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It's called pop not soda edition
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>>57657014
Damn straight
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http://strawpoll.me/7331308

http://strawpoll.me/7331313
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>>57657014
its soda retard
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its soda, and only commies call it pop
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it's called soft drink not pop or soda
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>ill have a soda please
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pop
western PA masterrace
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pop sounds gay as fuck desu
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THANK THE LORD
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PURE QT'S
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>sodaweenies getting roasted
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Alright I refuse to post in this chicano thread

See you boys tomorrow
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hello m'lady I am interested in ordering 1 pop please
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>why yes, m'lady, i do call it anything but soda. by the way, how is your son doing?
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>>57657075
doesn't sound gay when I pop your mother's pussy over and over
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>>57657067
I WAS ABOUT TO SAY! Like what the fuck
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>>57657056
but all of the normal states call it pop and all of the liberal commie states call it soda
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>be midwesterner
>see soda pop in the dictionary
>decide to ignore the first half of the name, and use the second for its terminology
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Time for the REAL debate, /cum/.

You up for it?..........
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>>57657014
No, it's called gassed drink you pleb
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>>57657131
>normal states
you mean the flyover states
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>>57657139
Charmander
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>>57657146
I'm not going to close your joke
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>>57657139

Charmander was hard mode
Squirtle was for squirtle squad or the cool cannon turtle on the boxart
Bulbasaur was for fags who were too pussy to fight the first two gym like men
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literally need to find a rich cougar to support my shitty drunkenness
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>>57657139
Charmander m8
>>57657159
Don't be a salty cunt
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I have anger issues that only alcohol seem to solve

but I don't drink anymore because my father died of cirrhosis and I don't want to fall into the same trap.

How do I get over my random spouts of rage?
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>>57657139
fire
burn everything
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>americans will NEVER enjoy the feeling of eating a Coffee Crisp
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>>57657139
squirtle
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>>57657186
then would pikachu edition be the dark souls of pokemon?
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>>57657110
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
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>>57657139
https://youtu.be/sEiGgaHiDJw

me in the yellow, /cum/ in the green
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>>57657199
just accept your fate lad
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>>57657139
Pikachu
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>>57657159
no, i mean the normal states. the states in which white americans live, the states that aren't afraid to be patriotic, the states that preserve the american identity.

here is the average soda state

try not to vomit

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gj1gbKW_Wgk&index=12&
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>>57657139
if you tryhard you picked bulbasaur due to the lack of good grass types
if you wanted the coolest one you picked squirtle
if you had both shit taste and awful deductive reasoning you picked charmander
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>>57657213
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>>57657014
Its called a coke you faggits
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>>57657219
http://vocaroo.com/i/s00UHy3iymft
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>>57657139
What game is that?

>>57657185
Like you could if you tried
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>>57657217

yellow version you literally cant fight brock without getting a secondary pokemon
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>>57657236
>the states in which white americans live
New England?

We say soda here though
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>>57657014
its called a coke you fucking retards
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>eastcoasters call donut holes "munchkins"
>Canadians call donut holes "timbits"
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>>57657139
Bulbasuar.

Named my first fish ever after him.

RIP in piece my water nigga.
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>>57657237

>bulbasaur
>tryhard

literally easy mode-the pokemon
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>>57657221
>almost 2 years old

the years are going by, /cum/
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>>57657269
had a giggle at wild negro

thanks I genuinely needed that
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>>57657269

I have literally never heard anybody call that a sambo turner
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>>57657269
>wild negro
never heard of this, also redundant
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>>57657316

t. retard
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>>57657269
>wild negro
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>>57657305
You really think anyone calls it a "wind negro"? Its a joke.
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>>57657294
>"Yes we can" happened 10 years ago
>people who are going to vote in this election were 8 years old at the time

I lost my reaction image folder but just imagine a picture of somebody who is sad, depressed and just fed up with life in general
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>>57657316
t. cletus
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>He calls Kraft Dinner """"mac n cheese""""
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>>57657316
retard
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have literally seen none of the newer pokemons after the original series

anything after 151 is noncanonical
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>>57657267
>this coming from a fucking swede
>>57657284
if you were looking purely from a performance perspective it was the best choice. there were plenty of good water and fire types but awful grass choices and a good grass type from level 1 made the first 2 gyms easy mode
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>>57657014
It's actually called fizzy ok.
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>not calling it a soft drink
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>>57657355

>skipping gen 2

full retard, fampai
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>>57657350
>>57657346
>>57657333
(you)

its literally a can of coke
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>>57657348
> he calls McDonald's """""McDick's"""""
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>>57657373
p sure you're too young to be conversing with me
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>>57657372
I want your big aussie cock in my tiny, pink boipuss
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>>57657365

>good grasstype

the only good moves he knew were vinewhip and sleep powder. He doesnt learn Solarbeam until the E4
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>>57657385
HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT REEEEE THOUGHT THAT WAS A REGIONAL/LOCAL THING
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>>57657372
ur soft m8
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>>57657385
>he doesn't call """""""mcdonalds""""""" maccas
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>>57657378

what do you call a pepsi, idiot
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>>57657398
you forgot razorleaf and megadrain, literally some of the best skills in the game
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>>57657420
No.. we call it McDiabetus
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Let's call it a sokeop
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>>57657385
I do

Are you from the West Coast? Is that a West Coast thing?
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>>57657355
I'm playing pokemon Y right now and honestly I see some of the new ones and it's hard for me not to consider them jokes.

A key chain pokemon is one of the strongest meta pokemon in the game for instance.

pic related it's a keychain fairy type pokemon
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>>57657385
>that one uncle that calls it "Micky Dee's"
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>>57657450
klefki is based
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>>57657429
A disgusting excuse for a coke
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>>57657439

he doesnt have megadrain in gen 1

but yah, I forgot razer leaf
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>>57657429
>drinking pepsi
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>>57657406
>zed
>timbits
>McDick's
>tuque
>runners
>ABM
>garburator
>fire hall
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>>57657385
i think we called it mcDicks or mickey Ds
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>>57657484
Fire hall

>*googles*

CANADA

WHAT

THE

FUCK
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>>57657472

>we've got a bunch of cokes here, coke, pepsi, and sprite
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WHAT THE FUCK AMERIBURGERS, ROCKETS AND SMARTIES ARE 2 DIFFERENT CANDIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ROCKETS ARE THOSE TART CANDIES NOT FUCKING SMARTIES THEY'RE CHOCOLATE LIKE M&M'S
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>>57657385
my grandmother calls is MacDonalds for some reason
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>>57657462
>that one uncle that calls it "Maca Daca's"
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>>57657448
Maritimer here, we call it McDick's as well
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>I've had a 3DS for years
>just not discovered how to access the Miiverse because I wanted to post a screen shot of my current team for /cum/ to not care about

Am I a stupid?
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>>57657508
PIC RELATED
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>>57657507
Sprite is a good coke. Coke is a good coke. Pepsi is garbage
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>>57657484
Never heard runners or fire hall
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>>57657526
Croikey that's odd.
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>>57657014
>>57657054
you're both wrong, it's called a fizzy drink you North American chucklefucks
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>>57657538

>sprite is a good coke
>a good coke

DO YOU EVEN HEAR YOURSELF?
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>>57657448
Michigan. I heard it on a hockey forum. My boss is Canadian and was coming back from lunch with a McDonald's cup in his hand. I said "oh you went to McDicks"? He didn't say anything but his face said "dammit, they found out"
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>>57657526
>>57657540
I'm from GTA and call it the same thing.
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>>57657542
TWO NUKES WASN'T ENOUGH
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>>57657540
Tbch I thought it was more an East Coast thing, I guess it's all over
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>>57657542
*takes out knife*

Listen, kid. Fuck off back to /a/ or wherever you chinks conjugate. We don't want you here.
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>>57657484
FUCK OFF


but whats a abm
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Think I just came to the realization that I want a gf who will dominate me and insult me all the time.

Too bad I don't think I've ever met a dominant girl near my age in my life. Let alone one who would do what I listed and not be into cucking
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>>57657595
me and you both, lad
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>>57657578
your version of an ATM
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nevermind lads i found the melatonin, took 30mg of it, i can already feel the tiredness

could doze off at the computer
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>gay weebs
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>>57657595
>I want a gf who will dominate me and insult me all the time.

You don't want a girlfriend, you want a wife
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>>57657595
i feel exactly this way
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>>57657610
oh right

people here just call them ATMs though some are labeled as ABMs
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>>57657610
Never heard ABM but it makes enough sense I guess.

Automated Banking Machine
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>>57657616
Here's a (you) my friend I know you're like me and will wait for some before you go to sleep.

No go to sleep bud, you deserve it
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>>57657014
Its fucking Soda you commie piece of shit. I swear to god we need to build a northern wall to keep your retard out.
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>>57657508
Your mislabeled, misleading Canadian candy pisses me off. We had some at work one time.
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>>57657610
>your version of an ATM
never heard of an ABM before
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>>57657616
>nevermind lads i found the melatonin, took 30mg of it,
wait, but won't that turn you into a nigger?
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>>57657616
your body naturally secretes it into your bloodstream and then purges it once it hits a certain level. or something like that.
so the second you feel it kicking in, go to bed or you might miss your window.
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>>57657651
because it's canadian
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>>57657558
Sprites are actually my favorite coke.
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>>57657595
No-no you don't. That is a horrible idea you useless fuck.

>>57657616
You shouldn't take more than 10 mg, it will rekt your liver fampai.
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>>57657664

KYS, my man
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>>57657664
kys
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>>57657654
anon....
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someone post some cute anime images, i need more for my folder
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I say coke
Because what I want is a fucking coke, not sprite, not pepsi, a fucking coke
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>>57657664
Put a gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
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>>57657722
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>>57657674
>>57657702
>>57657727

>being this mad over coke
Guys, i think you need a sprite or something
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>>57657722
cute?
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>>57657721
what?
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>>57657722
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>>57657722
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does anybody here toke?
it seems like /int/ prefers alcohol a lot more.
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>>57657722
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cute
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>tfw your fursuit doesn't fit you anymore
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>you will never be an Amerifat
>you will never be a Canuck
>you will never be a beaner
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Do any of you Ameribros use these terms in this context? apparently this is Canadian slang. very familiar and say things like this all the time tbqh.

Hydro- A reference to electricity, not water. Synonymous with electrical service in provinces where most of the power is supplied through hydroelectricity. "The hydro is out," means there's no power, not that there's no water. This phrase extends to things like 'hydro poles,' 'hydro wires,' and having a 'hydro bill.'

Rattled - When someone is embarrassed or angry. A term hardly unique to Canada.

Snake - Someone who is unkind or does something in the interest of themselves. Portraying snake like qualities.

Pencil Crayon - a coloured pencil

Mickey - A flask-sized bottle of hard liquor.

Washroom - Refers to a place where one would find the toilet, sink, and bathtub.
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>>57657789
NO DRUGS
NO ALCOHOL
NO CIGARETTES


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VskculJbx0 [Embed]
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>>57657722
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>>57657722
I got you
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>>57657811
>you will always be ivan
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>>57657811
literally any country could do this EXCEPT russia
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anime break
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>>57657722
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>>57657811
>you will always be a russian subhuman
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>>57657821

I want to beat up that nepnep
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drinking a pop lads
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cum lol
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>>57657815
Washroom, yes
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>>57657811
nice bait
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>>57657855

There he is. There he goes again. Look, everyone! He posted it once again! Isn't he just the funniest guy around?! Oh my God.


I can almost see your pathetic overweight frame glowing in the dark, lit by your computer screen which is the only source of light in your room, giggling like a like girl as you once again type your little comment p and fill in the captcha. Or maybe you don't even fill in the captcha. Maybe you're such a disgusting NEET that you actually paid for a 4chan pass, so you just choose the picture. Oh, and we all know the comment. The "epic" "lol, cum", isn't it? I imagine you little shit laughing so hard as you click it that you drop your Doritos on the floor, but it's ok, your mother will clean it up in the morning. Oh, that's right. Did I fail to mention? You live with your mother. You are a fat fucking fuckup, she's probably so sick of you already. So sick of having to do everything for you all goddamn day, every day, for a grown man who spends all his time on 4chan posting about a north american general. Just imagine this. She had you, and then she thought you were gonna be a scientist or an astronaut or something grand, and then you became a NEET. A pathetic australian NEET. She probably cries herself to sleep everyday thinking about how bad it is and how she wishes she could just disappear. She can't even try to talk with you because all you say is "LOL, CUM." You've become a parody of your own self. And that's all you are. A sad little man laughing in the dark by himself as he prepares to indulge in the same old dance that he's done a million times now. And that's all you'll ever be.


Forever...
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>>57657014
it's called refri, senpai
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>>57657855
ABSOLUTE MADMAN

EVERYONE LOOK AT HIM AHAH
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>>57657815
>Pencil Crayon - a coloured pencil

This one bugs me. Who the fuck doesn't call them pencil crayons?
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>tfw you pop open a new can of soda
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>>57657840
Ehh...
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I'm a tits guy
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>>57657815
>pencil crayon

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
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>>57657878
that shit looks good. Is it like cream soda?
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>australian and russian subhumans entering the thread
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>>57657899
>Ehh...
what do you mean by this?
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>therapist broke their arm
>canceled my appointment with them until an undetermined amount of time
>right as I'm beginning to have my first spout of mental issues in years

Sometimes I honestly believe fate speaks to me, and I think this is a test of my mental endurance. Wish me luck friends
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Pop sounds like something a 12 year old kid would say
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>>57657722
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>>57657969
This
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>>57657912
No. It's tutti frutti pretty much.

I think I had what you're thinking of, though. I didnt like it very much tho
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>>57657908
im a feet guy
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>>57657916
>impyling Russians don't instantly improve any thread they enter
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>>57658002

>this is considered attractive to some people
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>>57657987
lewd.....
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>>57658002
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>>57657999
I don't know what tutti fruti is
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only lewd anime show I've ever watched was Rosario plus Vampire

rec another lewd anime I would like
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>>57658075

Bible black
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>>57658043
Megumin is not lewd, everything she does is pure and innocent
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>>57658067
Pretty much what every pink bubblegum tastes like.
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>that feel when she initiates conversation with you
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>>57658091
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>>57658002
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>>57658075
bokuck no chico
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>>57658092
Oh I love that shit
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>>57658096
If she brings up sex first, you have on the hook.
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>>57658086
>Bible black
downloading now

If it doesn't make me cum, you're gonna have to make me, yourself
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I miss chubbys lads
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>>57658118
I'm pretty sure you can find Guarana Jesus on ebay. You should get some just to try it.

I love trying foreign sodas. Mountain Dew was surprisingly good, as was Dr Pepper.
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>>57658144

Ive got a chubby for you, m8
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>>57658144
I remember I was the only kid that never got those
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>>57658166
>>57658144
I was that kid, I never got one
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>>57658144
I share your pain

>tfw no more pitchulinhas
>no more caçulinhas with pokemon in them
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what would happen if we outlawed artificial flavours/sweeteners in our food and drinks?
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went outside once

here's a picture of the experience
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>>57658166
>>57658174
They were fuckin great
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who /benzo/ here
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>>57658192
It would turn into glorified carbonated organic juices
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>>57658192
Massive weight loss
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>>57658235
same
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>>57658235
here. I have anxiety and get tense in social situations so i take them before anything that will stress me out

VERY small dose though (0.25mg) usually take 2 though (clonazepam)
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>>57658192
something similar to the trans fat episode of american dad
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>>57658192
Nothing? I mean does having organic flavour really mean all that much? Its like the GMO debate
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about to get my 7000th upvote on reddit lads
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>>57658193
At least you didnt find graves like I did
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lads......

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEV3PWNMjLA
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>>57658323
lmao what
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>>57658323
whos the slut
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>>57658323
Who is she
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>>57658384
>>57658399
iunno
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>>57658323
who is he, id like to go balls deep in that boipoochy
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>>57658399
>she
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/cute/

also time for shower and bed, night fwends
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>>57658428
/cute club/
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>>57658428
sleep tight
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>>57658422
That's a dude? Does that make me gay now?
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>>57658428
Goodnight anon
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>>57658455
not gay as long as you don't touch balls, lad
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>trying to be a coach in madden 16
>making my own playbook
>none of the I-formations have read option plays
>none of the pistol formations have FB runs

Being a fan of sports games is suffering, they own the rights so they are the only ones allowed to make them and they just make horrible games every fucking year.
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>>57657014
>pop
wtf are you from the 80s or something lmao
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This is probably gonna turn out sideways
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>>57658075
To love-ru
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>>57658489
take another damn picture like this
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>>57658506
but we have that one, and my room is shit for both lighting and flag-hanging so that's why they look shitty
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XjM3xPe7PsY
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>>57658489
the US flag better be visibly higher than the rest
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lads should I date a mormon
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>>57658575
No, but it's in front of the other two
But that's just cause it's in the middle t bh
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>>57658277

Yeah pretty much the same boat here but I try to take very little on a regular basis and then a lot when I want to get fucked up haha very addictive though
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>>57658609
So Mexico is north and Canada is south?
FIX THIS!!!!!!!!
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>>57658526
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>>57658651
Actually the Mexican flag is to the west and the Canadian flag is to the East
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>>57658609
>its visible lower
>>57658668
go away
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>>57658609
The leaf should be the one in the middle, with it's American and mexican side kicks
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>>57658668
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>>57658668
smug
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>>57658668

dont you dare
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>>57658583
yes you should, she'll be your slave and she might be pure
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>gonna buy some Benadryl tomorrow
>won't we able to take some tomorrow night because I have an appointment at the mechanic monday at 11am
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>>57658668
I kinda feel bad for you ybh.
Whatever happened to the Argie?
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>>57658714

Are you that Quebecois dude that takes Benadryl to get high all the time? Buy some real drugs for fucks sake.
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>>57658668
Why do you have so many replies?
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>that first hit of a cigar while buzzed
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>>57658690
>>57658703
>>57658725
What is he doing?
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>>57658740
Yeah it's me.
>some real drugs

I live in a shithole where no one sells drugs mate. The Hells Angels had the monopoly plus they are sellers but now they're all in jail. Plus I don't want to do shits like speed and ecstasy anymore since people have been literally dying from bad batches of drugs in my area during the past few months. Fuck it.
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>>57658682
whatttt
>>57658685
Well actually they are on the same tacs, but it was hard to put up
When I move out it will be fixed, and I will post it fixed
>>57658687
It's cum not ucm or mcu lad
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I had way too much to drink tonight and I have to work somewhere at 8 AM tomorrow
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>>57658785
A little while back he would show up and post an anime picture. With him was always and Argie who would reply to him with another anime picture, and then he would reply back, and so on. Never actually saying any words they would do this for entire /cum/ threads. I thought it was cute, now it makes me feel sad to see him.
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>>57657014
>It's called pop not soda

This is how war occurs.
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who /maga/ here
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>>57658789

Fair enough, I guess. I think Bendaryl can have some long term ill-effects though, I've heard people can go permanently crazy from dissociatives.
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>>57658864
I'm just going to move to eastern europe and be with my fellow whites
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>>57658887
>slavs
>white

just move to a white state you pusspuss
>>
make Canada great again
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>>57657139
Give me the dragon that's not a dragon.
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>>57658946
i like his watch

already has my support, don't even know his name
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>>57658885
Yeah well I only take it like once or twice a week and I never take more than 125mg.
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>>57658971

>electing people into office because of shiny objects

wew lad
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>>57658979
i was obviously joking my burger friend
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>>57658979

>no fun allowed
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>/cum/ slowing down this early
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>>57659048

its been happening all week

damn normies
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Why was I born in the wrong generation lads? What a time to have been a white alpha male.
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>>57659065
>the "good ol days" meme
Times are infinitely better now, think of all the things you have and can do
>>
First thing that happens to americans after being born is getting cucked
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If it was your own decision to get circumcised it would be fine but you didnt even get to make that decision

You got cucked on your first day
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Can you just fuck off
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>>57658978
Also, forgot to add. I take breaks of one to two months too. I'm not completely hooked on DPH. Worry not.
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>>57657014
>not fizzy
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>>57659128
My life was derailed by coming to 4chan and spamming memes for 10 years of my life. I'm 26 now, and nothing has changed in 10 years except I have a shit job now and I moved out. I can't leave this place. I would have been so much better off without it.
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>>57659236
Circumcision is disgusting
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>>57659194
>>57659236
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
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>>57659236
foreskins are nasty man.
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>>57659278
>>57659305
let's not do this
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whatcha listening to, /cum/?
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>>57659305
They're god tier

pic related, my penis
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>Wanna post something clever, funny or depressing

>There's already a Swede in here shitposting so you'll just confuse me with him
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>>57659194
Wrong.
They get shot.
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>>57657314
It says WIND NEGRO YOU FUCK


Also texas, vote for soda
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>>57659349
S'all good. Where you from, Sven?
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Tell me about your /int/ gfs.

How are they?
>>
>>57659325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5F3wHdDu1bw
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>>57659414
you okay lad?
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>>57659414
dating a cute canadian ;)
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>>57659305
You're literally an incomplete """"""man""""""". Defending the jews taking away a piece of your manhood.
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>>57659325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaNOqkDVxF8
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>>57659433
>>>57659414 (You)
>you okay lad?

You can say that, anon.

>>57659439
That's good. Did you two meetup yet?
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>>57659475

just fucking kill yourself
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>>57659475
we shared a plate of poutine.. tasted weird... :/
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>>57659490
>just fucking kill yourself

Don't mind if I do.
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>>57659495
Is she Quebécois?
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>>57659509

do it already and stop posting you dumb faggot
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>>57659523
torontocois
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Is 1 gf so difficult to find
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>>57659440
>Incomplete
It just some skin
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>>57659541
No lmao. Fuckin loser
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>>57659538
>>>57659509 (You)
>do it already and stop posting you dumb faggot

Ok bye anon
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>>57659541
go for an ugly girl
but you dont want that right
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>>57659576
t. Abdul ibn mohammad
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>>57659586
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>>57659578
I hae so much love in me man, whats the point if I don't share it with someone. I even got a nice big empty house just begging for more people.
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>>57659586

ok bye
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>>57659586
Did he die?
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>>57657014
COLA!
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im going 2 bed

i promised my parents i'd go to breakfast and mass with them in the morning
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>>57659616
LITERALLY ask a girl out. why are you on here? This won't help. Try tinder it's helpful
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>>57659650

Die, hammers
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>>57659650
please stay
>>
NEUE FADEN
>>57659670
>>57659670
>>57659670
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>>57659652
>try tinder
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>>57659651
>mass with them
???
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>>57659596
I want sum1 who I can be with forever
>>57659652
because I'm drunk and having feelings. I don't like the idea of tinder and I only see unsuccessful stories
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>>57659616

Get a dog instead. It won't nag that you should dress differently, you don't have to tread it like a princess, it won't expect expensive presents on christmas and it's birthday. Dogs are probably more loyal than women too.
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>>57659666
Alas I have to work
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>>57659708
But I want to spoil someone and be nagged by someone. I'm so lonely. your'e probably right about the loyalty thing which is very sad in my opinion.
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thinking about watching jojo, do i need to watch the previous seasons to get the current one?
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>>57659681
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