lunch edition
what are you having lads?
Kolaches
crayon pop
>tfw
>>57566279
pasta bake readymeal
pop tart
there's too many muslims on my island
thanks davey boy
our nige
cameron OUT
Are dave.
>nah. i've raised horses. they're like big dogs. awesome animals. can kill you in a second though.
me on the left
>>57566293
the two on the end genuinely look like they've got downs
>>57566279
Oh boy jannie won't be happy
Booked my ticket to Shanghai lads
Can't wait to see some of my favourite anime studios, tour Akihabara, eat ramen and get panties from vending machines haha last one is a joke haha
Been studying Japanese for over two years now I can't wait to try it on the locals
>>57566279
having breakfast t.b.h. lads
*gently sharpens the blade of my glaive with a whetstone in the corner of your room*
>>57566279
1 garlic bread baguette and a whole sloppy guiseppe pizza
>>57566279
>what are you having lads?
My gf made me pancakes, almost as good as fresh after a minute and a half in the microwave.
She also packed some butter and a tiny jar of maple syrup.
What a good girl, I love her.
LADS, I watched this film yesterday and it was absolutely beautiful: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lw2_HZTuQBE
>>57566355
what kind of reaction are you hoping to evoke in me?
>>57566397
gf calls them sloppy gypsies
William S. Burroughs is the only member of the Beat Generation whose oeuvre is worth reading.
>>57566386
what is in the wooden cup?
>>57566386
What deadly concotion is in the wooden thing?
>>57566379
shanghai isn't in nipland m8
>>57566386
isnt that mate
fart
Kyary
Didn't actually do the midnight snack last night so not going too mad with it.
>>57566395
*twirls otsuchi*
move aside kid, make room for a man's weapon
>William S. Burroughs is the only member of the Beat Generation whose oeuvre is worth reading
>>57566379
Really good joke
Hot Chicken Roll with cheese and coleslaw
>>57566386
i hope that gourd and bombilla is a family heirloom.
Went to make a bacon & egg sandwich and there's no tomato sauce.
Might have a cry for lunch instead.
>>57566482
some people aren't plebs like yourself :^)
>>57566456
yea it is the guys over in the Japanese thread told me last night
>*twirls otsuchi*
>
>move aside kid, make room for a man's weapon
>>57566472
should think so too
>>57566433
Agreed. Kerouac was a hack
>>57566398
FONT
>>57566386
Based Mate
rate the breakfast
*feels an itch*
*expertly manipulates the very tip of my glaive into scratching my arm without breaking the skin*
*spins it back to an upright position*
*plants its mighty shaft in the ground to hoist myself up, levitating cross-legged in the air*
fart
Lol he's mad
finished off a big bag of doritos and i'm starting on some salt and vinegar chipsticks
Geraldine. Cancel my 4. I've got to shitpost.
>>57566570
>not just a bottle of stale iron bru and some meds
ahahahahaha what a wanker
This is my favourite anime thing I've ever watched
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag2THZKnwfE
>>57566279
pasta
>>57566435
>>57566443
>>57566464
don't you know what a mate is?
>>57566570
I can feel your blood sugar topping out from over here, what a sickly breakfast
>>57566570
10/10
>>57566598
child
>>57566598
they're big tubes
>>57566578
*unplugs your internet and watches you die of meme starvation*
>>57566368
can't argue with you
wheres
>>57566598
>drinking the HjewO
wish i was black so that people around me would think that i've "made it" just because i'm not selling drugs and killing people
>>57566637
Jeon Yul is the best https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PP3fy2Bw9SQ
>>57566279
>>57566664
bloody racist
>>57566664
t. chris rock HBO special
>>57566543
Yeah, and Ginsberg was the biggest hack of the lot.
>>57566604
I'm not your mate
you don't mind if we take this do you?
>>57566535
alright then friendo, been meaning to test the balance for a while now *smashes otsuchi upon youre head, skull cracks into pieces* heheh, seems about right, nothin' personel, kid ;)
>>57566701
that looks fucking tasty
>>57566741
this isn't /cum/ twat
>>57566741
We do mind
morning lids
>>57566741
Go for it, Canadians are cunts anyway
there zopiclone give you a weird train of though you think like an alien.
just woke up
Ate a ham sandwich
>57566809
tell you what mate, eat a bottle of sleeping pills and go back to bed haha
>>57566691
not a massive fan of them, sorry lad
Why the fuck is the government paying for adverts encouraging you to export more stuff on every football podcast i listen to - but not on any other podcasts??
I've got little to do and a lot of time to do it in
quality real estate
yanks
>>57566779
I'm aware of that
>> 57566828
such virgin humour
>>57566866
im like an 1/8th manx or sumin
>>57566789
Its not morning la
>>57566866
>british "housing"
>>57566887
you would know
>>57566741
Make us the 51st state please
>>57566845
People who listen to football podcasts are masters of the world in charge of large companies. It's a patrician sport.
>>57566917
it's morning for approximately 30 minutes after i wake up and then it becomes the actual time of the day
>>57566920
haven't been a virgin for ages now tbf.
>>57566866
>fall over a rock in Ramsey
>land in Douglas
>>57566873
And they insult our food
Jesus wept
just had sex for a good 2 hours
wbu?
>>57566891
what's the other 7/8th
>>57566954
happened before
>>57566918
>british
nobody calls themselves that here
>>57566949
>a good two hours
Need to nut inside a tight hole.
>>57567001
Isle of manese
>>57567024
nonce
Big Dave isn't actually going to resign, is he?
>>57567001
>Manx
>Not British
I've been there, you don't have your own culture, it's just like any other rural area in the North West.
So I was sitting on the toilet this morning, eating an awesome fried egg sandwich and...What? You think there's something wrong with eating in the bathroom? Did that gross you out? Then why do people suggest breastfeeding mothers feed their babies in the bathroom? If you're a fan of parents rights, I DARE you to put this up as your status if you agree. Don't share COPY and paste‼
![Ramsey_main[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ikbfRsM.jpg "Ramsey_main[1].jpg")
>>57566954
RAMSEY MENTIONED
>>57567035
It's just Manx you yank twat
>>57567001
irish and english
why whats it to you are you fucking gay
mancs > manx
>>57567114
0161 mentioned
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O59JNz7rdIU
tune.
>>57567069
He already said he wil resign before 2020 as he won't fight another election
If he is gonna resign any time soon it's more likely he would if brexit happens
>>57567105
that's manchester lad
>>57567069
If he does it won't be because of what he's already revealed, it would be because there are more damaging revelations to come.
>>57567140
that's Manc
The difference between the two is day and night
anyone going shops soon?
we need tissues
get me a cornetto while you're there
cheers
>>57567140
manc/s is manchester la, youve got it wrong
>>57567167
at at at night
BANGER ALERT
https://youtu.be/R6huvqYAZMs
its raining outside but i am inside i like this
>>57567167
>>57567174
let me get it straight, manc is isle of man and manx is manchester right?
delusional if you think manx is such a different culture from scottish, welsh and english that it can't be called british haha melts
>>57567221
other way around
>>57567189
actually a good shout la, cheers
heres one for you https://youtu.be/CCbtxZuf0qM
>>57567035
"Manx" you poorly educated yank
>>57567167
One is full of foreigners racing around the streets
>>57567127
Music like that is destroyed by the vocals
haha banter xx
Douglas is literally Preston on an island
>>57567261
for isle of man or for manchester?
>>57567231
the only cultures there really are is scottish, welsh and maybe Northern Ireland.
England is just a shit blend of pakies and bitter whities.
Poleaboo went into town today to print of that document he had to sigh for his solicitor to continue receiving legal aid
The library was his target as his home printer was a bit iffy
Unfortunately however the library was still closed due to damage from the not so recent floods
Decided to try an make the most of the trip so took a detour through the town centre on my way back home. This was a mistake.
Saw a lot of browns/blacks speaking to white females.
Saw a lot of white women and believe me white northern women are fucking hideous, in the brief second you see see the bodies or outfits before you see their face, you're thinking, eh, alright but fucking hell they look absolutely inbred.
Admittedly there are a few decent looking ones but then once you hear them speak, an semblance of an erection you once had disappears.
Some, what I assume were eastern European women around too, black hair, not monstrous looking, somewhat feminine dress.
Went to CEX, MGS V was there fro £18, could go for that but the 2 individuals at the counter were very hipster looking, a black guy, white guy with a beard and a fat female. Passed.
Went to game, a guy with his gf were browsing PS4 game, I only browsed for 5 seconds or so before leaving. As I went for the exit, I made eye contact with the gf, despite having a decent body her face looked as if someone had smashed her with a hammer.
Went home sweating.
Poleaboos cold has mostly cleared up
eating pasta with tomato sauce
got my licence today
recently got a gf too
can feel my third eye crusting over
>>57567298
>>57567221
Yank's first attempt at banter
>>57567299
Daily reminder that Preston has NOTHING on Blackpool
Where is Preston's international Airport? Where is Preston's Illuminations? Where is Preston's Blackpool Tower? Where is Preston's Pleasure Beach? Infact, where is Preston's beach?
>>57567307
nice blog post mate
>>57567303
But your first language is English and you can't even speak Welsh? Plus your favourite sport was invented in england haha
Goal is to own a Manx cat
I am a gentrifying force on the internet
Everytime a meme here gets a little too hot to handle I post it excessively to reddit until I see it repeated by other redditors 3 times. then my work is done
>>57567302
Just leave the thread you embarrassment
>>57567362
Doesn't Blackpool have the lowest life expectancy in England
>>57567362
do you actually live in blackpool
oh the hilarity
ee aar our kid you sound like?
oh sorry i was just speaking the manx language
>>57567372
>responding
worst part about living in-between two ferry ports that go to the Isle of Man and an airport that goes to the Isle of Man is that you often get their poxy pound coins in your change
>>57567362
post some good pics of blackpool mate
>>57567307
Did you blaze it yesterday?
>>57567375
language has nothing to do with culture in 2016.
>>57567455
I like them
>>57567414
yes. So what?
>>57567409
live fast die young
>>57567001
you're english m8, cut the special snowflake crap
>>57567487
shittest town going
Because it's 2016.
> watching anime and there is *LITERALLY* nothing you can do about it
>>57567456
I have a load on my phone but I don't have my phone with me
>>57567435
i feel some pity for the lad
Will beat the living fuck out of polecunt if I see him in the Manchester arndale food court
JUST
>>57567456
here's one
*turns off all anime*
got an itchy nose
*some time passes*
nose is no longer itchy, for i've scratched it
>>57567484
>Can't speak Welsh
>Speaks English as a first language
>Favourite sport was invented in England
>Supports a football team in the English league system
>Criricket players from his "country" are represented by "England"
>Poorest GDP per capita country in the UK
>Contains the poorest region in western europe
>The Welsh aren't even included in the union jack
goin to do a splif
>>57567508
you basically live in blackpool tbqh
nah not really feeling it today
got called racist in greggs earlier lads
>>57567546
never been to the Arndale. What is it like compared to the Trafford Centre?
>>57567602
Well are you?
>>57567573
*puts anime in the bin*
>>57567546
ye good luck finding a paki in manchester lad
>>57567585
Waleshire BTFO
took 7 x 7.5 zopiclone and it's done fuck all
Got called Greg by a racist earlier on lads
>>57567597
literally 'no'
>>57567612
shit compared to it, but is a decent *mall* on its own merit
>>57567648
Holy shit dude you must be WASTED XD
>>57567546
top lad
>>57567631
this lad >>57567612 said your mum was an ugly prick with a willy
>>57567656
someone going by the name of >>57567485 told me your sister is averse to shaving her intimate parts and sucks off men
>>57567591
Think you're an 'ard man smoking weed do ya?
WELL DO YA????
>>57567612
All shopping malls are cathedrals of Calcification
![cor_2781886a[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rv171G1.jpg "cor_2781886a[1].jpg")
http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/politics/7052818/Jeremy-Corbyn-spends-taxpayers-cash-for-daily-delivery-of-Morning-Star.html
>JEREMY CORBYN has ordered copies of the communist Morning Star newspaper to be delivered to his office every morning
ah yes, Cameron's demise will usher in the new era of Communism for Britain, very impressive.
Got called lad in a racist earlier, Greg
enter the gungeon is v fun
having a goood time
WILL YOU STILL LOVE ME
WHEN I AM NO LONGER
YOUNG AND BEAUTIFUL
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3529572/I-m-love-son-want-baby-Mother-falls-son-gave-adoption-32-years-ago.html#comments
lads...
went to meadowhall recently and it was absolutely stuffed full of proper chavs
>>57567679
I wish
>benzos and zdrugs getting you wasted
lel
>>57567648
Fat
>>57567679
wait til the lad cracks out the blue wkd xd
>>57567728
hot
>>57567591
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Flt9K8vlJGE
>>57567753
13 stone at six foot onee
>>57567689
>7 (You)'s
I must be posting a lot today
>>57567728
There's a theory that brothers and sisters are perfect personality matches for relationships, the only thing stopping them are the bit of brain that tells us it's icky
>>57567738
>going to meadowhall
>>57567790
btu she only linked 4??!?!?!??
>>57567817
t. Nonce
>>57566279
Ordered foie gras again but this time with white truffles.
>>57567711
>a spokesman for Jeremy Corbyn said “we get the Morning Star along with all the other papers”.
from the article
>>57567817
'sheed
>>57567766
'sheed
I was late for my Learning to Create Better Excuses workshop because of... erosion
#ThisNiggaGotJokes
>>57567826
I'm using a (You) duplicator
reminder that liverpool is the best city in Britannia
>new road bike
>just been out
>some fatty gets up my arse and starts beeping
>i'm all the way to the left
>he has tons of room to pass
>turn around and ask him what his fucking problem is
>tell him to hurry up and pass me
>he does
What a waste of space that cunt was.
Is this Roasties: The Song?
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fUYaosyR4bE
> MAKE A POST ABOUT BEING RACIST IN GREGGS
> NO (YOU)S
> EVERYONE JUST COPIES ME
FUCK OFF CUNTS REEEEEEEE
YOU THINK YOU'RE SO FUCKING COOL
YOU FUCKING CUNTS
I'LL FUCKING GUT YOU ONE I FUCKING SWEAR ON ME MUMM
FUCKING COCKSUCKEEEERS
>>57566873
What video is this?
>>57566920
underrated
>>57567476
Couldn't roll properly, took 3 "drags" anyway.
got a little lightheaded but I think that was just the cold
packed everything away in a little box
>>57567818
Yes that's what I said in my post
remember to like, comment and subscribe
Can't wait for Cameron to be beheaded on live TV and Jeremy Corbyn takes over from him as Prime Minister
>>57567880
i don't speak scouse
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHfIAoF8gEc
>>57567884
>cyclists talking about a waste of space
Pot Kettle Black.
might have a little shower
>>57567913
Christ
brb lads just off to walk around south central LA with my testicles hanging out of my trousers wrapped up in a little KKK costume
@57567913
howling
>>57567484
>language has nothing to do with culture in 2016
language is probably the most basic element of any culture
>>57567837
Why do rich people spend money on this shit?
>>57567585
haters only make us stronger cx
there's no culture
i s-swear...
>>57567636
samefaggotry.
disappointed with the new fallout DLC lads
>>57567953
>muh roads
>muh right of way
foy
>>57567913
lol yeah I saw your attempt at rolling yesterday. I'd fail miserably too. Should have just baked something.
anyone here get 100% completion on red dead redemption?
>>57567953
>having a hobby that also keeps you fit and saves money
>waste of space
Like I said, I was trying to be as respectful as possible by staying as far to the left as I could and not in the middle of the road and the fat cunt still had an issue.
I was ready to drop the fat cunt desu.
>>57567990
Maybe because fallouts shit
good night lads
>Poleaboo on the phone sorting his dads taxi insurance
>Mention his dad can't speak English and that "he's a fucking monkey"
>white bitch on the other side isn't impressed and says it isn't a problem
>howling
@57567977
not an argument
>>57568013
>Bafta award winning Best Game 2016 is shit
yeah alright
LYING IN A DEN IN BOMBAY
WITH A SLACK JAW AND NOT MUCH TO SAY
>>57567977
well don't you look a twat
>>57567913
>"Wanna do puff puff pass Ribena?"
>*hands me pic related*
>*take two drags and the entire thing is gone*
>>57567585
>Can't speak Welsh
Largest Celtic speaking nation in the world
>Criricket players from his "country" are represented by "England"
More embarrassing on your part you have to take players from other countries
>Poorest GDP per capita country in the UK
Considering the population/size and geography of Wales, we do pretty well
>The Welsh aren't even included in the union jack
I'm happy we've got one of the more unique flags in the world
>Movie star Danny DeVito backs Jeremy Corbyn and slams David Cameron at industry event
Ah yes, very impressive
>I'm the Iron Lady
what did she mean by this?
>tfw been rolling ciggies since I was 12
>>57568028
But it's day up there
going for it
>Lily Allen used to use gay slurs in her music with her dad
>now she's whinging about women having to be thin
wew
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoxGxbBUWPU&nohtml5=False
>>57568065
she's a hard lass
>>57568065
she's good at ironing
>>57567913
I thought I was shit at rolling, jaysus
>>57568054
ebin edit skills lad
>>57568044
>it must be good because it won an award
Top lol m8, needed a good laugh
>>57568060
Not an argument
>>57568065
her fanny was tight as fuck
Business idea: gather up all cyclists, place them in a black bin liner and leave it in the Thames overnight
mephistophelian
>>57568076
enjoy the plethora of horrible smoking related diseases and conditions you're going to develop.
not even exaggerating. i regularly work with people who smoked for years and they're so fucked that they wish they could kill themselves.
>>57568091
literally who?
Couldn't give a shit about tabloid non-stories
>>57568119
>not riding your bike everywhere for sick lung + quad gains
never gonna make it
