england's brave edition
crayon pop
All day I’ve dragged my feet and this great weariness around the streets. My soul has shrunk to the size of a tangled ball of wool and what I am and was, what is me, has forgotten its name. Will there be a tomorrow? I don’t know. I only know that I didn’t sleep and the jumble of half-slept interludes fills with long silences the conversation I hold with myself.
third for muslims
plymouth
maisie
5th for GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
asians make the best waifus
reported
/brit/ is the very model of a modern right-wing general
>>57694654
why is the September 11th 2001 attack on the World Trade center in the background?
Willy fell into the toilet water during my morning poo again.
Bit frustrating.
Do you identify as English, British or irrelevant?
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about horse racing
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about animal testing
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about fur
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about veal and foie gras
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about chinks eating dogs
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about a puppy being fed to a snake
>isn't it cute, i've conditioned this animal to perform cheap tricks with pavlovian conditioning ;^)
>>57694682
all me
Me the suspicious beardy type on the right
>>57694731
is this how average british woman looks like?
pls not
>>57694766
a world citizen, we are one race the human race
>>57694762
First and foremost as a /brit/poster.
look how fucking fat she is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTCXVA0eKfU
>>57694773
those are strawman arguments lad, soz
cute bums
no borders <3
Doing a job application lads
"What personal qualities could you bring to this position?"
what the fuck does that even mean, what should I say?
>>57694778
I've been wanking to a collage of facebook pictures of girls I know for over 5 years now, I now have a pavlovian response to them even if I think about them in a totally platonic way, I get hard instantly
So you all laugh at my eleven page complaint but who will be laughing when I get a written apology?
What are some easy to cook sorta healthy meals that I can warm up in the microwave at work lads? know fuck all about cooking
Wish the Irish were exterminated.
>>57694855
witty intel nihils
>>57694840
i waant this
>>57694758
it symbolises andy murray winning the us open a few years ago and the effect it had on the USA being the same
>>57694855
dedication, work ethic, punctuality, organization, high energy
shit like that
why are korean girls so perfect lads?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj6rIKZqIHM&nohtml5=False
>>57694855
team player who is dedicated and hard working
>>57694883
is that a desert fox
>>57694829
JUST
>>57694888
soup
stew
spag bol + other pasta dishes
chilli
curry
>>57694842
not a fan of that one desu
>>57694829
all bodies are beautiful <3
>>57694883
free him
>>57694883
is that the same snake from the pupper video? fucking disgusting
>>57694876
that's fucked up pham.
>>57694855
>tip top bants
>fierce intellectual curiosity
>a wide-open third eye with 20:20 vision
>Fully aligned chakras
>Several years of meme-weaving experience
>>57694883
why is there a cat in that fishbowl
>>57694957
he said easy to cook
>>57694950
It's a fish. Can't you see the bowl?
All around me is the abstract, naked universe, composed of nothing but the negation of night. I am split between tiredness and restlessness and reach a point where I physically touch a metaphysical knowledge of the mystery of things. Sometimes my soul softens and then the formless details of everyday life float up to the surface of my consciousness and I draw up a balance sheet on the back of my insomnia. At other times I wake within the half-sleep in which I lie stagnating, and vague images in random poetic colours let their silent spectacle slide by my inattentive mind. My eyes are not quite closed. My weak sight is fringed with distant light from the streetlamps still lit below, in the abandoned regions of the street.
bant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW4pAQFn_t4
>>57694937
>>57694937
the art of plastic surgery
>>57694829
wait wait
is that this inbred looking british woman i keep seeing?
I am the very model of a modern right-wing General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with things geopolitical,
I understand invasions, both the simple and more gradual,
About taqiyya and pakis I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about historic rotherham abuse
>>57694888
rice pilaf
>>57694855
What are you applying for and what interesting things have you done in your life?
bump
dont let the thread die
>>57694881
Give me your address lad, I'll write you a 12 page apology
>>57694951
Her label probably put her on a bulking diet desu
Gotta cash in that muh fat empowered womin market desu.
might go 2 bed
LEICESTER
>>57694773
this desu. it's empty politics. it's cool to say you care but not to act like it. same goes for most liberal thought
forgot to post this when t'other thread got jand
>you're walking down an alleyway when this gook blocks your path
what do you do?
>>57695001
they are easy to cook
>>57695063
*draws a bead on you*
>>57695104
>liberal
jesus christ this is annoying you fucking yank
>>57695113
race mix
Our struggle for a moral and degeneracy free society will never cease.
>>57695113
keep walking and one-bomb her in the jaw
that'll fucking teach you to physically threaten me in a small space
>>57695113
go My Lai on her
>>57694937
Seolhyun is a beautiful chink
>>57694957
>>57695001
I take a lot of curry, chilli and soup to work with me already, known how to cook that for ages, I just want to try new stuff desu
>>57695113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-1MQ0Cnbhs
>>57695105
and now youre too late
you look like an absolute tosser
>>57695114
no
@57695117
*ignores*
>>57695113
give her the edict
>>57695206
thought that was a fucking goldfish
The trivialities natural to life, the insignificancies of the normal and despicable, lie like a layer of dust, tracing a blurred, grotesque line beneath the squalor and meanness of my human existence.
The cashbook lying open before eyes whose life dreams of all the worlds of the Orient; the office manager’s inoffensive joke that offends against the whole universe; the boss being told it’s the phone, his girlfriend, Mrs so-and-so on in the middle of my meditation on the most least sexual part of a theory that is purely aesthetic and intellectual.
Everyone has a boss always ready with some inappropriate joke and a soul out of touch with the universe. Everyone has a boss and a boss’s girlfriend and a telephone call that always comes at an inopportune moment just on the edge of the splendid fall of evening and mistresses risk speaking ill of their lover who, as we all know, is that very minute having a pee.
brother gave me £25 for building his computer
cute
>>57694883
What's he looking for???
GONNA SMEG YA CHEB SILLY!
r8 gimmick
>>57695206
cute :)
>>57695219
i look ravishing actually
thanks to the communists for winning ww2 lads
think you should all be a bit more grateful
>literally no body confidence issues ages 0-19
>get rejected by a girl 1" taller than me
>feel inadequate for literally being the average fucking height for a human male
really why are women such grasping bitches that ah yeah they just NEED a bf to be taller than them, 0.5cm shorter? NO fuck off you stupid manlets
god I fucking hate the ape brain
>>57695282
bollocks remark cheeky wanker
>>57695219
7.62 millimeter. Full metal jacket.
*shoots you*
>>57695311
t. manlet
Art students timetables sure are interesting
>>57695311
>average height
Manlet detected
love evanescense
>>57695311
>tfw 195cm
>tfw dont have this problem
>>57695320
foy!
>>57695311
manlet
fuck off
>>57695417
nay
>>57695311
>>get rejected by a girl 1" taller than me
top lmao, you ARE the manlet
i eat meat and i don't care if it came from an abused animal in a factory.
vegans are stupid. instead of protesting they should be investing into mass producing fake meat which would solve the moral issues along with world hunger(which is far more important), but of course that would involve killing the meat industry and have fun trying to do that.
>>57695378
A reading week? They can just read anything?
>>57695311
and how tall are you?
>>57695357
hat
>>57695360
>>57695382
>>57695398
>>57695428
>>57695446
insecure manlets detected
Fat Yanks Out!
if you have ever seen a girl taller than you you are a manlet and should top yourself
>>57695496
>>57695447
you're an American, of course you dont care about life other than your own.
>>57695500
good post
>>57695480
I'm 6'1, I'm neither manlet nor lanklet and still taller than most of the people around me
>>57695472
helmet actually
>>57695447
https://twitter.com/feralsymbiont/status/719247584976596995
>>57695447
environment is more important than world hunger and meat industry contributes to the negative aspects of it
>>57695496
SMEG ME ARSE LAD!
>>57695516
he didn't mean you, you're beautiful
>>57695480
189 cm
Try harder
>>57695532
prove it, otherwise you're literally a dwarf with a specially adapted keyboard for your tiny hands sitting on a high-seat to reach the desk.
My only comment on Reddit so far hasn't played out well, lads
Methinks I'm not cut out for this Reddit business
Bit disappointed with the last two episodes of Stewart Lee lads ngl
>>57695447
This
Beat that calf all you want, I don't give a shit.
not trying to be an edgy neckbeard but I L I T E R A L L Y could not give a shit about the welfare of an animal that was born to die
if tesco offered a new line of eggs/meat where the animal lived in conditions worse than the worst current battery farms and was in a significant amount of pain for the entirety of its life, and were cheaper, I would buy those products
>can't lie on your bed without your feet sticking out
>ducking from high ceilings
>horrible legroom in cars/trains/planes
>can't fit in a bath/shower
is it really that great being tall?
>>57695360
>>57695382
>>57695398
>>57695428
>>57695446
Well sure I'm a 5'10 manlet but it's not as if I'm 5'3. Why has everyone agreed that the average height, I mean genuinely the mean / median height for all males in this country is total shit. The average man literally has to hate themselves then?
theres crumbs on the table
>>57695596
I'm now imagining Warwick Davis sitting in a high-chair shitposting on /brit/
It's glorious
>>57695596
>spains average height is shorter than the UK
prove what, short stuff?
>>57695580
>>57695532
>Being such an insecure paki manlet that you lie about your height online to try and put down White people
>>57695662
swipe em off then ye tosser
>>57695627
literally THIS
the only time i regret eating meat is when i wake up in the middle of the night shitting out my mouth and barfing out my ass
post Jenna Coleman
>>57695657
So that us tall men can get more pussy
bought myself a graphics tablet, lads
what should I draw
>>57695627
got mixed feelings about this post but i do buy eggs from battery hens if i'm honest
Got my first gilded comment on reddit, wahey.
>>57695710
>>57695710
have some cara delevingne instead, don't think she gets posted enough in these threads to be honest
>>57695685
Small man syndrome detected.
>>57695710
4chan doesn't support real people as a format
>>57695610
thought migrants was shit and weak for wasting half the show avoiding the topic but childhood was funny
amazing how little the human brain has actually developed despite our rapid advances in technology. here we are talking about cock size and height, oh yeah and we love dem big asses and titties. we're really just cavemen with shiny gadgets.
and no i'm not insecure, i am over 6 foot with a good penis, it's just an interesting anthropological observation.
https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4e62ah/i_was_raped_by_a_group_of_mimes/
classic banter
>>57695657
because of sjws tbqh
Got any tips on finding a gf?
love doing those shits where it disappears straight down the toilet
goodbye!
>>57695777
uggo pig woman
need a milf gf
http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/658802/The-Chase-video-ITV-Bradley-Walsh-Mark-Labbett
holy shit lads
scandal of the century
>>57695816
have you tried being good looking
feeling sad lads,
gonna take a fuck load of benzos -_-
any tips on finding shinies in oras lads? or a gf would do
>>57695851
Yes.
>>57695806
See >>57695311
It's the ape brain, same reason tall people make more money etc
>>57695685
>anyone above 6 foot is a lieing manlet
love this meme spouted by bitter manlets
>>57695825
t. muhamed al-takbir
>>57695806
>good
LITTLE
http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/10/politics/obama-libya-biggest-mistake/
>>57695816
interpals
>>57695850
they already get enough advantages, what are they complaining about?
>>57695685
>Implying I'm not white
Wew
>>57695856
Good riddance ya fucking Mick
This will be my last post ever in /brit/
Goodbye
>>57695816
cognitive dissonance
>>57695851
rate
>>57695960
bye
>>57695897
funny how humans like to think ourselves seperate to animals but fundamentally we only really care about the same shit, and behave in the same ways for the same reasons
>>57695888
enjoy the gf
>>57695835
what about the wife's son/daughter?
>>57695920
Don't want a LDR.
>I would like to inform you I am no longer able to go on the trip as I have been offered a Muay Thai sponsorship so I am contracted to compete over in Thailand at the same time as the trip. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for my career in the sport and it was very much sprung on me.
>I am sorry for any inconvenience it may have caused and I hope that someone else gets a good experience from the trip by me not going.
heh, so she didn't drop out like I originally thought
Normies, they have all the luck
>>57696000
tinder
>english
>>57695989
cognitive dissonance
Remember to vote OUT!
libya? more like labia
>>57695901
>Being so much of a mouthbreather that you can't spell lying
I may be a manlet but at least I wasn't born with an extra chromosome
>>57695968
p good
>>57695960
see you tomorrow
>>57696018
Impossible, only good for the top 10% of men.
>>57696017
Wonder what happened to that lad going to Thailand for 6 weeks but didn't want to go.
>>57695920
what do you talk about?
both countries?
>>57695792
ha ha imagine sending people to other places on through the inter wiring
>>57696061
hello froggo
you lads listening to nige? http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_fourfm
i should listen to radio more tbqh its pretty comfy
>>57696061
Fuck off frog
>>57696109
No
why would I want to listen to that egotistical charlatan?
>>57696079
You didn't really grass Poleaboo up, right?
>>57695919
dont get how there's not outrage when we actively wage war
>let's go invade a country and topple their government and set it up as a us puppet to serve our general interests
it's no better than robbing someone
>>57695752
Had this idea for a comic from reading reddit comments:
A pregnant women says, "the baby just kicked."
Then have a guy in a fedora respond with, "It's not a baby until it's born. It's a zygote, embryo, or fetus, with no autonomy or individual personhood. It is, in essence, a parasite on its host."
Then have the pregnant woman looking sad.
>>57696109
Watching the football you muppet
>>57696110
cognitive dissonance
remember to vote
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/719271722009145344
>>57696109
everything good off radio 4 I listen to the podcast version tb.h
some good stuff but some absolute shite too, the plays they put on are fucking boring
sink?
>>57696151
maybe i dids maybe i didnt
>>57696155
better to leave that to Vladimir Putin I guess
>>57696209
everything but the kitchen
So when is he resigning?
>>57696206
cognitive dissonance
having a nice bit of whisky with some etizolam
>>57694855
dark nihilism and a wicked sense of humour
doing stinky farts
anyone want to get their nose up in my ring-piece?
what the billybong is going on here and why does it smell like kebab?
>>57696201
why are western youths so depraved? they think it's cool to be just one chain-link up from ape.
>>57696201
Who else /knicker fetish/ here?
>>57695904
Nothing about his post suggests that's his name
Fuck off paki, go spam your ugly chimp in /desi/ where you belong
>>57696209
Gwan then
Soon I learned that bricks and stones won't drive the Brits away, it wasn't very long before I joined the IRA
>>57696297
just did a shit
>>57696260
he said he will resign before the 2020 election
likely he will resign soon if we leave the eu
>>57696187
t. Frog diaspora
lectures start again tomorrow.
dont mind though. i like going to uni :)
>>57695856
which ones
>>57696260
resign for his mum gifting him money in her old age like everyone else in the country does? think all that ice has gone to your brain lad
>>57696307
cognitive dissonance
>>57696159
anti-choicers pls go.
it's never too late to have an abortion.
I hate chink tourists, wish I had Euro tourists but they never come to the west coast.
Random fact about me: I am a national syndicalist
I FUCKING HATE ISLAM AND ALL MUSLIMS IN GENERAL
>>57696201
I don't have twitter
>>57696382
cognitive dissonance
>>57696327
don't bully frogs
>>57696405
congitive dissonance
>>57696382
Wessex is available again please use
>>57696343
>Thinking it's OK to do stuff because "everyone else does it"
Wew
>he isn't a chomskyite regressive conservatarian
>>57696304
very nice image
>>57696397
FOAL
some fag enabler compiled a list of her freakish friends, you need a meme sexuality or gender to feature on this list
https://twitter.com/feralsymbiont/status/718588522396065793
>>57696110
that's not nice.
>>57696379
>live in redneck town
>tour bus full of chinks at a mcdonalds
>they're all wearing masks
>flip them off and tell them to fuck off
>>57696448
>legal
>everyone does it
>no one has an issue with it
>somehow this is wrong
>>57696484
cognitive dissonance
>>57696467
no one cares you fucking pleb
ready...set...GO! *shoots blank upwards*
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/719265298071871488
fucking hell lads, can you imagine if we proudly showed off our fleshlights on social media?
>>57696448
There's literally nothing wrong with doing it
>>57696379
i'd love to drive up the I-5 and into Canada
would be my ideal holiday 2bh. have a romanticised soft spot for the PNW as well. Like to imagine myself living there one day but I've never been so could be shit for all i know. looks comfy though.
>>57696475
Of couse not, Nice isn't in Iceland.
>he isn't an existentialist-phenomenologist-operationalist political non-euclidean
>>57694654
Murray is Scottish not English.
Typical br*ts trying to steal everyone got themselves
>>57696433
skeen
>>57696467
how can you be a lesbian and asexual
>>57696514
why does she post shit like this on twitter? no normal person would
>>57696550
good la
>>57696514
cognitive dissonance
>still using twitter
foal, facebook tier at this point
>Poleaboo just found a video of her with her friends
>She's laughing and talking with them
Fuck, I forgot how she sounded
Can't even remember if I ever heard her laugh
Literally have tears in my eyes right now, it's had such an emotional effect
>>57696547
Murray is British
>>57696501
>Tories make the law
>All the tories do it
>No Tories have an issue with it
>Somehow this makes it not wrong
My tumblr's now a mix between gay porn, and black man on white girl porn
>>57696379
>go to cardiff
>walking past some chinks getting off a tour bus
>one drops their bag
>pick it up and hand it to her
>she starts bowing and thanking me in broken english
nothing wrong with them desu
>>57696575
move on you runt.
>>57696544
not a hypotenuse
reminder that "amer hussein" is not on the electoral roll
https://twitter.com/_deanwilson94
Got called a racist bigot for saying I don't feel comfortable around women wearing burqas and people are biological tuned to be uncomfortable someone who's face you can't see
what's the deal with this john whittingdale scandal?
>>57696651
>finding her address via the electoral roll
>being stupid enough to make the exact same mistake
Honest opinion on these two?
>>57696603
why are you talking about british politics as though you know what you're on about when you obviously only know the small amount you've read from a few wikipedia links and 4chan memes?
>>57696651
cognitive dissonance
