crayon pop edition
cara
kpop
>the regressive left
maisie
Poleaboo is avove average height and hence likely taller than most of the peo[ple ITT
>>57690218
Neck yourself, this is slagposting hour
>the progressive right
if you're below 6'4" you are a pathetic excuse for a man and you should kill yourself
check it out https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pIEbGU9YWow
get rid of the kikes edition
>>57690297
5'10" is average for male adults
Who else always lies on job applications and says they're bisexual so they get included in the LGBT quota?
Feels good man, but get scared they will start doing LGBT events at work and include me or something
> Poleaboo is avove average height
When I've worked recruitment at a company we don't even see the CVs
The recruitment agency just sends people and we interview them.
>>57690075
>>57690212
not sure how that post implied i was a manlet
am a 6'6" lanklet
>>57690247
no thats because shitskins drag the average down
if you're under 6 foot you don't even exist
>>57690355
me with the razor
>>57690335
Not true
>>57690372
It's pigskins dragging the average down if anything
>>57690284
>>57690327
Americans have a history of hyping crappy image based cars and awarding well engineered cars with financial failure.
When I worked recruitment we would bin all the white sounding names and the males
>Please list your GCSEs and passing grade
HOLY SHIT THAT WAS TEN FUCKING YEARS AGO WHO THE FUCK CARES? I HAVE NO FUCKING CLUE WHAT GCSEs I HAVE LET ALONE THE GRADE.
absolute classic
>it's a "the 6'6" guy brags about being 6'6" and tells everyone else to kill themselves for being shorter" episode
>>57690405
me in the car
57690418
delusional mong
have never seen a paki even close to my height
reminder that disapora jews are generally socially left wing while israelis are generally socially conservative so it would make sense for them to have different views on immigration
>>57690337
>LGBT events at work
U fucken wot m8. My workplace has exactly two events. One "let's get drunk because it's almost christmas" event, and one "let's get drunk and grill sausages because it's spring" event.
Hate racists lads
I hope none of YOU are racists
>Read on the news about anti-Semitism in the Labour party
>Hmmm, who could be behind this I wonder?
>It's a brown paki goblin in a headscarf
Ahhh yes
And the irony is that the entire Labour party will have to take the blame for it because of their own belief in collective White guilt
>>57690372
>if you're under 6 foot you don't even exist
is height really this important?
I've never had a problem with it and I'm 5'9
>smug on cheb
>rank
only a virgin would utter that.
pro-tip:those tarts love those kind of thing
>>57690424
Fuck off Nero
>>57690229
Stop scriptposting you sadcase
>>57690531
Rasheed
>>57690372
>if you're average male height you don't exist
>being this fucking insecure about the fact your height is literally all you have
>>57690418
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Template:Average_height_around_the_world
UK, England, males 16-35: 5'10"
>>57690463
didn't even mention my height until 3 people called me a manlet
>>57690510
kek
"Israelis" immigrated in enmasse to Palestine
>>57690512
It's just a little fear of mine that my name will be released on some LGBT list when everybody at work knows I'm straight
>>57690536
*smeg
>>57690584
I'm a pale blonde essex boi lad I'm probably a lot whiter than you'll ever be
>ywn storm the beaches of Normandy
>ywn talk to German POWs about what life is like and realise that at your core you are two faces of the same coin, albeit fighting for different countries
>ywn be awarded a Victoria Cross for your bravery
>ywn return to your village in Oxfordshire and see your mum again
>ywn walk around the streets whilst people congratulate you and thank you, giving you free pies and shaking your hand
>ywn reunite with your childhood sweetheart who wrote to you every month whilst you fought for Queen and country
>ywn propose to her in an apple orchard
>ywn have your wedding in the village chapel surrounded by your friends and family
>ywn tell your mum that she's going to be a grandmother
>ywn slip away peacefully in your sleep at the age of 85 surrounded by your loved ones
>the aggressive north
>>57690506
Fuck off, lanklet
>>57690573
stop going to 4chan you sadcase
>>57690599
Proxy Rasheed
>>57690598
pipe down you manlet
>5ft10
Even when scalar differentiation is engaged, it is never in
relation to the state, but rather to government—leaving other elements of the state,
especially territory and population, beyond systematic inquiry. Hence, we find
discourse on the optimal size of government, but not on the optimal size of states,
in which government is understood as only one element of the state, distinct from
the latter’s territory. There has even been a tendency to treat ‘government’ and ‘state’
interchangeably, further disguising the essential issue of territoriality and the
ensuing possibilities of divided sovereignty (Hayek 1983, p. 48).
desu
>>57690318
t. manlet paki
anyone else notice how they put a disproportionate amount of attractive girls in the front row of the top gear audience?
every week, without fail, there are 3/4 8+/10 grills in the front
posting dog willies and tobes
>>57690672
come to birmingham and say that you paki twat
we don't deal nicely with your kind round here
>>57690697
Wooooooahhhhhhhh that's absolutely flabbergasting
>>57690536
>tarts
Fuck off lad, this isn't 1993. Also, slags don't like smegma, they just don't
Our struggle for a moral, degeneracy free society will never cease
>>57690697
>Watching new top gear
>>57690697
nice one Sherlock
*rolls eyes*
>>57690777
shut up, idiot
>>57690673
>damage control
>>57690749
Birmingham?
New capital of caliphate, you're brave
>>57690697
yeah they rearrange the audience mate
t. runner at the Top Gear studio
>>57690683
>hayek
>austrian school
binned, despite slightly agreeing with this
Just got turned down lads x
>>57690772
>>57690521
porridge
>when she describes herself as curvy
>>57690599
palestine was never an independent state but it was a foreign ruled territory for like 2 thousand+ years being part of the british empire prior to creation, before that the ottoman empire, then the mamluks etc.
Pretty sure it got the name palestine while being a part of the roman empire
>>57690813
fuck off
>>57690848
Sorry to hear that x
>>57690772
The most precious possession you have in the world is your own people. And for this people, and for the sake of this people, we will struggle and fight, and never slacken, never tire, never lose courage, and never lose faith.
does nurture make that much of a difference lads?
Do you ever chew gum and don't want to stop chewing it so you chew it for a while
>>57690772
me on the regressive right
>>57690636
Army today:
>can't shoot terrorists because of strict rules of engagement
>patrols regularly end in someone getting their leg blown off or killed by an IED
>terrorists hidden amongst the women and children, entering a village is extremely stressful
>return home to Britain after losing 8 of your best friends in total
>greeted by hundreds of Muslims calling you a murderer and calling for sharia law
>lefties online post about soldiers being murderers and child killers
it was all worth it for the queen
>>57690749
>calling other people pakis
>from birmingham
>>57690752
>>57690777
>>57690846
sorry didn't realise this was common knowledge
why do they do this?
>>57690864
She's either a chubby qt with nice tits or a complete lardarse
>>57690870
*part of the british empire prior to israels creation
Zimbabwean mate's telling me how sad he is about Europe getting overrun by Muslims lads.
>>57690929
>putting attractive women on a car show
ahh yes, great mystery
>>57690797
>>57690797
>>57690797
>Base price of a Porsche 918: $845,000
>still weighs 3,600lbs and makes <900whp
I've seen spics build faster Hondas in detached garages 2bh
All the wastemans ITT would get sparked clean out if they ever crossed my path, just for a laugh
>>57690929
why do you think you plum?
it's bad enough having to look at 3 dads who dress like they've been toe punted through a charity shop
blokes want to look at nice cars and nice birds
>>57690311
demi 2bh
average brummie gash
>>57690964
kek
>>57690988
*crosses your path*
>>57690757
>not cleaning your tip inside her ass first before lathering it on her tits
do you even fucking foreplay lad
Rate my battlestation lads
>>57690988
Fuck off Dillian Whyte
>>57690988
*spits a dutty 64 and buries you*
business idea: kill off all the weirdos and prejudice will no longer be a problem
>>57691040
*sparks you clean*
>>57690964
this always makes me sad 2bh, she clearly has dementia or alzheimers or something, dementia sufferers can often remember their youth very clearly but the rest is all a blur. shes clearly pretty confused and remembering the glorious days of her youth.
Why are gaps in employment history bad?
Why would it matter if someone chose to be unemployed for a bit?
>>57691056
Big Guy/10
>>57690893
I've never been definitely turned down before, especially after actually meeting up with someone. don't like it
>>57691049
>ass
fuck off yank
government policy proposal: proportional representation
People still do not know the difference between Anti-Semitism and Anti-Zionism.
>>57690521
Even more ironic is the leftist media putting out headlines claiming there is pervasive anti-Semitism within the Labour party, as if it's White people being racist, when it's entirely fucking paki muslims who are doing it. Whitey always has to cop the blame.
>>57691102
oversaturated job market
so when there's so much choice they might aswell be picky
>>57691056
Where's your playstation cuz?
>>57691102
the question is what excuse do I make up when I go to an interview?
Business idea: yanks out
>>57691102
cos it looks like they can't get a job/others have viewed them as undesirable
>>57690218
love far left and second from rights hairstyle.
so memey
>>57690870
>Responding to paki bait
>>57690981
>I've seen spics build faster Hondas in detached garages 2bh
Which blow up after 500 miles if they even last that long without torque steering off the highway and rolling to death in the ditch.
>>57691133
wow, never seen a friendzone in the process of being applied before
m8 do yourself a favour and just delete her number and never speak to her again
>>57691214
>love far left
rasheed
>>57690988
Your clearly a mug. Wastmen can't even come to my ends.
>>57691133
here's what you should do lad
1. break into her room, wear her dress and have a wank to one of her shoes
2. buy a hidden camera and film her having a shit, post results here
3. spam her with phising emails to get into her facebook
trust me lad, works every time
>>57691167
I lived as a hermit in the Philippines for 3 years, it has given me the following unique outlook on life....
booking some flights
>>57691133
Wew, sorry lad. :( What do you think happened when you met up that put her off?
Dunno why I'm posting this in /brit/ and expecting serious replies, but my gf died last week lads
>>57691194
Supported
Business idea: kikes out
>>57691102
probably because it alludes to crime
>>57691085
But then people at the ends of the normal spectrum will become the new weirdos.
>>57691272
don't believe
>>57691204
Or far more likely that you chose to not apply for any jobs because you wanted to take a break.
I have a 4 month gap between my last 2 jobs because I couldn't be arsed to get a job and lived off savings.
>>57691272
tyrone must have thrusted too hard and split her like a log
>>57691140
"I am anti-zionist" is code for "I am a paki"
>>57691272
doing a poo
>>57691272
i shagged her to def m8 haha
Booking some fights
>>57691272
sorry about that lad. what happened? hope you're doing okay xx
>had job as a trainer at a gym
>incredibly fit, loved work
>owner took money from a franchise to replace the gym
>closed down and the new place kept no staff on
>got depressed
>eat takeaways 3-4 times a week
>haven't exercised in over a year
feel like absolute shit
wish i could go back
Might dump my gf lads, she won't let me chill and have some time to myself. It'll be tricky cos we live together
>>57691133
keep the option open and tell her you'd still like to take her up on that coffee date with her some time
trust me m8 this might not be over just yet. you just have to react positively when girls put the brakes on a bit
>Porsche 918: almost a MILLION DOLLARS to run a 10 second 1/4 mile
>still not as fast as a pigfat Challenger with <$50k worth of parts
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4y1Ba3KD4Qc
hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>57691218
Nah a built turbo b-series will last you a while, and I don't even like Hondas.
Pretty easy to have a few fuel maps and an electronic boost controller so you aren't harshing it with max boost all the time.
>>57691326
and that's not the sort of work ethic that companies are looking for
>>57691326
doesn't matter what the reality is when you're skimming through hundreds of CVs mate
>>57691276
>idolising a nutter who ran his country into ground
kys
britain has no problem flooding their country with muslims but hate having yanks in their general
explain this
>>57691361
where to lad?
>>57691301
>implying we wont regress to the mean until people incapable of detecting differences
>>57691361
book this *wollops you*
>>57691272
Died of what?
>>57691373
>had job as a trainer at a gym
stopped reading there
>>57691344
>>57690218
where can I see pictures of the twin gook girls' bare soles?
Almost finished my 5,000 word application lads.
>>57691405
>if someone does the right thing but a bunch of kikes stop him its his fault
>>57691344
>black and white thinking
>autism
pour some bleach down your arsehole for a quick fix
>>57691234
top kek
>>57691436
why
>>57691411
Fuck off Teyshawn McSanchez
>Want to try and start playing football as a hobby
>Tfw no friends
>>57691368
Don't want to say to avoid getting doxxed, but yeah, I'm feeling surprisingly okay desu
Was only going out with her for about a month. Annoying when your life is going so well then crashes back to shit like normal suddenly
catch me slippin that's a one off m8
>>57691411
vast majority of people in this thread are against muslim immigration
>>57691386
>muh straight line
>muuuuuh straight line
>MUUH ACCELERATION, NOTHING ELSE IN A CAR MATTERS
>>57691450
fuck off you chinky nonce
>>57691518
go to the r/brum footy meetups at canon hill park
>>57691485
too normie
>>57691379
solving this problem is easy m8: simply murder her.
>>57691411
the only yanks I can't stand is the irish one and the dick spammer
which one is you?
>>57691243
alri ribena
>>57691518
i'll play with you mate
where do you live
>>57691471
sanctioned
>solving this problem is easy m8: simply murder her.
>>57691450
dunno lad, can't help you there sorry
>>57691553
i'm white you fucker now post their feet
behind my hatred lies a murderous desire
drakes new album is out on april 29th lads
wonder if he's made an attempt at a grime tune or has any grime mc features on it
reckon it's likely desu
Act like a wasteman, that's not me
Grimes is absolutely fucking shit
If you like her rubbish ''''''''music''''''' then you need to fuck off back to reddiit you gay paki twat
>>57691518
Get Footy Manager instead.
reminder that yanks are our ancestral anglo bretheren and we will never cease in our struggle for complete anglo world domination.
Can anyone confirm this? Is it really the girl Adam Johnson nonced on?
>>57691553
Thanks
>>57691591
Birmingham
>>57691663
>>57691650
Why are you pretending to be black?
>>57691564
dickspammer here
am also irish irl btw
ayy, WANNA SMEG YE ARSE, LASS?
cringe
>>57691693
""""""""""""""""""""""15"""""""""""""" year old
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1iAzxjCGYDN
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1MfZxZToRX0
Are there any more of these?
hahahahahahahahHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57691693
I'll only last 10 seconds lol
>Almost a MILLION DOLLARS
>still loses to a hopped up Datsun
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DnkEXxfeKxw
>>57691550
Meanwhile, Germany spends a million dollars to lose races
>>57691701
>drake fans
>black
>>57691663
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c2EJMd7ZN7w
choon desu
>>57691747
>Suspended
Whoa this is very racist
>>57691527
fairy nuff man, that fucking sucks. can't imagine how weird that must feel 2bh
sorry i can't help much lad
>>57691701
>pretending
>>57691224
>>57691224
>>57691270
Us meeting up was under the pretense of catching up as we hadn't spoken in about four years. But it basically turned into a date, at least I thought so. We were out for hours and it seemed to all go well so I reckon she actually is just not looking for a bf. What might have put her off.. I live like 40 mins away? She's 5'11 and I'm only 6'0?
>>57691380
I will, thanks mate. Hope she changes her mind, really like her desu. Not gonna talk to her much at all really though, just leave the option there
>>57691243
Thank you for your sage advice Ribena
>>57691411
Brits and Australians are some of the biggest SJW dweebs I meet in Asia.
Especially Australians for some reason, they always buddy up with American niggers or Africans
>>57691475
>if someone does the right thing but a bunch of kikes stop him its his fault
>invading neighbouring countries is doing the right thing
>retard-tier planned economy that would have fell off a cliff in the early 40s without a war is doing the right thing
>bunch of kikes
you're literally insulting your own grandparents for having the bollocks to stand up and defend our island
fuck off you snivelling little runt
>>57691777
We're winning to race to make sales. Try if anyone would ever buy a million dollar Dodge. American cars are cheap buckets to beat on, nothing more.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHxyR2KDGh0
Having a wee cry lads
Post yfw British Jews get sick of discrimination by Muslims and use the full power of the media against them
>>57691746
kek out loud.
>>57691746
He sounds pissed
>Labour party has Councillors that literally think the holocaust was a good thing
>People still call UKIP Nazis
cringed
>>57691693
What is Google reverse image search
>>57691896
fucks sake lads
going to have to run down the paki shop to buy some rizla
brb
>>57691746
so how come ulster turn his router off for 5 minutes?
>>57690450
You guys have to list your passing grades? That sounds terrible, in the US no one will ever ask, all that matters is passing or not and some people will mention their grades if they were exceptional. I think that's for the best, the only thing that distinguishes what would be an A and a B is the patience for busywork.
whats goin on
>>57691746
I wish I could understand what this Irish twat is saying
>>57691937
>Labour party has Councillors that literally think the holocaust was a good thing
Not any more. She's been booted out.
>>57692005
i only had to put 10 A*-C GCSEs on my CV and never got asked
no one cares about GCSEs desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SkyqRP8S93Y
What's a good snack to take on a trip?
I'm thinking Jaffa cakes
>>57691693
>>57691728
>>57691947
https://www.instagram.com/scarlettleithold/?hl=en
Def not her. She's clearly a yank.
>>57692026
dunno mate, I'm sill hungover from last night
got 9 GCSEs lads
not really sure how i did so few
The treasonous anglo destroyed this beautiful man. The problems we face now could have been eradicated but once again we bowed down to the eternal Jew. Stand up white man.
>>>/wsg/1017869
>>57692128
did 11 but failed spanish haha
>>57691846
They don't have to buy a million dollar Dodge, because it doesn't cost Dodge a million dollars to make a car fast. It also doesn't cost a million dollars to maintain or repair a fast Dodge because it's not full of useless shit it doesn't need to be fast.
Even the asians outrun the 918
>>57692098
absolutely atrocious body if I'm being frank
https://www.instagram.com/p/BDZdwtNBbf2/?taken-by=scarlettleithold&hl=en
>>57692086
Pistachio nuts
>>57692084
Who considers him to be the greatest player of all time?
>>57691838
>invading neighbouring countries is doing the right thing
if the neighbouring country is in possession of your rightful territory that is still populated by your people who are being terrorised under said occupation, then yes it is the right thing.
>retard-tier planned economy that would have fell off a cliff in the early 40s without a war is doing the right thing
>hurr durr arming yourself when you are being encircled by enemies is bad
>>57692147
unlucky lad, we coulda mildly annoyed people on here by talking in spanish
>>57692034
There's plenty more paki councillors
>he doesn't have a gas oven
Don't speak to me or my wife's son ever again.
8 A* and 4 As at GCSE lads
Haha I'm well smart
Why is it okay for Haredi Jews to oppose Israel, but not anyone else?
>>57692280
very good
>>57692256
Then expose them, lad.
You might get a medal.
Why is antisemitism so popular among modern leftists?
Leftists used to be all about muh jews.
just snmatcjhj ,kjmm
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCrlyX6XbTU
never felt so desperately alone in this world lads
>1 in 2 people born after 1960 in the UK will be diagnosed with some form of cancer during their lifetime
wew
>>57692372
>Leftists used to be all about muh jews.
when?
it's always been poor palestinians
>>57692372
Pretty much entirely because of israel v Palestine
>>57692033
>Lads, I really fucking hate this wee Cornwall dickhead. You know, this guy just spams 'fuck off normie twat' - this is the same guy that posed with his willy out in a pair of fucking tights and womens' knickers and sent it to lads and they posted it on here and now he's acting like a victim. Fuck him, when has he ever done any posts that are funny? He's just an unfunny cunt, he's a shit cunt, he's a bastard, he's a nonce, he's a gayboy, he's a shirtlifter, he's a fucker, don't reply to him, he's a shitlord, he's just the shittiest cunt out."
>Cornwall is a big, big, big gayboy and I don't like him, I've never liked one of his posts, I always just think they're shit, and you should post those images every chance you get and if you get banned just knock your router off for five minutes and post them again because he. is. an. arsepiece.
>>57692084
wasn't he a jew himself?
>>57692280
>added a watch
curious as to why
>>57692372
>Why is antisemitism so popular among modern leftists?
>/pol/
>leftists
>>57692130
we should never forget our treason
>>57692164
Look alri to me, lad.
https://www.instagram.com/p/9hs4Z7BbfV/?taken-by=scarlettleithold&hl=en
https://www.instagram.com/p/_QiNXohbfO/
Would demolish.
10/10 face too.
>>57692380
type Mercia into set up extra flags box ples
>i indetify with an imagined community and assume their presumed views as my own, often contrasting these views with other imagined communities and what they might think
Literally got 2 girls uni logins with my latest attempts (funny thing is they've both fallen for similar ploys before)
That brings my grand total up to 4 (uni accounts)
May as well double up and try and get their facebooks
>>57692441
a present from kev to his wife's son of course
>>57692201
>if the neighbouring country is in possession of your rightful territory that is still populated by your people
in possession of it because Fritz started the last one and got banged out, just like in the next round
>who are being terrorised under said occupation
>I've just watched Greatest Story Never Told and now I'm an expert on WW2
>you are being encircled by enemies
They literally weren't though. Versailles was very lenient and they didn't even have to pay a fraction of the reparations they signed up to pay. The Entente didn't want a war and were perfectly happy for Germany to rearm to an extent to counter-balance Russia, but the Nazis were literal scum who you couldn't trust as far as you could throw.
>>57692453
a lot of lefties hate Israel
>>57691746
ulster was at his best during the height of the vocaroos
do miss him slightly after listening to these
ballbag posting was overrated though
If a yank asks you what your nationality is, what would you say?
>>57692452
there's a watch on the original kev you absolute weapon
>eat incredibly clean 5-6 days a week
>weekend hits, cheat a little bit
>small cheat turns into a 1-2 day binge on scary amounts of junk food and alcohol
>feel sluggish and disgusting for most of the weekend
>>57692425
Well leftism is a jewish invention so...
>"Yes hello I would like to race an overpriced VW today"
>"Which one? Doesn't matter. Tell him he's just racing a 'cheap bucket'."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKoxi9skQHM
>>57692496
whereve ye been
>>57692544
Everyone hates Israel
