Absolutely halal edition
>>57687405
How do I do that?
Why's that one Argentinean so mad at us lmao
>online class
rip Mulcair :^)
>Anime
yuri
>tfw OP will be deported in a few months when trump becomes president
>>57687457
Bad break up with an american, old wounds are starting to fester for some reason
Should I just go driving for a couple hours?
Enjoying a weekend of peace before another storm at college. I really want off this ride.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=90rv36p78Ww
Wow, lots of people use state flags
>>57687563
It's only going to get worse once you graduate
>>57687506
no
>>57687503
>tfw you will never know the erotic pleasure of having electric superpowers
Dawlah Islamiyah Bakiyah!
>>57687608
yes
>>57687565
Ohayou Ohio!
>>57687625
>>57687613
>tfw no electric gf
>>57687506
>>57687625
Takbir!
>>57687506
>>57687626
>>57687688
Yuri is a crime against God
Please stop
japan needed a third nuke
>>57687747
God is a yuri fan tbqhwy
>>57687747
there are no breaks
>>57687457
>>57687525
autism
>>57687824
>What religion do sheep follow?
Islamb
>Who do the worship
Bahllah
>What do they say when they speak His name?
Fleece be upon Him
>>57687824
He most certainly isn't
i just set up a date with a filipina girl
looking forward to a relationship with the most powerful race
You guys realize anime and video games are haram right? You're worshiping false idols and living in false worlds
>>57687698
Allahu Akbar!
>>57687892
Its not illegal to fuck monkeys there?
>>57687892
Congratulations friend
>can't swim
>can't whistle
>can't snap my fingers
>can't ride a bike
>never been baptized
>>57687866
>>57687891
>>57687902
I live to break the rules.
>>57687944
>can't snap my fingers
I've never understood this meme
why do mexicans say "pa" all the time? Is it short for "para"?
>>57687944
I hope you're at least cut.
>Japan
>>57687996
Teach me the secrets. It's just flesh rubbing against flesh. How do they make that snap noise?
>>57688021
Am cut.
>>57687948
Just seems odd to do something that the god you worship has denounced
>>57687999
para para para
bere bere bere
>>57687944
I just realized I was taking these things for granted
>>57688086
Man I don't know
Just go watch a youtube video on it. I can't imagine not being able to snap
>>57688095
I don't worship a God.
Higher powers are not meant to be understood by humans.
I want to tickle America
Listening to TayTay rn buds
>>57688086
It's not the rubbing, that just builds up tension. It's when your finger hits your palm that makes that snap noise.
>make a thread/post/email asking for help on something
>scared to open it for whatever reason
>end up bookmarking it and looking at it months later or not at all
Anyone else do this?
>>57688232
very good taste lad
I WANT TO TICKLE AMERICA.
>>57688407
faggot
>tfw very slight hangover where you feel just a bit stressed and shiver a bit
>TayTay
Joanna Newsom is the greatest female musician.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dRBc2aXxxk
*vomits externally
>>57688503
4 u
>>57688227
Don't touch me, fag
>>57688641
don't know that feel desu but how it gets better~
>>57687648
sup dude
>>57688718
there is literally nothing wrong or gay about feminine penises
>>57688718
If you're so self-convinced that you're a woman, why would you label yourself as trans?
I don't care about the LGBTBBQ mess but atleast stop making it so obvious you want some attention.
>>57688706
top tier taste anon
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=thAunSuinVc
>>57688816
Nothing much really
Did you ever watch Kuma Miko?
>>57688743
*raeps ur anus*
Hello
>>57688929
hello my fellow north american
>>57688929
hello
>>57688963
I think you're mistaking him for Greenland.
For that matter. Why isn't it /GCUM/?
>>57688902
not yet
I'll get to it one of these days though
What were some dumb misconceptions you had as a child?
I used to think that losing your virginity was just when you fapped, so I was overly proud of myself that I had lost my virginity at 10.
popped a massive blister under my foot
>>57689026
WE ARE 100% NORTH AMERICAN
>>57689084
Ouch
>>57689113
100% North of Americans more like
>>57689026
this >>57689113
iceland is rightful north american clay against the EU fascists
>>57689055
No rush
I saw you got a job over the summer, I think
Excited? Worried?
>>57689079
I though everybody's aunts and uncles had the same names as mine.
It was quite a shock when I discovered that my friend didn't have an Aunt Pam.
>>57687866
I thought they throw gays off buildings, not lynch them
>>57688803
It's a very uncomfy feel
Sissy americans
>>57689162
That's cute, anon
>>57689195
...
>>57689079
i thought the entire world used to be in black and white until color was discovered
>>57689252
>>57689252
I'm a manly man
>>57689261
How old were you when you figured that out? That's great lol
>>57689261
That was a Calvin and Hobbes strip
>>57689301
>Chiraq
Checks out.
>>57689079
kek same
>Hamburger is a term for someone from Germany
>Muslims are a cult minority from Egypt and everyone else is Christian
>God chooses when people get pregnant, so people will randomly have babies
>All races have the same amount of babies
>Russia is where Poland is, and it has Arctic weather
>The Berlin Wall was set up by the Nazis to keep the Americans from invading, and the wall extended on the entire western border of East Germany
>Africa has no countries, it's just jungle and plains
>Sahara is in Saudi Arabia
>Europe has no technology
These are just off the top of my head.
>>57689261
Were you one of those special kids anon?
>>57689314
i think i was 5 or 6 when i thought that, my mom made it worse by telling me that it was true
>>57689410
probably
>>57689079
>What were some dumb misconceptions you had as a child?
I thought women didn't betray you. Boy was I dumb
>>57689079
I thought brown people ate brown bread and white people ate white bread
>tfw clogged the toilet and am continually flushing so I can say my dick touches the water
you making them gains /cum/ ?
me
>>57689575
Who are you trying to fool here
>>57689637
I doubt when I tell people my dick touches the water that they'll ask if I purposely clogged it and raised the water level
it's my 18th birthday and I choose /cum/ to make my first legal post
>>57689768
Happy birthday bro.
Only more suffering awaits you
>>57689768
It's all downhill from here, bud
Leave while you can
>>57689758
are you concerned you might have to take a polygraph on this
>>57689768
Please fuck off until you're in your mid 20s instead of wasting your time here. It's a a bad decision to be here instead of enjoying your youthfulness.
>>57689833
No
I'll just put it as a fun fact about me on my dating profile haha
>Anime
Just got some chipotle desu
>>57689931
That's interesting
>>57690016
what did you get lad?
>tfw no mommy gf
>>57690072
...He got chipotle
He just said what he got
>>57690164
oh right i forgot chipotle only sells one burrito with no options at all to customise
>>57689818
>>57689828
>>57689887
I've been here years I'm already trapped
>>57690072
Bowl with white rice, pinto beans, fajita veggies, extra steak, extra pico de gallo, extra hot salsa, corn salsa, sour cream, cheese, and lettuce
>>57690319
Lad get out while you can or else you'll end up like the rest of us
>>57690359
good order, i rate it 7/10
>>57690446
It's my fav combo tbqh, I could never get sick of it
>>57690359
Good lad. Do they annihilate your burrito with cheese? I always have to ask for a little because it's just like biting into a sponge sometimes
>>57690388
I'm way past the point of being able to get out
I've hit the bottom, or as much as I can as of now
Chipotle is fucking disgusting. I hate that word...Chipotle.
>>57690556
No this one is pretty good about it, they put just the right amount of cheese in the bowl
>>57690652
CHI
>>57690652
chipotles are great 2bh
>>57690750
your boyfriend is in /balt/
>>57690750
>>57690750
>>57690832
reported
>>57690832
DELETE THIS
>>57690832
WHY IS /CUM/ SO FULL OF WEEABO FAGGOTS
>>57690949
Because it's on 4chan
>>57690016
I wish there was a chipotle near me, the closest one is an hour away.
>>57690927
GO THE FUCK BACK TO /LAT/
>>57690927
>>57690750
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnd1wSIyN-g
>>57691148
>>57690927
how cute r u ?
>>57691273
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnrIs2wiaHY
>>57691541
I'm pretty ugly irl, but online everyone assumes you're a cute anime girl
>>57691375
I fapped to this semen demon so much desu
>>57691541
best girl
>>57691541
2 cute 4 u
Pretty stumped, desu
>>57691833
gf in mums body
>>57691833
both just to make sure
I want to dominate each of them physically as a penetrate them but I also want it to be very sensual
>>57691833
1. immediately knock gfs body unconscious
2. rape
>>57691833
I'd fuck both desu
I have mommy issues
>>57691945
Do not sexualize K-On!
Finally
I'm ready to delve even deeper into the pits of autism
I dreamed about her again
>>57692351
Lol faggot
>>57692351
JUST
>>57692158
The forbidden fruit aspect just makes me want to shove my fully erect penis forcefully into their mouths even more
>>57691833
meh.
idk, I could bang either way.
>>57692391
Your flag is dumb and your state is shit
>>57692430
no you
>>57692430
>Winscucksin
>>57692297
kill urself my man
>>57692512
I have to go deeper
>>57692351
She dreamed about my dick
>>57692430
don't you have durr to shoot?
>>57692297
>>57692489
Hello my puerto rico SLAVE
>>57692581
No
No gunz for me
>in room
>hear roommate and his gf just outside the door in the living room
>realize she wants to break up
>need to get up and shower and get dressed
>keep silent as possible as I reach for my headphones and sit there for a half hour
>finally do what I needed to as soon as they leave
Fuck even if I was just passing through I didn't want to barge in on it. Waiting it out was the right thing to do, r-right?
>>57692581
based connecticut
>>57692601
I'll go back to my corner
Reminder
>>57692430
>Pissconsin
>in charge of who's shit
Does Anime make people happier?
>>57692640
>Wisconsin
>nogunz
how the fuck do you not die?
seriously. Last time I lived there I almost got murdered by a fucking moose.
>>57692763
yes
>>57692713
but I can't play vidya on linux
checkmate
>ywn rise from great depression poverty to join the US Army
>ywn join the successive waves of infantryman storming continental europe
>ywn have a sexy, pure war bride from rural france
>ywn promise to take her from her village back stateside after your tour is complete
>ywn become flirtatious with a bunch of women on tour before remembering you made a promise
>ywn drive yourself from western germany to northeastern france, witnessing the destruction and the beauty of the continent
>ywn see her and embrace her in your arms
>ywn show her coca cola, television, movies or your benis
>ywn
>>57692790
Story?
>>57692763
Yeah
It does
>>57692763
it makes you happier until you get too attached at which point it makes you more depressed than when you started
>>57692713
too normie for that shit
>>57692297
>>57692879
>attached to a fucking cartoon
wow weebs truly are all autists. And here I thought there were a few exceptions
>>57692763
>tfw used to like moeshit
>tfw try watching it now and find it awful
Shame desu
Reminder
>>57692678
ty
you're pretty based too.
>tfw white
>>57692972
>slave "country" replying to me
cute dude
>>57693056
>>57692763
its like alcohol or drugs, it nums or makes me forget my pains
>>57693057
>their colony has better education
>tfw cucked by their own colony
http://ricepuritytest.com
Got a 92
What about you?
>>57693056
>tfw half Jewish and half Orthodox
feels rich man
>it's snowing again
>tfw grandpa shared 420 green moon
>tfw New England will never be independent
>>57693451
BTFO
>tfw going to misquamicut beach this summer
>>57693495
>tfw never smoked weed
kpop
>>57693056
tfw in the 22%
i'd be at least in the 15% if i didn't fuck around for 4 years
>>57691541
very!!!!
>>57693757
i mean 17
>>57693668
go away
>>57693668
>>57693668
That's just the dress. That's not her ass.
>>57693877
it is mostly her ass, the other girls next to her have same dress and don't have it shake
she is the only big butt korean girl in the world
>>57694099
Fuck off slut
Anime?
>>57694096
WEED
>>57694117
>>57693344
lots of masturbation and drinking/drugs as a teen
>>57694119
anime
>>57694096
>>57694155
>mfw iceland posted in /cum/
crayon pop http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1460288304680.webm
>>57694190
But no gf I imagine?
>>57694181
Working reception is fucking boring buds
>>57694307
never
>>57694365
no
>>57694386
Canada is fucking boring
>Iceland
What's with this weird /int/gf meme?
Why did that autist keep spamming?
>tfw have never had any romantic or sexual contact with a woman in any way
>>57694529
How have you gotten so low?
Explain degeneracy
>>57694554
u 2 Olafur
>ywn have a North Dakotan gf to bully about being from the lesser Dakota
Why even?
>>57694757
I haven't done anything extremely degenerate. I ticked off most of those as a teenager 2bh
The cops were called on me because of a confrontation but I wasn't arrested
>>57694718
It wouldn't bother me that much if it wasn't for the news about how muslims raped some girl and got away with it.
>>57694597
The answer is in your post, he kept spamming because he is an autist.
>>57694895
I have to agree tbqh
>>57694887
Reported to the bolice
>>57694936
Yes but how did it start?
>>57694836
Canada pls
It's Björn
>>57695112
:DDDDDD fug
>Why yes, I'll have a """"Soda"""" please
>tfw I've never raped a girl
>>57695329
>that feel when i was raped by a girl
>>57695329
Don't let your dreams be dreams
>/int/gf doesn't even remember who you are anymore
>>57695329
you can do anything if you put your mind to it
just make sure it isn't someone you know
What's the best state/region of the US
>>57694860
I will be :3
>>57695306
>Why yes, I'll have 50,000 """"Refugees"""" please
>>57695492
objectively the rockies states
>>57695492
THE DAKOTAS!
i really miss le monopoly man
>>57695548
>this picture quality
IT IS THE CURRENT YEAR
>>57695548
t. Proxy
>>57695802
Muslims are still stuck in the dark ages, so give them a break
>>57695775
I miss him and CIA
>>57695775
Same
9/10 of all my last text books were written by jews
coincidence?
>>57695890
Canadian CIA?
Is that you?
