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That one Latvian lmao
>>57664848
Yuruyuri
good threda
I love Australia
>>57664842
You in Auckland and like anime lad?
still gonna ruin that other faggots thread tee bee aitch
Nth for pingas
>>57664848
>/balt/ + /ausnz/ = /bantz/
Nice try, but its over.
Gonna have some pies for dinner t.b.h
>>57664896
It's about being unified as one general, one family, due to our geographic, cultural and historical similarities.
>>57664879
hachimaru yo
>>57664938
Go play with ur butthurt scatvian butt buddy lol
>only australia posting
/bantz/ huh haha
joint general haha
we split you autist accept it
>>57664937
>not nangs
Easter?
>>57664969
It's Hajimari you fucking IDIOT holy shit Ausfailia STOP EMBARRASSING US INFRONT OF THE hontoni に本じん
>>57664917
Not in Auckland and it's sorta on the annie may
Parched lads
>>57665003
Where are you at? Why are you sad?
>>57664989
>nangs
Me pingas tho
Tony come back
>>57664942
noice
what kind lad
>>57665069
Just plain old beef pies lad, maybe with a bit of sauce too!
>>57665039
West coast, and I'm not sad I'm ill, crook, sick, and maybe just a wee bit sad.
>tfw noongas at the end of my road
>>57665092
Cheer up, Alex
>>57665092
Ah that's good senpai you'll be fine then.
Thoughts?
This is a lot of cancer for one day, just leave there thread be and stay here or make our own, although the last thing /int/ needs is another general
>>57665114
Alex is ChCh
The pie just burnt the roof of my mouth
>>57665132
>ChCh
Crumblechurch?
Jew conspiracy = ???
>>57665131
>scatvia learnt how to proxy
I love myself, I mean the world to me
>>57665114
God I wish I was Alex, I bet he's just swimming in personalized vocaroos right now.
>>57665120
Cheers m80
>>57665156
ChollapseChurch
>>57665138
Let em cool down m8
>>57665158
real
>>57665197
Rubblechurch?
I actually got to see Christchurch before it became one big crumble
>>57665186
>you will never get as much attention on the internet as Alex
>>57665186
He is.
>>57665138
No pies left at all, you don't know my suffering.
Do you think Alex records Vocaroos of himself?
>>57665273
Rough m8
>>57665261
post pics
>>57665245
Thought it was quite nice desu
>>57665224
Quakechurch
How tall is Alex?
I must know
>>57665300
no, I'm not very good looking
>>57665325
6 foot tall hunk.
>>57665335
neither is alex desu
Has that John Key cunt stoppes trying to change the flag yet?
>>57665363
Yeah we told him to get fucked ay
Australian memeflix needs to expand their selection
Fuck
>>57665387
Good. He's a shifty cunt
The dog whines, yet doesn't want to go outside
>>57665450
disaster incoming
>>57665357
What a legend. Hopefully Alex will grace us with his presence once more!
since op image is anime, ia this where i post it?
>>57665450
Have you considered feeding him?
Let em go. All the did was talk about potatoes and cabbages or whatever. Still dont know who or what the baltics are desu. Something about the USSR breaking up? Or was it all the poor countries that everyone else in Europe hates?
Lets get in with the Japs
>>57665358
He's still better looking than me.
>>57665484
I feed the little shit but he wants my fucking food
He's picky
What you up to today, ladm8s
>>57665494
>Lets get in with the Japs
そうしましょう
Japan General + /ausnz/
>>57665523
Watching movies :DDD
>>57665494
>Lets get in with the Japs
Fuck no.
Tomato sauce from the microwave burns my nostrils
It's too hot, lads
>>57665550
RACIST
>>57665543
What movie?
>>57665579
We're with the Baltic nations, not the Slantic nations m80
>>57665594
The shooter or something, its on tv
>>57665561
>>57665577
always blow on the pie
>>57665609
This t.b.h
>>57665550
Better banter than other nations desu. Well break down japan's strict society with bantz and theyll start fucking again
>>57665608
Sounds comfy tbqh, im visiting the grandparents.
>>57665494
>hes not a loyalist
Slurries
If you don't have any siblings or relatives that are having kids, it's all on you to pass the family name and your genes on.....no pressure
>>57665708
I'm on it
>>57665708
What if i have a sister and she had a kid, but her lastname is changed now
Is it still up to me?
Give me a home amongst the gumtrees
>>57665752
yes
>>57665760
with lots of plum trees
>>57665752
Yes
>>57665773
A sheep or two
>>57665608
Lame
>>57665684
durries
>>57665708
All my siblings are from different farthers due to my mother being quite a randy gal.
>>57665798
i-it was just on tv tho, it thought id watch it to past the time
>>57665708
>tfw shit tier genes
Not worth it.
>>57665708
>tfw have 3 brothers
no pressure at all m8
>>57665781
>>57665773
Ogh fuggg
>>57665865
Recessive shit tier genes?
>>57665752
No , just as long as the kids aren't degenerate mongrels
>>57665892
What about the family name?
Why did Dick Smith go broke?
>>57665884
>have 2 brothers
>one is wanker with anger issues who shouldn't have kids
>the other is full degenerate homo
fug
>>57665922
his package was too big
>>57665993
heh
yummy yummy icecream in my tummy
>>57666025
thanks doc
>>57665939
well 2 of my brothers are super normies and both have girlfriends and one is just a little kid.
>>57666042
has your little brother bred anybody?
asking for a friend
Im fucking starving
>>57666097
thank mr skletal
>>57665922
Moving entirely to consumer electronics where they got bent over by JB Hi-Fi when they could've held onto their hobbyist and component stock and dominated that market.
Fuck I love Marmite on toast
>>57666094
I said he is just a little kid so obviously no there is really big year difference between us
>>57666097
watch more anibe
>>57666097
I ate so much Thai food tonight I think I'm going to die. Wanna swap?
need to lose weight lads
>>57665993
Big Dicks Package Giveaway
>>57666200
Yes please
Guys!
Its just another kremlin scheme to seperate us. That one autistic latvian isnt even latvians. Hes a russian spy sent to infiltrate and sow dessent. Hide his threads and ignore him to get it over with.
>>57665905
That's not too much of a stress, don't think it's as big a deal anymore, it's not like the guy will take hers
Just had a wank after 16 days.
Not sure what I did wrong, but I've had better wanks.
>>57665993
>tfw you'll never be as big of a top bloke as dicko smitho
>>57666363
On it
>>57666363
how do I know that you are telling the truth?
>>57665708
Like I give a shit.
I'm too socially retarded to have normal human relationships so I'll just sit here and play my little video games.
The party pies are all soggy
>>57666576
Would u smith his dick?
>>57666097
I'm starvinger
Oi m8
test
>>57665708
>tfw brother is a Chad so I'm safe
Hello
>>57666626
good post
JUST
>>57666665
pfffffffffffffffffft
>missed by one
>>57666665
DDDDDD:
>>57666665
Hahhahahahah
>>57666661
Lucky, it's better than having a slutty sister like me
>>57666665
ausnz one off again
it should no longer be called a latvian
>>57666665
OFF BY ONE'D
>he doesn't put milk in his tea
Lawl
>>57666916
why should I?
>>57666916
might as well cum in your tea
>>57666916
If you put milk in your tea, then you aren't having tea
>>57666937
Put the milk in the tea and let the tea do the explaining
>he doesn't put milk AND sugar in his tea
Haha
>>57666916
ugh, its like you want to get aids
>>57667157
I’d just like to interject for a moment. What you’re refering to as tea, is in fact, milk/tea, or as I’ve recently taken to calling it, milk plus tea. tea is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning milk system made useful by the milk corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX.
Many computer users run a modified version of the milk system every day, without realizing it. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of milk which is widely used today is often called “tea”, and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the milk system, developed by the milk Project.
There really is a tea, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. tea is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine’s resources to the other programs that you run. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. tea is normally used in combination with the milk operating system: the whole system is basically milk with tea added, or milk/tea. All the so-called “tea” distributions are really distributions of milk/tea.
>>57667205
>sugar
no
>buttmad anime autists still shilling their shit thread
>>57667238
This
>friends texts me, asks if i can buy him cigs
>"ok buddy come by my place i'll share" (he lives 2km away)
>but can we meet somewhere halfway from my house to yours
>"ok"
>ok see you in 20 minutes
20 minutes later he texts this
>can you maybe come all the way to my house I'm busy marinating a turkey
Your country
How is this kind of behavior called in your country
>>57667359
It's called 'dogging ya mates'
>>57667359
its called: „haha no cigs for you, dont call me ever again, fgt. Haha. "
>>57667359
Lol, he cucked you.
>>57667238
I read three lines
Why did the ghost cross the road? To get to the otherside.
>ETHNIC BALTS
>>57667859
>Coq
traps?
>>57667386
>>57667504
haha
>>57667636
he would've if i would leave the house
>i didn't
Made a new friend chaps
Doing an icecream
>>57668002
I really really really like this image, what's he called and may I save it
>>57668463
Pet it
>>57668463
What an animal
>>57668488
"the green resurrection amphibian guy"
r8 my singing lad
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1039jwkbmXX
>>57666446
When have i lied to you
>>57668657
KEK
>The russian spys thread is dead
Kremlin fails again
>Baltm8s back to their own threads
Fair enough.
It's the end of an era lads. /bantz/ is dead.
Check em, one last time.
>>57668657
Nice voice, you sound wog
>>57668917
What the fuck are you talking about, Alex?
>>57668917
>Latvian proxy
>>57668917
Dont give the kremlin spy attention
>>57668917
Russian spies >>>/out/
Vomit burned my throat
>>57669129
almost as bad as when piss burns your dick
>>57669129
Im sorry
I will NEVER, EVER leave /ausnz/
Why does milo taste like chocolate if it's not?
>>57669361
>CHOCOLATED.com
You all are baltic
>>57669393
The catalog on Friday was JUST
gonna head to bed guys
gotta wage cuck tomorrow
keep that butthurt scatvian in line guys
ily all desu baka senpai
>>57669740
>kremlin spy in line
ftfy
I'm a small guy
>>57669830
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Jp7p8hSB7u
>>57669830
Where's the guy anyway, I noticed the catalog wasn't all green frogs today , not that I want that
>>57669901
>not that i want that
Liar
We all want it
WHERE
IS
ESTONIA
SHOW YOURSELF NOWWWWWWOWOWOWOWOWOWOWWWOWOWWWOWOOWOWOWWWWWWW
Easter?
>>57669951
No I'm a good boy that abhors shitposting
>>57670155
I love you Estonia, you mean the world to me.
>>57670155
Easter?
>>57670155
hehe hi
*runs away*
>>57670212
Sure you are
;^)
>>57670281
Holy fuck that's amazing.
>>57670259
Coffee?
>>57670281
BIG
>>57670399
No, tea with milk and sugar.
>>57670281
>Latvia holding the rope
Heh
>>57670399
Once i get the secrets of Easter?, I will start the ungodly wave of Coffee?
>>57669870
Reeeeeeeeeeee
>>57670486
Easter?
>>57670259
Oester?
>Anon why are you looking at pictures of funny looking frog blobs
>>57670929
fuck off cunt it's real meme hrs
Why is 1980s NZ music so GOAT?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jM7RcgZ1pLE
>>57667359
nahalas
>>57671042
Valhalla?
>>57671308
Blanco?
>>57671430
What's that religious holiday about Jesus and bunnies called?
>>57671308
>>57671430
'tism
>>57671499
souther?
When are the next elections
>>57672051
sometime before september
>>57672051
sometime before ur mum
doing a wank
>>57672051
sometime between the last elections and the elections after the next elections
>>57670929
Why are you wearing a sweater that says 1970, you hipster cunt?
Can't sleep my gums hurt, fuck I have shit hygiene
>>57672841
I can only get off watching slideshows of women in underwear make provocative poses now
>>57672564
Serious shit I should register then, I'm 20 btw
>>57672714
>>57672842
>>57673203
Pask?
>>57673454
Whiskey?
where are the memes
The current temperature prevents me from sleeping.
Thoughts?
>>57673618
move
>>57673609
Left them with ur mum lmoa
>>57673661
I should make a move to open the window?
Alright, I shall
>>57673618
Change the temperature
>>57673704
Report back after the task is done
Over
>>57673732
The task has been successfully completed
>>57673776
post a picture of the open window for verification
Me again, the wind keeps blowing in and I'm only wearing a dress so I'm closing it
>>57670281
dat cheeky koala
Do Australians eat grey peas with bacon?
>>57673776
The following orders >>57673800
>>57673915
are you cold?
in australia??
>>57673800
>>57674100
I had to opt for the door, the window wasn't cutting it lads
>>57674097
Is that coco pops?
>>57674156
Understood, standby for further orders
>>57674223
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
>>57674223
holy SHIT lads this is the captcha I filled for this post
went into the browser cache to get it
>>57674193
No, those are grey peas with bacon.
>>57674298
It was destined for you to be off by one
>there are people itt right now who think iceland isnt a latvian province
>>57674333
c-checked
>>57674327
I've never had grey peas, only chic peas which kinda look like them :DDDD
>tfw my gf said she loves me
So this is what it feels like.
>>57674415
are you the same estonian who was going to fug his gf for the first time
>>57674415
>tfw no one has ever said they've loved me
Could you please vocaroo "i love you brian, you mean the world to me" for me????
>>57674415
Ur mum doesnt count
Is this the new /cric/ general?
>>57674491
but ur mum does
>>57674465
No, I don't know that autist.
>>57674529
What if it was ur mum all along
The window has been open for some minutes now however the temperature is yet to drop
>>57674658
Take a cold shower and report back
if you get dubs in this thread after my post then you have to immediately tell ur mum that you're in love with a girl from a japanese cartoon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ySLQ8-sOWY
brb
>>57674697
There's spiders in the shower tho
>>57674843
Use your issued flamethrower
>>57674843
are you guy or something?
>>57674728
i saw that movie yesterday. it's super fun. i don't know if foreigners can enjoy it though because i think you've never had this kind of culture that we had in the mid 90s
>>57674508
Aye
>>57674893
I love you
>>57674923
well if klass is anything to go by maybe you are right haha
there are no crows in australia
>>57675176
Sure there are
>>57675394
Dont lie to us
>>57675394
where is proof
>>57675394
this is the closest thing to an australian crow I can find
>>57675555
AYYYYYYYYYYY
fug those eyes are alluring
>>57675596
Thank you very much
I just realised
The kremlin spy took away azusa and anime degenerates with him.
n i c e
i
c
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>>57675753
??
ree
B
>>57675828
Get out and take your generic anime girl No.12573
E
P
>>57675596
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Torresian_crow
A
>>57675910
You get out and take your bad opinion with you.
Did you guys knew that crows are one of the smartest animals?
Rate /bantz/ countries by the likelihood of an Arabic-looking person to get beaten up in each
>>57676050
I once saw a crow burying an egg out the front of my house near my letterbox
>>57676074
Latvia
Estonia
Lithuania
Australia
New Zeeeeeeeeland
>>57676070
D-done
>nobody notices my ebin self quote
why do women do this?
>>57676337
Only reason i deleted and replied ;^)
>>57676435
Yeah, I hate it when women speak in lithuanian.
>>57676480
dooo yyyoo wwant theem tooo speak estoonian?
>>57676435
I was wondering about this as well, why do women always want to speak Lithuanian, fucking hell it's annoying
>>57676499
Nnnnnnnnniiiceeeee oooooonneeeeeeee
Hhhhhhaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhaaaaa
>>57676435
she is in love with you
>t.love expert
Imagine dying in your sleep
I'll make the new thread
>>57676596
Don't get my hopes up
>>57676560
One time i tried to make a move when we were sharing a bed and moved my arm her "accidentally" while sleeping and she removed it immediately
>>57676596
imagine waking up dead
>>57676596
best death ever
>>57676435
>binkas bunkis binkis
What did she mean by this?
>>57675989
>89
>shitty anime waifu
How Latvian of you
>>57676664
Stop being a tsundere....
>>57676664
>off by two (2)
Literally blood brothers
new thread
>>57676741
>>57676639
ouch
>>57676804
ikr
She didn't even know I was awake
I'm not interested in her or any women (permavirgin here)
>>57676761
Fake and gay
>>57676877
don't let your dreams be dreams
also how did you two end up in the same bed?
>>57676979
We and one other girls always share bed after home parties.
So many threads to choose from but which one is the REAL one.
>>57677146
Anyone, but the kremlin spy thread /balt/
>>57677146
Follow your hearth
>>57677146
Any but the KGB spy thread. I say we work our way through from the earliest made balt + ausnz thread
>>57677209
>posting in a thread not made by Balts or Ausnz
>>57677355
Alright, authentic balt + ausnz it is
>>57674097
My gf made it for me during christmas and now it's part of my weekly diet :))
>>57677021
New thread btw
>>57676639
Don't "accidentally" make moves on women like that.
If you want to fuck a woman be clear
Don't pretend you dont so you can later leverage your friendship to make an "accidental" move.
