy snowy winters in aus
hue
need to get rich so i can get out of here
think I have the stiffest stiffie I've ever had at this moment
Avatar or Yu-Gi-Oh?
>>57955887
Wagwan?
>>57955924
>>57955917
>>57955878
>comfy
I'm moving house in a few hours, hope it fucking stops
>>57955959
Yu gi oh
>>57955965
Doing a comedown
Haven't slept yet
>>57955959
anime is for lamewads
just pooted
I'm grinding grinding
Sad boys they be shining shining
>>57955974
Hope you have a smooth comedown
>>57956093
Not going very well so far
Just want to sleep for a bit :c
>>57955971
so one for Yugioh
>>57956004
and one for Avatar
Thanks guys, big help as always
>>57956137
Maybe listen to some chill tunes (if you're not doing that already)
>>57956219
I was but thought it was too much of a distraction from me trying to sleep
Idk what to do now, might just go for a walk
Ah yes, excellent.
this has been driving me nuts for a while now
where have I heard this from?
>So.. ____'s gonna _____?
>Yup, like the exsonvaldes
I'm thinking breaking bad but I can't be sure
>>57956275
you have nice hands
>>57956280
x
give it to ya
>>57956260
If you're still fit enough then why not. Nature in the morning is always beautiful.
Dear Lord, Robyn is not as qt as I remember her being.
What a shame.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6c-RbGZBnBI
>>57954973
I thought it held on to it's scratching post to ease the pain it was feeling when it suddenly realized how fucked up the world was.
How long to Chlamydia symptoms take to start showing lads?
>>57956275
haha that dogs look at the bottom
>you know you'd better...
>>57956540
lots of times it's symptomless
you haven't noticed any unusual discharge from your penis?
>>57956570
No but it burnt went I did a wee the day after
However, I do show some respect to few
This ecstasy's, got me standin' next to you
Getting sentimental as fuck, spillin' guts to you
We just met, but I think I'm in love with you
But you're on it too, so you tell me you love me too
Wake up in the mornin' like "Yo, what the fuck we do?"
I gotta go bitch, you know I got stuff to do
Cause if I get caught cheatin' then I'm stuck with you!
>>57956587
uti
t. Amateur weekend physician
>>57956699
What's that
>>57956587
>>57956699
Yeah was gonna write it, probably just urinary tract infection. Can get one from just having sauce stuck in there for a while but weeing should wash it out.
One of the worst mornings of my life desu
Throat feels like theres a conker shell in it, ive got a soup bowl full of vomit on my desk in need of disposal and I broke my phone charger
Anyone know what the little prongs sticking out of the phone end of my micro usb charger are? Can't fit it in my phone with em out and can't seem to put them away
>>57956933
Bucks?
>>57956965
Yh
Didn't do anything stupid last night did I
>>57956933
just have some toast and some chicken noodle soup
everything will be ok
>>57956979
got m'laptop. haven't done a sleep yet
don't think so but you were apparently dead by the time i got back anyway
and then you started posting incomprehensible things
>when ya listen to In Rainbows
KEEP IT 100! [FIRE_EMOJI][FIRE_EMOJI][OK_HAND]
>>57957027
No it bloody won't stupid yank I cant charge my fucking phone can I
boris johnson should approve the bishopgate goodsyard development
>>57957052
have you tried unplugging it and plugging it back in again
>>57957048
Swearing off alcohol till the end of my days
In agony every time I swallow
Did you have a good time at least
>>57956933
>the little prongs sticking out of the phone end of my micro usb charger
those are charge prongs lad. you don't need them, just snip them off with scissors
>>57957089
yeye it was alri
did more degenerate activates though which is why i haven't slept yet, been trying since 4:30am baka
found where you started shitposting
>>57946567
>>57957108
>>57957089
>people who know each other irl posting on /brit/
fuck off fuck off fuck off
Lisicki enters the thread.
>>57957108
Sounds haram
>Itjonk I will judy dronk waref sre dherep dibxe I reel nuch betyet afterv all
What did I mean by this?
*sniff sniff*
does it suddenly smell like poo in here or is it just me?
>>57957173
not entirely sure tbqh
you continued in the other thread too
Hello Lisicki, how are you mate?
I been sick modtly in abowl I remember someone asling "are uou sick "and I said I waamt but I tjink o am
Itjonk I will judy dronk waref sre dherep dibxe I reel nuch betyet afterv all
>sunlight coming through blinds forms a perfect, tiny circle of light on my monitor
>thought it was a stuck pixel
thank fuck, had me sweating there...
Not bad cheers, bit hungover, over than that all good.
Was offered coke by a m8, should I have had some?
>>57957104
Kusme?
>>57957186
No poo but got a definite whiff of quavers just now
In the moment when I truly understand my enemy, understand him well enough to defeat him, then in that very moment I also love him. I think it’s impossible to really understand somebody, what they want, what they believe, and not love them the way they love themselves. And then, in that very moment when I love them.... I destroy them.
>you have cum inside your body right now
feels a bit gay imho
>>57957256
slightly gay
Depends on the scenario desu lad.
Coke is best done at home whilst chatting shit and listening to music imo. Was almost certainly very low quality too kekko.
>>57957256
i have rum not cum
Absolute ly sure I can just pull these prongs off?
>>57957256
are the balls like a toilet cistern?
they only fill up when they're empty
>first wank is ~6 days
>go to bed 20 mins later
>wet dream
What?
>>57957256
>some of the girls at work have morning sex
>they can feel their bfs cum dripping out during the day even as they speak to you
>>57957326
>your gran has been come inside
>by your grandad
>>57957356
and me
The so called charging prongs
What are they for
Apparently "Christian privilege" is a thing now
>ah yes let's ignore that Christians are imprisoned for the scenario in the image and that Christianity is constantly mocked and attacked. So much privilege!!
Why does everyone clamber over themselves to defend Islam? I don't understand. If their own mother was being burned alive by Isis they'd probably blame her mother for western privilege or something
>>57957380
no idea desu
>>57957356
>the queen has been come inside
>>57957398
slag
my gf
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H81g7RslKUA
oright all my predrinking m8s were doing it and I was like nah
felt like a pansy but they were cool with it and were like yeah, we respect your decision.
still tho curiosity tho
>>57957471
was probably shit coke anyway
in my pod
>>57957490
yeah they said bicarbonate of soda was mixed into it, for all they knew, it could've been but they've said they've done it loads b4.
>>57957520
are you anywhere near those earthquakes?
>>57957533
nah, south island, im in kyoto (central)
should probably text my work kek
>>57957570
so how did you fuck up the date?
like honestly, it should've been an ez shag.
>>57957605
i completely sperged out, spilt ramen everywhere then asked her if she liked anime
>>57957520
Alri
>>57957423
Verify this please
>>57957583
>>57957629
>what to do when you spill something
1. Apologise
2. Make joke to make her feel better
e.g "at least you're wet now haha"
"won't be the only thing I'll be spilling on you tonight"
3. Proceed to buy her a cocktail.
AH yes very tolerant
>>57957767
you're a fucking mong
>>57957767
when I said spilt ramen i was trying to make a contextual spilt spaghetti joke
hehe fuggin normans rooooo XD
really like cara 2bh lads
>>57957831
/g/
>>57957767
>>57957804
>>57957816
>>57957841
ahh I've been ratted
good work lad
>>57957831
Ahha xD good one
go on then
vote leave
Very good view from today lads
>Regularly consume insect parts whenever you eat vegetables
>"I'm a vegetarian".
>how to fix EU
kick all eastern shitholes out.
>>57957920
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJ30WRNXBZ8
>>57957920
what hamlet is this
>>57957929
Fish and insects don't count
Want a trashy tattooed/pierced/scene gf NOW
>I'm a pescatarian
>tfw will never be a 9.5/10
tfw tired but cant sleep
>>57958026
same
All the pain is for nothing
No touching, I find it disgusting
Flying in my lane with my cousins
Why you bugging, I don't do discussion
Austrian lad you here m8?
>>57957920
where are you actually planning on going round japan?
>>57958063
yeah
>>57957963
you say that but
you can even see osaka
mental
holy fuck this internet is shit
>>57958007
>Manlets
Hungry AS FUCK lads.
Think the milk is off s m h.
Tempted to go to le ebin cafe.
>>57958082
>solar field
>fence
delete this and stick with the other picture you melt
>>57958071
in kyoto for tonight and tomorrow, then next morning going to fuji, then evening after that going to tokyo
je fin
not sure who started the meme that I'm here for a month
got about 8 days left
>>57958074
Fuck off Ivory Coast
>>57958004
>literally no chest
it's a man
>>57958123
Bit rude
>>57956293
fuck off yank
Japan lad here
>>57958094
he's 6 foot.
>>57958121
all me
>>57958117
I think they add to it
the camera however...
>>57958121
FIENDING for some takoyaki ngl, eat some on my behalf laddo.
>>57958154
'no'
>>57958155
not even close desu
>>57958166
did see some earlier, but decided to have bacon-alike meat wrapped around riceballs on a stick
was very nice
>>57958148
Sorry
>>57958063
>>57958121
you best be climbing mt fuji
also
>>57958162
didn't even notice that
>>57958203
Ready for the Snooker in 5 minutes m8?
>>57958176
me reading the FT website
doing an arts
>>57958210
didn't see it when I took the picture either
bit annoyed now
Considering it, but my legs arefucking dead, and I want to do aokigahara a bit more desu
>>57958218
haha can't w8
>>57958233
Ay thai-senpai, when did you realise you were fully blown autismal?
>>57958139
Nah she's got something there
>>57958218
Oh yes indeed. Finally.
>tfw I will not be there for the final days
You going to make a thread or should I?
was with a girl yesterday who had really bad breath; she kept trying to kiss me and it was really disgusting and super awkward when I kept moving away. Think I may have upset her as she kept saying "can I have a kiss?" "I'd like a kiss" and I just ignored her and pretended I didn't hear. I left after I finished, she looked pretty down and asked me if I liked her, I just said "sure" and kissed her on the cheek on the way out.
saturday night and i'm fucking sick lads ahaha
can't even hit the gril i'm talking to up to hang out ffs hahaha
>>57958004
Why? Are you a hipster?
I mean I can understand wanting to fuck one but why anything more than that?
>>57958298
You make it lad
Just downed some mandy lads, supposedly good shit
Hit me with some good euro dnb or whatever you lads listen to while minging.
>>57958281
In our family, there was no clear line between religion and autism. We lived at the junction of great trout rivers in Montana, and our father was a Presbyterian minister and a fly fisherman who tied his own flies and taught others. He told us about Christ’s disciples being fishermen, and we were left to assume, as my brother and I did, that all first-class fishermen on the Sea of Galilee were fly fishermen, and that John, the favorite, was a dry-fly fisherman
>>57958328
Some good Anon apparently already made it. See you in there.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3BwzP1laWkQ
tune
>>57958298
Hello pham, hope you're well.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-laS4m-Y5LA
Just got reissued on Athens of the North. Such good fun.
>>57958351
why havent you killed yourself yet austria
>>57958325
I just mean fuckbuddy but that doesn't have the same punch of
WANT A GF NOW
>>57958371
Fuck off, you absolute rodent.
>>57958347
>bubbles coming from the butt
hmm
>>57958377
just be yourself
HELLO.
HI LADS :)
when I get a gf I 100% want to come back to japan
nothing to do today
>>57958391
bit rude, not my fault she smokes and doesn't believe in brushing her teeth
Just got home from my shift lads
*turns on Thai proxy*
*makes highly autistic, very unfunny post*
>>57958453
nice hat m8
do you have to wear a tabard lol
>>57958453
me in the blue apron
>>57958436
Listen to choons la ;^)
>tfw 'gonna' has become the norm now
Fucking disgusting
>>57958467
No, I wear my guild tabard under my uniform though haha.
>>57958510
Finna stop using it.
who here dark souls
>>57958537
Unironically an diagnostic tool for Autism funded by the NHS.
Shit, I have no gum or anything, I'm going to be minging like a rangler.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TOypSnKFHrE
another tune
who else /alone on a saturday night eating a microwave meal/ here
![giphy[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/1SoQwDR.gif "giphy[1].gif")
>>57958439
wut
>>57958360
Based Choonbro. I can always rely on you reccing me the good stuff.
>Tito Puente
>>57958560
Clean your teeth
>>57958557
but I had to pay for mine
>>57958510
>now
...m8
>>57958583
I will be in ~8 hours.
WHY IS IT SNOWING OUTSIDE
>>57958583
Me in ~15 hours.
>>57958592
Wouldn't be as effective for diagnosis if it was free to acquire (normal people might download it on a whim). Development costs were heavily subsidised is all.
>>57958626
Christmas?
Can't wait for the annual running of the runts next week
>>57958648
>yanks don't have Christmas dinner
What do you have instead? Burgers?
garlic bread is ready lads
>>57958667
We do have Christmas dinner, although that usually involves another turkey.
going to go go to go for my dinner
> when your british bf stick it in your ass and calls you a naughty colonial bitch
making some arrangements
C H O O N
warning: don't think about the one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ONIJXHvoynw
>>57958678
haha GAHLIC BREAD??? LMAO
>>57958678
>garlic bread for breakfast
you're an absolute madman bruce
>>57958587
quoted the wrong person you dumb gook idolising idiot
>>57958631
*invades you*
>>57958715
fuck off
Doing an analysis.
>>57958715
>ass
Fuck off yank
conducting some research
need an asian gf
http://i.4cdn.org/jp/1460784010861.jpg
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-3542296/Penis-size-important-women-Researchers-say-important-man-s-height.html
daily reminder for manlets and dicklets to go off themselves
checking out the methodology
