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>>57563872
Are dave
janny isn't going to like this
ah yes very impressive
janny's gonna go bloody mental
alri lads for the small fee of 3 (You)s I'll tell you what i had for brekkie today
our nige
@57563943
the cons can't keep getting away with it
oh wait they will
Maisie
>>57563872
THE POST LIMIT IS 310 YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT
>>57563979
what the fuck gay flag is that
>I vote Labour
>>57563992
I thought we were supposed to wait til bump limit then wait til it gets to page 8
>>57563947
fair play lad
got a big box of rice krispies and poured the milk straight in the bag
took ages to finish tbqh
>>57563872
>not even bump limit
fuck off you utter retard
>>57563995
>>57563985
reddit.
>>57564002
that's not a fedora
>>57564003
Yes but this mong can't even do either because he wants to post his SHIT thread
the so-called conservative party
EATING A PICKLE PORK PIE
>>57563995
bellend smells like skips
>>57564085
alri county neighbour
>>57564071
I'm so hungry I could eat a crusty dick.
>What Cameron did was morally wrong but perfectly legal, he should carry on as PM.
>>57564111
love the smell of my unwashed dick 2bh.
*picture of a thing*
thoughts?
>>57564086
I'm either going to watch that or Pulp Fiction, which do you think is better?
eating a ham and coleslaw sandwich
>>57564066
lad you already made this post
you alright? want some calpol?
>>57564111
bellend smells like skips, post number looks like trips
wahey
>>57564132
ah yes, very thingy
>>57564125
stop posting ive had enough of youre posting please
wew lads
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html
>>57564132
you need to clean your room lad
>>57564133
pulp fiction is shit
American History X
>supposed to be the leader of the OPPOSITION
>made a passionate speech against the EU during his leadership campaign
>David Cameron is the head of the remain in the EU campaign
>He comes out in favour of remaining in the EU
ahh yes
>reddit flags
>>57564163
excuse me?
the so-called conservative party
Just did a wank lads
Need to go shower now because I have cum all over my belly
>>57564199
no positng
>>57564219
grim
>>57564142
i need to remind /brit/ about the so-called conservative party
>>57564197
>opposition is supposed to oppose every single piece of policy
also the only reason Corbyn is backing remain is because otherwise he would get booted out the party
>>57564218
>small c conservative party
hmm
>>57563872
Quite enjoying this newest incarnation of THE BANKERS THE BONUSES desu.
>>57564231
the so-called conservative party?
>>57564231
ah yes alrighty then sir
as you were
>>57564229
Not really
>>57564251
the bloody so-called conservative party
need a wee wee wee out of my wee hole into the wee bowl
>>57564220
please make me
>>57564267
the so-called conservative party!!
>>57564251
>SO CALLED
>SO CALLED
>SO CALLED
>>57564233
>the opposition doesn't oppose the government on the single biggest issue we are gonna have between 2015-2020
>supposed to be straight talking and true to his convictions
>even opposes nuclear weapons and wants to give back the falklands despite almost everyone else in his party having stoped debating it 30 years ago
very impressive
>>57564265
Quick before it liquifies
>>57564284
indeed, the so-called conservative party
>>57564309
ahh yes, the so-called conservative party...
>The so called conservative party, or as I like to refer to them "daesh"
the 'so-called' conservative party aka 'caesh'
>>57564327
mmm, how quaint, the so-called conservative party
The Conservative Party = A Very Aesthetic TV Porn
In the toilet at work
>The So-called conservative party
>>57564273
>>57564277
no more post
mum was supposed to be calling me in the early afternoon
been waiting for about 3 hours and the dotty old whore hasnt rung at all
>>57564219
do this all the time, best strategy
*rings* >>57564386
doing a naughty
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/celebritynews/9344956/David-Cameron-tax-arrangement-of-comedian-Jimmy-Carr-morally-wrong.html
having a wank in the toilets at work
mum you fucking prick why are you in australia
https://youtu.be/bVvPjLAaLTE
lads
its just a prank son hahah xxx
>>57564421
I do that
>>57564424
gone for BAC
dont call me son ffs didnt you get enough of my anguish after that parent teacher meeting
*walks into thread looking smug*
*unzips coat and lets it fall on the floor revealing my Monster™ Energy shirt*
Laaadies ;)
The so-called "BBC"
>>57564491
Son, don't talk to me ever again
>>57564522
chuckled
taking the landline into the bog just in case the daft slut rings after all
>>57564491
don't ever talk to your mother like that again.
t. your mums husband
>>57564209
anxiety disorder
snorting lines of crushed up benzos in the toilets at work
>>57564520
me on the right
*walks into thread looking smug*
*unzips coat and lets it fall on the floor*
not talking about my coat either ;)
the so-called refugee crisis
>>57564520
that nigga on the right think he jennifer lawrence lmaoooo
I literally only have a gf to have someone to take to weddings, parties, and other social functions. My libido went through the floor after my late teens and now I don't care about women.
Is this bad?
>>57564571
You have been kicked from the thread
Reason: this is a no racesm server
rip doggo
we've been going on extra walks for you and your buried next to your friend :)
>>57564520
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pvx4DRnSYSI
>>57564580
no. now you're free.
>>57564585
good gimmick has ptoential
did a wee
didnt wash my hands or flush
>>57564593
h_ello rato
>>57564593
hate dogs like that. ugly little cunts. get a real dog next time you old woman.
>>57564333
Underrated post
>>57564190
alright going to watch it in a bit
>>57564627
All small dogs are pieces of shit
>>57564627
Rasheed
not really looked at the ligue 1 table this season, fucking PSG are 25 points clear haha
Tried to not look at electronic screens yesterday
I got to 7pm
>>57564655
use the meme right, idiot
All puppers are good, don't discriminate
>>57564663
Well they practically bought the league, can't win without that dirty money
*prints more money*
ah yes, a true banker i am
o fuck i left the landline in the bathroom loo
glorious pupper livin on in hearts
>>57564593
>westie terrier
good lad, sorry about your dog though :(
Getting a haircut lads xDDD.
>>57564707
rest in peace doggy
x
meant to say lol but loo works too
>>57564679
>hating a British dog breed and being a cunt at the same time
Sounds pretty Rasheed-esque to me m8.
>>57564729
>>57564715
grow a pair you fucking drips
Really enjoying all these CCHQ shills on absolute suicide watch on the radio
if this had been tony blair avoiding tax when he was PM they would all be calling for his resignation
I hope everyone on here is voting out on the 23rd
>>57564689
good post
>>57564749
mudshits hate all dogs you bellpiece
>>57564751
>compassion is for the weak
>>57564715
she was a cairn, but her mate that she's buried next to was a westie. my dad wanted a scottish pair
and >>57564689 this post contains useful information and should be stickied imo
>Why yes I don't care about animals dying
>>57564753
>avoiding tax
but Cameron paid the full rate of tax when he sold the shares
>>57564756
Voting in 2bh.
How else will the rest of my family get here?
>>57564756
terribly good post
What a bunch of faggots
>>57564751
tipped
A fox got run over down the road from me the other night lads, didn't know it personally but I've been asked to say a few words at its funeral
don't forget to care about every animal that dies x
>>57564802
Pole detected
so people are actually saying they wouldn't find legal loopholes to avoid being forced to hand over half their money?
>>57564828
Haha, fantastic analogy my good sir!
>>57564828
>a random fox is the same as your pet
sociopathsheed
>>57564843
why are people making this exact same post 20 times a day
PAUL joseph WATSON
>>57564857
lot of intelligent people in this thread i guess
>>57564417
Dishface wasn't tax avoiding though
chooneo
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFehp5icDSk
>>57564843
Poorfags moaning because someone has more money than them.
The result was as usual. I won the debate, and lost the vote.
>*finds a legal loophole that allows me to take a poo on your face with nothing you can do about it*
>IT IS FULLY WITHIN THE LAW
>DO NOT PRETEND YOU WOULDN'T DO A POO ON SOMEONE IF YOU COULD
back lads
couldnt find ramen so gambled on festival stall thing still being open and they were
had to walk past hordes of presumably drinking people in a park
hate it
>>57564716
My Last haircut was May last year. Are you going for the patrician sides cut
has janny relaxed his rules??? won't he get his wages docked for that?
cheers everyone :) no more photos of doggo to hand but i appreciate your kind words xx
just don't have enough time in the day to do anything lads
here's my schedule
6:00am wake up
7:00am showered, prepare breakfast, eat breakfast
8:00am browse pet obituaries crying and saying prayers for other people's animals
12:00am go to bed
I just don't know where to find the hours
>having a mad fapping session because >>57564741
>finally about to cum
>dad wakes up
*lip smacking noises*
>>57564877
he avoided tax on his inheritance, mong
>>57564907
theyre only japs
>spends thousands of pounds travelling to Japan
>spends his day posting on /brit/
classic
>>57564909
Shorter on the sides and back but keeping the front long.
>janny's name was among those listed in the panama tax avoidance papers
>>57564949
its only the first day desu
>>57564961
very good post
>>57564961
I thought the janny was a registered charity so he's in a lower tax bracket
business idea: name firstborn son "janny"
>the rich and powerful lie and steal from us
>immediately jump to defend them
Third eye status: rotted away to dust
>>57564907
Doing a jel
>>57564955
>the front
do you mean the top you idiot? or are you going for this look?
>>57564981
that's even worse, you're already bored enough to post on /brit/
just been for a job interview lads
>>57564961
special report: the anonymous "Janny" has been exposed as earning a salary of over £3m a year with assets into the hundreds of millions, yet due to extensive and aggressive tax evasion, his UK tax returns have claimed all work was voluntary with a net salary of £0,000
>>57564989
he pays 100% income tax, but managed to avoid paying any of it
reckon big dave will resign over the panama shit
love riling up weebs
dirty subhumans
>>57565046
You had to travel halfway across the world for a job interview! When's the return flight?
What if Janny is a girl?
don't really like David Cameron as he is pro eu and failed on his promise to reduce immigration "to the tens of thousands"
but i still can't help defending him when foreign people try and have a pop
going to go about my day
if mummy
Post in screenshot
>>57565024
Like this bender. I always just show him pictures.
Reminder that if you are heterosexual you are a normie.
>>57565113
im a gay normie
checkmate
Anyone got reliable figures for total immigration by country in 2015?
*moves knight to e5*
checkmate
>>57565144
kek
>>57565099
looks like laminated crisps
Bit hungry rn lads, ngl
>>57565158
*flips the board*
Is Hitler was a socialist does that mean he was a left wing fascist?
>>57565145
It's about 40
BIZARRE FINANCIAL IRREGULARITIES
>>57565180
well they are in ballform so they are not
>>57565186
me too.
not sure what to cop for lunch
or dinner later.
the entire world is nothing more than a game to me
politicians, religious leaders, monarchies - all little more than pawns and (at the most) bishops on my great terra-board
as soon as dave resigns, i shall swoop into the resultant power vacuum and seize power
me on the far right
>>57565217
toast sandwich
just woke up
wish i havent hehe
>>57565251
me too you boring fucking pathetic mong
LADS
why do the lefties celebrate mao and stalin and no one says SHIT
but when right wingers try and celebrate people like pinochet or mussolini all hell breaks lose
>>57565220
what you doing on here rupert
>>57565224
>on the far right
so ur donald trump? hahaha
window cleaner is cleaning my window RIGHT NOW
what do i do
>>57565211
>the uncompensated volunteer
>h3h3 is funny
>>57565300
play it cool
load up a spreadsheet and put a copy of the FT next to you
>>57565300
Play this v. v. loud
https://youtu.be/sfmAeijj5cM
>>57565300
take a pic with timestamp
>>57565313
He says the word meme way too much.
>>57565313
how the fuck is such a high quality image only 437kbs? What sort of superior compression algorithm is this?
>>57565286
gimmick appropriation
you don't know my struggle and i'd appreciate it if you didnt flippantly use my gimmicks
>>57565300
bit late for him to be cleaning the window
>you don't know my struggle
>>57565274
someone answer my conundrum
>>57565269
extremely rude
having some te to soothe le poorly throat
>>57565274
Regularly see people get called out for positive views on mao and stalin if i'm honest
>>57565423
Objectively dreadful post.
>>57565354
I came up with this before you. Check the archives.
>>57565274
leftists don't actually have any principles they just hijack them when they want something done
see: freedom of speech
>job interview on Monday for same thing I do currently but £6k more
>>57565473
Good luck x
Plugged nose haha
>>57565423
>The Canadian is the whitest
Impressive
>>57565437
meant for these things
Of still I bide
all holy kinds,
greater and lesser
sons of Heimdallr.
Thou willst, Woden,
that I well tell
ancient tales of men,
those I first recall.
>Of still I bide
>all holy kinds,
>greater and lesser
>sons of Heimdallr.
>Thou willst, Woden,
>that I well tell
>ancient tales of men,
>those I first recall.
>>57565473
how do you go about asking your current employer for a reference without making it obvious you want to find another job
>>57565529
spot on
>>57565335
i got lunch instead
>>57565342
nice try cornwall
>>57565383
dyou want to question me some fucking more
vardy
*giggles with mouth closed*
gf just sent me this
>>57565535
You don't?
No one will call for a reference until you're actually employed. If they find out you lied you get fired. 99% of the time you never get asked for a reference
*fake laughs at a post you put a lot of thought into and believed to be genuinely funny*
off to my interview lads
>>57565590
is he having a party?
anyone else witnessing more "fuck me daddy" type of pornos as of late?
they're bloody hot
Going on a so-called "date" tonight.
Teach me obscure british slang
>>57565497
Hail, ye Givers! a guest is come;
say! where shall he sit within?
Much pressed is he who fain on the hearth
would seek for warmth and weal.
going on a so-called website tonight (4chan)
>>57565657
Same lad.
>>57565641
they do if you have a responsible job.
>>57565529
May trolls and elves,
norns and stonedwellers
burn thy halls,
may frostgiants hate thee,
may horses trample thee,
may straws prick thee,
may storms madden thee,
woe to thee!,
unless thou dost my will.
>>57565668
"Effing and blinding" means swearing a lot
comfy in bed listening to japanese alternative
off to my by-election lads
Doing a do.
>>57565497
Based Odin
>May trolls and elves,
>norns and stonedwellers
>burn thy halls,
>may frostgiants hate thee,
>may horses trample thee,
>may straws prick thee,
>may storms madden thee,
>woe to thee!,
>unless thou dost my will.
just filtered the jap flag.
weebs need to be dealt with the swift hand of justice
>>57565691
"References available on request"
>>57565641
Applied to a job where I needed 2 references before they'd even let me on site to interview haha
>Based Odin
>>57565668
start calling your mates these:
mong
melt
bellpiece
pillock
knob
knobend
>>57565674
My clothes
I gave, on a hill,
to two treemen;
they felt like fellows
once they had attires;
shameful is naked man.
BYE BYE BEAUTIFUL
DON'T BOTHER TO WRITE
>tfw you defend aussies in /brit/ and they filter you
they are dead to me now
stressing out because don't know what i want to do with my life
>>57565668
Get out you wasteman.
>>57565710
>japanese alternative
Ooooh that's a fancy way of saying "anime theme songs"
>>57565803
that's not british, that's nigger speak
Cameron is a wanker
>>57565832
british n*gger speak
walk on jap, jog on
>>57565668
ayy bhey, herrin youse eatin's nawt but scran and shite
>people who think they have to be all sly when applying for jobs.
Lol I tell my boss I need holiday days off for interviews and says he'll write me a good reference
>>57565822
literally not anime my friend
don't have a single anime song on me
>it's a yearly 'Ban the Grand National' episode
I watched kill la kill and gurren laagaaaan and I didn't like them. Don't understand anime DESU
ronnie pickering is a wanker
*slips a finger up your batty*
>>57565668
>allow it
Means to forget about something or to leave it alone.
>oi, Mark, remember when you shagged that tranny?
>nah, allow it.
>>57565847
yeah but he isn't a commie
>>57565863
I don't like horses very much, so I don't care if they die. I don't like gambling either though so I'm torn
>>57565856
wow thanks for your anecdote.
i'll rush to my employer now and ask him to change his personality and company policies immediately.
bring back the biff
>>57565799
I don't hate you, but yeah don't trust Aussies
>>57565907
t. sociopath
>>57565919
Do you like AFL
>that's not british, that's nigger speak
*takes notes on /brit/*
Ah yes, what'll see you here is a perfect example of Freudian psychology.
ahhhhhh dont have any original creative ideas lads
everytime i think of new idea for something i remind myself that somebody already did that
im a tortured artist
eating pop tart
Too much riff-raff ITT.
In the kitchen at work
Hello my british friends
I'm curious about how Dave Cameron is percieved since the current events. Are the people mad like in Iceland or not as much?
Thank you
>but yeah don't trust Aussies
>I don't like horses very much, so I don't care if they die
>Freud
>>57565945
not him, but who bloody doesn't lad
>>57565945
I do, but don't watch it that often anymore, come to think of it I barely watch any TV anymore
>>57565972
mentioned
>>57565944
I'm not a sociopath, horses are just shite animals.
Goats are better
festivals are so much better when they are free desu
eat pop tart
Jaw bone is protruding throw me gum haha
paki nicked me mobile
>>57565985
>>57565980
>>57565972
>>57565966
>>57565962
>>57565958
does it annoy anyone else when this level of consecutive nonsense happens in the middle of a thread.
>>57565913
alri rossy lyons xx
>I'm curious about how Dave Cameron is percieved since the current events
Wew lads just saw some teens and they had holes not just on their trousers but on their shoes as well.
Kids these days.
t. 29 year old grandpa
>>57564938
He sold off his inheritance. The reason it took him 3 days to answer was probably because he had to look through his financial records to even remember it.
It looks worse than it really is, if we're honest. You only pay inheretence tax on 300k + so the 30k he sold the shares for would've probably been exempt anyway.
>festivals are so much better when they are free desu
>>57566040
all me
>>57566048
nonce
>>57566040
ill kill you
does it annoy anyone else when this weeb nonce nonsense happens every time they wet themselves when they go to japan.
That dead police fella was a bender
>>57565863
Why would they ban it? It'd be like banning the bull run
What is better in this world than the fair maidens?
I carry from the thing a great worry;
that I shall never find my girl.
>>57565954
>>57565991
how many of these do you have? I am impress.
>>57565985
> Are the people mad
FOY
>>57566040
Every one of those posts was me haha
>>57566048
my brother has a hoody with rips in it
looks fucking retarded iah
>>57566040
Not really, people can use /brit/ however they wish IMHO
>I'm not a sociopath, horses are just shite animals.
>Goats are better
pop tart struggle
>FOY
>does it annoy anyone else when this level of consecutive nonsense happens in the middle of a thread.
>>57566040
Thats /brit/
>>57566043
bit rude
I'm worried about you GB
>>57566104
i don't have a beard or a fedora
>>57565985
rabid lefties are mad of course but they get mad at everything that doesn't conform to their narrow-minded vision of the world.
everyone else with a semblance of rationality realises that although what they've done probably isn't the most responsible thing to do (especially when in a position of power and responsibility), people are people and when faced with getting a significant portion of their wealth taken from them they are going to find ways to avoid that. i'd probably do the same if im honest.
>What is better in this world than the fair maidens?
>I carry from the thing a great worry;
>that I shall never find my girl.
Greek protesters tried to stop refugees being sent back to Pakistan
https://youtu.be/kFQJNeQDDHA
Ahh yes. Taking in a documentary over lunch. Can feel my horizons expanding.
>>57566093
Throw it away and buy him a new one like a good oniisan haha.
>looking for flats to rent
>find my dead aunt bettie's
bit depressing
>exempt
>rabid lefties are mad of course but they get mad at everything that doesn't conform to their narrow-minded vision of the world.
>everyone else with a semblance of rationality realises that although what they've done probably isn't the most responsible thing to do (especially when in a position of power and responsibility), people are people and when faced with getting a significant portion of their wealth taken from them they are going to find ways to avoid that. i'd probably do the same if im honest.
>>57566059
I don't think fedoras go to festivals and hit my level of ket
>>57566155
What's for lunch today la?
>>57566137
but your mind does
*checks my stock index*
Ah yes, I like this, very impressive
>rabid lefties are mad of course but they get mad at everything that doesn't conform to their narrow-minded vision of the world.
>everyone else with a semblance of rationality realises that although what they've done probably isn't the most responsible thing to do (especially when in a position of power and responsibility), people are people and when faced with getting a significant portion of their wealth taken from them they are going to find ways to avoid that. i'd probably do the same if im honest.
do you eat horses?
>>57566155
>50 mins
'no'
just had a little slip into sleep and worried about elbowing the person next to me
>I don't think fedoras go to festivals and hit my level of ket
>>57566204
only when the poles trick us into doing it haha
>>57566215
>little slip into sleep and worried about elbowing the person next to me
>ur mum
>>57566215
Dont think he'd mind lad.
>>57566215
didn't get my notification for when you posted your new blog.
just ate 7 zoplicone to make me sleep but it's not doing anytthing.
Shit drug
>rabid lefties are mad of course but they get mad at everything that doesn't conform to their narrow-minded vision of the world.
>everyone else with a semblance of rationality realises that although what they've done probably isn't the most responsible thing to do (especially when in a position of power and responsibility), people are people and when faced with getting a significant portion of their wealth taken from them they are going to find ways to avoid that. i'd probably do the same if im honest.
>>57566186
Leftover lasgner
>>57566204
I wouldn't eat an athlete so no
>>57566232
weren't they romanians?
>>57566215
not tricked so easily as all that
>>57566259
god you cant get enough of it can you
>>57566145
absolute bollocks
if this had been gordon brown, tony blair or ed miliband as PM avoiding tax there would still be the exact same react but with the left and right flipped
>>57566228
s-stop it
>>57566015
nah. i've raised horses. they're like big dogs. awesome animals. can kill you in a second though.
pic related is a horse i helped raise.
>>57566215
>sleeping with other people
>>57566248
>taking 7
>sleeping during the day
>>57566259
Nice one la
drinking by my so called "self" tonight lads
>>57566247
ill take a look at it
>>57566244
there isn't anyone there............
>>57566286
im hallucinating or w/e for brief moments when I slip into sleep
was doing itearlier too
>>57566248
Can you taste the metal yet
Stathams a big guy
>>57566334
haha so most /brit/ going to be sleeping
sleepover?
>>57566439
yes. took the rest os I on a high dose 7x7.5mg all gone.
Can taste the metal but the only difference I can feel is a bit rubbery but no trippy stuff.
Thank I can handle 7x7.25mg
gointobednite
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