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Are Arry edition
janny's gonna do his bloody NUT
Maisie
jamie vardys having a party
bring your vodka and your charlie
alri arry
>that feel of making a coffee in the kitchen at work having a good conversation with a QT until the 6ft+ well-built guys walk in and she immediately pretends your not there.
me erry day ;_;
Homes Under the Hammer is my favourite TV show.
I just love watching a boomer couple or paki cousins buying a 1 bedroom terraced house in Scunthorpe at auction for £90k, flipping it, putting it on the market for £150k which no one can afford so have to put it on the rental market for £800 p/cm
Love it
This is just like my videogames
>>57561603
Me on the battlements x
>>57561603
Go drink 2 (two) beers and go for a walk around.
Quick, prove you aren't a paki.
Aqua 2 here
>>57561637
get back to work
>>57561598
My cousin lives in the Bay Area of California. Has to pay $3500 a month on a mortgage for his 2 bedroom bungalow
>Why yes, I did go to Japan to "find myself"
>>57561597
Have you tried being 6f+ aswell?
>#ResignCameron
Why IS Twitter such a left wing shithole /brit/?
>>57561649
Your cousin is a fat yank who should fuck off
>>57561506
good edition
>>57561648
ok ok sorry
>>57561673
it's all falling into place
>>57561598
i hate this cunt shit.
why is it even possible to buy a 1 bedroom house, put a wall in the bedroom to make it '2 bedrooms' then sell it for nearly double.
>>57561673
facebook is, the bbc is, twitter is, comedians are, musicians are. can't move for leftism
>>57561673
Because people with actual thoughts need more than 140 characters to articulate them
>>57561637
Yeah I was going to drink this so called 'soda whiskey' then have another crack
legs are bloody dead at the moment though, thank god I've still got a banana left
>>57561653
when did I say that
I already know where I am, don't need to find myself innit
>>57561701
Hmm and who are the right wingers
Uneducated chavs
Sour old biddies
Bitter self-hating NEETs
People who were picked on by leftists in school
>>57561701
Is it because younger people operate on these things, or is it because people are afraid to voice right wing opinions in fear of being labelld racist?
Maybe both?
going to have lunch
People who think "we fought back against Islam before, we'll do it again" are just passive losers waiting for someone else to do something. Not to mention we live in completely different times.
Last time we fought back Islam, we were living in an age of swords and monarchy and churches and stone. These days people are too busy arguing over gender-neutral toilets.
It's over and you should flee before it's too late. Like the smart Jews that fled to America when they saw the signs of their doom 1930s
who else can't believe that it's 2016 and millions of pensioners and disabled are starving to death under the tory government, whilst £40 billion goes to trident
>>57561750
Its still late breakfast time you ugly prat
>>57561704
Enjoy yourself lad
>>57561766
pffft
>>57561760
dont care
>>57561783
St anus more like
St anus on the semen
>>57561768
hey thailand, apparently it's easy for a brit to come to your country and smash ladies
is that true?
>>57561603
s-sugoi~
>>57561800
yes
Thoughts?
>>57561799
nonse lezer
>>57561759
Those pensioners are fucking Nazis anyways.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHIVZPYAQt0
>>57561745
starting to think they're just the majority desu
>>57561673
Cameron literally did nothing wrong
Went for a meal with the senpai last night and the mother didn't leave a tip on the £120 bill (even though the service was perfectly adequate). Feel a bit guilty about it 2bh, although thinking about it, I don't get tipped for my unskilled job, so why should they for their's?
>it's a perpetually butthurt diaspora in Sweden episode
>>57561800
he wouldn't know, he only deals in underage ladyboys
>>57561822
Cried myself to sleep last night because of you..
There Is No Slippery Slope 4.0
http://youtu.be/ZX2gWkfuMb4
>LGBTQ activists are showing their support to a mother & son marriage
>>57561820
made me a bit sad desu
britain has some freaks like that, i've seen one or two at my uni, but nowhere near the proportion in america. that's the way britain is headed as well though
Cor, would you look at the arse on THAT!
>>57561811
why arent the asians crawling over me then
>>57561832
Tipping is for yank servers who don't get paid
>>57561855
poor eejit
Bit hungover and generally not in the mood to be a person but it's Friday so I'm hoping to perk up later on.
>>57561876
how long are you spending in Osaka?
>>57561876
because Japan isn't Thailand?
have you tried opening tinder or something yet?
>>57561832
i don't tip chads or staceys, but i always tip the autistic waiters who kind of accidentally ended up in the job
>>57561892
Didn't really but I hope that gave you a moral fright x
>>57561900
5days I believe
I should really work out when I'm leaving and stuff
>>57561903
dont have facebook for tinder
>>57561737
superb post
>>57561899
that pic summarises britain quite accurately desu
>>57561925
make a fake one then
>>57561926
ah yes superb meme my iphone using friend
>>57561899
atrocious gimmick
>>57561923
u just got b8d
>>57561925
just spending a cheeky week in Nippon? sounds fun lad.
>>57561887
That's how it should be, but everyone does it here too. Seems unfair that they'll get their ~£7p/h plus tips just for taking orders and moving some plates around. I work harder in my job and don't get any tips.
>>57561912
That seems fair 2bh, since becoming a regular 4chan user I've felt much more of an affinity with autists and losers.
>>57561943
Why am I not allowed to browse /brit/ while I'm having a poo? I thought that was at the core of /brit/s values
>>57561952
nah, im going to a load of other places too.
oi japan lad how long you spending out there? how much did it cost?
>>57561975
50p
700000 years
>>57561999
such epic banter mate
>>57561975
17 days, 500 for flights, about 900 on hotels, probably around 200 for rail tickets (170 on rail pass) and then however much I spend on food and activities
(currently 1.50 on some bananas)
>>57561973
oh nice. like where?
i'd love to solo tour some countries but thinking about the logistics of arranging everything overwhelms me.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xmPCvquqGY
>>57561999
lmfao
Is there really a lot of trannies in Thailand or is it just a meme?
Like if you were going there and wanted to get some poon, would you have to be really careful?
good morning gentleman, I hope you all guys have a good day
>>57561999
hella epic!
>>57562021
there's really a lot but they're not doing to try to trick you.
>>57562022
You can't trick me Argentina, I know you want the Falklands back
>>57562012
osaka, mt koyasan, kyoto, fuji, tokyo
Yeah desu I'm just winging it and today didn't go so well
probably not a good sign
>>57562010
hmm not bad
Heres anuver joke
*makes a really crazy face* hrrrrrblblblblerrrrreeeeblooooooooblaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaaaayayaaaaa
LOVE my country, LOVE IT
LOVE Europa, LOVE IT
LOVE Merkel, LOVE HER
>>57562062
wew
Why is there so many?
>>57562079
Russell Howard is great
>>57562099
>is
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MGxB_cDkVK8
Just fingered a literal bird
Right up the bumole
>>57562109
>>57562099
there's no one simple answer
At the end of the day, you think a woman who can't pull a pint doesn't deserve to be president
>>57562144
at the end of the day, redditors shouldn't be posting here
>>57562116
I broke my finger playing football and someone started a rumour that I broke it fingering my dog. Everyone thought it was true by the end of the year. Honestly as close as I've been to killing myself haha
>>57562144
Fucking despise this smug yank
>>57562022
>he has another nation's territory on his currency
haha c-ucked
>>57562144
>caring about American politics
How very bizarre
>>57562167
>falklands 20x larger than the entirety of south america
ah yes argentine education
>>57562167
does the average argie even care about the Falklands anymore?
Are dave.
>>57561640
blue 4 here
>>57562144
corrupt murdering cunt. fuck her.
>>57562156
>he's never heard the pint pulling gimmick
fonc
Im like the dog whisperer but instead of whisperer im tge dog fingerer
Lol
>>57562208
*tips *
>>57562194
tbf I'd be a bit agg if argentina took over Ireland or Jersey or something
>>57562208
Still a better option than Trump or Bernie
lads, remember that kid in school who broke his finger fingering his dog?
hahaha what a sadact
>>57562071
first days always weirdest by a country mile
>>57562079
proper dogshite hated it
>>57562070
I don't give a flying fuck about those islands, we lose them like we are going to lose the Antarctica when the time comes, we didn't even have planes to escort the Air Force One when Obama came..
>>57562232
They never had a claim to it though - we seized it from Spain before Argentina became independent
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/pull%20a%20pint/
for the NCs
>>57562239
There was a kid at my school who got bummed by a broom handle on the rugby tour.
Someone else cummer on another lads clothes.
>>57562112
kek
poor autistic guy was just trying to make a friend
got an interview lads but I've got a cheeky bit of stubble
shall I shave it off and risk looking like a whelp fresh out of uni or shall I keep it and risk looking like a tramp?
>>57562261
>argentinean military.
>>57562278
Alri Quentin the bender you fucking gay cunt
>>57562278
>rugby tour
How very surprising!
>>57562194
yes they do, my ex-girlfriend was argentinian and she got pissed off when i brought it up. she told me most argentinians hate british people, and to never bring up the topic to her family
>>57562266
yeah but it's still a bit cheeky
Las Falklands son English
>>57562357
what a nation of bitter children. fuck them.
>>57562371
les cadburys fingres??
>>57562336
Pretty sure it was rape. They held him down and shoved a broom up his arse.
The victim still claims that it was just banter.
>>57562312
If I could grow convincing stubble I'd never shave it. For anything.
Was in tesco a while back and the guy said "and why aren't you in school young man?". I'm 23. He was 25 at most
>>57562322
I know, I was a soldier, everything is really sad..
pic related
>>57562405
>Was in tesco a while back and the guy said "and why aren't you in school young man?". I'm 23. He was 25 at most
>>57562391
>gay rape on a rugby tour
How very surprising!
Just banter though hahahah waheeeeyy
>>57562357
The average Argie is a retard, I still don't know how Macri won the elections..
>>57562410
Not a military guy but that gear looks like its straight out of the 70s.
>>57562452
>military
Yank
having some nik-naks
thoughts?
https://soundcloud.com/houndstoothlbl/call-super-migrant-houndstooth
>>57562494
not even on the chart, fucking get in lads
>>57562244
say that to my face
Feeling a whole lot more funky now chaps
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D80VLeOivJM
Not sure if i'm missing something obvious
but if used off shore companies to not pay any tax is legal but just "morally wrong", why doesn't everyone do it?
me and the lads top left
>>57562530
because said off shore companies don't let just any old twat use them
>>57562444
forgot who said it but "two bald men fighting over a comb" describes it quite well. both sides have lost too many men to back down now, and as the majority of argies despise british and want the falklands back, that's what the politics will appeal to
>>57562530
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-33628020
>>57562513
proper dogshite hated it
>>57562563
why?
>>57562512
you know what to do anon
>>57562552
Me in the middle with the black and yellow jacket.
@57562562
end yersen jamal
Can't wait for the Queen to fucking die lads
>>57562552
Where are the people of colour?
>>57562452
the parka is as modern as it can be
http://www.ebay.com/bhp/woodland-goretex
The FAL, yes, I think it fought in the Malvinas, it jammed every three shots..
committing a sin
>>57562494
US has 42?
Does this include foreign nationals abroad? Like an American killed in the Paris attacks would count as USA rather than France?
>>57562566
Except if you asked the comb it would say which bald man it would rather be owned by, and it would be the same bald man every single time (us (not united states, us (as in Britain)))
>>57562603
this sounds like a threat to me, may inform your local bobby
nearly finished lunch
>>57562603
Rasheed
>>57562609
tbf although the SA80 we use rarely jams, i fucking hate it. so heavy and an utter bitch to clean
>>57562552
Why do American high schoolers look like fully grown men/ women
>>57562617
Not 100% sure if it's killed or just injured and i'm pretty sure it has to include foreigners abroad especially for canada
although that shooting in western usa a while ago was claimed by ISIS
>>57562654
weak cunt
the so called islamic state, or as I've taken to calling it, daesh
>>57562566
We don't despise the British, that's a meme..
>>57562654
soft cunt
>so called
>so called
>so called
>so called
>so called
>>57562692
>daesh
faggot
>>57562695
do all the people who chased top gear out of the country lurk 4chan?
>>57562370
Have a butcher's at this daft yank, lads
>>57562711
u saying what you son basterd bich
>>57562722
nice dubs you fuck
>Be argentinian
>Get triggered by a number plate
>>57562753
>number plate
fuck off yank
>be france
>pic related
>>57562677
>>57562703
you honestly wouldn't rather a G36?
falling asleep in my chair
might just finish this drink and call it a day
>>57562713
Are you going to tell me they didn't deserve it?, I like Jeremy Clarkson but the dude is a total dickhead..
I'll remind you that they were chased in USA too..
>>57562710
you twats take such issue with this
the bbc uses it to describe everything that's a hot political issue to avoid appearing biased one way or another
>>57562791
i have no idea mate. im not a soldier.
>you honestly wouldn't rather a G36?
>>57562795
and why is that a good comparison?
>>57562795
>Are you going to tell me they didn't deserve it?
Yes, it was a fucking number plate m8
>>57562793
sleep tight lil nipper
>>57562793
have you truly had no diner
thats no way to live
>>57562769
>goverment site says number plate
>fat neckbeard says otherwise
FOAL
>>57562791
I heard they melt.
>>57562793
That's a great use of holiday time right there
im fly like a g6 desu
>>57562808
the so called 'bbc'*
>>57562837
had a banana
honestly im too tired both physically and mentally
hate long plane journeys
tbf i bet if an argentine went to liverpool with a "hillsborough 96 LOL" number plate they would get chased too
>>57562821
because reasons
>>57562829
over a war were people died, I don't expect you to undestand
>>57562842
I heard you're a melt
a cretinous one at that
>>57562856
should have sailed in a dinghy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w4s6H4ku6ZY
>>57562843
I spent half the day wondering the streets trying to find my hotel
good enough for me
just woke up lads
First time in about 4 years that I don't want to top myself. Odd feeling 2bh. Keep getting a happy feeling for no particular reason. Am I turning into a normie?
>>57562856
>7:30pm
weak cunt
nii niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
>>57562860
That's a fuck off long number plate
>I rank Ozil
>Kane is better than Vardy
>>57562895
>wondering
>>57562911
youre a fuck off
>>57562927
Yes, I looked down a street and wondered if my hotel could be down there
>>57561640
Blue 4?
>>57562863
I don't think the majority of the world would understand. You really did make yourselves look silly.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ofFVf9JPc18
welcome to britain
>>57562933
Fuck off
>>57562946
it was just banter counterbantered
>>57562943
>has green and brown parts in his eye
Rasheed
>>57561603
why are the windows bricked shut?
>>57562431
>he doesn't appreciate top notch banter
rasheed
what's for lunch lads
>>57561506
cocking nora! can't stop scratching me arsehole, lads!
>>57562988
banana
>>57562993
fuck off yank
>/brit/ has become extremely americanised
Color me surprised
>Jelly Filled Cookies
>>57562979
Maybe a bit of green but no brown.
I ain't no paki!
>>57563009
what the fuck is that
muhammad wept
>>57563001
>yank
bollocks, piss off you fat cunt
hang on lads, I've got a (You), let me just find it
nevermind it's a jap, not replying to that
>>57563034
Was joking la, I'd say you're more Aqua 1 imo
What am I?
>>57563077
Checked
Doing a poo in the train and someone's pulling on the handle, impatient wanker
Just seen a noodle house on trip advisor
10 mins walk away
might have a crack
>>57563077
bloody racist
Morning cunts
have you noticed almost every song that comes out has that ethereal pipe sound like from the beginning of midnight city?
what's that about
GET THAT /brit/
GET THE STRAP
DON'T GIVE A FUCK
BRAP BRAP BRAP
>>57563120
Do it la, ramen is top tier
>>57563116
crikey m8
>>57563009
>jelly
>jail
kill me
>>57563084
Kind of hard to say.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QEzhxP-pdos
>>57563116
>doing a poo anywhere but the comfort of your own home
Disgusting.
>>57563009
Think they mean like the peak freans ones haha
>>57563161
Got my gf hooked on ramen in New York, of all places
She spent the rest of our trip finding Japanese restaurants
>>57563116
poopeelia on pooicide watch
so...
how about the big game last night
blue eyes are truly god tier
Green eyes are nice but often aren't catching enough for anyone to notice.
A girl can go from a 5 to a 7 just by having a nice pair of blue eyes that stand out.
If a girl is ugly but has nice eyes you can still feel some attraction to her pretty eyes.
Don't get me wrong, it's not the be all end all. I know some fit birds with brown eyes, but they would be fucking stunning with bright blue eyes
buying a 4chanpass so I can shitpost on the go
>>57563277
Thing about arsenal is they always try and walk it in
20K in me bank, lads
what do
1. pay off house
2. buy <insert stupid shit>
3. get investment tips from some pommie cunt in /brit/
>>57563310
This is pretty much me at work. I'm surrounded by 100% lads who are football mad.
We can be having a conversation that will eventually turn to football and I just walk away.
>>57563310
united have never really replaced scholes and keane
>>57563289
post a pic of your room
>>57563359
Send it here, ill double it in a week
>>57563367
>football mad
grab a power pop
>>57563390
I did earlier
http://www.zam.com/article/328/vaping-congressman-accused-of-using-campaign-funds-on-1300-worth-of-steam-games
>>57563402
i was in bath (the city not the tub)
>>57563397
>leaf
fuck off
>>57563419
your problem not mine desu
gotta go to my interview soon
>>57561826
high level autism
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEXGWMpke4s
loins trembling
>>57563446
you'll do just fine, luv, just fine
* strokes your hair lovingly*
>>57563419
H A L O
spamming messages to this bird on skype while she's offline
>>57563359
Employ a Panamanian Solicitor firm to set up an off-shore business for you to buy your house and then rent it back on the cheap to you, all to avoid taxes and such.
*vapes*
>>57563446
Don't put your birthday as the date on the application like I did once haha
My gf cooks, cleans, and irons my clothes for me lads.
Am I the patriarchy?
*tuts*
*dramatically waves hand in front of face*
*gets a nudge from the misses*
*rolls eyes*
>>57563550
*blows water vapour in your general direction*
'ello
>>57563487
GET HYPE (,..and then get your hype destroyed by D&D)
3:42
lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX2qbXPKb_0
>>57563550
>>57563566
no, you are a slave of the matriarchy
>>57563537
fucking brilliant desu
>>57563566
no you are a slave to the Matriarchy
britain has never be and will never be part of europe
>>57563610
>>57563657
alright Ireland, calm down
>>57563659
good post
alright lads, back in a bit aha
morning
>fifa 16 on legendary
>Final Fantasy 7 was released in 1997
just got prescribed zopiclone all I can taste is metal in my mouth from it
>>57563711
why are you there, just for a hoilday?
is there a main place your going for?
>That's right ma'am, I play FIFA offline with bots as opposed to UT
>>57563711
good luk
>>57563745
Kyarys ride at universal studio
reminder that if you are currently residing in a east asian country then you are a weeb poof thats needs to die
>>57563759
>going to japan for a ride which is connected to your waifu
mate...
>>57563753
can't get a stable connection on anything except pro clubs
>>57563759
I was hoping for a serious answer
>thailad called you a legend over a year ago
>>57563727
Fucking dirty endless perfect 100% accurate 1-touch passing through my defense, around my keeper, then back to their defenders, to get it back to the 40 yard line, to shoot, to deflect off my keeper into my AI controlled defender running around in circles like a window-licker, to deflect off him into the goal.
NEVER AGAIN
>Get the ball through a lucky interception
>clearly wasn't meant to happen in the games point of view
>the game scripts like there is no tomorrow until the opponent has the ball again.
>>57563736
>having insomnia
What's your sleep hygeine like?
I am very very erect right now lads
>>57563792
its a joke desu, will be going anyway
>>57563801
I like the culture and history of japan
I wanted to go holidaying somewhere on my own that wasn't somewhere in europe/english speaking
>>57563839
Hope you have fun lad, enjoy your holiday
>Buying FIFA 16
>I like the culture and history of japan
My cock is half soft half hard and warm as fuck, might just let him simmer down
>>57563806
>those filthy little 8 yard dinked balls they do into the box giving their striker a volley on goal that's impossible to intercept or block
>go to shoot and your man does a fucking weird 2 second animation for pulling his leg back and they manage to get a defender in the way of the shot
>>57563736
get on my level
>>57563872
new
alright finally finished the so called 'whiskey soda'
now i am gone
>>57563882
>strepsils
having a mad one tonight
>>57563839
how much did it cost (how many days where you're going)
also you won a /brit/ hunger games yesterday
>>57563880
>those filthy little 8 yard dinked balls they do into the box giving their striker a volley on goal that's impossible to intercept or block
>you manage to get a defender in the way somehow anyway
>their player follows through into my defender
>penalty given
Is American History X a good film lads?
>>57563961
>take a cheeky corner, edge of the box run, far post
>players are stationery as the ball sails over two of my guys
>goalie comes out 30 yards and punches it to their one matey who was waiting at the centre line
>>57564056
yes
>>57563882
=
7x 7,5mg zopiclone
21x 75mg pregablin
7x 50mg mirtazapine
3 x 5mg diazepam
25mg olanzapine a day
5mg olanzapine at night
is what I get doctors orders
the rest is shit but jelly of the alprozam. how to get that?
>>57563826
I have insomnia because I have repressed memories that show themselves in dreamss and thus don't sleep much.
My sleep hygiene is great always play theose rainforest relaxing things before sleeping maybe read a few poems, or make some poems just to relax and then normally go to bed. Try to keep distractions away from my room.
b
>>57564209
I have anxiety disorder..
>>57563882
dont take your risperidone you dont need anti psychotics I'm on the highest dose for them and they turn me into an apathetic robot when I am on them. get really urges to hurt people on them too, these drugs have a side effect of homicidal akatshia that makes people that take more prone to violence if you don't beleieve read this
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3513220
>>57564456
yes same I have anxiety disorder which is why I get diazepam, pregablin and zopiclone. alprozam would help me better
>>57563495
H E L L O
>>57564573
I actually take the risperidone to sleep..
>makes people that take more prone to violence
I broke a hand punching a wall six times, I'm surely better now being a robot..
The only side effect that really bothers me is that the venlafaxine blocks my orgasm reflex, I can't cum..
>>57564573
I don't have akatshia for sure..
>>57564741
ask for mirtazapine instead
>>57565004
yeah same I stopped taking me anti-pschotics homocidal akathsia went away. all the side effects, homicidal akathsia is what school shooters do and end up killing people. Homicidal akathsia is a symptom from it can creep it.
I was having thoughts of kniving the next man in town next to me from akatshia.>>57564741
>>57565004
if you want something to help your anger try and get pregablin
