Sophie Thread
cara
cara
Drake
me
sara
forgot to apply to be a janny lads
Sorry meant to be Edition, not thread, I'm tired af
Finally, a shitty thread
are nige
>Tfw no tall gf
Sophie a whore
remember deez nuts?
haha deez nuts
aviators look like shit
need a Ukie gf
Tfw this stupid fucking site is never going to get me laid
What was the first vote you ever made lads?
Haven't had mine yet, only recently turned 18, but looks like it's gonna be these local elections.
Don't really like any of the parties so I might just vote ukip
is /brit/ archived anywhere?
>>57452911
I voted Labour in 2005, mainly because I knew they were going to win anyway so why not
>>57452911
just did the one my mummy told me to do
>>57452911
voted in a strawpoll the other day, think that was it x
I HAVE NEVER HAD A GF
AND THATS OK
I WILL ALWAYS BE ME
>>57452916
Desustorage /int/
All threads archived from around October
>>57452948
>>57452871
Nothing wrong desu
All these threads are same. Dull, unoriginal and stale.
reckon I could heem one of you wankers into the next dimension
Is anyone here into fat chicks?
>All these threads are same. Dull, unoriginal and stale.
sometimes ya just gotta accept how things are and make the best of what ya got. life defeats us all. we're all just searching for little bits of solace
>>57452989
have you even mastered the blockchain?
didn't think so
>>57452886
Do they have Russia's AIDs problem?
>>57452911
Was a by-election, late summer, warm day. Cycled to the town hall, there was a very bored looking old lady and no-one else there, completely silent except for my echoing, squeaky footsteps, because the desks, the booths and the ballot boxes were spaced out around the enormous hall and it had a polished wooden floor.
>>57452989
I severely doubt it lad
>>57452992
No
the interest on my poo is growing exponentially
gonna have to make a withdrawal from my butt
who here has rooted an aussie bird?
>>57452992
Depends
>>57453038
That may incur additional fees.
>tfw ur drill will never be the drill that pierces the heavens
>>57453044
>>57452992
yours truly
sometimes even wank to obese territory if i feel especially adventurous
>>57453057
additional pees more like
thoughts on abrahamic religion?
>>57452894
same with me but Brazil
>>57453064
I get dead upset post wank if i cum to an obese woman. The fattest ill go is like sofia rose tier.
>>57453044
I think I had the chance to but I fucked it up, as I did with the french girl, the dutch girl, the italian girl, the american girl and a spanish girl
Only once did it go right haha
>>57452977
They're not the same though, thetes several variations of /brit/
>The politics and racist conspiracy theories episode
>The anime and waifus episode
>The depressed NEET episode
>The drugs and normies episode
>The fedora episode
>The Aussie vs Yank episode
>The /brit/game episode (Haxball, Hangman)
>The triggering the janny episode
>>57452911
Green Party
Just didn't want to vote for Labour or Conservative and they have some okay ideas except for their anti nuclear power.
>the UAE is 83.7% immigrants
>>57453073
The same as all religion. A mental crutch for the weak minded to help them cope with the harshness of reality.
>The same as all religion. A mental crutch for the weak minded to help them cope with the harshness of reality.
>>57453136
The statement is 100% correct but it's still hilarious to see it fedora'd desu
I have fallen so many times, but i dont get back up i only return to my slow crawl towards death.
>>57453118
>>57453136
how did you program this bot to greentext echo everything you say? are athiests this smart?
>The same as all religion. A mental crutch for the weak minded to help them cope with the harshness of reality.
>how did you program this bot to greentext echo everything you say? are athiests this smart?
>The same as all religion. A mental crutch for the weak minded to help them cope with the harshness of reality
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FTXN5nOstRs
good old dawkins
>>57453136
>>57453164
>>57453186
Played like fiddle.
>tfw you'll find your gf on 4chan
>The statement is 100% correct but it's still hilarious to see it fedora'd desu
guarantee that the lads who greentext atheist or antireligion posts are actually atheists themselves, they're just cheeky cunts that like taking the piss out of arrogance
considering letting god into my heart
>The same as all religion. A mental crutch for the weak minded to help them cope with the harshness of reality
Where do we go when we die? I'm scared, I can't comprehend nothingness.
>The same as all religion. A mental crutch for the weak minded to help them cope with the harshness of reality
>>57450927
>cheetos
fuck off yank
>>57450962
>grade
fuck off yank
>>57451066
>math
fuck off yank
miserably hot in my house and my dad keeps turning off the fucking ac
i want to kill myself
>Played like fiddle.
>>57453229
nothingness is the most blissful peace there is, you're going to love it lad
>>57453197
jus be urself :): the post
>>57453153
Atheism is for the weak willed who can't accept a world where they are not the beginning and end
>>57453211
wow truly a beautiful mind here lads
>Atheism is for the weak willed who can't accept a world where they are not the beginning and end
>guarantee that the lads who greentext atheist or antireligion posts are actually atheists themselves, they're just cheeky cunts that like taking the piss out of arrogance
never actually read the bible, might give it a spin
if nothing else itll help me get more questions right on university challenge
me: i went to see deadpool the other day
teacher: really? is he your favorite superhero?
me: no, i dont know why everyone says so. hes the most overrated fictional charater after jesus
teacher: *speechless*
>my lone friendclapped in the background
>>57453240
snowing here still
>>57453264
You're probably just having a laugh but the complete opposite is true
>>57453280
you can make edgy comments like "Overall I found the story to be a bit of a mess and the Jesus character was too clichéd."
>Atheism is for the weak willed who can't accept a world where they are not the beginning and end
>>57453009
not really
whole thing is overblown anyway
>>57453279
>>57453277
>>57453241
>>57453230
>>57453215
Why are aviators not classes like fedoras? They're worn with the same style only in the "I'm a badass" mindset.
>>57453294
tfw never seen snow
I wear sunglasses at night, I'm just that rad
>>57453304
>his mum taking the picture in the mirror
every time
>its a fedora episode
ah yes
>>57453229
That's not nothingness though.
>>57453331
there's always a fedora epsiode at this time slot
>>57453316
there is some snow literally right outside my house at this very moment
I wear moonglasses during the day, I'm just that rad
>>57453281
of course the teacher is speechless, if they could lose their job for commenting on that in the wrong way
its a really trick situation to be in
in ITT thread: things that make you smarter than the average person
>being a tradionalist athiest
>>57453364
Ah, a fellow luna-aspect dawntreader
>>57453229
you become one with the quantum fractal consciousness of the universe but only if your third eye is open and you have reached arhat and nirvana with your current samsara
talking about FGM on bbc news, one woman glad she had it done
>>57453400
>arhat
>ar hat
>ar
>hat
there's something hidden here but I can't quite place it
>>57453394
Being gay
>>57453402
was watching t'old beeby-see up until about half an hour ago
cant remember a thing they talked about except the panama ppaers business and some numale banging a wooden spoon on a bucket in iceland and a polar bear struggling to walk
Is anyone here unironically religious (not counting rasheeds)?
good pic
>>57453447
>well street
innit
>>57453447
>tfw heavily invested into this meme but it didn't pay off
>>57453447
>lying in the street
we've all been there desu
>>57453447
Wouldn't mind shagging that slag on the right
>>57453281
>go to church
>interrupt pastor during sermon
>grab the mic
>yell "jesus doesn't ever real'd"
>a few old ladies gasp and then faint
>some kids start yelling and cheering
>pastor says "what the fuck are you doing?"
>drop mic
>walk off stage
>get in my 20 year old Civic and drive off
>get pulled over by cops 15 minutes later
>get arrested for hate crimes
>get arraigned and released
>charges dropped
>shitpost about it in /brit/
all in a day 2bh f-a-m
>>57453477
consult me next time in an expert in investment and profit
>>57453300
hardly, but then again most people become "atheists" due to lack of will or knowledge of faith to begin with.
for an atheist Man is a little god unto himself and human achievement/progress is a divine right by extension. Its materialism taken as faith with one's own mind being the only source of truth necessary.
beyond that, being materialist, it is also very deterministic.
its incredibly unsettling to know that your actions are yours and yours alone, and beyond that they can have consequences even if the "law" does not administer them.
Atheism is comforting because everything is meaningless anyways so therefore nothing "really" matters beyond your own desires, its the bliss of nihilism. They never have to face existential dilemmas because they simply ignore them.
>>57453447
>Going out on NYE
Overhyped, overpriced, overcrowded and most of all just a major letdown
>>57453447
british police are comedy
>>57453514
too many big words for me
>Not believing that time is a loop and we've done this millions of times before.
I want plebs to leave
Who here /Jewish/
>>57453530
had some good times at house parties on nye
>>57453514
is the atlantic a gateway to bizarro world or someting lmao
>>57453563
>>57453512
ah yes why of course!
>>57453563
Nietzsche's idea of the afterlife
>tfw 23 and my hair is about 30% grey already
>my brother is 26 and also greying
FUCK YOU SHITTY GENETICS
>>57453563
It time is a loop then that means we would have done this infinitely many times before.
>>57453603
rather be grey than bald tbqh
>>57453603
greying > balding
>>57453603
better than going bald, pal.
>Nietzsche's idea of the afterlife
>takes two minutes for my pc to load league of legends
>takes 10 seconds to load right click
>can't play any new games
>does everything slow as fuck
wew
glad i have a new pc coming
think il have just the one wank today
TED CRUZ HAS WON
CRUZ HAS WON
#cruzmissile
cruz speech right now wew lads
>>57453684
What's he won?
>>57453684
Trump twats on suicide watch
>>57453629
>>57453628
>>57453616
are any of you balding?
>>57453746
I am
wanna kill me?
>>57453721
Avon and Somerset Police and crime commissioner
>>57453746
i thought i was for a while but it was just maturing with a high natural hairline
i am also greying. i'd literally rather be 100% grey than 20% bald.
wtf is this superdelegate shit?
>>57453746
Nah, but im 19 and my hairs already greying too.
Why are there people who dont like Maggie Thatch? She seems like an A1 leader to me
It amazes me that Americans will vote for Hillary.
I understand Canadian voters are pretty bad, but good god.
At least choose someone who is an outsider, and not a corrupt corporate shill.
>>57453755
nah i just feel sorry 4 u desu senpai :(
>>57453789
political parties can run their elections however they want unfortunately
>>57453721
some state
Trump is still leading but Cruz close behind
don't know why people would be excited about Cruz though when he's nothing but a slime
>>57453789
wouldnt want the anti-establishment candidate winning now would we :)
a bit of grey is kinda sexy iah
>>57453839
I'd love to see Bernie vs Trump desu
would be amazing, great show of pure democracy at work
>>57453807
She opened up immigration to the commonwealth and allowed call for prayer
>>57453807
she made a lot of people face the harsh realities that the industries they worked in were not sustainable and had to go. she was a little too happy to just shove these people onto unemployment benefits rather than make any effort to help them though
might watch some women kiss to make my weewee hard
>>57453789
Party officials designed to keep the them from nominating unelectable candidates.
>>57453807
She increased the overall wealth of the country a lot, but getting rid of unprofitable heavy industry and moving us more towards a service/finance based economy without a backup plan for thousands of jobs had a massive negative impact on huge areas of the north and midlands of england + wales
>>57453789
just ignore it goy, alright?
look, trump said something, pay attention to that, hillary is a woman, don't be sexist
>>57453839
They brought in superdelegates because unelectable candidates kept getting chosen for the nomination
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5Xx9IxlrEg
watching some hitchslaps
>>57453880
posted a very high quality lesbo vid yesterday
also got an interracial lesbo vid where this black girl gets her ass ate which I might review
>>57453932
>also got an interracial lesbo vid where this black girl gets her ass ate which I might review
would read the review when is it coming out?
>>57453477
its popular among niche markets so it still had a decent payoff
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/education-35941979
ah yes, very progressive
>>57453947
when I finish working out and eating I imagine so I can have a wank along with it
>>57453899
he really is a great speaker, and an entertaining debator.
shame he died prematurely. we have nothing remotely like him left in the english-speaking world. the internet is dumbing everyone down.
listened to the whole cruz speech on bbc news tbf haha
never really read about him:
policys hes said:
flat tax
abolish the irs
secure the border
increase wages for "those men with callouses on their hands"
get rid of common core
increase wages for working mums
protect religious liberty (mentions catholics, mormons, protestants and jews but not muslims kek)
not sure what a few of those mean like "common core"
>>57453977
How does he plan to increase wages?
Also abolishing the IRS sounds like an awful idea
>>57453977
>common core
stupid system of teaching mathematics to bring everyone down to the same level
>>57453977
>abolish the irs
Isn't that what got JFK killed?
>>57453977
this whole elections are pretty much memes. they're getting desperate in the face of the advent of globalization.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-35974648
wew lads
>>57453977
>not sure what a few of those mean like "common core"
I think it's the latest newfangled "education reform" that all but ignores the elephant in the room that the US is getting browner
cool it with the antisemitic remarks
>>57454025
No, that was the Federal Reserve Bank.
say it with me: PRESIDENT RAFAEL EDWARD CRUZ
lmao
>Isn't that what got JFK killed?
are irish people really mixed with africans
>>57454093
iberians are descendants of africans, so yes.
>>57454071
respect our culture
>>57454056
that looks well more than 15 ft
hope i get to hear a bernie sanders speech on the news too, lad has a great accent
>>57454093
No that's you and Paki's
*cums all over you*
>>57454083
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/video/2016/02/13/marco_rubio_says_ted_cruz_cant_speak_spanish_cruz_responds_in_spanish.html
>American """""""""""conservative""""""""""""" candidates arguing over who speaks better Spanish
>>57454111
We're all descendants of Africans bro
>>57454140
imagine if the tories did this with arabic
>>57454111
Where do Saxons come from originally? Jupiter?
>>57454093
all blacks in the US have Irish blood
Cruz v Sanders would GOAT
True conservatism against true social democracy
>>57454140
>to be canadian prime minister you are required to be fluent in french
just bought some fenatyl and started spiking it in my friends' food.
*gets the cock out*
just did a cry
>>57454132
it never occured to me that we have an accent until now
>>57454197
*hugs u*
>>57454165
Cimmeria
whatever happened to that ron paul bloke /pol/ loved last time round
>>57454083
hope it comes down to cruz vs clinton because it means they'll either elect a cuck or a canadian (haha thats also a cuck right?, *glasses you before you can talk shit*)
i like to fuck my cat
>>57454165
they were jutes, so denmark.
t. /his/ browser
>>57454211
transcended
Why does school still exist?
>>57454182
not really, its expected though
we've had PMs who couldn't speak French
>>57454215
>hope it comes down to cruz vs clinton
a shill vs. a shill
how depressing.
>>57454217
does it consent
>>57454205
ayy fahgettaboudit, get me some corrrfeee
>>57454217
alri Harry
>>57454182
Is there a petition we can send to the Queen to get their Anglosphere privileges revoked?
>>57454232
to condition and brainwash kids into believing that getting up at the asscrack of dawn every day to spend their entire lives doing something they hate with people they can't stand is an acceptable existence
>>57454256
the Queen still claims to be the heir to the French Crown doesn't she?
she's also still the Duchess of Normandy
>>57454056
>>57454124
The kid's standing like 10ft behind the alligator
>>57454219
Where did jutes come from?
>>57454232
Dunno man. It's not like you learn anything useful.
>>57454288
not passable
needs more makeup
Hi lads
I'm so autistic I brought a book to a football game
>>57454256
the queen speaks french too, desert yank
wait am i an idiot, i thought "delegates" was just a name
theyre actual people who cast a vote lmao wtf
why is everyone in britain 1/4 irish
imagine being eaten by an alligator
all that intelligence developed over the millennia by humans counts for nothing in the jaws of an ancient beast
>tfw not any parts irish
feels good being a pure human being
>>57454343
literally me, my gran is irish haha
>>57454247
big fan of memes though desu
>vote jewKIP
i'm mainly british, german, and irish
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
best girl
are bernie is speaking lads
wee bit depressed that i'm alive
BERNIE SANDERS HAS WON
SPEECH IN A MINUTE
>>57454328
>theyre actual people who cast a vote lmao wtf
That's in the brokered convention afaik, ignore that
In a state, you win a number of delegates based on the percentage of votes you get
Some states are winner-take-all, so if you get more than 50.0% then you get all the delegates
>>57454365
I'm honestly hoping for trump vs. sanders, t.b.h.
>>57454360
>muh heritage
>muh Irish granny
Imagine being stranded in the sea and a shark just circles you and just keeps wearing you out before eating you, grim
>apply tons of places knowing i wont get very many responses
>literally the best company responds and says they are going to call me tomorrow
I'm fucked lads. He said my background is interesting and would like to chat for 30 minutes
What will he ask me? Everyone lies/exaggerates on their resume about what they actually did right?
voting for bernie sanders
>>57454393
DUDE
>bernie
Needs a good genociding
>>57454393
Woah.
Mind blown. Eyes opened.
>>57454247
Cruz is a real conservative unlike that goon Drumpf
>>57454343
me too lmao me grandad was from county cork XD
>>57454418
bloody racist
>>57454391
nah in any case the "delegates" are actual people who physically go to a place and vote is what im on about
>>57454345
aren't you supposed to stick your fingers in its eyes?
>>57454401
>literally got an irish passport
dont feel any connection to ireland though
idgaf about politics yeaaaaaa
>>57454371
same
>>57454472
noooo you roll over and play dead
>>57454485
same
Ireland is really nice though, wouldn't mind living there
considering moving there for a few years since I'm done school now
>>57454485
were you not brought up catholic?
>>57454450
think you're talking about superdelegates or something
that's not how it goes
>>57454495
Who do you vote for?
feeling the bern a bit i must admit
might put him as a write in candidate for my local council elections in may
>>57454526
bernie sanders, you?
>>57454542
>>57454537
fuck off you literal jewish communist marxist dogshit
>>57454542
Labour
>>57454576
socialism =/= communism
>>57454579
good lad
>>57454525
no, no im not
a "delegate" is a literal person who goes to the convention and votes
they have to vote how theyre told for the first vote - and if it somebody wins there thats it
some get free to vote in the second vote, then some in the third etc. but that only happens if nobody gets a majority to start with
what do they ask you when they call after you apply somewhere lads? he asked me to open up 30 minutes
>>57454597
socialism is just as bad
centralized economics necessitates political and social control, therefore the elimination of freedom.
>>57454576
bernie sanders isnt a communist, nice try shill
It's raining, shit this is the perfect time to stock up on water before the dry season
>>57454598
yes that's the convention
brokered convention has happened like twice in US history
