desi /देसी/ /دیسی/ /দেশি/ /દેશી/ /ದೇಶಿ/ /ദേശി/ /දේශිය/ /ଦେଶୀ/ /ਦੇਸੀ/ /தேசி/ /దేశీయుడు/ /དེསི/
Stop deleting the threads edition
"Araam haram hai!" -Jawaharlal Nehru
invited: Indians + Pakistanis + Nepalis + Sri Lankans + Bhutanese + Bangladeshis + Maldivians + Afghans and Burmese (if they want) + Diaspora + People with desi blood + (full blood) Amerindians + Gypsies + west INDIANs + INDOchinese people + INDOnesians + people from the INDIAN ocean
Not invited: Dalits and bullies
>>57969347
t. Dalit
How was your day anon?
>>57969347
Dat racis. And Hindus were arguing with me it's lies.
>>57969375
Slept at 7 in the morning and got up at 3. Tab tak adha din to dhal hi gaya tha.
Aap batao.
Thread theme: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XRjtboyYik
>>57969413
You're a newfag in /desi/. You're not familiar with the age old /desi/ tradition of not inviting Dalits.
Morning lads!
>>57969677
Sup. Post your belly.
>>57969817
can you stop gaying up our general please.
>>57969570
I'm doing photography for a major event here. Feels pretty good man, it's the only thing I do semi well so the complements are great.
>>57969677
Just found out that this guy was also responsible for the Bangladesh national anthem and the Sri Lankan anthem.
Bengalis truly are the masterace.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5zkgaOuQ8A
Bengali bump.
What a beautiful language.
>>57970080
Any tips on how to get gud at photography? I have DSLR lying idle at home because I don't know what to do with it besides putting it on auto mode and clicking zoomed-in pics of animals and flowers.
>>57970161
>indian national anthem
good but usually ruined by trying to be perform it over emotionally
>bd national anthem
really good shame about the country
>SL anthem
top meme anthem
>>57970161
Actually he was not directly responsible for the SL national anthem. That was done by another guy who was heavily inspired by Tagore though.
>>57970363
Thanks anon
>>57970543
>shame about the country
oh you
>>57970424
Well obviously read the manual and look at tutorials (both general and specific to anything you're interested in). Also, read about composition, settings, and general rules.
Where in India do you live? Also, if possible, always keep your camera with you. India's an excellent place to just get out on the street and take some photos.
>pic related
Why are people from South India and Sri Lanka so ugly?
>>57965142
>>57970161
>bengali now
What went wrong?
>>57970922
>Sri Lanka
IDK but, I've found every Sinhala girls to be decent looking.
>>57970943
Letting a communist party rule you for over 50 years will do that.
>>57970798
Is that Safdarjung's tomb?
>where do you live
Dilli.
>>57970543
Why is Sindh still part of national anthem when it's not even a part of our country?
On a side note, a friend of mine went to buy pic related and was asked to sing the National Anthem by the showroom staff. The chuttad fucked up and had to learn the anthem by heart and sing it without mistake.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIuV7dO5qm8
>>57971221
Yeah it is. Delhi's an amazing place to be for photography. There's street photography that you can do anyways like Chandni Chauk, and cityscape photography in Hauz Khas fort, Safdarjung's tomb, Qutub minar, red fort, the parliament area, and so many other places as well. You just have to make the effort of going out.
>pic related in Hauz Khas fort
>>57971419
modern bangla songs are cancer
>>57971221
Do we get a discount for knowing the national anthem?
>>57971543
What??? This one is very nice.
>>57971564
Don't think so. I think that singing the anthem is necessary if you want to buy the limited edition (the one which has used the metal from INS Vikrant).
>>57971507
>you just have to make the effort of going out
No way I'm going out for photography in this heat.
>pic related in Hauz Khas fort
Doesn't look like it.
>>57971760
>I think that singing the anthem is necessary if you want to buy the limited edition (the one which has used the metal from INS Vikrant).
Why??
>>57971632
I like the oldies better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnKQw3VPTs0
>>57971760
Go during sunrise or sunset, it's cooler and the best time to take photos
I'm embarrassed of all my Delhi photo because I was trying a new style then.
This is also Hauz Khas fort
Like or comment bhailog?
>>57971864
The songs are beautiful. Does the colloquial Bengali sounds good to you (if you have had any exposure to it, ofc)?
>>57971985
What is that? Explain to firangî, please.
>>57971985
Posts like those are bound to get more likes than comments because people mindlessly press like. So the creator of that post is either muslim or stupid
>>57972115
>is either muslim or stupid
;^)
I see what you did there.
>>57971985
Why indian net space is predominantly cringe?
>>57972074
>Does the colloquial Bengali sounds good to you (if you have had any exposure to it, ofc)?
Yes.
/desi/GNATED
no northerners are invited either, they're just iranians.
>>57972266
/cum/ming
anyone here had an arranged marriage? Do you have sex on the first night? How does it work are you both silent and in bed and you just slip it in?
Or are you "wanna bang"?
>>57971419
fuck , man.
that song reminded me days of my youth when i tragically engaged in the affair of one sided love.
it got worse when i started having feel fap during Arcuid's sex scene in Tsukihime
>>57971804
http://www.financialexpress.com/auto/news/bajaj-v-a-bike-made-of-ins-vikrants-metal-launching-on-february-2/221836/
https://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/INS_Vikrant_(R11)
>>57971966
>this is also Hauz Khas fort
Yeah, now I recognize it.
>I'm embarrassed of all my Delhi photo
The one with Safdarjung's tomb is quite good.
>>57971985
Commented and shared.
>>57972296
>kallu mallus not invited
>northerns not invited
>NEs are chinkis, so they are uninvited by default
Who can post in /desi/?
>>57972430
anglos
>>57971543
>>57972411
Are you guys bongs?
>>57972389
Do you think the people meet for the first time on the night of the wedding?
>>57972411
>i started having feel fap during Arcuid's sex scene in Tsukihime
>>57972389
>Or are you "wanna bang"?
Most probably this, but not on the first night. The dulha dulhan are too tired to do anything after taking part in all the chochlebazi.
>>57972469
Time for another Quit India Movement
>>57971985
I'd probably unfriend this person
>>57972074
786 is some muslim holy number
30 is some hindu/buddhist/sikh holy number
>>57972074
ॐ= Hindu
786=Islam
Normiebook dick waving contest
>>57970424
>>/p/
Is the board you are looking for
>>57972473
Just a connction
>>57972469
>>57972647
you can't get rid of our influence, its the second aryan invasion, even as we speak, our language and culture reaches another poor indian.
>>57972598
>>57971221
Man the headlight is fucking ugly. Otherwise a great looking bike. Should have gone with the old school pulsar headlamp
>>57972699
>30 is some hindu/buddhist/sikh holy number
>>57972913
the anglo is eternal, always waiting, always ready to cuck
>>57972699
>30 is some hindu/buddhist/sikh holy number
>30
>>57972699
>30
This nigga
>>57973073
>>57973156
>inb4 you've never thought this
lets make ameme out of this
>>57972699
>sikh
also before Manmukh comes and starts lecturing me, it was a slip of the tongue.
POOOOOOOO
WOWOWOWZAH
>>57973508
not this fucker.
>>57972699
>>57972738
Gotcha.
>mfw Indians use cow dung to fertilize their heads after shaving them for luck
Mods please delete this thread
OH YEAH GROOVY BABY
>Be Indian
>WORSHIP LATRINES.
WOWZAH
IN BLISS AFTER DRINKING COW PISS
AHAHAHAHAHA WOWZAH
>>57969263
Can anyone get me a source on these tits? Been searching for ages
>Be Indian women
>drop you wallet
>get raped
>>57974102
Also can any telugus red pill me on your new capital? Why is there a gigantic Buddha statue there? Are you guys Buddhists?
>Indians unironically need videos to tell them to shit in the loo
WOWZAH
>>57974159
/r/ is dead :(
>Be vedic Aryan
>Get shot by Pakistani Border Control
VEDIC ARYAN PRIDE WORLD WIDE
>>57974221
So is this thread.
>>57974311
Ehh... We have the shit poster to keep it alive
>>57974102
MOOOOODS
>Be Indian
>Choke in the Ganges
WOWowowowowowowowZAH
>>57974351
>b-but he keeps the threads alive
/desi/ has always been slow. Admit it, the thread dies when he posts.
>>57974351
>>57974311
>googled some sources on Bengali
>found a shitty reprint of a 70's Soviet book
>some pricey manuals or ones that have almost zero torrent seeds
>noob Teach Yourself and Colloquial books which give dialogues and texts in transcription with crappy pronunciation explanations like "this sounds as D in English dick" etc.
*sigh*
the unrelenting paki
Friendly reminder to report the paki shitposter.
>>57974534
You can't get me banned as my shitposts are about the subcontinent
>>57974555
Why do you want to learn bengali? Try searching for books in your cities library
>>57974722
It sounds nice, has lots of speakers, it's desi related. I mean, brown pussy and boipucci all rook the same to me so it doesn't make a big deal for me if they are from Uttar Pradesh or West Bengal.
Man, I live in a 500k city. I don't expect the library to amaze me by its assortiment.
>>57974853
i'm learning bengali too, pronunciation varies a lot between people, but try forvo for getting the gist of it. while the teach yourself book might insist on 'correct' pronunciation of the d's and r's etc they all usually sound the same
>>57976034
Wow. What are your reasons?
>>57976121
hopefully going to do a TEFL course in kolkata in august and then teach. the hours are good with acceptable pay, and if OLX has anything to say then i'll be able to get something
basically just fed up with jobs in america and want minimum income + social opportunities to work on my video game
>>57976437
>tfw you're not a member of the American master race who can go to work anywhere he wishes
I hope you'll succeed. But why Kolkata and India in general for that matter?
Forgot the pic.
>>57976681
delet this
>>57969263
>indias Parliament looks like a loo
>still can't poo in regular ones
>>57976779
Don't be such a fag, your response is too gay even for me.
>>57976966
>posted a wet female boob
>gay
Down with you, folks.
>>57976611
>can go to work anywhere he wishes
i wish, i have no money and have to convince my parents or do fucking ultra full-time customer service for months before i can afford to go.
america sucks and india is the opposite. kolkata is super good for me because it's inexpensive, the women are hot, good food, etc. i don't really care about the filth and corruption memes and most people who travelled there say they liked it
>>57977007
/desi/ is a family-rated general please tone down the sexual themes.
< pic related is more in line with desi (no not the kissing just the flags)
>mumbai winning
>parthiv patel and pandhya playing for mumbai not gujarat
hmm
>>57977126
>t. بوليس شريعة
>>57977183
then again the mumbai team being more gujarati than the gujarat team is also pretty realistic
>>57977265
can't read that senpai
>>57977316
t. shari'a police
India a cool
>>57977054
>america sucks and india is the opposite
Man, you're first-worlder and ofc India is gonna be dirt-cheap for you. Probably one of the most expensive things here for you is the plane ticket .
>>57977265
Bolees shariah lol this guy
>>57977449
Glad I earned your kek.
gujarat wins again
rest of India on pooicide watch
>>57977735
Team owned by patels. Shit was rigged.
>>57971221
>>57971760
I studied in a fucking catholic school and we were made to sing the national anthem everyday, how do you not know it by heart and call yourself an Indian or educated in India at that?
>>57977855
>literally every team they've played thus far has been owned either by gujjews or marwaris
wew
>>57977416
True; the ticket, course, and a 1bhk + deposit are each about $1k. However, I have no money, so these things are prohibitively expensive.
Don't believe the memes, there is a complete job freeze and no one is actually hiring. The only people who got jobs out of my engineering degree program either got it from their parents or because they're minorities/women.
>>57977054
Btw could you share some learning materials?
>>57977054
It still baffles me how ridiculously cheap India is.
>>57978032
Totally rigged then. Fuckin jews
>>57978259
Are you Nepali or an expat?
any Indian architect here? im designing something in Kolkata but I can't find the local codes and landuse map.
>>57978117
>The only people who got jobs out of my engineering degree program either got it from their parents or because they're minorities/women.
Which Uni? All my pals got placed the minute they finished their masters, including whites
>>57978395
Just build whatever you want senpai. Just keep 50% of the budget for yourself.
>>57978352
Nepali, unfortunately.
>>57977126
DELET THIS
>>57978667
I'm Russian, unfortunately, too.
>>57978395
Why won't you ask your client?
>>57978140
memrise has some lessons on verb inflection i found really useful, since those morph the most and small verbs can be unrecognizable unless you know
i choose a few articles from anandabazar to try and understand each day, that's where things can get frustratingly obtuse and sentence order sometimes doesn't seem consistent.
of course, google translate is your best friend, and writing things down in lists helps. i have a list of about 40 verbs and a table of verb inflections that i play around with
so far i'm trying to understand when ও and ই are anomalously added onto the ending of nouns, i think they turn them into adjectives but i'm not sure.
also, http://www.lexilogos.com/english/bengali_dictionary.htm can help too, just use whatever you can find because apparently no one actually teaches bengali outside of bengal
>>57978259
india is a buyers' market, america is a sellers' market. i'm a buyer, so the choice is simple
>>57978462
i won't say exactly, but it was an expensive private uni that is "renowned" in a particular engineering field. it had no research opportunities, and while it has a supercomputer, there are no vacuum chambers or high voltage power supplies
maybe i should have cucked myself into getting a masters' at that shitty place since not having bachelor's prestige from some place like stanford/MIT means i can't get do grad school anywhere better, but fuck it i just need a grill and some free time to finish my video game an then i'll be rolling in cash.
it's funny, even my dad who has 30 years experience in 10 different business areas and upper management is now in the midst of a company breakup because of shitty executives and even he has been looking for a new job (in advance) for the last year and a half
>>57978395
This >>57978609
Make sure you use the lowest grade material which is bound to degrade after a few years and when it falls it kills more of those commie bastards.
>>57978960
>google translate
You kidding me. I never, NEVER use it. Only dictionaries.
Well, I expected some book or manual especially dealing with writing. But thanks anyway.
>>57979230
>I never, NEVER use it
This. I've never found it useful. It always fails to conjugate the words correct. I prefer Yandex for Russian. Don't know how good it is for other languages.
>>57978738
Well at least things can't get exponentially worse so there's that.
>>57979368
>>57979230
I only use it for single words and general meanings while I fill in the inflections. It's not the most accurate, but it is the fastest
>>57979368
How is your progress with Russian? Any questions/issues to clarify?
>>57979368
>I prefer Yandex for Russian.
You reminded me how they closed Yandex.Cлoвapи. :/ It was one the best dictionaries ever with a good thesaurus and plenty of examples of use.
>>57979387
Just wait.
>>57979661
>>57979387
Why are you responding to yourself?
>>57979692
I'm not.
>>57979960
>two Nepalis
Suspicious.
>>57980005
there are two or even more
i think they are high school (but not underaged banned) babbies
>>57979661
Maile chappal ulto rakhera ho yo saab?
>>57980110
Man, I wish I wasn't just wasting my life away
>>57980690
> wasting my life away
How so?
>>57980768
University is fucked, teachers are never present and every other student is trying to get me to join one communist party or other so I'm just staying at home all day doing nothing.
>>57981011
Shit is crazy. In Russia unis are very apolitical.
>>57981011
wew lad
>>57981096
Private Unis aren't like that but everything the
government touches is absolute shit here.
By the way, how is the cold war taught there?
>>57980690
>>57981011
How u feel about unrest in South Nepal that caused supplyline disruptions at the Indian-Nepal border a few months ago?
>>57981439
>By the way, how is the cold war taught there?
As the ideological and geopolitcal confrontation between the USSR-led communist bloc and the USA and its allies.
>>57981606
Who loves the USSR more, India or Russia?
>>57981682
Does India love it?
>>57981456
I couldn't buy Lays chips or salt anywhere so I felt pretty bad. As for the Party causing the blockade, they're a bunch of assholes but then again, so are all the other parties.
>>57981606
T-thanks..
>>57981811
Madhesh independence when :^)
>>57981011
>Not joining the student union and becoming the president of Nepal
Time to stop being an embarrassment to your ancestors, Bikram.
>>57981722
You have no idea
>>57981881
I give them a week or so before the Tharus and the Madhesis start eating each other or something.
>>57982012
I've never been to jail so theres no chance of me getting anywhere in politics. And the President is just there to look pretty and do fuck all.
>>57982012
I know the USSR built some major industriual and infrastructure projects here but I don't know how it's relevant today. Enlighten me, sahab.
>>57982153
>Tharus and the Madhesis start eating each other or something
Madhesh independence surely means absorption in into Bh*rat right?
>>57982153
Stop being a sissy who's afraid of a little sasural visit
>>57982228
USSR supported India in the 1971 war against P*kistan, which was supported by USA.
Story goes that a Soviet sub trailed the US carrier fleet thinking of entering the Bay of Bengal to help the p*kis who were getting their asses whooped. Spooked the murricans enough to drop any such thoughts.
>>57982660
Didn't know the submarine story, thanks.
>>57982768
What part of India are u from. Every Indian is taught that story by the parents? That and the thirsty crow story
>>57982872
I'm Russian. And tell me the thirsty crow story.
>>57982426
Yeah, probably. I don't really get what India will gain by basically increasing the size of UP and Bihar by a little bit. Its not like there are some super rare resources there that India doesn't already have in abundance.
>>57982660
I am for one. They're all psychopaths here.
>>57982768
They also supported India in taking Goa.
>>57982768
https://in.rbth.com/articles/2011/12/20/1971_war_how_russia_sank_nixons_gunboat_diplomacy_14041
>>57982930
>I'm Russian. And tell me the thirsty crow story.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPktMBW2k98
Kallu is racsit word for nigger btw >.>
>>57982947
muh AKHAND BHARAT pham
>>57983058
And... what's the moral?
>>57983417
>And... what's the moral?
Moral: Think and work hard, you may find solution to any problem.
>>57983058
i vaguely remember this story
>>57983417
Where there is a will, there is a way. ie. throw stones at shit and it'll sort itself out.
>>57983516
>>57983590
prefer akbar-birbal stories though
>>57983638
>muzzie stories
Absolutely mlecch
wtf i love india now
>>57983595
>throw stones at shit and it'll sort itself out
>>57983693
birbal is a hindu and he's the smartest guy in those stories, all the muzzies are retards
>>57983706
Return the marò
>>57983848
>birbal is a hindu and he's the smartest guy in those stories, all the muzzies are retards
You have to forgive me, Birbal sounds a lot like mohammed.
>>57979518
>How is your progress with Russian?
I've touched all the 6 cases briefly. Really need to practice my speaking and reading. But I'll not be doing that for the next few months as I'll be a bit busy.
>You reminded me how they closed Yandex.Cлoвapи. It was one the best dictionaries ever with a good thesaurus and plenty of examples of use.
Are you talking about an app or a real physical dictionary?
>>57982872
I was never told any of hese stories.
>>57985918
*these
>>57985792
https://slovari.yandex.ru/
A site.
>>57985918
>>57982872
please tell me i'm not the only one who remember singing this growing up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EGMd6ixunZE
alright which one of you gandus was this
>>57985828
>>57985828
>>57985828
Don't think i'm going to make it lads. Week's been hard.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E1c37mFAKG0
>>57988488
>Be Indian
>Contemplate suicide
HAHAHA WOWZAH
>>57988946
How do I become suicide thought free, pham?
>>57989473
Kill yourself.
>>57989817
At last, I truly see....
whoa....
>>57989888
MOMS
>>57989947
FINNA
>>57969263
Indo-Guyanese here. I want to visit the homeland one day. Is it as smelly, dirty and savage as they say?
>>57988946
Pic related
>>57993791
depends on where you go, the whole area where taj mahal is is compacted and filled with people and dirty as fuck
>>57987358
>not posting the superior bro-tier version
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R4XU7VFllWE
>>57993791
>Guyana
meme country.
Toronto?
>>57995793
Guyana makes dope rum.
>>57995886
Fuck off you alky. Please drown in a barrel of rum.
Have you ever had Strongbow? Its my favourite wobbly-pop.
It's a silly question but still I can't not ask. Punjabi speakers are called Punjabis, Pashto speakers are called Pathans/Pashtuns, Bangla speakers are called Bengalis. What are Hindi speakers called? It seems like there's no name for such an ethnicity.
>>57997197
Madrasis
>>57997233
:^)
>>57997197
Potty
>>57997261
So, what are you? Desi or an Arab or something?
>>57997277
)))
>>57997301
Russian. Fair-skinned, with light eyes.
>>57997420
Cool
>couple of slavs with Russian sounding accents at work
>talk to them about how based Putin is
>they turn out to be Ukrainian
>>57997529
>Putin
>based
Where do you work btw?
>>57997557
Alberta
One guy's name is Pavlo. He is a big guy, 6'6" and funny as fuck.
>>57997420
>Fair-skinned with light eyes.
FAIR N LOVELY OUT
>>57997724
>PAVLO
OUT
>>57997724
I meant the professional area.
>>57997798
He cleans loos
>>57997798
Loo cleaner / toilet technician
>yfw entire subcontinent gets DINKAN'D
>>57997197
>What are Hindi speakers called?
Pakis.
>>57974174
Its a planned city near Vijayawada. It was built near the capital of the Satavahanas, who were great developers of central India. While they were Hindu, they promoted Buddhist culture. The town is also the location of one of Ashoka's pillars and of a great stupa. Historically, it was one of the great centres of Buddhism in India.
>>57974174
Why is there a 1st world looking city in the middle of India?
>>57998711
>1st world
Well meme'd
>>57997197
>What are Hindi speakers called?
नौकर
(naukar)
>>57997301
"White Russian"
>>57996073
>cider
What are you 4 years old? Who the fuck drinks apple juice???
You're in kaneda. Go pick up some crown royal
>>57999477
*tips top hat*
>>57999477
>drinking whiskey in current year
>>57999552
???? What does that even mean. Are you drunk on apple juice talking about hats?
Fucking madrasis man. They drink and talk babble
Will the new Lincoln look anything like this? I want it so bad.
REEEEE, DIASPOORA OUT
>>57999619
It means I am making a tipping motion with my hand in my proverbial top hat at how euphoric I am feeling after seeing you're post. Exactly like an old English gentleman tipping his hat at a m'lady.
>>57999689
New continental senpai, it looks pretty good. A nice car for sure.
>>57999749
>drinking apple juice
WEW
>>57999749
>>57999825
>kenny powers
BASED. I loved that show.
>>57999798
Are you an actual Paki or a proxyfag? What led you to become who you are today?
>>57999825
>unironically posting tumblr images
MY PANSEXUAL MAYONISE WHITE NUMALE SISTER
>>57999876
I am the shitposter, you cuckold
>>57999882
*Mayonnaise
>>57999749
>New continental senpai, it looks pretty good. A nice car for sure.
Wew, I didn't realize they announced it already. Glad they kept it looking pretty close to the concept car. Looks way better than the German luxury cars and the new Cadillacs.
>>57999876
Aite i'll let your gay drinking habits slide then.
WE'RE ALL MEXICANS! I'M A FUCKING MEXICAN!
>>57999928
Yeah, I know. Answer me.
>>57999944
Yeah, 2017 model.
>>57999984
>Implying I have a drinking habit. Fuck off degenerate.
>>57999984
>Be Indo-Mexican
>Poo on Wall
WOWZAH
>>58000097
I am a proxy.
;^)
>>58000162
>INDIAN POST REDIRECTION
>>58000000
Where my ghazal boys at?
>>58000213
It's only my 3rd day on 4chan
pls don't bully while I learn
>>58000261
I DO NOT POO IN LOO
THATS WHY THE WESTERNERS ARE DISGUSTED WITH ME TOO
I WISH I NEVER ATE THAT CURRY STEW
EVEN MY LOVER HAS LEFT ME FOR THE PAKISTANI BOHOO.
AT LEAST I HAVE MY HOLY COW, WOHOO.
>>58000263
>>>/facebook/
>>58000177
>proxy
All my fantasies ruined, thanks a lot!
>>58000432
Yes, I am a proxy.
Lun peh char aur apni baji koh mere tatteh chusswah
>>57971221
Topkek, but the bike's pretty ugly though
>>57999597
He's Punjabi, what else do you expect?
