banter edition
cara
Aren't bank holidays Ireland-tier? They're for countries that have no history to be proud of, so they only celebrate made-up events like Easter, Christmas, st.paddys, and bank holidays.
>>57697864
me on the right
Poleaboo
https://youtu.be/XdseyeSkgKU
choon
Britain's strength is its diversity
Roses really smell like poo las
>Boris Johnson says super-rich are ‘put-upon minority’ like homeless people and Irish travellers
no way can he be leader of the tories
he'd hand the election straight to Corbyn
Help me pick a uni lads
maisie
>>57697864
BIG
>>57697960
all really shit lmao
*does a listen*
ah yes, very impressive
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>>57697960
>PPE anywhere but oxbridge
just do straight economics
white women must be impregnated by POC in order to end racism
>>57697960
all a bit shite desu mate
Currently revising 1st year Criminal Law haha
>>57697960
Come to Newcastle friendo
Ex gf messaged me again and wants to meet. I really want to get back with her because I'm so fucking lonely and sad
Someone call me a cunt and tell me it's a bad idea
Me and the gf (I'm the white cuboid)
>>57697955
This Corbyn have any appeal? He seems like a nutcase and isolates a lot of voters.
>>57697955
no he wouldn't
sometimes I just can't believe just how GOAT andre 3000 really is
>>57698022
thanks for answering my question x
>>57698062
you mean alienate?
>>57698022
I just call them low-test
if it's looks like im laughing, im really just asking to leave
>>57697960
newcastle is rustlers group
then maybe kent after that, not rustlers group but usually comes just under them
Get in the hole!
>>57698049
you sad desperate cunt
she's only going to chew you up and spit you out again
don't be a daft twat
>>57697864
VERY offensive post
Delete this.
>>57698049
why is it a bad idea
>>57698049
just smeg her chebs, la
>>57698036
>POC
pickers of cotton?
>>57697960
They're all shit tier except Newcastle which is mid tier
>>57698062
seems like a nutcase? he just seems like a meek old man 2bh
might buy some phenibut
>>57698136
cognitive dissonance
>>57698062
he has more appeal than that clown Boris
George Osborn HAS to be Tory leader next
>>57697960
UEA is actually not a terrible uni
best on that list definitely
>>57698127
Thanks that's what I wanted
Really need to fuck a slag soon though, going crazy, but I know I'll get the feels if I stick my knob in her
>>57697960
sussex>kent>brookes>UEA>all the other meme unis on the list
>>57697960
Royal Holloway or Essex
Aberyswth's IR department is world famous but it's a shithole
>>57698227
cognitive dissonance
I wish I could put myself into a coma and dream forever.
why are normies incapable of understanding pragmatism? they get outraged any time someone in power does something that doesnt immediately suit them
>corbyn, osbourne or boris will be next PM
shite state of affairs, Just give me tony blair minus the muslim imports by the millions for them labour votes
My friend treats his gf horribly yet she seems to adore him regardless lads.
She said she loves him and he replied saying he loves her too, but not all that much. Then he started listing things he loves more than her, including some sports clubs, brands of beer, music albums, films... she came in at spot twenty-something.
Why do women accept this sort of treatment?
>>57698077
list me your 5 fav outcast songs
>UEA
>better than Royal Holloway
hmmm
>>57698292
or Gove
>>57698090
been listening to eagle-eye cherry all day, thanks for syncing it x
if it wasn't you who added then fuck off lmao
postmodernism was a mistake
>>57698062
>>57698292
Corbyn is a great guy
doesn't come across like the usual political slime
>>57698262
oh yeah sussex has a heavily leftie cult student body, and kent has a heavily leftie cult politics dept
>>57698292
>Just give me tony blair minus the muslim imports by the millions for them labour votes
oh thats coming
>>57698340
it was me, yes
>>57698180
misconstrued resonance
how do i un-stupid myself
ooooooh I wish I was dead
do people still play team fortress 2?
>>57698294
because hes probably completely different when theres no-one around
Slightly confused by all the different answers I'm getting
>>57698384
read
pretty sure uea is like 60% birds or something
>>57698384
Try reading a book
why you lookin bitterrr
I be lookin betterrr
>>57698373
"spear" chuka umuna
>>57698294
cognitive dissonance
>>57698077
Really think they're at their best working together to mediate each other even if Speakerboxxx/The Love Below were both very good.l
I am an attractive woman, but I am still fucking depressed. Broke down crying last night while drunk. Stayed at a friends and opened up. I desperately just wanted to be around another human. Usually I just sulk in my room, but i thought I would give reaching out a try in hopes that maybe someone could help without feeling burdened. He acted like I was invalid or ungrateful or something. Why do I have to be 50 and obese for it to be okay that I have depression? Just because I can have sex if I want doesn't mean that life is fucking peachy. I wish there was someone in real life that could listen and empathize with me without being judgmental. I don't tell people very often that I struggle with depression because I'm scared of their reaction. I wish I could afford a therapist.
Angry
>>57698294
he was most likely just teasing her
if not most women are too timid to speak up to others and some get off on being treated like shit
imagine feeling guilty because your asylum seeker rapist got deported?
and they say breivik is the crazy one?? lmao
imagine a europe with anders as leader, that would be a world worth fighting for.
>>57698384
cognitive dissonance
>>57698431
He'll spear the tories
>>57698442
^
I
I
L__________ this
>>57698480
haha i like how edgy this is
>>57698382
thanks lad
here's a funny image in return
>>57698294
Women like men that tease them and don't wear their heart on their sleeves.
How do you kissless virgins do it? I'm actually going fucking crazy not fucking a slag lads
Might get an escort
>>57698392
54,000 people playing it right now m8
>>57698308
v hard question and it changes from time to time but here I go
ATLiens
Aquemini
Bombs over baghdad
rosa parks
wheels of steel
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aq0D_P2jZpQ&nohtml5=False
enjoy their normie tracks too though
on the benzos
just got back from work. people are so rude to you if work a "lowly" job. proper autistic like they don't even want to acknowledge your existence. makes you feel like shit :(
>>57698294
he was showing off his superior banter
>>57698262
kent>UEA>sussex>>>> power gap >>>> all the others
>>57698520
>>57698480
haha yeah a europe ran by a deranged headcase would be great! deus ex!
>>57698520
wish i had a qt gf who loved it when i pulled her hair
>>57697996
link to download
>>57698559
accept your lot in life, peon
keep making me money
>>57698588
would you like to snuggle snuggle?
>>57698559
serves you right for having a shit job you mess
>>57698520
theory:
the person pulling her hair is a girl
If you don't go to a Russell Group there is literally no point going to university
>>57698520
that is a very tacky watch
>>57698509
excessive wanking
http://strawpoll.me/7339437
>>57698617
I'd like to snuggle with you
>>57698384
open the third eye
Reminder
>>57698577
>kent """""""""uni"""""""""
>>57698494
i genuinely felt bad for writing that, apparently its a term of endearment according to my 2 young labour mates, who use it reasonably casually (ones a jew though so he gets the milo pass)
but yeah hopefully, he seems to have made some sleazy comments in the past though. hopefully he dropped outta the labour race to give him more time to delete his fb and stuff
>>57698384
zero to one by peter thiel
covers everything ever
>>57698637
t. cardiff
>>57698610
>tfw none of us will ever have gfs that actually care if we're happy
>>57698647
*licks your paw*
^w^
ah yes very impressive
>>57698672
cognitive dissonance
>>57698637
>didn't go to russell group uni
>currently teaching at russell group uni
>>57698596
yeah the europe run by merkel, letting in one million muslims a year and giving them EU passports, that's really working out well for us
>>57698618
i'm just working a shit job part time while i'm at uni desu =)
How do you get someone to like you?
>>57698577
power gap like northern powerhouse power gap?
but yeah, i'll concede sussex to kent and UEA just cos of how annoying the student body is
>>57698742
GAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
What uni do you lads go to?
>>57698730
>that actually care if we're happy
bit redundant this part
>>57698730
worst feel
>>57698661
small talk leads to big talk
>>57698789
cognitive dissonance
>>57698763
rorke
>>57698672
do they know about Chuka's "secret" ;)
decided i am going to eat 1 large birthday cake per day for the next 6 months as an experiment
>>57698637
Good point, especially considering paying 10k+ each year for a sub-standard uni is a waste.
>>57698760
how can this be true if /brit/ is spastic containment?
>>57698789
finished uni desu
just impaled my wrist with a pair of scissors
>>57698792
Not really, it's possible to be with someone who will accept your companionship but not really be interested in your well-being
>>57698789
Stirling
me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-dh7COSiB7g
>>57698756
*slams down pint*
DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON THAT BLOODY UNDEMOCRATIC EU AND THEIR BOLLOCKS LAWS
>>57698815
what is this secret
calling it that seems a deliberate move by the jewish media
>>57698774
*shoves a cheeky finger up your bum
Is England's Brave Danny Willett gonna win The Master's, lads?
>>57698852
just like jesus
>>57698610
>>57698789
middle of the jimmy rustle group
Doing a slight paranoia.
decent unis not in russell group:
warwick, york, bath, loughborough
any others?
Got drunk and called my gf a slut and she broke up with me lol fuck sake lads
Onto the next one
>>57698883
He's likes both willies in his bum and his willy in vaginas
>>57698883
cognitive dissonance
>>57698441
shitty b8 m8
you touch my little girl and I will kill you
>>57698637
there are so many dogshit unis in the rustler's group
>Nottingham
>Manchester
>Liverpool
>>57698797
your stock webms are shit
stick to posting your ugly slag
brevik for president
>>57698941
York and Warwick is in the russell group
>>57698950
Was she a slut though?
>>57698789
University of Life
>>57698979
>Cardiff
>>57698950
cognitive dissonance
>>57698941
pretty sure at least 2/4 of those are in rustle group
>>57698979
>average/middle of the road = dogshit
wew
>>57698989
all your posts are shit
consider not posting at all
>>57698941
3/4 are in the group jesus
Wew lads
Just popped a monster of a pimple on my nutt sack
>>57698941
york and warwick are in
st andrews
>>57698941
york is russel group m8
>>57699023
if your uni isn't top 15 you may as well not bother
What games are you all playing?
Dmc4 here
Donny John
just got an offer from De Montfort University
>>57698941
east london
>>57698359
Corbyn is a piece of shit commie faggot.
>>57698979
dno about notts but liverpool and manchester are pretty good
>>57699075
the game
thanks for the (you)s
>>57699000
No she didn't actually cheat on me
Was just really flirty round other guys at the party we were at and I took her to one side and flipped
can tell you russell group means shit. glasgow is in russell group and is sharply going down hill compared to strathclyde and stirling
>>57698979
>t. Trent films studies student with postgrad diploma from Liverpool John Moores who was rejected from Manchester
>>57699033
shit lads im wrong
baths not in it
why is bath not in it
other decent unis not in oxbridge lads?
>bath
>york
>oxford
>cambridge
>>57699075
Uncharted #1 Remastered
>>57699086
FOY
just got an offer from university of bolton
>>57699075
pokemon alpha sapphire
>>57699057
What is this?
>>57699064
t. failed his oxbridge interview and is now elitist about going to somewhere shit like exeter
>>57699119
rasheed
who /apprenticeship/ here
>>57698941
university of life
>>57699088
it's 28th in the UK which isn't terrible
it has good postgrad research from what I hear
>>57699132
OR here lad
wanna trade exclusives?
>>57699115
have you played them before? thought 1 was really shit 2bh, couldn't be arsed playing 2 for long as its moving 10 metre then a 5 minute shootout repeat
>>57699121
planning on doing my year abroad there
>>57699086
No he isn't
Corbyn is a standard social democrat
>>57698756
FUCK THE EU WITH A THOUSAND HORSE COCKS!!!
>>57698048
Yes, I think it's meant to be
>>57699075
cognitive dissonance
just confirmed my offer for university of east london!!!!!
so excited!!!!
>spergs arguing university rankings
God your bubble will burst so hard when you enter the real world and realise that looks and personality are more important than qualifications in the job market. Most people get hired because they're fit, they have the right connections, or they're charismatic. If you didn't attend Oxbridge then you might as well have gone to Bolton Institute, if your personality is weak. Employers do not care about uni rankings.
>>57699110
>russell group = shit
>oxford and cambridge both in it
hmm
>>57699110
they are all better for research, problem is that research professors don't necessarily teach well. Liverpool is always doing mad new stuff, especially at the tropical disease department
![mcdonalds-hamburger-university-can-be-harder-to-get-into-than-harvard-and-is-even-cooler-than-youd-imagine[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cuRm7WE.jpg "mcdonalds-hamburger-university-can-be-harder-to-get-into-than-harvard-and-is-even-cooler-than-youd-imagine[1].jpg")
>>57698789
>>57699196
>>57699028
please direct me to all the posts i've made
>>57698979
>Nottingham
>Manchester
>dogshit
You fucken wot m8?
>>57699168
already got them all m8
Game over lads
>>57699185
>standard social democrat
So... a commie faggot then?
>>57698979
>Nottingham
delete this right NOW
>tfw work in the morning
>>57699205
i know it's a gimmick/copypasta but
t. foundation year film studies at university of grimsby
>>57699220
>this is the top Ivy League school in the US
>>57699217
unis with firm historical reputation can pretty much guarantee they they are failing to keep up with new research especially in STEM
me
>>57699202
Witty you lad
>>57698922
why do pakis drive like this baka
>>57699108
>Flirting with multiple men
>while you were in the same room
You did the right thing tbqh lad.
>>57699276
*places my hand on your shoulder as a sign of empathy*
>>57699276
>Ireland
>work in the morning
Really?
>>57699251
bring me up to speed here lad
>>57699216
>other unis: we're grouped with oxbridge, that means we've made it
kek no
All a bit shit isn't it
re-listening to the black parade lads
it holds up
>>57699171
I haven't, first time around and it's kinda shit so far. At least it's pretty quick.
>>57699253
No just someone who believes in a fair society where the rich pay their taxes, workers have rights and politicians are doing corrupt privatisations
You know like how this country used to be
>>57699307
>paki
He was Russian m8
>>57699298
>that proud dad at the front
>>57699346
cognitive dissonance
>>57699346
Well that's not what I said at all but whatever mate
>>57699379
what's "black parade"
>>57699109
fucking hot i bet that little pussy is primed for a good drilling right now
Need a drinking + cuddle buddy.
>>57699220
Actually live about a mile from there, #AMA
>>57699253
love this black and white thinking
really stops any of that cognitive dissonance
>>57699196
Seriously though come to Newcastle for the slags
>>57699406
I didn't quote you
>tfw not clever enough to get into came bridge
>>57699298
What a little cuck faggot.
Who else is Golden Triangle / G5 master race?
>>57699429
Same
thread absolutely hums of chip fat and shit banter
are the yanks about?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Na360I-dfXg
need a drinking, cuddle and wanking buddy
>>57699412
wew
who /university of life/ masterrace here
>>57699440
It's not the gist of my post either but whatever mate
>>57699439
Considering it. What's the city like?
>>57699497
cognitive dissonance
love pear cider
apple is better for getting drunk, but pear is better for just chilling and shitposting
What kind of name is Oxford?
You don't have any oxen you silly bastards!
>>57699497
That would be so nice.
>>57699524
it's wasn't you in the greentext. it was the guys behind the colon
fucking ghetto bird is out baka
>>57699523
been a student since '94
*sobbing into me saxaphone*
> why can't i get some chebs to smeg
>>57699523
how original and funny
