crayon pop edition
maisie
maisie
karen
lets go fucking mental
lets go fucking mental
Go on, try and make Cameron resign. I dare you.
What we call self destruction the fat controllers call social engineering.
The Left are form more than the 90% grey mass 'useful idiots' like the SJWs.
The Globalist controllers on top ( Soros, Goldman Sachs, Facebook, Bilderbergers who fund it etc ) are simply using all of this shit happening in Europe and Britain to bring about social collapse so that they can use the chaos to bring about their Revolution
Each negative 'trigger point' from the migration crisis will be manipulated to their advantage: a ready made Hegelian Dialectic conveyor belt.
1 - Greek police overwhelmed and use force to control migrants rampaging? Cry outrage! We NEED to take away border control from nation states, centralise it, and expand Frontex - [ actually they're trying to re-engineer that at the moment ]
Terror event in a city? We NEED to bring in martial law, expand police powers, change constitutions, integrate security services and impose draconian surveillance. [ In short expand the police state ]
Large scale or repeated attacks? We NEED an EU Army
Overwhelming bottleneck of refugees in one country? To stop tragedies like this, we NEED to agree a suicidal deal with Turkey [ which would never have been achievable without the humanitarian crisis as a pretext ]
>tfw going on a crusade with the lads
Remember to think of your European brothers and sisters and vote pro EU - because it is the moral and just thing to do!
ummmmmmmmm leftists?????? explain yourselves
Does this mean I'm going to get taxed?
>>57581758
well yes i am in a london borough
>>57581821
good nige
>>57581803
Drowned kids and capsized boats? We'll NEED to use the navy to transport migrants a mile from African coasts…AND hundreds of miles to Europe [ when the sane solution is to drop them back off from the shores they left and scuttle the boats ]
Anti-immigration sentiment and marches? We NEED to use the media to demonise our opponents as Nazis, then bring in hate crime legislation, snooping, social media witch-hunts, raids on political dissidents, and set up political leaders with smear campaigns, phoney court cases and tactical leaks etc [ happening now ]
Anti-migrant country like Hungary using force / refusing refugee quotas? We NEED to isolate them, demonise them in the media, promote and fund Leftist pro-EU opposition, bring in laws against them, use EU courts to sue them, threaten them with the withholding of "EU money" or other punishments to corral them into obedience or bring about political change [ happening now ]
On and on and on. The solutions will always lead inexorably in one direction: MORE EUROPE - no debate is permissible or possible through complete control of the media and imposition of hate crime laws and the PC-thoughtcrime 'social control grid' which they have been setting up for decades.
In the case of mass migration, they have a powerful, radical, highly politicised group to wield as a 'weapon' to bring about this situation. They foolishly think they can control it when all is done and dusted.
This weapon is Islam
Cultural Marxism, the Frankfurt School, and political correctness
>>57581821
>wearing a coif without padding
simply...disgoosting
yasuho
losing the will to live again
having a cornetto though
>>57581821
>>57581838
Fuck off Steptoe
>>57581822
go away rasheed
all you care about is the netherlands staying in the EU and are worried that if we leave then you will to
>>57581826
What did you buy?
>>57581795
I really don't give a shit tbqgh
in the bushes again
*subverts the white race*
>>57581826
yeah
if you're that guitar guy then it's gonna be a fuck load
had to pay £17 customs for a £50 piece of clothing from yankland before
we orange now
Did someone say Crusade?
Can't wait for Jeremy Corbyn's name to pop up in the Panama Papers
Would be absolutely banterous *types in OK Emoji*
selling an alcoholic jgf
reminder
>take in all the refugees
>put them on a boat to the falklands and dump them there
>get the falklands residents and bring them over to the uk
>give the falklands back to Argentina
witness these dubs
got an extremely large amount of work to do haha
>>57581896
You're pathetic, being cucked by the aristocracy
>>57581887
A guitar
>>57581941
Oh fug
Why does Poleaboo make threads bashing Poland?
>>57575861
>>57575861
>>57575861
DEUS VULT FUMAR UNA VELAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>57581963
Before giving the Falklands back, we need to utilise some sort of scorched earth method
lads
might become a lesbian
>>57581956
don't think audio and video recordings are allowed
only paper notes and stuff
that's why they always have those artist drawings of people in court rooms and not actual footage
having an orange daim lads (limited edition)
Having an iced coffee lads
I just wanna suck and fuck, suck and fuck, suck and fuck
(female nipples though, not male penis)
can't stand tequila beer
business plan: buy thai gfs, pay for their dental work and plastic surgery, then sell them to korea at a markup
business idea: become an american and post cats in /brit/
>>57582018
autism
>>57581989
what a fucking atrocious thread
none of those people are ever going to have sex so why do they have opinions on abortion
>>57582026
any reason lad?
>>57582039
Smells like sick to me lad
>>57582086
i like it
Why do you pronounce "I have a vision problem" like "Ayav eu véjeune pouhobleme" ?
>>57582093
yeah so i can shag fit girls
Fuck me lads
Washing my sheets for the second time this week
Exhausting work
>>57582006
>>57582052
too late
>>57581941
The customs people seem to be quite inconsistent
I bought £60+ worth of silver coins from yankland and only got charged 3 quid in taxes and then a £8 'customs fee', but I've also bought a watch from Singapore for like £80 and didn't get any customs charges but that was shipped through DHL.
>>57581814
>>57581814
>>57581814
>>57582147
think it depends what the people sending it put on the box
item description and its worth
>>57582164
my spunk resting in her mouth
>>57581987
you're going to get a customs fee
going to beat the living shit out of poleacunt if i see him in WHSmith in the manchester arndale
Business idea: Be proud of Britain and it's achievements
I've decided that I'll do anything to get an asian gf. There was one on Victoria Derbyshire today who was fit af.
>>57581963
>back
Gone a full week without benzos. Not sure what benzo to have as a treat.
>>57582231
BLOODY
Got a dilemma lads
Girls I'm obsessed with at work asked me to "hack into" her partners laptop and find out whether he's cheating or not.
I'd do anything for her 2bh but not sure if it's the right thing to do.
Thoughts?
>>57582208
Do you work there or something, runt?
>We do not currently hedge our commodity risks. We may decide to enter into certain forward pricing arrangements with our suppliers, which could result in fixed
or formula-based pricing with respect to certain food products. However, these arrangements generally are relatively short in duration and may provide only
limited protection from price changes. In addition, the use of these arrangements may limit our ability to benefit from favorable price movements.
What did he mean by this?
>Pronounce "frog" like "fouhog"
Why is english such a retarded language ?
>>57582174
yea I think if the package has a declared value of anything over £20 it's going to get nabbed
whats your fav porn site lads?
This is absolutely grounds for a snap election
>>57582336
*snaps your neck*
how's that for ya, kiddo
>>57582328
xvideos
>>57582328
urmum.com
>>57582206
you're reverse psychology passive aggressiveness will not reach me leftist scum
>>57582130
I don't know what language this post is but it sounds irrelevant.
>>57582296
ah yes, let her walk all over you - you're sure to win her heart!
>>57582328
poleaboo.wordpress.com
>>57582231
>what /brit/ used to be :
Biscuits, job centre and daytime tv
>what /brit/ is now :
Benzos, tinder and Corbynistas
What went wrong?
>>57582164
>>57582286
"High test" was meant to mean shapely women that attract men with high testosterone, not women who have high testosterone levels themselves...
>>57581961
why do women do this?
>>57582311
>Write "Do you work there or something, runt?"
>Pronounce it "Dou you wohuq zew ow somefinegue, ouheunt ?"
>>57582380
no one mentioned high test
Back from my reconnaissance of the gays. Things I've learned
>"LGBT" types will talk about ANYTHING to those within their community
>Most brazilian girls wax their fannies
>"Lesbians" are really, really, really easy to swing towards willies
>Shirtlifters are right wing
>They will go to extreme lengths to rebel against the rules of sexuality, so far as to excuse furries and dog-shaggers
Conclusion: Don't like them.
>>57582328
xvidya and chaturbate
alri
had an interesting dream last night lads:
>finish work at a clothes shop at about 1:00am and leave without my shoes on
>as i leave the shopping centre there's a gang of about 60 youths walking past with handcuffs
>a group of 3 them approach me and handcuff me and make me follow them
>as we walk into a housing estate i recognise the leader is a guy that used to live on my street and looks like kevin de bruyne
>other guy is a hench black guy and then a smaller kid
>we approach a house with a man outside handing out fliers for kratom (think i got this confused with krokidil in the dream)
>we take a flier and go to the house stated on the leaflet
>it was a trap
>policeman comes out and has a go at us
>i back off from the group but can only get a few steps away
>when the policeman leaves the leader of the group is seething
>try to tell him i recognise him and that he used to live on my street
>he seems to recognise me but it doesn't change his attitude
>him and the black guy start beating the shit out me
>policeman comes and takes me to his car
>remember speeding around and him saying "you don't want to travelling at anything less than top speed around these parts"
>drive around and it's like being in a riot - bricks being thrown around and gangs roaming
>we stop for some reason and a gang is on the pavement near us
>suddenly feel really disassociated and start to feel as though im actually outside of the car
>panic and think im going insane
>wake up from dream
doubt anyone will read all of this desu kind of regret typing it out but 8/10 dream would eat cheese before going to bed again
>>57582372
ebin racist in greggs post on plebbit drew them all here
https://yougov.co.uk/opi/browse/UK_Independence_Party
Redpill me on YouGov lads
>>57582325
What in the ever loving fuck are you even going on about?
>>57582372
>what /brit/ used to be
that sounds like britfeel now
White people are the first people to end slavery
White people's inventions and discoveries drastically raised the quality of life for all people on Earth, even their own slaves.
White people invented the concepts of democracy, freedom, welfare, the internet, and subsequently your right to complain about white people not 'upholding' concepts before they'd even invented them yet. Concepts that they literally invented to your direct benefit.
>doing romanian deadlifts
>some mong asks me what i'm doing
>"romanian deadlifts"
>"but you're not romanian"
>mfw
>>57582231
>being patriotic
What are you, some sort of racist/sexist/bigot/islamaphobe?!
>>57582446
They're decent
>>57582485
What is a Romanian deadlift? Do you pick up weights in the gym and walk home with them?
>>57582435
evening
>>57582435
how do i sponsor iu?
>>57582428
>warmwetpaint
>>57582408
her face did
>>57582485
laf at this
>>57582402
confused by this
we pronounce Rs as Rs not Hs and we dont say Z for TH
>>57582410
As a proud gay far-right neo-nazi fascist I disagree
>>57582521
And a ching chong chong to you too young lady.
>>57582529
did the country kick the island
Feels good looking younger than you are mayne, love getting ID'd
Reminder that JFK was killed because he had opened his third eye on LSD and was going to work towards world peace
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Pinchot_Meyer#Timothy_Leary
>>57582482
>want to take pride in achievements of white people
>gets triggered when asked to admit negative actions of white people
ummmmmmmmmmmm ukippers??????
>>57582520
top ha
>>57582528
She/he posts on /lgbt/
need to pack my clothes and shit up to go back to unayy
>>57582580
I get so fucking confused when I don't get ID'd, I have the face of a 12 year old.
How old are you lads? I'm 22.
Right nice tune 2bh
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1GyIV_MEA64
>>57582446
What a biased webpage.
>>57582640
already done classes lmaoing at ur life
>there are people ITT who were born too late to see comet hale-bopp
ah well you'll just have to wait until it returns in 4385
jesus christ that poleaboo thread is almost at bump limit
what a vile little vermin he is
>>57582482
Brothers and sisters, I'm here to tell you that I charge the White man. I charge the White man with being the greatest murderer on earth. I charge the White man with being the greatest kidnapper on earth. There is no place in this world that that man can go and say he created peace and harmony. Everywhere he's gone he's created havoc. Everywhere he's gone he's created destruction. So I charge him. I charge him with being the greatest kidnapper on this earth. I charge him with being the greatest murderer on this earth. I charge him with being the greatest robber and enslaver on this earth. I charge the White man with being the greatest swine-eater on this earth, the greatest drunkard on this earth.
He can't deny the charges. You can't deny the charges. We're the living proof of those charges. You and I are the proof. You're not westernised, you are the victim of the west. You didn't have a choice coming over here. Being born here does not make you an American or a European. I'm not a European. You're not a European. You are one of twenty-two million Muslims who are the victims of Europe.
You and I, we've never seen any democracy. We ain't seen no democracy in the cotton fields of Georgia. That wasn't no democracy down there. We didn't see any democracy on the streets of Luton and the streets of Bradford and the streets of Rochdale and Oldham. That wasn't democracy down there. No, we've never seen democracy; all we've seen is hypocrisy. We don't see any European dream. We've experienced only the European nightmare.
>Liverpool captain Jordan Henderson will miss the rest of the season with a knee injury and could be a doubt for England's Euro 2016 campaign.
Rooney confirmed Euro 2016 starter
>>57582672
got 2 weeks of teaching (not going to anything), 3 weeks of exams, and 4 weeks of getting out of mi nut
don't even start for another week yet either
>>57582657
29...
>>57582529
People say Italy looks like a boot, but it looks more like a jewish Onyx.
>>57582464
It's http://vocaroo.com/i/s1LWt7kXYWnp
Not http://vocaroo.com/i/s1OAyxI4eIsI
>>57582482
>we
They say it's better to have loved and lost than to have never loved at all but I'm not so sure lads
>>57582696
Why didn't he go back to Africa then?
>>57582657
22 here also, still feel 16
>>57582657
56
It's over for dave lads
orange
>>57582605
Christ, it's that one lefty faggot from Denmark who does nothing but shit on us while never going elsewhere.
>>57582482
good post agree 100%
>>57582764
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=St-mEIhvKOI
>>57582657
I'll literally be 30 in a few days
>>57582761
Except it isn't and fuck all is going to happen.
As a taxpayer, David Cameron is innocent.
As a lawmaker, he is guilty.
>>57582696
I can see why he liked Islam so much.
https://petition.parliament.uk/petitions/122946
Ahh yes very impressive
>>57582673
they were called chuddy in my school
>>57582811
*signs*
>>57582657
19
>>57582745
He and his ancestors made the US, they had a stake in it
Got over 2000 upvotes on a reddit post today, going out with the lads in a bit to celebrate.
>#notallmuslims
>white people are all guilty of crimes committed 200 years ago
cameron is a good boy he dindu nuffin he pay his taxes
>>57582761
what? the channel?
looking for a song lads
the main verse is a bit like 'bissendop, bissendop, bissendop
>>57582809
That quote is actually him talking in relation to Islam
Islam teaches to be respectful of the regional laws etc but don't take any shit from anyone
>>57582870
prefer this tbqh
>>57582859
where you going lad? Can I come? Was up for a pint tonight desu but all the lads are either too tired or broke
>>57582726
>Frog is pronounced "fokh" in the shithole of France
Going to my first concert in over a year tomorrow
And my first concert by myself
How do I not look like a total autist lads?
he need money for dem programs
>>57582848
They are only there because they were forcefully taken there.
If they weren't taken there they would have continued to live in there all black country without the evil white man where instead, African kings would have enslaved them to other African kings.
If living in white countries is so bad, they can go back
local greggs has a security guard
>>57582870
>>57582912
Peter Hitchens is a Labour voter now
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-3520932/PETER-HITCHENS-Privatisation-Free-trade-Shares-great-ruined-Britain.html
>>57582943
Dress like a foreigner.
>>57582861
fucking racist
white people have committed crimes 100000x worse than all other races combined
>>57582726
Wog
>>57582988
got kicked out of mcdonalds once
>>57582943
get pissed and dance desu, the only autistic thing to do at a concert is just stand there whether you're alone or not
>>57582926
Oxford, where are you?
>>57582943
just go, blend in with the crowd, drink enough that you don't care anyway
t. goes to every concert alone
>>57582861
>white "people"
>>57582986
>white people ravage Africa
>use Africans to build America
>send black people back to Africa
no thanks
Almost mentally broke a "lesbian" there by making her realise she fancies men too. Bit weird.
>>57582726
>fwog
embarrassing
why do all continentals have speech impediments?
>>57582988
in greggs?
concert is such a posh word
always think of sitting down and watching an orchestra
>>57583084
you farting around in /lgbt/ or something lad?
>>57583063
you just weakened her facade. being gay is biologically impossible. the gays only do it for the attention.
>>57583022
no they haven't
>>57583011
>Someone usually pops up at this stage and says that we still manufacture a lot. If you say so, but then why are the drug-dealers so busy in our new factory-free industrial areas, and why can I never buy anything that was made here, except from absurdly expensive luxury shops?
muh drugs
somebody once told me
>>57583039
>>57583051
Thanks lads, I think I can pull that off
Should I try to get a honey to dance with me or just rock out by myself?
Had a wank in the bath again, it seemed like a great idea at the time.
>>57583053
ribena you're not a fucking african you're not meant to buy into this feelgood delusion
>>57583133
was meant to quote >>57583063
>>57583136
She's literally confessing that she always had speculations that she might like men too and now she's turned on by the idea of a man being rough with her. Are they all this mental?
>>57583149
do your thing
I'm too autismal to talk to anyone else
>>57583215
the world is gonna roll me
mortgage half the time quicker
mortgage quicker
>>57583192
Omegle.
ENGLISH
>>57583215
Thanks for the 15 yous
TOES
KANGZ
YANK SCUM
>>57583193
she pretended to be gay because she wasnt popular with men or she wanted to be a special snowflake
t. actual lezzer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3ofna1Mtl0
watching this
can you faggots keep your queers in a cage or something? they fuckin infest my quality thread
>>57583130
>>57583312
t. special snowflake that isn't popular with men
>>57583316
>that lighting
Eugh
>>57583335
your thread is a toilet but that's your area of expertise i take it
>>57583347
some of my best friends are m*le
ive resisted temptation thus far
>>57583255
yeah I think alot of gayness is caused by bad parenting/childhood abuse not just genetics
diapcuck tumblr i follow hasn't updated in ages >.>
>>57583409
Are Taiwanese parents normally shit parents or abusive?
>>57583335
Fuck off, third worlder.
*does a big poo all over london*
*fails to notice a difference*
ah yes very impressive
>>57583454
Most of London is brown anyway
kelly clarkson is so fucking fat now
Vegetarian: I don't eat meat
Lefty vegetarian: I don't eat meat and it should be banned for everyone else
if i make a new thread on /qa/ every day asking for a total blanket rangeban on all american IPs on the entire site, dyou think hiro will take heart?
>>57583394
you need a black bull to breed you
>>57583440
what does my post have to do with taiwan?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__GRdC_J_ng
lads take a visit over to /cum/ right now they're arguing over fedoras, vaping, and black dicks
>>57583466
in what sense
>>57583512
The lesbo is Taiwanese.
>>57583523
rekt
>>57583481
just like my waifu ;_;
>>57583550
>ad revenue
lost 15ms off my reaction time in the last year
>>57583533
id rather suck the shit out of poleaboo's colon
just watched this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rZApf9c8Tes
can't believe grown up men genuinely listen to this unironically
>>57583523
nice share
nother quiet friday night in haha
>>57583588
she's gorgeous like that
got a link from the video in the pic?
>>57583537
probababy the same as eveyrwhere else
It's the one day of the month my dad is allowed to see his children so I drove my younger siblings to his for dinner
He said he was doing burgers, but the burger buns were slices of toast, the cheese was grated, and the burger patty was a slice of beef that he warmed up in the microwave. Our choices of condiments were pepper and olive oil.
starting to feel sorry for him
>>57583598
vocals were a lacking a bit Tbh
>>57583598
i actually cringe when i see k-shitters in this thread, they're the perfect representation of nu-males
Thinking of putting De Bruyne in my fantasy team.
Who shall I sell? Ozil or Firminho?
>>57583533
I'm not surprised and I'll take your word on that
>>57583598
saw them live it was bants
>>57583645
go home chuck, we have enough yanks here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3yCSlq9fOD4
If this fat lad can do it why can't you?
>cameron's wife pays her fashion adviser 55k with tax-payers money
ahh yes very impressive
doing a cheeky listen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ST353mDWL3Q&
just gone orange lads
>>57583735
I have a BMI of 18
I don't need to lose any more weight
ahhh yes very artistic
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dc9_1365627093
how do we stop our leaders from using our tax dollars on silly things, /brit/?
>>57583598
It's admittedly quite charming, in its own way, but I can't imagine listening to this like I would with normal music
>>57581753
How many of them are plastic
>Nork females >>>>>> Sork barbie dolls.
