What is the most beta moment in record history?
What is the most beta thing you have ever witnessed or heard about irl?
What is the most beta thing you have ever done?
>>27810010
>What is the most beta thing you have ever done?
dancing with a girl at works christmas party
both drunk as fuck
stare into each others eyes for a loooooooong time
she moves closer
i take a swig of my pint and look away
the night goes on
8/10 too i blew it fellas
what the fuck is wrong with me
I sucked a guys dick while in chastity. That was pretty beta.
Some Mexican exchange student really liked me in high school and one day she tapped my shoulder in the hallway and went in for a kiss. Naturally, my reaction was to jerk my head back and push her and she hit the lockers pretty hard. I fucking hate my life.
>>27810010
Letting some chad on a bmx punk me and 2 other guys.
>What is the most beta thing you have ever done?
When I was born I didn't make my mother get a c-section. Just came right through the pussy that other men had cummed in. Doomed from the start, it was all downhill from there.
>tried to be normie in 9th grade
>jerking dance was big craze
>meet a bunch of dudes jerking
>ask me to be in their group
>we go around making videos of us jerking
>go to TEEN nightclub one night
>social anxiety on overload
>they form a circle
>close to 200 people in this small cramped shithole
>push me in the middle
>literally look around at people as they stare ar me
>start to jerk
>no crowd applause or cheer
>slowly stopped jerking and walked off
>stepped outside and never went back in
>>27810010
Marrying your rebound girlfriend, taking her last name, and letting her continue her job as an escort in a metro area.
Give in to her request to get a cock piercing and sell your ass out as a gay "heteroflexible" male prostitute to other men while she watches.
And then rarely ever have sex with your wife unless you pay her.
coupla girls gave me their numbers and asked me to call them
i didn't call them, of course
anyway, they were fat so i had no reason to
>>27810527
That was the most homoerotic thing here I've ever read and I've sat through neckbears flirting with each other and cybering.
>>27810882
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-2zA85C_d6I
>hot young sub teacher in 9th grade gave me her email address
>never emailed her
(lol
>>27810895
>huugs for haaters hugs for hateeers!
>>27810527
>>27810882
>>27810895
I'm actually crying from laughing. I had to stuff a pillow down my throat. Thank you all.
>>27810895
this dance is disgraceful
>>27810895
when I was a freshman in high school this is how everyone got separated if you didn't know how to jerk your high school life over so gay
>>27810527
>we go around making videos of us jerking
>>27810895
When did Irish dancing become a hip hop thing?
>>27810010
>What is the most beta thing you have ever witnessed or heard about irl?
I was sleeping with some girl for a few weeks, then got a phone call from someone I don't even know telling me she wasn't going to be able to hang out that day
turned out it was her boyfriend who found my name in her phone and suspected he was getting cucked based on a message from me telling her to come over.
his beta ass response was to call me on the phone and ask if she was there, she was sitting on my bed in the other room naked but I played dumb and he said "ok, sorry" and I never heard from him again.
kept fucking her for months afterward, eventually heard from her brother's facebook that her boyfriend broke up with her because he finally caught proof of her cheating with some OTHER dude before she met me.
but yea, once I found out about him I would make her do things like call him while I was plowing her asshole from behind or while she was sucking me off, making her swallow my cum in the car right before I dropped her off at his house. she once borrowed his car just so we could fuck in it and make it smell like sex the next day and he never seemed to catch on.
>>27810895
so it's an urban minority thing. i guess that makes sense. wouldn't have surprised me if it actually was just a bunch of dumbass teenagers jerking off together and calling it a "dance" like i originally assumed.
>what's the most beta thing you've ever done
shied away from a Stacy when she hit on me. I can only do that shit with people I'm comfortable with. Sorry Stace.
>>27810010
>talking to girl
>ask her for her number
>conversation ends and she leaves
>realize she never gave me her number
>feel like total shit
>next time I see her she immediately says, "I forgot to give you my number"
>I say, "Oh no that's ok, I'll just give you mine"
>never hear from her again
>talking to a different girl
>for some reason I reach out and hold her hand
>start stroking the back of it with my thumb
>she tells me how good it feels
>I immediately stop and start making small talk about some other subject
>>27810527
>>27810882
>>27810895
I cant i
>>27810527
>>27810895
Am i the only one who thought this was about jerking off while dancing?
>>27810527
>meet a bunch of dudes jerking
Never interacted enough with girls to have any proper beta moments.
>early 2013
>back at college after winter break
>my best friend there wants to watch Adventureland
>watched it over break, told him how good it was
>"ok cool anon I'm gonna invite Femanon"
>I have the worlds biggest crush on Femanon
>he really wants to fuck her
>sit through like forty five minutes of this movie with the two of them cuddling while I awkwardly sit to the side
>finally give up and say "I gotta hit the hay night guys"
>three years later they're still dating and I dropped out of school bc of them
>in class
>talk with a 5.5/10 girl
>suddenly she goes for a kiss
>I turn my head so the side of my head is against the side of her head
>we stay like this for 30 seconds
>the girl in front of us turns back and says "aww you're so cute together"
>like some electric shock to me, i push my face away
>yep, we're done here
Long story short.
>be with gf for 1.5 years
>she convinced me to try MMF
>I originally hated the idea but I gave in
>day came around, her M friend came over
>seems like they knew eachother
>whatever
>proceed to undress and make out (with my gf)
>once we are all on the bed undressed my gf and the guy and going at it
>they are fully having sex, humping and shit
>i'm standing like a retard with a limp dick over them
>try to get in
>get pushed away
>try again, gf makes a half arsed attempt to stroke my dick
> I am too frustrated now, grab a drink and just watch this stranger fuck my gf
>they go at it while i am on my phone playing clash royale
>gf walks up to me after they're done
>"thanks hun I love you!!"
>turn my face but not my eyes as i'm in the middle of a game
>pucker my lips for a kiss
>the kiss is slobbery
>mfw her face was covered in that assholes cum
That was a year ago, haven't even spoken to a girl since.
The birth of a robot, you could say
>>27812569
clash of clans I mean, i play clash royale now
>>27812584
I'm glad you clarified that. For a second there I thought you were some kind of idiot loser!
>>27812608
oh shut up you dickead, you're probably worse than I am
>>27810050
I did something similar, except she wasn't moving closer and I wanted to kiss her, just the music stopped and our dance ended
>>27812569
You cucked yourself and tasted another guy's cum.
>>27812608
you ate someone's cum, i don't think he's worse
>>27810527
>>27810895
Holy fuck, I thought they were legit masturbating in circles before seeing this video
>>27812654
>>27812657
How was I supposed to know that was gonna happen? I thought it'd be like a spit roast or something, fucking hell. I knew I shouldn't have posted here you dipshits don't want to understand
>>27812569
What deck you running with atm bro?
dated a woman for 8 years, ate her pussy and had her ass on my face pretty much daily.
I never got so much as a handjob out of her.
>>27812690
goblin, goblin spearmen, mini pekka, archer, barbs, minion horde and musket girl. It works pretty well for me and provides a decent offence and defence, what deck you use?
>>27812672
Why would you agree to let some other dude fuck her though. She just wanted a free pass to cheat and your dumb ass gave it to her.
>>27812569
C U C K
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kek, this has to be fake
>>27812697
You lucky fuck, that's pretty much my ideal life.
>>27812569
> I am too frustrated now, grab a drink and just watch this stranger fuck my gf
>they go at it while i am on my phone playing clash royale
perfection
>>27812672
Dude, you were cucked beyond belief.
>>27812697
When I was young and inexperienced, I was with a girl like that. Fucking horrible. I will never again waste another second with someone who doesn't reciprocate. At least I hurt her by leaving her for someone better.
>>27812697
that sounds amazing, holy shit
>>27812738
It was supposed to be kinky and a bit of fun, that's what she told me. Looking back it was kinda stupid I must admit, I just thought that it was common. I didn't have any male friends to ask for advice and I didn't ask /r9k/ for advice for obvious reasons.
>>27812697
>tfw gf is too shy to sit on my face
You're lucky in a way.
>>27812754
Look man I didn't intend for that, so I dicn;t get cucked. I also broke up with her a week later. That isn't being a cuck, a cuck enjoys it and INTENDS for that to happen
>>27812779
Even fucking leddit would tell you she was conning you/ I mean, you said the idea didn't appeal to you so why did you agree to it? Would you have let her plow you with a strapon because "it was supposed to be kinky and a bit of fun"? You did dump her immediately afterwards, right?
>>27812798
Please don't mention strapons. What's done is done, I mentioned in my last post I did dump her a week after. I just wanted to share my story, i'd rather not talk about it more and more please respect that
>>27812569
This is an awesome story of beta.
>>27812824
Well best of luck anyway, man. Next time, don't do anything unless you want to.
>>27812824
>Please don't mention strapons
KEK , is there something you didn't share? mr. cuck?
>>27810527
Why did you stop? Holy fuck I would have kept going. The longer the silence, even sweeter.
> be me 25
> out drinking having fun
> very very hot cougar walks up and says " I could show you a thing or two"
> me: "I'm sure you could"
> small talk and drinking continues
> she then says - " so do you want to see them"
> me forgetting about the earlier comment about her showing me a thing or two and totally confused by the comment out of the blue says "no thanks"
> thefuckjusthappened.jpg
> cougar walks away
> I then realise
> leave bar embarrassed as fuck
>>27812717
Nice, not a fan of the mini pekka personally but overall that sounds like a good deck
currently running with giant skelly, witch, bomber, valks, archers, minions, arrows and skelly army, it wrecks at Arena 4-5
>>27812569
Danm man for real?
>used to know a girl that lived on the other side of the pond
>became internet "bf/gf"
>we broke up
>still talk to her
>she meets a new person online
>it's a girl (she "discovered" she's lesbian)
>she wants to meet up with this girl who lives in Canada
>she asks me if I have any money because she has none
>I end up paying for her flight there and back
>at least she told me about the sex they had and she was able to buy a dildo with some spending money I gave her
>>27812927
I'll write that down and try that! my witch and giant skelly are only level 1s
>>27812968
I am serious, yes this did happen
>18 years old me working as a dishwasher at a holliday resort/camping
>loads of hot and young interns studying some hospitality bullshit
>black intern seems to really like me, comes up to me multiple times a day to chat and make jokes
>she becomes a bit touchy, I don't mind
>after our shifts she asked me to bring her to the bus stop at the exit of the park
>OK cool, but since were in Holland I rode my bike to work, so she would have to sit on the back
>turned out to be quite a romantic midnight ride
>I tell her I don't live that far away and there's also a bus stop near my place
>parents aren't home
>ready for my first jungle flavoured pussy
>during the bike trip she tells me she likes weed
>I like weed too
>she got some
>we smoke a big one before I would invite her to my place to stay over for the night
>huge mistake
>get fucking stoned
>never got stoned without my friends before
>friends text me asking to hang out
>get excited to hang with my buddies
>tell black bitch to take the last bus while I go to my buddies
>on my way to my friends I realise I wasted a 100% chance at black booty
>never smoke weed again with girls
>still never fucked a black girl
after all the crap I read my most beta moment doesn't sound that bad anymore. Freshman year of high school this hot girl conned me into letting her waer my awesome new hoodie. She said she would give it back at the end of the day. I never saw it again. We never socialized in the same groups for the next four years. Am 22 now still wished I had my cool hoodie.
>>27810460
THIS
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Honestly, how can we be expected to compete when birthed through a used, cummy pussy? Cucked from the very beginning.
>>27813038
Dude really how the he'll you going to blame that on weed you idiot.
>>27811000
Or shuffle, if you were white.
>Settling into college
>Roommate is a muscle bound Chad who's always trying to teach me how to have more confidence
>End up getting pretty close to him, start working out with him, start dressing better thanks to him.
>Go to school 7AM-3PM and work 3PM-11PM most days
>Finally get a day off and ask a girl I had met at orientation out
>Roommate insists he'll go along to make it less awkward and give me advice
>Think it's weird but agree since he's been such a good mentor
>Have dinner at local burger place
>He's bringing up all these stories about how I used to dress and how he rescued me
>End up coming back to our place
>Chad breaks out the liquor and hands me a drink that's way too strong.
>"Oh sorry about Anon, he's such a lightweight. I'm still training him to drink!"
>End up way too drunk, way too fast
>"Anon, Anon, buddy... here let me help you to bed, you poor thing."
>Chad forces me up to my room and puts me in bed while she watches him tucking me in like an infant, all the while telling me how I'm his best friend and he'll always look out for me
>Hear her going on about how sweet he is and how charming and nice he is and how generous he is for taking care of me
>They go back to his room
>Hear moaning through the walls
>Lay away, drunk, hating myself, clumsily jerking off as I listen to her moaning
>Hear 'Cum in me bare, it's ok. It's ok, I'm on the pill. Just cum in me.'
>Girl leaves
>Continues to show up at my house the rest of the year, typically minutes before I was leaving for work, waiting for me to leave so she could hook up with Chad again
>>27812697
Sounds hot, minus the one-sided aspect.
>>27812782
Oh my god, mine too. Maybe not shy but she's afraid her ass is too big. I told, it's supposed to be but I'm still working on it. I need this.
>>27812569
this story gave me a massive erection, so I guess that makes me the most beta in this thread
>>27813102
Holy shit anon. That story is horrible.
That guy was no Chad thigh, he was just a dick. Chads don't have to put in that level of devious scheming to get laid. Hope you smartened up and stayed away from him after that.
>>27812569
More like Cuck of The Clans
>>27813102
this didn't happen
nice cuck fantasy mate
>>27812790
Whatever you have to tell yourself, kid.
>Used to live in Duplex with some bros with a bunch of girls living upstairs the same age
>This beta starts hanging out with us even though everyone hates him
>He is like in love with one of the girls
>Somehow gets her to stay over at his place
>Dunno if they fucked
>Dude has insomnia
>Instead of cuddling with her decides to get up and pace around his room all fucking night
>Girl is annoyed and kind of creeper out
>Decides he can fuck off
>Next night while everyone is hooking up I'm stuck with him and the girl in the kitchen because there's no where else to go
>He starts crying and apologizing and saying he "Wishes there was a reset button." So he could fix his mistake
>She looks at me and mouths "Help."
>I go over and sit next to them and start talking to her.
>He awkwardly moves away and sits across the room
>I tell her she looks cold
>Go into friends room and rip blanket off his bed while he has sex because he's kind of a pussy and she's kind of dumb and idgaf
>Come back and wrap blanket around the two of us and cuddle with her while he awkwardly sits across the room from us being all tearful and shit
>Tell everyone the next day and lols are had
>>27813306
...and you didn't fuck her, did you? You're beta and don't even know it.
>>27813306
Another time:
>Invite cousin over after she's dome closing Taco Bell because I haven't seen her in a long time
>Ask her if she'll bring me free food if I smoke her the fuck up because I'm a drug dealer at the time
>She asks if she can bring friend
>Say idgaf
>Friend is hot and totally into me, but unfortunately moves away like the next day because she was just in town to open up the new restaurant and lives like two hours away
>She friends me on fb and we make plans to hangout
>She shows up with super beta friend who from her description is a virgin, in love with her, and like her "Straight-Gay Best Friend"
>Wants to watchus fight over her because she's kind of a stupid crazy bitch
>Eventually he gets up to use bathroom and I wrap my arms around her and splay out across couch so he can't sit there
>She says I should leave room for him
>I tell her no
>He comes back dumbfounded and has to sit on the floor and watch us fool around all night because she's his ride and they live two hours away
>Many keks
>>27813350
I did not
Was a somewhat beta underage virgin at time
But had just won my first fight and was becoming a cocky asshole
Grew out of it and learned how to be more alpha and not also a douchecunt as a defense mechanism
>listened to my ex best friend fuck my ex gf through the wall
>mfw im not even lying
to be fair though, i didn't give a shit at that point. we were all high on meth. she had disgusted me before we broke up so it was my way of saying "i dont care"
>>27813102
Almost thought this was real until you said you jerked to it.
>>27813387
"I don't care"
>I don't care
>>27813085
>>27810460
>mfw c section
Filthy pussy plebs stay jelly
>>27810596
how is this beta?
The current cuckening, everything is so fucked because of all the degenerate perverts.
>>27810162
Fuck's sake, you mentioned male chastity. Now I have to jack off.
My buddy from freshman and sophomore year of college finally got a gf.
She turned out to be "polyamorous" and constantly cucked him for three years until she just broke up with him a couple of weeks ago and showed no emotion about it at all.
>>27810537
Do you think they share a bank account too that only she has access to withdraw from? I bet she gives him an allowance
>>27811219
Meh don't feel too bad anon. I'm a pretty smooth talker, but even that kind of situation trips me up
>talking to girl I met at weekly thing I go to
>ask her out one day, says yes right away, but not sure on availability
>gives me number, tells me to text her later today when she gets home
>noreply
>see her next week, say hi, she immediately apologizes pulls out broken phone explaining she dropped it
>I was a bit flustered from thinking all week she was blowing me off, brain locks up, just say "ah okay, well hope your phone gets fixed" and walk away
>she stops coming after that week and left early that day
>>27812569
Probably fake, but just in case, any pics of the bitch?
>27813102
Obviously fake. Fag.
>>27812569
This is why it you're gonna do something dumb like have a threesome with your partner you both layout the ground rules for what you're comfortable with beforehand. Things will escalate beyond those rules, but having them makes it clear what is going too far.
I had a ffm with my ex, she was always a bit bi curious and liked watching lesbian porn with me. Occasionally when she was really turned on would flirt with the idea, but if I brought it up during the day was a hard no "I don't want to share you with anyone else, etc". So I worked up the idea in her mind whenever she was horny and more open to the suggestion, she started asking questions about it one day, and we came to an agreement about how it would work, she got to pick the girl, had to be less attractive than her, I had to have sex with her before the other girl and she wanted me to eat her out while she went down on the other girl before I could touch the girl.
Ended up being a pretty fun occasion, the other girl was far more into girl/girl play than touching me though. Even after, my gf laid straddled with me inside her and the other girl spooned her from behind
>>27814337
Nice plan, but first you have to get the first gf.
I dropped out of university because I couldn't find the room my class was in and was too afraid to ask someone
is this alpha or beta behavior?
>>27814609
I don't care but this person sounds like the most obnoxious type of person to be around.
>>27814609
I'll take "Things that are complete bullshit" for 1000, Alex.
>>27814609
>Yeah, I got laid. jealous? Not the kid , you sick fuck, my GF
isn't it supposed to be implied that you have sex with your girlfriend?
and then the painfully awkward and unfunny joke on top of it
>>27814609
>I have a four inch dick and over compensate with facial hair and threats of violence on the internet
I bet it's his first or second girlfriend and he's her sixtieth dick.
>>27814738
>>Seeing this attitude on a regular basis means that time has changed.
A not so long ago it was commonly implied that he got laid by the niece.
can this poor boy survive?
will he overcome?
>>27814854
He's fucked. I grew up in an two parent household with a mother who was abused. I barely made it. I can't imagine being a boy raised by an abused single mom with all the subconscious vilification of masculinity that would entail.
>>27810596
>coupla girls gave me their numbers and asked me to call them
>i didn't call them, of course
>anyway, they were fat so i had no reason to
Being selective about who you spend your time and emotional energy with is the opposite of beta.
>>27813102
Your fantasy is the most beta thing on this thread.
> workout whilst studying 7-3 then working 3-11.
Nope, try make it make sense or stop being such a derisable faggot
>>27814854
future femdom fetishist
>>27813375
I can literally hear the scrawniness out of this post
>>27810050
>stare into each others eyes for a loooooooong time
does that mean anything?
a girl with a bf once did that with me on and off for like 2 hours during a lecture i almost creamed my pants but she didn't seem to be really interested or even talk to me after that
>>27813306
>>27813363
You sound like a huge faggot, full of yourself too.
>>27814609
Why do all cucks have beards?
>>27815363
She clearly noticed you looking and was creeped out.
>>27815460
but she was also looking at my eyes and also moved her hand to draw something on the desk but was actually touching me the whole time with the side of her arm
>>27813375
>Grew out of it and learned how to be more alpha and not also a douchecunt as a defense mechanism
>grew out of it
>lacking self-awareness to this degree
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>>27812423
i've seen this happen a lot. it's pretty common.
I've seen couples that have a third friend that tags along. I was behind a love couple who were making out while there was a third friend (girl) weirdly sitting by their side just trying to watch the movie. She was later asked to bring popcorn while they were still making out.
>>27815497
Of course she looked at your eyes you spastic, she was specifically looking to see if you were still looking.
>told a girl i liked her then hugged her
>asked girl if she had bf and when she did i said ok and ran away
>in a spur of the moment situation i told a girl i loved her and tried to kiss her
>"robot" 9000k
>I was having sex and
>this girl I used to sleep with
>sex sex sex
>>27815846
why would she stare in my eyes if she was creeped out?
also she sat next to me on her own, i sat one seat from her but she moved next to me
>>27812569
If my girl ever approached me about a MMF threesome she'd get dumped on the spot.
>>27810010
i didnt go to prom with the guy i was dating and went with another guy instead
we dated for several months after
>>27812569
>The birth of a robot, you could say
No way. Your anecdote is not robot. It is beta normalfag stuff.
robot > beta.
>>27810010
>What is the most beta moment in record history?
Not sure. That's a tall order. I'm sure there's some biblical cucking that happens in some vedic text or whatever.
> What is the most beta thing you have ever witnessed or heard about irl?
Cousin of my friend got pregnant from a one-night stand with some greasy creep, her boyfriend who she was in an "open relationship" with (read: she got laid by random dudes and he never slept with any other girls) offered to raise the child. She's getting an abortion.
> What is the most beta thing you have ever done?
I went pretty crazy when my last girl broke up with me. Wouldn't leave her alone. I'm off it now and with someone new. Still cringe looking back on it.
>>27812972
Hahahhahahahaha
C U C K
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>>27815973
Just fuck off, normie.
>>27815993
>normie
good joke son
i've also been on this board longer than you, guaranteed.
>>27815923
How else can you tell if someone is perving at you? You were 'having a moment' with her anymore than in the 'moments' i imagine you feel you have with girls in the street, on the bus etc.
>>27816027
Why the fuck would a girl move next to a guy that supposedly going to creep or perv her? Are you literally retarded mate?
>>27811159
I know you think you were alpha, but you were just sleeping with a horrible person and a slut
Congrats buddy
>>27816078
You have no evidence she was into you, she didnt give you any go ahead. Stop dreaming you loner.
>>27816382
why are you so jealous of me? it's not like i had sex or anything but you are so hostile because a girl possibly flirted with me lmao you are the saddest nigga i have seen in a long time
>>27816488
Not that anon but you need to chill out before you become the beta moment op was talking about.
>>27816535
some day a girl maybe will touch you too if you stop being so jealous
>>27816488
Not jealous, im just used to neckbeards telling me "there's this beautiful girl who's into me, she kept staring at me for an hour". Then hearing female friends talking about how they have a creep staring at them in lectures.
You're the undesired creep, not the chad. The girls know it.
One time an old man entered the bus while i was occupying a seat. I wanted to offer my seat to him but i was too afraid to just say it so i got off the bus hoping he would take the seat and waited 30 mins for the next one
I-i had good intentions right?
>>27817093
Did you suck his engorged shrivelled dick at least?
>>27810527
>jerking dance
I had to look it up. It really is a type of dancing. I thought you were jerking off in the middle of the dance club and you walked off. My god damn sides.
>>27817030
if what you are saying was true she wasn't going to sit next to me and grind her body and arm and stare at my eyes and talk to me
you are just incredibly bitter virgin, probably ugly as fuck too
>>27813363
>selling weed
>"drug dealer"
>>27817185
Kekking at how your story keeps increasing to try get some 4chan friends
> we made eye contact
> we made eye contact and she sat next to me
> we made eye contact and she sat next to me and rubbed her arm on mine
> we made eye contact and she sat next to me and rubbed her arm on mine and talked to me
FUCKING KEK. If any of that were true then your beta story was 'sat next to a girl', so it clearly isnt what happened. So not only are you salty you are also stupid.
>>27816007
>thinking one needs to be on this board for time to incur non-normie status
ur a tard
>>27817577
lmao you are actually delusional, everything i said was true she even hugged me out of the blue and was touching my hand while we worked on a computer
you are a pathetic retard that is jelly as hell top kek my mate you make me feel much better about myself because no matter what i will never be you
>had crush on girl in high school
>no idea how to initiate conversation
>buy a shit load of candy and bring to school, start giving her some
>starts calling me 'sugar daddy' jokingly
>she starts dating a Chad, I keep giving her candy just for a chance to talk
>Chad is about to get busted one day for carrying weed
>take blame for him because she asked me to
>expelled, sent to special school for delinquents
>see her years later, doesn't remember me
Last I heard, she died.
>>27810596
That's chad as fuck, congrats anon.
Probably not the 'most beta thing ever' or anything but the most beta thing I have ever done for sure.
I'm not going to be able to greentext it because it was quite a long story.
Essentially in College I discovered that a qt in my dorm was a Vegetarian and decided I could use this to my advantage. So I made her a fresh Vegetable curry every single Tuesday night without fail. My original plan was as such
>Make her curry every week for about 3 months
>One night 'accidentally' put some beef into the curry
>When she eats it and complains make the joke 'Well I forgot to take meat out of your curry, but I'll remember to put my meat in your vagina'
But this didn't happen. She got a boyfriend 2 months in and started inviting him to Vegetable Curry night. For the entire rest of my time in College I made them both a Vegetable curry pretty much every week with a few nights where they were busy. The worst moment for me was when her boyfriend came along without her because she was away with her family and I had to cook him a curry by himself. I tried to act 'alpha' by telling him 'girls want a man, in the long term, who can cook'. He smiled and said 'Well I think they prefer a man who can say no to making dinner for a girl who makes fun of him behind his back when she fucks her boyfriend'. Then I finished cooking for him in silence.
>>27817919
boop
original bloxxx
>>27812972
This can't be real hahahhahahahahaha
>>27817149
holy shat. i forgot that was a thing
>>27817919
>When she eats it and complains make the joke 'Well I forgot to take meat out of your curry, but I'll remember to put my meat in your vagina'
jesus fuckin christ, what on earth made you think that is a good idea
>>27817753
> we made eye contact and she sat next to me and rubbed her arm on mine and talked to me and hugged me
>>27817753
> "can i have extra salt with my chips - but hold the chips, im in a bad mood"
>>27818114
things you will never experience mang kek i think you are close to suicide now
>>27818133
>i am so jealous i will spew some stupid shit - maybe this way a female will finally look at me once
>>27818089
>what on earth made you think that is a good idea
the idea that he made that whole post up because this board is literally full of trolls and normies. literally it's normies acting like what they heard /r9k/ was supposed to be like. true robots left this board a long time ago.
>>27814609
thanks for the gold>?!?%@% xDD00fl mmaol moa asyy loleoleolol
>>27812779
hahahahahaha this has to be fake. Holy kek. If this would be real even I would punch you in the face
>>27812300
thats pretty beta
>>27818156
>>27818135
When the hurt wont stop. Im sorry for calling you out so badly, maybe lie better next time my scrawny friend :-)
>>27817919
This is literally the most beta thing in the whole thread.
>>27818276
>a girl flirted with someone that isn't me so he must be lying
treat your mental illness bruh
I bought a slut from a /b/ thread stuff from her Amazon wish list and didn't even get a reply back from her. I included my kik in the message with gifts.
>>27814854
>spiderman wallet
beta as fuck toddler.
>>27811159
You're as bad as women. Enjoy being a faggot.
>>27817817
Holy kek, beta AF
>>27812569
Did you break up with her then and there? Did she try to bring it up later?
>>27817919
>that last part
My sides have literally left orbit. I think you just won the thread anon.
The migrant crisis
>>27817919
wew lad, that's sad. you never got to see them again?
>>27817919
That hurt to read. Fuck you.
>>27812790
https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/cuckold
'A man married to an unfaithful wife, especially when he is unaware or unaccepting of the fact'
Top cuck me ole mate
>>27810204
Once again proving whites can't be robots. How the fuck can someone so autistic get a girl to lead in with a kiss. The fuck.
>>27812790
Only a person with a cuckold fetish enjoys it. Otherwise you were a cuck. On the bright side you dumped her.
>>27818807
Nope, they didn't even add me on facebook (which I made just for her)
>>27818978
>whites can't be robots.
what the fuck are we supposed to be then?
/pol/istinians?
>>27817919
jesus christ man
just
jesus christ
>>27811219
>for some reason I reach out and hold her hand
>start stroking the back of it with my thumb
>she tells me how good it feels
>I immediately stop and start making small talk about some other subject
This turns me on for some reason.
>>27817919
holy fucking shit you got BTFO
i'm so sorry anon
>>27812569
While you got cucked, at least you recognize it and left her.
>>27812697
This is basically me until I realized I can get blowjobs out of my gf by forcing a 69 position and making the demand I won't eat her pussy until my dick is wet.
Its pretty hot.
>>27817919
You need to either fuck him up
Or fuck his girlfriend
No faggot would ever say anything like that to me without a foot in their curry stained ass
>>27814854
> Projecting your dating failures onto your impressionable son so he can be the beta sugar daddy you always wanted
Holy fucking shit I would call child protection.
>>27814609
holy fuck I remember this guy. if you read his posts he goes on to brag about speeding in a chevy equinox.
>>27814854
This kid is DOOMED.
>>27810010
>What is the most beta moment in record history?
tl;dr: cuck marries literal prostitute. she denies him sex and never has sex with him once during their "marriage". convinces him to let her have sex with anyone she wants at anytime in any place even if they're not paying. convinces him to become a gay prostitute to earn spending money for her even though he's not gay.unsurprisingly she's a jew.
This is Anthony Burch x1000000.
>>27819630
Here's the literal cuckfaggot.
>>27817919
Just end it now anon. There is no hope for you.
>>27819432
an Equinox is like riding in a spaceship but it has the shocks of a speedboat. He's just another nu-male cuck
>>27819630
>>27819640
She's also an admitted pedophile and admits to having a "sexual relationship" with her dog.
Eating out a non virgin.
>>27819699
Unless she's been sexually inactive for at least one menstrual cycle. Then, then it's like a new vagina.
>>27819692
I can't find the dog sex screenshot, but she does frequently advocate for cheese pizza legalization and pedophilia legalization.
The most beta thing was one girl asking around for a pen and me providing one without asking for it back later.
Note sure how beta it is but that's about it. I'm too lazy and shutin to be orbiter so I never fell into that situation. My simple strategy with dealing with people is to try be polite and reliable around them.
>>27819742
>menstrual cycle cures stds and shit
>this is what roasties actually believe
Holy shit women ARE dumb.
>>27814455
My brother didn't go because he couldn't find parking.
I didn't go because registering stressed me out.
>>27811159
what brings you here Chad?
>>27819699
do you guys think that the cum just stays there? people wash their genitals.
>>27820393
You probably don't have a vagina. Washing it a lot makes it stinky.
>>27820438
not if you just use water. using loads of soap is gonna fuck u up but regular water and genital soap (?) sometimes is good.
>>27820438
even if they didnt wash their vaginas, the cum would come out with the discharge and it would be all clean in a few days.
>>27810527
I guess you could say you were in a circle jerk
big russian youtube man uncapable of getting himself vitalyz'd on the bangbus
>>27817919
jfc rip anon
I'm a pretty bad beta, desu, I've orbited my fair share of girls cause I was too much of a pussy to ask them out.
I've bought things for girls with boyfriends stuff before to impress them, even tho I was always gonna be that "beta loser"
I was also dating a girl in my social scene who banged my friend, and I stopped talking to her for a year, then took her back in. I'm pretty embarrassed about that one.
>>27812569
>she convinced me to try MMF
first mistake
The girl of my dreams asked me out and I refused because I was too autistic to handle it. It was so unreal that I just pussied out.
Now she has a bf and we don't even talk but I still dream about her
>>27814854
She's a single mother, isn't she?
>>27817919
Literally the only way to redeem yourself would be to pull a south park and make the vegan girl eat her boyfriend.
>>27812569
>The birth of a robot, you could say
Oh no, don't associate yourself with us you faggot.
You agreed to do it.
You are not a robot, you are a retard
>>27819640
Hereo flex. Please let this not be a thing.
>>27812619
nobody is worse than you
>>27814609
Some of it is fine, the most alpha guy I know dressed up as a princess for his daughter and all the mums were fawning over him for it, but that's precisely because he wasn't a pushover in all those other areas.
My dormmate brought his girlfriend to our room and fucked her 3 feet behind me while I played civ 5.
The most beta thing I've ever seen was when I watched my friend not go to a meet and greet with Eric Church before his concert because he didn't want to lose his spot in line to get his gf a soda
>woman at work asks me to move something
>I say no
>I was trying to bantz and be playful with it, actually I was willing to help her but apparently she couldn't take the bantz
>she flew off the handle, cussed me out in front of my boss and my supervisor, badmouthed me behind my back to my coworkers
>boss she cussed me out in front of makes me approach her to apologize
>I do it like a little bitch because I'm afraid of losing my $8/hr job
>in reality if I had refused the issue would have gotten to the CEO probably who would have just told told her to fuck off
>even if I had lost the job that would have been a good thing because I was treated poorly and not paid well, I stayed longer than I should have
>a few months later on MY LAST DAY a similar situation occurs where I apologize over nothing even though they literally could do nothing since my shift was ending in like 3 hours and then I'd never see them again
>the cunt and my boss (who had been mocking me earlier in the break room) give me smug pepe faces as I do it
God it hurts to think about. why can't I stand up for myself guys, why do I think that my employers are literally my slave masters...
>>27810010
>be in a bar with 2 hot girls I know
>go to bathroom
>come back and some short chubby guy is failing at picking them up
>hear one of the girls say, "..but why did you say it like that you're already setting yourself up for failure"
>guy is drink and rambling
>see their posture go from facing him and having a conversation to just ignoring him
>mfw feel a discernible chill from their indifference
They are the thing that cemented my philosophy of 'never at all approach a strange woman no matter what' as far as I can think of.
Seriously my psyche could not handle that kind of shit. Cold approaches are genuinely only for men who have had at least 5 or 6 women who they've fucked, because that means at least that many women found then attractive.
God I'll never forget that guy. His failure is one of the most useful things I've learned about romance
http://efukt.com/21367_Cuck_Has_Second_Thoughts.html
This is one of the most beta videos I've ever seen
Makori pls go
This thread gave me physical pain
Thanks
>>27823821
>Cuck has second thoughs
damn nigga Finnish what you started
>>27812569
>>be with gf
stopped reading there
fuck off
>>27810527
The jerk was a shit tier meme dance anyways
>>27820944
>The girl of my dreams asked me out and I refused because I was too autistic to handle it. It was so unreal that I just pussied out.
wtf man. That's more soul crushingly depressing than beta. Your most cherished dream and desire will never be fulfilled and it was right in front of you.
Probably last year, some girl I was hanging out with invited me over to fuck her. When I got there it was awkward getting started. We sat and watched Netflix for a little bit before she moved it along. I didn't tell her that this was my first time, rather "it's been a few years." I couldn't really stay hard enough to properly get the condom on then put it inside her. It took me three pumps before I came. She said it was okay, but fuck I was embarrassed. The most beta part is I drove her away by constantly apologizing over the next three days.
Okay I got this old story from college. Not that extreme I guess but indicative of a larger problem.
>Got huge crush on girl living in the student room next to mine.
>We share kitchen and talk sometime.
>Mostly hide in my room
>This one time she invites me in to her to watch a movie
>Your typical dorm room situation, she sits on her bed
>Instead of sitting next to her, like a normal person, I place myself ON THE FLOOR in front of the bed.
>She hands me a pillow, probably wondering wtf I'm doing
>After a while she tells me that I can sit on the bed with her
>I mumble something about "being upgraded" and do as she says.
>>27824444
W-what happened then anon.
>checked
>>27824505
clearly nothing because her room was filled with the smell of autism at that point.
>>27823821
this shit is so fucking rank, guys who agree to this deserve everything they get
>>27818978
wah wah i have it even worse than whites, why dey hogging all the sympathy :(
>>27810010
Getting bullied and not doing anything. Just staying there and taking it like a bitch.
Mom somehow got me to a bowling party with normies.Got record lowest score at a bowling alley because I don't know how to control my body. Got a 10. They gave me a hat. I gave it to a girl you happened to be in the group. Never batted an eye.
How about me robots
>Probably 2/10, went to uni and lifted, got more confident. Maybe 4-5/10 now
>Occasionally get laid
>First sex at 19
>Drunk and no fucking idea what I'm doing
>Turns out you don't get good at sex by having one night stands
>There are now 6 girls who I've had to apologise that I either can't get it up or cum in about 30 seconds after getting about 2 thrusts in because I still can't work out the fucking angle my legs are meant to be to find the fucking hole
kill me. i'm probably still classed as a virgin technically. who the fuck has sex with 6 girls and fail to give a single one of them an orgasm
>>27812900
Sounds like a hooker, friendo
At a party
Start talking to girl with 8/10 body but face like melted butter
I lean in to whisper something to her
She turns her lips to kiss me
I stop her
'Did you just try to kiss me?'
'Uhh...no'
'Oh okay...good'
And fucking walked away
>>27824444
nice quads
original comment
A couple months ago this girl asked me to help her with her accounting homework. I did so. Now when I see her in the hall she doesn't even remember who I am, or is ignoring me on purpose. Besides that, I've never had any experiences with girls.
>>27824886
>who the fuck has sex with 6 girls and fail to give a single one of them an orgasm
Only like 30% of women claim to have had an orgasm from sex.
>>27811123
Blacks can steal anything
