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england's brave edition
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crayon pop
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All day I’ve dragged my feet and this great weariness around the streets. My soul has shrunk to the size of a tangled ball of wool and what I am and was, what is me, has forgotten its name. Will there be a tomorrow? I don’t know. I only know that I didn’t sleep and the jumble of half-slept interludes fills with long silences the conversation I hold with myself.
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third for muslims
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plymouth
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maisie
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5th for GOD SAVE THE QUEEN
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asians make the best waifus
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reported
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/brit/ is the very model of a modern right-wing general
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>>57694654
why is the September 11th 2001 attack on the World Trade center in the background?
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Willy fell into the toilet water during my morning poo again.

Bit frustrating.
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Do you identify as English, British or irrelevant?
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>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about horse racing
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about animal testing
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about fur
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about veal and foie gras
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about chinks eating dogs
>people who aren't vegan getting annoyed about a puppy being fed to a snake
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>isn't it cute, i've conditioned this animal to perform cheap tricks with pavlovian conditioning ;^)
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>>57694682
all me
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Me the suspicious beardy type on the right
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>>57694731
is this how average british woman looks like?
pls not
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>>57694766

a world citizen, we are one race the human race
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>>57694762
First and foremost as a /brit/poster.
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look how fucking fat she is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hTCXVA0eKfU
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>>57694773

those are strawman arguments lad, soz
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cute bums
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>>57694661
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460288304680.webm
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no borders <3
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Doing a job application lads

"What personal qualities could you bring to this position?"

what the fuck does that even mean, what should I say?
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>>57694778

I've been wanking to a collage of facebook pictures of girls I know for over 5 years now, I now have a pavlovian response to them even if I think about them in a totally platonic way, I get hard instantly
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So you all laugh at my eleven page complaint but who will be laughing when I get a written apology?
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What are some easy to cook sorta healthy meals that I can warm up in the microwave at work lads? know fuck all about cooking
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Wish the Irish were exterminated.
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>>57694855
witty intel nihils
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>>57694840
i waant this
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>>57694758
it symbolises andy murray winning the us open a few years ago and the effect it had on the USA being the same
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>>57694855
dedication, work ethic, punctuality, organization, high energy

shit like that
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why are korean girls so perfect lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aj6rIKZqIHM&nohtml5=False
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>>57694855

team player who is dedicated and hard working
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>>57694883
is that a desert fox
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>>57694829
JUST
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>>57694888

soup
stew
spag bol + other pasta dishes
chilli
curry
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>>57694842
not a fan of that one desu
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>>57694829
all bodies are beautiful <3
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>>57694883
free him
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>>57694883

is that the same snake from the pupper video? fucking disgusting
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>>57694876
that's fucked up pham.

>>57694855
>tip top bants
>fierce intellectual curiosity
>a wide-open third eye with 20:20 vision
>Fully aligned chakras
>Several years of meme-weaving experience
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>>57694883
why is there a cat in that fishbowl
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>>57694957
he said easy to cook
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>>57694950
It's a fish. Can't you see the bowl?
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All around me is the abstract, naked universe, composed of nothing but the negation of night. I am split between tiredness and restlessness and reach a point where I physically touch a metaphysical knowledge of the mystery of things. Sometimes my soul softens and then the formless details of everyday life float up to the surface of my consciousness and I draw up a balance sheet on the back of my insomnia. At other times I wake within the half-sleep in which I lie stagnating, and vague images in random poetic colours let their silent spectacle slide by my inattentive mind. My eyes are not quite closed. My weak sight is fringed with distant light from the streetlamps still lit below, in the abandoned regions of the street.
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bant
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZW4pAQFn_t4
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>>57694937
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>>57694937
the art of plastic surgery
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>>57694829
wait wait
is that this inbred looking british woman i keep seeing?
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I am the very model of a modern right-wing General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical,
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted too with things geopolitical,
I understand invasions, both the simple and more gradual,
About taqiyya and pakis I'm teeming with a lot o' news
With many cheerful facts about historic rotherham abuse
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>>57694888
rice pilaf
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>>57694855
What are you applying for and what interesting things have you done in your life?
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bump

dont let the thread die
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>>57694881
Give me your address lad, I'll write you a 12 page apology
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>>57694951
Her label probably put her on a bulking diet desu

Gotta cash in that muh fat empowered womin market desu.
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might go 2 bed
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LEICESTER
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>>57694773
this desu. it's empty politics. it's cool to say you care but not to act like it. same goes for most liberal thought
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forgot to post this when t'other thread got jand
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>you're walking down an alleyway when this gook blocks your path

what do you do?
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>>57695001
they are easy to cook
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>>57695063
*draws a bead on you*
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>>57695104
>liberal

jesus christ this is annoying you fucking yank
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>>57695113
race mix
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Our struggle for a moral and degeneracy free society will never cease.
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>>57695113
keep walking and one-bomb her in the jaw

that'll fucking teach you to physically threaten me in a small space
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>>57695113
go My Lai on her
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>>57694937
Seolhyun is a beautiful chink

>>57694957
>>57695001
I take a lot of curry, chilli and soup to work with me already, known how to cook that for ages, I just want to try new stuff desu
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>>57695113
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v-1MQ0Cnbhs
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>>57695105
and now youre too late

you look like an absolute tosser

>>57695114
no

@57695117
*ignores*
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>>57695113
give her the edict
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>>57695206
thought that was a fucking goldfish
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The trivialities natural to life, the insignificancies of the normal and despicable, lie like a layer of dust, tracing a blurred, grotesque line beneath the squalor and meanness of my human existence.
The cashbook lying open before eyes whose life dreams of all the worlds of the Orient; the office manager’s inoffensive joke that offends against the whole universe; the boss being told it’s the phone, his girlfriend, Mrs so-and-so on in the middle of my meditation on the most least sexual part of a theory that is purely aesthetic and intellectual.
Everyone has a boss always ready with some inappropriate joke and a soul out of touch with the universe. Everyone has a boss and a boss’s girlfriend and a telephone call that always comes at an inopportune moment just on the edge of the splendid fall of evening and mistresses risk speaking ill of their lover who, as we all know, is that very minute having a pee.
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brother gave me £25 for building his computer

cute
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>>57694883
What's he looking for???
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GONNA SMEG YA CHEB SILLY!

r8 gimmick
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>>57695206
cute :)
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>>57695219
i look ravishing actually
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thanks to the communists for winning ww2 lads

think you should all be a bit more grateful
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>literally no body confidence issues ages 0-19
>get rejected by a girl 1" taller than me
>feel inadequate for literally being the average fucking height for a human male

really why are women such grasping bitches that ah yeah they just NEED a bf to be taller than them, 0.5cm shorter? NO fuck off you stupid manlets

god I fucking hate the ape brain
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>>57695282
bollocks remark cheeky wanker
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>>57695219
7.62 millimeter. Full metal jacket.

*shoots you*
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>>57695311
t. manlet
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Art students timetables sure are interesting
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>>57695311
>average height

Manlet detected
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love evanescense
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>>57695311
>tfw 195cm
>tfw dont have this problem
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>>57695320
foy!
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>>57695311
manlet
fuck off
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>>57695417
nay
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>>57695311
>>get rejected by a girl 1" taller than me
top lmao, you ARE the manlet
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i eat meat and i don't care if it came from an abused animal in a factory.

vegans are stupid. instead of protesting they should be investing into mass producing fake meat which would solve the moral issues along with world hunger(which is far more important), but of course that would involve killing the meat industry and have fun trying to do that.
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>>57695378
A reading week? They can just read anything?
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>>57695311
and how tall are you?
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>>57695357
hat
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>>57695360
>>57695382
>>57695398
>>57695428
>>57695446
insecure manlets detected
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Fat Yanks Out!
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if you have ever seen a girl taller than you you are a manlet and should top yourself
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>>57695496
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>>57695447

you're an American, of course you dont care about life other than your own.
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>>57695500
good post
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>>57695480
I'm 6'1, I'm neither manlet nor lanklet and still taller than most of the people around me
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>>57695472
helmet actually
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>>57695447

https://twitter.com/feralsymbiont/status/719247584976596995
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>>57695447
environment is more important than world hunger and meat industry contributes to the negative aspects of it
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>>57695496
SMEG ME ARSE LAD!
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>>57695516
he didn't mean you, you're beautiful
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>>57695480
189 cm

Try harder
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>>57695532
prove it, otherwise you're literally a dwarf with a specially adapted keyboard for your tiny hands sitting on a high-seat to reach the desk.
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My only comment on Reddit so far hasn't played out well, lads

Methinks I'm not cut out for this Reddit business
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Bit disappointed with the last two episodes of Stewart Lee lads ngl
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>>57695447
This
Beat that calf all you want, I don't give a shit.
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not trying to be an edgy neckbeard but I L I T E R A L L Y could not give a shit about the welfare of an animal that was born to die

if tesco offered a new line of eggs/meat where the animal lived in conditions worse than the worst current battery farms and was in a significant amount of pain for the entirety of its life, and were cheaper, I would buy those products
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>can't lie on your bed without your feet sticking out
>ducking from high ceilings
>horrible legroom in cars/trains/planes
>can't fit in a bath/shower

is it really that great being tall?
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>>57695360
>>57695382
>>57695398
>>57695428
>>57695446

Well sure I'm a 5'10 manlet but it's not as if I'm 5'3. Why has everyone agreed that the average height, I mean genuinely the mean / median height for all males in this country is total shit. The average man literally has to hate themselves then?
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theres crumbs on the table
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>>57695596
I'm now imagining Warwick Davis sitting in a high-chair shitposting on /brit/

It's glorious
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>>57695596
>spains average height is shorter than the UK
prove what, short stuff?
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>>57695580
>>57695532
>Being such an insecure paki manlet that you lie about your height online to try and put down White people
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>>57695662
swipe em off then ye tosser
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>>57695627
literally THIS

the only time i regret eating meat is when i wake up in the middle of the night shitting out my mouth and barfing out my ass
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post Jenna Coleman
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>>57695657
So that us tall men can get more pussy
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bought myself a graphics tablet, lads

what should I draw
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>>57695627
got mixed feelings about this post but i do buy eggs from battery hens if i'm honest
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Got my first gilded comment on reddit, wahey.
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>>57695710
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>>57695710
have some cara delevingne instead, don't think she gets posted enough in these threads to be honest
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>>57695685
Small man syndrome detected.
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>>57695710
4chan doesn't support real people as a format
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>>57695610
thought migrants was shit and weak for wasting half the show avoiding the topic but childhood was funny
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amazing how little the human brain has actually developed despite our rapid advances in technology. here we are talking about cock size and height, oh yeah and we love dem big asses and titties. we're really just cavemen with shiny gadgets.

and no i'm not insecure, i am over 6 foot with a good penis, it's just an interesting anthropological observation.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4e62ah/i_was_raped_by_a_group_of_mimes/

classic banter
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>>57695657
because of sjws tbqh
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Got any tips on finding a gf?
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love doing those shits where it disappears straight down the toilet

goodbye!
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>>57695777
uggo pig woman
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need a milf gf
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http://www.express.co.uk/showbiz/tv-radio/658802/The-Chase-video-ITV-Bradley-Walsh-Mark-Labbett

holy shit lads
scandal of the century
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>>57695816
have you tried being good looking
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feeling sad lads,

gonna take a fuck load of benzos -_-
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any tips on finding shinies in oras lads? or a gf would do
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>>57695851
Yes.
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>>57695806
See >>57695311

It's the ape brain, same reason tall people make more money etc
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>>57695685
>anyone above 6 foot is a lieing manlet
love this meme spouted by bitter manlets
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>>57695825
t. muhamed al-takbir
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>>57695806
>good
LITTLE
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http://www.cnn.com/2016/04/10/politics/obama-libya-biggest-mistake/
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>>57695816
interpals
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>>57695850
they already get enough advantages, what are they complaining about?
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>>57695685
>Implying I'm not white
Wew
>>57695856
Good riddance ya fucking Mick
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This will be my last post ever in /brit/

Goodbye
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>>57695816
cognitive dissonance
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>>57695851
rate
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>>57695960
bye
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>>57695897
funny how humans like to think ourselves seperate to animals but fundamentally we only really care about the same shit, and behave in the same ways for the same reasons
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>>57695888
enjoy the gf
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>>57695835
what about the wife's son/daughter?
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>>57695920
Don't want a LDR.
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>I would like to inform you I am no longer able to go on the trip as I have been offered a Muay Thai sponsorship so I am contracted to compete over in Thailand at the same time as the trip. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity for my career in the sport and it was very much sprung on me.
>I am sorry for any inconvenience it may have caused and I hope that someone else gets a good experience from the trip by me not going.

heh, so she didn't drop out like I originally thought

Normies, they have all the luck
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>>57696000
tinder
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>english
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>>57695989
cognitive dissonance
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Remember to vote OUT!
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libya? more like labia
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>>57695901
>Being so much of a mouthbreather that you can't spell lying

I may be a manlet but at least I wasn't born with an extra chromosome
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>>57695968
p good
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>>57695960
see you tomorrow
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>>57696018
Impossible, only good for the top 10% of men.
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>>57696017
Wonder what happened to that lad going to Thailand for 6 weeks but didn't want to go.
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>>57695920
what do you talk about?

both countries?
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>>57695792
ha ha imagine sending people to other places on through the inter wiring
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>>57696061
hello froggo
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you lads listening to nige? http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio/player/bbc_radio_fourfm
i should listen to radio more tbqh its pretty comfy
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>>57696061
Fuck off frog
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>>57696109
No
why would I want to listen to that egotistical charlatan?
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>>57696079
You didn't really grass Poleaboo up, right?
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>>57695919
dont get how there's not outrage when we actively wage war
>let's go invade a country and topple their government and set it up as a us puppet to serve our general interests
it's no better than robbing someone
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>>57695752
Had this idea for a comic from reading reddit comments:

A pregnant women says, "the baby just kicked."

Then have a guy in a fedora respond with, "It's not a baby until it's born. It's a zygote, embryo, or fetus, with no autonomy or individual personhood. It is, in essence, a parasite on its host."

Then have the pregnant woman looking sad.
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>>57695710
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>>57696109
Watching the football you muppet
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>>57696110
cognitive dissonance
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remember to vote
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/719271722009145344
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>>57696109
everything good off radio 4 I listen to the podcast version tb.h

some good stuff but some absolute shite too, the plays they put on are fucking boring
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sink?

>>57696151
maybe i dids maybe i didnt
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>>57696155
better to leave that to Vladimir Putin I guess
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>>57696209
everything but the kitchen
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So when is he resigning?
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>>57696206
cognitive dissonance
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having a nice bit of whisky with some etizolam
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>>57694855
dark nihilism and a wicked sense of humour
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doing stinky farts

anyone want to get their nose up in my ring-piece?
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what the billybong is going on here and why does it smell like kebab?
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>>57696201
why are western youths so depraved? they think it's cool to be just one chain-link up from ape.
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>>57696201
Who else /knicker fetish/ here?
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>>57695904
Nothing about his post suggests that's his name

Fuck off paki, go spam your ugly chimp in /desi/ where you belong
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>>57696209
Gwan then
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Soon I learned that bricks and stones won't drive the Brits away, it wasn't very long before I joined the IRA
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>>57696297
just did a shit
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>>57696260
he said he will resign before the 2020 election

likely he will resign soon if we leave the eu
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>>57696187
t. Frog diaspora
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lectures start again tomorrow.

dont mind though. i like going to uni :)
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>>57695856

which ones
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>>57696260
resign for his mum gifting him money in her old age like everyone else in the country does? think all that ice has gone to your brain lad
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>>57696307
cognitive dissonance
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>>57696159
anti-choicers pls go.

it's never too late to have an abortion.
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I hate chink tourists, wish I had Euro tourists but they never come to the west coast.
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Random fact about me: I am a national syndicalist
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I FUCKING HATE ISLAM AND ALL MUSLIMS IN GENERAL
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>>57696201

I don't have twitter
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>>57696382
cognitive dissonance
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>>57696327
don't bully frogs
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>>57696405
congitive dissonance
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>>57696382
Wessex is available again please use
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>>57696343
>Thinking it's OK to do stuff because "everyone else does it"

Wew
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>he isn't a chomskyite regressive conservatarian
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>>57696304
very nice image
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>>57696397
FOAL
>>
some fag enabler compiled a list of her freakish friends, you need a meme sexuality or gender to feature on this list
https://twitter.com/feralsymbiont/status/718588522396065793
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>>57696110
that's not nice.
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>>57696379
>live in redneck town
>tour bus full of chinks at a mcdonalds
>they're all wearing masks
>flip them off and tell them to fuck off
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>>57696448
>legal
>everyone does it
>no one has an issue with it
>somehow this is wrong
>>
>>57696484
cognitive dissonance
>>
>>57696467
no one cares you fucking pleb
>>
ready...set...GO! *shoots blank upwards*
>>
https://twitter.com/commieslut/status/719265298071871488

fucking hell lads, can you imagine if we proudly showed off our fleshlights on social media?
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>>57696448
There's literally nothing wrong with doing it
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>>57696379

i'd love to drive up the I-5 and into Canada

would be my ideal holiday 2bh. have a romanticised soft spot for the PNW as well. Like to imagine myself living there one day but I've never been so could be shit for all i know. looks comfy though.
>>
>>57696475
Of couse not, Nice isn't in Iceland.
>>
>he isn't an existentialist-phenomenologist-operationalist political non-euclidean
>>
>>57694654
Murray is Scottish not English.
Typical br*ts trying to steal everyone got themselves
>>
>>57696433
skeen
>>
>>57696467
how can you be a lesbian and asexual
>>
>>57696514
why does she post shit like this on twitter? no normal person would
>>
>>57696550
good la
>>
>>57696514
cognitive dissonance
>>
>still using twitter

foal, facebook tier at this point
>>
>Poleaboo just found a video of her with her friends
>She's laughing and talking with them

Fuck, I forgot how she sounded
Can't even remember if I ever heard her laugh

Literally have tears in my eyes right now, it's had such an emotional effect
>>
>>57696547
Murray is British
>>
>>57696501
>Tories make the law
>All the tories do it
>No Tories have an issue with it
>Somehow this makes it not wrong
>>
My tumblr's now a mix between gay porn, and black man on white girl porn
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>>57696379
>go to cardiff
>walking past some chinks getting off a tour bus
>one drops their bag
>pick it up and hand it to her
>she starts bowing and thanking me in broken english

nothing wrong with them desu
>>
>>57696575
move on you runt.
>>
>>57696544
not a hypotenuse
>>
reminder that "amer hussein" is not on the electoral roll
>>
https://twitter.com/_deanwilson94
>>
Got called a racist bigot for saying I don't feel comfortable around women wearing burqas and people are biological tuned to be uncomfortable someone who's face you can't see
>>
what's the deal with this john whittingdale scandal?
>>
>>57696651
>finding her address via the electoral roll
>being stupid enough to make the exact same mistake
>>
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Honest opinion on these two?
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>>57696603
why are you talking about british politics as though you know what you're on about when you obviously only know the small amount you've read from a few wikipedia links and 4chan memes?
>>
>>57696651
cognitive dissonance
>>
>>57696672

> people are biological tuned to be uncomfortable someone who's face you can't see

elaborate.
>>
>>57696379
cat just wants to be bread like others but isn't it's cat so sad ;_;
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>>57696629
I thought I had until this, hit me hard and unexpectedly
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pic of me and my daddy :)
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just bought my wife's son a gaming pc
>>
>>57696672
Wow... Just wow, I don't even know what to say to this. This is just wrong on so many levels... Where do I start... Literally cannot even comprehend someone bring this racist
>>
>>57696719
Because I just got unbanned and got to get the shitposting out of my system
>>
>>57696726
>> people are biological tuned to be uncomfortable someone who's face you can't see

>elaborate.

elaborate
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>>57696651
>he votes
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>>57696672
think it's cos most people think burqa = any head scarf/hijab
>>
*swigs cider*
done a reddit flags fellas
*rides tractor*
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>>57694907

Who is Andy Murray, and what is the US Open?
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doing a cheese and crackers lads
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>>57696692
cognitive dissonance
>>
>>57696456
I notice more schoolgirls are wearing trousers nowadays

but I'm not going to comment any further
>>
>>57696755

well take it somewhere you little elvish runt
>>
feels like we only just had a 3 day weekend

fucking love bank holidays, going to do fuck all tomorrow
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http://lizardpoint.com/geography/europe-quiz.php

No cheating, post results.
>>
eelingfay away itbay iredtay adslay utbay otgay away otlay ofway
ymay issertationday otay oday. Iway inkthay I'mway oinggay otay
oday anotherway 500 ordsway andway enthay ogay otay edbay.
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>>57696692
would do both desu
>>
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Night lads
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>>57696793
I usually have nutella on my crackers 2bh
>>
>>57696809
I'm stuck at work tonight...

Oh well, 2 more to do then 8 off. Gonna ride my bike and get pissed.
>>
>>57696672
Pretty racist desu. Who're you to say British culture is superior? Muslims may beat their wives for showing skin, but at least they never massacred Hindus by the hundreds like that one scene with the British army in "Gandhi"
>>
>>57696809
gimmick potential
>>
>>57696848
>nutella
>>>/tumblr/
>>
>>57696793
hmm
ahh
yes
Quite an interesting use of the 'doing a' gimmick in combination with Wallace from Wallace and Gromit
>>
laddos I want to make love to the British Constitution.
>>
>>57696808
>well take it somewhere
I am, I'm taking it to /brit/
>>
>>57696664
Fat Irish IRA supporting commie cuck

Kill it.
>>
>>57696809
ye m8 im going to spend all day in bed and maybe go for an afternoon walk proper looking forward to it
>>
>>57696777
Alright you can fuck off we've already got two.
>>
>>57696809
kek is this a meme i'm sure it's not a bank holiday tomorrow
>>
Just got her home address in Poland
>>
colonialism isn't culture
>>
>>57696817
cognitive dissonance
>>
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*gives you a cheeky quick peck on the cheek whilst you're looking the other way*
>>
when will reddit flags come to mobile lads
>>
reminder to not give Amer Hussain any (You)s
>>
>>57696809
i like this meme.

works well around mothers/fathers day too
>>
lads when Sheik got grassed up to the rozzers how did they actually find him? did he get doxxed or just reported and the feds did the rest?
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>>57696817
Got Lithuania as Latvia rooooooooo
>>
>>57696817
100%
>>
>>57696979
cognitive dissonance
>>
business idea: reintroduce serfdom
>>
>>57696950
*unexpectedly turns towards you, causing you to kiss my lips instead*
>>
>>57696467
Foolish runts blinded by their narcissism and faux enlightenment
>>
>>57696950
*slaps you in the face*
fucking fag
>>
>>57697007
cognitive dissonance
>>
>>57696997
he bought an al-Qaeda magazine online. Easy enough to trace
>>
GLASS AUSTRALIA
>>
>>57696904
sorry
>>
>>57696950
*gapes my arsehole*

haha climb in!!
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL_NrR8fJSI

how times change
>>
>>57697048
haha dear oh dear, silly bugger
>>
>>57696950
*cums*
>>
>>57697007
>implying the jews havent already implemented modern feudalism

good goy
>>
Speith, what a faggot
>>
>>57696817
124
>>
wonder how ribena will find prison tbf

might be quite comfy ey lad?
>>
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gonna roll a cheeky spliff lads
>>
>>57697056
ignore that autist

come back and join the tractor mandem
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZyIG_jZzBs

>americans
>>
imagine being me haha, oh wait, you're not good enough lol
>>
>>57697056
Fantastic. I'm sure we'll become good friends in time :)
>>
>>57696997
Sheik was actually planning to go to Syria
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>>57696817
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>>57697046
ill dissonate your head from your shoulders
>>
>>57697137
surely not
>>
hate coal burners
>>
>>57696817
Quiz over. You scored 138 out of 141.
Your score is 97%.
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>>57697121
someone in there will be finding his bumhole quite comfy
>>
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imagine being this much of a cuck
>>
>>57696809
Aren't bank holidays Ireland-tier? They're for countries that have no history to be proud of, so they only celebrate made-up events like Easter, Christmas, st.paddys, and bank holidays.
>>
There's people on /brit/ right now that aren't social democrats
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are aliens real? what if we're the aliens? how will we ever know?
>>
>>57697121
Can't be too different to the prison I'm living in now

I have little knowledge of the world beyond the Job Centre and street with the takeaways

It's literally an area smaller than 1 square mile
>>
>>57695627
no one cares that much about albums, they just claim to. the only legitimate argument for veganism is the environmentally one, and even then veganism isn't the only solution for that issue
>>
>>57697056

meet me in Castle Park in 10 mins if you want your block knocked off
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>>57697064
>tfw things might have ended up differently if we had got the champions league spot instead of man city that year
>>
There's people on /brit/ right now that aren't National Socialists
>>
>>57697200
white people are aliens who came here
>>
>>57697185
oh dear
>>
>>57697185
He's a Norwegian politician
>>
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>social democrat
>it's like being a liberal only i wear a fedora
>>
>>57697228
GAS THE KIKES
RACE WAR NOW
14/88
>>
is it so hard to ask for the Bob Dylan Oh The Times version they use in the Watchmen intro without the fucking watchmen songs

surely it wasn't re-recorded just for the film, can't find it anywhere
>>
>>57697210
cognitive dissonance
>>
actually live in bath 2bh
don't want to lie to you fellas
>>
>>57697313
haha must be well wrinkly by now
>>
There's people on /brit/ right now that aren't Social Progressives
>>
>>57697061
got a giggle from this

>>57696999
remember lad, the Baltic countries are in alphabetical order north to south.
>>
good goy
>>
>>57697286
ESSEX FUCKING MENTIONED

(their politics department is actually really good Tbf)
>>
>>57697313

meet me outside the Pig & Fiddle in 1 hour if you want your block knocked off.
>>
>>57697305
not an argument
>>
>>57697344
>>57697344
>>57697344
>>57697344
new thread
>>
There are people on /brit/ who aren't libertarians?
>>
>>57697200
"Aliens" most probably exist though

Bit selfish thinking otherwise

Imagine a higher lifeform browsing brit

Bet they'd shake their heads
>>
>>57696950

*sparks you out*
*you smash your head on the pavement and die 3 days later*

heh, nothing personell
>>
>>57697228
Yeah because that ideology worked so well for Germany
>>
>>57697064
>>57697223
forgot how good gabby used to be
he's a shit fat cunt now
he's still a legend for his heroics against blues though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KzCqjGIq1L4
>>
>>57697210
thought you were in uni at some point?
>>
>>57697185
>>57697286
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3528236/Male-Norwegian-politician-raped-asylum-seeker-says-feels-GUILTY-attacker-deported-man-suffer-Somalia.html
>>
>>57696817
>Turkey
>Europe

FUCK OFF KOKSAL
>>
>>57697313
>>57697354
Walcot mandem I'll fucking bang you out
>>
>>57697407
cognitive dissonance
>>
>>57697408
>trusting the Daily Mail
Again, he's not a politician. He's just a party member.
>>
>>57697407
got kicked out for stalking and harassment
>>
>She has twinned her uni email inbox with her personal email inbox

ah, very clever

>>57697407
Poleaboo has been suspended from uni for over a year, can't remember much from that period
>>
>>57697463
not an argument
>>
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>>57696804
those tight ones can be hot
>>
>>57697397
it did until world kikes intervened
>>
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>poleaboo
>>
>>57697467
kek, whatever you say mate
>>
>>57697504
projection
>>
facts?

no thanks, i'll go with gut instinct and the daily mail
>>
>panromantic homosexual
>non binary & pansexual.
>genderfluid & pansexual
>agender, grey ace & panromantic
>genderqueer & pansexual.
>trans masculine nb & pansexual
>panromantic asexual
>homosexual & non binary (genderfluid)
>genderqueer, agender, nb and bisexual.
>pansexual & demiromantic
>pansexual demi girl
>polysexual grey-male.
>>
>>57697400
Aston Villa used to be so good under MON
what happened
>>
>>57697488
Suspended and JUST stalking
>>
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>>57697467
>this damage control
>>
>>57697548
>>57697600
It's still ridiculous, but at least get the facts straight. No need to make it worse than it already is (a fucking trainwreck).
>>
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>>57697574
I only talk about fachts
>>
>>57697530
>uniforms are supposed to suppress all the sexual tension among students
>actually just makes you want to bang more
>>
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Pretty good for a Yank las
>>
>>57697582
The sleeping giants on the east side of Manchester awoke and took their souls
>>
>>57697600
don't trust the norweigan, trust the daily mail
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7pWhXv4ZVE&nohtml5=False

speakerboxx or the love below?
>>
>>57697577
cognitive dissonance
>>
*tests to see if reddit flags is working*
>>
>>57697582
MON bought shit players like habib beye and put them on 40k a week and then the stingy yank cunt decided to cut back on money
>57697651
*glasses you*
>>
What do you think about when you switch the lights off?
>>
>>57696817
know most from staring at maps and playing grand strats haha
>>
jonesing for some smeg on cheb action desu lads
>>
Also, I don't know if it is mentioned in british newspapers, but he felt "forced" to do meth with the nigger. So he did meth and sucked dick, just because he's so tolerant and felt sorry for the dude.
>>
>>57697725
you
>>
>>57697715
Young and Carew and stuff were all good though
>>
>>57697725
>wow i can't see anymore
>>
>>57697654
https://www.rt.com/news/338779-somalian-refugee-raped-politician/
>>
>>57697657
Would really like to see Karen do some sexy dances to this
>>
Do British chics dig a yank dude bro accent?
>>
>>57697728
forgot picture
>>
it's only a fetish if you can't get off any other way.

otherwise it's just a preference
>>
>>57697711
good county
>>57697765
yeah and gareth barry but they all got sold and not replaced
>>
is there any way i can see the reddit flaggers without being one myself?
>>
>>57697776
>rt.com

non meme news providers please
>>
>>57697776
As if Russia Today is any better
>>
>>57697715
sunday monday habib beye
tuesday wednesday habib beye
>>
>>57697725
I hope I don't wake up in the morning.
>>
>>57697793
no
>>
>>57697793
fuck no
>>
let's see how this goes
>>57697864
>>57697864
>>57697864
>>
>>57697824
no
why would you want to do that you weird cunt fuck off
>>
https://youtu.be/XdseyeSkgKU

posting some decent shit lads
unironically like this song
>>
>>57697763
I think about you.
>>
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>>57697840
>in full damage control mode
>>
laughing my ass off @ you
>>
>>57697891
cognitive dissonance
>>
>>57697725
I sleep with a metal bar next to me and watch the door

I actually do this

Living on my own has wrecked my head
>>
what games are you all playing?

Dmc4 here
>>
>>57698801
Good taste, Vergil is a very fun addition. I've been playing New Vegas and before that I did Max Payne 1 and 2. I enjoyed both but 2 was exceptionally great while 1 was a game that was fun and tried something new but was not perfect.
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