/cum/ get one free edition
>>57450838
America is meant to remain white.
nth for best state
>>57450545
:3
>>57450547
Skin pigment is the true measure of a man's worth
>>57450883
And he's on a roll.
Where should I move if I want low pollen allergen levels and cold, wet winters but isn't in some remote bumfuck region/state.
Minnesota
ATLGURL
WHERE ARE UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>57450929
Massachusets?
>tfw we were over 80% white for most of our existence as a nation
just
>>57450929
minnesota :3
>>57450929
Minnesota
>>57450952
No, Minnesota
>>57450883
Jesus christ this thread is a disaster already
>>57450981
doesn't abortions help control the black population at least
you should build more planned parenthood clinics and advertise them to Mexicans
>>57450867
>mfw I realize their border is literally hitchcock
Why would you move to Minnesota over Washington, Minnesota is nice and cold, but way too cold.
Washington is less cold to a bearable extent
>>57451022
Minnesota
>>57451039
That's actually terrifying.
>>57450119
You take anywhere from 100 to 150mg, you enjoy the sedative effects for a bit on the computer while listening to music, then you go to bed and jerk off since DPH intensifies your orgasms by like 400% or something. And then you gotta take a piss because Benadryl and wanking makes you piss, like 5 times in a row.
Then you sleep and wake up feeling like a shit the next morning(or noon) and feel this way all day long basically. Worst hangovers.
reminder that regional flags ruined this general
fuck all of you
>>57450952
>low pollen
>mass
nah man
>>57451053
>>57450935
>>57451078
Many things ruined /cum/ but flegs didn't do it by themselves
>>57450838
how the hell do you know about those adverts yank?
>>57451078
SINALOA
>>57451108
>>57451053
No, not Minnesota, just someone who recognizes your autism
>>57451078
He doesnt even have a regional flag, he's shooting blind
>>57451078
I stopped using the script the week it came out. It's no different than being a tripfag.
>>57451067
>afraid of the dentist
>need lots of work done
>a clinic advertises meds that help you relax but you need to sign a waver and get driven home
>it's just fucking benadryl and that stuff has no affect on me
>tfw I got jewed for 100 dollars
could have spent that money on alcohol
Going fishing tomorrow lads.
Bass spawning season.
Where the hell did Jalisco go?
Was taking dick picks with my mom's camera and forget to delete them. She came up to me today and said she didn't know her little boy had become a man and ran her hand across my chest then walked away. Wtf
>>57451136
ill see myself out
>>57451145
Eventually a Minnesotan will reply to me
>>57451179
She thinks your dick is small
>>57451159
She's poppin the boipuss in America now
>>57451078
>That feel when dont even have it
>>57451156
Take me with you ;_;
>>57451159
Beheaded for being a gay weeb
>>57451179
Things that never happened
>>57451150
I thought dentists used nitrous oxide
Fucking Canadians
>>57451078
>tfw regional flags have ruined your life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6C8SX0mWP0
Does any movie (or series of movies) have better speeches than LotR?
![IMG_20160405_133242[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IRc7b7v.jpg "IMG_20160405_133242[1].jpg")
Comfy Quebec suburbs
>>57451248
Different ones use different things. I really should have asked more about the drug they were going to use. Looking back it's more obvious it was a placebos scam.
M80s!!!! I just got into my top-pick university :D :D :D
>>57451266
looks like a nice afternoon
>>57451348
>Comfy
I really fail to see it
do u like cheese pizza /cum/-chan ?
>>57451348
how goes it?
>>57451348
>no snow
I can tell photo was taken in the ''absolute shithole'' zone
>>57451377
good for you friend
>8 free coffees from mickdonalds
Took me a long time to collect all these stickers. One sticker per coffee I buy, collect 7 and it's a free coffee. I get 8 coffees.
>>57451348
suburbs are depressing, that one in particular
though that chunk of land in between is prime iceballs at oncoming cars territory
>>57451418
Is that pizza Greco or whatever? I had that when I went east once. So fucking goooooood.
>>57451478
It literally looks like pizza from New Orleans pizza
>>57451377
Congrats!
>>57451418
>do u like cheese pizza
fbi pls
![IMG_20160405_131535[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/IMGrqwo.jpg "IMG_20160405_131535[1].jpg")
>>57451426
Bretty gud.
Got lost and wandered around slightly outside the city.
>>57451427
Quebec city, Beauport to be exact.
Most of the snow has been gone for a while
bravo anglos
>>57451433
>>57451510
Thank you my friends!!! I am so happy, I had gotten rejected from the other one I applied to so I was pretty nervous. Spent all of today on my porch waiting for the postman. Guess I'm moving to Oregon now, going to Reed College.
>>57451555
what's wrong with her face
I get she used filters and too much makeup but things still seem off
>>57451427
are you saying the only good part of quebec is conservative part?
>>57451555
>Blaming Anglos
lol thank Treadaus cuck father who was francophonie. Enjoy your Haitians and Maghreb
>>57451555
T
O
R
O
N
O
T
O
>>57451598
is the other part the one with the mafia gang war and Liberal construction corruption thing?
because if it is he's kind of right
>>57451555
>Toronto, Ontario
how ironic! haha
>>57451555
>tfw blew the fuck out of some stupid arab bitch last month about a discussion on islamic immigration to the west
its even better because she thought i was some bleeding heart cuck since im brown
This is the power of freedom, baby.
>>57451598
>good part of Québec
>conservative
Wait, are you some Montréal cuck telling me that because we like our guns unregistered we are necessarily ''''''''''''''''''''conservative'''''''''''''''''''''''''''' ?
>>57451689
With a fucking hammer? What the fuck is wrong with black people
>>57451618
I'm kind of curious how long weedman is going to last. I know the media wants to pretend we're America with our "celebrity politician" what with their stories about his socks, but the photo ops can't last forever.
>>57451734
It's just a few irrational poor people.
Disregard the poor.
>>57451737
He's literally our PM because teenagers wanted to smoke weed
>>57451715
Does only the faggot liberal part of Quebec still have the gun registry? I thought they lost the battle with the Supreme Court to hang onto the data and create their own registry.
>>57451689
Fuck, why would you attack an old man with a hammer? FUCK
>>57451762
Well, also because of nostalgia fag baby boomers who loved his father. And because ABC (anything but conservatives) voting tactics to oust Harper.
Wonder how long the College stoners will tolerate no legal weeds because laws 'n shit.
>>57451784
Because he's a white male.
>>57451827
Yeah, but it was one of the lowests turn outs for voters in general, he just had a massive turn out for young voters all sold on his DUDE WEED platform. Boomers are shit but I fucking hate being a millennial.
>>57451773
Have you been living under a fucking rock? The Politechnic cunts and the PLQ want to make their very own registry because it will somehow stop murders committed with firearms.
12 minutes until results from Shitsconsin.
Snowed a few days ago lads
Here's a picture
Enjoy
>>57451905
Jeb bush comeback incoming
>tfw Sandburg may actually get elected
>tfw I will lose my job because he will force my employer to pay me more than they can afford
>tfw I will have to be a welfare slave
>>57451981
Jim Gilmore comeback
>>57452004
>>tfw Sandburg may actually get elected
>implying
>>57452004
I support Sanders but nonetheless his tax plan has too many "Ifs".
>if we tax this hidden money we'll have this estimated amount to collect in tax to pay for this multi-trillion dollar proposal
>>57452068
JFK comeback from the dead
2016:
>dude who cares about a 30 billion dollar deficit lol, DUDE WEED LMAO, we need to like fight capitalism and shit, I'm sure we'll be able to afford it, DUDE COLLEGE LMAO
2026:
>wow, the Canadian economy is failing and my generation is stuck with crippling national debt...fucking capitalism, I bet this is the conservatives' fault!
>>57452004
>He will force my employer to pay me more
being this cucked
>>57451892
>Boomers are shit but I fucking hate being a millennial.
Did the youth actually make that much of a dent? I never saw a breakdown.
I'd probably kill myself if I had to live in areas where he has strong support desu.
Fuck the presidential election.
Go vote for your local people, and you'll have that much more control in your area!
>Hurricane Sandy was almost 4 years ago in October
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Jh6taeq6VI
jesus christ it seems so long ago
>>57452004
he's IIRC ~225 pledged delegates behind. there's no way he gets the nom.
>>57451903
I live in Western Canada, Quebec is irrelevant out here and only gets mentioned when they're acting greedy or the mafia is up to something.
Also I think you misread or assumed some stuff. I know Quebec is stupid about the gun registry but I was asking if they've complied and deleted the existing registry data, not about their autistic plans to waste money on a new one despite them being proved as useless.
>>57452161
There are still a lot of big battleground states like NY and PA coming up. I would vote but I'm fucking edgy and chose independent
>>57452161
He's focusing on getting superdelegates to reconsider.
Obama still hasn't chosen someone to endorse.
If he endorsed Bernie it could change the game, but of course it's barely unlikely.
>>57452133
>Not wanting to be laid off
>Cucked
>>57452154
it doesn't seem so long ago it feels like it was last year what the fuck have I been doing with my life
>>57452201
>if they've complied and deleted the existing registry data
I think the Suprme Court ruled that it was unconstitutional to keep them so they got destroyed but as I told you, the PLQ is gonna bring it back and I'm fairly certain that most of gun owners won't comply and we won't register our guns en-masse to prove a point.
>>57452117
I want to marry a foreigner so if I ever have kids they'll have dual citizen options to escape this frozen, economically collapsing hell.
>>57452133
>He will force my employer to let me go and pay me nothing
fixed
Thats it /cum/, I've had enough arguing
I can't take it anymore
Let's finish this once and for all
http://strawpoll.me/7291915
http://strawpoll.me/7291915
http://strawpoll.me/7291915
>>57452161
He needs to prevent Shillary from winning outright and then pray that something crazy happens at the convention.
>go to interview
>it's 15 minutes of the manager whining about how he can't find good help
Lol yea, how bout I call you
>>57452301
People clip their nails as part of the bathing process? I just clip mine whenever they get too long (which is a lot because I keep them really short)
>Barnie Sandals Wins
>Lyin' Ted Leads
>>57452243
>I'm fairly certain that most of gun owners won't comply and we won't register our guns en-masse to prove a point.
Hopefully that it works out. In more rural areas it'll probably be fine but I'd worry about snitches in the neighbourhoods that support it or cops being assholes about it enforcement wise.
There's also always the hope the government will completely fuck up implementing it due to gross incompetence.
>>57452301
what the fuck does it matter if you shower or not
>>57452301
I just clipp them when I notice them getting long? Why do you need to shower before or after for that? I didn't even vote
>>57452348
If you do it after showering your nails are soft and easy to clip and they don't fly everywhere
The more you know
>>57452301
no preference
at random points in time after they get too long. i forget to do my toes and now all my socks have holes in them.
>tfw feeling like my eyesight is getting shitter every few months that go by
F.lux is doing okay for the computer I guess
After taking a shit, do you wipe your ass sitting down or standing up?
>>57452363
this
i just do it when i need to
>>57452441
>wiping your ass
Where were you when Hillary secured the election?
For me It was last summer watching some fool with a sub-110 IQ descend an escalator
>>57452441
Sitting down.
Don't let that shit spread any further.
>>57452441
I personally wait til I'm in the shower to shit, then I either dinosaur stomp it down the drain or just fling it in the toilet from the shower. This way I can clean myself and there's no need to wipe.
>>57452441
obviously sitting down, so that my ass cheeks are spread
>>57452497
I'm waiting on Trump getting the nomination and seeing how their first slap fight goes.
>>57452497
>qt in with the aviators will never be your gf
>>57452511
hahahahah fuck hahaha
>>57452301
i pick my fingernails and clip my toes whenever i notice them so i wont answer
>>57452508
>>57452521
>wiping sitting down
>>57452511
>>57452530
>get gf
>put aviators on her
don't let go of ur dreams
>>57452558
>wipe standing up
>poo particles fall on the floor
>nobody on omegle ever uses the /int/ tab
>>57452441
Both
>>57452511
Can't argue with your efficiency
Minnesota
>>57452530
girls with aviators become like 2+ hotness
literalyl want to fuck a girl while she wears them tbqhfc
>>57452301
before taking a shower you nasty fuck, otherwise it would be like taking a shit right after you take a shower
>>57452697
maplestory
I've had 3 beers, do I go out to the store and get a few more? Or should I just leave it be?
Kinda don't want to feel like shit tomorrow though
>>57452772
just leave it be~
Anybody from Ontario who isn't a Torontofag?
How do you find someone's IP from their 4chan post?
>>57452728
>tfw old maplestory will never return
The internet, 4chan included, are where most of my mental issues stem from
>>57452772
leave it be but get smashed on your day off and spend the next with resentment towards consciousness
>>57452791
I'm still in the GTA, does that count?
>>57452798
I was screwed up before the internet. The internet just gave me a place to converse with equally or more broken people.
>>57452793
step 1 is be moot
step 2 is pls come back
>>57452795
>maplestory
>people actually played this "mmorpg" at one point
>>57452785
you're a good influence and i think i will take your advice
>>57452813
i hate hangovers and feeling tired and unmotivated the next day
i very rarely drink more than 3-4 beers
If time is infinite, why is there never enough of it?
>>57452795
what about maplestory 2
TRUMP IS GETTING BLOWN THE FUCK OUT IN WISCONSIN
NOOO REEEE
Trail mix is p. based
>Minnesota
>>57452893
Dunno, haven't really looked into it.
>>57452872
good boy :3
http://www.theguardian.com/us-news/ng-interactive/2016/apr/05/wisconsin-primary-results-live-election-2016
IT BEGINS
S T U M P E D
T
U
M
P
E
D
i would take hillary over sanders 2bh
although i would take literally any republican including my dad over her
>>57452999
will you send me thighs?
what should i listen to, /cum/?
So if trump loses Wisconsin is that it for him?
>>57453111
He's ahead by millions of votes...
>>57453098
some /FUTUREFUNK/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbWS0j2fulY
Looking at the outside of the educational womb is like looking off a cliff
>>57451972
Good pic
>>57453163
>Looking at the outside of the educational womb is like looking off a cliff
It's an illusion, you're already at the bottom of the cliff, the real challenge is climbing into the real world
>>57453060
>IT BEGINS
>S T U M P E D
>T
>U
>M
>P
>E
>D
He's lost states before to both competitors so nothing is beginning.
>>57453098
>>57452937
>>57453111
isn't he ahead of all the other candidates?
what button did i press? the bar at the top is gone that shows the replies and boards etc. on 4chan X
>>57453079
n-no
>>57453098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fhOjNhRZ1Gc
>>57453226
Yes but if he doesn't win a certain amount of delegates in the nomination process we could end up with a brokered convention, and at that point all bets are off.
>>57453205
>Trumpcucks going full damage control
Never gets old
>>57453111
depends. it's not about whether or not he's ahead, but whether he can clinch the majority of delegates.
Hes gonna win California and New York, if they rob him at the convention Hillary will win and the Republican party will become irrelevant
>>57453282
who do you support?
>>57453255
Regardless of what happens we have a political revolution.
Republicans go out of there way and make sure we have a 3 candidate election just in spite of trump? The republican party is pretty much dead and we live in a country with a 1 party system which people very obviously wouldn't stand for.
If trump wins it means you don't have to be a life-long politician or be in the pockets of anybody in order to be president.
Either way the happening is coming.
>>57453255
So if he doesn't smash the competition he won't get the nomination basically?
>>57453299
He's probably a self proclaimed troll of /pol/ and "drinks tears" when peoples favourite candidate looses or something. There's always people on here who try to be counter edgy and go against 4chan's favourite.
Where do you see yourself in 10 years /cum/?
Where would you like to see yourselves?
I always have told myself I would wait until I solved X, with the x changing every few years as new issues arose, and now I'm nearing my mid-20s and have done nothing but wageslave and shitpost since high school graduation. I never thought it would happen, but my life is officially passing me by and I want to change that. I haven't had friends in years and needless to say, I've never had a gf nor so much as kissed a girl. I feel like once I hit 30 that I'll be completely doomed to doing this exact same thing until I die because by then it'll be far too late.
>>57453344
In a way, if he doesn't get enough support, the candidate is chosen entirely but what unfolds at the convention.
>>57453282
No I'm just saying it's dumb to say something is beginning when said event has already occurred. It'd be like pretending WW2 began after Pearl Harbor.
>inb4 some shit about most Americans believing that.
they called it for Cruz
>>57453352
I don't want to even think about it. I've accomplished nothing in the past 4-5 years and have no goals.
>>57453299
No one
I use the fact that /cum/ doesn't have a gf to verify myself
>>57453405
Yeah, that's my problem too. I'm pretty easy to satisfy and as a result I've never had any sort of goals. I've been perfectly fine just working and coming home to 4chan, movies, reading, video games, etc. I'm fine with it, for now, but I feel I'll look back in a few years and curse myself for not making a change because now I'm cursed to do this until I die
>>57453438
I'm happy
but truth is, I don't actually want a gf
I bet Bernie wins Wisconsin.
If I'm wrong, dubs decides what I do later.
what 24 hour news channels do you watch lads
BBC + sky for UK based ones
and Aljazeera + Russia today for international english language ones
>>57453352
I will have moved somewhere on the east coast. Either Philly, or somewhere near NYC.
>>57453472
you do nothing because there is no way for us to hold you accountable and you only said that so you would get more replies
>>57453472
get a good nights rest :3
>>57453481
I don't watch the news, I enjoy being happy.
>>57452831
Not sure.
>>57453499
lol
>>57453455
>I've been perfectly fine just working and coming home to 4chan, movies, reading, video games, etc.
Same. But it hasn't been enough lately and I really hate my job but I'm too autistic for interviews. The day to day is getting increasingly claustrophobic and time moving so quickly is starting to scare me. We'll be half way through another year again soon.
>>57453499
this is /cum/ so i expected something mild like >>57453505
i would have done just about anything asked of me given i have nothing to do right now but stare out into the woods and shitpost
>>57453527
probably for the best
think I'm addicted to news and politics. it makes me miserable but I can't stop.
>the acronym for the Canadian Space Agency is CSA
Is the slogan "Rising Again"?
>>57451418
cheese pizza is best pizza
Help me find him >>57452683
>>57450929
New England or Washington/Oregon.
Anywhere in the Midwest and you will have shit tons of snow.
Then again people tell me New England gets tons of snow too, but can't verify.
Do you lads say
>Ah-dolt
Or
>Uh-dult
>>57453595
My mother said she think's I'm an empath, but when I looked it up it sounded like some voodoo shit tbqh.
I just don't know why people spend so much time hearing about bad things that happen. It's an incredibly unnatural mindset to have.
>>57453653
Uh-dult
>>57453352
either sending off my son/daughter to preschool or travelling
I'd be happy with either
>>57453649
>Then again people tell me New England gets tons of snow too
depends on the year, we didn't have winter this year, last year we had so much snow we started burning it because we ran out of places to put it.
>>57453682
>tfw dont even care about tfw no gf but want kids
Life is suffering
>>57453653
ah-dolt I think
Have you ever been described as an asshole?
I have.
>>57453720
le monke
>>57453754
Yeah I'm from new england
>>57453098
anything by Grimes except Art Angels
>>57453660
Because knowing what's going on in the world, or at least locally is useful. Particularity when elections are coming up.
Knowledge of my countries economy has kept my bank from talking me into doing stuff with my money that is bad for me but good for them. Some people would rather be miserable than ignorant, and others vice versa.
>>57453792
There are other ways, and I would even go as far to say better ways, of learning than watching the news.
>>57453754
Sort of. People tell me I'm too honest all the time, and the context is usually not meant to flatter me.
>>57453418
so you're basically a pussy like comandante marcos? it doesn't surprise me one bit
>>57453720
Hope you get what you want out of life, anon.
I could go either way and still be happy I think.
>>57453754
No, surprisingly
>>57453754
Yes
>>57453868
I've cheated at monopoly. Swiped some dosh from the bank while my mates were distracted I did
>>57453824
Not really. It's called news or current events for a reason. Everything else is out dated.
Besides, if you're coming to /int/ you're not actually avoiding some negative energy hippie crap. We talk about terrible shit going on all the time that is references from news.
>>57453754
Yeah but in a good way
>>57453868
nice pepe, saved
>>57453901
Why cheat? All you need is to get the orange properies,and maybe the railroads, and then you're set
>>57453912
What have you learned from the news that you couldn't learn some other way though?
>>57451478
>>57451507
You're trolling right? That's Costco pizza, look at the box.
Starting Animal Crossing on the 3DS today
Get ready for comfy
>>57453945
Wish I owned a 3ds desu.
Cant admit I like those DAMNED anime GAYMES though
Had toast for dinner
All my part time bux goes towards tuition, don't want any student loans
How does the food bank work? Im always so hungry
>>57453836
>statist cuck calling anyone a pussy
>>57453868
>>57453945
Not going for the Boardwalk and infiltrating the railroad stations at dead of night to sabotage trains and shoot the shit with the station operators before heading back to apartments to play some Metal Gear Solid 4 in a drunken stupor.
>>57453945
Just don't cuck yourself when you give properties away
>>57453999
>he doesn't want a qt anime gf
anywhere to play online monopoly lads? i'd be up for a game
>>57453999
I own a 3DS. The only game I consider worth playing is Pokemon Y.
To the extent that I could pirate any game I wanted on it and I choose not to.
>>57454017
Autism
>>57454020
Fuck off with this shitty meme
>>57453951
>What have you learned from the news that you couldn't learn some other way though?
I don't know where to explain what's wrong with this sentence so I'm just going to assume you're a mildly retarded stoner.
>>57454081
I'd like to see you try and explain what is wrong with that sentence as well as answer the question posed in it.
Why is Japan so great?
>>57454049
I'm down for a game
>>57453282
>Canuck thinks it can into US politics
Me on the left
>North Carolina bans transexuality
So tired of this shit state
>>57454015
why the quran?
>>57454185
hahahahahahahaha
