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Late night edition
anglo pride
*purrs*
Third for the bible
>fanny
*rallies round the flag*
Just promise me one thing /brit/.....
GET MENDOZA
>>57456029
what an absolute corker, aye lads?
yanks out
god wills it
>only 1 (one) british flag in this thread
>/brit/
>6 americans, a canadian, an australian, and one brit
only one Briton in this entire thread LOL
>/pol/ actually calls those who disagree with whatever meme they got duped by recently a cuck
jesus
Whose general is this?
>>57456139
Yours daddy :3
>>57456139
Britain for the Americans
>>57456127
no better than most liberals then
>>57456127
are you new?
Do any of you have inconsistent finger motor control? Sometimes I'm an extremely fast typer or have great handwriting and sometimes both of those are utter shit. When I'm tired my hand writing especially is great.
>>57456127
Word cuck has been going around 4chan for a while
>>57456249
so a fascist?
>argentinian facebook
radical moderate here
ama
vardy
>>57456278
Wew
snapped this one of the bf earlier
south USA >>> north USA
x20
>>57456292
keep it up lad
Can I come to London, as a victim of Putin's repression and live on welfare?
>>57456033
>muh heritage grants me anglo and celtic pride
Guys, I'm crying right now.
Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Maisie. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her. Girls who are considered "hot" by the general male population don't cut it for me anymore.
Maisie really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.
>>57456383
hello black abo nigger
>my country was invaded by celts, normans, anglos
CELTS GO HOME
>>57456424
Free ireland now
>>57456383
same actually, dads anglo mums half irish half scottish
15% of Somalis in America have autism
me on the left
>>57456456
let's see a source bloody racist
>>57456391
is this pasta?
what happened to that maisiefag from aus?
did he finally off himself?
is this going to be my last question?
Or will this one be?
>>57456499
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/minneapolis-and-the-somal_b_143967.html
Basically Somalis come to America and get a billion vaccines and suddenly they're autistic
They don't even have a word for autism in Somalia since it doesn't exist
The Somali parents think the vaccines cause autism, but it has something to do with Vitamin D deficiency
Minnesota is also very cold and dark and has a far higher autism average
Jews should just let it go. It happened. Some people died. Deal with it
how do we stop a 2000 year old holy war lads?
>>57456538
vitamin D is important for brain development in fetuses
how come other black people don't have abnormal autism rates though? maybe they just don't get it treated
>>57456556
why didnt you just let hitler conquer you pooland
i cant fucking take it anymore
>>57456412
hello
>>57456455
mum was english and dad was english-irish
if you went back enough aren't you all the same anyway
>>57456578
exterminate semites
I think my dads a bender lads... Was looking at his internet history and he had been on this big black cock website thousands of times
>>57456604
send him "dumb cuck" on the text
>>57456580
read the article
>>57456271
i thought it was just a meme
i go in a thread on /pol/ and i see some guy getting called a cuck by the whole thread because he disagrees with trump
>>57456538
Can the same be said for Scandinavia since its freezing their too and they have lots of africans
Jews are responsible for all the bad things in the world
>>57456681
polish people sound like muslims when they speak english
>>57456673
Somali immigrants in Sweden also have higher than normal autism rates
It has something to do with Vitamin D, somewhere in the vaccine process
All red countries shouldnt be allowed in the EU
>>57456722
Islam >>> the west
>>57456671
It's pretty much a /v/ and /pol/ thing.
And slightly on /mu/ but for other reasons.
>>57456753
shouldn't exist*
>>57456790
china is good for cheap shit tbf
My doomsday prep plan is to find and kill the people who planned better than me and take their stuff
might go to taiwan
>>57456823
exactly you dumb wanker, thats a bad thing, wed actually have industry in our own countries if china didnt exist
CHICKEN MADRAS
>>57456731
How very racist of the sun to not give them vitamin D
>>57456823
>>57456851
plus our world would literally be a better place instantly due to the amount of shit China creates.
>drinking tea and eating scones
>mum comes in and tells me to take out trash
>i say fuck off yank
>she says what?
>I say I cant be arsed
>She says why are you talking like this?
>Say, oh piss off you thick bird
>She leaves to get dad
>Before dad can say I word I ask him how it feels to be yelling at his wifes son, fucking cuck
>He says he'll beat my ass if I keep talking that way
>mock his nasally voice and say "ass"
>he slaps me
>tell him "I'll glass you, you twat"
>he slaps me again
>I cry and mutter under my breath "yanks can't handle the banter"
>he slams my door and my inbetweeners and this is england posters flutter from the vibrations of the wall
>>57456816
I cant even
fuck jews
fuck multinationals
>>57456851
having china as a source of external cheap labour is good for keeping costs down "you dumb wanker"
lads what's it called when you literally can't stop laughing and you have to hold your nose
everyone has done it in school assembly at least once
>>57456890
kek good post lad
>>57456905
>taking cheap over your countries growth and stability
THE STEEL M8,
WHAT ABOUT THE STEEL.
But seriously, you're a dumb faggot if you'd really rather save a few shekels at the expense of your country.
>>57456918
when you literally can't stop laughing and you have to hold your nose
>>57456900
fuck poles
Feeling shit, but i wont tell you why , good day
honest question for shit like council elections and police and crime commissioner do you normally just vote down party lines or actually look into it
normally just go for party but feel a bit irresponsible
business plan: resurrect churchill; make britain great again
>>57456961
nazis from all countries unite
>>57456983
>churchill
why don't americans celebrate easter
>>57456972
parties are pretty meaningless at the local level
stayed up all night being loud and obnoxious and walking round naked with the lights on and i even did a sin in the living room
what an intoxicating rush of freedom
i wish mumy and dady were never coming home
>>57456918
barely stifled laughter
>>57457008
You tell me
>>>/b/677896977
>>>/b/677900283
>>>/b/677902510
in that order
>>57456983
>not business idea
kys
>Churchill was good for Britain
Yeah, he only got them involved in a war they didn't need and a decent portion of their city bombed to rubble despite the public wanting no part at all in it. And then when Hitler gave him a free pass he had to call Uncle Burger to clean up his mess.
What a top lad.
who prays to satan here
>>57456943
>we cant have growth and stability without massive manufacturing
well thats just wrong
>>57456890
really good post
>>57457057
Hat
>>57457049
>he had to call Uncle Burger to clean up his mess
no you were in it from the beginning you just like to let europe kill each other for a bit then show up right at the end
>>57457063
That's not what I said.
Exporting all your labor to third world shit holes doesn't exactly do your country well.
We know better than anyone.
give this one a watch then
https://i.4cdn.org/gif/1459914461878.webm
>>57457083
>conveniently forgetting pearl harbor
the imitation game was a good film desu
good work britain
>>57457090
>exporting all your labor
we already have decently low unemployment with all the other shitholes existing, wed have way more jobs without indian call centres anyway lmao
>>57457109
>conveniently forgetting the jews
>>57457083
>>57457109
Also if it wasn't for PH, that wouldn't have amounted to anything.
Back-channel war-mongering is constant.
But nothing ever happens unless a serious gain or threat is there.
Yeah the jews probably orchestrated both of them for THE HOLY LAND and the next century+ of immunization from everything, but the fact is America would not have been in WW2 prior to PH.
jews did Katyń
>>57457192
>But nothing ever happens unless a serious gain or threat is there.
ahh yes like when the jews got you to join ww1
fuck the circumsized
Post your fave Caras
>>57457229
>z
why do people learn yank english
"ass", "color"
Reminder Russia would be an ordinary European country and have good relations with the rest of Europe if it wasn't for the Bolshevik takeover
>>57457249
Reminder the Bolshevik takeover was merely a Jewish takeover of Russia.
Bolsheviks and Nazis came from space
>>57457211
Jews didn't do shit, we wanted nothing of it again, but the Krauts were audacious and taunting.
>let's go boys
https://youtu.be/eBMDK1egodQ
Hitler was a jew
>>57457282
>Jews didn't do shit
remember when there was a wall through the middle of berlin? hahaha awkward times
>>57457267
Good lad except that isn't true even though I used to repeat the same words
just realized brits pronounce zoo as
zedoo
>>57457249
Ahh yes the old "historical what if" that you have no way to actually prove, but because nobody can prove you wrong you will continue to repeat it
>>57457325
pleb
>>57457337
Fuck off marxist scum
>>57457325
>it isn't even true
>the majority of the Bolsheviks were Jews plus other non-Russians
>>57457311
Not on our part no.
setting up the assassination, and everything else, of course.
If the krauts had kept their shouu-boating away from our shores, we would have stayed away.
Everyone knows the simplest way to go to war with is to threaten our land.
I mean if you want to argue but muh firearms shekels then sure.
getting circumcised again
foreskin's starting to grow back a bit
>in 2005 the UK had a bigger economy than china
>>57457249
PIDF detected
>>57457370
or to be a threat to israel
>>57457366
I've tried to find evidence for this but I can't
show me some lad, would like it to be true
>tfw live in the middle of nowhere
>tfw everyone here is geriatric or a meth-addled hick
>>57457370
>being this blue pilled
>>57457428
>geriatric
The English language continues to surprise me
>>57457394
must be because whites are genetically superior
?
>>57457326
Canadians do as well.
Almost vomited when I heard it in person.
>>57457404
WW1 was the beginning of the long-game.
Jews didn't really need us for step 1.
WW2 was the real action and boom for us when we were needed for the main phase.
>>57457443
Not being blue-pilled at all.
Jews run the world, it's no secret, but (you) baiting with MUH JEWS without atleast a shred of substantiation is silly.
so did the soviet union ever have a bigger economy than america?
>>57457428
>tfw live in a western suburbia
>everyone is either morbidly obese, mexican, or degenerate liberal
Sometimes all three
>>57457484
Considering they existed centuries before us, yes.
And we didn't even hit stride until the mid 19th century.
>>57457481
as a jew i find this post offensive
>>57457506
>SU not russia
oops
>>57457518
Gas yourself
>>57457484
probably. the soviets created the typhoon which is really impressive for its time
>>57457577
Yeah, already responded to it.
Back-channels mean fuck-all in this situation.
America would not have entered WW2 had PH or another attack not happened.
>>57457554
why exactly did they suck so much shit?
>>57456278
link
any educated black men on here tonight?
need that web.m of the lad waving to a girl then running away NOW
PLEASE
>>57457641
high level corruption basically.
>>57457554
That's per capita though, not total gdp
>hitler tries to destroy communism and international jewry
>cuck him
>spend the remainder of the 20th century fighting communism
>spend the 21st century getting cucked by jews
ahhh, yes, very impressive
>>57457656
sup nigga
>tfw it's too expensive to move out and live alone in the southeast
>tfw there are no jobs in the north and its full of northerners
Wheres a nice middle ground
Hows birmingham
>>57457683
>killed banks
>created a golden age
>Patton of all fucking people even said we fought the wrong people
>dies in a "minor car accident"
>no autopsy released
ah yes, very understandable.
>>57457706
northern ireland's alright
>>57457683
>>57457716
you're just meming right? pretending to be retarded?
just had a wank, going for 2 tbf
>>57457641
planned economics being horribly inefficient combined with competition with the most powerful economic engine the world had ever seen
its not like there was NO growth or that the USSR was completely backward, but they just lacked the same ability to quickly meet demands or asses issues like a free-market can, that combined with the technocratic leadership who put far more emphasis on disastrous theories as opposed good decision making.
things like trying to grow corn in Siberia or impossible 5 year plans which ended up sending trains halfway across the country an back again just so they could put down they traveled X amount of kilometers.
feeling like shit lads
>>57457734
You'd better check that flag again if you have to ask
Most retards in this country believe in conspiracy theories. I blame poor public education for this retardation
>>57457734
The jew strikes again
>>57457734
Nothing I said is untrue.
wow I'm sorry i thought this was a free country
>>57457750
damn bro, whats up :(
>>57457706
/Sheffield/
with jews, you lose!
>57457774
I really don't understand why people like you ironically shitpost so hard like that.
\tirb\
Get out
>>57457750
Me too a bit
First night without family in the house for such a long time and im bitter it wont happen again for years
I love the muckers but theyre so fucking grating
>>57457792
took way too much ghb last night. slept for 18 hours and I still feel like shit
>>57457770
what you implied is
>>57457766
that's not limited to the US unfortunately
Larger map
still looking for ways to make the rules a bit simpler/more balanced but otherwise I think its alright as is, might try a game out tomorrow on another board to test.
>>57457819
you're a fucking kike. You are walking a meme impersonated why do you even bother posting
>>57457802
you just don't understand le epic aussie banter because you're a yank X)
>>57457853
don't you have some toilets to clean, some potatoes to dig up? back to work pjotr
>>57457774
good post lad
>57457819
Hitler's intense fascism did bring about a golden age in Germany and he really did kill the banks with his credit program.
Patton really did speak out against the jews in a public statement and the circumstances around his sudden death and the odd refusal of his autopsy are all true.
literally no implications and no (You) for you
>>57457867
how is being cucked by rapefuuges going for you. Enjoying the cock?
>>57457894
too easy
>>57457716
>>57457683
pure coincidence
>>57457913
You enjoy it, don't you. Filthy racemixer
>>57457894
>>57457935
good posts
I want /pol/ and yanks to leave
>>57457988
this
*browses for an image to post*
ah yes this will do just fine
I want jews to leave
welp
might as well just start hating jews to fit in
>>57458021
sad
>>57458021
wow
>>57458021
i-is he d-die? or alternatively d-did he get g-gay?
How on earth do people get cavities? Is the absolute basic tooth brushing routine just too hard for some "people"? Or does their diet just consist of sugar
>Britain talking about teeth
wew
>>57457988
>>57458003
>>57458030
>k-keep that /pol/ shit outta here!
>>57458100
you have good jeans
>>57458100
we're all very impressed lad
>>57458123
you're American FYI
US is a beautiful place
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-5sLWlPPnY&ab_channel=DaveP
>>57458154
brit on vacation here
>Google tricolour flag
>every single result is the Indian flag
Haha wtf
>>57458021
Haha what a l-loser right guys? who gets actually rejected by girls hahaha
>>57458154
Genuinely curious
Dont floss and havent been to dentist in years but my teeth are absolutely fine just from brushing
>>57458123
reddit is full of /pol/lacks
>>57458189
Wouldn't really call that rejected la
>>57458168
spelling thing lad, the french is the tricolore and the rest are usually officially translated with the yank spelling or just aren't translated
More like /pol/lackwits
Lol
>>57458210
t. retard
>>57458215
nah she'd make time for him if she wanted
>>57458210
are you that dane who thinks multiculturalism is great?q
>Queen is turning 90 this year
Is she immortal?
I hope she never dies those, Charles is a dimwit
>>57458189
make plans to meet her up in school, or offer to help her at her brother's place, be persistent lads, be a dick, and she will see for what you are, a dick
alright, good night my luvs
https://youtu.be/JxwMLxDidsM
>>57458265
are you that dane with a syrian refugee living in your attic?
>>57458246
Meh, depends, some people are just really close to their families so even personal feelings don't mean shit.
The real decider is her response to a rescheduling.
elizardbeth???
did lucy come
>>57458403
been a while lad. haven't talked to her in ages
>>57458403
Wonder how pooey linx lad is doing
>>57458436
did lucy ever come
>>57458436
stop pretending to be me
test
>>57458448
>>57458403
how do you always know when im here btw?
>>57458448
yeah you just missed her mate
>>57458479
stop pretending to be me
*makes post*
*leans back in chair with satisfied look on my face*
*camera zooms out as bittersweet symphony starts playing*
about to slap this yank's arsecheeks like a set of bongos
>>57458165
kek
I'm watching the Sopranos, my friends
>>57458557
terrible show
>>57458572
Name five better
>>57455983
Why do Brits call each other "lads"? Because they'll never be men.
>>57458605
that's what I thought
>>57458621
rude
>>57458589
in betweeners, dr who, sherlock holmes, top gear, the IT crowd, Match of the Night, BBC special, original office, extras, the ricky gervais show, the midget guy from ricky gervais's show
>>57458297
highly unlikely when you see shit like that
not like you lose anything by asking when she's free though
>call someone 'bud'
>aren't actually buds
>>57458589
1. The Wire
2. Ru Paul's drag race
3. The Simpsons
4. Solitary
5. Fear Factor
>tfw havent showered in a week
>tfw pooped really bad but ran out of TP so I just left it
>tfw my ass cheeks are glued together with poo and ass hair
what do dudes?
they shut off my water
>>57458682
sadly I know this feel desu
IN CZECH REPUBLIC TOO WE LOVE PORK
>>57458675
>>57458647
All shit
get some taste guys
>>57458662
literally nothing more enraging. It feels so fucking condescending.
>>57458719
coincidentally I Claudius is a great show
>>57458742
one of the best
>>57458682
>tfw havent showered in 2 months
I cant even smell myself.
>tfw it's already hot af
>tfw already sleeping in booty shorts and no shirt
>tfw there's a window open and the ceiling fan on low
>tfw it's the beginning of April
Fuck global warming lads
This fucking sucks
>tfw its cold in my room
>tfw no AC up high
>fan on
>tfw no gf to keep me warm under the covers
>>57458771
I stopped washing myself after I got fired. Its been 2 years and my tshirt has fused with the skin on my back, we now exist as one cretaure, half man, half textile. The swamp beneath my chair is starting to release funny smelling gases and I think I might die soon. Just thought I would share. Thank you for reading.
>>57458796
>tfw it's -5 and snowing here
>in fucking april
>>57458796
what state?
>>57458837
what's the matter bud, can't handle a bit of snow?
Eating a packet of percy pigs lads
who /uttermelt/ here???
>>57458836
may peace be upon u brother
>>57458123
Redditors love baneposting t b h
>>57458837
88F here today
>>57458849
Cali
>>57458836
>>57458771
>>57458682
what the fuck
>>57458796
I know that feel. Supposed to hit 85 here this week. (29.4 euro-units)
>>57458883
because that picture is prehistoric and redditors love all dead memes
>>57458891
fuuuuuuuck man. Hasn't been anywhere close to that hot since one day last July
May is a qt
>>57458891
Neat
>>57458854
not after March, m8
>>57458898
Please leave this thread, this is a /brit/ general, I feel like you are violating my feeling of security with your incessant shitposting
>>57458933
fapped to her when i was 9 or 10
>>57458906
true
is /tv/ the most paranoid board about redditors?
>>57458922
>>57458901
Word on the street is that a 'cold front' is moving in on Thursday and we'll get rain and a comfy 68F temp
Most likely it'll fizzle out over NorCal and we get jack shit
>>57458898
It's 4chan so I can believe it, don't even know how people let themselves get that bad.
>>57458970
maybe because TV is the most pleb medium
hello R E D D I T
Thinking about getting the tellyscope out for the new moon in a couple days.
Lads, how do I know if a girl is trying to put out signals? I've only gotten girlfriends previously by being an aggressive dick so I don't know how to gauge a woman's interest besides her being obviously infatuated. This nice girl working at the grocer's always tries to start up conversations, laughs at all my dumb little comments, and seems to be fishing for acknowledgement while I'm in line and she's dealing with someone else. Considering half her job is being nice to people I'm not sure if she's just blurring the lines in the process of doing her job.
>>57459002
astronomy is a pretty neat hobby
my uncle gave me his old telescope when he bought a new one, its old but pretty powerful, you can see all the ridges and craters on the moon clearly, you can even see other planets and comets clearly
>>57458962
I have a visa to post here :DDD
>>57458982
my thoughts exactly. Sort it out lads.
>>57457249
Never heard of "The Sick Man of Europe," lad?
>>57459077
Rodger
>>57459072
that was the t*rks
>>57457716
Patton didn't say we fought the wrong people, he said we should have continued pushing east. He did hate Russians as a race in a way he did not hate Germans, though.
>Thailand's currency is called the 'Thai baht'
fuckin lewd ay
>>57459150
웃웃웃웃웃웃웃웃웃웃웃웃웃웃웃
OKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOKOK
going to bed
goodnight /brit/, goodnight thailad
>>57459183
lel
>>57459208
nn x
>>57459183
Don't get it
>>57459208
night
>>57459224
>can't find phone
>message sent from phone
>>57459097
Right, thanks *kisses on Jutland*
There he goes
The last British /brit/ poster
What will come of us now lads now that he's not here to lead us?
Do we disband and go our separate ways and hope to meet again in the future?
>>57459224
were you dropped on your head as a baby?
give a lad a sauce yeh?
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459921117535.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459921405934.webm
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1459921200518.webm
The only name I have is "Marika" and I'm not even sure if that's accurate
>>57459267
what is this thing?
why are normies allowed to exist?
>>57459267
#3 was pretty hot
>>57459346
>this will never happen to you
AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHY CANT LIFE BE EASY
>>57459370
>tfw your parents/grandparents never set your up with their friends daughter/granddaughter
>Brawly's """""Gym""""" in ORAS
>literally nothing but treadmills and bike machines plus a few dumbells
what a shite gym, no wonder he lost so easily
man why is ORAS so easy, even without XP share, I remember playing emerald and having to at least try
>>57459397
>tfw family sets up other relatives but not you
>>57459422
>grandparents died when I was a babby anyway
:DDD
Girls are digsgusting. Attentuonwhores, eat, shit.
>>57459397
>tfw parents try to set you up with their friend's fat daughter
Puns, specifically rock based puns, are the pinnacle of comedy.
>>57459455
Girls would be better if they had willies
discuss
Is it possible to have a personally fulfilling life and also have a family, lads?
>>57459545
Then they would just be retarded men.
>>57459565
I can imagine having kids who become successful in life is about as fulfilling a life you can live.
he walks here and there they say
as an obese man hooded and cloaked.
the Janny!
People should be banned from having kids and having sex
alri
>>57459673
tell that to the Cathars, OH WAIT
>>57459693
Good morning
>>57459610
That's why I said personally fulfilling, rather than existentially, Thailad.
>>57459707
>>57459718
are the gayposters gone yet?
>>57459728
what do you consider personally fulfilling?
>>57459627
I miss funny Ramz. Now he's just a blowhard and a wannabe "troll" that takes the internet too seriously.
>>57459737
Achievements, personal goals, dreams
can you send me one of those cables? you know the ones, that plug stuff into other stuff
>>57459728
>personally fulfilling
I don't see how having a son as a doctor or whatever wouldn't be immensely personally fulfilling.
>>57459736
I-I think so
>>57459788
like what?
'Oversocialised' is my current favorite word
>>57459627
>jews
>satan
wut
>>57459866
defenestration
i hate it when my mum gobs me knob
i hate my family, if they died today i would not mourn them, in fact i'd smile
>>57459267
>>57459267
>>57459267
Oi.
Oi.
Oi Oi!
>>57459907
How'd you like some sand paper for those edges fa͏m?
>>57459907
Did they call you out for being a failure?
>>57459932
no, but they are one of the reasons for it
>>57459896
In the Czech Republic too we love pork
hello lads
>>57460022
Ever had our sausages?
>>57460022
post willy
Someone was posting cp webms on /tv/ earlier
Absolutely sickening
>>57460040
>>57460049
Consider this an arranged meeting between the two of you, ignore me and get to know each other. I hope you enjoy each others company.
