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desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/

Science Edition


"You cannot expect any rational thought from a religious man. He is like a rocking log in water." - Periyar

invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans and Burmese (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood + (full blood) Amerindians + Gypsies + west INDIANs + INDOchinese people + INDOnesians + people from the INDIAN ocean
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senpai literally no one is up right now?
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>>57925171
I'm up right now ƒam

What's happening everyone?
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>>57926662

foh dirty tamil
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>>57924739
>Periyar
>wiki says he wanted Hindus to convert to Islam

Mashallah.
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>>57927829

dude would have done anything to get rid of brahmins lol

Hated those motherfuckers
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>>57926662
HGello nigeers i'm drink epix xd
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>>57928370
What're you drinking?
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>>57928521
RS
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>>57928521
hOW'S LIFE IN gADDAFU?
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>>57924739
>tfw you will never be /int/ernational and have /int/ernational friends other than Indians
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>>57929279

should've become a bitch software engineer like everyone else in the middle class
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>>57929279
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>>57929279
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>>57929279
I-I can be your friend.
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I have a feeling I'm finally going to get malaria/dengue/whatever-the-fuck-else-mosquitos-carry this summer.
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>>57931439
You're going to get Zika f@m.
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>>57931499
Kolkata is dead
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>>57931439
Gosh, where do you live?
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>>57931499
What's with the sudden interest in all things desi, turtlesbro?
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>>57928736
>RS
Pleb choice mitra
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>>57931569
Woah do you ever post outside of /mena/?
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>>57931622
Tsss, I'm cheating. Don't stone, pls.
>>57931584
I feel a hidden spiritual connection with India. Both of our countries are shitty (to a different extent tho).
>>57931554
Why?
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>>57931704
I wouldn't desu

>I feel a hidden spiritual connection with India. Both of our countries are shitty (to a different extent tho).
Ohhhh yeah
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>>57931704
Any plans to visit india?
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>>57931704
>Why?
Bengalis murdered it.
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>>57931775
Lol. I don't even have to search it myself.
>>57921309

>>57931795
I doubt. I'm extremely hygienic, so I would be scared even to take a shower in the hotel. It'd the living nightmare.

>>57931846
B-but it's a Bengali city.
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>>57931894
>It'd be

>>57931775
By the way, how are you doing?
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>>57931894
Lol yeah. The only difference I see is that Indians don't have our self-hate. At least those I've contacted with.
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>>57931948
Doing pretty..fucked. Our cute uni decided to distribute our internship hours during the semester so life turned into study&work&sleep
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>>57931980
They lack self-reflection. The religion totally forbids any criticism of the caste system making people conform with inequality and shitty living conditions.

Where do you do your internship?
>>57932076
Kek'd.
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>>57932142
Hmm probably yeah

In a court
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>>57932175
I envy you. The first time I did my internship we weren't even told of it until September, so we had to find something in one day (!). So I did it in an enterprise where I didin't even go to - they wrote all the papers for me.

The seond time I was doing it at the enterprise where my mom works, I was told to make a translation of a technical manual.
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>>57932142
>religion totally forbids any criticism of the caste system
Where did you get that idea?
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>>57932840
his ass
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>>57932551
In one day ehh. Hope you dealt with everything successfully
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>>57932980
>>57932840
Prove me wrong. Organisations fighting for Dalite rights base their ideologies on Western secular, humanitarian principles.
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Kinda. It's worth shit anyway since didn't give me any real prospects of employment.
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>>57933258
And you're sure these principles don't exist in Indian thought?
Or that Indians have a supreme text that commands them to commit atrocities against Dalits?
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>>57933555
>Or that Indians have a supreme text that commands them to commit atrocities against Dalits?
Manu Smriti.
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>>57933258
There have been prominent figures and religious groups that have gone against caste and elevated low caste folk throughout Indian history.
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>>57933824
>Manu Smriti
Not binding, and I'm as staunch Hindu as they come.
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>>57933868
For example?
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>>57933824
I didnt even know what it was or it existed before reafing about it here
Neither is hinduism like abrahamic religions where we have to follow a single texts
It has a history of debate and philosphy
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>>57933930>>57933905
Sure. Yet there are millions of people discriminated against who are very unlikely to improve their social position and facing violence from the Hindus.
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Afternoon lads
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>>57934012
>tfw used to webcam and fap to a hot Bangladeshi from interpals
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>>57934106
what's her profile?
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>>57934011
You'd be naive to assume caste discrimination is an exclusive Hindu phenomenon.
It is deeply entrenched in all Indians regardless of religious affiliation.
If anything, the Varna Vyavastha is a exclusive to Hindus.
Learn the difference between Varna and Jati (Caste).
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>>57933911
Buddha, Guru Nanak, Chaitanya, Namdev, Kabir, etc.
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>>57934011
Mostly only in rural backward areas
And to be honest this kind of societal structure was present everywhere in the world before human rights were a thing.
And it will end as soon as the country modernises and uses technology like everywhere else in the world
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>>57934147
It was him.
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Cawfee
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>>57934458
Who's him?
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>>57934837
A guy you dip.
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>>57934947
I thought he had a special thing for brown chicks
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hi i'm back
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>>57931473
Applied Odomos

>>57931569
NCR

>>57931980
Self-hater reporting
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>>57934996
More like a special thing for brown dicks, amiright.
>please laugh at my jokes
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>>57933258
Buddhism is hardly Western
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>>57936314
Buddhism isn't THAT anti-caste 2bh
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>>57934837
He is a bisexual dude. He abandoned me in favour of a Bielorussian (or whatever it's written in English) chick. *Slut.*
>>57936314
Percentage-wise there are almost none Buddhists in India.
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>>57936582
actually a lot of untouchables converted to Buddhism (their own school as well) because of B.R. Ambedkar the guy behind the indian constitution as a means of liberation from the caste system
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hello
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>it took us 35 years to make this
>engine is from GE
>not even suitable for fighting current enemy aircraft

why is India so shit at everything
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How much of your life are you guys comfortable sharing with your friends? I for some reason find it incredibly difficult to share anything, even with my closest friends or even parents.
Thanks for reading my blog

>>57936259(Haha)
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>>57934585
thank you my friend
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>>57936941
I'm always going to live a dual life, one as a keeping up appearances pretend normie, one as a dedicated shitposter and autist
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>>57936878
namaskaaram
>>57936941
I share pretty much everything.
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>>57936927
Because IAF kept moving goalposts and sanctions in the 90s. It's a pretty decent competitor to the chinese J-15 though.
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>>57937066

will they ever make a tejas that is 5th gen that can fight against current US/Chinese models?

Feels like India keeps saying its going to be a superpower but we have nothing to show for it.
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>>57936991
Exactly.
Do you have different versions of >you for different circles of friends?
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>>57937237
Probably not. And Chinese aren't making 5th gen stuff either. Tejas is a replacement for the Mig-21 which this does well.
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>>57937237
Just wait for 2030 dude

I don't even remember the source of the 2030 superpower meme now
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>>57937300
yeah I do, i don't really care because my irl friends are always just sort of passing friendships built around the situation.

in terms of finding a lover though its going to present a problem. I mean I need a girl who can understand and empathise with my skewed sense of humour and interests.
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>>57937371
>
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>finished the uni, almost all grades are excellent
>being a jobless fuck for 9 months
:/
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>>57936941
I share loads, but then regret it.
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>>57937528
>girl
How's the Kyrgyz coming along?

And I am fucked in that regard. I have developed an infatuation, something like this (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerence) for my childhood friend. And I absolutely cannot tell this to anyone IRL, which only complicates the situation.
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>>57938011

lel what a fucking faggot
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HELLO DESIGNATED REDDIT THREAD

LETS GO BOYS
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POO IN THE LOO, PUDOO

>Be Indian
>Shave head for luck

JUST "JUST" MY SHIT UP SENPAI

CANT STINK THE DINK
DINKS GONNA GIVE YOU HIS BIG PINK

WOWZAH

>Be Indian Children
>GET PLAYED BY THE BRITISH PRINCE.

PAKI'D


WOWZAH WOWowowowowowowZAH

>BE INDIAN

WEW
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>>57940197
Hello from r/pakistan
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>>57940395

>LITERALLY HAS A VILLAGE NAMED POO

STINK'D

DINKAN SAVE ME
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>>57940469

>INDIAN QUALITY POSTING

STOP, MY STREET SHITTER
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>>57940524
What the fuck did you just say to me you little p*ki? I'll come over there and shoot you.
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>>57940617

OFF TO /cuck/ YOU GO, I MEANT /cum/.
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>>57940685

>its a repost memes from /tv/ episode.

Ugh, can you please not? To a veteran of theh chanz like me, seeing out of place me-mes is pretty jarring. Please respect my wishes.
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WHat's the quickest way for a software engineer to get a job abroad?
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https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/4ejxip/i_am_on_the_kill_list_this_is_what_it_feels_like/

>Be p*ki
>Get dron'd
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>>57940824
Get sponsored for H1B
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>>57940879
I was hoping for a more elaborate answer.
Did you do MS?On-site?Got a job directly?
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>>57940790

Uh, you don't get to shitpost.

>>57940824

Wash your hands before you use the keyboard, Pudoo.

Also ask /g/

:^)

>>57940834

>Posting reddit

Defence.pk Indians >>>/out/
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>>57940685
>mfw p*kis will never have white servants

>>57940966
I'm studying in uni here
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>>57941054

AKHAND BHARAT 2030

MY VEDIC ARYAN FRIENDO
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>>57940824
>i'm christian
>hate pakis
>i want to help uncle sam drone strike those bitches
welcome to your new home, rajesh
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>>57940980

>What are some funny jokes I can tell to Pakistani chicks?
https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/4ek6b3/what_are_some_funny_jokes_i_can_tell_to_pakistani/

>p*ki internet community
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>>57941123

MOMS GONNA FREAK ANON.
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>>57941202
>mfw kite flying is illegal in p*kistan

https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/4ea2sx/is_kiteflying_illegal_all_across_the_country/
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>>57941476

>DEFENCE.PK TIER BANTER

WEW
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>>57941476

>Be Indian
>SACRIFICED TO DINK

DINK'D
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>>57941555
Time to accept Dinkan Christ as your lord and saviour

https://www.reddit.com/r/pakistan/comments/4d4hjh/10000_pakistani_muslims_accept_jesus_in_one_night/
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>>57941912

>Be Indian
>Shave head for luck
>rub head with dung

WOWZAH
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How is cuckolding viewed as in India? Is it becoming a big thing over there?

What are the chances of a big Moose like me being able to fuck a bhabhi in front of her cowering balding manlet pot bellied husband?
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>>57942883

>Gujjew

BIG BIHARI LUNDS LMAO
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>>57942883
cuckolding is the most degenerate sexual behavior
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>>57944294
Foot fags are a close second though.
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>>57944416

What's going on here?
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>>57944416

Whats third?

T H I C C lovers?
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>>57944532
Pegging maybe
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>>57944522

Mmmm nah, ain't gonna do it.

Did you watch BvS? I did and it was the best capekino I've ever seen. Changed my life.

MCUshit looks like amateur hour against it.
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WE SIGNED THE RAFALE DEAL AFTER MORE THAN A DECADE!!!!!!!!
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>>57944615

Did you pray to Zack Synder for this capekino?
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>>57944656

>Be Indian
>Make In India
>Buy Rafales
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>>57944701
>Be Pakistani
>Have to settle for shitty Chinese and ancient US jets because your government can't afford shit
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>>57944799

>Be Indian
>Pakistani shit planes are more in numbers
>Get killed
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>>57944871
But we have more Dinkans. Checkmate Muslims.
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>>57944930

ITS NOT FAIR
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>>57944532
No, people who like traps.
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>>57944661

Yeah, I actually really liked it unironically.

Even that zionist bitch Gal Gadot was good in it. Cant wait for Affleck directed Batman standalone kino.
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>>57937688
Enjoy it while you can.

>>57937300
>Do you have different versions of >you for different circles of friends?
Yes
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I got 5 on it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lhhSd9q_wZk
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>>57949115

>tfw you'll never be a young hood living in a 90s crenshaw.

Call an arty strike on my position already famiglia
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>>57949364

U can always be this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m38g4L1U0rc
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>>57949115
Cypress Hill or leave, friendo
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>>57949416

Not into that shit

>>57949493

>not Bone Thugz n Harmony
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Bois help
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>>57950708

Fuck off we're full
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>>57950708
>Bois help

What u want nigga bitch boy?!
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>>57950719
I'm coming Gujjew bhaiya :^)

>>57950795
I needed my daily dose of (you)s.
Thanks
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Just nuke pakistan already?

http://defence.pk/threads/india-not-forthcoming-on-resuming-comprehensive-dialogue-pakistan-envoy-at-un.426975/
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>>57951081
>defence.pk
>say something bad about Pakistan and get banned
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>>57951325
>>say something bad about Pakistan and get banned

U can talk shit about Pangastan. U can't say shit about china, that's an automatic permanban. I called mohammed a paedophile and got a 2 week ban. I posted about news about china's falling stock market and got permabanned.
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why isn't vidya more popular in desiland? the only esport pros i can think of are sumail and ritsu. are there just no servers <100 ping for most games?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ok9BS6ZgNUM

Smai Tawi is an Ancient African or Kemetic system of postures and movement that predates Indian Yoga by more than 2,000 years. It combines physical exercise, meditation, self-philosophy and healing through the stimulation and movement of essential life energy throughout the body. Each pose of the Smai Tawi system can carefully massage, stimulate and relax every part of every system of your body

Sexual, Creative or 'Ra' energy is the most powerful force in the universe because it is the power of Creation. Personal growth, Love, Success and health in life cannot be achieved without the peaceful balance and harmonization of this sexual force that shapes our inner and outer selves.

Smai Tawi is a Kemetic (Ancient African) phrase meaning the 'The Union of Two Lands.' It is symbolic of the Higher & Lower Consciousness coming together to balance and keep the mind, body and spirit as One. Smai Tawi is the oldest form of Yoga. It was started by the ancient Kemetic (Egyptian) civilization over 5000 years ago.
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>>57952312

WE
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>>57952760

BE SUM FINNA YOGIZ N KANGZZ N SHIEET FAMMM
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How tall is /desi/
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>>57952823
4'9"
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>>57952823
>How tall is /desi/

WE WUZ GIANTS TELL THE WHITE MAN TOOK AWAY OUR FOODZ.
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>>57950708
Kaisa hai bhai?
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>>57953302
>>57953023
>>57952972

Contribute to my pol thread "blacks invented yoga"
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>>57953445
didn't read it, but i did attend a kemetic yoga course once. the instructor was a black guy (carribbean) -- lean and fit af, but an absolute twat. he seemed stuck in WE WUZ KANGZ mode whenever he had a conversation with me
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>>57953445

Make it again and I'll post in it. I saw it when I was going through the catalogue.

>>57952823

5 foot tall n proud.
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>>57952823
5'9"
just end my life family
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>>57952823
१५ साल की उमृ मे 5'8
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>>57954477

Reported for underage
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>ride in kasol with my BMW tourer

>meet white bois eager to eat my shit

>employ a pothead white boi to clean my bike while I go eat some food

>mfw I'm thankful for Israel, who literally made their soldiers come beg on our streets.

Feels good to have white bois begging in my country.
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>>57954974
Post pics of tourer BMW pleej
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>>57952823
5'11"

>>57953445
>"blacks invented yoga"

Glorified stretches are nothing to be proud of.

>>57954974
So many white servants. 2030 is confirmed.
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>>57953445
>Contribute to my pol thread
>my pol thread
>pol thread
>pol
>
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>>57955711

Hello triggered ESS JAYY DOUBLEUUUU

Banglabois everywhere continue to get BTFO. Literally turks of desi people.
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>>57956597
I made a r*ddit account acting like a Bangla cricket fan and I got banned on the second day.
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>>57952823
5'10.5"
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>>57956640

LMAO,

Bongs on suicide watch.

I'd rather welcome 100s of (You) to Canada than one Bongla.
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>>57955316
>Glorified stretches are nothing to be proud of.
>Having this much self hate
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>>57952972
>>57953976
>>57954058
>>57954477
>>57955316
>>57956825
>not using the metric system
Fucking cucks
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>>57957112
B-but everyone else's used the imperial, I just didn't want to appear as unsophisticated Ruskie bydlo. :c
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>>57957112

I use both faggot. Imperial for height and torque etc.

Also have to use fractions at work 5/16, 3/8 etc.
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>>57956597
>You are an automatic SJW if you don't like /pol/
You try way too hard

>>57956640
I honestly don't care about cricket that much
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>>57957207

But you have shown SJW tendencies in the past.

You are voting for Bernie, you dress like a hipster, you are a """practising""" """muslim"""
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>>57957112
>metric system
We don't use that in the states.
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>>57957250
>"""practising""" """muslim"""
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>>57957190
Using the imperial makes you a cuck.
Using the metric makes you an educated CCCP tier mathematician

>>57957199
>>57957253
Cucks
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>>57957250
>SJW tendencies in the past.
Such as?

>You are voting for Bernie
Not voting 2bh

>Dress like a hipster
????

>you are a """practising""" """muslim"""
That applies to most """""muslims""""" on this board
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good morning

>>57952823
>>57954058
this exact feel
JUST DIE IN MY SLEEP ALREADY
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>>57957303

Its people who claim to be staunchly muslim but do un-islamic things.
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>>57957312
Using metric makes you a cum guzzling homo or a unwashed savage.
Imperial makes you a civilized human being.
>>
>Tfw only ironically religious on /desi/
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>>57957407

I guess I am a cum guzzling human being?

>>57957315

Getting triggered by an subreddit board on 4chan is very SJW-like.
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>>57957399
I never claimed to be a staunchly Muslim. Just a cultural one. The only time I'll ever be staunchly is during Ramadan. Unless you count all my b8 posts
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>>57957303
Do you accept Muhammad ibn Abdullah as your personal lord and saviour?
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>>57957442
>cultural one.
*tips topi*
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>>57957442
>I never claimed to be a staunchly Muslim. Just a cultural one.
How do you view homo then?
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>>57957442

>it was obly b8!! Hahahaha *nervous laugh*

ALL FUCKING BANGLAS MUST FUCKING HANG

I remember you telling us how you stopped getting free gym membership after the owner found out that you were a degenerate.

I have a very good memory.
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>>57957510
>I remember you telling us how you stopped getting free gym membership after the owner found out that you were a degenerate.
story pls
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>>57957442
>Just a cultural one
I fucking hate people who do shit like this.
You are either muslim or you aren't
>>57957461
No I haven't been muslim since I was 14.
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>>57957569
>You are either muslim or you aren't
Probably engages in some WE WUZ ARAB tier faggotry
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>>57957559

Well he pretended to be muslim to his family and friends and got free gym membership because the owner was a muslim too. But then the owner fiund out that he drinks and smokes ganja-charas and bam!, no moree free gym.

The bangla can fill in I missed any details.
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>>57957628
>muslim to his family and friends and got free gym membership because the owner was a muslim

I need to find a gym like this and pretned to be a muslim 2bh
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>>57957510
Do you really think I believe all of South Asia should under Shariah? I'd be killed if I lived in a Shariah state

>>57957569
How do you feel abputNon practising Muslims?
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>>57957696
They're half assing it. They haven't taken the plunge and admitted they don't believe in this shit.
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>>57957696

Yes, and for that I have reported you're IP to Trump HQ. Prepare to get water boarded.

>>57957654

SMH2BHFAM, making us Gujjus look kanjoos.
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>>57957654
It was a good discount not free
And I knew him through the same mowzque too. Plus I don't think O wpuld hamg out with British Muslims
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>>57957818
>Gujjus look kanjoos
You guys are. You can't deny it.
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>>57957818
>MAKING us Gujjus look kanjoos.

top kek kantibhai
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>>57957818
the best feeling in life is knowing you didn't pay
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>>57957818
>Yes, and for that I have reported you're IP to Trump HQ. Prepare to get water boarded.
Unfortunately I think Shilary has the lead. And Ithink he can trust me once he knows how much support I got for him when I dressed up as him for Halloween.
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#freedom
#حرية
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>>57957902
>I dressed up as him for Halloween
reddit
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>>57957902

Lead in what?
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>>57957906
Is this a sex story

>>57957942
I have no regrets, I hqd so much fun that day
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>>57957991
Yep.
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>>57957991
>I hqd so much fun that day
reddit
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>>57957880

If you were the right kind of kanjoos like me, you would build a gym in your house. Thats the way to go, imo, to cut out the middleman. I do most of the maintenance work in the house, my car etc.
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>>57958303
>If you were the right kind of kanjoos like me, you would start doing body weight exercises
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>>57958303
>implying when you're renting a room in london
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>>57958387
>body weight exercises
You're not gonna make it.
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>>57958303
>>57958409
also
>car
i cycle, true kanjoos method of transportation
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>>57958422
But you'll be a true kanjoos
Kanjoosi>Jacked
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>>57958409

>>>57958387 this 2bh. Go chop some logs or something. Nothing beats physical labour for getting fit.

>>57958427

>not walking barefoot
>spending money on a bike

GOY VEY
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>>57958460
>logs in london
guy...
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>>57958481

>london is a tree less post apocalyptic hellhole with rape gangs abound.

At last, I truly see...
>>
>>57958593
its better than living in the middle of nowhere 2bh
>>
>>57958593
It sounds like north jersey.
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>>57952823
6'
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>>57958630

Apply for a construction job or something in the summer. You'll see that all this meme diet muh carbs and gym exercise shit is so restrictive.

>>57958684

Whew, you were almost a king of manlets.
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>>57958734
>construction job for the summer
i wish i had done this last year or the years before that,

its too late at this point
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What are the chances a fair-skinned, slim twink will be groped in a crowded bus/train?
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>>57958841
Depends on what you're wearing.
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>>57958802

How?

>>57958841

Dripping from where?

Peepee or anus?
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>>57958734
In India people call me tall.

Outside of Asia I'm average.

Feels weird man
>>
>>57958969
gotta choose the career for the rest of my life this summer.
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>>57958969
Peepee, obviously.
>>
>>57959098

2bh, anal leakage from prostate stimulation is also possible
>>
>>57959098
l-lewd
>>
>>57959242
>>57959254
S-so what me.. I mean, a hypothetical twink should wear to get groped?
>>
>>57959361

A skirt for easy acess. You can wear a quilt if you don't want to appear feminine.
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>>57959242
>>57959254
>>57959361
>>57959402
Degenerates >>>/out/
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>>57959402
I'm not a CD.
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>>57959448
hello maulana sahib
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>>57959574
Astagfirullah
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>>57931704
>>57931569
>>57931499
>tfw i live there
>>57936927
because of shitty bureaucracy
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>>57959488

Wearing a quilt or lungi isn't cross-dressing you fucking faggot.

I hope you get thrown off a tall building by Russian Homo Hunters.
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>>57960111
>I hope you get thrown off a tall building by Russian Homo Hunters.
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>>57960111
checked
>>
>>57954974
>Israelis
>white
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>>57960111
I KNEW YOU WERE A FUCKING MADARASI IN DISGUISE
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>>57960111
You said 'skirt' which implies a woman's attire like saree or a western-type skirt, not male lungi or mundu. Don't be such a rude asshole.
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>>57924739
Faggots.

On my /desi/. Fuck off degenerates
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>>57961773

>skirt is same as saree

I also said wear a quilt right after. Nice selective reading you mentally unstable flopdick

If your fragile mind can't handle literal words on an image board, get out. Words can have imnense power over you, but only if you let them. Don't give in.

>>57961719

They wear lungis all over India.
>>
>>57961854

Try changing the subject. You can have multiple conversations at once.
>>
>>57961773
>Russian reading comprehension
He said you could wear a quilt so it wouldn't seem feminine.
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>>57961866
Fuck off. You obviously ridiculed me.
>haha wear a quilt you fagget )))
>>57961929
I ain't a goddamn Scotsman.
>>
So how's the weather?
It's like 38 fahrenheit here in NJ.
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>>57961992

Dawww, widdle Igor git his feewings hurt?

>>57962010

>NJ

Edison?

2C / 36F here
>>
>>57961866
We wear dhoti or chadre in the north. You fucking madarasi spy

>>57961992
Believe in yourself turtlesbro. Don't take shit from a couple of madarasi darkies.
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>>57962143
T-thanks.
>>
>>57962143

"A rose by any other name would smell as sweet"

*tips fedora*
>>
>>57962092
>Edison?
No I live in South NJ.
Pretty far away from little india thankfully.
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>>57962010
>°F

Also, get on my level

>>57962092
I think his name is Ilya
>>
>>57962224
When life gives you roses, make kerwa water.

What's happenin in the arctic? You bitches up north keep sending this cold bs down to us in the south

Your ass is up early to be shitpostin here
>>
>>57962314
I hated that shit in ghaziabad. Fuckin hot and dusty.
>>
>>57952823
5,7
>>
>>57962362
who are you?
>>
>>57962229

I've heard stories. Lots of Gujjus there?

>>57962332

We've had a pretty mild winter. It obly went to - 40 C couple of weeks instead of months.

Spring is here now and its been staying pretty warm with rain here and there.

I decided to work nightshift this time, its pretty comfy.
>>
>>57957061
Thank you Gujjew bhaiya

>>57957207
Yeah, do the Bangla diaspora in the US care about it at all?
>>
>>57962511
Yeah there are more than a few Patels in Edison.
>>
>>57962511
Doing what? Security guard?

It's fuckin 40f right now here. Need that mofo sun light so i can sell this shit girl
>>
>>57962635

Nah, just on standby if something goes wrong in the plant.

Working in the oilfield as an engineer.
>>
>>57962667
So shitpostin russians and defending lungis. Nice.
>>
Hello bois, how's everyone doing?
>>
>tfw desi is self sustaining for a few days

wew lads, inb4 it dies
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>>57924739
Turning 24. Don't know what I want in life.

Not good at anything. Not interested in anything.

Wtf do I do guys. Only thing I'm doing consistently is lifting and playing vidya till 5 in the morning
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>>57962875
Desi could always be self sustaining if it wasn't for the Paki cunt.
>>
>>57962912
>Turning 24
Salgirah mubarak, bhai.

Do you live with your parents?Don't they urge you to work?
>>
>>57962912
Read some self help books
Become a Baba
Scam the whiteys
>>
>>57962912

What vidya? We could play together or something?

Are you that insomniac?

Join the army
>>
>>57962992
Yes. I'm a NEET. In every sense. I make module figures and shit post on 4 Chan.

>>57963019
Sure. What do you play?


It's not really insomnia, I just can't get myself to stop thinking about how royally I fucked up and even if I set things straight it won't amount to much. My friends have already finished their masters and are working, I am still here living with my parents
>>
>>57962912
>Turning 24.
Should have made up your mind a few years earlier. You can still join the indian army.
>>
>>57963019
And I can't join the army. I got glasses.
>>
>>57963127
Well, you're the first neet I know who's lifting. Pos your abs & pecs.
>>
>>57963177
I was thinking about learning some programming language and work for 2-4 years and then go for masters.
>>
>>57963127
Just get married and open a business from the dowry money.
>>
>>57962935
>giving him ammo
don't do this

he's alright anyway. his bumps have saved desi
>>
>>57963249
I'm out now. I posted once a while back, everybody called me a faggot

>>57963341

Who the fuck will give his daughter away to a jobless guy like me?
>>
>>57963385
I-I won't judge you, habibi.
>>
>>57924739

what's up family member?
>>
>>57963385
>Who the fuck will give his daughter away to a jobless guy like me?
With that attitude no one will.
>>
>>57963385
You'd be surprised.
But only if your family has a good name in the community.
>>
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>>57963443
>myanmar
>>
>>57963127

I got steam and Nintendo. Post your steam and we'll figure something out.

Programming is a good start, get some certs. Could your friends help you get a job?

Damn son, I really hope you pull yourself out of this conundrum. I've been down this path of unsureness, self loathing and depression.
>>
>>57963443
Are there heavy internet restrictions in Myanmar?
>>
>>57963512
m'yanmar

>>57963570
nah, but it's slow as fuck tho.

>tfw can't watch a youtube video at more than 360p
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>he plays video games
>>
>>57963620
so lets get down to business here

rohingyas dindu nuffin or are they bad?
>>
>>57962912
Gonna turn 24 too this month
>>
>>57963620
Wait, Myanmaar had that Lithuania+Star flag. When did that change?
>>
>>57963705
>, Myanmaar had that Lithuania+Star flag
that is their new flag, hiroshima nagasaki hasn't updated their flag yet
>>
>>57963667

I unironically believe they dindu nuffin. I am nice guy so my heart bleeds for them. I don't know enough about anything to actually say if they should be citizens though, and I don't think most people do either.
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>>57963799
I suppose Burma is now invited to desi thread since you were part of British India/Raj or whatever

>tfw we still haven't managed to get a bhutanese poster lel

I think there is Sri Lankan who used to post in /cric/, not sure if he ever psoted here
>>
>>57963799

What do you think of Banglas?

Should be exterminated yes/yes?
>>
>>57963799
are you actually burmese or just someone posting from there?

if the former please explain burmese music to me:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3Ynt9HVMQM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eokmRrdnzwc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dvpGSnSMHQ

this track is dope though:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jK69A6NrBeQ
>>
>>57963872
>I suppose Burma is now invited to desi thread since you were cucked by firangi as well.
>>
>>57964012
we need as many posters as we can get 2bh
>>
>>57964012

WE WUZ COLONIZED N SHITZZ
>>
>>57964216
>tfw all major historical figures were indian

WE
>>
>>57963739
Yeah. Even my flag has a yellow top band instead of a saffron one.
>>
>>57963895
>>57963895

I don't have an opinion on any ethnicity. The only reason I feel for the Rohingya is because they are being treated like shit by both the Bangaldeshi and the Burmese governments. The least we can do is to treat them like people.

>>57963959
Actually Burmese.

The anthem's name means "Until the end of the world", but it's a pretty terrible tune tbqh f a m

I don't care for Burmese music, classical or contemporary. There's a stagnation of talent here, it's pretty terrible.

>it was illegal to portray poverty in films until very recently
>>
>>57964275
But why does it all sound all like out of tune though? the music sounds like someone just randomly pressing keys on a piano
>>
>>57964303

fuck man, I don't know. that's just the way it is.
>>
>>57964370
that's pretty post-ironic of your country's musicians i suppose
>>
>>57964415

everything's a meme
>>
>>57964461
Is it safe to visit your country?
What areas do you recommend?
Any no go areas due to conflict?
How expensive is it?
>>
>>57964216

THE WHITE MAN BE TRYNNA KEEP US DOWN IT'S MYANMAR NOT BURMA REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
pls come back Britain ;__;
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>>57964630

yes very safe and very cheap. people are nice here. It's only dangerous in areas where no tourist would want to go to anyway.

Bagan is a popular place.
>>
>>57965553
>>57965553
>>57965553
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>>57964792
Have you even built anything there in the past 1000 years after we left it?
>>
>>57964792
My friend from Mizoram crosses the border into Burma to buy alcohol. He fills up his jeep with beer and alcohol and stays a night there. Comes back to Mizoram the next day. All this without passport/visa.

>>57966404
>we

>>57963019
>Are you that insomniac?
That's me.
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>>57962912
>Turning 24. Don't know what I want in life.
>Not good at anything. Not interested in anything.

Are you me?
>>
>>57963443
no phone call from Rangoon yet.
>>
Why the thread has been deleted?
>>
What the fucking fuck? Why has the other thread been deleted?
>>
>>57969188
>>57969128
obviously your pic was too lewd or something

lemme make a new
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>>57969188
>>57969128
also this thread hasn't reached bump limit yet
>>
I made a new one

>>57969263
>>57969263
>>57969263
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>>57963443
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