/cum/ woooooaahhh edition
First for leafs
Is the Unpaid One on duty tonight?
fuck you janny
Last thread had over 310 posts
Fucking swear to god
>>57455633
Finally talked out the handjob thing. Everything is alright in the world.
He Does It For Free
>Janny gets tricked into deleting /cum/
Its like pottery
>>57455661
>>57455678
Page 7 m8
>Tenstion rises as President Trump will soon be announcing America's First Waifu who will live with him in the whitehouse where they will lay in bed and shitpost on weeb sites and eat instant noodles
its like a fairytale
um y was last thread deleted
janny-chan is rly dumb
it died too soon
You can't say word 'jew' without contempt on your face
>>57455679
What did you say and how did she respond?
>>57455730
go away weeb
>inb4 hamsterposts
http://strawpoll.me/7292766
TIME TO FINISH THIS
jews are responsible for all the bad things in the world
>>57455819
>http://strawpoll.me/7292766
take Wisconsin too
swear to fucking god
>>57455819
yes all those scandi qts would be mine then
>>57455815
hamsters?
>>57455819
>all that yes
What the fuck did we do to you guys
>>57455819
NO WE ARE OUR OWN STATE, WE SHOULD BE OUR OWN COUNTRY.
T. MINNESOTA
>>57455814
I can't really remember enough to quote her or myself, but everything turned out just like some American friend here told me. Everything is alright, I'm going to sleep now.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dB8yemOpEo4
>>57455815
>i will pick a great waifu
>and nobody picks a better waifu than me
>the most beautiful waifu that's ever been
>tfw that girl at the self service checkout approves your alcohol purchase by pressing a button which says "the customer looks over 25"
>>57455873
but then we can't share a country with the Dakotas :(
>>57455871
>>57455873
WE. OWN. YOU.
>>57455868
*stops on hamster with Mr. Krabs foot*
>>57455633
Do modern feminists not realize that modern feminist has the exact opposite results of what they claim to want?
Good night everyone.
I love you all and hope you all sleep well.
stay here yanks, don't come to /brit/
>>57455900
I do love the dakotas...
>>57455902
Why do you bully us Minnesotans so hard the last few days?
![1243886450329[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/1ZHlwfa.jpg "1243886450329[1].jpg")
>>57455928
Of course not
>woman
>self aware
pick one
>>57455896
what was the point when he started getting wrinkles and get bad tan?
>>57455936
y-you too
>>57455967
It's not bully, it's endearment. I want you.
>>57455936
G'night canadabro, swee dreams
>>57455936
night bud
>>57455928
Fuck man how would I know all I do is shitpost all day
>>57455936
Good night manitoba pal!
>>57455967
he wants to put you in a cage and love you
>Canada winning the poll on owning Minnesota
>>57455900
>>57455967
We'd probably unite with ND and secede on the premise of "Fuck coastie transplants"
>>57455977
That's how super rich people age
They age badly while they try their hardest to spend shitloads money on looking youthful.
Obama is a nigger, with his coon eyes and his kool-aid lips
*calls to muster*
I'm in love with a transexual libertarian on Tumblr.
Is the new meme pretending the mid-west isn't a wasteland of depression and uniformity.
>>57455928
No.
Otherwise they wouldn't be feminists.
Capcha 1716 dude
I wonder what Google is trying to tell me.
>>57456182
Pics
I only smoke weed once a weekend on sundays and I only smoke about 2 hits out of a bowl
How long will it take me to get clean?
>>57456150
>2008 on 4chan
>>57456196
What the FUCK did you just say?
>>57456196
well it's a meme to pretend the rust-belt isn't depressing
the plains are fine though, and the plains extend through minnesota in case anyone is wondering
>>57456210
A week probably for a urine test.
For a mouth swab just don't smoke for at least 3 days in advance, the more the better.
>>57456182
If you ever contact her make sure to say that you're interested in her because of her libertarianism and personality, don't mention her transsexuality, and if she asks say that you don't really care about it.
waaa!
Calling a Crusade on Minnesota. Must retake.
>That feel when ppl fight about the mdiwest but u dont even know where that is
>>57456283
The middle of the west. Duh.
>>57456270
>mounties on the wrong side of the border
>>57456283
It's the middle bit of the area roughly between the Appalachians and Rockies, mostly refers to the upper states.
>>57456083
>>57456270
>>57456283
Where Iowa is. A shithole.
>>57456203
maybe later
>>57456260
I forget about that part when I think about her already.
My Italian professor sent us this
>>57456283
>Extra flag shit
>Insults between states
>Everyone in always arguing about that
>>57456334
Always Unique
Totally Interesting
Sometimes Mysterious
>>57456283
Now you know how Americans feel.
>>57456334
You rigged my poll, scum. Minnesotans want to be leafs.
>>57456357
Noooooooooooooo.
>>57456395
it's too late
>>57456382
how can you read a map without a head jose
>>57456363
Poor guy.
He wants to get into memes and be hip, but he fails.
>>57456378
;^)
>>57456392
>They want to be leafs
>Repeatedly say no
cum lol
Reminder
Canadians are midwesterners though
They are culturally the most similar
>>57456334
>>57456443
What state flag does this person have?
>>57456443
>>Repeatedly say no
poll rigging
>>57456463
hehe
That is funny
>>57456312
so like nevada?
>>57456334
oh
>>57456338
thats pretty east
>>57456364
exactly
>This (anti-Mexican) rhetoric has made it clear that we have to act in a different way so that this tendency being generated doesn't damage the bilateral relationship
>mfw drinking two beers at once
>>57456357
saw the cutest boy today. almost tripped over myself because I was so flustered.
>>57456410
I stole another guys head.
>>57456498
i wanted to say hi
>>57456464
THISSSSSSS
THIS IS A STICK UP
PUT YOUR GFS IN THE BAG AND NO ONE GETS HURT
>>57456508
can't be. You're too far away.
>>57456498
what kind of cute
twink or femboy or handsomely rogue
>>57456468
Do not tell him he will bully people
>he doesnt live in the white areas of chicago
>>57456519
>tfw poor
HAHAHAHAHA
>>57456529
twinkish, but not overtly so
>>57456529
Probably a canadian boi
>>57456519
just take them man i dont want to get hurt
>>57456531
I saw it was Dakota
I was asking because he/she admitted to only wanking to cuck porn last night
>>57456533
Gated white areas of any US city are GOAT.
>>57456494
doublefisting is life
>>57456533
where you at? I used to live in Bucktown an then Bridgeport for a bit
>>57456540
If you wanna make some quick buck sell your poo to us
why do the canadians want flyover states
take minnesota and you can pick a dakota too
fuck, take wyoming too who gives a shit
Best state to be ludicrously rich?
>stateannexationposting
>>57456573
lincoln park. Bucktown is cooler though actually
>>57456564
what? the person who said they only jerked to interracial didn't have a flag
also there are multiple south dakota people in here
>>57456270
We Minnesotans are the only true Northerners. We saved America, we drove out the kings, we made the Republic. This state deserves respect; respect, and obedience. We know what is best for America: new lands, living space, territories, Canadian slaves! I know what must be done. The Canadians look down their maple syrup snotty noses at all Minnesotans, and they hate and desire us. I'm going to give them a reason for hate...when I've crushed them! American steel, that's the answer; American steel in the Minnesotan fist. And the other great American states...the Wisconsins; trash! They have no respect for proper American ways, for us! The Dakota prostitute themselves. As if the people matter! Bah! We Minnesotans must lead America.
>>57456608
California.
t. someone is ludicrously rich and has lived in California
>>57456611
Half the Mexican posts outside of /cum/ are about annexing the border states.
>>57456608
Tough Question. Upstate NY is nice but the weather is shit
Miami would be cool, but I hate ocean cities really.
San Francisco would be my choice.
>>57456584
We don't want Dakota or Wyoming. Only Minnesota.
>>57456584
Good, they are flyover states you don't want them anyway.
The only reason I would notice that Minn was gone from the union would be when the vikings changed their name and moved to a new state.
>>57456634
Aren't taxes shitty though and there's a lot of other snarky young richfags?
>>57456618
He is using the same reaction from last night in response to it is all
>>57456630
YOU MUST BE LIBERATED
>>57456564
See >>57456618
>>57456584
>Giving maples the historic Wild West
Seriously why is there this meme about my state
lol
Where is the masshole
>>57456650
>>57456656
>nobody wants the dakotas or wyoming
>>57456704
DEUS VULT
>>57456709
I'm about 40 minutes north of Boston but I'm not masshole
>>57456665
yeah, but I'm someone who enjoys coastal towns. Northern California has a great blend of beach and Cascadia.
My Cali rec mostly hinges upon the city of Carmel. Most beautiful place I've been. Clint Eastwood has a decent restaraunt there an I think resides in it for the most part.
Goodnight /cum/
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kpa3OIQCcg
Jap moot should find a way to block the extra flags. After he learns how to imageboard, of course.
i wanted to post this
It is time sleep
Sleeping on a regular schedule is a good thing to do. People should live sober lives in which they take care of their bodies, appreciate art, be learned, and set and strive to achieve goals.
Regular sleep is a key part of this and tomorrow is a good time to work on the other aspects
>>57456792
anime sissy
>>57456709
Fuck off
Eat shit midwest haters
>>57456792
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1Kpa3OIQCcg
fuck off nerd
>>57456792
I can tell you wear glasses
>>57456819
People should also worry about their own lives
>>57456831
i love you so much man marry me
>>57456821
>>57456704
GOD WILLS IT
>>57456819
now I just feel like an asshole for doing none of those things.
goodnight
>>57456831
Why am I fat
>>57456868
literally the most boring part of the entire country
>>57456904
agreed but don't respond to them, pretend they don't exist. You only fuel their gay circle jerk by giving them (yous)
>>57456904
>>57456904
Except Minnesota. Scum.
>midwest replies to me
>>57456792
>>57456819
night guys
>>57456903
I suck at drawing man sorry
>>57456954
>Coastie is nice
>>57456959
Goodnight
>>57456976
It is okay dokay
>tfw family lives in Minneapolis
>tfw can't visit them without going "yasure" for a week afterwards
>>57456573
Not the other guy but Pilsen represent.
>>57457035
Did you move from Minn because it's a boring shithole too?
who /siouxsie and the banshees/ here?
guys, knock it off
HAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>57457155
hi how are you pal
/cum/ what's the worst board you've ever visited?
Don't give low hanging fruit answers like /soc/ or /b/ either
>>57457194
/a/
>>57457194
/v/ is legitimately pretty garbage
/lit/ has ups and downs but it's usually pretty insufferable
>>57457155
You ok man?
>>57457194
i've only visited a handful of them but definitely /v/ or /a/
>>57457194
Probably /r9k/, every single thread is guys pretending to be girls
>fembot feels
>>57457218
/v/ is pretty bad too
>>57457194
/r9k/ a year or two after it was brought back to life
why is it always the last month of school when I get laziest
hardly 4 more weeks left
>>57457194
/b/ and /soc/
>>57456954
>Californian posts on the same board as me
>>57457194
/pol/, /a/, and /x/
>>57457250
Fuck you Canada don't break the rules
>>57457258
i feel bad for people in /x/ that take stuff in there seriously
/v/ is not that much worse than any other popular board on this site, including /int/.
people overestimate /int/ because they expect nothing from it - it's a designated shitposting board with flags, but if you expect actual discussion, any large discussion-dedicated board like /v/ or /pol/ are absolute shit
>>57457189
most excellent
>>57457194
easily /vg/
>>57457295
eh, it adds excitement to their lives I guess.
Now name good boards
I like /m/
>>57457194
/tv/ went so wrong
>>57457377
/out/
/fit/
>>57457377
/tv/ is the only board that makes me laugh but its absolute shit
does any1 want 2 join my cute club ?
>>57457194
Oh I've got a list of them
>/co/: no explanation needed
>/r9k/: was more enjoyable when it was just neckbeards neckbearding but it's way different since the school shooting
>/qa/: people bitching about stupid shit and nothing getting down
>/adv/: way too normie
>/tv/: full of people with shit taste
>/v/: full of the underage and just not the same after GG
>/sci/: one of the boards that could potentially be good but is just homework help
>/x/: another board that could be really good but is just so shit.
Hmm I think that's mostly it
>>57457194
/adv/
>>57457377
/tg/
>>57457377
/k/
Idk, maybe one of the smaller ones.
>>57457377
/diy/
/ic/
/an/
Those small but productive minded boards are always good
I would say /ck/ but there are quite a few shitters on /ck/
>>57457416
I will only if you can find me a gf
>>57457471
>>57457416
>>57457377
/tv/
Hands down the funniest AND funnest board on 4chan.
>>57455633
Cruckz is gonna win. No chance of CU|M
>>57457377
not a 4chan board but lainchan is pretty decent. If /cum/ ever dies i'll probably just have to hangout out there although it can be a bit too slow
>>57457377
/pol/
baked af
>>57457416
No fuck off
>>57457471
>>57457476
>>57457492
ok u can join!~
make sure to post cute things ~
baked chicken thighs desu
people forget my name often
>>57457542
i've been eating better and abstaining from alcohol
but i really want to get wasted and drink the disappointment away
WHAT SAY YOU, /CUM/?
>>57457552
mmmm thighs
>tfw you jump over one of lifes hurdles
feels good desu senpai
>>57457565
is collecting rare Chabelos a thing?
>>57457542
ok, but no fight
>>57457565
90% of the time people can't say my name right no matter how often i say it back to them
so I go by a nickname and even sometimes they can't say that so I just go by whatever
I'll let people call me anything at this point 2bh
>>57457598
not nice to talk about your mom like that buddy
>>57457542
>>57457614
pretty rude thing for somebody say.
Where are you from so I can judge you overly harshly
>>57457565
Pardon me but may I ask what was your name again?
>>57457614
I stopped caring if people say my name right desu
>>57457580
Dont do it!
>>57457607
no but it sound tempting
>>57457580
liquor has far fewer calories in it. Vodka is close to none, as long as you don't chase it with soda, just use Orange Juice
>>57457632
I'm from the midwest
>>57457542
Where's my gf though
>>57457653
>Vodka is close to none
>>57457575
>>57457608
>>57457621
>>57457658
pick one u want
>>57457653
cheap vodka is my drink of choice although I think it's like 60kcal a shot
>>57457644
I don't know, right now it's kinda tied
>>57457418
Someone give me a you or I'm going to kill myself
>>57457580
Do it bitch
It's only Tuesday night afterall
>>57457565
My name and person are so unusual that people always remember me.
I wish that wasn't the case desu.
@57457703
and nothing of value was lost
>>57457580
stay strong
>>57457674
I mean a real one
Anime isn't really you know
>>57457703
solja boy crank that ho
@57457703
No
>>57457755
just like ur gf !
light skinned black girls > dark skinned
>>57457797
nice
>>57457736
I'm plenty strong, nothing wrong with escapism from time to time
>>57457797
>>57457807
California gold masterace
>>57457797
Nice u got me good lad
>>57457873
she's pretty
>>57457873
Gorgeous
>>57457873
the fuck is with the collar is she 13?
>>57457873
She's got spunk
>>57457873
yuck
>>57457873
She's cute
>>57457924
>not wanting a submissive gf who likes wearing collars
Enjoy your missionary sex Thurman.
>>57457843
Okinawan is better tBh.
>>57457940
oh come on, that's bs, you know she's attractive
jealous faggot
>>57457949
I want a human gf tbq\h
>>57457955
"she" looks like a trap
>>57457873
>those Mexicasian qts
HNNNNNGH
You're American, you post here on /cum/, and you're afraid of a few immigrants, wetting your pants over a few hyphens? Were you also born a FUCKING moron, little bitch???
Of course you fucking are, you worthless piece of trump voting shit. You weren't around for when Democracy was strong enough to include the disenfranchiesed. You were not alive when voting for your favored candidate meant voting for America's greater future and not some short sighted ignorance. You're just a shitty little jaded "Millenial", assuming all the wisdom of your toiled ancestors without the experience or empathy that cultivated it, taking credit for hard work you never earned.
Shame on you.
>>57457984
we all know that aint gonna happen
>>57458020
how?
>>57458039
Maybe not for you but I will get a human gf
>>57458039
The collar gives off the vibe, like trying too hard to look submissive / feminine
>>57458031
What pasta is this?
>>57458058
with jokes like that you could be the next louie ck :^)
>>57458031
barely read
>>57458070
thanks
>>57455819
I live in Minnesota just south of the cities and everyone down here is pretty hickish and the rest are liberal cucks so might as well give it to Canada
>>57458062
those are pretty popular right now desu
especially with edgy girls
>>57458111
Where at mate? I'm also from south of the cities
>>57457843
turkish rosewater is best
