The mountains of Burma
Road to Mandalay edition
1st for america
reminder it is superior elder scrolls
CAN
NOT
FUCKING
SLEEP
>ohhhhhhhhh yeahhhhh just unlock the dungeon door to discover that i do not have an enchanted rob
>when you roll a nat 20
lads it's 6am and I can't sleep
what do.
>>57556199
diphenhydramine
220 of pure muscle lads
>>57556199
2 shots of scotch and a ciggy will do it, lad
>>57556209
>220 of pure muscle lads
>>57556209
post willy
>>57556209
220 what
>>57556214
>scotch
>>57556217
That's no yank. Look at the crown. We don't have royalty here.
r8 my book haul today:
Thus Spoke Zarathustra
Will to Power
The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
and 3 volumes of Berserk
>ewwww scotch is gross, just give me a glass of peach vodka :)
>>57556239
Go drink your cocktail you fruit
>>57556144
The road on the mountains of the Thai/Burmese border are maddening. It's like 200 consecutive hairpin turns.
>I drink literal ass because i want to look manly
>>57556144
>not russian empire edition
disappointing
>>57556288
sos ur nan
got a snapchat from a girl doing a kissy face at 1:30 AM
>>57556288
Pack your bags full of guns and ammunition
bills are due from the Industrial Revolution
scorch the earth till the earth surrenders
What to drink tonight, please none of that VB I wanna have a good time, i dont wanna scream at my neighbour
>>57556229
burgers
>scotch tastes like literal ass
>>57556306
I misspelled Bruma and saw that pic, plus I was listening to "the Oil" so I thought it would be good.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vHSNZK4Je-Y&nohtml5=False
Jews are okay, 2bh
right, data sim card is setup
Ishall never have to buy bananas again
>I consume alcohol
>>57556323
something not gay and shit oh wait you live in australia lol rekt city
>>57556323
buy Vodka and Kahlua and make a white Russian
>alcohol is bad for you
>>57556347
>Pleasu buyu myu banana-u Misteru gaijansama
wat do
>>57556347
have youre nap
>>57556344
Revolution came to Russia with much diligence
People killed by the bushel, no regard for innocence
But did you hear the news?
the Soviets were all Jews!
Surely it was purely coincidence
oh fuck it's lunch time.. bye
>>57556407
>lunch time this late
fatass
France admires America => America admires Britain => Britain admires France. and on and on it loops
>>57556384
ask her if she wants my banana instead
>>57556399
indeed
going to shower and then go
>>57556407
skiving at work as usual
>>57556400
Plenty of jews are capitalist scum, 2bh
>Britain admires France
>>57556261
7/7 fedoras
>>57556384
walk away confuse
is this some trick?
i go back to my anime waifu
>>57556421
slep tite stay safe
>>57556357
Come down lavo mate, i'll glass ya
>>57556261
>Thus Spoke Zarathustra
shitty + meme
>The Moon is a Harsh Mistress
fedora
After Australian ISP offers free data day to make up for widespread outage, customers use 2686 terabytes of data. This includes a single user downloading nearly a terabyte of data in 24 hours, including all of wikipedia, 24 seasons of the simpsons, 14 seasons of mythbusters, and backing it up.
vomited
>I am an organism
blasting crossbreed into my hearing cocksuckers
r8 my books
>resurrection/tolstoy
>capital I/marx
>ulysses/joyce
>I
>After Australian ISP offers free data day to make up for widespread outage, customers use 2686 terabytes of data. This includes a single user downloading nearly a terabyte of data in 24 hours, including all of wikipedia, 24 seasons of the simpsons, 14 seasons of mythbusters, and backing it up.
What did he mean by this
>>57556542
>>resurrection
one of his worst books
still good but still
>>capital I
gommunism
still owrth it to read but being a communist IN 2016 is seriously reprehensible
>>ulysses
have fun
>>57556548
u a gay bicsch
>>57556516
>24 seasons of the simpsons
>>57556542
wrote all 3 of those
>>57556502
Welcome.... To the true man's world
>>57556625
>
>>>resurrection
>one of his worst books
>still good but still
>>>capital I
>gommunism
>still owrth it to read but being a communist IN 2016 is seriously reprehensible
>>>ulysses
>have fun
>>57556661
Why don't Americans celebrate White Lotus Day?
doing a little clean of my room and found a £20 note i mustve dropped ages ago, cheeky
morning lads
>maxresdefault(2)
>>57556583
yeah, I found a whole bunch of classic books and it was the only tolstoy in there. I actually really enjoyed it except the ending and found it was really relate-able.
<tfw shitposting while drunk
have you lads felt this feel?
goodnight lads
>>57556706
morning
>>57556721
shut up you obnoxious twat
bloody well got heartburn again ffs
>>57556698
Theft Act 1968 CHAPTER 60
Definition of “theft”
1 Basic definition of theft.
(1)A person is guilty of theft if he dishonestly appropriates property belonging to another with the intention of permanently depriving the other of it; and “thief” and “steal” shall be construed accordingly.
(2)It is immaterial whether the appropriation is made with a view to gain, or is made for the thief’s own benefit.
(3)The five following sections of this Act shall have effect as regards the interpretation and operation of this section (and, except as otherwise provided by this Act, shall apply only for purposes of this section).
>russian literature
>>57556745
that is rude I was made official by a fellow brit
we anglos must stick together against the germanic menace
>>57556706
>>57556748
how long was you waiting to post that gimmick
Rapefugees at it again lads
>American literature
>>"Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew".
>>57556796
>She was sopping wet when he entered her. “Damn you,” she said. “Damn you damn you damn you.” He sucked her nipples till she cried out half in pain and half in pleasure. Her cunt became the world.
>Her cunt became the world.
>And suddenly his cock was out, jutting upward from his breeches like a fat pink mast.
>>57556776
2“Dishonestly”
(1)A person’s appropriation of property belonging to another is not to be regarded as dishonest—
(a)if he appropriates the property in the belief that he has in law the right to deprive the other of it, on behalf of himself or of a third person; or
(b)if he appropriates the property in the belief that he would have the other’s consent if the other knew of the appropriation and the circumstances of it; or
(c)(except where the property came to him as trustee or personal representative) if he appropriates the property in the belief that the person to whom the property belongs cannot be discovered by taking reasonable steps.
(2)A person’s appropriation of property belonging to another may be dishonest notwithstanding that he is willing to pay for the property.
3“Appropriates”.
(1)Any assumption by a person of the rights of an owner amounts to an appropriation, and this includes, where he has come by the property (innocently or not) without stealing it, any later assumption of a right to it by keeping or dealing with it as owner.
(2)Where property or a right or interest in property is or purports to be transferred for value to a person acting in good faith, no later assumption by him of rights which he believed himself to be acquiring shall, by reason of any defect in the transferor’s title, amount to theft of the property.
4“Property”.
(1)“Property” includes money and all other property, real or personal, including things in action and other intangible property.
thoughts on the band green day fellas?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c
>her "cunt" became "THE WORLD"
>>57556864
they have done some good songs but there are much better punk pop bands out there
>>57556867
corrrr....is your mum feeling better now?
>>57556888
my mum is FUCKED
facebook dot com slash kieranluckman2/videos/vb.100009344155058/1612403739081082/?type=2&theater
>british "men"
>>57556919
oops wrong thread
>>57556940
>>57556919
fat idiot yank cocks up yet again...colour me surprised...
>>57556926
>he thinks i'm going to piece all that shit together, paste it into a different tab, hit enter and watch whatever it is that appears, all for a post from sweden
could barely be arsed to write this post, no chance am i doing all that you bender
>>57556919
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4VXUDlcr0qI
admit it lads
The Incredibles is one of the best films of all time
>>57556973
best superhero film maybe but that's not a great pool to choose from
>>57556973
fancied the teen daughter when I saw it as a lad
might watch it again for old times sake
actually cant be fucked with a nap
going to have a coffee instead
>>57556973
Best western animated films, yeah.
>>57556973
capekino
WTf scoin on
>>57557066
mug
>tfw personal freedom was just a tool used by the government to win the Cold War
>not that the USSR is gone, freedom is being phased out
Do you stop them
>trained
>>57557278
not if it's nothing to do with me.
>>57557278
only if it got violent to the point where someone could be permanently injured
i want to have some vodka but I'm afraid it'll mess with my muscle gains
Help lads
>Wikipedia says dove and pigeon is the same bird and can be used interchangeably.
Fuck off a dove is a complete fuckibg different bird.
>>57557458
kill you'reself maybe?
>>57557530
how fucking interesting
>>57557530
>Wikipedia says dove and pigeon is the same bird and can be used interchangeably.
what the fuck
>>57557530
where do chickens fit into this lad?
>>57557621
>>57557458
alcohol doesn't kill gains does it?
>>57557691
Depends on how much
catalogues looking good
>>57557530
Pigeons are a breed of rock-dove
>>57556144
I'm hungry lads, think I'm gonna get foie covered in white chocolate, truffles, and some jamon iberico.
wish I had a pet chicken
>>57557703
What about 5 shots?
>>57557710
>>57557714
>>57557777
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kJC2qLluL4
*does cultural marxism*
Fucking hell how can people drink coffee, its disgusting
Eating a crumpet
why leftists pretend racism is about skin colour when it's actually about culture?
is it a straw man?
>>57557896
>>57557973
are u a girl
>>57557995
Rorke's breakfast
screenshots from the new Hearts of Iron game
this is the board so slow this morning? wakey wakey rise and shine wage slaves
doing all I can lads
need a crane wife
>>57558028
I wish
>>57557973
>its disgusting
literally just want to hug a qt and i'll be good forever
>>57557066
gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood post
>>57558079
who are your favourite Canadians?
have to go tescos today
>>57557973
literal child
Thinking about the oneitis
>>57558090
*hugs u*
Easter?
>>57558132
>tfw no more oneitis
good feels
out of sight is out of mind
Having a wifu helps too
>>57558178
hips look decent here very qt(＾ω＾)
>>57558135
please be in London
>>57558104
Tommy Douglas
Marshall McLuhan
Laura Secord
Joseph Tyrrell
Sam Steele
Bobby Orr
Having a very big shit
>tfw no cdl
I can honestly say that taking a big shit feels better than sex
>Canada had an uprising against the crown which prompted Victoria to recognize us and give us actual rights
>there was a Canadian Republic at one point
wew why did they never teach this in school
the flag was incredibly lame though
>>57558282
sorry lad but never heard of any of them (haha) have a good day
>>57558369
bad flag, the leaf looks better
attempting the impossible
willing the impossible into possibility
>>57558547
hej
>>57558543
Ah yes, another Canadian making a shit post and showing once again why they are the worst country on /int/
Very impressive
>>57558562
Doing my best
>>57558587
Are you being ironic or what, check the catalog lad
>>57558587
Canadians on here try so hard to be quirky and funny but they're just a boring America desu
>>57558369
>"liberty" in all caps for a fucking flag
seems more american than yank
leaf flag is far better in comparison
@every post in thread
dont care
Don't bully Canada
>>57558669
the "Republic" was just a few hundred hardcore dudes on an island plus a bunch of random yanks until the President at the time told them to come home and stop being dumb
most of the Canadians either died or left for the US
>you will never have a comfy night in with your gf drinking wine, making her laugh and watching her become more and more flirty as the night goes on
please kill me
>dog wiped me out last night
Fuck me, my leg hurts this morning.
>>57558587
bitter as usual
>out drinking
>having fun
>not drunk enough
>drink more
>wake up at home the next day
What do?
>>57558776
Posting the rest of the hot / passable ones.
>been sat on the toilet at work the last hour
This will teach my boss to stop being a cunt
>>57558799
Got a job interview later. Very nervous.
>>57558829
This girl is the cutest of the lot (in my opinion).
>>57558776
One day we will all have cute gfs lad
>>57558776
Sounds like my average Sunday night ngl
>>57558859
I hope so lad, I hope so.
>>57558774
>most of the Canadians either died or left for the US
death or yankdom
old times were hard times
called in sick so i could re-live the neet life for a day, i'm having a bottle of sol with my breakfast.
being a neet is glorious
>>57558853
Nah qtest is this one so far >>57558799
>>57558906
I miss the NEET life desu
imagine having a qt dom bf
>>57558904
I realized recently that my family weren't proper loyalists but rather "late loyalist" yanks who came over in the 1820s for the cheap land
>the bitch at work wasn't kidding when she quit yesterday
yusssss
>>57558972
>being a yank in anyway shape or form
baka tbqh
>>57558906
I was a NEET for years and whilst I miss that easy life I'm way, way better off now I have a 'normal' life.
I don't have a 9-5 job though. I work all hours and get 6 days off at a time. Could never do a 9-5er
Might try to get a job on a cruise ship; apparently people who work on cruise ships have a lot of sex (with each other; not the passengers or you get kicked off). It's not like I have any mates on land or a life I'd be sad to leave behind.
Also I assume they have internet.
>>57558618
I said shit post, not shitpost
Quit procrastinating and get back to what you should be doing
>when you spend your entire working day thinking about quitting and calling your boss a cunt in front of everyone.
>>when you spend your entire working day thinking about quitting and calling your boss a cunt in front of everyone
>>57559024
What do you do?
>>57558853
>implying
>>57559081
Machine operator.
3 days a week, 30k a year.
>>57559103
get back to work
>when you spend your entire working day thinking about sucking your boss and letting him humiliate you in front of everyone.
>>57559081
I shoot runts on /brit/
*gestures at rifle*
>>57559133
I have to wait for an upload to finish
>>57559117
Oh its you again haha
>>57559149
excuses excuses
>>57559163
going to tescos
>>57559024
Mines a 9-5, its not too bad but sometimes I just need a day which involves getting drunk and playing video games all day. Cant do it on the weekend because i even feel pressured to be productive in my spare time (Why am I not allowed to enjoy doing nothing?)
>>57559031
If you can't get laid on land you won't get laid on a cruise ship mate
My gf cooks, cleans, and irons my clothes for me lads.
Am I the patriarchy?
>>57559309
Get us some 3 for a quid sweets, surprise me
might cop this slick t lads XD
>>57558853
titties
scoin on
>>57559332
It's exposure though. Being trapped on a cruise ship for months will force girls to be around me and perhaps one of them will like me.
>>57559309
You just wanted to post that gif didn't you?
>>57559330
That's what I mean. 2 days is fuck all and you will be back at work before you know it.
Okay lads I'm going to be perfectly honest with you.
I do my grocery shopping at Waitrose.
>>57559330
Fellow 9-5er here I know what you mean, 2 days off just isnt enough
>>57559398
What kind of job are you going for?
>>57559467
Toilet attendant and CCTV mechanic
>>57559467
Probably something like a waiter.
>>57559467
Captain
fucking wanker m8
>>57559398
What do you do when you're on a cruise ship and not on the clock? Do you get all the perks of being on holiday without having to pay for it.
pooing ama
I worked on a cruise ship and shagged every bird on there, they're always up for it
what a gay* day
*gay means shit
>>57559609
gay post
I worked on a cruise ship and got cucked by Chad again and again reeeeeeee
haha no one asked me anything
>>57559467
mole itcher
>>57559590
what did you eat m8
got a morning blowie from my gf before I left for work lads, it was out of this world
Sounds like working on a cruise ship is one big orgy party. https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/1x493d/cruise_ship_employees_out_there_what_are_some/
If I ever lose my job I think I found something I want to do.
>>57559739
After you showered, I take it?
Also fuck off normason.
>>57559467
janitor
>>57559783
Told ya.
It's probably difficult to get a job on one though.
>>57559739
fuck off normiecunt
>>57559791
no, we were still in bed, then I had a shower while she made us breakfast, then we ate, then I left
really invigorating tbqh
>>57559848
>fuck off normiecunt
>>57559791
>Also fuck off normason.
gonna shitpost until a meeting at 11 senpai
>>57559859
>no, we were still in bed,
Didn't your dick smell? I'm a clean guy, shower every day, no smeg, all the good stuff but I'm 90% certain even on good days my dick smells like Prawn Cocktail Skips right after waking up.
>>57559918
I don't think it smelled bad.
for what it's worth I've had a shower yesterday evening after gym anyway.
I want to get some steriod cream for my willy, what should I say to the doctor?
Will I have to pull my kecks down?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0aTCXBji62n
>sweden
>>57559995
Literally just go in, tell him you have phimosis (or use the phrase "tight foreskin" if he's a moron) and say you want steroid cream to help with stretching it. If they need a reason, which they probably won't, say it's affecting your sex life (or some other made up lie).
When they offer circumcision, tell them no. Then when they try again, say no again and reiterate that you want steroid cream.
>>57560095
Thanks lad, no way in hell am I getting circumcised
the so-called conservative party
lads can someone explain this situation with Cameron?
He owned shares in his dad's company that was off shore? But then sold the shares before he became PM and paid the tax on them?
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gk8E6nTKZR
do listen to it my friends
>>57560132
irish spanish australian spastic
>>57560095
>"Hello, what seems to be the problem?"
>"Uhh, m-muh foresk..."
>"Beg your pardon?"
>"M-muh tight willy"
>"You have a problem with your penis?"
>"Mmhm. It, uh... Tight. Phimophis?"
>"Phimosis?"
>"Mm."
>"Ah, so you want a circumcision"
>"N-no, uh, ster-steroi"
>"One circumcision, coming up. Nurse!"
>"N-n-n..."
>*snip*
BANKERS
MORE LIKE WANKERS
HAMSTERS
business idea: take the bankers bonuses and give it to the junior doctors
>>57560170
Already been through this scenario in my head, its what I want to avoid.
CHOOON LADS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bznxx12Ptl0&ebc=ANyPxKqGU6P1BZi-mlxpBsBCImhKSEvozqzCqO8kOdngTj3q51pvLQbpdvmU6SkyZltDkWIqm6FbwPbZ4nfSowvGDkzys5BTXg&nohtml5=False
>>57560154
this is encouraging
>>57560212
>>57560220
good psots
>>57560234not good post
Anyone remember that story from a good few years back about the guy who went in for surgery on his bladder and when he woke up they had completely surgically removed his entire penis?
>>57560248
>&ebc=ANyPxKqGU6P1BZi-mlxpBsBCImhKSEvozqzCqO8kOdngTj3q51pvLQbpdvmU6SkyZltDkWIqm6FbwPbZ4nfSowvGDkzys5BTXg&nohtml5=False
>I have disappointed New Zealand
