crayon pop edition
>>57959889
TERRIBLE edition tbph
>>57959889
awful post
truly awful
Imagine if you could by shotguns in asda, absolutely mental
the state of london lads, oh dear oh dear
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EV0gN4Qo4A8
>>57959889
you have a miserable life
lads
>>57959977
me on the upper left
>>57959955
>''''''''''''''people'''''''''''''''''' that ever go to Stratford
>>57959952
Not quite sure you are understanding that /pol/ gimmick correctly.
This is now a hun appreciation thread
http://www.strawpoll.me/7385909
Hello?
>>57960044
why didn't you finish the job
Trump will save you and the rest of europe from the muslim plague
don't worry we got your back... again
>>57960078
Hi?
@57960078
alri
>>57960134
you're fucking voting hillary in
How do we stop the Yankification of God's own country, the Commonwealth of Australia (pbuh)?
>>57960168
nah that ain't happening my good chap, trust me.
she'll be lucky if she isn't in prison during the election.
morning lads
finishing my dissertation today lads
couple more essays to do for second week in May then a 6 week bender before term ends
>>57959955
ALL of those people are fucking insufferable
going for a drive lads
>>57959955
>brits
>white
etc
>>57960275
don't come back
>>57960306
might not if drivers side tyre lets go
kehkehkehkeh
just did a shit that curled out and then scraped along my anal hair before falling in the water, fucking hate that
Ngl lads having a mega comfy weekend.
>Got paid yesterday
>Got my quarterly bonus of a few hundred quid
>Got a 3% payrise
>Went for Chinese with the gf yesterday
>Set up an extra account at the bank yesterday because I'm maxxing my help to buy savings so need another savings account
>Come back and got some snacks for the football later
>Going out for breakfast tomorrow
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qJIgiVb-KE0
>>57960403
(you) on pooicide watch
>white london dialect
https://youtu.be/ED44-CQmg60?t=1m46s
tragic. europe is fucked.
So glad I didn't drink last night
I've woken up hours earlier and feel infinitely better than if I did drink
>>57960428
I really really really really can't take this kid seriously despite his views
might leave my pineal gland to science lads, it's seen an awful lot
>it's a repost shit from /pol/ all day episode
>>57960424
>blog, more like bog
Down the toilet your post goes
>>57960463
I don't get why anybody who isn't in their first or maybe second year of uni goes out and gets plastered.
>Spend loads of money
>Get drunk and embarrass yourself at worst or just make yourself ill at best
>Spend the day after feeling shit
>Nothing to show for it
Unironically love going to bed on a Friday after going for some food and then waking up and having an early walk Saturday
yoink
bill nye ruined by sarah palin
>>57960515
I've gone out loads in 3rd year mate
just because you're a sadcunt
>>57960555
would buy that porn dvd
>>57960559
I've already graduated and am working now but I don't know anybody who actually went out in third year other than the fucking mongs
We just had a few pints instead
>>57960515
>early walk on Saturday
Are you an actual fucking bender or something?
>>57960588
>I don't know anybody who actually went out in third year
>>57960598
>He doesn't enjoy a leisurely walk on a Saturday morning in the Winter sun at about 7am
Therapeutic desu, although I do live ina rural area
>>57960621
>We're just mental us lads haha the party never stops even in third year !
>Let's get some fresher girls !
>Yes lads this is living it up lets go
yÆNk
runtfuckers
going for a haircut
v nervous
>>57960706
it's alright lad, it won't hurt that much
So under a communist society, (assuming they can stop the rich from leaving the country or get their money from their safe offshore accounts), when the rich people that are caged up like cattle to be milked to feed the rest of the people's money runs out, where do the communists get their money from?
>>57960670
>didn't go out in third year
>enjoys early Saturday morning walks
Diagnosis: fucking bender
>>57960754
>Has a gf
>Fucked girls in uni
>Got more girls after chatting in the pub than ever did at a club
>he thinks spending all his student money makes him a 'lad'
Lmao
>two uni lads arguing who is the biggest twat
going back to bed
>>57960732
Communists don't think that fair ahead. They only know how to tear down society. They just think "utopia" will magically automatically happen
britain must be about british
>>57960670
>he's that bad at time management that he can't do well and still go out
either that or you literally have no mates
>>57960930
Good England speak
>>57960949
Who said anything about time management you mong?
It's just I stopped being an immature little a-level prick
I propose we make Jerusalem the English national anthem
>It's just I stopped being an immature little a-level prick
>>57961005
it'll still be forth in the UK anthem rankings
Business idea: Give myself (you)s to destabilise the market
might go commando today
wife's son woke me up at 7 this morning to go for a walk lads
>>57961005
I would second the motion.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=041nXAAn714
>>57961071
good lad
>>57961077
at least he wasn't out last night though lad
clearly raised by you rather than your wife's bull
>Tfw very little in savings
>>57961005
It will never be the anthem. The lyrics will be seen as xenophobic. Not even memeing
>>57961138
You're right, unfortunately.
>We knew the world would not be the same. A few people laughed, a few people cried. Most people were silent. I remembered the line from the Hindu scripture, the Bhagavad Gita; Vishnu is trying to persuade the Prince that he should do his duty and, to impress him, takes on his multi-armed form and says, 'Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.' I suppose we all thought that, one way or another.
>getting emotional over reading about this yet hear about people dying on the news and I feel nothing
Why desu
>>57961077
did he make you wear a lead lad?
>>57961005
Ahh yes let's sing about another nation's capital city for our anthem, very good.
Nah mate it should be I Vow To Thee My Country
>>57961198
Because you're a pseudo-intellectual twat?
>wanting a national anthem named after some paki shit hole in the middle east
rasheeds
You're known as the weird white guy to all your friends and associates.
>Not wanting 'I Vow To Thee My Country' as the anthem
fucking wew.
Imagine lads
100 years ago today. Instead of shitposting on a Nepalese image board, we'd be at the Somme.
>>57961230
Don't even have A levels desu
Irish posters are nice guys :-) x
>>57961215
>literally not understanding the meaning of the Jerusalem hymn
Fuck off underage
>>57961254
Hence 'pseudo-'
>>57961231
fuck off paki
you are not and will NEVER be British you stinky shitskin
>>57961215
I Vow to thee is exceptional too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=87Xkr8z3lEo
>>57961253
He sounds jolly cheerful about it all
Kek
>>57961260
Of course I know the fucking meaning but it's completely meaningless in this day and age and we'd be the laughing stock of the planet.
>I will not cease from mental fight
Hate this line to be honest lads, ruins the anthem
Sounds so fedora
>>57961301
believe it or not, a lot of people did enjoy the world wars, event those at the sharp end for prolonged periods
It depends on the person, some people just really like war
ahem *clears throat*
Cornwall
the holocaust never happened
Fuck
Think I'm in the shit lads
>>57961323
The lads won't tell me of football is on or cancelled and I'm just sitting here waiting for news like a nobhead. Need to go to the gym ffs
>>57961356
Fucking kek
>>57961330
>not wanting to be the last bastion of defence for Christianity during the Muslim invasion
Holst literally just used the same melody as Jupiter in making I Vow to Thee because he couldn't be bothered to write a new piece
Jerusalem is named after some city in the middle east
GSTQ is the best anthem tbqhwyl
>>57961343
>need more eggy weggies for the tally ballies
I guess
>>57961352
Why doesn't she just go to the shop and buy another jar of jam?
>>57961334
That's why you're a nu-male.
@Thailad
Make me a chrome add-on that takes the user rating of discogs records and changes the artist-view so that it displays the rating by each release and I can sort by avg. rating.
Cheers lad.
P.S. you can give me this in lieu of the /brit/ MS Excel skin thingy
>>57961378
>desert shithole full of pakis with bombings and stabbings daily
>'Yes lets build that here!'
>>57961404
Fuck off billionaire
>>57961385
Holst didn't write the poem or set it to Jupiter you mong.
Holst was German though.
sinuses are so congested i feel like my fucking heads gonna explode reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
Hey guys, would you be ok if I move to the UK?
I will go to the proms with you and sing Jerusalem and all that stuff.
>>57961231
Rasheed.
If Jerusalem was a shithole then it wouldn't have inspired Europeans to write so much art and folklore devoted to it. Jerusalem is actually a nice and quaint city with a lot of attractive old architecture and thousands of years of rich, glorious, Christian history.
I know that makes you mad. Go back to islamabad, paki.
>>57961419
It's not about literally lifting Jerusalem up from the ground and plonking it in Britain, you numpty
>>57961485
sure m8 come on over
germans are bro-tier
>>57959955
that music is so violent
>>57961485
To do what? What qualifications do you have?
http://strawpoll.me/7386242
http://strawpoll.me/7386242
http://strawpoll.me/7386242
^^ FIRST SERIOUS POLL I'VE EVER MADE ^^
>>57961485
Fuck off we're full
>>57961485
Only if you assassinate Merkel on the way.
>>57961515
>>57961503
Rorke
>>57961549
That's what I'm doing lad.
My mum was born in Belfast and her parents are Irish citizens.
Gonna get a passport if we leave the EU so I have the best of both worlds
ketamine didn't come
very disappointing
>>57961549
McRasheed
>>57961520
Nah he's a moist prat acting hard
This is violent
https://youtu.be/rQjTCU1MFXE
>>57961541
I have ba in islam studies and I have a blog.
>When a pozstralian tries to respond to you
euugh
>he doesn't have an American gf so he can flee Europe before Rasheed takes over
Kek enjoy PM Khan while I'm protected by President Trump Jr.
At the car wash lads
>>57961549
I'm doing the same if brexit too
Trufax
>>57961593
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ToQ0n3itoII
>>57961626
hey haha
>>57961626
hellooooo
>>57961626
hi
>>57961626
*raises paw* hey, i'm here!!!
>>57961626
HEYYY DOWN HERE!!!
>>57961626
Ohiyo!!!
>>57961626
ola!!
>>57961626
haha sup
>>57961626
suh du
>>57961626
greetings
>>57961655
nah
>>57961647
Apparently there's a big backlog as thousands of Brits are doing it for the same reason at the moment.
>>57961634
america is a shithole
>>57961622
You best be fucking trolling
Don't ever set foot on my island or I'll cut you
>>57961652
Ah yes. Charlotte church. The woman who said live on national tv that the Arab Spring happened because of global warming
planning to watch the norwich v sunderland shitfest desu
>>57961618
very rude music
Lads... would the government give a shit if I asked to change the city of my place of birth?
My passport says that I was born in Dublin, but I was actually born in Cork. I want to change it to Cork. Will this be an issue? Will I need to show proof?
>>57961669
Love it x
Art.
>>57961700
Why is she eating out of a wooden crate?
Will they have to do actual border control between Ireland and the North if we leave the EU? If not surely brown people can just travel to Ireland freely then come in to the UK
>>57961703
do you hate yourself
>>57961682
With what?
>>57961709
Why bother? You got the 'tism or something?
Who in LONDON for the demo?
>>57961734
My shank.
>>57961722
I imagine it's because the metal/stone bowl is very very hot.
Gimmick af if you ask me. Also that guy is JUST-tier, he's punching.
![P_20160416_113802_030[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/uk0Yu4J.jpg "P_20160416_113802_030[1].jpg")
Lucy finally came lads.
We're all gonna make it
>>57961709
My god she's fantastic.
>>57961748
>Cameron must GO for the legal thing he did!
>>57961748
Should I go? Motivate me to go.
>>57961780
That's a very unusual looking fedora la.
>>57961790
DANIEL
Might just end it
*starts it*
>>57961700
That must have been very awkward
>>57961780
Bet you can only play Smoke on the Water can't you lad?
Is there anything more pathetic than a """"man"""" putting his car through the car wash? Sums up a generation really. Too feminised to be outdoors and getting your hands dirty
might just back it up back it in
let me begin
I like to imagine this is the future of most /brit/ posters
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8OoadkjO8Q
>20 degrees outside feels very warm
>20 degrees inside feels cold
Explain
>>57961883
>Waste two hours of your day cleaning your car to a probably mediocre standard for about 7 quid
>Pay some immigrants a fiver to have it looking fresh
hmmmm
>>57961921
The sun
lads if an order was dispatched first class yesterday and the guy says it arrives in two days, does that mean it will arrive tomorrow or on monday? do postpersons work on sundays?
>>57961883
I thought the car wash was pretty fun when I was a kid
>>57961967
Monday m8
>>57961780
That finish is vile. Nice guitar though, nonetheless. What year is it?
>>57961967
>postpersons
tumblr
>>57961918
Haha thats quality. Oh Jesus.
>>57962014
I should've said postthings desu, be less discriminatory towards the trans-species community
Saudi Arabia Warns of Economic Fallout if Congress Passes 9/11 Bill
http://www.nytimes.com/2016/04/16/world/middleeast/saudi-arabia-warns-ofeconomic-fallout-if-congress-passes-9-11-bill.html?_r=0
WASHINGTON — Saudi Arabia has told the Obama administration and members of Congress that it will sell off hundreds of billions of dollars’ worth of American assets held by the kingdom if Congress passes a bill that would allow the Saudi government to be held responsible in American courts for any role in the Sept. 11, 2001, attacks.
The Obama administration has lobbied Congress to block the bill’s passage, according to administration officials and congressional aides from both parties, and the Saudi threats have been the subject of intense discussions in recent weeks between lawmakers and officials from the State Department and the Pentagon. The officials have warned senators of diplomatic and economic fallout from the legislation.
Adel al-Jubeir, the Saudi foreign minister, delivered the kingdom’s message personally last month during a trip to Washington, telling lawmakers that Saudi Arabia would be forced to sell up to $750 billion in treasury securities and other assets in the United States before they could be in danger of being frozen by American courts.
ww3 is still steadily brewing lads
Grandad has kicked the bucket lads
fucks sake
>>57961880
Not yet lad ffs.
I've got down the du du but I can't manage to grasp the du du do du
>>57962002
2013. The finish is much more subtle in person. The flash just shoots through the transparency
Anyone taken Sertraline before? Is it any good? Does it have side effects?
>>57962083
dear oh dear
>>57962083
>Selling assets
I see no problem with this? domestic investors can buy them cheap, before the value increases again
>>57962177
I've been on it for about 3 months now. It's changed my life for the better, gone from being suicidal constantly to not having a suicidal thought in months. Top stuff. I do tend to have trouble with sleeping though, although that is easing off slowly.
>>57962083
Makes sense desu.
Do you really want a court in Djibouti hearing a case against the American government and seizing American investments in the country to pay any award?
>>57962097
>>57962260
well, at least he went in peace
>>57962287
Close?
>>57962097
RIP in peace
>>57962326
He had motor neurone disease, and that's what killed him
Looking at all the potential side effects Sertraline may cause, I don't think it's worth it. I already have problems getting it up.
>>57962097
rip la
Just woke up after 2 hours of sleep
Not good lad not good
>>57962441
how long did he have it?
ngl if i got diagnosed with ALS or huntingtons-chorea or something like that i'd probs kill myself
>>57962441
>tfw motor neurone disease creeps up on you and gives you a knife in the back from behind
>>57962441
How are you feeling bud?
Was it your mum or you dads dad?
stuck on the tutorial boss of dark souls 3
haha shit game didnt want to be good at it anyway
>>57961515
>>57961352
I was in the library yesterday and got asked if I wanted to donate money to "Syria Relief" by a Muslim girl wearing a hijab
She put a donation paper on the table with a generic logo with Syria Relief on top
I just said I had no money on me and she went to bother someone else
I had a quick google and there's no chaity called Syria Relief
was she trying to scam me?
>>57962507
what are you stuck on?
>>57959977
me with the turban
just got naked then decided i want a drink
fs
>>57962097
that's sad
>>57962500
wife's son's dad's dad
>>57962529
probably
>>57962531
the tutorial boss of dark souls 3
>>57962507
It is actually shit 2bh.
Also have you played 1 or 2? That was probably the easiest first boss in a souls game
>>57962529
Probably just couldn't articulate ''Relief in Syria'' properly. Most likely under some legitimate charity, that provides relief in Syria
>>57962441
would dignitas myself if i had that
>>57962507
Watched enough streams of it now can't be arsed trying it.
>>57962588
oh ye
once you get him to half health and he transitions into that weird growth thing, stick really close to him. you cannot stay within rolling strike distance of him without getting raped by 3 consecutive sweep attacks.
i literally just ran in and started R1 mashing and killed it once he transitioned.
>both grandads died in 1998
went to 3 funerals in the 90s and none since
>>57961700
I recognise that gay blowjob
>>57962492
6 years
>>57962500
Mum's dad. We're going down to London now to sort shit out
where did it go wrong lads?
Literally doing a poo
>>57962529
probably a gypo that's a common scam of theirs
>>57962565
Does Nippon have bubbly anime drugs
>>57961780
how much did you give to customs for it?
>>57962615
>I watch other people play video games
The only acceptable exception is Brood War
>tfw one of your grandmas is making comments about how she doesn't even think she'll be alive in two weeks when you see her and refuses to plan ahead
fucks sake getting worried tbqh
>>57962659
We could have kept the American colonies by making some simple concessions and if we'd been properly prepared for the First World War then the empire wouldn't have fallen apart
reminder that someone made a song out of a /brit/ vocaroo last night
https://clyp.it/g1uppqph
>>57962083
someone on reddit pointed out that saudi arabia wouldn't sell their their assets because it would make them worse off
>>57962678
£130. All they did was loosen the strings and raise the tail piece.
Fucking cunts. The delivery guy told me I should try and re-claim it.
>>57962674
they don't have any drugs
haven't so much as smelt weed so far
Does anybody else have a giant document folder where they keep stuff like important bank documents, letters, passport, etc
My sister literally doesn't have one and just puts her passport 'wherever'
I don't know if I'm being autistic or not but I just presumed everybody had a big folder for this stuff
>>57962708
not downloading your virus m8
literally having a think
>>57962507
what class did you pick?
>21% of people receiving assisted suicide in Dignitas do not have a terminal or progressive illness, but rather "weariness of life".[10]
wew time to book some flights lads
>>57962686
BIG
>>57962683
You don't watch James and Mike Mondays? Neck yourself my man
>>57962727
Dad tries to make me do this but cannot be arsed
Stuff just goes in my cupboard
>>57962727
documents are in a drawer
passport is on the shelf
Is the HSBC website working for you lads?
This film is really good
>>57962762
Read a book you fucking prole
>>57962770
Why though lad?
It's so much easier. Costs like 4 quid for a file and then if you ever need your bank details/passport/birth certificate or anything like that you can just open the folder and you know you won't lose it.
About to finish mandatory military service and then return to London where I lived for the past 4 years lads, will I get girls as "ex-military" ?
Back here nobody gives a shit because everybody has to go anyway
got sunglasses for the ajna chakra
>tfw you know you need to be a bit of a non-caring dick to girls but you feel like a massive arsehole doing it
idk tbqh lads
>>57962816
>prole
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/lisa-edwards/going-on-holiday-on-your-own_b_7660480.html
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
mmm
>>57962858
Don't treat women ANY different to how you treat men
Don't treat women differently based on their looks.
Pretend every woman is an ugly transexual.
ASMR has been proven to be effective for anxiety, pain management, and insomnia
