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cara
Aren't bank holidays Ireland-tier? They're for countries that have no history to be proud of, so they only celebrate made-up events like Easter, Christmas, st.paddys, and bank holidays.
>>57697864
me on the right
Poleaboo
https://youtu.be/XdseyeSkgKU
choon
Britain's strength is its diversity
Roses really smell like poo las
>Boris Johnson says super-rich are ‘put-upon minority’ like homeless people and Irish travellers
no way can he be leader of the tories
he'd hand the election straight to Corbyn
Help me pick a uni lads
maisie
>>57697864
BIG
>>57697960
all really shit lmao
*does a listen*
ah yes, very impressive
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Within this spectrum includes terms such as "hyposexual", "demisexual", "semisexual", "low sexual intensity", "asexual-ish" and "sexual-ish
>>57697960
>PPE anywhere but oxbridge
just do straight economics
white women must be impregnated by POC in order to end racism
>>57697960
all a bit shite desu mate
Currently revising 1st year Criminal Law haha
>>57697960
Come to Newcastle friendo
Ex gf messaged me again and wants to meet. I really want to get back with her because I'm so fucking lonely and sad
Someone call me a cunt and tell me it's a bad idea
Me and the gf (I'm the white cuboid)
>>57697955
This Corbyn have any appeal? He seems like a nutcase and isolates a lot of voters.
>>57697955
no he wouldn't
sometimes I just can't believe just how GOAT andre 3000 really is
>>57698022
thanks for answering my question x
>>57698062
you mean alienate?
>>57698022
I just call them low-test
if it's looks like im laughing, im really just asking to leave
>>57697960
newcastle is rustlers group
then maybe kent after that, not rustlers group but usually comes just under them
Get in the hole!
>>57698049
you sad desperate cunt
she's only going to chew you up and spit you out again
don't be a daft twat
>>57697864
VERY offensive post
Delete this.
>>57698049
why is it a bad idea
>>57698049
just smeg her chebs, la
>>57698036
>POC
pickers of cotton?
>>57697960
They're all shit tier except Newcastle which is mid tier
>>57698062
seems like a nutcase? he just seems like a meek old man 2bh
might buy some phenibut
>>57698136
cognitive dissonance
>>57698062
he has more appeal than that clown Boris
George Osborn HAS to be Tory leader next
>>57697960
UEA is actually not a terrible uni
best on that list definitely
>>57698127
Thanks that's what I wanted
Really need to fuck a slag soon though, going crazy, but I know I'll get the feels if I stick my knob in her
>>57697960
sussex>kent>brookes>UEA>all the other meme unis on the list
>>57697960
Royal Holloway or Essex
Aberyswth's IR department is world famous but it's a shithole
>>57698227
cognitive dissonance
I wish I could put myself into a coma and dream forever.
why are normies incapable of understanding pragmatism? they get outraged any time someone in power does something that doesnt immediately suit them
>corbyn, osbourne or boris will be next PM
shite state of affairs, Just give me tony blair minus the muslim imports by the millions for them labour votes
My friend treats his gf horribly yet she seems to adore him regardless lads.
She said she loves him and he replied saying he loves her too, but not all that much. Then he started listing things he loves more than her, including some sports clubs, brands of beer, music albums, films... she came in at spot twenty-something.
Why do women accept this sort of treatment?
>>57698077
list me your 5 fav outcast songs
>UEA
>better than Royal Holloway
hmmm
>>57698292
or Gove
>>57698090
been listening to eagle-eye cherry all day, thanks for syncing it x
if it wasn't you who added then fuck off lmao
postmodernism was a mistake
>>57698062
>>57698292
Corbyn is a great guy
doesn't come across like the usual political slime
>>57698262
oh yeah sussex has a heavily leftie cult student body, and kent has a heavily leftie cult politics dept
>>57698292
>Just give me tony blair minus the muslim imports by the millions for them labour votes
oh thats coming
>>57698340
it was me, yes
>>57698180
misconstrued resonance
how do i un-stupid myself
ooooooh I wish I was dead
do people still play team fortress 2?
>>57698294
because hes probably completely different when theres no-one around
Slightly confused by all the different answers I'm getting
>>57698384
read
pretty sure uea is like 60% birds or something
>>57698384
Try reading a book
why you lookin bitterrr
I be lookin betterrr
>>57698373
"spear" chuka umuna
>>57698294
cognitive dissonance
>>57698077
Really think they're at their best working together to mediate each other even if Speakerboxxx/The Love Below were both very good.l
I am an attractive woman, but I am still fucking depressed. Broke down crying last night while drunk. Stayed at a friends and opened up. I desperately just wanted to be around another human. Usually I just sulk in my room, but i thought I would give reaching out a try in hopes that maybe someone could help without feeling burdened. He acted like I was invalid or ungrateful or something. Why do I have to be 50 and obese for it to be okay that I have depression? Just because I can have sex if I want doesn't mean that life is fucking peachy. I wish there was someone in real life that could listen and empathize with me without being judgmental. I don't tell people very often that I struggle with depression because I'm scared of their reaction. I wish I could afford a therapist.
Angry
>>57698294
he was most likely just teasing her
if not most women are too timid to speak up to others and some get off on being treated like shit
imagine feeling guilty because your asylum seeker rapist got deported?
and they say breivik is the crazy one?? lmao
imagine a europe with anders as leader, that would be a world worth fighting for.
>>57698384
cognitive dissonance
>>57698431
He'll spear the tories
>>57698442
^
I
I
L__________ this
>>57698480
haha i like how edgy this is
>>57698382
thanks lad
here's a funny image in return
>>57698294
Women like men that tease them and don't wear their heart on their sleeves.
How do you kissless virgins do it? I'm actually going fucking crazy not fucking a slag lads
Might get an escort
>>57698392
54,000 people playing it right now m8
>>57698308
v hard question and it changes from time to time but here I go
ATLiens
Aquemini
Bombs over baghdad
rosa parks
wheels of steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq0D_P2jZpQ&nohtml5=False
enjoy their normie tracks too though
on the benzos
just got back from work. people are so rude to you if work a "lowly" job. proper autistic like they don't even want to acknowledge your existence. makes you feel like shit :(
>>57698294
he was showing off his superior banter
>>57698262
kent>UEA>sussex>>>> power gap >>>> all the others
>>57698480
haha yeah a europe ran by a deranged headcase would be great! deus ex!
>>57698520
wish i had a qt gf who loved it when i pulled her hair
>>57697996
link to download
>>57698559
accept your lot in life, peon
keep making me money
would you like to snuggle snuggle?
>>57698559
serves you right for having a shit job you mess
>>57698520
theory:
the person pulling her hair is a girl
If you don't go to a Russell Group there is literally no point going to university
>>57698520
that is a very tacky watch
>>57698509
excessive wanking
http://strawpoll.me/7339437
>>57698617
I'd like to snuggle with you
>>57698384
open the third eye
Reminder
>>57698577
>kent """""""""uni"""""""""
>>57698494
i genuinely felt bad for writing that, apparently its a term of endearment according to my 2 young labour mates, who use it reasonably casually (ones a jew though so he gets the milo pass)
but yeah hopefully, he seems to have made some sleazy comments in the past though. hopefully he dropped outta the labour race to give him more time to delete his fb and stuff
>>57698384
zero to one by peter thiel
covers everything ever
>>57698637
t. cardiff
>>57698610
>tfw none of us will ever have gfs that actually care if we're happy
>>57698647
*licks your paw*
^w^
ah yes very impressive
>>57698672
cognitive dissonance
>>57698637
>didn't go to russell group uni
>currently teaching at russell group uni
>>57698596
yeah the europe run by merkel, letting in one million muslims a year and giving them EU passports, that's really working out well for us
>>57698618
i'm just working a shit job part time while i'm at uni desu =)
How do you get someone to like you?
>>57698577
power gap like northern powerhouse power gap?
but yeah, i'll concede sussex to kent and UEA just cos of how annoying the student body is
>>57698742
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
What uni do you lads go to?
>>57698730
>that actually care if we're happy
bit redundant this part
>>57698730
worst feel
>>57698661
small talk leads to big talk
>>57698789
cognitive dissonance
>>57698763
rorke
>>57698672
do they know about Chuka's "secret" ;)
decided i am going to eat 1 large birthday cake per day for the next 6 months as an experiment
>>57698637
Good point, especially considering paying 10k+ each year for a sub-standard uni is a waste.
>>57698760
how can this be true if /brit/ is spastic containment?
>>57698789
finished uni desu
just impaled my wrist with a pair of scissors
>>57698792
Not really, it's possible to be with someone who will accept your companionship but not really be interested in your well-being
>>57698789
Stirling
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dh7COSiB7g
>>57698756
*slams down pint*
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT BLOODY UNDEMOCRATIC EU AND THEIR BOLLOCKS LAWS
>>57698815
what is this secret
calling it that seems a deliberate move by the jewish media
>>57698774
*shoves a cheeky finger up your bum
Is England's Brave Danny Willett gonna win The Master's, lads?
>>57698852
just like jesus
>>57698789
middle of the jimmy rustle group
Doing a slight paranoia.
decent unis not in russell group:
warwick, york, bath, loughborough
any others?
Got drunk and called my gf a slut and she broke up with me lol fuck sake lads
Onto the next one
>>57698883
He's likes both willies in his bum and his willy in vaginas
>>57698883
cognitive dissonance
>>57698441
shitty b8 m8
you touch my little girl and I will kill you
>>57698637
there are so many dogshit unis in the rustler's group
>Nottingham
>Manchester
>Liverpool
>>57698797
your stock webms are shit
stick to posting your ugly slag
brevik for president
>>57698941
York and Warwick is in the russell group
>>57698950
Was she a slut though?
>>57698789
University of Life
>>57698979
>Cardiff
>>57698950
cognitive dissonance
>>57698941
pretty sure at least 2/4 of those are in rustle group
>>57698979
>average/middle of the road = dogshit
wew
>>57698989
all your posts are shit
consider not posting at all
>>57698941
3/4 are in the group jesus
Wew lads
Just popped a monster of a pimple on my nutt sack
>>57698941
york and warwick are in
st andrews
>>57698941
york is russel group m8
>>57699023
if your uni isn't top 15 you may as well not bother
What games are you all playing?
Dmc4 here
Donny John
just got an offer from De Montfort University
>>57698941
east london
>>57698359
Corbyn is a piece of shit commie faggot.
>>57698979
dno about notts but liverpool and manchester are pretty good
>>57699075
the game
thanks for the (you)s
>>57699000
No she didn't actually cheat on me
Was just really flirty round other guys at the party we were at and I took her to one side and flipped
can tell you russell group means shit. glasgow is in russell group and is sharply going down hill compared to strathclyde and stirling
>>57698979
>t. Trent films studies student with postgrad diploma from Liverpool John Moores who was rejected from Manchester
>>57699033
shit lads im wrong
baths not in it
why is bath not in it
other decent unis not in oxbridge lads?
>bath
>york
>oxford
>cambridge
>>57699075
Uncharted #1 Remastered
>>57699086
FOY
just got an offer from university of bolton
>>57699075
pokemon alpha sapphire
>>57699057
What is this?
>>57699064
t. failed his oxbridge interview and is now elitist about going to somewhere shit like exeter
>>57699119
rasheed
who /apprenticeship/ here
>>57698941
university of life
>>57699088
it's 28th in the UK which isn't terrible
it has good postgrad research from what I hear
>>57699132
OR here lad
wanna trade exclusives?
>>57699115
have you played them before? thought 1 was really shit 2bh, couldn't be arsed playing 2 for long as its moving 10 metre then a 5 minute shootout repeat
>>57699121
planning on doing my year abroad there
>>57699086
No he isn't
Corbyn is a standard social democrat
>>57698756
FUCK THE EU WITH A THOUSAND HORSE COCKS!!!
>>57698048
Yes, I think it's meant to be
>>57699075
cognitive dissonance
just confirmed my offer for university of east london!!!!!
so excited!!!!
>spergs arguing university rankings
God your bubble will burst so hard when you enter the real world and realise that looks and personality are more important than qualifications in the job market. Most people get hired because they're fit, they have the right connections, or they're charismatic. If you didn't attend Oxbridge then you might as well have gone to Bolton Institute, if your personality is weak. Employers do not care about uni rankings.
>>57699110
>russell group = shit
>oxford and cambridge both in it
hmm
>>57699110
they are all better for research, problem is that research professors don't necessarily teach well. Liverpool is always doing mad new stuff, especially at the tropical disease department
![mcdonalds-hamburger-university-can-be-harder-to-get-into-than-harvard-and-is-even-cooler-than-youd-imagine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cuRm7WE.jpg "mcdonalds-hamburger-university-can-be-harder-to-get-into-than-harvard-and-is-even-cooler-than-youd-imagine[1]")
>>57698789
>>57699028
please direct me to all the posts i've made
>>57698979
>Nottingham
>Manchester
>dogshit
You fucken wot m8?
>>57699168
already got them all m8
Game over lads
>>57699185
>standard social democrat
So... a commie faggot then?
>>57698979
>Nottingham
delete this right NOW
>tfw work in the morning
>>57699205
i know it's a gimmick/copypasta but
t. foundation year film studies at university of grimsby
>>57699220
>this is the top Ivy League school in the US
>>57699217
unis with firm historical reputation can pretty much guarantee they they are failing to keep up with new research especially in STEM
>>57699202
Witty you lad
>>57698922
why do pakis drive like this baka
>>57699108
>Flirting with multiple men
>while you were in the same room
You did the right thing tbqh lad.
>>57699276
*places my hand on your shoulder as a sign of empathy*
>>57699276
>Ireland
>work in the morning
Really?
>>57699251
bring me up to speed here lad
>>57699216
>other unis: we're grouped with oxbridge, that means we've made it
kek no
All a bit shit isn't it
re-listening to the black parade lads
it holds up
>>57699171
I haven't, first time around and it's kinda shit so far. At least it's pretty quick.
>>57699253
No just someone who believes in a fair society where the rich pay their taxes, workers have rights and politicians are doing corrupt privatisations
You know like how this country used to be
>>57699307
>paki
He was Russian m8
>>57699298
>that proud dad at the front
>>57699346
cognitive dissonance
>>57699346
Well that's not what I said at all but whatever mate
>>57699379
what's "black parade"
>>57699109
fucking hot i bet that little pussy is primed for a good drilling right now
Need a drinking + cuddle buddy.
>>57699220
Actually live about a mile from there, #AMA
>>57699253
love this black and white thinking
really stops any of that cognitive dissonance
>>57699196
Seriously though come to Newcastle for the slags
>>57699406
I didn't quote you
>tfw not clever enough to get into came bridge
>>57699298
What a little cuck faggot.
Who else is Golden Triangle / G5 master race?
>>57699429
Same
thread absolutely hums of chip fat and shit banter
are the yanks about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na360I-dfXg
need a drinking, cuddle and wanking buddy
who /university of life/ masterrace here
>>57699440
It's not the gist of my post either but whatever mate
>>57699439
Considering it. What's the city like?
>>57699497
cognitive dissonance
love pear cider
apple is better for getting drunk, but pear is better for just chilling and shitposting
What kind of name is Oxford?
You don't have any oxen you silly bastards!
>>57699497
That would be so nice.
>>57699524
it's wasn't you in the greentext. it was the guys behind the colon
fucking ghetto bird is out baka
>>57699523
been a student since '94
*sobbing into me saxaphone*
> why can't i get some chebs to smeg
>>57699523
how original and funny
bit miffed that it's snowing lads
Starting first day of work tomorrow, heard from buddy that all our bosses are women, how long until I'm fired for rorking?
>>57699523
right here m8
last night was at a family get together and they were all grilling me on why i haven't started college yet constantly, what is it with normies and busting peoples balls, live and let live y'know.......
>>57699560
Are you cider sangria lad?
>>57699584
fock off ye yank
>>57699278
It's totally right though, if you weren't an 18 year old acne ridden little cunt you would know that.
playing ethnicy jazz to parade my snaz on my 5 grand stereo
>>57699509
>>57699109
a-are these girls over 18 lad?
I know
that i can't make you stay
but wher-eres your har-art
>>57699509
ah yes, this is a picture of two very beautiful girls.
this is a good post
>>57699633
cognitive dissonance
*traces 'I <3 you' into your chest with my finger*
>>57699626
"no"
reckon going to an aussie or yank uni as a brit is like being in a remedial classes when there's nothing wrong with you
Most employers don't even know what the russell group is
you are living in studentland, a bubble. the real world doesn't care.
>>57699606
>be really charming, smile a lot at your bosses
>talk to them, make good friends, play the office politics and get on their good side
>???
>profit
also hopefully your boss or something is qt and you can fuk em
>>57699629
Yeah definitely mate, a media studies degree from some shitty ex poly is just as good as a degree in medicine or law from an average uni
but if you weren't a 17 year old acne ridden little cunt who had one job in tesco and think you know everything about the world you would know that
>eh looks alri
>>57699674
*smegs yer arse*
<3
>>57699680
most employers work at jjb lad
it's the good employers that care about RG
>>57699718
cognitive dissonance
how can one ape control so many other apes?
>>57699700
bahahahaha. those conniving whore are probably already thinking of ways to get him fired for harassment
working with/for women is hell
>>57699737
you like your smeg don't you m8?
Our struggle for a moral and degeneracy free society will never cease.
>>57699634
if they're doing modelling, probably
Yanks have ruined /brit/
>>57699792
mashallah brother
>i went to [x] uni which was ranked [y] in [newspaper] ranking!! i am going to be rich!!
>>57699547
All the girls are slags
Everyone likes football
Everyone wears barely any clothes even in the winter
>>57699814
lmao get fucked
>>57699814
you ruined /brit/ the moment you posted here
there should be a British Way to separate Britain from the EU via human chain
drunk like 4l of water today
>>57699823
cognitive dissonance
>>57699814
more like paki and nigger brits have ruined /brit/
>>57699823
how's the HNC coming along?
>>57697960
disregard anyone suggesting anything other than newcastle and then kent
fucking hate the hutus lad
tutsi pride
>>57699875
Can you fuck off? This isn't funny anymore
>>57697864
Where did you find that pic of Milo?
guh
>>57699904
which one did the rapes
>>57699928
lel I thought of that after I posted
>so glad I skipped uni and did that apprenticeship in sandwich engineering at subway
>>57699907
cognitive dissonance
>>57699700
I've seen one, thicc and with a solid 6 face. I'm not terribly worried, I'm good with making cute, I just have to watch my tone because I use a lot of language that, while not considered racist yet, is definitely triggering to some. I type with full stops, call African-descended people "Blacks," and tease frequently. I already may have taken a dumb risk because when I was calling back to respond to the message that they want to bring me in for orientation I acknowledged I got back to them too late for them to call me before then and said "I can only hope you're saintly enough to check your messages on weekends just for me." It's my first job, I hope they'll forgive me once or twice.
>>57699907
cognitive dissonance
check these digits
>>57699999
fuck sake
>>57699814
*cries a bit*
*starts picking up his things*
*slinks out the door silently while staring at the floor on his way out*
Good morning
Got a tinder match wew
>>57699798
Just don't tell Siberian Mouse
>>57699999
wasted get
>>57699929
Amanda Holden is fucking revolting.
>>57699999
nice
Students are so easy to bait. It's because their little brains have been pumped so full of arrogant narcissism they can't handle their ego investments being undermined with reality.
>>57699826
Not everyone likes football there however Newcastle city centre on match day is one of the best atmospheres I've ever experienced.
>>57699947
the other ones did
we tried to stop it
>>57699999
top gimmick
>>57699999
CZed
Could somebody explain the "cognitive dissonance" meme to me?
>>57699929
genuinely dont get it why did they press the buzzers
>>57700038
shag her hole
>>57699999
good post
>>57700056
get back to work wagecuck my low interest student loans don't pay for themselves
>>57700092
ad hominem
>>57699999
Literally the best post even on 4chan
>>57700038
smeg her chebs rotten, la.
actually willing to skin myself and pay some random loser to don my skin and pose as me tomorrow in work so I can keep drinking tonight
Really hope some more of the salgs take the phishing bait
And the love that i feel is a thousand miles away
>>57699999
>>57699987
these two post are exactly alike but one has a lot of (You)'s and no one gave the other poster any (You)'s
whats going on here?
>>57700126
who is working at ten to midnight on sunday?
students proving how little grasp they have of the real world yet again
>>57700038
Found a good chat up line
yaaaaaaaaaaaaah booooooooooooooooooooooy
first I bang the drum
then I shad your mum
>>57700038
good lad
what you gonna message her
>>57700193
ill do it for 50 bucks
enjoy the rest of your night
>>57700213
Similar numbers in quick succession
>>57700038
do a reply
around 800,000 tutsis and moderate hutus were killed in a hundred days during the rwandan genocide
fuck me lads
thats fucking mental ngl
>>57700210
Not the detective. Want to phish someone though.
Got any starter tips for me? Good sites to host on, and what types of emails to send?
>>57700126
>he doesn't realise that the govt. can change the repayment terms whenever they want
Wonder when you'll realise uni was a con? Will it be when you're working at sports direct selling england shirts with VARDY 10 on the back 4 years after graduating your TOP RANKED uni? So sad!
>>57700237
What's it mean?
>>57700260
Was going to ask
Tell me about yourself, why do you wear the mask?
But only one of them is wearing the mask, might not be her desu
having a look at nairaland and like
all the african boys seem like good chaps
>had to buy a new mouse
>doesn't have extra buttons on it
>can't browse backwards and forwards effortlessly any more
Fuck I feel like a peasant
>>57700213
cognitive dissonance
>>57700301
Having flashbacks of the time I took DMT with mates and seen the interracial breeding grounds.
It's hard to convey the scale of this thing. It's as if one entire country was designated to be this breeding ground,
and white women made a pilgramage there from the world over.
Thousands of waiting room tents on a completely level field, cum storage vats the size of grain silos,
Then the main breeding facilities which hold thousands of the strongest fittest black studs,
With suction tubes attatched to their cocks like the ones attatched to cows utters, draining their balls.
Then after they were drained they would remove the apparatus and head into one of the resting tents.
The cum went up through thousands of tubes into individual transparent holding vats in the ceiling,
coming down in a large circus style big top tent where thousands of women lined up to sit on these bench styled apparatus with individual arse recessed seats which inseminated them,
There were changing room facilities for the women to put their clothes while they got inseminated.
When my mates ask me what my experience was like I had to lie and say I was flying over a forest
>>57700301
>implying the only possible benefit of uni is career progression.
>>57700350
Ulster will be so proud
What's your favourite Disney movie?
>>57700307
"It feels like hanami every day when I look into your eyes"
>>57700307
>Was going to ask
>Tell me about yourself, why do you wear the mask?
>>57700287
and the dutch stood by and watched it happen. the UN Peace Corps literally did nothing
>>57700373
quantum gay
Got to the last part of the job application
"Why are you applying for this position?"
Can I just say money or what waffle and I supposed to say
>>57700350
What you mean no fucking?
>>57700431
i want to further develop my skillset in the challenge of a new working environment
>>57700431
no don't say money
>>57700307
post her profile you knob
>>57700431
No you fucking
Think mate!
>>57700431
I would like to take this opportunity to show my skills and dedication to the task at hand.
Blah blah blah
>>57700371
Mulan, Lion King or the Aristocats, assuming the animated features only
>>57700453
cognitive dissonance
Trying to decide if I want to drink tonight or drive tonight lads
>>57700478
>le canned response
don't do this
used to play minecraft in 2011 lads ngl
>Mulan, Lion King or the Aristocats, assuming the animated features only
>>57700381
yeah man, heavy shit. got the R2P now so the UN can stop shit like that easier
>"What personal qualities could you bring to this position?"
gf just sent me this
http://i.4cdn.org/gif/1460312241362.webm
I spoke with the universe in a silent language unknown to the human race, we laughed together about the anxiety that I have. It showed me that life was eternal, that i would be reborn, love and live no matter what shape i take.
>>57700532
it's extra funny because I actually look like this
just seen motd lads
what has nasri done to his hair, total melt
>>57700488
Shes alright desu
People are going to say rude things either way
>Tell me about yourself, why do you wear the mask?
http://efukt.com/21367_Cuck_Has_Second_Thoughts.html#
>>57700568
Fuckin hippies lads
>>57700549
decided to move to new york, convert to judaism, and start eating bagels in the same bagel shop at 8:15 am every day until i meet a qt jewish gf....
>>57700595
nice of you to reply to a girl with downs syndrome
>>57700299
000webhost, need to hide the phishing page in a jpg to avoid it being taken down (guide fb /wdandc/posts/256293987831300)
try a custom domain email and multiple targets before you go for the big one, just keep learning and improving your game, even hit less valuable accounts
>>57700595
Lazy eye and shit plates but get in there anyway
drinking.....
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*sips*
>>57700666
cognitive dissonance
browsin' the 'chon
>>57700595
nice
>>57700595
i commend her for still waiting and posing for the photo even though she was having a stroke
>>57700598
>that filename
no thankyou
>>57700595
well she's not fit nor ugly, so she's alright desu
>>57700684
thought ice tea was shite
but ice coffee is a step too far
>>57700595
she looks fine desu id go for her
>>57700598
"idk babe im starting to have second thoughts?"
>girl leans towards black guy
>black guy pulls her in close
"what do you mean?"
>mounts black guy
BTFO
>>57700633
>implying they'll just let you convert
My grandpa is a Jew according to Halakha, I can just switch sides whenever I want
feeling ashamed of my irish heritage again lads
>>57700873
jewishness is inherited from your mother you silly goy
>>57701215
Yes, my maternal grandfather. Great-grandma was a straight-up Jew, Grandpa is an inherited Jew, mom is a half-inherited Jew. They'd take me no questions asked.
>>57700595
smash
'naughty snooker'
