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our nige edition
cara
crayon pop
maisie is my gf
>>57771065
This is an incredible post
>>57771060
>not knowing what representative means
come on that's GCSE maths
>>57771092
everyone look at this runt
apparently bruce is not a fan of his new currency
Cuck,.baka DESU senpai lad
>>57771150
not a fan at all
>>57771150
It's a bloody mess is what it is
>>57771150
>bacteria and a Queen look-a-like
ah yes, very impressive
My uncle doesn't smoke but he has a special smoking room in his house and buys cigars and cigarettes "in case a guest of his happens to smoke". He says he tends to join such a guest in the smoking room and have a drink or (rarely) a smoke as well. He told me it would be rude to make a guest smoke outside/on the balcony.
Is he just an insane toff or is he onto something?
>4 (four) /brit/s in the catalog
GET EM JANNY
>>57771113
likewise lad xx
>>57771150
Looks like it got designed by a bisexual Sydney arts student
>>57771167
mate that's literally the room where he sucks off blokes
don't go in there
All jokes aside has anyone here actually been cucked? Share stories x
Just remembered that corrie had a character called deirdre rachid
>>57771167
i dont think its cigars being smoked in there lad
DMT: Online
Meltatonin: Online
Pineal Gland: Online
Third eye stable, all systems nominal
>Turn on tv
>Mum left the channel on ITV Be
>Some yank home renovation show
Can't fucking stand yanks. They're so annoying
I feel like the quality of my posts will decide the fate of this thread even though it probably wont...
I mean I'd like to create some quality posts to keep the new thread alive but I can't think of something clever to submit haha
>>57771223
And that is funny because?
>>57771167
No that's called being a good host. I have a coffee machine even though I don't normally drink coffee for much the same reason.
>>57771218
yeah
just watched a guy fuck my girlfriend while filming it. nothing much to it desu
haha lads x
>>57771266
self absorbed cunt
remember when we had that thread that was 100% slagposting
enjoyed that immensely
>don't really want to do anything, not even games, reading or girls
>go to work
>feel even more worn because I didn't do anything yesterday
>repeat
Bloody hell
>>57771300
are you twelve?
>>57771270
Rachid
Women are Vile
They've all had menstrual disasters in public
>>57771324
but le slag crisp banter xD
>>57771323
Is it true everyone in Aus is jacked as fuck
I was thinking of going but I'm worried I won't be able to pull because of the intense competition
!WARNING!
!WARNING!
!MELATONIN ERROR!
!MELATONIN ERROR!
!WARNING!
!WARNING!
SEEK SHELTER IMMEDIATELY OR FACE RA'S WRATH
>>57771334
Your mum had a menstrual disaster in a hospital and now we all have to suffer for it
>>57771150
it looks like a budget year 5 social studies textbook
Lack fulfilment
>>57771323
you'd be more handsome with my cum all over your face you dirty slut
fag
universal credit? not a fan
>>57771383
>>57771323
go for a run
promise youll feel loads better
>>57771386
wew
Norgay
On this day, 55 years ago, Yuri Gagarin made the first journey into outer space when his Vostok spacecraft completed an orbit of the Earth in 1961.
That's the way it's gonna be little darlin
You'll go riding on the horses yeah yeah
35% of british muslims think jews go on about the holocaust too much
>>57771426
like if you're watching this in 2016
>>57771292
bit rude that
>>57771354
Find a different angle
>>57771402
Fuck off lad I did competitive cross-country for five years and I'm sick of running
>>57771218
not me but >>>/r9k/27812569
Poleaboo just got back from the barbers
>not much of a queue, waited less than 5 minutes
>said I wanted a number 1 on the back and sides and a Caesar cut on top
>once again he took "Caesar" to mean "scissor"
>Asked how short I wanted it, he suggested half off
>I said more
>He said short
>I said yes
>I fucked up in previous haircuts not asking for it to be short enough
>He later asked about sideburns
>asked if I didn't want them done and if I was keeping a beard
>I fucked up and said "yes"
>Last fuck up was when he asked about my fringe
>He asked how I comb my hair
>Poleaboo doesn't comb his hair, though when he leaves the house he does sweep his hair to the left or right
>Barber suggested different styles, he must have misheard me, behaved as if I had said "yes" to the wrong one
>also asked how short I wanted the finge
>I couldn't say anything
>He suggested short
>I said "yes"
how do you decide what language to learn lads
i'm bored af so i figure I may as well learn a language but which one......
35% of british muslims would fondle their children if nobody found out
>>57771477
how can you be sad with those digits? I checked them btw :^)
>>57771500
Might as well learn Chinese since they're slowly taking over our country.
>>57771232
>>57771209
How do you know?
>>57771369
That doesn't make sense
>>57771503
so 35 percent of brits would diddle their kids? bit redundant to say muzzies and brits innit lad
doing a watching old top gear on Dave and hating it.
>>57771503
I'd fuck a girl in puberty in nobody found out desu
>>57771503
too bad mine is true tho
>>57771503
They should run for MPs.
>>57771492
I've seen what you look like and you would look horrendous with a caesar you utter weapon
These latest stats about Muslims are only the views of 1000 Muslims, less than 0.01% of the population in the UK
doing a poo
watch my shandy
@57771589
*poos in your shandy*
haha not even gonna give you a (You)
>>57771492
Just shave bald lad.
>>57771586
So the actual number of muslims with these disgusting opinions is 100x what this report says then
>>57771563
you're fucked in the head my friend lol
As Poleaboos project ended in success he is ready to move on
He can get on with his life
Problem being though, he doesn't have much a life
So now his main goal is to create a life
First steps would be making friends and having a social life
So would anyone here like to be Poleaboos friend?
walk all way post parcel no card all way back
>>57771500
learn some english... im talking like, nouns, pro-nouns, verbs n shit. just master english and then worry about the third world shit later
>>57771586
it's representative
>>57771650
get that nerd shit out of my general fuckwit
dont reply to him
>>57771500
kanker
>>57771650
nah that sounds gay hahahahaha
i'd learn some mainstreamish language that has some purpose but idk what...fuck cantonese/mandarin. i'd probably go either french, spanish or german but yeah idk
whose gone and shat in my fucking shandy ffs
>>57771646
LOL
>>57771707
What is this haha
>>57771574
What haircut should Poleaboo get?
A Caesar was was recommended by an old barber
>>57771622
You're off your rocker if you wouldn't fuck a highly-developed 15yr old
lads was on the bus and called this bitch - she was really cute though a fucking mephistophelian cunt and she started crying. Dont think im in the wrong here tbqh
>>57771650
>>57771675
fuck me, get a load of these fuckin terrorists. well alla ackbar to you too you fucking abos
>>57771722
dont care exercise have fine
>>57771781
haha yeah sick commas you fucking slopehead who the fuck are youse trying to impress with that fancy shit lmao
>>57771781
that was for (you) too
>>57771711
>>57771792
good boy
did some of that on my way home from yobsenter too; nice good regulated jogwork
got some blood pumping from my heart into my veins and arteries (i think veins are arteries lol or the other way round) for the first time since christmas
>>57771779
yoooooou bloody idiot.
Love having a private office lads.
Hate open plan shite.
Here we are
The buddies
>>57771815
>>57771781
fark awf whit fellah
>>57771856
this was the third time ive left my accommodation block in the past 2 weeks
do u not have shisnpltis
wtf dont get this hw at all
>>57771908
nah
after i "just fuck my shins up"ed my shit up last week they seem to have grown back stronger
my power level has increased and thus i can run with increased vigour at less of a physical cost
>>57771958
running from refugees?
woke up :)
>>57771916
post the question lad
I have a ph.d in neuroscience and maths
>>57772016
nah chasing the brown bastards with an assortment of polearms
>>57772027
well thats good because its bang related to both of them
Remember to register to vote for the local elections on May 5th
the bankers the bonuses
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59JNz7rdIU
tune
Eating
>>57772062
are nige
>>57772065
bit late lad, it's all about the offshore accounts now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=um2dDn4kGe0
>registering to vote
>>57772044
rasheed homework
should file a complaint to ur uni
this isnt useful at all
>>57771886
The shit that I spit is from a twisted mind,
I'm a fried motherfucker I'm a one of a kind,
You look at me you think that it's all good 'til I flip on you and bash you with a plank of wood,
I'm an Australian man,
My ancestors were convicts,
Bashing you to death with hoes and picks,
You think that the lyrics that I spit are shit?
You're a wozzle motherfucker you can suck my dick,
I'm the type of person who doesn't give a fuck,
Break into your house and chop you up,
Tie you up and leave you in the boot of a car,
You're a missing person no one knows where you are,
With a machete I could do ya head,
You're a dead motherfucker - yeah ya brown bread!
#RESIGNCAMWRON
Any of you lads need a bf?
>>57772139
>not registering to vote
Doing a poo
saw this girl this morning at 6am omw to work lads
shook my head
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2JZZ1L2wmA
anyone /actually really good at talking to girls but never go anywhere to meet any/ here?
>>57771958
fuckign keener
Lads, apparently some rich people have enough money to invest overseas. WHAT A BLOODY OUTRAGE.
>>57772220
Can't understand a word in that video, you might have better luck obtaining (You)'s from those sorts of posts in the Swede General.
>>57772211
In loo?
>>57772209
>*having to register to vote
>>57772216
shit tier shoes
>>57772263
>look at me im good at talking to girls
well done, you can talk to 50% of the population. Wish I could as well.
I'm a socialist desu
>university exams start in 4 weeks
>can't stop wanking
fucksake lads
Just been told by my counselor that I shouldn't be depressed because I am an oppressive cis white male with privilege lads
Just threw that pro-EU leaflet in the bin before any of my housemates could see lads
>>57772202
So much.
>>57772289
Voting fraud tbqbh
>>57772331
Good lad
>work says there's no onsite parking available
>at least 20 free spaces every day
>if you park in them you get in trouble
Reee
>>57772331
good post
>>57772304
>dissertation due next week
>not finished
>can't get off /brit/
fs
Poleaboo dad is nagging him again
Wants him to order those wooden bits that go around the edge of the room when you have laminate flooring
>>57772320
>implying depression isn't a meme illness
open your pineal gland and just be happy for what God has given us, smdh.
don't respond to him
>>57772273
>16
>father of two
proper lad
>>57772374
>laminate flooring
lol povvo paki cunts
Any of you lads up for a chat?
>have a problem
>explain more details of the problem
>explain why i can't overcome the problem
*express anger at the situation*
>>57772363
insurance lad, company is responsible for a forklift rekin your shit and they cant have that
>>57772373
>not done your dissertation yet
fuck off.
why are you responding to him
>>57772436
One day you'll regret not responding to me when you had the chance
Das Racist is the new Kool G rap
Since getting out of the house, exercising etc I've started laughing a lot.
Bit weird desu.
miss quentin ngl
>>57772486
kool g rap is the new trash
>tfw the creep will eventually be in prison and /brit/ will be free of his autism
>>57772411
But it's nicer than carpet?
rapefugees
Ask a Polish man anything.
>tfw you suddenly remember your crushing loneliness
dont reply to him
>>57772550
Fuck off we're full
>>57772331
Your doing gods work
>>57772553
Don't worry lad.
One day you will be dead.
>>57772331
good lad
>>57772550
polish deeze nuts cunt lmfbo
>>57772579
Natural causes can't come soon enough
>>57772550
Cambridgeshire one, yeah?
Regal or Rev's?
>>57772553
I'll be your friend m8
>>57772571
too late haha.
Hey poleaboo I love you teeheee
poleaPOO haha
having a go
dont acknowledge him
Just kidding get fucked
>>57772550
How do you feel about Poleaboo?
>>57772525
I'll be back, assuming detective doesn't get BTFO again
>>57772642
Love you too
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9s0SJrhxAU&nohtml5=False
this is a song btw
Scroobius Pip
Is /brit/ ever free from these tedious fucking Aussie cuts shitting the place up?
>>57772725
Poleaboo why don't you update your blog?
Last update was september last year.
can't stop thinking about your mum
>>57772730
dunno what your on about mate your fucked in the head nah your fucked mate
>tedious fucking Aussie cuts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YZx5WXwNUVM
mad tune
Dear post number 57772730,
Your general is nothing without me (all aussie flags are me btw)
What I should be doing: filling in this job application
What I am doing: spinning a satsuma around on my desk
Genuinely don't understand how anyone can enjoy cuckoldry.
I can understand that people find sexual pleasure in other fetishes. I mean, at least you're feeling those pleasures yourself. But watching another man fuck your loved one....it just doesn't compute to me. Is it a punishment thing? Self hatred? I don't understand how you can live with it
It's weird but I feel like Aussies and Kiwis are so similar to us I don't really see them as 'foreign', they're basically desert Brits.
Come with me and you'll be. In a world of pure imagination
>>57772741
Can't access the internet in an obvious manner without violating my bail
>St Annes on the Sea
>>57772815
You contribute absolutely fuck all to this general. Only the pakis actually find you freaks funny.
>>57772851
they're mentally ill. it's the only real explanation. you have to have something really wrong with you to want another man to fuck your wife while you watch.
>>57772857
Is chinese chad still being a chad?
Currently watching the neighbours sitting in their conservatory drinking tea. The fucking boomer cunts. Probably paid for that conservatory with their grandchildrens taxes
>>57772851
I don't understand it either but there are many weird fetishes.
Thinking about ending it all
>>57772857
>Spends all day on the internet
>Not allowed to
Ringing the detective right now
>>57772730
I'll have you know I descended from English nobleman, thereby I am entitled to all things British
how do stop the crippling loneliness lads ahahaha it's starting to overshadow everything i do hahahaha waheyyyy thinking about just packing it all in if i'm honest haha
>>57772914
All what?
do you like swedish music? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ooKmEPXaEFs&nohtml5=False
>>57772854
Come with me and you'll be. In a world of pure immigration.
>>57772930
just be yourself mate!
This is genuinely a good idea tbqh
>>57772935
any swedish meme music other than yung lean you can show me?
>The fucking boomer cunts
>>57772930
Go outside
Join a club
Start exercising
>>57772930
dunno lad, 20 y/o kisless virgin here, not had a friend in about 5 years. Sort of just get used to it, once ur content with ur situation nothing can bring you down. Don't even think im depressed even though i 100% should be.
>>57772949
haha waheyyyy!
>>57772902
Wouldn't know, moved back home, though he came pretty close to jewwing me out of my deposit
>>57772916
Do it, he's incompetent as fuck, you'll probably just wind up the powerless little cuck
>>57772955
Lush Life by Zara Larsson
How do I get a bankers bonus?
ffs dont remember first year maths at all can someone tell me how to do this so i can get on with the other part of the homework
>>57772981
>Go outside
I do
>Join a club
dunno what that means
>Start exercising
I do but I don't see what that's going to do
>>57772931
All of it
>>57772955
https://youtu.be/R0bDSpBGEXk
>>57773010
wave a placard outside downing street for an afternoon complaining about bankers bonuses and you'll get one yourself
>>57773028
>dunno what that means
Do you have any hobbies? Find a club related to your hobby. If you like football join a team etc
>>57773006
'no'
best song from the 90's
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqu132vTl5Y
>>57772930
befriend strangers
ohhhhhhhh jooohn guidettiiiiiiiii
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OLzK_ewEilE
>>57772955
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57RN4q5w4-g
literally every single person who complains about australians turns out to be a proper autistic melt
>>57773017
wolfram alpha mate
Halal? More like Hello, where are all these Muslims coming from
We'd still be living in mud huts if we started with communism
>actually eat dinner at a proper resturant
>cockblocked myself on the way back
>got wifes number
>had some banter with some korean cunts
good evening
reminder that generals are the cancer killing /int/
DON'T reply to me because i'm leaving this thread as soon as this is sent haha!
>>57773096
i refuse to use anything named "alpha" which doesn't refer to myself
>>57773017
-1.5
>>57773006
Good post
>>57773104
We kind of did though m8, the whole hunter gatherer tribal society is sort of what Communists want.
>>57773107
i dont get it
>>57773040
enjoyed this tune.
nice.
>peel my satsuma
>it's dry and doesn't taste of anything
just fucking end it
>>57773125
its -0.5
dont you just do ((0.5*-1)+(-1*1)+(-.05*-1))+0.5?
>Communists hate the large evil government
>A large centralised government is needed to enact communism
????
>>57773096
>>57773017
do what he said lad, it shows you how to do it
>>57773017
0.25
>>57773144
i think the square brackets are vectors
>>57773153
They dont hate the government, just a government they didnt vote for!
http://strawpoll.me/7352020
extremely unimportant strawpoll but a few votes would cure my crippling depression
please help me turn my frown upside down
Constitutionalism is the best system
>>57773006
>>57773153
The government is disbanded in the transition from socialism to communism
Did a quick search regarding the skirting
Asked my dad how much he wanted
He said "30"
>"30 what?"
>Lengths
>Metres?
>No, lengths
>lengths of what?
>what do they have listed on the site?
>I don't know
Hate how he acts like I'm the stupid one
>>27813666
oh, guess you have more in common with me than I though, might even be a bigger fuck up
>>57773153
No, you see, they only put themselves in charge for a short time to enact the communist policies. Then they turn the power over to the working peoples.
>>57773137
saw the yank girl from earlier again, asked me if I wanted to join her for dinner (had already eaten)
got wednesdays dates number, so more solid + pretty sure im not getting iceboxed
some koreans at osaka castle started speaking really shit english to me and laughing, still not sure what actually happened
>>57773107
Was that with the girl? How'd you cockblock yourself
https://twitter.com/BillBailey/status/704433907605737472
are bill
watching Heat. It's got Scorsese so you know it's shit
Masturbationism is the best system
>when you can't reduce something to an easily digestible meme
>TIM TAM
>>57773216
Wonder who's she's taking that pic for
>>57773076
yeah I've never liked Tag Shai and Astari are cunts.
Tag Shai is just some white kid trying to jump onto the meme music cycle, and ASTARI randomly delete videos of ppl who they happen to disagree with.
>>57773216
Fucking hell is that her??
Capitalism breeds competition which inherently betters and advances society.
>>57773216
Is that her?
>>57773241
ang on i have the brain of a stunted 6 year old
this is pro-remain isnt it
https://www.instagram.com/p/xjGq2aD1oX/?modal=true
>>57773254
they're so much yummier than the UK recipe kit kats
stay jealous loser
:)
where can I find utterly dysfunctional fucked up borderline autistic 5/10s in their early 20s
need a gf pronto
Lads?
>>57773241
Why do so many people hate Rupert? Doesn't he just own some newspapers?
>>57773266
>just some white kid
Rashed Al-Cymru
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/politics/politics-headlines/nick-clegg-publishes-nectar-points-statement-20160412107952
>>57773240
no wednesday is still on, just a yank girl invited me for dinner (girl from laundry room if you've been keeping up with my blog)
>>57773273
it's working wonderfully right now lmao
>>57773329
he effectively controls the media and big dave is very much in his pocket
*complains about the evils of capitalism*
*sips Starbucks latte*
>>57773312
She wants the BBC
(BIG BRITISH COCK)
>>57773237
hella font
>iceboxed
dont get it
>>57773250
very good film
>Man beheads wife
gee, I wonder what race could be behind this?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-london-36024153
>>57773346
Fantastic observation
>>57773337
Missed the yank girl stuff desu
Sounds good though
Fug her when
sisters arse
>>57773346
MARX BTFO
>>57773318
Slutwalks
>>57773361
>Dempsey Nibbs
the fucking yanks
>>57773346
*chuckles then immediately stops*
*unsheathes katana*
>I want socialism
>But I don't want a nasty icky job, I want the super government to mandate me a nice comfy job with the same pay as an engineer
>>57773329
Al-Cymru
lel.
>>57773345
I see so he owns all the newspapers and news channels?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xrEZOpHZYGc
Lads was listening to this on the bus and some girl called me a weeb. Had to get off early because people were giving me weird looks. Wish normies would just leave abnormies alone.
>>57773361
>The couple's relationship soured in the spring of 2014 as Nibbs suspected his wife of having affairs, the court heard.
>During a row Mrs Nibbs admitted seeing other men, taunting Nibbs by saying: "I have had sex eight times."
fucking roasties
>>57773431
Someone who unironically listens to that probably never leaves the house.
Mate...
>>57773431
weebs like you are normies you fucking faggot
>tfw I can access all her private messages
>tfw I find her talking about me
>tfw she claims that she isn't afraid and that it's all charade in order to get the law to punish me
Her time is almost up
>>57773372
she wasn't that fit iah
also a yank
>>57773359
someone was saying i was going to get iceboxed (presumably kidnapped)
>>57773412
>I want socialism
>But I don't want to share my private property with the state
Ahh yes, very impressive
haha
>>57773431
Not like she was wrong
>Why yes I do listen to music in public
>>57773412
>tfw 1k a week
>applying a broom to the ground
please don't reply to him
>>57773468
Oh well
Fanny is fanny innit
>>57773489
janny? lil janny? is that you?
http://naketarkiv.se/zara-larsson/
>>57773431
>lying on the internet
>having such little social interaction that this is how you think people behave
>>57773471
What's wrong with that?
fucking
Lads dunno if I want to smoke a cone tonight or wait until Thursday get the tolerance back you know
Had one of these through the door this morning, a bit biased desu
Communism works. It's just that in all the places it has been tried in were shitty third world countries. The people there are too stupid to be able to do it themselves unlike me. I'm not racist though.
>>57773467
my best m8 who's gf broke him with him accessed her private messages.
only to find that 8 guys banged her within the week they broke up...
;-;
>>57773512
true say
didn't have my thinking cap on
@57773467
I hope you know Facebook messages you obtained illegally cannot be used as evidence and if you ever bring it up then you will get CMA charges piled on to you
>>57773471
i live in STHLM :D
>>57773436
Deserved it
>>57773519
well i'm off to prison
>>57773527
>Why the government
>Half of Big Dave's party disagree with him
>>57773431
anime is mainstream now my group f 15+ friends all listen to it
communism works its just le never been tried correctly before
>>57773539
for fucks sake
they're not human
>>57773523
Only leave the house to take out my dog,
I only shower when I have dentist/doctor appointments or to get my haircut. Think im pretty far gone tbqh.
>>57773527
Wiped my arse with mine and then returned it to sender
>>57773562
toothpaste ;D ;D ;D
>work in a few hours
just want to sit in my room all day shitposting desu
>>57773586
fuck off delumo
>>57773562
why?
>i want capitalism
>ahh why is my life so shit, I do the same thing everyday just to throw it all away on rent
>>57773519
Fuck me
I currently have an iPhone but I'm thinking of getting a blackberry, yay or nay?
>>57773578
>actually believing anything that fucker says
>>57773490
Fuck off, Janny, I know you have a vendetta against me
>>57773550
Yeah, I know but it makes my crusade a righteous one
>>57773618
were nudes of her in there :^)
>>57773527
Seems like a conflict of interest tbqh.
A democratic government shouldn't have an opinion of how people should vote.
