/balt/+/ausnz/
>remove kranklis edition
Not welcome: /balt/ separatists
anybody got a gf yet
>>57649584
nup
>>57648993
>remove Kranklis
>>57649648
where does kranklis come from?
>>57649622
shame lad
got my eye on a qt at work
I love you, Australia, you mean the word for me ._.
Does balt hate us now or something?
>>57649918
is this a meme or just bad grammar
>>57649932
I'm baltic, I don't hate you.
>>57649908
Latvia. It's a mascot for a line of dairy dessert products in Latvia called Karums
>>57649968
Sorry, should I post "to me"? ._________.
>>57649976
>>57649932
one butthurt latvian and azusa hate /ausnz/
>>57650049
kinkis binkis
I speak Lithuanian as you can see.
BINKIS
>>57650025
yes and it's "world" nor "word"
>>57650128
*not
>>57650085
And nothing of value was lost
>>57650006
cheers m8
>>57648993
wtf
How black Estonians, Latvians and Lithuanians are!
>>57650128
oh, I just type too fast, didn't notice that mistake.
>>57650100
>>57650085
Being against a pointless union based on (bad) memes doesn't mean I hate /ausnz/.
>>57650222
shocking I know.
hidden shame of europe
>>57650388
weebshit cant handle the banter
>>57650528
I don't see any banter.
>>57650626
please go back
>>57650626
FEED DOG!
>>57650745
Sure, if you stop making false allegations.
>>57650916
FEED DOG!
why don't you join our conf? .____.
>>57651010
dude wut
Where all tha kiwi wimmin at?
>>57649932
one scatvian autist has been trying to shill his own /balt/ only threads the last couple of days
>>57651727
on my dick lmao
>>57651585
our chat in telegram .__.
u didn't join and lithuanian didn't .__.
>>57651869
>tfw no qtp2t kiwi gf
where muh elderly kiwi farmer at
>>57651895
I'm sorry igor
post link
Hey lads
Just wanted to let you know we were invited to a party over at /lat/
>>57651432
>>57651432
But at the moment, none of us have shown up. It's pretty rude to be invited but not to show up. Maybe the invitation just didn't reach us?
Anyway a /lat/ party sounds fun don't you think? I might head over soon. Anyone else wanting to come along? I'll bring the Tequila.
>>57652153
will u b my date?
Really wanna sniff my sister's butt
>>57652507
Why? It'll just smell like your dads cum
>>57652507
Why? It'll just smell like my cum.
>>57652007
https://telegram.me/joinchat/BwNO0Qczbt0Lp24_QWBxHg
here
>>57652563
Fuccccccccccckkkkkk
You got me again cunt
>>57652608
What are you a pedo?
>>57652612
i clicked join group but nothing happens
>>57652612
sorry m8 filthy phone poster
>>57652640
ayyyyyyyy
>>57652668
https://web.telegram.org/
you should register here.
>>57652669
dont you have a phone? nobody will see it
>>57652788
wont open on my phone
>>57652837
https://telegram.org/
>>57652856
nah mate
nah
>>57650110
wew lad
does binkis mean benis
>>57652871
why? we have prime teen latvian boipuss
>>57653136
repoted to fsb for homopropaganda :DD
I want to learn a language but I don't know which one
The only ones offered at my uni (which I would be more inclined to do as it's more convenient) are Arabic, Mandarin, Japanese, Spanish and Indonesian
>>57653225
What do you want to do with your life?
Arabic if you wanna go into aecurity i guess.
just not mandarin
>>57653027
BUNKIS
>>57653225
日本語の方がいいよ
>>57653340
BINKAS
still no gf lads
>>57653457
lol u should probably get that fixed
>>57653457
still don't care
>>57653457
iktf lad
theres a petite qt at my work who always wears tight skirts and no socks and i want to gag on her odour so bad WHY IS LIFE SO UNFAIR GODDAMNIT
>>57653481
h-how
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11619417
WOOOOOOOOOW
>Mr Holden confirmed the event to the Weekend Herald but would not say who the donors were or how much they gave. He said a little more than $100,000 was raised for the entire Change the Flag campaign - some from the Chinese donors, who wanted the Union Jack gone from the New Zealand ensign.
This globalist sack of shit should be hanging from a noose in front of the beehive for treason.
>>57654114
bit excessive
havent had sex with the gf in over a month haha
>>57654862
why not mate?
>>57654923
she seems to be tired a lot and getting lots of headaches
poor thing
>>57654114
t. unironic nz first voter
>>57653961
stopping pretending to stutter when you write would be a really good start
>>57655591
she's tired and sore from getting fucked all the time by other dudes most likely
>>57655627
T-thanks for the advice
>>57655591
sounds like she's pregnant desu
sorry about that mate, my bad.
>>57655591
Sorry to hear that mate
balts left this place.
>>57656260
nepravda
>>57656260
balts are scum
>>57656329
this desu
balt genocide when?
am i invited?
i don't like /lat/ anymore tbqh
>>57656410
t. Ivan
>>57656535
not quite
Which anon posted this, don't be shy
>>57656681
me on the left
hello balts
>>57656439
si te haces un abrazo para me - te invitas :333
>>57656779
how u get that
>>57656727
Eggs?
>>57656779
muh trigger discipline
>>57656779
>average seppo poster.jpg
forgot to take my autism pills today haha whoops
Wanking to this
>>57657301
haha I see
>>57657301
What autism pills
>>57656779
This is a whole new level of retarded.
>dat gay coloured pistol grip
>wtf are you even wearing
>trigger discipline fail
>>57657329
I want you to cum in me
>>57657556
40mg citalopram
>>57657850
yeah wanks just seem to take longer
Im a but derssed bt I don't beleve in pill's magic
>>57657895
>I don't beleve in pill's magic
Neither but I thought I would try it
>>57657822
Lucky guy , I never used ADs parents thought it was pointless , so I just played vidya till it left
>tfw you wake up and are still alive
>>57658049
There are no nihilists -- but suppose there were. What would they say?
Once you dare to consider this question, the answer seems obvious: if there were any real nihilists, they would praise nuclear weapons as the means to bring an end to the world via nuclear winter. They would sing hymns to the warheads, seeing in them the first weapon we have ever obtained against the universe which has brought us into being to suffer and die. Even if these imaginary nihilists were too squeamish to advocate nuclear winter outright, they would be compelled to praise nuclear winter as the first real CHOICE any organism has ever had about whether to continue in the fated cycle of birth, pain, and death.
There are no nihilists any more. That fact is the most damning evidence of a great betrayal which has happened in the last half century. In 1945, when the Bomb gave us the option of quitting this dirty, rigged game of Darwinian strip poker, we learned that not one of the anti-life artists meant what they said. In a few years, all the anti-life art of the early twentieth century vanished. The artists who had made their careers documenting the horrors of life on earth and denouncing the cycle of animal existence yelped away like scared puppies the moment a real chance to end the suffering appeared.
They saw that magnificent mushroom cloud and instead of falling down to worship it, they ran to the nearest church or Christian Science Reading Room or Socialist meeting hall. After convincing thousands of adolescents to kill themselves in the name of holy despair, these sleazy careerists ran to hug the knees of GAIA, the bloody mother. They Chose Life -- the swine!
>>57657809
Gay sex for first time? Yeah nah
>>57658123
Go ahead, pick a culture, any culture! Any culture you can name, during any historical period you choose, will furnish hundreds of examples of anti-life rhetoric which was taken very, very seriously -- up until the moment when it actually meant something. Take, say, Europe in the nineteenth century, that cheery and bustling period. OK; here's its greatest philosopher on the subject:
"If you imagine...the sum total of distress, pain and suffering which the sun shines upon, you will be forced to admit that it would have been better if the surface of the earth were still as crystalline as that of the moon....For the world is Hell, and men are on the one had the tormented souls and on the other the devils in it."
That was Schopenhauer, telling the Germans in their bristly abstract way what Darwin told the English in their fussier, more detailed language: there is no point but suffering. There is no hidden redemptive meaning in any of this. It's just an unfortunate industrial accident, organic life.
Both Schopenhauer and Darwin resorted to animal examples to convey the horror which summed up the world. They were trying to overcome the popular heresy that somehow, it all must "balance out" somehow. It doesn't, because it was never designed to do so: "compare the pleasure of an animal engaged in eating another animal with the pain of the animal being eaten."
>>57658148
By the beginning of the twentieth century, Schopenhauer and Darwin were in play in the higher European circles, mixing and strengthening each other. It was the bravest moment in the history of our species; something truly dangerous, a final anti-life epiphany, seemed ready to happen. This is what poor sweet Nietzsche meant with his heartbreaking faith in "the men who are coming."
Nihilism's one great weakness was that it had always been an elite cult, not considered transmissible to the masses. This was in fact why Buddhism was replaced by a mindless demotic cult like Hinduism in India: Nirvana was too cold a doctrine for peasants who equated fecundity with happiness.
But in the early twentieth century, a demographic anomaly appeared: the elite was big, and getting bigger. They brought their cult with them; art began serving as the propaganda wing of Nihilism. What we call "Modernism" was actually a multimedia offensive which was beginning to make Nihilism palatable to the masses. The fuzzy "Modern/Postmodern" distinction is best seen as a change in popular religion: from 1910-1945, art did an honorable job of preparing the masses to abandon their attachment to the biosphere; from 1945 to the present, art borrows Nihilist images, diction and narrative without the least intention of employing them to free us from attachment to organic life.
>>57658169
The echoes of that dangerous early twentieth-century art are still audible:
"I've always been surprised by everyone's going on living.
Birth, and copulation and death.
That's all the facts when you come to brass tacks:
Birth, and copulation, and death.
I've been born, and once is enough.
You don't remember, but I remember,
Once is enough.
It's sad for the dog. He lives only because he was born, just like me.... "
So they sang. And many believed them. Maybe a few of them really meant it -- Schopenhauer especially. What would Schopenhauer have said about nuclear weapons? My guess is he'd be all for them; he was a serious man, an honorable man. But the rest -- they never meant it, and only talked so grandly against Life because they knew there was no alternative, no way to end the world. When the cat's away, the mice will ham it up.
But since 1945, they self-censored themselves, to the effect that no matter how many Nihilist images you may borrow, you will do nothing truly dangerous -- nothing that could make anyone press that nuclear trigger. You can wear all the black you want; you can worship suicide -- individual suicide, that is -- ; you can write songs about how life sucks; but you can't mean it.
Of course, not everybody's in on the double-talk scam. Those dangerous anti-lifers are still floating around, infecting those na?ve enough to listen to them. Cobain and Courtney are the classic example: both wore the rags, the scowls, the sulk; both screamed and ranted against life; but only one of them ever believed it. He, poor bastard, took it all seriously; she, a much more typical representative of the treacherous 20th-century avant garde, knew better.
>>57658123
>>57658148
>>57658169
>>57658195
>>57658195
When you think of poor Cobain now, it all seems inevitable, from the moment he chose that fatal name for his band. "Nirvana": a quaint Buddhist term, taken by most American bohemians to mean something like "nice peaceful feeling." But that's not what it means at all: "nirvana" means, literally, "the blowing out of a candle." Extinction, a return to stillness. Poor Cobain! He took it seriously, and made Nirvana for himself...and Courtney inherited, pouting all the way to the bank.
They're all Courtneys, the ones who still live. Lou Reed, who invented black, wrote hymns to heroin as the best available anti-life, and provided the soundtrack for God knows how many thousands of adolescent suicides, showed up recently at a memorial service for John "All You Need Is Love" Lennon. There he was, up on the stage with a dozen other rich old popstar vampires, singing treacly Beatles songs. They were praying, really -- praying to be granted another few years of life. "Choose life!" That's a vulture's favorite proverb, and these wrinkled undead were singin' it with feeling.
The ones who meant it, even a little -- they die. Sid died because he believed it; John Lydon said so, giggling at his dead comrade's stupidity in a recent interview. Sid, he explained, took all the punk stuff seriously, and died of it. Lydon knew better, he explained from poolside. He looked over at his pool frequently during the interview -- scanning his LA mansion, just overjoyed with his good sense and deriving an especially piquant satisfaction from the thought of poor old Sid. Johnny chose life.
It's not hard to see why a popstar chooses life; his life comes at the expense of everyone else's. A vampire universe feels great -- to a vampire. But what about the rest of us, the nobodies? The feeding cows? What do we have to lose?
>>57658123
Is this a /his/ copypast
>>57658228
There's always been a lot of preaching against suicide. In some way, any choice to choose non-life frightens the ruling vampires. Their favorite argument is, of course, guilt: "Think of the pain you leave behind you!" I remember a scraggly hippie mystic on Sproul denouncing suicide as "a slap in the face to everybody who loves you," and adding, "Even the worst bum on Skid Row has somebody who loves him." It impressed me at the time; I thought he must have had some special knowledge of the affectional backgrounds of bums which I didn't possess. It was several years before I knew for certain that he was simply preaching, another damn Christian-without-Christ babbling the ruling vampires' cliches.
Suicide is unpatriotic; that's why it offends them. It deprives the vampires of a jugular to sip. How can you not like this boneyard? This is the finest torture-chamber in the universe! How dare you opt out of it! But since 1945, the vampire lords have had another, much stronger reason to fear the idea of suicide: individual suicide is only Nuclear Winter writ small. Nuclear Winter is universal Nirvana.
And that makes it utterly different from individual suicide -- because there will be no survivors to mourn and grieve. There will be no mourning and grief at all, ever again.
Thus nuclear winter offers a true cure for suffering -- which the sermons against suicide do not. OK; you decide not to kill yourself because it will hurt your parents, friends, pit bull, roommates, chess club pals, whatever. So what? You're gonnna go anyway, and in some way much more agonizing than a bullet to the head: cancer, car wreck, genetic glitch, rafting accident, heart valve pop. And when you do, that suffering of the survivors will begin, the ten billionth wail of grief heard on Earth.
didnt read lmoa
>>57658252
And the grieving die in their turn, and when they go another wail sets up....It's not just horrible -- it's silly. Just plain dumb. Squint at it -- draw your head back just a little and squint at it -- and it's truly "laughable, man": these creatures whose life consists of a ride down a conveyor belt towards a meat grinder, making a continual wail of surprise as another one goes over the edge. Every one a surprise. "Oh! He went in! How could this happen?" "Ah, she fell! My God!" Well Duh. What'd you expect?
That's what suffering is: going over the edge one at a time. The experience of individual death while the world grinds on. What would happen in the Nuclear Winter scenario is utterly different: all jump into the meatgrinder at once. No one is left to suffer or mourn. When some die and some live, there is suffering; when all die, blown out like a candle, there is no suffering. There is something else, something for which we have no name. But one thing is clear: it is not suffering. "We shall not suffer, for we shall not be."
It has been done on a small scale -- communal suicide, oblivion. The Old Believers; Jonestown; and some of the tribes hunted for sport by the Europeans. The Carib -- the last Carib jumped off a cliff rather than be taken. As did the last few bands of Tasmanians. They saw the suffering of their children ahead, and took the kids with them over the cliff. Are they were right. Imagine the prospects of a Tasmanian child in the hands of the British colonists who had killed its parents for sport. Life as a souvenir, mascot, bum-boy or -girl, stuffed exhibit in a museum...for what? So that in ten generations, one of its partial descendants might live to collect a guilt-dole from the Australian government? So that in another two generations, an even more attenuated descendant could pen a jargon-stuffed "indictment" of the crime, hoping for publication and a tenure-track affirmative-action job at a new regional polytech?
>>57658278
The cliff-edge has more dignity and sense.
We have given other species the gift of oblivion, sent them over the cliff: the Mammoth, the Moa Eagle, the Tasmanian Wolf...all the finest species, really, are going or gone. A hundred years from now, when all the big cats are gone, no one will understand how we thought the life of a hundred million Tamils worth that of even one Bengal Tiger.
Life on earth hit its peak during the Ice Ages, and we are now killing off the few species from that period who survived our first coup, ten thousand years ago. We have very little to lose, destroying the remaining fauna, now that the best is gone. The lives of all the horrible humans in Houston are not worth even one Columbia Mammoth.
So we have guides sent ahead of us into oblivion. When we pull the plug, press the button, drop the nuclear dime on ourselves, we will suffer no more than the Mammoth suffers. We owe them; let's join them. We can make our first act in the afterlife a formal apology to the Tasmanian Wolf, the Cave Bear, the Mammoth.
But at least their suffering is over now. The Mammoths' suffering ended when the last calf, watching its mother being hacked to death by ugly apes wearing caribou skins, trumpeted in shock and pain and tried to run -- and was hacked to death, screaming, then silent. And when its life went out -- the blowing out of a candle -- the suffering of all Mammoths ceased, gave way to something entirely different: Nirvana. The Nirvana of the Mammoths, where they wait for us now.
>>57658250
Peepooland please
>>57658322
le monke
>>57658312
But we have to be sure of one thing: that it will be oblivion, death for all, rather than another partial slaughter. That would be worse even than the present. The thought of a post-nuke world of wretched survivors is the only real argument against detonation now. That's why the notion of Nuclear Winter is crucial. If, say, a nuclear war killed even five billion of us, it would leave a billion sobbing, burned survivors; and their offspring, mutant children limping across a boneyard; and hundreds of billions of mammals, birds, and reptiles mourning their kin. This is not Nirvana. Agreed.
But that argument has been specious since the early 1980s, when a team of physicists including that annoying geek Carl Sagan suggested that a major nuclear war would create a cloud of ash which would blot out the sun for decades, blocking 99% of solar energy for a period of three to 12 months, and thus extinguishing the photosynthetic engine which runs this big green torture chamber called Earth. Here's their scenario:
"Nuclear explosions will set off firestorms in the cities and surrounding forest areas. The small particles of soot are carried high into the atmosphere. The smoke will block the sun's light for weeks or months. The land temperatures would fall below freezing.
This combination of reduced temperatures and reduced light levels would have catastrophic ecological consequences. Average light levels would be below the minimum required for photosynthesis during the first 30-40 days after the explosion and most fresh water would be frozen. '...the possibility of the extinction of Homo Sapiens cannot be excluded.' This effect is similar to what may have killed the dinosaurs."
You know you feel the pull of it already. How much of our alleged "fear" of nuclear war is longing -- lust for Nirvana, disguising itself as pious horror?
autism reincarnated
>>57658334
In Berkeley, avid hobbyists went around spraypainting the sidewalks in a circle a half-mile around the Campanile, showing the range of "total destruction" from a nuclear blast over the campus. I remember seeing one of them at work -- a skinny hippie who would've looked good in a pilgrim hat and black coat -- laboring over his stencil, biting his lip in what I then took for concentration but now seems more like...pleasure. He was having The Dream: that bomb-bay camera shot of a dull static city suddenly jolted by the first blast, a hemisphere of fire, a half-sun umbrella over downtown...then the upwash, the stalk which will flatten out in the upper air to form the toadstool cap...now cut to houses sucked inward to fuel the blast, no sooner vacuumed toward the epicenter than the full blast whipsaws them outwards, roofs and cars and windows blown out by the great breath...and then, the post-coital smoke: pillars of it, from the few ruins which have enough energy left to burn. A city of chimneys and rubble.
The Japanese, the only ones to have felt the breath of oblivion, are more honest than we in acknowledging its beauty. No Anime is complete without at least one annihilation of a city by atomic weapons or something similar. There is no pretense, in Akira, that this is a bad thing; it is magnificent, a consummation devoutly to be wished.
If any of what I am saying has truth, then one would expect the ruling committees to work for the destruction of all nuclear weapons, so that they can rule with the same security as the thousands of other cruel tribal elites, pre-1945. And in fact, that's what's happening now, focused on the neutralization of the nukes in the former USSR. Nuclear Winter will occur only if there is a major detonation -- a real, Cold-War style genocidal war. It cannot be accomplished by small-scale nuclear war: the erasure of a city here or there, a few missile bases melted, the boiling of a sea or two in order to cook a few enemy subs.
Hmmmm, I need to be enlightened, suggestions
save me
>>57658360
Now you see why so many artists who were in love with little wars feared that one so much. A small war is material for a million artists and writers and songsters. Take Vietnam: they can't shut up about it. It was the classic evil little war: a lot of killing in a fecund jungle, with no chance at all of ending the world. But none of the artists who loved little wars wanted to endorse The Big One; that was bad for business. That meant canceling the whole season. They sang, painted, wrote, and tap-danced down the streets against it. Or thought they were doing so; because their depictions of that sacred mushroom cloud were often beautiful in spite of the artist's conscious intention. The lust for Nirvana shone from them, unnoticed as the porn aspect of a nineteenth-century nude statue.
Now there's a push, a big one, encompassing all the bought artists, the spooks, the rich, the governments, to buy up and destroy the Russian nukes. It's not like they're against nukes; the West has no intention of giving them up. They like to play with them, like suburban dads who clean their guns on the weekend. But they don't want the world to end. So they will do anything to buy up the Russian nukes. All those movies in the past ten years about Russian nukes "falling into the wrong hands" were cover for the real process, which involved those nukes falling into the wrongest hands of all: the people who plan to DESTROY those nukes, people who like this world and want it to continue.
For the first time in history, we can vote against the incumbent.
For the first time in the history of organic life -- the first time in over three billion years of "birth and copulation and death" -- the pitiful animals crawling over the surface of the planet have the power to choose to exist or to cease to exist.
>>57658322
that gorilla looks gay like you lmaooooooooooooo
>>57658389
Imagine a prisoner condemned to be tortured to death, huddling in a cell waiting for the next call to the bloody floor where his teeth are extracted, one by one. One day someone slips a knife under the door of his cell. For the first time, he has the option of ending a life of pain. And, like a true slave, he throws the knife away in horror, hands it over to the guards so that he may continue to be dragged out and tortured at their pleasure.
We are not the only lives at stake. We have a duty to the dead-and to the unborn. Life reached its peak at the edge of the glaciers; when they receded, we, ugly tropical scavengers, killed all the great mammals who had walked the colder and grander world. They are waiting for us: the mammoths, the last Siberian Tiger and the Tasmanian Wolf -- and the Tasmanians, the Caribs, and the other billions of lives we can erase and avenge and join, with a single step, over the cliff, a few seconds of rushing air, and then Nirvana.
>>57658231
take a guess
>>57658368
>>57658436
It's either /his/ or /lit/, I prefer the latter, but they're still quite edgy
>>57658535
In what way
Lads what's going on here
>>57658818
Just discussing the inevitable cleansing of the world in nuclear fire.
wbu?
>>57658920
Looking through my old school photos and family , I seemed very happy back then , I even noticed I get sadder looking every year
>>57658973
Do you think it will get better?
Would it be possible for me to move to nz and operate sheep farm in the middle of nowhere alone for the rest of my life
my grandparents are from nz, would that help
>>57658339
this isn't /brit/
>>57659009
I'm hoping it does, and if it doesn't I don't really care desu, not much I can do
>>57659119
We have more dairy farms than sheep I think
Dairy is down the shitter now anyway
>>57659119
You can come, but only if you're white and only if you promise to vote for Winston.
>>57659132
that's why your life is shit
>>57659119
>NZ
>Jobs
>>57659176
Small part of it yes
>>57659119
Have you got millions of dollars to buy a sheep farm with?
Because no one in the sector is going to hire you since you're foreign scum
works boring as fuck
>>57659260
I thought you guys also loved foreign cum, especially Zhuonguo
>>57659518
They love to come here.
PM loves them coming here because mass migration is the only thing keeping house prices up that keep getting him elected.
Everyone else hates them. No one here hires foreigners if they can help it. Somewhat balanced by the fact that foreigners will only hire foreigners.
Thinking about installing MTA again, lads
>>57658231
He looks like one of the Colombian shooters if you replace the sword with a shot gun
>>57659582
Yeah thats sound, same situation in Sydney, Melbourne less so
>2of the wiggles get married
Haha gaybos
>>57659636
Get a load of these edge lords
Traps desu
>>57659963
L O N G B O Y S
Melbourne is a city of memepeople, its unbelieveable.
Last night I met:
> A jewish American
> A Blonde German girl who thinks everyone in Germany is racist
> A really dumb indian guy
> A really smart Asian guy
> a pair of brits who both were really vocal about 'muh queen' 'muh motherland' and shit
> an extremely effeminate group of swedes
> two loudmouth Spanish dudes taking a piss in an alleyway
Backpackers are great places, but my god
>>57660495
t. meme
>>57660495
We kinda get used to it man, it becomes normal to encounter that, just hop on the train for a bit and you'll notice the memes come alive
Is there an afterlife
>>57660641
No. Make the best of what you've got.
Hello, where are the memes?
>>57649584
I stopped trying a long time ago. I haven't even bothered approaching a woman in over two years.
>>57660688
Is there reincarnation then, maybe I can make the best of what I have in the next one
>>57660641
I kind of hope not
>>57660688
>Only got one chance to make the best of what you've got
>Fuck it up to a point of irreparability
>>57660818
If there is reincarnation, there's a 33% chance you'll be born in either China or India.
You best hope there isn't reincarnation.
>>57660848
Why? Viruses are a very resilient and effective lifeform.
My kinder surprise was made in Argentina
>>57660868
Viruses aren't considered a life form because all they can do is reproduce, they don't embody any other life processes such as excretion or nutrition.
>>57660897
be careful with it
>>57660909
There's probably some way to work in a designated shitting joke in there, but since I can't be bothered I'll just say fuck you for ruining everything.
>>57660641
YOU MEAN THERE MIGHT BE MORE
>>57660824
Why's that. Would you rather limbo
>>57660848
There's also a good chance you could be born as fish in the sea, seeing as there's billions of them
>>57652612
>https://telegram.me/joinchat/BwNO0Qczbt0Lp24_QWBxHg
>>57652668
>>57652669
>>57652788
https://livebunker.rocks/chat/int just come here instead you dont have to signup and shit
>>57660989
I'd rather just sleep forever, not conscious at all.
much more peacefull
>>57660937
No dude it's really interesting stuff.
>The origins of viruses in the evolutionary history of life are unclear: some may have evolved from plasmids—pieces of DNA that can move between cells—while others may have evolved from bacteria. In evolution, viruses are an important means of horizontal gene transfer, which increases genetic diversity. Viruses are considered by some to be a life form, because they carry genetic material, reproduce, and evolve through natural selection. However they lack key characteristics (such as cell structure) that are generally considered necessary to count as life. Because they possess some but not all such qualities, viruses have been described as "organisms at the edge of life".
Like, viruses may even be a pre-cellular pseudo-life form with ancient evolutionary roots. They could be the earliest forms of "life" to have existed.
>>57660989
>There's also a good chance you could be born as fish in the sea, seeing as there's billions of them
No you dumb shit Australian. The bible is very clear on this. Animals don't have souls, only humans have souls. Thus, if God created a system of reincarnation, human souls could only be reincarnated humans and animals would not be reincarnated at all.
God I fucking hate you and your stupidity. Kill yourself.
>>57661032
>Of course, my sire! I am INDEED of the Christian faith
>>57661053
>>57661065
>hell-bound heretics
If you deny Christ in front of your friends, He will deny you in front of His Father.
>>57661013
I've woken up for a brief moment during deep sleep, fuckin grim and dark
>>57661032
I'll skin you cunt
>>57660641
Depending on what it is, I hope so.
>>57661285
Uhm cloud kingdom with a big bearded guardian
>you will never be this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3-5e0OOLKQ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-AI2KAd15E
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fX6rII4HP6Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoTY_muIwqQ
>tfw this will be the last Australian thread for quite some time
>>57661463
STOP
You'll make the lithuanians kill themselves.
>>57661032
I was disputing anything, I was just saying you ruined my joke.
>massive lad points
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4Ezruu1oeQ
good lad
>>57661568
Your joke ruined itself in the first place by not being funny.
>>57661508
A L E A F
L
E
A
F
>>57661463
Goddamn why
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6AU2TaP4UGQ
>>>/tv/68065359
good thread i recommend it
>/balt/ separatists are all weebs
Hmm
>>57661463
What is it, I'm on phone so it's a task seeing each, is he a big guy
>>57661621
>>57661463
but i am him
t. that guy
>>57661649
comparatively
>>57661621
>/tv/
>>57661463
swole patrol
how2getMassifnHavGudTeef?
>>57661621
is taht moot?
>anon it's April, like what have you even done in all these months......
kad ir nākamais praids?
>>57661983
nm u?
>>57661983
same old
>>57661621
CHAAAAAAD
>anon, I cheated on you.. will you forgive me?
>>57662127
>>57662046
>>57662076
>pathetic
I'm eating salad, I'm not fat I just like the taste, guess where I'm from
>>57662418
Melbourne
I want to brush her teeth
>>57662418
Gisborne
>>57662462
Yes haha
>>57662501
Jizzbornians only eat one thing and that's each other
>>57662501
Gisborne New Zealand?
>>57662467
I brushed ya mums teeth
lol
>>57662467
I'm sucking dick, I'm not gay I just like the taste, guess where I'm from
>>57662576
>New Zealand
>Gisborne
You mean Turanga-nui-a-Kiwa?
>>57662693
>t. Melbourne
>>57662723
good meme
>>57662597
>>57662677
good lols
>>57650085
I support him you useless subhumans.
Gonna have some icecream,
,,with milo
Opinions?
Who's the gummy slut
>>57662822
>supporting weebs
>>57662799
>>57662822
numbers
>>57662837
ya mum haha
I mean the world to me
cb tire
I need to know balt are we top blokes?
I think you're top blokes
>>57662968
top blokes 2bh
BiNlkizs bUnkis binee? #
>>57662990
Let us be top blokes together
>>57662968
i top bloke ur mum
hey lads, anyone have any snowy plans this winter coming?
>>57662968
we're the toppest of the blokes
>>57663125
ur mum
>>57663125
No much rather just stay in the cold comfy town , but where are you off to. Sterling or Bulla,
>>57653225
Spanish. Very common language which means you will probably use it at some point. And its the easiest one to learn.
Yo soy aprender a hablo espanol ahora. Yo soy no bieno todavia.
>>57663165
It snows in my backyard pretty much every winter, but I'll probably be heading to Ben Lomond, should be fun.
>>57663183
>papua new guinea
>>>/int/slav
>>57663125
Already got 2 snow trips planned for july and august. Both planned for perisher.
>>57663214
sounds good!
>>57663125
how cold does it get in australia?
>>57663194
It snows in your backyard. My area gets below 0, but doesn't snow just ice and frozen lake. Where you from
Alright, what do I do lads, I'm trying to get weight off, it's pouring with rain, super windy and cold, but I need to go for my run still. Do I rug up? I don't want to skip days.
>>57663260
I live up a mountain, mid winter like -1 through to -3c during the day, colder over night.
>>57662830
top quality, bitta milo, bitta ice magic, and WOLLAH, you got yaself a fuckin Gordon ramsey tier masterpiece, fuckin getta bitta that into hells kitchen lad ha ha ha
>>57659260
No
But I have a very convincing kiwi accent
>wake up
>look around
>no filipina gf anywhere near me
>>57663293
you in tasmania? I'm up lachlan way, we generally get snow during mid winter, august time.
>>57663342
vocaroo it lad
>>57650100
>vacation in russia
>vacation
>russia
I love Aboriginal jokes desu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1_aAj2jMg1I
>>57663347
I've been talking with a cute korean girl for a while now, fucking hell she's kinky too.
