Autism edition
anime
crayon pop
in order for me to have everything i want in life i need to get really rich
Soyul
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY1M8YxMhkg
https://twitter.com/Morning_Joe/status/718404061599367168
>bernie sanders being invited to discuss economics at the vatican
Why are papists allowed to vote?
BEADY
>>57577850
Bernie is clueless on economics
>Trying to get a job at another company doing the same thing I do now in the same industry I work in.
>Sent my CV in a week ago but no response
>Have access to email addresses of their senior management because of the role I'm in
Should I send them a cheeky email?
That shows ingenuity right?
>>57577800
he's still right
what do you lads think of gingers?
i am vaporwave
I ned halp darivar no stap car no oksijan in the car no sagnal iam in the cantenar. Iam no jokan valla
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEliPlTqkEk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U5hGQDLprA8
>>57577834
he looks fucked
Black girl in accounting was all over me last night at the office due, everyone was telling me smash cause she's "well fit"
If only they knew I was a rorke
>>57577846
good post
got some cough syrup with dxm in, shall i be a lad and down the whole bottle?
maisie
>valla
what did he mean by this lads?
>>57577834
No idea who this is
>>57577834
he looks better with blonde hair 2bh
>>57577960
Weeeee like to drink with anon
'cause anon is our mate
and when we drink with anon
he downs it all in 8...7...6...5...
who /timwonnacott/ here?
of Kent the DUKE ,he hath a magnificent look
a cruel rude burglar he would shake with fear
and the scare of enemies place indeed took
He has Argentine loyal abound,if u tone why ear
At the MOST ROYAL British Dignity look!
!!this grandeur is too much for most to bear
promtly and gently the Royalist Hook
is catching all their is in sea and air
>>57577943
He probably was
Think i might have contracted yellow fever lads.
Saw a bunch of qt japanese girls struggling with the zebra crossing. Very cute 2bh.
>>57577960
Can you even get that anymore? Thought they didn't do it
>>57577844
what do you want?
of Arran , he is the greatest man
his title, "Earl"doeth shine like a pearl
he hath done more in his life-span
than you boy!and than you girl!
democrats he spareth not
even trough!they had a sinister plot
to abolish Hierachy,and let Pomp rot
yet he,within his patch,stoppe 'em on 'e spot
>>57578000
Dave 2bh.
NOT an argument
>>57578013
you're a little bitch boy aren't you
>>57577834
fuck off milo you degenerate cretin
>>57577980
'God help me '
>>57577917
hot
>>57578070
>I rank Dave
>>57578039
>implying Big Dave won´t just take a vacation with his paramour and let this all blow over
currently streaming to 8 (eight) people
when will someone donate 100 quid to me?
>>57578138
Exactly. They'll forget in a second
nazir ahmed; he took a man to bed
and the blood of two britons shed!
His hands were red ,and Lo! an inquiry as led
he had a knife and caused strife!
so, the Judicial Power, gave him a cell,a shower
which he uses every hour
but, with low power
http://www.parliament.uk/biographies/lords/lord-ahmed/3470
Is there anything less degenerative than ****Britain****?
>>57578152
post your stream
Why are brits so sedated?
Seems like politicians can do anything and no one cares.
>>57578039
>cameron resigns
>gets replaced with Jacob Rees-Mogg
>>57578175
it is probably that halo faggot
Do lefties actually think the Cameron thing is the same as the Iceland lad thing?
Can the autists and JFs fuck off now. Friday night /Brit/ is in full effect.
Drugs/girls/nights out
Tommy Robinson did nothing wrong.
PLEASE rate my poetry
>>57578167
>>57578006
>>57578257
they're not exactly clever
We gonna have a sync?
Any of you lads have any experience growing weed?
Reckon I could grow it behind my closest?
It's height 6 feet, length 3 1/2 feet and half a foot wide.
>>57578263
post some bangers
Is reddit meme flags still a thing?
>>57578263
>People staying in on a Friday night
>Normies
T H I S
H
I
S
Fucking facebook political images, man.. Doing my head in.
Only 2 of the 'facts' on this image are correct. He got the PM's wage correct, and he got the fact he doesn't know how much Camerons savings earn correct.
>>57578310
Just called the Garda
>>57578310
*calls the garda*
>>57578294
Please do so all the muh reddit flags desperate personalities can fuck off
where's the 'sync lads XDD got my reddit flag on
>>57578263
>on /brit/
>night out
>>57578332
On my phone on the train desu, too much hassle.
t. Choonposter
>>57578310
you probably could
>>57578375
bender
>When your son dresses up in women's clothing and your grandson dies of a heroin overdose.
>>57578354
>>57578355
Ahh yes excellent
>>57578338
>going to the club before 1am
Kek
>>57578332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWd9BpT5ips
>>57578263
going back to uni tomorrow
no night out until then
>>57578411
>>57578407
>>57578402
>>57578401
>>57578388
>>57578355
PLEASE rate my poetry
>>57578167 (You)
>>57578006 (You)
>>
Anonymous 04/08/16(F
>>57578209
The thing is, Big Dave did nothing wrong. What is happening is screaming lefties, desperate to be a part of the ReLOVEution™®, are trying to incite happenings, trying to make something out of nothing so they can feel like they are a part of some great political movement, some uprising that they can document on their instagrams and feel like they have relevance.
These plebs see the older generations taking all the glory with their black power, gay rights, women's rights etc movements and they want their own slice of the pie. They want to be able to say to their grandkids that they were "activists" and have the Facebook album to prove it. So they are constantly frothing at the mouth for something to kick off, anything that sounds remotely credible enough to warrant an Occupy© movement so they can finally earn their SocJusWarrior achievement.
>>57578444
Its decent.
>>57578036
only online i think, i drank half a bottle last week and it just gave me bad stomach cramps + a drunk feeling without the mental stuff. might another half plus a bottle on top and see what happens desu
can't wait for the hammer and sickle to be flying over Downing Street when The People remove Cameron x
>>57578209
yeah this the bankers the bonuses the tax avoiders the petrol tax its disgusting
>>57578257
Lad, if UKIP had a chance of winning the election I'd want Dave out as soon as possible
>>57577753
>>57577865
>>57577948
>>57577997
>>57578402
this guy was such a Hitler wannabe
>>57578463
I thought he did do something wrong by not declaring it in parliament
>>57578444
I liked it.
>need minimum £15 for delivery
>order comes in at £15.10
get in
>>57578519
le tories and their le banker chums xD
>The thing is, Big Dave did nothing wrong. What is happening is screaming lefties, desperate to be a part of the ReLOVEution™®, are trying to incite happenings, trying to make something out of nothing so they can feel like they are a part of some great political movement, some uprising that they can document on their instagrams and feel like they have relevance.
>These plebs see the older generations taking all the glory with their black power, gay rights, women's rights etc movements and they want their own slice of the pie. They want to be able to say to their grandkids that they were "activists" and have the Facebook album to prove it. So they are constantly frothing at the mouth for something to kick off, anything that sounds remotely credible enough to warrant an Occupy© movement so they can finally earn their SocJusWarrior achievement.
>>57577281
what did he mean by this?
>>57578332
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xaglxdwGLoo
>£15 for shit-tier food
Aaaahh yes, very impressive.
>>57578536
UKIP are 3rd place
>>57578568
is that 15.10 including the delivery? it might not count
>>57578626
>being poor
Yeah alright mate
>>57578537
why does everyone meme this prick anyway? i don't get it.
might do you mum
>>57578552
>>57578471
thank you.
As soon as i have free time im gonna study poetry(which i never did) and compose some poems to Britain ,the queen,and to Ulster
i also manage a FB group called "hispanics who support British Colonialism"
>>57578463
>Nothing wrong
>Using tax payer money for pro EU leaflets
Pretty pleased that clueless lefties stick to liking Facebook images and don't bother actually going to vote.
CRANK DAT SHIT UP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3zdPO-turBU&ebc=ANyPxKp0tshT7dCk8XihtB3-XXwskxozULNgzdI-58gXIiXuYy4qietJMs6tbZNrnotHYV3z_J_yZRXJu3-0Le2I2RCJ9_DQqw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AAawXHLGtWw
there are better DnB albums but none of them are as lit as this one
>>57578673
that's a long youtube url
>>57578638
If it doesn't then that's between them and Just Eat tbf
>>57578662
are you autismal
>>57578647
The flash and circle are a good symbol plus his ideas were more sound than Hitler's
doesn't change that he was a big windbag
>>57578679
mate thats jungle
Think this panama papers business might take a toll on the Tories popularity
Get ready for Corbyn 2020, lads
>>57578697
i just know history and value anglo saxon overlordship over us
Lads got 2 mins between me arriving at this station and my next train alleaving, five platforms over. Otherwise a 14 mins wait.
Wish me luck lmfao
>>57578662
>i also manage a FB group called "hispanics who support British Colonialism"
seriously?
need someone to stomp on my knackers
>>57578787
run forrest run
>>57578388
Have you done it yourself? Any tips sham?
>To me, what moral is, I've got to be concerned about you. You've got to be concerned about my wife.
what did he mean by this?
>>57578700
>the flash and circle
>>57578797
yes, im a totally serious and unironically saying this
>>57578749
nah mate, it came out in 2002 IIRC. It's techstep, just because it has a picture of a jungle on the album cover doesn't mean it is jungle
>>57578787
>14 mins
Just buy a coffee and wait the 14 mins you absolute madman.
give me a fucking you right fucking now
haha lads when i was driving home some mad cunt was drinking a pint can of stella in the car in front. considered calling the coppers but at the end of the day he's not doing anything wrong (assuming he wasn't actually pissed)
>>57578787
GET READY TO RUN
>>57578855
Nah want to get home sharpish or else I'll be in a mad rush to get down le pub on time.
︃>︃>57578871
Here you go big chief.
any gimmicks
I wasn't expecting this response in the comments desu
https://www.fb.com/bbcnews/videos/10153527356587217/
>>57578787
>14 minute wait
grow a pair
If I need to get the train anywhere and pull into the big station too late, it will be an hour before I can get the next train home
Got a bag of Ikea crisps, what are you lot snacking on?
>>57578852
you're wrong and you're a grotesquely ugly freak
>>57579092
Absolutely fuck all snacks in. We had two 2L bottles of Diet Coke last night but my mum has smashed through them all + a 70 of rum last night.
Fuck lads.
Legged it at full speed through Clapham Junction and missed it by ~5 seconds.
My carriage choice was poor (I didn't get off directly next to the stairs).
Miffed.
Like a dog, without his bone
Like a G without his chrome
it's hard to imagine
>>57579114
>Release date: November 18, 2002
not fucking jungle you stupid plum
>>57579135
You can delete yours
I hadn't clicked on See More
>>57579176
that's what you get for not being fast you fat waste
>>57579159
losing my virginity is the goal
>>57579092
>Ikea crisps
I was thinking about getting some when I was there last week but didn't in the end
what are they like?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMlYRrGqTP0
136
witnessed my dog lose its virginity before me today
>>57578881
>but at the end of the day he's not doing anything wrong (assuming he wasn't actually pissed)
Doing a Rock n Roll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b8qI-GyAfIw
Going to play some Fallout 4 tbqh
doing a watch
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1BMBbcDfrs8
>>57579210
>The Independent is Independent
biggest joke of the year
dah-dah
>losing my virginity is the goal
karen
>>57578210
he will never be PM, he doesn't want it
>>57579313
enjoy being disapointed
>>57579374
cock and balls flag
Hugged a girl at work who was leaving today lads. Felt nice
>>57578310
*bells paddy mcplod*
>>57579421
Really wasn't a bad game 2bh
I liked it
doing a panic attack
existentialist-phenomenologist-operationalist political non-euclidean reporting
laying on my trampoline looking at the stars
>>57578881
love driving pissed
>that feeling you fill never lid in mid US and get to cruise down deserted roads at 40 mph while drunk as hell
>>57577834
le im gay and that is my entire gimmick man
>>57579434
Mr. Slippery strikes again!
>>57579439
did you feel her nipples on your chest
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kSMolI_EqZk&nohtml5=False
*smokes blunt*
yes blud
>>57579495
>looking at the stars
>United Kingdom
>>57578837
Once the plant gets big that probably won't be enough width for it to grow properly
Also lights are expensive, it's going to smell, and I have no clue how you're going to give it the water it needs without making a mess back there.
Good luck though:)
>>57579528
was literally just about to ask this
>>57579261
Very nice actually, I'm eating some ready salted at the moment, I prefer them over regular crisps like Walkers or others, you basically get more for value at cheaper the price.
>>57579546
*sniffs line of ket*
make this tune is wonky as fuck, im on spacewalk son
>>57579547
Haha true. its not even dark yet either.
>>57579378
a qt
any objections?
>>57577892
Just like the Pope
>>57579626
>australia
more like ausfailia haha lmao
>>57579546
>>57579596
*chews lip*
absolutely off my bonce here chaps
>>57579626
give us canada
>>57579646
the next pope should excommunicate the current one
local takeaway chips are banging lads
>>57579688
Nice, thanks for the tip lad!
>>57579626
Thumbnail looks like a fat cartoon character with tapered legs tripping up and falling to the left.
9 beers down lads, neet life is good. t
tempted to quit my job and just be drunk solid for a few months desu
>>57579546
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Q5rd_XlqFo
need to let the dog out before it does a shit on the rug again
>>57579729
delete
on mdma literally love everyone here and will say a prayer for you
>>57579546
noice
>>57579528
No I was sitting down.
>>57579828
way to how disrespect you cretin
>>57579809
heart is racing
>>57579729
ta
>>57579809
ye cheers m8
et 2 burgers
>>57579563
Could I not side top them to reduce sprawling growth and encourage the growth of the bud?
Coz that's what I do with tomatoes.
>>57579855
vroom vrroom! haha!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9snRQ9VAnyo&nohtml5=False
How can one man be so based?
http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/panama-papers-more-than-a-thousand-protesters-to-descend-on-downing-street-over-david-camerons-a6974871.html
bet he's quaking in his boots
>>57579925
>Organisers were urging supporters to wear Panama hats and Hawaiian shirts for the demonstration
why? in case he didn't know why they were there?
>>57579897
You might be able to do some crafty trimming and get away with it, idunno
Never had to deal with that issue before 2bh
FACKIN MENTAL LIKE
AVE EEEEEEEEEEETTTTT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibsZMG1kUFk&nohtml5=False
we have enough memeber to start a poltical part
It's me! :D
orgasms on 2C-B are simply earthshattering
>the """"University"""" of Memefield
>>57579985
very astute observation
>>57579979
>>57580009
did you try it for the first time recently?
>>57579464
If all you're looking for is a power fantasy simulator where you get to run around in power armor and shoot animals with lasers, sure
>>57580009
still need to try 2c-b
Reminder to vote no for brexit
>>57580117
Same, heard great things about it
candyflipping at a festival in a couple of months, looking forward to that as well
Ask a middle class Polish man anything.
>>57580158
t.Angela Merkel
>>57580158
No to what
>>57580117
fucking impossible to find
doubt that lad actually got some
>>57580217
i have some in my uni house desu
>>57580202
Where do you reside?
>>57579685
Or just call him a cunt in Latin, what an idiot blowhard, says Christians shouldn't be building walls when he lives behind the hardiest wall in the world.
Do I need a scalpel to open my neck or will a regular kitchen knife do? I'm not convinced the knives in the kitchen are sharp enough and you can buy scalpels on amazon.
>>57580230
South Cambridgeshire.
>>57579970
So it can be positively meme for all the facebook reposts and retweets
>>57580158
Up eurs.
>>57579974
you have experience growing it? any general tips? would be appreciated
>>57577753
Is there ever a non-autism edition of /brit/?
For another 8000 crowns would you play with me for a bit? Let me put my cock in your mouth?
>>57580264
you can make almost any knife super sharp by sharpening it correctly
On a mission to see the gf for the weekend, 2 hours of public transport to endure.
>>57580264
why would you do that
>>57580298
You're killing Martha!
>>57580271
>Polish
>South
Why aren't you in Peterborough?
2c-b makes me paranoid as fuck
the EU is such a beautiful thing
>>57580202
Remove kebab?
>>57580356
had enough of this life I am living fa︃m
>>57580427
slicing your own neck is gnarly tho
>>57580370
I rather like the countryside.
>>57580421
When and where?
daily reminder to come to your collective senses and vote against a brexit.
cheerio, lads.
>>57580409
Britain is going bankrupt if they leave the EU
#voteagainst
business idea: leave the EU and become the 51st state so we can all enjoy rule under Trump
>>57580447
I want to end up in the ground, not a loony bin.
>>57580311
wew
>>57580463
fuck off dave
AAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICHWACHWACHWAboingboingboing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TcWunHOqlc
Ah yes very impressive
>>57580409
>your money
why do people get away with saying this?
they should be made to refer to the percentage of the taxation money that is actually belonging to an individual. with an note to say it's only their money had they not been legally required to pay tax.
imagine the average individual person total tax contribution £9m or if tax money was literally still ours even after HMRC has received it. Bonkers
>>57580453
Is Polish beer being super cheap and super tasty a meme or legitimate? There is a sklep an hour and a half walk away so 3 hours round trip.
Currently under the influence of:
2C-B
2C-B-FLY
2C-C
2C-C-NBOMe
2C-D
2C-E
2C-I
2C-I-NBOMe
2C-P
2C-T-2
2C-T-4
2C-T-7
2C-T-21
3C-P
>>57580311
is this real?
>>57580471
I like this idea quite a bit
>>57580537
hear hear
>>57580499
Just think rationally
Britain will not get any economic support of the EU.
