Lefty edition
cara
crayon pop
taking a rather hefty shit
i am the puppet master
Why are communists/Marxists always so dirty?
Asuka.
French girl asked me to visit her lads
the right are obsessed with the word "buzzword" lmao
Cut myself shaving today.
doing a jig
>>57523296
not an argument
Are Harry
right on me bollocks, lads
>>57523285
confirmation bias
Poleaboo still hasn't smoked his weed
>>57523296
ad strawman
>>57523226
she has a piggy nose haha
>>57523328
buzzwords
>>57523329
Why is he pointing to 7:10?
>>57523285
My gf's dad is a Marxist. He's got a long-arse ponytail which he doesn't seem to wash. Damn hippies
>>57523382
FONT
>>57523363
You'll have to avoid her then.
just a debate on the bbc 24 hours news channel about FGM yesterday, one of the women debating just could no stop saying "problematic"
said it almost every sentence haha
>people still voting for labour after Blair
t. James Bugler
>>57523400
kek
took me a while
lads
http://www.scotsman.com/news/politics/video-scottish-resistance-issue-declaration-of-glasgow-1-4092772
just a reminder to everyone itt that my hands are gifts from god and you will never feel them squeezing your inner thigh
Shadow of mordor is 89% downloaded lads
HIGHLAND REGIMENT
>>57523425
was gonna do a cheeky post about how i am the real jon venables but doing want gchq bumming me over a bit of /brit/posting
>>57523499
BRITISH ARMY
>>57523441
I still don't understand the whole mentality of "Okay, the referendum has indicated that most people don't want to leave. Therefore, we're going to keep trying to leave"
Have a few days to come up with a dissertation proposal and I have no idea haha
>>57523441
reminds me of
evens i dig up the garden
odds i smoke a spliff
dubs i hang myself
>>57523498
Good game.
Talion kind of a dick tho
>>57523541
me on the right
>>57523538
what subject
>>57523553
Do it
>don't really want sex when it's available, unhappy because I don't feel like it
>make a strong effort to get sex when it isn't, unhappy because I can't get it
I'm a fucking mess lads
Dont like how star wars is forcing women in 2bh.
video games are for manchildren
hate it when this french twat is on football weekly
Lol @ skinny cunts who insist they "eat loads" but can't gain weight
>>57523223
Hello, I'm left handed.
>>57523598
/brit/ is gor brits
pls leave
>>57523534
will you still say this if the UK votes IN?
Made a bit of effort with my outfit today hahaha
>>57523621
brit on vacation
>>57523620
my mum calls me lefty
i've got serious lyrics they're hefty
>>57523441
why do scots think they're oppressed?
THIS AINT ME
THIS AINT COO
THIS AINT WHAT I SIGNED UP TOO
THIS AINT RIGHT
'S NO GOOD
NO GOOD
EVERYTHING IS CHANGING
AND I BEEN HERE FOR TOO LONG
GOING THROUGH THE SAME THINGS
I BEEN HURTING ALL ALONG
GOT TO MOVE ON, SAY
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
I CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE
IF EVERYTHING IS CHANGING THEN I KNOW
GOTTA LET GO OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH
>>57523585
history
>>57523613
Dumb twats dont realise you have to lift as well.
Also a lot for a skelly is probably not a decent sized portion.
ummmmmmmmmmm leftists???????????????????
>>57523626
Absolutely. If the grand majority have made up their minds, then what right do I have to disrespect that? No skin off my back either way.
>>57523654
ohhh, sick bars there m8
Business idea: Public hanging of all rapists, murderers and Islamists
>>57523577
Raheem
>>57523690
consistent, good lad
mum called me Rorke again
>>57523668
what about the shoa
does castration remove all desire for sex in humans?
>>57523613
OI FATTIE
FAT BOY
FAT BOOOOOOYY
EY FATTIE BOOM BOOM
WHO ATE ALL THE PIES
WHOOOO AAATE AAAALLLL THEEE PIIIIIEEEEESS
YOU DID YOU FUCKING FAT BASTARD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>57523708
Need a Keanu bf
![CW-Cavalry-Bugler1[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/ECCfToX.jpg "CW-Cavalry-Bugler1[1].jpg")
>>57523425
>Bugler
>>57523708
rasheed
>>57523762
fuck off with your stupid cat posting
>>57523613
That's not actually a thing
They're just not counting their calories and don't realise they're not eating much
yea though I walk through the valley of the shadow of janny I will fear no shitposter for (You) are with me, your red exclamation mark and your attention they comfort me, you prepare threads for me in the presence of my enemies
>>57523756
no
looking at you does tho
>>57523791
ok
*comes back 5 minutes later and posts a cat*
>>57523708
this sound suspiciously like sharia law
Am I /fa/
???
>>57523791
rawr xDD
>>57523830
your posting style is extremely redditesque
bought some vitamins
if you're not 6'5 250lbs lean with £2m in your bank account you may as well LDAR
>>57523541
Is that actually Hillsboro?
>>57523860
>your posting style is extremely redditesque
me and the lads
>>57523884
Yes, Slippy G, and le pacy black man were actually there at the time too.
>>57523911
me in the middle
>>57523847
Are you Corbyns son?
>anon can you hoover up the floors today?
>yeah OK mum
Because hoovered floors will fill the emptiness in your life. Never mind that the entire house stinks of putrid dog piss and dog shit because you're too lazy to get up in the morning and let the dog out, what it really needs is hoovered floors. I'm sure when the guests come over, they won't notice the smell of urea and ammonia burning their nostrils as they see the dark brown and yellow stains on the rug in the lounge; oh no they'll be too busy admiring the hoovered floors.
>>57523941
that's not you
>>57523911
Me on the wall
Get it? Because I'm a poster
listening to cassie
>>57523962
RESPECT YOUR MOTHER YOU FUCKING CUNT
>>57523875
what did you get la?
>>57523962
working class???
>>57523967
Yea it is
*drops bombs*
big fan of this
>>57523962
Hoover the floors you insufferable twat
*puts face on crotch*
*inhales deeply*
>>57523296
buzzword is a buzzword, checkmate KEK.
>>57524020
HADOUKEN
>>57524023
>It also makes you really quite dapper.
>>57523962
Ungrateful twat, the least you can do for your mother is help her around the house.
If your shitty, pissy rug is such a problem then clean it yourself.
>>57523932
I'm scouse and this offends me
Plz delete
>>57523969
australia does it again
me: not a virgin but also never had my dick sucked
wew
Was anyone else on last night at about 3 am?
Somebody made a hilo latino edition /brit/ and posting it as "nuevo" in /lat/
the entire thread was full of those fucking smileys, weed simpsons and everything was in spanish
/anglo/ made a revival for about 3 full threads in response haha
Gf bluetoothed me this
>>57524038
want to expand this image but in public and don't want onlookers to see tbqh
Poleaboo is wondering if this looks OK to sign?
It's transferring his legal aid
Guy who was on his case left the company though it feels a bit more sinister than that
>>57524111
What the fuck is this shit?
hmm my piss is looking a lot more orange than normal
>>57524111
Look nice, but oy vey can't have any great Britons on there coz racist
>>57524111
im a fan desu
>>57524131
>legal aid
>>57523962
if mr.Prince of Wales doesn't like the house and how his servant mother takes care of it he can always get a job and get the fuck out of there. you disgusting, entitled, useless anime piece of shit.
*enters the thread*
>>57524111
like them except for the shitty glittery animals they ruin it
>>57524111
>no mention of God
>>57524194
What you laughing at fatty?
You're the one footing the bill
Apparently Afrika Bambaataa molested a bunch of teenagers in the 80s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NN7J-BpHGw
>>57524116
yeah I was one of the ones shitting up the thread
couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard
>>57524197
TFW no finnish gf.
Feels bad lads.
Politics? Not a fan
>>57524223
Legal aid is fucked matey, keeps getting cut by the government
alri lids
>>57524111
Is this real?
>>57524201
Yeah because they're just giving out jobs that pay liveable wages to NEETs these days, right?
Shut up and fuck off you pastanigger.
you: a virgin
me: not a virgin
>>57524273
me: slept with 3 girls
anyone here play path of exile?
>>57524226
was this from the sweden thread?
still feel sorry for the guy with the cat
Is anyone here actually gay? No memes or wind-ups, being serious.
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>57524286
FONT
>>57524249
It's just some random graphic designer's pet project.
>>57524111
Futuristic reddit republican bollox
>No replies to my CV scam
I'm just going to assume these uni students are lazy bastards
>>57524243
Not in Scotland
>>57524225
i must get mine
i'm out to get it
>>57524300
i know 10 different aussie posters that are gay
>>57524273
Me: slept with 2 girls.
First one I thought I took her virginity but she had already slept with another guy
Second one I took her virginity. She is now my wife
>>57524244
alri
>tfw every-day I regret losing my virginity, and hate having sex with my gf as it makes me feel guilty
why am I like this
why do yanks spend so much on healthcare?
>>57524300
i'm unironically bisexual tbqh, and not in the 4chan prison sexuality kind of way
http://strawpoll.me/7304890
http://strawpoll.me/7304890
http://strawpoll.me/7304890
curious
>>57524347
Wtf I'm moving to Estonia now!
>>57524315
literally no idea what this means
>>57524326
Reported to interpol
>>57524326
fuck off nonce
>>57524341
are you a catholic?
Why has Justin Bieber got dreads now?
>>57524326
>>57524394
Same. Apparently this is what happens when you haven't been on for a month
Do people actually like death grips or is it just a meme?
They're legitimately bad
me when losing my virginity: completely calm and in control, not nervous at all, did a big cum
>>57524347
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Defensive_medicine
>>57524440
>a month
>people on reddit getting hyped about these Panama Leaks and upvoting every new revelation that comes out of them
Here's what will changes will be brought into action due to them: precisely fuck all. Yeah the prime minister of Iceland stepped down (temporarily and indefinitely) but absolutely nothing will happen to Big Dave or anyone else.
There is no huge wave of public dissent on the horizon. There is no Russell Brand tier """""revolution"""" coming. In the face of more leaks, more cuts, more domestic spying, more paki buggery, more political scandals, more instances of everyone getting shafted every which way there is nothing happening and there never will be anything happening. This is the status quo now and it will remain as such unless something truly cosmic happens like a meteor fucking the earth.
>>>hurr if you want change u hav 2 b the one to make it happen!
I don't care and I don't believe I can make a difference.
>>57524433
Yeah, I guess it's been ingrained in me to feel guilty
>>57524347
very inefficient system
Over/Under on when Pig Fucker resigns?
>>57524441
>OMG IM LIKE RAELLY PRETENTIOUS HAVE U HEARD OF THIS BAND COLLED DEF GRIPS, THEY HAVE LIKE 2 VIEWS ON YOTUUBE OMG IM LIKE SO HIPSTER XXX UR MUSIC TASTE IS SHIT XDDD IM A LE PATRICIAN SUPERIOR. UR ARE A PLEB XDDD
>>57524440
>a month
>i'm t-totally not new, I just t-took a break is all
FONT
>>57524441
Money Store was actually good 2bf
>>57524475
good lad Jesus loves you
>>57524479
You alright there lad?
/brit/ is low test confirmed
Im trying to complete Akinator daily challenge which is "The most played real living English women." (Top 5)
I have found 3rd (Emma Watson), 4th (Adele) and 5th (Queen Elizabeth) but I can't find top 2.
I have already tried Cara, Maisie, Sophie Turner, Emilia Clarke, Charli XCX, Kate Moss. Kate Middleton, Jessie J, Keira Kneightley and Kate Winslet.
Any other suggestions? Help!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAH2eQtoE2U&
>>57524482
I browse /sp/ mostly and come here on slow days. What does it mean?
Done it again
>>57524484
>search Money Store
>play it
>pretentious album art
>pretentious dogshit "music"
Yeah nah, fuck off.
![brexit%20door[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/Ds5mKO6.png "brexit%20door[1].png")
I shall be posting Mr Cameron's EU leaflet back to him.
You can send yours back by posting them to this address:
The Rt Hon David Cameron, MP
The Prime Minister
10 Downing Street
Westminster
London SW1A 2AA
>tfw walking in same direction as a girl
>worried she might think you're following her
you when losing your virginity: can't get hard, when you finally do you you cum as soon as she puts it in, only a tiny dribble comes out, this is the last time you will have sex
>>57524532
/Full thin beard/ master race
>>57524565
>thinking he deals with his own mail
>>57524565
VERY good post
>I shall be posting Mr Cameron's EU leaflet back to him.
>You can send yours back by posting them to this address:
>The Rt Hon David Cameron, MP
>The Prime Minister
>10 Downing Street
>Westminster
>London SW1A 2AA
>>57524564
>Get Got
>Pretentious
>>57524501
I actually hate myself for being impure.
>>57524560
Looks surprisingly nice
Better than some rasheed curry kebab shit
>>57524550
Everyday on modern /sp/ is a slow day
>>57524564
Nice onions
>>57524560
What? Burnt your meat?
>>57524574
You're pretty much a sex offender now. gg.
>>57524574
I had to walk a mile in the wrong direction because I was trying to overtake a girl on the outside and she turned to cross the road, so I had to also cross and make it look like I meant to the whole time. Then I couldn't just turn around randomly as she was walking near me so I had to wait until she went to a shop
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b83_1459826000
>>57524608
You're supposed to. Jesus doesn't expect you to be pure though. He loves you in spite of impurity.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRPXcecP7dY&nohtml5=False
mummy bought me some biltong, very tasty
>>57524541
>Cara, Maisie, Sophie Turner, Emilia Clarke, Charli XCX, Kate Moss. Kate Middleton, Jessie J, Keira Kneightley and Kate Winslet.
You understand that dank /brit/ memes don't apply outside of here, right?
>>57524565
do I get a tax refund?
>>57524574
do this but then I realise they're not going to do shit so who cares
>>57524626
Bit dark because the white balance is off to capture the rice, but I do like my meat charred anyway
>>57524608
Go to confession, do your penance and don't sleep around till your're married m80
Jesus still loves you
this mean conservative yank lady makes my willy stiff tbqh
>>57524565
I wont, i love a good glossy leaflet with high production value and nice pictures
>>57524677
>>57524625
I know but i have irl responsibilities too
>>57524677
anorexic
Don't talk to me or my son ever again.
>>57524574
>tfw considering whether to overtake or drop back
>>57524532
How do I progress from David de Gea Mode?
>>57524591
I know that m8, but if enough people do it them having to open hundred of thousands more letters will be a massive arseache for his office which alone would be worth it and cost the party a lot of money.
>>57524659
GoT and some english singers are popular all over the world
any suggestions?
>>57524677
desu same
>>57524640
i don't think he actually managed to properly stab any of them
>>57524647
Haven't confessed it to my priest yet, not really sure if I want to either as I feel quite ashamed. I'm not even a practicing Catholic anymore, but fuck me I feel terrible
>>57524677
She looks like a really bad tranny.
>>57524677
>AMERICA'S FAVORITE NATIONAL PASTIME: HATING SOCCER
http://www.anncoulter.com/columns/2014-06-25.html
She's literally retarded
>tfw gf lives on campus
good feel
>>57523223
>emptiness
nah, she looks like she's on a bunch of uppers
Would also explain why she's really into shouting nonsense at people who don't care.
>>57524737
Catholic guilt is permanent. Do a Confession. You'll feel better when you're absolved.
>>57524737
Go to a church that has a confessional with a screen.
>>57524774
Good feel for all the lads who live on campus too.
have you put in your 10,000 hours lads?
Agreed to be best men at friend's wedding lads.
swedes? nah not a fan
anyone remember when that amazing atheist video came out of him pouring boiling oil all over his tiny willy haha
>>57524760
errytime, how can anyone take her serious
Poleaboo has had an awful cold for the last 2 days
Feels light headed, joints hurt, low energy, nose running like a faucet
>>57524813
here's to hoping you land one of the qt bridesmaids
>>57524851
I understand most of the words here but not in the order they have been put
>>57524813
>>57524874
Hope you die
>>57524874
>faucet
fuck off yank
>>57524851
A video came out of him?
if i vote will i be more likely to be put on jury duty?
>>57524760
>In soccer, the blame is dispersed and almost no one scores anyway. There are no heroes, no losers, no accountability, and no child's fragile self-esteem is bruised.
>>57524541
pls respond
who do you think are the most popular living english women?
>>57524865
I have no fucking clue.....
They must be as retarded as her
>>57524874
Smoke your nugg and you'll feel better
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9IEFD_JVYd0
America is finished
*extends my hand, as if expecting a handshake*
>>57524947
Do you want that or not? You can get out of jury duty easily. Just tell the judge you already think the person is guilty
>>57524956
pls no
my heart still aches
>>57524802
Thanks, man. No idea why I feel so guilty and sickened about it though, I most certainly enjoyed it, but I haven't been religious in a good few years
>>57524895
http://www.xvideos.com/video4214962/amazing_atheist
here you go lad
fucking hell his willy really is so tiny, didnt think it was possibly to be that small
wake up and then the wave of depression hits haha
>>57524851
Surely boiling oil would do permanent damage though?
>>57524994
Don't confuse not going to mass with "not religious".
>95% downloaded
>>27700606
oh, also always feel cold, it's the worst
>>57524969
I need to buy everything though
>tobacco
>white paper
>filter
That shit isn't going to be cheap and I'm not 100% sure where to buy that stuff
>>57524990
I dont want that so iv never voted as a result
What is inner london city like?
T H I C K
W H I T E
J E L L Y
>>57525053
Not vote but are registered? It won't make a difference. The registration is all that matters
>>57525050
at a smoke shop you dummy
>>57524990
Just tell them you're racially biased
>>57525073
Did she flash her knickers there?
>>57523226
this 2bh
