/cum/ prelude to RNH edition
What we Mexicans on /int/ should embrace is the stereotypes that 4chan have about us. Don't be apologetic, don't be pathetic with #notallmexicanscampaign.Embrace it. Yes we are drug lords. Yes we will behead you. Yes we will invade your land with illegal immigrants. Viva Mexico , America will be mexican in the near future.Neckbeard neets can only complain on 4chan. The leftist media is on our side. Edgy 4channers only dare to spout their hatred here on the internet, for they are pussies in real life while we mexicans, we prepare to die for our deen.Remember, infiltrate their families, marry their daughters, put sombreros on them and make mexican culture the law of the land in the whole of the Americas.
>>57506481
I will be missing RNH
tell me KENDRICK aint the best in the game
>>57506494
this shit got old really fast
>>57506494
make their daughters do tortillas
Force their sons to wear sombreros
Canada is next, expect us
>>57506481
i can make your bed rock :3
>>57506494
I want cute mexican latina
>>57506507
>being a busta
>>57506511
sick of this kendrick the best in the game shit tbqh
doin' a good post
>>57506494
I kekd a bit
>>57506545
good post
>>57506538
I dunno man, Untitled Unmastered is pretty fire
KEEP STATIC
LIKE WOOL FABRIC
>>57506528
There's plenty to choose from
>>57506592
wew
I need to quit smoking but god damn im so much stressed
By far the worst English language general on /int/ if not the worst one in any language
brisket desu
>>57506592
>>57506643
teehee stop
that's me on the left
don't enough lewd material desu
@57506655
slimey dumb limey scum
>>57506659
Well I want to fuck your friend
>>57506655
It's like saying "you're the best at being worst at the worst board for normal thinking and conversation"
>>57506655
hey lad,
thanks for your post (I totally read it).
How do you feel about subscribing to /cum/ monthly?
It might cost ya, but who can put a price on lels and keks?
>>57506686
hey that's rude >:(
>>57506538
you can't stop me or my gimmick
Is it me or are there only like 3 or 4 Mexicans who regularly post here?
>>57506787
>""""""""""""""""jalisco"""""""""""""""'
>>57506787
there's like 2 mexicans here including me
r u cute /cum/-chan ?
>>57506787
All the Americans that post here are Mexican as well
>>57506806
and me.
Fucko El Trumpo
>>57506827
Im pretty kawaii
>>57506829
south of Missouri, yes
>>57506827
I've been told I'm cute a few times
>>57506787
I am mexican desu
hey dudes
dudes with girlfriends: do you trust your girlfriend completely?
dudes with no gf but had one before that cheated on you, do you think all women are the same and will cheat?
nowadays I have all these friends whose gfs cheated on them. I read all these stories online, all these horrible things about horrible women who cheat. apparently all women cheat. it's getting to me.
I love my gf, I trust her but should I not? :(
>>57506796
There are 2 other Jaliscos besides me. I just don't use the extra flags extension
>>57506863
>do you trust your girlfriend
Yes.
>>57506863
I trust your gf
>>57506655
Go eat some crumpets bitch
>>57506857
Mexican mexican or a chicano?
>>57506863
I have trust issue with people in general
I always trust wrong people
>>57506827
Go to fucking sleep already
That's what I'm about to do :3
>>57506863
The only way your gf cheats on you is if she doesnt respect you, or it was never that serious. You need to control her, and for her to respect you,
>>57506863
I honestly don't now if I have a solid enough ground to propose any sort of opinion, but my mom cheats on my dad all the time and they seem happy.
HOW MANY CHICANOS IN HERE?
>>57506528
Like she? :3
>>57506985
AY CARAMBA
>>57506983
fug
does your dad know? if he doesn't why don't you tell him?
Have any of you visited/live in Louisiana? How predominant is French there? If as a Québécois I go there on holiday can I get by with French? Or if it is all English that's fine too. But how welcoming are people there? Is it safe outside of the ghettos of New Orléans? Are there good beaches?
CHICANOS >>>/out/
>>57507018
God please no
>>57507053
I live in New Orleans. Barely anybody speaks French here.
>>57507034
>if he doesn't why don't you tell him?
because he's a fucking black belt. He can knock the head off a guy with a nice swift leg kick.
How do you tell a literal lethal machine he's being cheated on?
>>57507018
oh god she's a cutie
who says darker skinned girls can't be qt
>>57506983
wow thats a horrible thing to know, like what the fuck how do you know? deats
>>57507094
fair enough
how did you even find out your mum is cheating? does she know you know?
sorry for all these questions I clearly have a boring life
>>57507086
That's what I thought. Should have googled it desu.
What about in the towns outside? Is it safe in New Orleans? Are there beaches? I may go in a few months is why I'm asking.
>>57506528
we all do friend
>>57507128
>Are there beaches
If you're willing to take an hour's drive across a really fucking long bridge then yeah. If you're willing to go the extra distance I'd recommend Grand Isle. I haven't been there in a while, but it's really nice.
>Is it safe in New Orleans
Depends on where you go. Stay away from the eastern part of town and parts of Uptown. Really, just stick to the touristy areas in downtown. It's niggerville outside of that.
>What about in the towns outside
Metairie's the closest town outside of New Orleans and I really liked the time I lived there. Pretty good food, you still get a lot of the New Orleans culture without having to take the drive into downtown, but it's still got an awful suburban vibe like most American suburbs. Kenner is completely soulless and there's nothing of value there.
>>57507018
She looks underage.
>>57507108
>>57507127
lads, it was the most absorb shit.
Apparently they went to Vegas for the weekend so they asked me to feed their dogs.
I walk in and hear moaning from the bedroom. I'm absolutely terrified because you know, I hate moaning.
So, I overcome my fears of moans and walk into the bedroom.
And I see the fucking dogs sucking off this guy who I don't even know. He's playing with a couple jars of peanut butter and jelly. (The peanut butter is half full and the jelly still hasn't been opened)
And I think fuck off you idiot I'm too drunk to fucking write this you absolute retard
>>57507128
Should add that you're going to the most dangerous city in America.
>be american
>get shot
definitely applies in a lot of neighborhoods
cum lol
>>57507228
>>57507246
Thanks. Still not sure if I will go, it is a couple of friends going for some music festival and I told them I'd think about going with them.
Is he right?
>>57507246
t. white boy who literally scurries at the sight of nigger
>>57506508
But most bronies themselves are underage b&
>>57507331
Dunno but I thought those things were supposed to be able to stop fairly quickly compared to trains
someone rub my penis RIGHT NOW
out of cigs
>>57507433
>sciencegasm
God I hate being a millennial sometimes
>>57507433
STAY WOKE
>>57507438
>smoking cigs
degenerate
>>57507438
>Smoking
>>57507368
Well tbf coming from rural Québec where the only niggers are the O'Briens and I never have to lock my car door it most bigger US cities I've been to are bit frightening for me.
My favourite US cities that I've been to are Manchester NH, Boston, Burlington VT and Clearwater FL.
>>57507430
*rubs it*
there
>>57507438
Crisis situation 2bh
Should have prepared for this
>>57507476
gracias amiga
>>57507324
If it's Jazz or Voodoo you should totally go. The smaller one, Buku, isn't really all that but there's always a lot of stars at Jazz Fest especially.
Damn, wish I could afford tickets.
>tfw you can't go back to 2011 and be 17 again
>>57507460
>degenerate
>>57507468
>Smoking
lads, we're posting on 4chan on a Wednesday night....
>>57507476
lol you rub dick like a girl
>>57507438
out of weed
Maybe no more until tomorrow morning
Gonna need some Nyquil just to fall asleep
>>57507481
>>57507510
>>57507526
hehe
well yeah silly i'am a girl
going to roll into work about half an hour late and there is literally NOTHING my boss can do about it
>>57507510
>tfw you can't go back to 4th grade and redo the worst parts of your life
>>57507548
>Just end an application to aarhus uni
Pretty nervous
>>57507510
>2012 was the best year of your life
>you were among the most popular kids in high school, an athlete, got super involved like being an MC for shows, and was generally liked by everyone
>fast forward four years and you're practically a nobody, skipping classes so you can sleep, parents worried you have crippling depression making you take vitamin D pills and drinking every other night to dull the pain.
People from NY, what would you critique, add?
>>57507582
what degree familia?
>>57507604
Economics and Business Administration
Honestly what do you think?
Oh I didnt realize it was a feels kinda night
>>57507623
>Economics
You are among the patrician tier degrees, lad
>>57507623
Second best school in denmark to do that degree 2bh
Their admission criteria were oddly specific so i couldn't apply there
>>57507598
>you were among the most popular kids in high school, an athlete, got super involved like being an MC for shows, and was generally liked by everyone
great joke m8
10/10
>>57507632
>Oh I didnt realize it was a feels kinda night
it's always a feel kinda night
>>57507673
I-I was
I have a quarter of the real friends I had now (not too many)
>>57507677
Well last night when I was feels posting you were shitposting
>>57507598
Same here
>spent an entire spring and summer lifting in 2012
>come back to school with an extra 20 pounds of muscle
>girls mirin
>be student athlete
>have large circle of friends
>4 years later
>losing some weight
>on depression medication
>have only a few friends that aren't online friends
>>57507510
Can't believe it was so long ago. I was a degenerate hoodlum on the streets of Miami
WHICH CAME AS SOME SURPRISE
>>57507707
>you were shitposting
sorry bud.
I can't help it.
>>57507699
>feel self drifting away from real friends
>>57507668
Damn really?
Laugh all you want but i wanted to apply to digital design.
But the problem was that the class is in danish. And also the infamy of "art" degrees
>>57507727
>have only a few friends that aren't online friends
Oh god this
Thank you /cum/, you're all my friends even if you don't know
>20 years old
>becoming an extreme weeb
>no girlfriend
>only friend is roomate that pisses me off all the time by being an elitest asshole about literally everything
>shitty vehicle
>entire family disowned me
>eat maybe once a day because no appetite
>smoke like a chimney
>4 hours of sleep a night before work
>hope I drift off to sleep while driving and head on with a semi everyday
>waiting for next paycheck to buy a plane ticket to leave the country and become an hero
Life is wonderful
>>57507766
there's too many meme degrees here
EBA is solid
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/New_England%27s_Dark_Day
The fuck is this bullshit lads
How do we constructively come up with a way to eliminate "the feel" once and for all?
>>57507803
lay down and rot
>>57507780
you're my friend too, Saint Paul
>>57507803
there's only one surefire way
>>57507803
kill ourselves. That's the only definite answer to your question
>>57507803
we all become billionaires and travel the world, living worry and carefree for the rest of our lives. Some of us may go to switzerland and end our lives through their programs, others may help others who also struggle with the feel.
>>57507845
If you're a billionare women will passively attach themselves to you like barnacles on the hull of a ship
>>57507803
I only ironically post feels
>>57507837
>tfw going here soon
I can't wait 2bh
>>57507817
>>57507836
>>57507837
>>57507845
I see two lost causes a memer and a dreamer, dont know if this going to cut it lads
>>57507760
>go off to college in a different state
>was never into social media so only kept up with friends through games that we sometimes played together
>lose interest in games 2 years in and lose almost all contact with friends for a year and a half
>finally see them over the summer to catch up and find out 4/5 of them dropped out of school and 2 of them are addicted to pain pills and dabble in heroin while the other two are working deadend jobs, still live with their parents, and have no apparent plans
it was one of the most depressing moments of my life
>>57507871
>spend a month alluring the horrible roasties only after the gold
>come up with an elaborate plan and execute it to humiliate them and make them regret being gold diggers
It'll work lad
>>57507877
There is a special place in hell for people that do that you know?
>>57507895
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=irfd74z52Cw
Go to China la
Literally gonna destroy /cum/
got my thumb on trigger, just need the pressure
>>57507888
Really? That's actually fairly cool, are you by the bitterroots?
>>57507895
I'm actually doing quite well and not really infected with "the feels". Suicide really is the only definite answer to your question that we can all do. I used to have "the feels" till I started to talking to people more. Social interaction is like an "emotional buffer" that reduces the amount of extremely sad/mad emotions that you feel.
>>57507906
>remember meeting up with friend I haven't seen since beginning of high school
>already has couple of kids and dropped out to take care of them
>just us remembering all the things we did as kids when life wasn't so hard
gf just sent the qtest pic
>>57507936
FUCKING DO IT CUNT I DARE YOU
>>57507923
>Asian woman
I will never sink that low senpai
>>57507955
For some people talking isnt enough, it has a cathartic effect on many people and I should certainly do it more but it's not good enough for all people
>>57507948
sorry man it's not in Montana, Its the suicide Forrest in Japan.
I'm >>57507782, just kinda given up senpai
>>57507906
>>57507962
Damn that sucks dudes. I do worry for my former classmates who went to expensive schools in NY and MA and chose to major in the arts/literature/media/etc.
m-maybe I can win an artistic qt who n-needs my stem stability baka
>>57508014
Asian women are goat though
>>57506511
>>57507510
Fuck no, I was 17 in 2011 too. Fuck that noise.
>>57508014
What's your current situation? College? Post-college? I used to be a shut-in and really managed to pull myself up. I'll need a bit more detail though
>>57508030
haha, no
not even close
>>57507962
>>just us remembering all the things we did as kids when life wasn't so hard
WAKE UP, YOU NEED TO MAKE MONEY
>>57508025
I know its Japan, you made it sound like you were actually going but I take things too literally.
Do you live near the bitterrots though? They run into idaho, no?
I love you, /cum/
>>57508047
Oh I'm in college but I'm not asking for any kind of help 2bh, spare yourself the trouble, I'll live
>>57508030
To each his own...
>>57507438
Walk to the store lad
>>57508069
I technically live in them, and yes they run through the panhandle as well. Bretty awesome in the morning when the sun rises behind them, the scenery is gorgeous.
So what's the difference between 0% and N/A?
>>57508098
>>57508098
it's too late now.
Gonna go there before class in the morning , though
>>57508160
>dat pre-class cig with coffee
Tummy Ache
>>57508149
Damn, I'm jelly. My uncle lives with his wife in a a cabin high up in the mountains on the Montana side. Seems like paradise living out in the forest
>>57508158
I would assume.
0% - less than .5%, rounded down
N/A - no data available, probably wasn't an option
>>57508185
don't forget the shit. bud
cigs and coffee are the ultimate cleanser
no better way to get ready for the day
>mfw non Americans try to say that they like Americans even though they don't
>>57508221
nvr 4get
>>57508199
It can be if you enjoy the lifestyle, the only downside is not being close to any stores and what not, especially if you have a vehicle that guzzles gas. Aside from that the isolation can be wonderful, especially if you like guns. Nothing feels better than standing on your back porch and taking pot shots at asshole squirrels in the morning.
not a fan of socialists 2bh
>>57507510
I didn't came here for this.
>>57508221
>>57508185
gonna sound like a whiny bitch but I hold my breath anytime smokers are in my vicinity. I watch you and track your smoke trails, maneuvering myself out of the way of the dissipating gases. When smokers come to close to my building I open my window and yell at them to please back up. I sometimes even glare at the Korean students who huddle together in one giant mass and smoke, making an entire section of campus a no-go-gas-zone. When I'm behind smokers I accelerate to get past you people so I don't get caught in the smoke trails coming from your death sticks.
I am autism hear my roar
>>57508290
Why are you here? You know there are Americans here
>>57508321
Memes and cute american boys like you.
>>57508304
it's cool, lad.
I only smoke in private, so we can still make out
>>57508264
They had a few neighbors out in the woods there and there was some kind of meeting place down in the valley by a lake. When I was in NY we could used to have to shoot at the range where they train Suffolk police officers, would love to move to the bitterroots one day
>>57508349
This is a straight general
l just want a wife senpai. I've been single since I was 16 and I'm pushing 28
>>57508284
Neither am I, but I think that some "socialist" elements like minimum wages are important nowdays, because the corporations got insane with their need to make the biggest possible profit and they gained too much influence in politics, where they don't belong imo.
>>57508367
>ever having a gf
fucking normies think they have it tough
>>57508304
same desu
>>57508365
I'm a girl...
>>57508349
>implying you like Americans
Nobody likes us
>>57508353
Lots of people out here have those meeting places for all sorts of activities, mainly shooting and other outdoorsy stuff. I've never had to go to a shooting range to shoot so that seems rather strange to me honestly, but you gotta work with what you got. Anyways, have a good night man.
>>57508406
Goodnight friend
happiness was a lie
>>57508350
i-it's all okay. I'll just bundle my t-shirt in front of my face and crouch down to quickly scuttle under the thick, grey clouds, imagining I'm a helicopter pilot in a chemical weapons zone pushing my aircraft to its limit to get my troops (penis) home safely
>>57508390
Well meme'd
>>57508398
I do like Americans.
>>57508419
What would make you happy?
>>57508422
you had me at >thick
>>57508432
I doubt it tbqh, the whole world hates us, even Canadians and Mexicans
Getting kinda sleepy
should I make another coffee or just finish the rest of this assignment tomorrow?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6dI-DdTZJyo
good song for canadians worried about our country's government and future
I think it's bed time for me
Good night /cum/
>>57508461
>What would make you happy?
just being paid for my passion (which is writing)
also u bb
>>57508496
Night.
>>57508481
do you have anything important tomorrow?
>>57508470
I'm pretty sure Brazilians are more hated than Americans, tbqh. You guys are alright to me.
>>57508527
class, lab and another assignment :^)
literally haven't even touched a girl in a year
time3sleep
>>57508470
Canadians don't hate you we just think we are totally different from you and are insulted when someone compares us to you because you're all a bunch of jingoistic evangelicals who hate healthcare. We do mostly hate your government (we don't mind Obama though) and politics, in a smug feeling superior sort of way.
Pretending we're better/different is just our Anglo Canadian identity. We do love America though. There are US flags everywhere in my town in Ontario flying alongside ours.
>>57508505
Oh bb <3
Not impossible but really hard. Tough luck, cake boy.
>>57507534
Rejoice lads I managed to get some weed after all
>>57508496
Goodnight!
>>57508549
Ok?
>>57508470
I visit this thread almost a year now. Would I come here to discuss stuff with you, or talk about america in general.
>>57508550
I'm sure it will be deep and restful!
>>57505538
UH campus is literally right next to the third ward
live on campus unless you're willing to commute
and you better be good at driving or willing to get a pass if you're gonna commute
also if you're at UH there's a place off Washington Ave called taqueria laredo, about 10mi from campus
highly recommend
why is /cum/ so mean to me?
>>57508557
I don't understand how you can hate America but love it at the same time.
>>57508626
Why would you possibly like the US more than Europe? You guys post all the time about how big a shithole the US is compared to Europe. Even Canada is far better in your eyes, considering how much more you guys like it.
>>57508729
who are you?
Recently got into a fight with a friend from Cali.
Deal was we wouldnt talk again until she was ready for it but it's been a few days now, is she waiting for me to say sorry first or something? She made it seem like it would only be a day.
>>57508737
we are very tsundere or idiots don't realize how much we depend on you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8gsJOSOVgM&nohtml5=False
>>57508745
>who are you?
I'm sensibility incarnated
>>57508729
Are you a Chicano famalams?
>Alaskans
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7V_9-9TYXUc
>>57508737
Because there's a big part of germans who realize that memes aren't always true.
Can't find the right words, but I guess a big problem of germans just doesn't seem to understand the american mentaility, strong patriotism, everyone has to do stuff on his own etc.
We aren't used to patriotism, we are used to a nanny state, no fun allowed, no real freedom of expression (and I don't mean denying the holocaust but also making fun of other peoples head of states). The majority of people seem to be somewhat leftists, and they always like to seek the failure somewhere else. Of course you did a part in destabilizing the middle east, but no one forced us to take these people in. That's just one example, or that whole NSA thing. It's not like China or russia wouldn't spy on us and if our country would fight radicalism the NSA would have had no reason to spy. It's also not like we didn't profit from it. Somehow these people still feel smug, better than anybody, not only americans but also southern europe, as you possibly saw during the main time of the financial crisis.
>everyone went to sleep
Yeah thats cool guys, have these things curse your dreams...
need to talk to that Texan guy who poste here a year and a half ago
nah, just playing vidya games
a true homie never sleeps before the RNH
>>57508953
I want to go to sleep ;_;
>>57508953
Why do they wear the masks?
>>57509005
Ancient festival, they are supposed to represent animalistic proto beings or some shit from neolithic times
>>57508985
Sleep little one
>>57508985
If you go to sleep now, Semen demons will visit your dreams.
>>57509039
So it's a pagan ritual? Weird stuff, desu.
>idiot friend just knocked up a girl
wew
When do the RNH start?
>all these words in this Articulation of Joints chapter that starts with "syn/m"
>>57509121
BBC??
>>57509039
>>57509116
still have like 3 questions to write out but my motivation is dropping
Ill just do it tomorrow then stay up late since almost all my classes are canceled friday
>>57509136
35 minutes
>>57509143
no
>>57509097
Nice
>>57509121
How many months?
>>57509148
Sleep well!
>>57509193
he just found out saturday
Goodnight /cum/
>>57509241
Isn't it midday in Hawaii?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w_F24rJ7NSI
>>57509252
they're like 1 or 2 hours behind PST
>>57509252
don't blow my fucking cover
>>57509221
I'm getting a vasectomy as soon as I can.
why is /cum/ dying so early
>>57509446
it's the middle of the week and all the wagecucks are worn out
myself included :^)
>>57509309
Lmm?
>>57509607
when will you faggots stop accusing random people of being LMM?
it doesn't even make sense half the time
how do I emulate microphone input on a DS emulator?
>>57509653
Let's just say I recently received proof that he posted here today or at least he saw the thread
>>57509686
he was permabanned
nvm figured it out
RNH DOES NOT BEGIN FOR ANOTHER TWO MINUTES
AVOID THE LIKE BUTTON AT ALL COSTS
>>57509685
Set up your mic with the emulator?
You can literally get 4$ headphones with mics now.
WHO TF UP
>>57509824
midnight isn't real nigga hours
>>57509824
Pacific coast is cheating nigger
>>57509824
me
>>57509868
when is real nigga hours then
>>57509868
What happened to "I go to bed at 9"? Lmfao
>>57506787
Aqui esta Durango
>>57509901
different guy
[spoiler]I go to bed at like 9am[/spoiler]
>>57509097
D'awwwwww :3
>>57509897
3 am like it is here
>>57509824
Reviewing two exams for today and realizing I've forgotten more than I thought.
>>57509916
Ok I was worried for a second
>>57509926
>RNH when the sun is already coming up on some coasts
Nigga...
