/cum/ el chilANO edition
>>57653541
lol cum
The end is inevitable
Watching old Game Grumps with Jon & Arin
>tfw there will never be a better bromance
I like bagels
West Boro Baptist Churcfu
>>57653633
sesame bagels with cream cheese a best
>>57653633
I like Bagel Bites.
>>57653648
I hope she is doing okay now that she left the church desu
>>57653626
>sonic 06
>never ever
>>57653728
man you're worse than me drunk
I hope you're not sober
>stomach hurts
>still want to eat more
living is a chore
>>57653739
On episode 4 right now of Sonic 06
Watched this entire series at least 4 times.
Top comfy.
Reminder
>>57653772
there is literally nothing wrong with being jewish
>>57653762
stop eating greasy/bad-for-you food
>>57653711
did she really?
I know some of the grandchildren left but couldn't find if she was one of them. Her doubts were p palpable in the doc, though.
>tfw I will never be the one to rescue her
>>57653794
who is this /int/ gf of yours?
Post waifus
Minnesota
>>57653807
Where's the fun in that?
>>57653762
>cute
thats not cute anon
I'll be your intgf if you decide to buy things from my amazon wish list
I'm worth it ;)
>>57653812
Maybe I'm getter confused with another one
I know at least two of the westboro qts left though
>>57653610
Butifel, simply, butifel
>>57653855
I think he's quite cute desu
>>57653847
Where is the fun in a sore stomach?
To be fair, the past few diets my diet has consisted of ramen & beer and my stomach has felt like death.
>>57653865
>"""""vacation"""""
>>57653834
what's a wiafu?
sorry I'm new to the internet
>>57653798
Gets me every time
Is it difficult to find a white christian virgin woman (that doesn't look like shit) in USA?
All "Christians" here are insanely promiscuous.
>>57653886
>>57653855
>>57653847
>>57653834
>>57653762
>>57653621
>anime
>>57653875
The one who was attending university and the youngish blonde one left
hope they've abandoned the insanity but kept the pureness instilled within them
>>57653890
stop that
>>57653890
touche
>Work at grocery store as replenishment clerk
>19 years old
>A lot of the cashiers are cute af (18-20 yrs old)
>too scared to talk to any of them
>always try to avoid eye contact with them
>literally too big of a pussy to talk to them
i fucking hate my life and my social skills
>>57653920
>talk to a boy
>he stutters and blushes
y r bois so qt?
>>57653900
Wow Am I Fucking Useless
>>57653890
my past few diets have consisted of small portions of skinless grilled chicken, tuna salad, fruit and low cal tostadas
Also i have never liked drinking anything but plain water in my entire life to be honest family
>>57653931
Only here for another few days, so once I get back home my diet will return to normal.
Been kindof a pain since all I have to cook food is a microwave and kettle.
>>57653977
faggot
>>57653919
>a white christian virgin woman
>>57653963
Right here
>haven't had a drink in 3 days
p bored desu
>>57654039
is that how boring Hawaii is?
this /int/gf guy really needs to cool it. It's not funny, alright, your meme isn't clicking. give it up.
>>57654074
any place is boring if you've been there long enough
>>57654068
me on the right
>>57654118
fair enough
>>57654074
Hawaii looks comfy, i always go to places like pic related on summer vacation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6o_2TeVk1tc
>>57653741
You sure? That's pretty hard to beat
>>57653865
This makes no sense, how can a Neet go on vacation? Their whole life is a vacation and it's implied they cant afford money to travel.
Oh shit
spent entire day doing hardly anything except clean room and make myself want to re-watch rahxephon ;_;
https://youtu.be/7kREU_bHn78
>>57654175
Went there for a vacation with my family for a week, and it is an absolutely beautiful place, but it seems like it would get tiring to live there.
But that is just my limited experience with it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JMcNzjzw63I
>>57654180
Jesus fuck I wassn't prepared for this
>>57654220
Raxephon has been on my backlog for a while, I have it downloaded at home but still haven't watched it.
Is it worth starting?
>>57654180
Have you seen that japanese "time goes by" commercial short? i cant remember the name, it is the saddest couple ad i have seen so far
>>57654216
>>57654175
went to Mazatlan this past winter.
Was gorgeous. Did some drunk kayaking on a beach exactly like that.
>>57654268
no
looking for it rn, though
>>57654268
whats it like? ive seen a lot of sad advertisements desu
>>57654268
No, we're done with the sad commercials here for good
>>57654307
Dumb frog poster
>>57654345
>>57654372
Found it, be prepared
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpJkyuuD9Qg
I am now colonising this general.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NHb2_P1Xd7g
holy fucking kek
>>57654418
oh yeah that one. its even sadder with the music imo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXcV6dOMUZs
>>57654418
also listen to the death island music for better effect
>>57654422
*throws your tea into Boston Harbor*
*refuses to pay taxes*
*tars and feathers you*
>>57654422
how about you colonize deez nuts
What did he mean by this?
>>57654422
Not on my watch
>>57654429
That guy is based as fuck
>>57654418
>when they become younger at the ending
god damn
>>57654266
it's pretty comfy and has a great soundtrack
although I have a bit of nostalgia boner for it since my introduction to it was just my half-brother showing me parts of it which lead to my downfall as a human being
>>57654496
I don't get it.
Did the Somali dude forced him to suck his dick or did the faggot offered?
>>57654418
>>57654496
Why wouldn't he just bite the cock off? Why does he feel guilt
someone posted a video here way long ago. it was done in sketchbook form and had this dying (painter?) who found a stray cat took care of him, and sent him on a long journey to find his long lost love
does anyone know what I'm talking about?
What does /int/ think of Ray Sipe?
i think he is the incarnation of the Daedric Prince of Madness
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj0eG9aQZMg
>>57654180
why are asian school girls so mean. Last time i really cried was during the manning's 30 for 30 when peyton talked about why he thought his dad loved him so much was because dad's dad didnt
>>57654623
no, but i really want to see it, was it on a specific language?
>>57654496
Is this seriously what Europeans think of doing when faced with a guy threatening to kill them?
not
>I need to contact the police and lock myself in a room
>I need to put him down using his weakspots
>I need to fight him off, I won't die a pussy
but
>I should probably suck his dick and hope he's gay or something
post your desktop, /cum/
>>57654665
it was done in sketchbook for and had dialogue written in English
>>57654578
it always looked like a bretty gud mecha anime which i'm always down for
might watch it soon, maybe on my flight back
>>57654704
I was too lazy to edit the background to not be for mobile phones.
>>57654180
The dumb ungrateful bitch, she doesn't deserve a father as great as that theoretical man
>>57654704
>windows 10
>>57654784
>unironically having autism
nortacas
The apocalyptic future will bring about the destruction of our modern torment
We can't change this
Isn't it great?
I've come to the realization that I unironically hate 99% of the people on the internet.
You're all feminists or SJW or just plain fucking retarded and spew nothing but negativity constantly. And one thing that all of you have in common is you're afraid to admit when you're wrong, no matter how wrong you are you will never admit it, you're the lowest of the low.
>>57654879
:3 ya
>>57654871
sudaca
Runaway anon here
Hitting the road tomorrow morning to god knows where, gents.
>>57654860
>unironically being a pederast
>>57654784
>firefox
>hexchat
>photon
you are a living, breathing meme
>>57654915
mexicaca
>>57654900
I genuinely love it
Marina
master race reporting in
>>57654942
surprised no one has bitched about Gnome 3 lol.
>>57654962
I miss old okie desu
>>57654969
>what is a hyperbole
>>57655000
nice
>>57655000
Guys, can you be my friends? I barely ever posted in /cum/ before and I'm shy.
>>57655045
>maple nigger>>57655066
>>57655066
Depends, are you a rude coastie or a based midwesterner?
wish more mexicans and canadians posted in /cum/, lads
>>57655090
I-i was born by the Chesapeake but I live in California but brought up by Georgian parents. I promise I'll be kind!
>>57655066
i did not mean to link you in my previous post but go fuck yourself anyhow
>>57655116
same
>>57655117
You should have stopped with the Chesapeake
>>57655066
post a cute anime picture again and i'll be your friend
>>57655123
I'm sorry, Anon-sempai.
Bernie is gonna be the next president, isn't he?
>>57655117
then welcome to /cum/ bud
>>57654704
Recently had a problem with Windows 10 and had to go back, lost all my (useless) shit, but it's generally messier
>>57654784
Top lad
I'm glad you take your freedoms seriously
>>57655000
I want him back
>>57654704
there is so much about your desktop that bugs the hell out of me
>>57654784
There's a /cum/ irc channel?
i like this song for some reason
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=46Cfrl7hMoQ
alri
>>57655153
not a chance
>>57655203
im not a ricercuck, i just keep it clean and use a comfy wallpaper
>>57655045
An over exaggeration is the incorrect use of a word so yeah that's right you fucking retard.
>>57655219
yeah
>>57655219
ya.
on rizon ig.
join if you want.
it's not like an official thing.
>>57655219
Yeah, its a bit shit though
That said I still go in it daily
>>57655280
wheres ur trip m9
>>57655280
wow rude OHMSS
I thought you loved us
Why are nigs so confrontational about everything? Just about got in a fight at McDonald's because I had the gaul to say "excuse me" because a group of them were blocking the door. They then tightened up and blocked the door and asked me what my problem was and said I was "trippin"
Ended up literally having to shove one out of the way to walk out
Why?
Do you think Boomers know the general anger younger generations feel towards them? Do they think younger people don't know that the first things they did when graduating was cut educational funding for younger generations? Do they think we don't know that they have fucked us and our future over at every step of life and are still trying to do so today. Do they think we aren't paying attention to them trying to get rid of social security, so long as it still benefits them and only them when they decide to retire?
Do they not realize we are the people who will be taking care of them when they are too old to wipe their asses?
>>57655329
culture
>>57655308
He's a complete cuck
+b soon
>>57655300
Posting from my iPad like a good goyim tbH
>>57655308
Hi prussian
>>57655313
An exaggeration is false by definition
>>57655329
This didn't happen, you probably walked away.
>>57655349
no, boomers are not self aware of the world around them
>>57655329
should have shot them desu.
I would have
>exams
>>57655385
Happened
Should I just have went and sat back down until they left?
The US would literally be a utopia had we just shot all Vietnam War protesters
>>57655397
just relax lad :(
>>57655329
So glad we don't have dindus in my neck of the woods. Only blacks I ever met were super whitewashed suburban types that act normal, and there aren't enough of them for them to go full chimp mode. I'll take chinks and poo in loos over confrontational uppity coons ANY fucking day.
>>57655329
Because they're niggers
Duh
>>57655417
probably.
oh well.
can't we just shoot them now?
>>57655410
No you should've made a joke so they could see you were cool. That's how you talk to lowlifes, you were probably sheltered if you don't know this.
>Someone called a Minnesota Burger King and convinced employees there was a gas leak - and they needed to smash the windows to release the pressure.
>>57655446
soon
>>57655465
My school was pretty heavily nig
How I dealt with it is how you should deal with it and this has proven true for me many times
>>57655480
>Minnesotan education
>>57655226
bretty gadchy desu
IT AIN'T ME
IT AIN'T ME
>>57655480
heh
>>57655486
soon undercover cops will start assaulting people to cause more uproar and give them more hours?
pretty sure that already happens
>>57655465
>That's how you talk to lowlifes, you were probably sheltered if you don't know this.
not him, but that's dumb. i don't want to have to have an entire separate social standards to be used only when communicating with niggers. i'd rather the niggers just not exist, the country would be a lot better off.
>>57655497
I grew up in chicago, if you tested somebody like that there you would be fighting them
>>57655540
lowlifes doesn't mean niggers, it means stupid people who are usually low income. It applies to mexicans, white trash, basically anybody who doesn't seem to have a working inner monologue and is confrontational.
>>57655537
that wasn't a cop though
I can't FUCKING sleep lads and i have to wake up early
what the fuck do i do
i don't have shit like melatonin or any antihistamines
>>57655583
turn your fucking electronic devices off and go to bed you fucking retard
looking at a light source makes it near impossible for you to fall asleep in a reasonable amount of time
>>57655578
They were looking to make a bitch out of me and I didn't let them
What's wrong with that?
Please tell me what you would have done, oh wise one
>>57655606
This
>>57655583
When i take meds to sleep i oversleep, if i don't i can't sleep for another 2 hours
But please stop browing 4chan and attempt to sleep
>>57655606
I wasn't, I was lying in bed for almost 3 fucking hours. Just hopped on now to look for some solutions and shitpost for a bit since i cant sleep anyway
>>57655624
I already told you I would've popped a joke, but then again that might not have worked for you being a walking joke and all
>>57655642
>just hopped on now to look for some solutions and shitpost for a bit since i cant sleep anyway
Stupidest shit ever, you don't actually want to fall asleep you want to convince yourself that you can't sleep so you have an excuse tomorrow.
Go the fuck to bed
im bored
give me shit to fap to
>>57655642
You're better off laying down and juts dozing then. Don't mind fuck yourself out of it. You'll regret getting up to shitpost. Shut your shit off, go lay down and just relax. If you don't get a good sleep whatever, but it's better than staying up when you should be trying to sleep. Just chill. I know it can be uncomfortable, I struggled with hardcore insomnia for many years. You just gotta relax and roll with it.
>>57655719
>>57655671
Tell me what joke I could have used
>>57655719
hyper lactation
>I already told you I would've popped a joke, but then again that might not have worked for you being a walking joke and all
>>57655719
>>57651000
>>57655741
Do you not know how jokes work? You want me to come up with a joke for people I never saw or talked to in a situation I didn't experience?
You come off as an autist, you probably sounded like a shithead when you said excuse me and they genuinely thought you were trying to be an ass.
>>57655768
what is up with you man? Have you actually lost your shit or are you intentionally trying to go on a shitposting rampage with the intgf and loli shit?
>tfw no pooinloo gf
>>57655783
Nope I said "scuse me" very politely and then they bunched up. Then I tried nudging through and they chimped out
>>57655777
footfags are subhuman
>>57655810
iktf
>>57655810
Stop shitposting you absolute tard
I have a stick up my ass because I stepped in cat shit and I'm going to be rude to every single poster in this thread
You've been warned
how do people fap to anal?
>>57655810
>tfw no 4 foot tall, brown, goofy looking gf who smells like a deathly mixture of body odor, poop, and cigarettes and has an accent so hideous it sounds like she swallowed her tongue
>>57655865
it's a joke though, right?
Where is Buttcream?
I miss the guy so much
>>57655884
Dunno
That shit is pretty gross desu
>>57655841
t. leaf
>>57655841
ur mean, he asked a question
>>57655884
It's pretty big in europe since WW2
So I just finished K-On!
For a moment I almost got immersed in the whole "waah waah graduation so emotional" meme, but then I remembered my own graduation, and my high school experience, and how it was a cancerous shitty experience full of cancerous shitty kids who all thought they were adults. I can't believe how many people actually said shit like "high school is the best time of your life, you'll always remember those precious memories", and how it couldn't be further from the truth in my case (and for several other people as well, I'm sure).
WHERE THE FUCK IS THE VOLUME ICON
>>57655888
sounds cute
what are we drinking tonight?
>tfw want to start a good old fashion dubs thread but dont want to get banned by the reddit jannies
>>57655955
You should stop shitposting though, ok dude?
Video Games
>tfw Flat-footed
thanks for the shit genetics mom and dad
>>57655967
NO DRUGS
NO CIGARETTES
NO ALCOHOL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VskculJbx0
>>57655967
might drink some more ginger beer
>>57655989
>tfw nice feet and high arch
my own soles turn me on sometimes
>>57655989
>remember in class about human origins
>learning about how bipedal became the hype new thing
>arches important factor and people with flat feet will be plagued with bad knees, hips and backs
JUST
>plain water
>>57656043
>footfags
>plain water
>>57656062
>rudeposters who try to bully footlovers
>>57656094
>>57656057
*slow claps*
*steps out of the shadows*
Heh... not bad, kid. Not bad at all. Your meme, I mean. It's not bad. A good first attempt. It's plenty dank... I can tell it's got some thought behind it... lots of quotable material...
But memeing isn't all sunshine and rainbows, kid. You're skilled... that much I can tell. But do you have what it takes to be a Memester? To join those esteemed meme ranks? To call yourself a member of the Ruseman's Corps? Memeing takes talent, that much is true. But more than that it takes heart. The world-class Memesters - I mean the big guys, like Johnny Hammersticks and Billy Kuahana - they're out there day and night, burning the midnight meme-oil, working tirelessly to craft that next big meme.
And you know what, kid? 99 times out of a hundred, that new meme fails. Someone dismisses it as bait, or says it's "tryhard," or ignores it as they copy/paste the latest shitpost copypasta dreamt up by those sorry excuses for cut-rate memers over at reddit. The Meme Game is rough, kid, and I don't just mean the one you just lost :^). It's a rough business, and for every artisan meme you craft in your meme bakery, some cocksucker at 9gag has a picture of a duck or some shit that a million different Johnny No-Names will attach a milion different captions to. Chin up, kid. Don't get all mopey on me. You've got skill. You've got talent. You just need to show your drive.
See you on the boards...
>>57655943
I wish I was a qt japanese schoolgirl doinf cute Japanese schoolgirl things
how many of you are from other countries and just proxy in /cum/ so you don't stand out?
>28 bottles of shitty beer like Bud Light costs $46CAD ($36USD)
JUST FUCK MY ALCOHOL PRICES UP SENPAI HAHAHAHA
>>57656183
>syrup dollars
>alone on a saturday night
>I thought on an off chance a friend might text me but they didn't
>no booze
>no drugs
>>57656183
>just bought a 30 rack of miller high life for $18
damn, moosebro
I now have hope for an A in physics 2
>>57656269
wish I wasn't as autistic about my GPA during college
turns out it didn't even matter
i just took a hefty amount of oxycodone
good times ahead
>>57656310
the fuck is with this normie retarded ass shit
this isn't funny, interesting or relevant
neck yourself you loser
>>57656317
jelly as fuck 2bh
>>57656183
a 30 pack of pic related costs $12.99 before taxes at my beverage/general degeneracy shop. it tastes less than stellar but at less than 50 cents a can for 5.5% I can keep the bad feelings away and pay rent at the same time
I want to cry but I can't make tears come out and I don't even know why I'm sad. Maybe drinking will help. Hug me /cum/
>>57655501
Shut the fuck up, it was in the TC they're fucking idiots in suburbs.
>>57656296
pretty important when im trying to get into grad school
made eye contact for like 5 seconds with a really hot girl at 7/11
is she my gf now?
>>57656361
w-what happened?
>>57656361
>they're fucking idiots in suburbs
This is true
What happened?
Was there ever a time in human history where humans were such giant pussys about everything even words?
I want a punk rocker gf.
>>57656395
The majority of it
Lads it's taking me ages to find a DotA match and CSGO community deathmatch all have 0 people
what do u lads do when you don't play videogames
>>57656414
nice butte
>>57656394
>>57656384
I'm just being sad because I'm lonely. I feel even more lonely because I hung out with people last night for the first time in awhile on my own, like, doing, and now I'm sad because I miss being with people.
Also the people working at Burger King are also not going to be people holding MAs.
My eye sight is fucked the day after I get drunk for some reason
>>57656450
anime, read, exercise
>>57656450
go to class
sleep
shitpost
>>57656450
>what do u lads do when you don't play videogames
listen to music and shitpost on 4chan
btw i never play vidya
>>57656458
Cheer up, have a pop on me
;_;
>>57656450
play a different game
>me and canada
>>57656498
>Pop
>>57656513
a-are you minnesotan?
>>57656498
>pop
>>57656458
You seemed fine earlier ;_;
>>57656450
watch videogames
>>57655967
nothing
drinking is haram
>>57656498
>pop
fucking rustbelters
>>57656498
>pop
Good lad
CITIES ARE AN ABOMINATION
>>57656574
>>57656567
>>57656555
>>57656525
SHUT THE FUCK UP HE WAS MAKING A MINI SODA JOKE
>>57656525
>>57656555
>>57656567
it's pop you literal niggers
t. nebraska
>>57656607
>corn land thinks their opinion matters
>calling SODA by the second part of its name
>>57656601
Well it's actually called pop so he was correct
