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Keanu edition
hello?
>>57574626
batty boi
first for taytay <3
Bit of anime for the lads
>British """""""""""Democracy"""""""""""
>>57574686
aw thanks hun x
HATE Tories
>>57574686
thank you for this post
may i have another?
me on the left
The so called conservative party
adele
A girl at work tricked me into being her boyfriend, I have to go over to her flat tonight and watch Netflix, she said I can choose what we watch.
need to be smothered by a pair of thick pale thighs
Is there anyone more sleazy than Eddie Hearn?
>nurses not trident
>>57574743
Just don't get greedy...
>>57574700
and this was when FPTP made a small bit of sense lol
Would you fugg a woman who killed her child?
MOAR BOAR DEMANDS MOAR
>>57574773
Noone on Earth will be sleazier than Jimmy Savile was in his Louis Theroux video
fucking mental to think i would knock fuck out of any man in this thread due to my bjj background.
shame modern britain (this thread) is full of beta nu-males
>>57574787
thank you
>write out a long blogpost about my feelings
>remember no one cares or will notice because it's not full of memes
>delete it
very impressive
>>57574814
I would. I would not sire another child with her to kill though.
Ah, yes, whites must forever feel guilty
>our NHS
>>57574863
post it lad
heard it through the grapevine that the lads at /polska/ need some bants
>>57574728
>>57574863
what if this was that post
>>57574865
would you fugg a girl who had an abotion
>>57574700
Not sure if you're referring to the seat system or that there are only two relevant parties.
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2u2mzy
>>57574849
*goes to hit you and you fall off your chair, farting out a nugget of poo as you hit the floor*
*turn and laugh with the lads*
giving up on studying lads
just going to wing it desu
>>57574891
nah it's gone now, I felt better just writing it out anyway
>>57574898
nah was much longer
If you could marry one celebrity, who would it be lads?
>>57574964
you
>fucking mental to think i would knock fuck out of any man in this thread due to my bjj background.
>>57574964
Big Liz
>>57574964
saoirse niamh ronan
>>57574849
I'd demolish you kid, and I'm not even that physically strong
>>57574971
Gay marriage is illegal.
maisie
>>57575003
i'm not a lad m8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9snRQ9VAnyo
based Bill
>>57574849
>tfw 6'4 and built like a brick shithouse
if everyone on /brit/ was put in a steel cage and forced to fight to the death I would easily be the last man standing, genuinely
i sit here sometimes looking at the smart arse posts you little students and neets make and just chuckle to myself because if you ever said anything like that to my face (as if you would dare) you could literally be eating pavement in under a second
think on
>>57574979
!!!!!!!
first week in london, just moved with my family from marocco
so far so good
>>57575031
>having a fanny
Bit gay.
people actually believe in god still
HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA HAHA
Where is that Wakefield faggot?
>>57574979
Bit fat
>>57575067
probably Wakefield
>>57575056
not really
Zara
>>57574979
IL JANITOREEEEEE
why would anyone want to watch james may reassemble a lawn mower for half an hour?
i thought there'd be more to this show but that's literally it
just him in a workshop putting it back together talking shite as he goes a long
fucking mental to think i would decapitate the fuck out of any man in this thread due to my Kendo background.
>>57575032
quite like Bill
wasn't he only one of two Presidents to run a budget surplus?
>>57575058
Doing a prayer for this poster.
>>57574979
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
JANNY WE HAVE A PROBLEM
>>57575079
fucking destroyed
>>57574979
BELLHOP
>>57575114
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM works much better
>>57574979
JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM JANITOR WE HAVE A PROBLEM
fucking mental to think that I would love and appreciate any man in this thread in an utterly and completely platonic way due to my Catholic background.
smokin som C R A CK
>>57575097
Pretty comfy viewing tobehonest
There's a youtube channel with a softly spoken scottish bloke who deconstructs electrical items, testing the voltage and just talking about it for 30 minutes at a time.
Pretty relaxing
>>57575097
Sounds quite funny
>>57575090
excellent post
>>57575192
i'm a girl
>>57575192
Evening, Lad.
what does craic mean my brummie work colleague says it constantly and i just nod
>>57575181
it's on iplayer, knock yourself out
>>57574979
embarrassing tbqh
>>57575192
Not really, you're here.
>>57575192
alri
need my johnson suckled
>>57575218
It's code for Northern Fight Club
>>57575207
evenin love ;)
post cute asian girls
>>57575192
heya :) x
>>57575268
u start
what sort of men do thick girls like
I imagine big muscled lads
Why are so many of them American?
>>57575107
yeah him and Eisenhower
And I bring in the bacon but I don't fuck with the pig suttin like a muslim man
>>57575218
>knows how to spell it
You're doing a lie about not knowing what it means.
>>57575097
It's the equivalent of lets plays for old, lonely people
>>57575294
america is capitalism HQ
>>57575297
good lad
>>57575279
BIG
>>57575279
Bit lewd
>>57575332
nice haha two for me
>>57575332
all me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vmb1tqYqyII
>>57575279
you clearly have white feet
disregarded.
>>57575294
starts with J
r8 the waifu lads
>>57575332
You're devaluing the (You) market, lad
>>57575293
I find they often go for small skinny guys. It's the tiny waifs that love the meatheads.
And average middle of the road cunts like me are just stuck in the middle attracting no one.
>>57575294
America has a large jewish population
>>57575324
haha yeh it literally is nice observation
>>57575279
Elephantine
>>57575332
>whats a (you)
t. hiro
xoxo
>>57575386
cob hay?
Cant stand getting (you's)
>>57575441
does that look like a fucking barmcake to you??
>>57575406
Truly Jews are the master race
I'm starting to think White people are just jealous
>>57575386
Maize-y... hay bail?
Going to go do some recon on the gays lads. I'll get back to you soon with my findings.
>Life works by writing the wrongs of things nations did
Ah yes, fantastic. When are we going to punish countries for the
Achaemenid Empire
Afsharid Dynasty
Akkadian Empire
Aksumite Empire
Almohad Dynasty
Almoravid Dynasty
Armenian Empire
Ashanti Empire
Aztec Empire
Babylonian Empire
Bruneian Empire
Buyid Dynasty
Caliphate of Córdoba
Carthaginian Empire
Chera Dynasty
Egyptian Empire
Ethiopian Empire
Fatimid Caliphate
Ghaznavid Dynasty
Han Dynasty
Inca Empire
Islamic Empire.
Empire of Japan
Kanem Empire
Kara-Khanid Khanate
Khmer Empire
Mali Empire
Mongol Empire
Northern Yuan Dynasty
Omani Empire
Ottoman Empire
Pandyan Empire
Srivijaya Empire
Umayyad Caliphate
Uyunid dynasty
Or is it just white people that have hurt people?
Terrorist groups like ISIS regularly offer plenty of justification for their actions with references to Quaranic verses and Islamic jurisprudence. Why do we never hear about this? And why do Western leaders feel they have the right to decide what Islam is and what it isn't? They just want us to believe "herp derp religion of peace"
>>57575405
>I find they often go for small skinny guys
fuck that's me to a t
very excited at this news
are you meant to book like revision lessons for your theory test or do you just read up on it from home?
>>57575487
lizard leaders cover it up
ITT: subtract nominims
>>57575487
Have you actually read the Qu'ran m8? literally the first few chapters invalidate ISIS
Amir If I came to Aberdeen would you hang out with me?
>>57575506
No you book lessons.
That'll be £62/hr
t. tutor.
>>57575506
just read up on it at home
do the practice questions
>>57575506
Just do it yerself
love getting (you)'s fucking hell
>>57575481
>tfw I recognise all these from playing ck2 and eu4
Need some creepcam in my life
>Have you actually read the Qu'ran m8? literally the first few chapters invalidate ISIS
Oh dear. Hysteria over absolutely nothing. He has already stated that his shares in his father's company were subject to UK tax, but he did not hit the amount at which it becomes taxable. There was no illegal activity occurring where his father's financial affairs were concerned, or his own. It seems convenient that people are "forgetting" the fact that Blair's and Brown's Labour could have done more to criminalise such endeavours, but neither did
>>57575543
Utter nonsense. Muhammad founded Islam via violent expansion and many parts of the Quaran reflect this.
>>57575408
I live for these kind of replies.
>>57575564
>>57575567
>>57575572
good because it's tomorrow and i've just done a few practice tests online lel
>>57575543
Quote them.
>>57575481
>Akkadian Empire
>>57575332
right back at (you)
>>57575481
R A C I S T B I G O T
>>57575608
>>57575617
I'm not spoonfeeding you runts, go read the qu'ran and educate yourselves
>>57575649
Could you spoonfeed me in a sexual way :3
@57575583
poofter
>>57575649
Ah yes slay the unbelievers how peaceful and tolerant
>>57575677
*cums onto a large ice cream scoop*
open your mouth
>>57575649
Quran (5:33) - "The punishment of those who wage war against Allah and His messenger and strive to make mischief in the land is only this, that they should be murdered or crucified or their hands and their feet should be cut off on opposite sides or they should be imprisoned; this shall be as a disgrace for them in this world, and in the hereafter they shall have a grievous chastisement"
>White people should feel bad because they are still benefiting from colonialism
>Pandyan Empire
>Lasted 1850 years
>A Tamil Empire. Considered by contemporary historians as being the richest country in the world.
Any bangers on that new Babymetal album?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Military_career_of_Muhammad
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_expeditions_of_Muhammad
Ahh yes EXTREMELY impressive
feeling horny again lads
>>57575707
You seem to be """forgetting""" that the way the Quran reads, the most recently added texts is the ones you follow. It's what they do to cover up the insane amounts of hypocrisy and contradictions in the scripture. So seen as the peace talk is all in the beginning in the Quran, it actually validates ISIS
>>57575733
Everybody misses the elephant in the room that Jews benefited the most from White colonialism.
still awaiting my (You)'s ;_;
>>57575742
Yeah and some mash too haha
COME WATCH THESE SHEEP
https://www.insecam.org/en/view/299684/
Wew lads haha
>>57575770
>gif
fuck off
Ive got some fanny lips cor
Pointless is on.
>>57575801
HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM
Praise the lord.
Henderson out of the Euros.
I am happy again
>>57575733
Yet India STILL poos in the streets
>>57575801
WANT ANOTHER CREAMCAKE
>>57575829
Can't wait for a semi-crocked Rooney to start over Vardy and KANE
>had another job interview today
>didn't show up AGAIN due to anxiety
Next time I am taking half a clonazolam beforehand. Don't even care if I slur my words or fall off the chair.
>>57575801
who ate all the fucking pies
haha you did you did!!
What's the verdict on YouGov, lads?
https://yougov.co.uk/opi/browse/UK_Independence_Party
>>57575829
That just means we have to put up with Milner
>>57575789
Later verses like these?
Quran (33:60-62) - "If the hypocrites, and those in whose hearts is a disease, and the alarmists in the city do not cease, We verily shall urge thee on against them, then they will be your neighbors in it but a little while. Accursed, they will be seized wherever found and slain with a (fierce) slaughter.
>>57575808
Pointless post
That's not a joke about your post mentioning the show pointless; it was just a really worthless and asinine thing to waste bandwidth saying, and I hate you for posting it
>>57575834
thanks for letting us know lad
the housekeeper's fucking downstairs so i can't sneak out for a cigarette without her telling my mom, ugh i hate my life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5QI5k9RBZ0
https://www.insecam.org/en/view/299121/
Going to name her Debbie
>>57575851
He won't be starting over Kane, you simple cunt.
>>57575881
>waste bandwidth
Wew laddo
>>57575862
Yes, I'm sure a drugged up mong is exactly what you potential employer is looking for. Just man up and go for it.
>>57575801
YOU FAT BASTARD
>YOU FAT BASTARD
YOU FAT BASTARD
>YOU FAT BASTARD
OOOOOOH WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES?
ANON DID
ANON DID
ANON ATE ALL THE PIES
>>57575884
Is she lezzing out with your mum wtf lol can I join
Haddith is worse than the Quran.
>>57575913
>The captain won't be starting
HHAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
>>57575882
i was just checking :DDDDDD
got a cut on the corner of my mouth
better not eat any lemon
>>57575949
Woy is just going to lump Rooney in the number 10 role and waste Alli by shoving him on the left or right
>>57575884
why don't you and your lazy fucking shitty family clean the house?
>>57575884
Underage faggot
every religious text is pretty scummy desu
>>57575969
bitch looks 35
when are we going to get the Owen Jones-Bernie Sanders interview
Remember to vote out lads.
>>57575894
I can't even tell when Danny DeVito is being Danny DeVito and when he's being Frank Reynolds. The two seem to blend together so seamlessly.
>>57575949
He will be starting, and so will Kane.
Why do you find this difficult to understand, you dense paki?
Stick to cricket.
>tfw remembering all your problems go away if you kill yourself
I had a really beautiful Kafkaesque dream while ago, gonna try again tonight
OOOOOO I can control this camera
Going to flash the backlight at the qt working the register
>>57576014
>furthering Boris Johnson's career
I'd rather eat cow shit
>>57575801
I'm nearly a stone heavier than you
Put on about 5kg, this year, almost all of it on my back from loads of deficit deads, axle presses and pullovers
MUSLIM MEN FINALLY JAILED FOR VILE SEXUAL ABUSE OF YOUNG BRITISH GIRLS
LINK TO ARTICLE: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-35982241
(Trigger warning: Article is by the BBC)
why do slags insist on playing with my feelings
>old lady at work says I should be running the department as I'm "like those men at Bletchley"
Not sure if being called autistic lads
>>57576014
Not voting laa
>>57576080
>Choudry Ikhalaq Hussein
is that poleaboo's dad?
>>57576042
You sure it wasn't just Lovecraftian?
>>57575977
parents' income per unit time is way more valuable than just paying someone else to do it, lol what are you crazy
Protests when???
>>57576097
autistic savants rarely do well in managerial roles
reckon ribena's dad is a member of a nonce-ring?
>>57576164
probably
didn't ribena say he couldn't even speak english earlier
LADS THE MEXICAN SECURITY CAMERA HAS A BUILT IN ALARM
shall I set it off?
>>57576054
>Not wanting to further Boris' career to become head of the tory party
You lads want some of my Berry Skittles?
reading salon online
Dont read anything into this mi5, but I would enjoy the opportunity to subvert sharia rule if rasheed ever did come to power in the very wonderful west
Would go round disguised as a weak little man eating lovely bacon sarnies in public and when the boys in black come to cut out my tongue I'd reveal my true identity, use a smokescreen to cause mass disorientation and teach them a lesson or two at the end of the walking stick within which I would have concealed an eight-foot halberd
>>57576164
Poleaboo said he made a sexual joke about a young girl in her school uniform.
Very possible.
>>57576203
link us first
>>57576141
this 2bh we should march on downer street and and demand camerons resignation!!!!!
>just ordered a new bike computer
>>57576210
love those
>>57576241
http://187.189.109.32:83/CgiStart?page=Single&Language=0
KFC or McDonalds tonight, boys?
So is Cameron going to be made accountable for spending tax payer money on propaganda?
>>57576295
lel
>>57576308
KFC
>>57576308
burger king
>>57576268
Good lad
It was buy one get one free (King Size) at the store so I have plenty to share
>>57576308
Maccies
>>57576308
Bargain bucket and mcdonalds fries
>>57576308
KFC is dire
maccies all the way
>>57576308
Big boneless banquet or three double cheeseburgers (sextuple cheeseburger) (omg haha sex) plus 20 nuggets
Choice is yours
>>57576317
That, and profiting from an offshore company.
We have the perfect recipe to force him to fuck off, but people don't care. It's sad.
>>57576308
Porque no los dos?
>>57576334
There was a qt with glasses behind the counter but she went somewhere
>>57576379
why not both
1 pizza or 2 pizzas tonight lads?
Just booked a hotel and you know what, I'm still not convinced matey on the other end wasn't a robot
Also binmen didn't take my green bin this morning and it's ponging
>>57576397
so sad!
>>57576402
pero mcds y kfc es muy muy calores senor, no es bueno para tu estomago
>>57576435
had 2 earlier haha cheeky me
go for 2 lad be like me
>>57576425
Alright Fattyma McCorpulent
>>57576397
He has already stated that his shares in his father's company were subject to UK tax, but he did not hit the amount at which it becomes taxable. There was no illegal activity occurring where his father's financial affairs were concerned, or his own.
>>57576435
fat cunt
>>57576469
i just like the idea of getting mcd's nuggets when you've already just picked up a bargain bucket
>>57576397
There's literally nothing wrong with what he did in relation to offshore accounts.
But he needs to hang for cucking us to the eu
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uEliPlTqkEk
me and the gf.
Jelly, /brit/?
The aim is to make pancreatic cancer a meme
Where any of you lads in the Dortmund v Liverpoop matchthread yesterday with the fatty Yank posting all his fast food/dumb hat pics?
>There was no illegal activity occurring where his father's financial affairs were concerned, or his own.
Describe the average University student
>>57576500
Lool imagine just sitting down and emptyong your nuggors inyo thr bivkry
>>57576472
Iceland forced their PM out in less than 48 hours for much less.
>>57576484
absolute beauty
>>57576540
Arrogant
>>57576540
ARROGANT
>>57576295
Do they know they're being filmed?
Scared to press the alarm desu
>>57576506
>>57576472
He made a profit of £30,000 of tax avoiding
he should resign immediately
Got my hair cut lads.
>everyone that makes profit is bad
>>57576510
being killed by a shark is probably a shite way to die
>>57576540
arrogant
>>57576601
No, he sold his shares.
OMFG SO ILLEGAL
>>57576601
It's a private matter anyway.
Any #redditflaggers here? This is your boy (or should I say GIRL) josie speaking
>>57576540
Probably 'arrogant'
>>57576484
My m8 fingered behind the bins at a club. Said she was proper dry.
>>57576552
He's still a Mp though, and the finance minister and Interior minister still keep their positions
There are going to be protests in 30 mins IIRC
>>57576565
Those numbers are an absolute beauty
>>57576626
would love to get ingested and swallowed by that beast
>>57576594
Already tried it, don't think it does anything. The backlight works though, tried to signal them with it.
Here's a comfu UK pub cam
https://www.insecam.org/en/view/270272/
Lads, there's non-whites on 4chan.
>>57576646
heya x
>>57576540
not a jjb manager
>>57576637
Yes he sold his shares and profited of a tax avoiding off-shore firm
what are you not getting?
>>57576642
no its not
>>57576540
Really fucking annoying
>>57576511
is that frank skinner and britney spears on mdma?
>>57576667
wew they are haha
>>57576594
they know the camera is there but are probably unaware it's publicly available on the internet
>>57576684
so sad!
>walking home
>see a terrace house with a Ferrari parked outside
Priorities right lads
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p-8a4cv0kc
/brit/ is a big fat mess!
U lot are so far up Cameron's and your own arses for the sake of being mature and right wing its embarrassing
NEED to fuck a slag soon lads, i've only banged quiet reserved girls and the only porn i get off to anymore is slag or whore porn.
>tfw just want a cockney slag to enthusiastically tell me to fuck her pussy while she looks bored
>>57576676
Me and the mates on the left playing pub trivia
>>57576763
you sound about 12
>>57576684
invasive species 2bh
>>57576763
vote
ukip
>>57576761
that was actually pretty shit ngl
>>57576164
>>57576199
and he's got criminal convictions so he's not allowed to drive a cab
>>57576626
way better than by apathy
>>57576692
It is because Cameroon said so. Hope he fucking dies desu.
Bunch of Labour canvassers came to my house earlier today.
Told them I'm not being rude to them personally, but I despise their party and could never live with myself if I ever voted for them.
They seemed pleasant enough desu but I'm scared I'm going to be sent to Jezza's gulag
>>57576763
Nah, I just have two brain cells to rub together and realise £30K of foreign investment isn't anything even approaching tax evasion or avoidance.
>>57576827
>gif
fuck off
tune lids:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lFM_8XKHqOM
>Bunch of Labour canvassers came to my house earlier today.
>Told them I'm not being rude to them personally, but I despise their party and could never live with myself if I ever voted for them.
>They seemed pleasant enough desu but I'm scared I'm going to be sent to Jezza's gulag
>>57576771
I'm the opposite, have fucked too many slags off tinder and now my soul feels degraded
I just have >tfwnogf now
>Told them I'm not being rude to them personally, but I despise their party and could never live with myself if I ever voted for them.
>>57576822
amazing, what a great contribution him and his son make to this country
Every day I thank Allah I'm not ribena
>>57576598
hahahahaha what the fuck
>>57576781
I could cleave your spine in twain and obliterate your every abdominal organ with a single swing of one of my many spetums
>>57576839
Don't tell them your name, Pike!
>>57576827
look at that cheeky dog ahahahah
>>57576510
wtf im vegan now
>>57576880
>gif
fuck off
>>57576917
try it
How?
>>57576980
its like they're all lining up for a bumming haha
>>57576839
you're on the list now lad
got £70 cash for spraying this guys fence today
wheelin and dealing lads
>>57576980
this photo is clearly not britain
>Bunch of Labour canvassers came to my house earlier today.
>Told them I'm not being rude to them personally, but I despise their party and could never live with myself if I ever voted for them.
>They seemed pleasant enough desu but I'm scared I'm going to be sent to Jezza's gulag
>>57576867
>investing in an off-shore tax avoiding firm and then making profit of your investment in said tax avoiding firm
ah yes, definitely nothing to do with tax avoidance!
just achieved satori lads
>frequent walk down a private road which has houses worth half a million to a million.
>everyone has shite cars
>>57577021
what are you going to spend it on lad? buy me a custard slice?
>>57577021
What did you spray it with?
>>57577021
did you spray it with piss? waheey
>>57576873
So racist
>>57577025
Ever been to Bethnal Green?
>>57577021
i sprayed ur mums fence last night
https://www.insecam.org/en/view/250662/
FIT GYM ARSE
I
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G
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M
A
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S
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doing a crisis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3ofna1Mtl0
new sargon of assad lads
>>57577049
they spent it all on the house
>>57577049
spent all their money on the house I suppose, they probably go to the food bank to survive
>>57577034
How is it any different to if he invested in any other foreign investment fund?
>>57577102
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
In the car
Fuck off thelot of yoy
>>57577099
wednesday?
>>57577049
Same reason you see povvos with 55" plasma tellies in their box living rooms.
When you have the money to afford a solid sandstone house from the 1800s with high ceilings you have the sense to see that a 2 litre Golf or a Polo is going to serve you just as well as a 2016 BMW and cost you a whole lot less.
>>57577136
How rude.
>>57577102
YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE
>sargon of assad
>Sargon of Akkad
>>57577164
Josie will kill you
>>57577025
>"According to the 2011 Census, 2.7 million Muslims live in England and Wales, up by almost 1 million from the previous census, where they form 5.0% of the general population[2] and 9.1% of children under the age of five."
>new sargon of assad lads
receiving a download from the universe
>>57577084
>>57577133
because it wouldn't be profiting of tax avoidance
>I watch Sargon of Akkad
>>57577135
>>57577165
build a """"""""""""wall""""""""""""
>>57577186
I want to be Rosie's little baby tampon boy. I want to turn into a little crying baby and then suck on her breasts. Her magic breast milk would turn me into a little baby tampon boy. She would stick me in her hoohoo and I would wait with anticipation spouting little baby goo goo ga gas waiting for her to bleed all over me. I want to feel her Falla blood inside my little goo goo gaga baby tampon body. I want to absorb her hoohoo juices inside my little baby tampon boy body and goo goo gaga like a little rolly poly baby boy. It would be orgasmic to know I am one with her hoohoo Josie blood and I would giggle and goo goo gaga and yelp with little baby boy excitement as I roll around in her Lauren Mayberry hoohoo and revel in her red juices, slurping them into my soft little baby tampon boy goo goo gaga body. Then I want her to pull me out and squeeze and wring my little tampon baby boy body so that her Josie hoohoo blood and juices spill all over her Lauren Mayberry face. It would hurt and I would scream in pained goo goo ga gas as pain envelops my little tampon boy body until I reach full climax and then turn back into a grown human man.
Whites are so evil, lads.
Why do blacks still want to live in black countries?
>>57577216
>K-Shit
Not feeling it Nige tbqh
>>57577300
'sheed
Saw a weird looking person today lads.
>long blue/blonde hair.
>body of a dinner lady
>ears pierced
>multicoloured leggings.
Looks like a woman right? Wrong she/he had a beard. Tried to get a picture but they turned off before i could.
>>57577364
>>body of a dinner lady
what does this mean?
>>57577364
>they turned off
I'm turned off too.
am in me mums car
>>57577396
Fat as fuck. Huge tits and saggy arms.
eating mentos fruit lads
some of them taste like the mint mentos :///
Had a kebab AND McDonalds today lads.
Shepherds pie and chips for dinner now soon.
>>57577422
proofs
>yfw you remember that yanks pronounce tomato as to-may-to
people actually applied to be a janitor, lads
let that sink in
>>57577413
my city could beat your country in a war
How do we fix academia?
>>57577218
So we shouldn't allow British people to invest in foreign companies/trusts that have a corporation tax rate higher than ours?
Going to play some Fifa soon, disgraceful I'm still addicted to this woeful game after all these years.
>>57577491
Stop letting every Julie, Achmed and Ting-Ling go, keep it for elite white british men
am in me mums fanny
>>57577457
oink oink
going to do a skate
>>57577491
if all the eton tories who went to harrow school had gone to comprehensives then perhaps we'd still have the grammar schools actually
>>57577491
double non-STEM tuition fees
>>57577491
bring austerity to tenured professors
Realised theres a fuck ton of foreigners in Reading lads.
>>57577529
so's my knob
>>57577487
Muslims are pretty good at war
>>57577543
>grammar schools were good
bad meme
>>57577491
privatise the universities
Who /m-dizzla/ tonight?
>>57577606
>he didn't go to grammar school
>>57577601
wow am so offended gosh
>>57577620
got my dissertation to finish so na
got no exams though so I finish uni on the 6th of May
definitely going to be taking a shitload of drugs in the month or so I have of nothing
>>57577674
rasheed
>>57577535
>clean board
new deck or are you not very good yet lad?
>>57577606
>top 10 schools in the part of the UK with the highest results are all Catholic grammar schools
good meme
>>57577681
3 bits of coursework, 6 exams, and then a month off before i start working
cannot wait
dreadlocks are disgusting
would love to see a sargon and molyneux interview or debate 2bh lads
>>57577535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLwk3-LPIxQ
>I didn't go to grammar school
>>57577620
get your dizzle on g-get your dizzle on
just took some zopicloine, 100mg of mdma, 1 gram of pregablin and 7 zopiclones
>>57577705
rasheed
>>57577746
>molyneux
Went for a piss today and thought wow this stall is very roomy. Only afterwards did I realise I was using the disabled toilet lmao what am I like
tim wonnacott? I DO rate him
>>57577348
count yourself amongst the ranks of atrocious posters
>>57577620
Im on it now, snapped a red mastercard in half.
Have a full mastercard left and that half keeping them for the fornications that will arise tonight.
Think i might have contracted yellow fever 2bh.
Saw a bunch of qt japanese girls struggling to work the zebra crossing. Very cute 2bh lads.
got some cough syrup with dxm in, shall i be a lad and down the whole bottle?
>>57577620
m8 wish i had some, can only get charlie round here
>>57577894
why are you dropping now?
playing on games on such a conction of drugs,.pregablin, ziclopone, pregablin.
Feels like I am floating in a really comfy chair on top of swome mountain
>>57578017
Im spangeld right now lad but I can handle my MDMA just a wee buzz to get me motivated, done the job./
