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In memory of my good friend from California edition
Make sure to go the speed limit, fellow citizens
Canada
convenience store muffin + cheap beer was a mistake
>>57501788
>/ICUM/
delete this
FICK NUGGERS WHOTE POWER
how come there are no canadians or mexicans in overwatch
/Brit/
>>57501799
>>57501853
'Cause Blizzard are jews.
Jews fear the lumberjack.
>>57501884
Alri lads
>>57501853
is overwatch basically tf2 but blizzard?
>>57501853
look all these fucking characters and look Lucio.
He looks weak as fuck. Can I use Blanka instead?
>>57501847
LEIF'D
>>57501853
>Even the moon has a character
Minnesota
Vive le Québec libre.
>>57501921
he loves hockey
is hockey popular in brazil
>>57501965
not a real quote which backs up my theory that /pol/acks are the white version of black twitter
>>57501788
Hello, POST WHAT YOU'RE LISTENING TO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yaTx9unXjLs
>>57502056
t. trudeau voter
don't worry man, he'll make your weed legal eventually
>>57502020
No.
Also he reminds Static Shok for some reason.
cum lol
>>57502086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pTOC_q0NLTk
>>57502129
THERE
>>57502129
heh, you know what?
It is funny, hehehe
lol cum! haha, say it guys, lol cum!
>>57502056
>/pol/acks
Why do Trudeau supports strawman people who hate Trudeau as /pol/? He's just bantering you trucuck faggot.
>>57502086
https://youtu.be/PuFBmKAR07U
>>57502104
superheeeeeeroooooo staaaatic shock
>>57502086
Good taste
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3kovZYCmQV8
>>57502030
t. anglo
>>57502128
Vibe le Bretagne libre. Rightful Britons!
>>57502259
> It's a Quebec thinks it's """"""oppressed"""""" episode
/cum/ is ded.
>>57502330
nou
>>57502086
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PVwJMOtfJbU
>>57502264
les canadiens !
>>57502356
Fr*gs OUT.
>>57502303
Anglo society in Québec was built on the oppression of the French. They are not being oppressed by having signs in French or having to speak French in a predominately French province. Now you think because you are the descendants of Lord Durham it's your job to finish off the last viable French community in North America so you cry "racism" whenever Québec tries to protect it's culture and heritage.
>>57502356
t. anglo internet defence force shill under proxy
>>57502341
>>57502330
rip /cum/
>>57502482
You're not being oppressed m8. We're not trying to "finish you off" or anything where do you even get that idea?
VOTING NO TO SOVEREIGNTY TWICE
HAHAHAHA FUCKING KEKS
I spend all my time on 4chan and playing video games
But if anyone asks I lie and say I'm not on the internet much
>>57502583
tbf seeing the French phased out by English would put a big smile on my face. Quebec should become Anglo. no need to force it by this point because it will happen naturally now.
GO THE HELL BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM YOU GODDAMN YANKEE!!! REEEEEEEEEE
I just got my university acceptance letter desu
>>57502710
Where to?
>>57502710
are you ready for the freshman fuck fest with your roommates?
>>57502635
Not our fault some of them want to learn english
>>57502710
I got mine 2 weeks ago
Are you not going to your prom either?
NOT a new thread, simply a related general
>>57502867
>>57502867
>>57502867
Guys I want to masturbate but my cat is sleeping on my lap.
What do?
>>57503036
Masturbate. They don't care.
>>57503036
piss on cat
Know what movie I haven't watched in awhile? This. This movie.
>tfw no Rubio POTUS
>>57503036
thanks op i came on cat she hiss at penis
>>57503036
A cat is fine too
>>57503036
>>57503062
>i cum on cat
>it hiss at penis
>>57503083
>tfw no trump potus
>>57502917
it's cool canada and america
We'll wait here
When did Anthony Michael Hall get so fat?
>>57501921
If you are talking about Blanka from Street Fighter, fuck off and I hate you.
>>57503135
Probably burgers have to do something with him.
>>57503122
no humping plz
Want a us visa
Who wants to marry me
>>57503254
LONDON
> Will favor the hard working and punish the lazy retards of our country.
Why aren't you a Trump supporter yet?
>>57503254
Are you a cute girl? Ever consider the less shitty anglo North America?
>>57503254
r u a qt grill that is willing to act like a proper 1950s housewife even though I don't act like a proper 1950s man?
>>57503288
>leaf erikson land
>less shitty
t. chang
>>57503254
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
EVERY THREAD
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THREAD
>>57503279
I am.
>>57503318
Paco Sanchez pls go
>cuck the ching chongs and get accepted into a competitive program because of my work an laboratory experiences despite lower grades
hehehe
>>57503350
LEIF'D
Think I fell in love with the new cashier at the convenience store, buds. She was so sweet to me and she asked me what ''Agoraphobic Nosebleed'' on my hat stood for, and she looked like she was into that kind of stuff.
>Canada starts posting
Jesus christ
>>57503416
Yeah there's literally a viking landing site in Canada.
>>57503426
Why are there so many Mexicans named Jesus?
>>57503386
>cuck the waito piggu because im an H1B worker who undercutted the other workers
>>57503461
Because Jesus was Mexican
>>57503288
Yes
No
>>57503289
Yes and no
>>57503461
we must honor our Lord and Saviour.
>>57503424
>AN
Meh.
>tfw irc is down
>>57503596
IRC is for cucks and autismlords
such a low energy thread !
why is cum so ded omg
>>57503633
Classic Death > Grind, we all know this
I have fucked girls from
>Russia
>Mexico
>Brazil
>Canada
>Slovakia
>Italy
and you????
Marry me
>>57503712
cum is ded
long live cum
>>57503730
I have fucked girls from my imagination.
>>57503718
Grind > powerviolence/hardcore punk > classic death > d-beat
>>57502917
that is really fucking mean to our mexicobros
how dare you
Why are losers attracted to anime like magnets?
just saw batman v superman lads
it was pretty shite
I'm going to fap in my car during break the desu
>>57504008
>Not going to /tv/ before watching a movie
>>57504008
Who won?
>>57503782
Like black metal? Like crust? Listen to this.
>>57504121
you already know the answer to this. Batman did, seeing how he is the most overrated """"super""""hero in history.
>>57504145
F-fine
Israel please don't post fuck machines, the j-j-janitor got mad
>>57504174
>>57504121
I honestly wanted superman to win.
Fucking batman got insecure so he wanted to kill supes. what a cuck
I HAVE NO WEED LADS
I HAVE NO WEED AND MY CONNECT IS SLACKING
>>57504174
Last superhero movie I watched was batman begins
>>57504146
I still listen to my black metal albums from time to time but I'm more into grind and powerviolence nowadays tbqh, but hey, I might give it a try.
>black metal
>crust
Better be like Martyrdöd
>>57504214
DUDE
Which pill are you?
>>57504214
WEED
>>57504234
BLACK
I am a white dude that grew up with nigger and spic culture... but I have risen above the ashes
you wanna know how?
I literally, officially, love country music now. currently listening to Ol Red. it's all over buds.. I am finally white, the white I was meant to be.
>>57504232
It's pretty damn savage, especially for such a young band
>>57504286
Same. Growing up in the black South was eye opening.
White Sox are winning the World Series.
posting this for posterity
>>57504286
t. American
Just live your life man.
>>57504258
none desu
Reminder that any country from after 2000 is NOT country.
>>57504348
They're gonna finish third in central
>>57504390
south sudan btfo
>>57504452
good lad
>>57504452
literally me
good night friends
love you
>>57504452
me me and me
>>57504521
Good night anon, enjoy those sweet dreams of yours
>>57504451
They're gonna win it all. The CD is brimming with meme teams (Royals most of all)
Is there any comedian less funny than Conan O'Brien?
>>57504596
female comedians
Any /g/eniuses around?
I just changed out my motherboard and processor on my desktop but when I go to boot the BIOs from the CD it launches and then promptly fails and brings up some shitty HP repair menu where none of the commands are wanting to work.
There is a button on the motherboard to take you straight to the BIOs menu upon startup and when I use this it brings up something resembling the normal BIOs startup menu but the display is all kinds of fucked up and it only displays a fourth of the menu at any given time and the part that it does display look kind of like pic related but much worse.
I already assumed it may be a memory issue but I tried 6 different sticks one at a time in each of the 4 RAM slots and it gives the same issue. Could this be a videocard issue? I unfortunately cant check atm because the only video output built into the motherboard itself is USB and I dont have any USB displays handy so my only means of display is via DVI through the videocard.
Ive already tried the obvious troubleshooting steps such as reseating the processor, re-inserting all the connections, and booting with only the vitals attached and still have no luck.
>>57502912
not him but I'm not
also I might fail high school entirely
wake me up
>>57504596
I loved watching Conan in the 90's.
Not sure if I can evaluate the quality of his work, but surely there must be a bevy of people worse than him.
>>57504665
get your GED, go to a community college and get decent grades or go to a trade school or work
>>57504596
Conan's a decent host, not that funny though.
Elon Musk and Lil Ugly Mane are the only people who deserve to be alive rn.
>>57504662
I also forgot to mention that im unable to get to the BIOs setup without that button at all. when i try to start it up normally the computer fails to Post and im given an option to open DOS or some Built in driver, either option leads me to a dead end or puts me in an infinite boot loop
Anyone else here popular with black people in real life but are racist in secret?
>>57504760
typed the angsty teen as he choked back tears (and dick)
This better be in Maine.
I hate Kate Brown so fucking much.
Please nuke Salem.
>>57504800
Yes but with white people
>>57504802
literally have no idea what you mean by any of this
>>57504800
used to always have black best friends when I was younger
I'm a bit racist despite this, though.
>>57504915
he typed, distressed but secretly enjoying the attention
new meme
if you support donald trump unironically you are a literal redditor
>>57504998
there is literally nothing wrong with browsing reddit's niche subs
>>57504996
>enjoying the attention
a bit Tbh
>>57504998
reddit literally doesnt even consider right wing candidates though
>niche subs
>>57505039
want another (you)?
doesn't matter, you're getting one anyways
>>57505042
Reddit is just /r/the_donald now.
>fedora posting out of /brit/
>>57505042
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>mfw someone IRL says their IQ and it's higher than mine
>>57504915
this post makes me angry
please improve your reading comprehension
Shower and bed time, night cum
>>57504829
STOP SPAMMING THAT PIC REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57505107
you need to get tested.
Doesn't matter what for. Anything is applicable.
>>57505042
>your bitch
wow, sexist much?
>>57505104
>knowing your IQ
What's a good resource for finding apartments that are at the intersection of cheap and safe?
Houston, TX specifically if there are any Texans lying about.
>>57505075
does it even have 100k subs? last time I checked it had something like 70k
>>57505108
goodnight my futurefunk fellow
This /general/ should include phillipines. /picum/.
well this is getting boring
>>57505183
Their size isn't impressive, but they are really active. They are always in the frontpage.
>we're well versed in downvote brigades. Say RIP to your karma if you try anything cute.
>>57505191
but thats me
>>57505217
how does the front page of reddit even work? is it like 4chan where its entirely based off of recent posts where /o/ posts will be found as well as /b/ and /a/ or is it just entirely off upvotes?
>>57505209
Ey sorry Ese, dis more your thing Cabron?
>>57505274
JUST GO TO SLEEP
What are some good porn boards that post sources
/gif/ is good but the 2 things i'm interested in doesn't get constant threads
help i need to fap or my penis explodes and I'll write /cum/ in my death note and you'll all be in big trouble
>>57505289
Me on the left
:^)
qiqiqiqiq
might have to sleep early
big day tomorrow
gn cum friendos
>>57505300
but im not sleepy mexi-chan ~
>>57505274
>pretending to be me
>>57505274
>but thats me
sorry lad, you really need to get memeflags
here's a song to bid you farewell:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCKZR7MKSvI
>>57505344
Nope.
>>57505344
oh fuck me...
where the fuck did all these animefags come from?
>>57505281
There's the front page that's filled with top content from your subscribed subreddits.
There's /r/all, filled with top content from across the whole site.
There's /r/all/rising/ that's by recent posts that got traction.
I personally browse /r/all/rising when I bored.
>tfw the weebshits used to only come out after 10 pm PST
DOWN EVERY ROAD, THERE'S ALWAYS ONE MORE CITY
>Brother fucks sister
>Black on white gril
not even a /pol/tard, but what the fuck is this shit?
>>57505384
those were the days
>>57505357
gud song
>>57505384
but im always here !
>>57505181
/cum/ please help. Time is of the essence.
>>57501788
w-wut happened?
>>57505418
try a texas subreddit
literally not even joking
>>57505384
what's the most accurate way to type out the sounds Japanese women make during intercourse?
Hol up.
Now that gay marriage is legal, can I marry a guy and get a visa?
>>57505384
we're always here anon
>>57505445
reeeeeeeeeeeee
>>57505181
>and safe?
fuck off white boi
>>57505447
yes
also gay illegal immigrants are now citizens
>>57505369
My ass, hahahaha
>>57505445
REEEEEEEEEEEE except without the R
>>57505445
LLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57505445
just scream and punch your keyboard
>>57505478
hahahahahahah good one
>>57505445
EEEEEEEEEEEE
>>57505475
I can marry one of my gay steamfriends and get a visa? Holy shit.
>>57505181
look for apartments in Montrose or The Heights. everywhere else in houston pretty much sucks.
I have never, ever unerdstood the yellow fever meme. Perhaps it's cause I grew up in hongcouver so to me it wasn't exotic. There are Korean girls as well as Chinese, and believe meme the plastic surgery memes are real. The average Korean girl is hideous.
>talk to friend who always posts Bernie Sanders stuff on facebook
>says she can't decide if she wants to major in art or psychology
ever met any walking, talking memes, /cum/?
>>57505439
Didn't think they'd be that specific on that website. I'll look into it.
>>57505470
Just you wait until Trump is president.
>>57505514
Are those far from the University? I'm moving for grad school and would like to avoid the student housing if possible.
>>57505428
Nothing serious dont worry, just a friend from California needed some love this week
>>57505533
Same I've got serious white fever though
>>57505533
complete desperation
>>57505551
they're... so flat...
>mfw someone from Phoenix says Phoenix
>>57505533
The only reason people are attracted to Asians is because of their obedience.
All yellow fever havers are insecure beyond belief.
>>57505551
What are they trying to flaunt? I don't see it.
>>57505606
exactly
>>57505533
>Submissive and educated girls that still look white and are cute.
>Compared to degenerate, slutty girls from the west that age like milk.
Geez, I wonder why people love asians so much...
>>57505621
>look white
>>57505621
>Submissive
You know what's ironic?
Is that they want to feel like a man but don't want to act like one.
What kind of retard decided to make it /icum/?
>>57505621
>are cute
good joke, m8
>>57505536
>gf's lil sister
>blue hair
>'intersex' feminist
>"where you goin to school famalam?"
>"Columbia xD"
>"Not bad, what's your major?"
>"Art history xDDDDDDDD"
>>57505533
Say that to my face and not online you absolute faggot
>>57501832
This is what I thought "Speed limit enforced by aircraft" meant as a kid 2bh
>>57505655
Is that the dudeweed from balloon shop?
I GOT TWO TICKETS TO IRON MAIDEN BABY
>not reading cameron diaz's now book
At least your caught up on your cartoons
>>57505706
TAKE ME
>>57505104
145 :^) but it means nothing as i am a lazy shit
>tfw just got bloody nose for the first time in years
>>57505713
>reading
>>57505621
I grew up in hongcouver man. Go to any nightclub and you'll see rice pussy acting as degenerate as any white chick.
>look white
lol
Obama's daughter.
>>57505652
What?
>>57505668
There are some pretty cute asians out there. Of course there are ugly too.
>>57505763
>Asians stained by western culture.
No, thanks. We have a lot of these asians here too.
>>57505757
did you saw sommething lewd?
:^))))))
>>57505713
>now book
>your caught up on your
Girl I like told me today that she has a thing for slammed Subarus and wants me to sell my s13 to buy one
Think I'm ready to move on
From her not the car
>>57505794
>What?
People that want asians are beta.. ok?
>>57505767
>Obama's
>''''''''daughter''''''''''
>>57505837
>anybody liking subarus
>>57505839
Alright.
Does quantum immortality seem feasible?
>>57505837
My ex had a subaru outback.
Awful for having sex in.
>>57505859
there is nothing wrong with driving a subaru as long as its not a minivan
theyre reliable, have good gas mileage, and theyre GOAT for camping/road trips
>>57505861
ok, thank you for reading my post.
>>57505873
murmured the lesbian
>>57505866
There's only one way to find out.
>>57505885
Sure, no problem, mate. Here's another (You).
>>57505897
just because soccer moms mostly drive them doesnt mean all drivers are lesbians
Fun tip: The majority of people cannot ejaculate if they lick the top of their own mouth. So you can edge indefinitely.
>>57505837
>slammed anything
>sell your s13
I have never seen a bigger red alert
bitch needs the boot
>>57502482
I'm not angry at you guys having things duolingo there.
I'm pissed that I was refused service because i didn't speak fucking french. A language that has fallen on the world scale, and plays little to no role in north america.
>>57505925
cigàny'd the gopnik spic
>>57505925
said Jose, his brow beaded with sweat
>>57505920
S-source?
>>57505767
>>57505837
>she has a thing for slammed Subarus
what the fuck does this even mean?
>>57505974
Go try it and report back
>>57505990
>Losing my nofap to try this.
>>57505985
she's about this life
I really wish I had a gf
>>57505958
>>57505949
rude :^(
>>57506017
It works. It gets a bit annoying after a while, though.
Source: I do it.
>>57506021
My skin crawls just looking at his photo
>>57506032
said he, upset at it all.
"I'm sorry, I just like to shitpost"
>>57506021
your gf has terrible taste
which is probably why she's your gf
:^)
>>57506021
rid her of this world
>tfw got a six pack of Budweiser and I'm 3 deep right now
>>57506094
>budweiser
>>57505920
I actually kind of noticed this when I was jerking off while high once
Shaking my foot a certain way seems to have a similar effect too
Here's another life hack
If you're pee shy, next time you gotta go in public just try to pee like a normal person except hold your breath
After about 10-20 seconds you'll start involuntary panicking and after a few more seconds the floodgate will open and you'll be relieved
It's not particularly fun to do but it gets the job done if you don't have anywhere comfortably private to piss.
>>57506094
is this a joke?
Really not sure.
>>57501853
I don't get why it is so fucking hard to make a Canadian video game character. Literally all of have to do is this
>make polar bear character
>call it Canadian
boom got your OC character right there
>>57506044
Licking the roofs of my mouth tickles it. I do it when I'm about to orgasm or during the fap?
>>57506121
>>57506130
Budweiser is okay, people give it too much shit
>>57506150
It's probably one of my favorite macro beers.
>>57506136
I do it from the start until I get sick of it. I don't know if you can just do it when you feel like you're gonna blow or not.
You've got to be careful if you want to retain your nofap, though. Cancelling instead of ejaculating immediately will make you so horny for the next few days that even curvy lamps will turn you on.
>>57506094
I get wasted after 5 cans
Cheers
>>57506150
>Budweiser is okay, people give it too much shit
I was just calling him out for being "drunk" off of 3 beers.
Hopefully I die in my sleep tonight.
we must NOT let /anglo/ beat us!
we must NOT let /anglo/ shut out our Mexicobros
just because brits are bored with their shitty general doesn't mean WE must play along all HURRR WE ARE ALL WHITE HAHA
NO
WE ARE CUM
WE ARE THE BEST GENERAL
CANADA
USA
MEXICO
just found out that there is a good possibility that I might have lyme disease
fucking ticks man..
>>57506170
Thanks for the tip. I'll try it if end up fapping.
>will make you so horny for the next few days that even curvy lamps will turn you on.
I'm already past this point, so I'm going to be fine. Right?
>>57506239
RIP
oh boy, who knew fucking up a right hand rule could result in 2 hours wasted
time for coffee
>>57506208
>that image
>/umc/
Triggered
>>57506267
w-well it makes most sense :(
Canada is the big burly bearded guy, Mexico looks poorest? :(
>>57506202
>Dying on your sleep.
>Not dying in a blaze of glory.
smfh, familia.
>>57506251
I don't know, man. These are uncharted waters.
>>57506263
what
>>57506208
>canada is LEIF'D
Can't make this shit up
>>57506182
Nigga I had an entire 12 pack a couple weeks ago
>>57506183
I'm that guy, I get buzzed off 3 pints. I was just saying that I was 3 beers deep
>>57506335
>>57506335
>>57506335
New /anglo/ thread
>>57506304
>Mexico looks poorest
He looks fine in that Samurai armour imo
>>57506314
I guess it's my job to charter them. Thanks, tho.
>>57506376
I don't really drink alcohol so my tolerance isn't that high
Sorry to disappoint you america-kun
>>57506351
missed a negative in an equation that messed up everything in the rest of the problem
>>57506385
fuck off bud, why so desperate
>>57506385
sod off, limey
>>57506208
Fuck we did get Lief'd
>>57509479
What's this?
