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Party Rings edition
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karen maisie hannah
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Maisie
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oh you're asking for king size for weed

fair enough, thought you were legit having it for vanilla smoking.
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those look proper shit
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MINORITIES PLEASE USE OTHER ENTRANCE
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>>57525542
Those cookies look gross
B
H
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>>57525542
Thats what i call your mums bum hole
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rate my lunch
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Im trying to complete Akinator daily challenge which is "The most played real living English women." (Top 5)

I have found 3rd (Emma Watson), 4th (Adele) and 5th (Queen Elizabeth) but I can't find top 2.

I have already tried Cara, Maisie, Sophie Turner, Emilia Clarke, Charli XCX, Kate Moss. Kate Middleton, Jessie J, Keira Kneightley, Daisy Ridley and Kate Winslet.

Any other suggestions? Help!
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>I was born before Tony Blair became Prime Minister
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>>57525456
>apparently it was my fault the piss went everywhere and now my mum left without saying anything and probably won't speak to me for the next week

Unstable much.
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Threadly reminder that if when you were born John Major wasnt prime minister you are either too young or too old to post here
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>>57525574
>>57525647
What's the difference between the colours of Rizla?

So do I need to buy Rizla if Amber Leaf comes with paper?

>>57525559
I'll have to learn then
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*looks you straight in the eyes*
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my chocolate fingers are going in your party ring tonight m8 ;))
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>>57525542
B O U R B O N
I
S
C
U
I
T
S
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Maisie is a militant feminist now, lads
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>>57525730
She is dead ;_;
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>>57525715
He's saying to buy the bigger papers since you're mixing it with baci

If you smoke your babby nugg straight you can use small papers
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>>57525730
What a spacker.
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Threadly reminder that if when you were born Lord Palmerston wasnt prime minister you are either too young or too old to post here
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>>57525621
>>57525626
they aren't
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>>57525686
Kek I really pity anyone who spent early childhood in the mass Internet usage age
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totally forgot about princess diana until now 2bh

i remember there were beanie babies made after her
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>>57525722
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>>57525661
try Kate middleton, victoria beckham and katie price
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>>57525781
pitt the elder
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>>57525781
PITT THE ELDER
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>Shadow of mordor is 98% complete
Its been like 2 hours ffs
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>>57525722
breaks eye contact
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>Kek I really pity anyone who spent early childhood in the mass Internet usage age
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>>57525833
I fell asleep to this film it was so boring
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>>57525715
I use JOB papers 2bh
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>>57525686
Fuck off underage
>>57525715
Silvers are slightly thinner than blues, reds are like a4 thick
You don't want to taste the paper
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>>57525866
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>>57525686
>1997
baka
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>>57525621
>>57525626
Not enough vomit on them? Or is it because they aren't deep fried?
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>>57525866
I liked it
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Not a huge fan of expensive machines not working properly desu
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Feeling like I need to wee a lot today lads but there really isn't that much wee.

Hope I haven't got prostate cancer. Can you get prostate cancer at 23?
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>>57525907
you need a machine operator to help you out lad
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>>57525893
I was born in April 1998.
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If you weren't born right at the end of thatchers time in office you're a little faggot
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DYING for a cuppa and some biscuits :(((((
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>>57525874
Silvers are just blues that have been bleached dumb dumb

Raws are best
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>>57525919
They get paid 70 pounds an hour, can't afford that
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>>57525939
Are you a dog?
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>>57525939
Nice
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don't talk to me or my son ever again
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>>57525939
Nice
Haha
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>>57525939
Nice
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99 PERCENT
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>>57525939
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>>57525542
yer donuts are fucked brah.
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OK, Poleaboo is going to ASDA now

"Can I have some tobacco and kingsize silver Rizla, please"

Is that correct?
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>>57525939
>>57525973
>>57525994
>>57525995

shit gimmick
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>>57525957
well they do have a long and challenging education
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>>57525962
Fuck off yank
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>>57525737
>>57525926
Good lads
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>>57526005
You fucking scumbag
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>>57526017
No

12.5g amber leaf you utter retard
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>>57526020
erm no, check the archives
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who /1996/ here???
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>>57526020
kill yourself
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Ireland is an English county with a regional accent
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>>57526017
"small amber leaf and king size green rizla pls"

literally done.
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When did the "beating children doesn't work and is cruel" meme start?
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@57526020
all me

>>57526024
>"""""""""""""""""university""""""""""""""""" of york
>challenging education
pick on
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>>57526032
>weed smokers

Fuck off
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>>57526017
Get blue you tit, silvers are bleached and harder to roll

Ask for a box of amber leaf
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>>57526060
>king size greens

Get out
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>>57526060
>>57526017
>smoking

Literally kill yourselves
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>>57526042
>12.5g amber leaf
That's too specific, they might not have it

>>57526060
ok
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>>57526062
During the empire. We suddenly had all these Indians and Africans to be servants, so we didn't need to beat our kids anymore
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why don't brits buy cigarettes?
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>>57526060
>green rizla
Silvers or raw you fucking savage
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>>57526067
the funny thing is york is actually a well respected uni lmao
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Don't respond to him
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>>57526098
>kill yourselves
They are!
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>>57526098
>Passing judgement

Do yourself in
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>>57526020
why is this stupid cunt still here
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ABSOLUTELY GAGGING for some biccys ffs ARRRRGHHH
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>Ah yes, there is no truer sign of a plebian than smoking! I would never dream of debasing myself so!
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>>57526162
B-but those are cookies..
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>>57526135
rolling them is fun
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>>57526062
why is it only people who were beaten as a kid who think beating your kids is a good idea?
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>>57526175
we voted, yanks out
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>>57526135
We get ridiculously overcharged

20 fags are like 10 quid
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>>57526175
FOY

those are biscuits you pleb.
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>>57526135
I enjoy the struggle of rolling them when I'm off my face
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Bought some pot brownies but it wasn't cooked properly
still worth eating or should I ask for a refund??
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>>57526182
They're the only ones who aren't self-entitled, spoiled little pricks that think the world owes them a coddling.
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>Ian David Bone is an English anarchist and an active publisher of anarchist newspapers and tabloids, such as Class War and The Bristolian. He has been involved in social campaigns since the 1960s, including the 2001 "Vote Nobody" election campaign.
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>>57526068
But I vape
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>>57526175
BISCUITS
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russia is the comfiest country in the world desu
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>>57526182
Smacking children on the back of their hand is fine. Punching/slapping is not.
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>>57526182
Only working class people hit their kids, anyone whose civilized in the UK doesn't do it.
>inb4 some crotchety poortherner tries to tell my otherwise
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>>57526239
that's shortBREAD

how retarded are you
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>>57526135
Because everyone here is a poor faggot who can't afford proper cigarettes
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>>57526222
You'll get high and the shits at the same time
What's not to love?
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100% I'm off lads
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>>57526175
thanks but no yanks
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>>57526117
They'll definitely have it, they'll ask what brand if you don't specify
ALSO king size greens don't exist, they're only in smalls
Ask for silver
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>>57526279
can you take poorthern direland please its an economic drain, ill even throw in a free wales and maybe cornwall if youre lucky
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>>57526243
just isn't, it's a depressing third world frozen wasteland ruled by an absolute madman, the last thing good to come out of russia was Rachmaninoff
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mummy and daddy's flight home from berlin has been delayed
doing a worry
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>>57526267
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>>57526301
what's the difference between silver and blue?
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>>57526265
Not a northerner but i think giving your kid a slapped arse when play up is perfectly fine

Probably why kids these days are terrors
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>2016
>smoking
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What the fuck is wrong with poleaboo
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>2016
>not having the willpower to not get addicted to baccy
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>>57526350
pretty much nothing, i prefer silver some prefer blue but they're essentially the same thing just make sure you say one
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>>57526345
appeal to authority
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>>57526356
go on, post your trilby collection lad
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>>57526352
This. My dad slapped me and my brothers arses and we turned out fine.

Didnt slap my sisters though and she is a right bitch.
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>>57526365
what isn't wrong with the lad?
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>>57526341
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>>57526388
This desu

You have to be incredibly weak to actually be addicted to something
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>>57526365
what do you mean?
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>>57526398
fallacy fallacy
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>>57526398
ad homenim
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>>57526352
You wouldn't hit a child if it wasn't your kid, regardless how much of a cunt they are being therefore you shouldn't hit your own. Being a parent suddenly doesn't give you the right to hit children.
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>>57526388
t. only smokes when he drinks
everyone starts like this
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>>57526352
Most kids these days sit inside playing videogames all day
its why vandalism rates have plummeted
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>Beating a child with a belt is wrong
Fucking southern poncey fairies.
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>>57526252
Nah a smack on the arse is better than that hitting the back of your hand with a ruler as that can fuck a young kids hand up
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>>57526365
>you now realise poleaboo is 24 years old
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wagwan
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>>57526451
not even true
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>apply for analyst role 3 times at work
>turned down 3 timed
>watch less intelligent, less qualified and less able people get the job each time.
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>>57526451
Been doing that for like 4 years and have not once felt the need to smoke
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https://youtu.be/r9rGX91rq5I

uhhhhh what?
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>>57526446
I wouldn't piss is anyone else's sink but I'll sure as fuck piss in mine if I feel so inclined.
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>>57526480
this used to be my tinder bio ngl
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>>57526508
>i wouldnt piss in anyone elses sink
pusiol
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>>57526487
>>watch less intelligent, less qualified and less able people get the job each time.
evidently not
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>>57526484
well your post implied you partake in smoking tobacco on the occasion
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I've been smoking for 12 years now desu

>t. 26 year old grandfather
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>>57526487
>less intelligent
>less qualified
>less able
obviously not, it's you who is lacking otherwise you'd have gotten the job
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>>57526451
You don't suddenly develop a craving for tobacco initially when you drink alcohol, you smoke because you see others do it and follow like a little bleating sheep.
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>>57526446
I think you should be able to slap a kid if theyve smashed your window or whatever

I wouldnt because its not the done thing
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are ukeep dead yet?
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Smoking is natural selection at work

Smokers are fucking idiots and will die early thankfully
There is literally no excuse for smoking in 2016
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>>57526537
yes i do but it's not whenever i drink

sometimes i'll go for a walk and have one, i'll smoke one with my mates, but i don't ever feel like i need one
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>>57526531
>>57526555
>thinking you get jobs based on ability and not being friends with the manager.

Lol
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>>57526591
me on the left
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>you now remember fatboy slim
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how much time at work do you actually spend working lads?
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>>57526591
It looks cool
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>>57526570
It's not the done thing because it's child abuse m8
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>>57526629
I count that as an ability and a qualification
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>>57526559
i know that m8
i mean a lot of people only smoke when they're out but then end up buying a pack of fags when they're on their own
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>>57526582
currently the strongest theyve ever been
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>>57526629
That is ability though, the ability to show you are not an asocial autist
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>>57526591
I wonder what the long term effects of vaping are
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Starving women in Africa:
>hmm, I cannot feed myself and am starving to death what shall I do?
>of course! Time to have another baby!

ah yes, very impressive
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>>57526663
>one outlier poll

ah yes, very impressive
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>>57526661
only ever bought 2 packs

one for new years to share with the lads

one a couple weeks ago just so i have them if i want to clear my head or have one while i'm out, i only smoke like 2 of them a week
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>>57526687
the fedora eventually fuses with your head, unless you're a normie who vapes in which case nothing
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>>57526591
Not really you dense twat

Most people that die of smoke related illness' have already had children and passed their genes on
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>>57526633
literally who
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>>57526687
autism
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>>57526701
People in poor countries have children to look after them when they get older
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>tfw have never smoked
>have never drunk
>have never done drugs

not underage, not muslim
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>>57526633
I have to praise you like I shooooooooooould

>>57526687
Being chilled
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>>57526764
Just autistic
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>when a female manager conveniently hires all her smoking buddies

Ah yes very impressive
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>>57526776
nice
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>>57526764
Only drunk 2bhl
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>>57526716
Nope its the most recent poll, here is the second most recent poll and its from a different company
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>>57526646
No it's not.

It's teaching the little cunt to respect other people and their possessions or you'll get a slap

I'm not talking about kicking the shit out of them btw
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>>57526717
remember when i bought my first 20 deck and done the same, took me a month to smoke them
it's a slippery slope
although i was 15 and naive, maybe you're more wise
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>>57526633
Moby is playing a dj set at my city's festival this summer
>>
we slip and slide and we fall in love
and i just cant seem to get enough of you
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>>57526834
You're just weak willed
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>>57526838
nobody listens to techno so let's go
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>>57525985
Don't find this gimmick very amusing.
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Should I quit my job lads. It's making me very unhappy and I'm being treated like shit.

Applied for a few jobs already but no response.

Knowing I have only my months notice period to find a job might encourage me.
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>>57525985
Norn Iron confirmed polish
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>>57526897
what job and why?
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>david cameron at the top of the list of panama leaks
>nobody cares
>not even /brit/ is shitposting about it

uhhhhhhhhhhhh
>>
Can't drive lads.
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First time on this general. How do I into /brit/, lads?
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>>57526978
>>>/r/unitedkingdom
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>>57526978
>don't come here every day
>try to tell us what we do and don't shitpost about

fuck off yank
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>>57526996
FONC
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>>57526978
It's his dad, who cares
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>>57526996
talk with a cockney accent and post pics of """"biscuits''''' aka cookies
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>>57527038
What?
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>>57526978
fuck off Soros shill
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>>57526990
Mancard status:
[ ] valid
[x] declined
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>>57526978
tories innit
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>>57526978
Wahhhh someone has more money than me wahhhhhh
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>>57526996
FONC
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>>57526927
Settlements analyst.

I am doing some important work and being underpaid by at least 5 grand. I've tried to progress several times and no one even bothers to have a meeting with me I am just declined with no explaination. It's very clear I'm being purposefully prevented from progressing because they need me to do the work I'm doing.
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>>57526978
Its his dad who died 6 years ago, he hasnt done it himself
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proper scouser here, if I catch ya out n about I'll fuckin smoke ya
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>sunny and rainy at the same time

cant think of a shitter weather
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Just watched this lads, goat film desu
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drinking white spirit
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Food for thought

first of two pics
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>>57527063
how many birds you shagged m8?
if it's less than 1 you're in the wrong place
>>>/r9k/britfeel/
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>>57527110
>I hate rainbows and appropriate temperatures

Wow, try being less of an edgy faggot next time
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just got a TON of (You)s

very proud of myself
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>>57527124
rorke
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>>57527147
second of two pics
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>>57527174
who did you trigger?
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>>57527124
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>>57527147
label your lines. plonker
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>>57527147
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>>57527153
It seems you're in the wrong place lad
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Doing a bad thing lads, was bored and asked my mates ex who I know to be a slag if she fancies a hanging out, she said yes and has gone to buy wine and get ready for me arriving. Probably going to cheat on the gf. Will attempt some gonzo level field journalism while I'm there
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>>57527214
i dont get it tbf
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>>57527194
rasheed mac-al-jihad
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>>57527214
idgi
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>>57525626
Thought you out of anyone would be up for a glazed ring, you American faggot
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Finally got a gf
>Lifting for two etc.
>Putting myself "out there" in social situations, constantly trying to improve myself in every which way possible
>Work on my personality, flaws etc, and I've pretty much become a vey nice, kind and mature person
>Push myself every single day in the gym
>Count calories, eat correctly
>Putting all of this effort to become a better, more attractive person
>Finally get gf
>Be together for 6 months
>Realize today that she's a completely average person who didn't put in even a fraction of the effort that I did
>She's skinnyfat, has very clear personality flaws and isn't even that likeable in any aspect
>If she was a male, she wouldn't even dare leave her house for fear of ridicule
>While I spent what could have been the best years of my life (18-21) improving myself, she spent those years partying, getting fucked by faggots, sucking dicks and taking selfies
>tfw I now resent the fuck out of her and plan to cheat on her any chance I get
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>>57527214
Is it because the typhoon is partly german?
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>>57527214
Based typhoon saves the day.

Hitler never stood a chance.
>>
had 1 job to put the bins out whilst my parents were away
forgot to push them to the end of the drive and left them behind my car
the binmen didn't take them
can't even perform a simple task like that properly
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>57527258
stop posting your shitty fucking desk you dirty smoking faggot
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>>57527236
From the context its obvious

blue = tory

red = labour
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>>57527258
can i have ur gf?

only if she's cute

no munters
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>>57527261
Hurricane.
>>
Approaching apex comfiness
A hash spliff? don't mind if i do
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>>57527291
kek
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>>57525752

BASED
A
S
E
D
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wtf dude that was rude
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>>57526017
Poleboo why the fuck are you starting smoking?

Don't it's shit.
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slag holidays are starting again
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>>57527336
>hash
might aswell be smoking baccy
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all the referendum polls from march
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>>57527333
why have they both got irish flags?
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>>57527366
He's sick and I told him to smoke the babby nug he bought last week off the internets
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>>57527367
zero (0) arse
>>
Might have a few bevvies and order a takeaway tonight. Dunno what to get

Had Indian last time. Kinda fancy a chinkie but they are more expensive than pizza and Indian.
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>>57527367
Sometimes i want to get a slag pregant on holiday and then ditch her.

Dont know why desu.
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>>57527371
>not rolling it into a sausage on a bed of baccy
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>>57527405
hate slant eyed jews desu
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>>57527367
That's what i love about high school girls, I keep getting older but they stay the same age
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>his dad did it
>not our glorious PM

good goy.
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>lib dems

hahahahahahahahhahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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kill yourself
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ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>57527424
she'd abort it like they all do
>>57527438
>not smoking that pukka cheddz
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>>57527447
why are you always such an insufferable twat about everything
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>>57527462
ukip won't last as third party no matter how the referendum goes.

if we leave, then they've served their purpose.
if we stay then population has rejected them .
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>>57527514
reminder this is exactly what people said about the snp
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>>57526175
What the fuck do you know about British biscuits, you twat?

I'll tell you what you know about British biscuits

FUCK ALL
U
C
K

A
L
L
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>>57527371
Do Brits not smoke concentrates?
>>
really want to cuck someone
fuck his gf and then a she sucks my dick and sends him the photos
I never talk to her after that
>>
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>57527489
come on now man..
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>>57527560
Every single one of them has red flags.
>>
>>57527514
They've talked about rebranding to focus on their secondary issues.

I think it could work for them, ditching the kippers tag
>>
>>57527545
so you admit it's the same question framed for a different context?
>>
>waiting for lecture
>Chinese guy behind me starts playing waka flocka flame on speaker
>starts singing the lyrics too
What is wrong with these people?
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>>57527560
me on the far right
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>>57527566
some do, i'm not a fan of them
i've never ever heard of anyone doing a dab though apart from yanks online
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>>57527560
2 > 4 > 5 > 3 > 6 > 1

>>57527566
>tfw my mate gets medical shatter
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>>57527630
Rorke
>>
This is literally the scum that posts fedoras whenever you speak out against smokers

Literal filthy scummy dogshit """people"""

>>57527258
>>
heyy quit harshing my mellow mann
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>>57527287

Good choice, lad
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>>57527605
There are more similarities than most people admit

i wanted scotland to leave the union too
>>
wish I had a bairn desu
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nice to see yer ma enjoying her holiday
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>>57527287
lmao at melts who go to the gym for two months and think they're hard or made a "huge effort"
>>
>>57527613
I hate East Asians, East Asian men in particular. Autistic little scrotes.
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>>57527566
>yanks and drugs
go research your next roll on mawlly you putrescent worm
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>>57527670
dude
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>>57527560
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tfw no qt british gf
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rDkmlo_oio

best song of this century
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>>57527697
well it's just that england's equivalent can't be wishing to leave the UK since they'd be taking the bulk of the UK with them.

but the most apparent similarity is in the comments against the BBC
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>>57527603
seems like a bad idea to drop a good brand

maybe worth dropping ukip meaning united kingdom independence party and it just being a word
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>>57527764
>british
>qt
>>
The United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales, North Ireland, and Cornwall
>>
*goes to the gym*
*swears it isn't for the girls*
>>
>>57527843
into the noose
>>
The United states of Alabama, Alaska, Arizona, Arkansas, California, Colorado, Connecticut, Delaware, Florida, Georgia, Hawaii, Idaho, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Nevada, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New Mexico, New York, North Carolina, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, Oregon, Pennsylvania, Rhode Island, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Vermont, Virginia, Washington, West Virginia, Wisconsin, Wyoming, and Guam
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BIE95Nrg3KM
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>>57527895
all me
>>
The United Kingdom of England, Scotland, Wales, North Ireland, and Pakistan

See what I did there? Nah you probably didn't you fucking fool

Get out my face cunt
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>>57527633
Don't know what you're missing 2bh
Nothing wrong with smoking a J but a dab or 2 and you'll be comfy for hours

>>57527637
Jealous 2bh
A lot of it around my area comes from DC where medical is legal so we get good stuff but a lot of it is just locally made from mids or even trim. Still good, just not ideal.

>>57527725
WANKER
A
N
K
E
R
>>
partaking in the act of defection
>>
didn't you hear ?

the flow of migrants is slowing. no one wants to come anymore
>>
dominos in the oven
>>
>>57527989
Probably all the islamophobia and racism rife in western society scaring them away

Fucking bigots
>>
why did we suddenly get loads of syrian refugees when the syrian civil war had been going on for years before and loads of other wars in the middle east that didnt result in millions of refugees going to the eu
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>>57528036
Fuck off, paki.
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>>57527952
>>
All joking aside, I really do think I'm probably the hardest lad on /brit/
>>
Rubbing my willy while imagining putting big black men's willys in my mouth lads, think I might be a little bit gay :P
>>
>It's a drugs episode
>>
laughing at people who go to the gym for 4 months
been going to the gym for 4 years and I'm proper yoked
yes I have spent thousands of dollars and hours of my time in order to fuck girls
>>
>Personally manage an initiative that recovers over £1 million of company money that was missallocated
>Ask for a raise from £18,000 to £20,000
>Declined

Ah yes very impressive
>>
venezuela has extended the weekend to friday because they don't have enough power lmao
>>
Did a Reddit post
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>>57528048
good question tbqh
>>
>>57527964
wouldn't know what to do for a dab desu
i also own a bong and a small pipe, both of which i haven't use for months
pretty much exclusively smoke spliffs like a lot of people here
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>>57527930
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>>57528104
know your place prole
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>>57528104
should have asked for 30,000 and maybe youd end up with 20,000
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>used to go to gym in high school (foy)
>stopped the year after
>every time I try to start I can't bring myself to lift light and overexert myself, leading to pain for a week so I forget about the gym again
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>Eminem and Hopsin are the best rappers alive
>>
I'm 23 and never had a kebab. How weird is that?
>>
>>57528200
bigot
>>
>>57528120
>The Three-Day Week was one of several measures introduced in the United Kingdom by the Conservative Government to conserve electricity, the generation of which was severely restricted owing to industrial action by coal miners. The effect was that from 1 January until 7 March 1974 commercial users of electricity were limited to three specified consecutive days' consumption each week and prohibited from working longer hours on those days. Services deemed essential (e.g. hospitals, supermarkets and newspaper prints) were exempt. Television companies were required to cease broadcasting at 10:30pm during the crisis to conserve electricity.
>>
I'm 19 and I've never had sex. How weird is that?
>>
>>57528104
>Asking for a raise of only a 2000
You always overshoot your target when asking for a raise. You'll never get sacked for asking for an extra £6000 and you'll sound a lot more reasonable when you give them the old "What about just £2000 then?" after they decline the £6000 raise.
>>
>>57528230
You've got to try one, greasy as fuck but taste amazing
>>
>>57528104

Fish around for another job if you think you're wasted on the place. If you get a better offer either just leave or blackmail your boss for better pay.
People are going to cuck you out of pay anyway they can, so you've got to play the game.
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>there are good rappers
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>>57528284
>Andre 3000 doesn't exist
*tips*
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why do pretty girls get tattoos lads? it's terrible
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>>57528249
this is what happens when you elect people like trump/sanders 2bh
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>>57528159
Yea it is kind of an ordeal
You have to heat a metal nail with a torch and all that instead of just lighting the damn thing on fire which would waste the wax.

Almost nobody puts tobacco in joints here though, mostly because a lot of people just don't want to smoke tobacco.
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>asked for a 2000 raise in my last pay review to match those on my level
>get 3500
>>
i got pounds of keisha
dopehouse full of geekers
>>
Thoughts?
>>
>>57528376
GIBBS
I
B
B
S
>>
>>57528353
thats my mum
>>
>there are people ITT who are unable to enjoy or find pleasure in any form of media or art created by someone who is NOT white
feel pity for these sad individuals
>>
When you're writing a CV and you're saying what you do at your current job do you speak in present tense? Or past tense like you've already left?
>>
haha imagine if every single game in the premier league next season was a draw
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>thursday already

time goes by so fast as you get older
>>
just ate my first meal in two (2) days, my laziness is going to kill me one day
>>
>>57528353
guy in the back wore it better
>>
>>57528424
If it iscurrently happening then yes, in the present tense ffs
doubt there's any hope for you
>>
>>57528533
fingers crossed
>>
>>57528419
Nah, I love anime and Japanese vidya, I just don't think blacks are intelligent enough to make good art.
>>
>Facilities """"manager"""" at my work gets paid £60,000
>LITERALLY all she does is reprimand people for parking in the wrong spaces.
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>I just don't think blacks are intelligent enough to make good art
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>>57528636
it's because you can relate to chinky people as they're beta like you but you're intimidated by black people
>>
>>57528419
>pirate game
>main characters are black
>uninstall
>go play EU4 and colonise africa instead

problem?
>>
>>57528653
fall back in line, peon
>>
>>57528497
>gather all 20 teams at Wembley and have a massive fucking penalty shootout to decide the champions

I could dig it
>>
>>57528691
No, it's because blacks are apes and Asians are human. Rather simple, really.
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watching this
>>
I keep seeing people discuss sexuality on 4chan and it causes me to feel a slight melancholy to see them post because I have transcended these concepts
>>
>>57528780
excellent post
>>
>>57528753
>Asians are human
rasheed
>>
>>57528628
*murders you in your sleep*
>>
>>57528827
>Asians means Pakis
Rasheed
>>
>>57528872
>asians means only chinks
FOY
>>
double cheese deluxe
in the penguin tux
>>
I'm a sensitive man, but I won't hesitate to clock a motherfucker for disrespecting me
>>
>>57528966

>>57528966

>>57528966

>>57528966
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>>57528780
your third eye must have ascended into the sixth dimension
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Is there really any point in sending a covering letter when applying for jobs?

I honestly don't think people read them. Especially when you're applying for a recruitment agency, the recruiter is just scanning CVs and quickly trying to find keywords.

I've been turned down for a job in the past, when I asked for feedback they said I lacked knowledge on a subject I clearly explained I had knowledge of in my cover letter.
>>
>>57525542
I love those things.
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