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/cum/ /int/ gf edition
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the collapse of the USSR was a mistake....
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I really really fucking hate that image
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anime butts drive me nuts
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yuri
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>tHE GoLLapsE oF tHe UssR WAs a MiStAKe...
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>>57659691

yah, because we didnt carpet bomb Moscow immediately after
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you guys wanna start a band?, I can play piano or guitar
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>>57659734
I can play bass and do vocals
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>>57659734

only if its an avante garde ska band with a saxaphone
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County music fucking sucks now. It sound so corporate and fake.
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my wifes son just got back from school
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>>57659734
I'll be your manager desu.
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>>57659758
Stick to American folk.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=waXUxhDCg3U
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>>57659757
hi haitiANUS!!!!!!
nos post scat and dead people
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>>57659788
*now
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I can play guitar or just make random noises
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>>57659734
i can play the skinflute
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>>57659734
ill be a groupie that ever one can take turns banging
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>>57659734
I can finger tap.
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>>57659758
you're probably listening to country pop
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>>57659849
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>>57659849
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>>57659830
lewd
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>>57659849
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>>57659849
easy
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>>57659849
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>>57659848

modern shit sucks
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>>57659734
>tfw music degree
>"do what you love anonnnn xDD"
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Everyone who reads this has to post something
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>>57660010
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>>57660010
hello
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>>57659965
Should've taken a science you were interested in.

>tfw made a C in the class for said science I was interested in
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>>57659949
>tfw waiting for George Goss to release a new album
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>>57659734
Piano!
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didnt make enough pasta

fuck
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>>57660010
damn got me
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>>57659734
I can play jawharp and I can do vocals if it's a grindcore/powerviolence band.
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>>57660010
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>>57660010
Massachusetts, you better not bully again
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How bad is Detroit? I'm thinking of applying to a school there and i'm not sure it'll be worth it.
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>>57660083
Excuse me nerd? Did you just say something?
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>>57660010
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>>57660095
Much better than 10 years ago. Just stay away from the ghettos and you'll be fine. Downtown is great, you'll have a lot of fun.
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>>57660100
n-no...
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where's the moody jazz at?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWzJGRh_Tsw&nohtml5=False
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>>57660095
I'd assume like any other murican city, stay out of the hood and you're fine btu I''ve never been there
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>>57660117
North Dakota
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>>57660107

>you will never beat a furry within an inch of their life
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>>57660125
Not here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_LtS8onGBYw
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>>57660125

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3Lc7OgIngE&nohtml5=False

my nigga
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>>57660117
I like you 2bh, no bully for tonight
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>>57660135
Toronto!
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>>57660171
thank
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goodnight~
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>>57660227

gnight bud
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sluts are not allowed in /cum/
cease the posting of sluts immediately
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>>57660227
night slut
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>15 mg of melatonin
I wonder what the dream will be tonight buds. The previous night's was weird and surreal at the same time
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>tfw Vancouver is mostly Asian

I want out of this hell hole.
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>>57660242

one more for good measure
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>>57660169
noice

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F3W_alUuFkA

>>57660227
nightio amigo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mpgyTl8yqbw
>>57660227
sleep tight
>>57660242
>>57660242
whos a slut
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>>57660256
>living in big cities
>any country
>any year
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>>57660242


>>57660227
Sleep well
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I think I'm actually gonna go to sleep early today
I gotta go to work in 8 hours and 20 minutes, and with my alarm set to 7 I should get about 6.5 hours of sleep or so
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>>57660268

I almost picked up Sketches of spain at my local music store, but I think I ended up getting a Louie Armstrong album instead

Great stuff on it either way
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>>57660255
Does it give you weird dreams? A good friend of mine uses it but never mentioned that
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>>57660255
I was debating on taking one too tonight but since you posted about it I suppose I might as well join the party.
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>>57660267
>asuka
>slut
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>>57660319

did I stutter?
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>>57660317
cum.gif
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>>57660310
yeah it can intensify them, pretty strong side effect. Same goes for nightmares as well
>>57660312
good lad
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>>57660287
Is this, this years best meme?
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>>57660331
>list of people asuka has fucked
>

>list of people rei has fucked
>personal slut of gendo, god knows how many times

Need I say more?
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>>57660336
I will cum in your GiF you son of basterd bitch
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>>57660383
Did you have your reoccurring dream again?

>>57660409
They both fucked ur mum
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>>57660411
t. Pudoo
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Look at all those neurons senpaitachi. Isn't your brain neat
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All waifus are sluts.
Can you even guess how many people they're waifus to?
Not to mention all the doujinshi...
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>>57660409
>asuka
>rei

who cares, neither of them are best girl anyways
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>>57660432
no
it keeps doing stupid things
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>>57660409

>implying asuka wasnt craving for daddy gendo's attention by any means possible
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=42D6bUta1gs&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lao58-7Hg2U
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n8CzFVm1Yio&nohtml5=False
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyZPvJHcumI


Why is every Johnny Cash cover so much better than the original?
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>>57660432
Maybe I should switch to studying neuroscience, I could become the white Ben Carson
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>>57660432
no
I hate it
it won't make me happy
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>>57660267
brutal
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>>57660432
>brain is result of complex evolution and biology that even the world's top scientists can't understand

>i waste it on anime, alcohol, and porn
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>>57660432

I want to kill that specific part that keeps reminding me of horrible moments from highschool
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>>57660446
>being a hipster
>waifuing a lesbian
real poor form
>>57660450
she wanted attention from everybody, that was her character
still not a slut
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>>57660512

>being an attention whore (with great emphasis on the whore part) doesnt mean she was a slut

ok, m8
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thinking about watching jojo, do i need to watch the previous seasons to get the current one
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>>57660582

to know exactly one of the characters in it yes, but its not really important to the plot

S2 onward is bretty gud tho
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>>57660582
Just start from the start
That's why they call it the start
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>>57660547
>never fucked anyone
>never was sexual towards anyone but her crush
>meanwhile rei is a literal fucktoy and wants the dick from multiple people
s l u t
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real nigga hours
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>>57660600
i think half the fun of watching an anime is to shitpost on /a/ from week to week
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>>57660625

>literal fuck toy
>implying its her fault Gendo made a giant cloning tank of her
>implying she didnt slap shinji's shit in for trying to sneak a peek
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>>57660636
It's not even 4am honkey ass cracka
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>>57660010
N-no I don't!
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>>57660636
CLICC DAT MOFUCKIN (You) BUTTON KNICCA
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>>57660432
>everything controlling our body is just a bunch of calcium and sodium and potassium channels opening and closing resulting in firing rapid action potentials/electric signals either consciously or unconsciously
It's almost depressing
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>>57660676

RNH is midnite west coast time and 3 AM least coast time

its weird to start RNH when the sun is already coming up on one side of the country. Thats how we've been doing it for months now
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oMUpTRq8Zs
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>>57660717
The sun isn't coming up at 4am
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>>57660668
>implying she didn't like it
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>>57660741
Go away Mohamed
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Anime?
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>>57660780
How do your pronounce anime?

Ahn-eyem master race 2bh
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>>57660773

>implying asuka doesnt wish she was in Rei's place

>>57660780
anime
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>>57660705
this sums it all up well
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpBAmzQ_pUE
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>>57660799
so you admit she's the slut and not asuka?
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>>57660820

no, Im saying she wishes she was Gendo's fucktoy instead

Rei's the "fucktoy" only because Gendo cna mass produce her
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>>57660780
anime
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SUPER IMPORTANT STRAW POLL

http://strawpoll.me/7332174

http://strawpoll.me/7332174

http://strawpoll.me/7332174

http://strawpoll.me/7332174
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>tfw nothing to live for
I just need a qt that loves me man.
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>>57660947
Just hold back the feels man
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>>57660947
I know your pain. I just don't think a girl could change this for me.
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>when unbearable stomach pain strikes at 3am as you're trying to sleep
Leaving the bed to take a shit was the right idea.
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>>57660999
Thats no good

>>57660996
You should be thinking what you can change for the girl
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>>57660958
you cant just skip straight to that level of lewd
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>>57660820

>Acyka
>not a slut
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>>57661020

Haven't found a girl worth changing so far. I thought I had, but it turned out I was wrong. At this point I just don't care for their attention anymore, besides that most women here are strange for various reasons that would make me sound like Elliot Rodger.
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>>57660958
a-anon
t-that's lewd!
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>>57661124
There is somewhat out there waiting especially for you, I'm sure
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>sleep suddenly hitting me like a freight train

need to somehow kick my roomie and his friend outta the room
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ded thred
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>>57659670
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>>57661020
>You should be thinking what you can change for the girl
That's shit advice. I've seen losers with girlfriends that make more income than them and are unemployed. The trick is to lower your standards and find someone who likes you for you. Give people a chance, you may like someone that you would have never expected to like. I regret many of the relationships I've turned down/or avoided for a number of stupid reasons.

If you need to better your self do it for your own happiness, not some girl you met. If you live a happy life some girl out there will see that and want to be a part of it as well.
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Kansas look like shithole, even Baltimore with a black people is better than it.
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well this thread went downhill quickly
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>>57661333

>If you need to better your self do it for your own happiness, not some girl you met.

This. Also the 100% best way to get laid
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>>57661381
rip
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>>57661375
COMFY
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do you guys like my new game
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>>57661381

The weebshits always crawl out of the cracks after most of /cum/ either goes out or goes to bed. They make it almost impossible to have a comfy goodnight thread.
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>>57661426
>tfw no comfy goodnight threaf
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BTFO
T
F
O

>>57661284
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>>57661426

they dont usually dump porn though
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srs question

do you guys have twitter accounts that you regularly post on? i'd be willing to follow
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>>57661543
Nope, dont have a twitter
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>>57661423
work on it, you can find the bigmoney source
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>>57661543
I'm not a normie desu senpai
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-MX0PXDWis
godbless
>>57661543
I had one but I deleted because I never got followers
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Sweden no
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rate muh OC
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pls respond
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>>57661638
hello pedojew
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>>57661638

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maLIXQLxvvA
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ʎɐpoʇ ɟlǝsʎɯ ʇɹnɥ i
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fuck, i didnt realize how much pay to win world of tanks is
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Ok the sirens of sleep call my name now
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good night cum
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>>57661712
you posted this in the last thread
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>>57661818
>sleeping during real nigga hours
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dead thread bump
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hangover as fuck

need a curry
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is /cum/ ded ?
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>>57662785
rip /cum/
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>>57659965
what do you do?
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>>57659965
performance or education?
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Just found out the Earth is flat

wow
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LMAO I just realized I haven't made a new friend in 6 years.
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pre-loaded Dark Souls 3 desu
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>>57667337
I'm waiting to play it pirated before I pay for it :^)
If it's good I will buy it ASAP.
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rip /cum/
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>>57660010

Ok but I just started browsing /int/ and don't know what cum means.. Besides the obvious.

Just for the grand records of history there's literally cum in my ass right now.
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lol cum
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>>57665438
do you have friends (old friends?)
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>>57661914
Who exactly is this guy?
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Cute teeth

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SCh0RN_UBNU
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>>57674040
A FOOKIN LEGEND
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good morning /cum/bois
do you have a big day planned?
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>>57675565
Nothing but homework and video games sadly.
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>>57675613
That can still be a fulfilling day anon. You'll feel better and more accomplished than if you just sit around in /cum/ all day, for example!
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morning my loves of my life

>>57675565
No. Gotta start packing but I don't wanna.
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>8 hour work shift ahead of me
Fuggggg :D
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>>57676988
oh no :( :( i'm praying for u
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>>57676043
I guess that's true desu
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>"Bloody hell mum," groaned Sharon quietly, "this thing goes deeper than any cock I've ever had."

>"You don't have to take it all!" giggled mum as she continued to caress her now opening up cunt, "but tell me when you're comfortable and I'll come and join you."

>Sharon spent a little while running the dildo in and out, obviously mentally and physically getting the feel of it, before she suddenly gave a small gasp and began to move it more quickly in and out, in and out. Her hips were thrusting; her tits wobbling; her face contorting -- and her spray began flying.

>"Oh fuck, fuck, shit, OoOoOoooo!" she wailed, "Oooooooh! Yeaaahhhhh! I'm coming mum!"

>"Not so loud, you'll wake Mikey" said mum, glancing my way.

>Needless to say I was wide awake and was taking in all the action but my sunglasses hid me and I remained 'asleep', or so they thought.

>"Fuck that, mum, so what if I do? Can't help having a good orgasm!" said Sharon as she slowly pulled most of her end of the dildo from her. She kept a few inches of it inside her and slowly pushed it in and out. Her eyes were sort of glazed....

>"Was that good," said mum, "can I join in now and see if I can make it even better?"

>"Come on then," said Sharon and mum climbed onto the lounger and knelt between Sharon's outstretched legs. And obviously all mum's earlier manipulations had paid off because her cunt must have by now been almost running with her juices. She took the far end of the dildo from Sharon's hand and bent it to line up with her hole then she lowered her hips and sort of wiggled her pelvis and, although my vision from my position was obstructed, it was obvious that mum was sinking the dildo deep inside herself.

>"Oooooh Sharon," breathed mum, "Haven't had that much cock in me since.....oh shhhh! Let me get used to it.... Scoot up the mattress Sharon, then I can get my legs over yours and I can lay back too."
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Have a pimple on the top of my finger lads
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>>57677677

>There was quite a bit of wriggling going on now as the ladies made themselves comfy and various grunts and groans were issuing forth from them as their movements pushed the ends of the dildo deep into their welcoming cunts.

>But finally they lay there on the lounger, united by a lengthy plastic cock -- Sharon and mum both flat on their backs with their legs intertwined and their two cunts perhaps a foot apart.....

>"Push it out Sharon, then when I feel it coming my way, I'll push it back!" suggested mum and once again groans were heard as their cunt muscles worked together. I was tempted to get up for a better look but I decided to remain incognito for now.

>"Works ok, but it would be better if we sat up, I think" said Sharon and both ladies lifter their top halves up. To do so they both needed each other to help so they linked hands and pulled together. Soon they were face to face.

>"I've never fucked a woman before," said mum as she grasped the connecting part of the dildo.

>"Nor have I, mum," said Sharon with a groan as mum pushed the dildo into her, "ooooh, that was nice! Do it again mum -- oh yeah -- and again!"

>Soon Sharon was coming to the boil as mum increased the activity and as she did so she grasped the dildo and started to thrust it inside her harder, then pulling it outwards quickly, before thrusting it back inside again.

>And naturally, her actions were now affecting mum -- the reciprocating actions were rousing both women.

>"Sharon, I thought I was fucking you?" said mum smiling and breathing heavily, "Now I think you're fucking me!"

>"Am I mum," said Sharon, panting, "I'm fucking myself too and I'll be coming soon -- its building up nicely."
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>>57677751
>whos fucking who
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>>57677751
>The ladies were quiet for a few moments -- I could see Sharon's arm working the instrument back and forward and then Sharon let go and leaned backwards, holding herself upright with her arms on the lounger behind her.

>"You take over, please mum, I'm so close.....I'm almost there. Oh god! Please fuck me mum, fuck me! Make me come! Make me cum over you!"

>Mum took over working the dildo faster and faster in and out, in and out. One of Sharon's hands had moved forward and was now working at her clit as her orgasm built and even from my vantage point I could see droplets of cum flying from Sharon's cunt.

>"Yeeeeaaahhh! I'm there! I'm there! I'm coming -- oh so hard -- I'm coming mum! Ooooohhh -- wow -- ooooohhh -- yesssss!" Sharon was incoherent as she came. Her whole body was shaking; her hips were jerking and then suddenly she collapsed back and lay flat on the lounger. Her body just twitched occasionally, although her chest rose and fell as she breathed deeply, making her oh so gorgeous tits rise and fall too. From my low point of view, they stood above her and towered above me -- the nearside nipple hard and erect; silhouetted against the sky and pointing to heaven. I so wanted to get up and suck it, but I knew they hadn't finished......

>They may not have finished but I was almost there!!!

>While watching their actions I could hardly remain still and for the past five minutes or so I'd been rubbing my erection between myself and the towel -- hardly the most gentle way to wank but effective nonetheless considering that I was suppose to be asleep. I was now feeling that just a little bit more and I'd be squirting my cum all up inside my shorts. The agony and the ecstasy of it!
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>>57677869
>Somehow I managed to hold the action but I was on a knife edge..... I just kept slowly moving my hips surreptitiously up and down -- just enough to avoid blowing off, but quite enough to keep my cock rock hard and ready because I wasn't quite sure what might come next. I wanted to be ready for anything!

>"What about me," said mum, interrupting my wanking thoughts, "I haven't come yet, come and help me."

>"In a mo," said Sharon, still panting somewhat, "that must have been the biggest orgasm I've ever had -- it flattened me! That was soooo good! Phew -- couldn't manage that again in a hurry!"

>"Wanna bet?" said mum, laughing, "Your turn to get me off and don't forget, whatever I get, you get! We're still connected, in case you'd forgotten!"

>Slowly Sharon eased herself upright again, still breathing heavily. She gripped the dildo.

>"How do you want it, mum -- fast or slow?"

>"As it comes," said mum, "I won't know until I get there!" She laughed.

>"Ok," said Sharon, "Here we go!"

>Her grip on the dildo tightened and she pushed it inside her mother's cunt until it would go no further. I could see mum wince with what must have been a nice kind of pain.

>I saw mum pull a face...."Ooooh wow, Sharon -- that must be way up inside me -- careful -- oh but I liked it. Pull it back and then give me some more" said mum as she started to pant.
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>>57677972

>Sharon began to move the rubberised creation back and forward -- I could see her arm moving slowly then quickly, then slowly then faster. The pair of them were starting to pant now. Mum was, as Sharon had been doing, supporting herself upright with one arm while the other hand's fingers were busy strumming her clit -- and soon Sharon joined in.

>A sudden dual "Oooooh!" erupted and I could see that they'd swapped and were now rubbing each other's clits.

>"Oh Sharon!"

>"Oh mum!"

>"Oh fuck -- you're making me come again!" cried Sharon, her upper body shaking and shivering, "I'm coming! I'm there again! Oh my god! Oh yeah -- oh yeah! Oh wow!"

>She was off in her own ecstatic throes as her second orgasm in ten minutes coursed through her.

>I too was almost where she was -- I was holding my orgasm right on the brink and now I was wondering what to do.....

>But now, mum was right behind Sharon -- mimicking her pleasures. I could see mum was working on her own clit -- or she was alternating between thrusting the dildo into herself and rubbing herself too -- whatever, it was working!

>"Woooow yeah! Oooooh my! -- Oh yessss! Oh blimey! Oh yes -- oh yes -- oh yesssss!" she was crying, all the time thrusting the dildo in and out -- intensifying not only her orgasm but that of her daughter too.

>The pair were thrashing and shaking about and crying out to each other, totally uncaring about me now. Erotic cries and groans were pouring out -- and as the girls both reached their crescendo, the heady, erotic, exotic fragrances of their overheated cunts wafted down to me. It was too much!
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>>57678088
>Springing to my feet, I stripped out of my shorts and stood over the girls -- my dripping erection above their point of union. I wanked hard and in seconds I was coming!

>I aimed my cock at them and was delighted to see that my aim was true -- my first jet of superheated spunk slashed into mum's gash right over the dildo and splashed up her abdomen. I quickly moved and repeated my actions on Sharon -- and this time the gout of hot white sperm dropped splat in place between her lips, where it spread out and oozed over the dildo and around her hole! The rest I didn't care about -- I just wanked it all out as hard and as fast as I could. Spunk was spraying everywhere as I turned my body and my penis to and fro.....

>The girls were initially hardly aware of my sudden presence and then their cries of surprise turned to gasps of excitement and pleasure as I sprayed them with my essence. Mum just collapsed backwards, rapidly rubbing my sperm around and also rubbing her clit, making her big orgasm either continue to rumble on and on -- or she was having umpteen little orgasms, one after another. Either way, she was out of it!

>Sharon, on the other hand made a quicker recovery. Sitting up, she reached out and grasped my still erect cock and pulled me towards her -- and then clamped her lips round my cock! She sucked hard in an effort to vacuum up any leftover spunk although I doubt that much was left.
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>>57678195
>Despite that, she was obviously enjoying having my cock in her mouth because she was now humming gently and quietly and taking me deeper into her mouth -- a sure sign that she was contented.

>And so she should be after all that fun!

>As Sharon continued to suck on my penis, mum was coming back to life but was now doing her best to disengage herself from the double-ended instrument that had brought them both so much pleasure.

>"No more!" she said, still panting, "No more, not for a bit anyway!"

>She scooted backwards down the lounger, allowing the dildo to fall from her abused hole and having done so, she moved back to the other lounger, where she crashed out.

>Sharon too, now her mum's presence was no longer attached to her also pulled the dildo from her hole and I was close enough to hear the slight sucking noise as she did so. It must have been a tight fit!

>Needless to say, I was enjoying Sharon's work on my cock but it was my turn to do the fucking now.

>"Lie down Sharon," I ordered, "let me fuck you! You've had all the fun so far and I need to come again. Please let me fuck you, sis."
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>>57677677
>>57677751
>>57677869
>>57677972
>>57678088
>>57678195
>>57678271
Autism
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>>57678852
Don't tell me you didn't enjoy it
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>>>/pol/70528604
Kek
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>>57678951
That poor kid
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>tfw you accidentally sucked a dick
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>>57679203
>accidentally
Story
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*boogies on down into the thread*
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I wish I knew how to draw desu
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no lo tiene ni obama
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>>57679890
so learn.

hobbies where you can visibly see progression are the best
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Lads, check out this massive zit on my leg. Should I pop it?
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Lads, I'm fwb with this fat girl who's really thirsty for my cock. We've fucked like 2 times, the last time was a couple of weeks ago. I was gonna cut it off but today I was about to jack off and then texted her instead. Now I'm gonna be going over there and probably gonna fuck her.

Is it shameful to fuck a girl you're not attracted to? She knows this is just sex and I'm not doing anything today. Pussy's pussy
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what are you going to do today?
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>tfw hungover
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good morning cum~
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>>57680698
good morning bud
>>57680515
start work in a few hours then going out drinking with friends
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>>57680698
Manitoba
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>>57680515
read about markov chains for a math project
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>>57680322
Yes
Post pics
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Easter?
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Ohio is cute
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>>57681002
>Canton
i love when normal english sounds like ghetto spanish
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this is the daughter of a gay couple: http://baddieaddie.tumblr.com/tagged/riley

what do you think about it?
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>gf is a massive overachiever and even though I'm doing everything right I feel like I'm not doing shit compared to her
has anyone felt this feel?
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4chan, is this you?

http://efukt.com/21367_Cuck_Has_Second_Thoughts.html
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>>57681394
>hey, I know what would be hilarious
>let me look up cuck vids, watch them and show them to other people
>that'll be a real laugh
>just wait until I find more
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VAPE NATION
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>tfw sandnigger with a dream to get US citizenship

>tfw all I ever wanted was to rent a Corvette and visit all 50 States on a roadtrip with some American bros

am I late to the party lads?
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>>57681531
so it was you!
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>>57681627
>a Corvette and visit all 50 States on a roadtrip
i don't even know if americans do that kind of stuff anymore.
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I just watched a documentary on the Hajj

Any westerners who willingly convert to Islam need to be executed. Particularly any while women with Irish ancestry who do
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>>57681627
At least you have good taste, Corvettes are based.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v0o8qi8Sy3k

>>57681711
There are some, video related although not a corvette
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWsakWm8eTo
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>>57681627
sounds fun tbf
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>>57681711
>mfw all I want to do is rent a car and traverse the southwest like Hunter S Thompson while doing every and any drug possible

I work in a detox and honestly I feel a slight bit of envy on how some people just don't give a shit about anything.
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>>57682043
>I work in a detox
what do you do there?

seems like an interesting workplace
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wait why is everyone nice here?? are you just a 3 people echo chamber replying to each other?
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>>57682204
I just work as a mediator to make sure people aren't getting into trouble.

It's alright honestly. You do meet some good people and real shitheats.
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>>57682277
Because I'm super hungover and don't give enough of a shit to get angry. Plus it's too early for me to start hating all Europeans like usual.
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hi
>>57682277
no there's many of us
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http://vocaroo.com/i/s1l0IpiuZsjy
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>>57682277
New world mentality.

Nice dubs.
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>>57682404
>>57682335
>>57682333

aah im just fucking with you guys, cum is the comfiest thread on /int/ :3

>tfw Bill Burr read my question and shittalked me on his podcast last week

feels good lads
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>>57660010
K
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>>57682277
no there is many of us and culturally we aren't fucking autists
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>>57682277
I'm Canadian so I'm nice.
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>>57682600
All North Americans are nice tbqh
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>>57682665
Canadians are top-tier nice though my handsome friend.
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>>57682729
I disagree tbqh, Canadians are super passive aggressive. Americans are just as nice as Canadians in my experience.

I do love Canadians though and the ones I've met have been mostly very pleasant.
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>>57682848
delete this
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>well hi there parter. mah namb is billy bawb. whats yours?
>lindberg
>oh so youre jewish?
Why are Murriburgers so dumb?
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>>57682903
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>>57682729
>>57682848
>>57682849
Weedman will bring glory to Canada
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>>57682849
Well, everyone is entitled to their wrong opinions, I suppose.
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Is Boston a comfy city?
It seems like it's rainy and snowy a lot. Like a nice place to stay indoors.
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>>57683026
The suburbs around Boston itself are maximum comfy. I didn't like the city too much because the roads were a total mess though but their trans system is really good so it makes up for the roads.
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how do i get a jewish gf lads? asides from making a coin trail from my bank to my apartment
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>>57683026
My friend goes to Northeastern and he seems to love the city.

I really want to visit someday
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>Canada
>Good
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>>57683130
Be like Woody Allen
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>>57682903
Yeehaw!
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guys what is a decent not too expensive uni in northern America to study a masters degree engineering program? must in a comfy city
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>>57660780
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