You got it senpai edition
>>57446526
y-you too
>work is convoluted and boring as fuck but at least I only have to work 9-1
>hey bud you wanna start working until 3 now?
>can't say no
>>57446492
maine desu
>>57446536
MINNESTOA
![[sighs] drowners.png](https://i.imgur.com/hK3J26w.png "[sighs] drowners.png")
[sighs] drowners
>Canadians start posting
Who knows this feel?
>>57446618
aren't pat and genos shit tier tourist places for cheesesteak?
r8 my fit
>>57446575
I want to hatefuck minnesota
>>57446492
newfoundland
>>57446660
Geno's was good though, if they were I didnt mind
>>57446674
9/11
>>57446655
It's the worst
1st for NIGGERS
>mixicans start posting
>>57446647
Reminder that Triss is the only choice
>>57446758
me on the right
y'all think I actually give a fuck? huh?
how much do you pay for your smokes?
I live in BC and have to fork out $12 a pack for these.
>>57446831
yeah
>>57446839
>Belmont
m8 how do you smoke those? They taste like chalk.
>Why yes. I DO smoke
>>57446839
$5.50 back when I was a tabaccuck
>>57446613
>he doesnt want more money
Fucking commie, bad goyim.
>gf threw up last week, although her dad had food poisoning the day before so she may have gotten something
>she says her boobs are sensitive
>she's tired
>she's eating a bit more than usual
is she pregnant? we haven't had sex, but we've done some fooling around; I've never actually cum though
>>57446839
>The fucking warning label
Fuck, that's annoying.
Smokes here are like 48 pesos
Basically 2 dollars
>>57446855
nah
you don't
you know I don't give no fuck
>>57446839
I smoke LD because they are the cheapest. $8. I use to love Canadians but they are also like $12 now.
>>57446894
>never cum
No
>>57446691
Just don't annex us and we'll let you use your Ontario peninsula
>>57446903
Nice
>>57446914
dude, i do care
and i do know you give a fuck
wish i had a gf desu
>>57446894
>is she pregnant?
>we haven't had sex
>I've never actually cum though
I think you're getting cucked, cuck
Haven't showered for 6 days my grundle is pretty rank
>>57446839
In Illinois $6.70
In Missouri $5
This is for camel filters
>>57446981
>>57446942
there was precum though, even though there's never been actual penetration. Idk i feel like im being super paranoid, but I'm just freaked the fuck out
>>57446871
I used to smoke American Spirits, then they stopped importing those. Then I switched to Northfield Naturals, but they ran me up to $15-$16 for a pack of 20, which I was not about to do.
I only really smoke when I'm drinking anyway, so I can tolerate Belmonts.
>>57446903
You're also forbidden from using terms like "Light" or "Full Flavour", so there's this bizarre colour coding system brands use that is the exact same fucking thing and everyone knows it. It's idiotic.
posting best kardashian
>>57446894
Those are normal pms symptoms fyi
>>57446997
I've gone 2 months when I worked in a bush camp. Come @ me.
>>57447008
Yeah it's just paranoia is okay man, there's like a billion other things that could cause those things
>>57447042
>>57447053
Definitely hoping it's pms, but we're both relatively young, so we're freaking out
>>57446997
shower for waifu's sake
>>57446903
>48 pesos = 2 dollars
you mean 3
>>57447009
>but they ran me up to $15-$16 for a pack of 20
Fuck
mexicans are ok as long as they don't act like chollos
>Atlgurl still not here
Where could she be
>>57447093
right, 2.71 dollars
>watching a camgirl who literally has a used banana peel in her hair
tf
>>57447087
Calm her down cause that'll delay her period more. There's people that try for years to have kids and you think you're going to get her pregnant without penetrating her?
There's a tiny amount of sperm in precum but its very unlikely that she's knocked up.
She either needs to get on the pill or you need to use condoms
>>57447150
*blushes*
>>57447150
I find that older Mexicans are good guys but their kids are fucking cholo/chicano/gangbanger pieces of shit.
>apply for job
>never hear back
WHY. JUST TELL ME I WAS REJECTED PLEASE
>>57447150
Americans are okay as long as they don't shoot us or complain about how the portion sizes at restaurants are too small
>>57447159
dude... stop
Let her go, m8
Just.... stop.........
>>57447188
she hasn't brought it up since the first time (last friday), so idk if she's forgotten it or she is just not talking about it. We never have had sex though, and we were planning on just sticking to oral at the absolute most, but I think after this she's not even going to go for that
>>57447150
Mexicans are OUR bros. They resent you,
We all agree that Nagorno-Karabakh is rightful Armenian clay, right?
>>57447227
>You just needed experience, anon :^)))))
>>57447150
Mexicans are A-OK. It's the chicanos that need to be discarded
>>57447333
Literally who
>>57447227
What sort of job was it? If it was anything less skilled than or lower-paying than a standard office clerk job, you shouldn't expect to hear anything unless the employer wants to interview you. The volume of applications is just too great to contact all applicants.
If it's for a skilled/well-paying job, it's because the employer is a turdbag. I have been interviewed at a few places, not been hired, nor have I heard anything from them again. It's pretty discourteous.
>>57446966
ok maybe I do give a bit of a fuck but not a big one
>>57447227
So call them ass clown
>>57447274
Why not have sex lad? It's perfectly normal to.
>tfw no mexicano amigo to walk around the city and talk shit about gringos in spanish
>tfw we will never get into hilarious adventures that will end in us getting tacos and cervezas
feels bad man
>>57447274
>unprotected sex
Fucking pleb, where are you even from
>>57447227
How long has it been? It takes awhile sometimes.
>>57447437
are you dense? we haven't had sex at all
>>57447247
N-NO!
WHERE IS SHE
WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN
AAAHHHHHH
>>57447437
You and I both know unprotected sex feels significantly better.
>>57447274
After she has her cycle bring up contraceptives
>>57447414
>not having a multicultural gang of friends
>not having the chill black guy, the brainy asian girl, the suave mexican pal and the leaderly white guy
>applied at six different businesses
>call and ask for a follow up every time
>"thanks for calling, we'll get back to you within a week"
>never gotten so much as a single interview thus far
FUCK
>Republicans would rather kill the entire parties chance at winning the race than have Trump run for president
Do they really think they have a future if they do this? Like at all? They are supposed to represent the people and they want to undermine the people (like the democratic party is successfully doing right now with Bernie Sanders).
Trump is the only chance the republicans have for any chance of long term success now that boomers aren't a majority.
>>57447516
Your post reminded me of
https://youtu.be/RaaZsBxWeiQ
What's that smooth skin under the balls called?
>>57447207
most living in poor neighborhoods, they've been corrupted by gangsta culture
>>57447516
>no mandatory weeb that no one really understands
fucking shit party setup, senpai
>>57447274
Don't listen to this degenerate >>57447372
you are doing the right thing
>>57447577
Are they really doing that?
>>57447581
now you can say "all me" :^)
can't locate my dick please help
>>57447581
post it senpai
>>57447581
Post it
>>57447621
Then add in a fat, imposing but spiritual native Hawaiian guy who actually has a soft spot, including a passion for anime.
>>57447701
Minnesota girl?
>>57447635
They are trying to get other candidates enough delegates so that Trump can't get enough to absolutely win despite still having the majority, that way they can run a 3rd candidate. It would basically be committing suicide for the entire republican party, as it would mean they would have literally 0 chance of winning while hurting the only person who has a chance against Hillary.
>>57447333
no one cares for south caucasian scum
>>57447333
Anyone who doesn't fully support Azerbaijan needs to fuck off back to where they came from, which is reddit
>>57447701
>>57447645
keep us informed.
>>57447738
Don't they have to kinda go for what the people want if they are willing to vote for them because of trump?
Thread theme
https://youtu.be/NOGEyBeoBGM
How are the penis inspection days in america?
>>57446630
What job?
What pay?
>>57447687
Is he a big guy or more like a ball
>>57447742
>>57447333
which ones whiter?
>>57447798
i always forget this isnt a christmas song
>>57447781
They are trying to get other candidates to get just enough so that they don't have to accept trump as the objective winner even if he has the majority.
They don't want Trump to win because he hasn't accepted any of their money and they have no control over him, so they can't pressure him into doing what they want if he is elected. He's basically a wild card running as a republican in their view.
>>57447738
Kasick does better against Hillary tho.
>>57447832
Big dude.
Like something out of Lilo and Stitch.
>>57447833
Thats like asking if the Kurds or ISIS are white, and besides only leftists support Armenia
When I use a dish and the dishwasher is full, Instead of emptying the dishwasher, I -get this-, HANDWASH MY DISH BY HAND, and put it back like I never used it. Because I'm not a person- I'm a danger to society.
>>57447887
Yeah according to his people he does.
>>57447870
Isn't that pretty much showcasing their corruption? Why is that aloud?
Where's Canada this day?
>>57447742
t. Azeri diaspora
>>57447937
Yeah that's what I'm saying. It's allowed because they are the ones who control the party and they probably figure that the democrats have gotten away with it so they might as well too.
>>57447960
Remember
>>57447805
Reminder that none of the Founding Fathers intended on non-whites becoming the majority of this country.
>>57447987
That's messed up m8. I don't know a lot about politics though but I like Trump.
>>57446872
Nice meme, fucko.
>>57446839
In MA it's anywhere between $8-$11, but in NH they're practically half that. I'd smoke American Spirits, but I quit a few months ago.
>>57448042
Then you are like many of his supporters :^)
>Finnish boi starts posting
>>57448042
Yeah I usually stay out of politics and I consider myself an independent. This was the first federal election I was planning on voting in, if republicans screw over Trump they will basically be killing their entire party for years to come.
I love Mexican girls but I also love Trump.
>>57448083
I dono I just like him, I don't care really about politics though
What is your profession /cum/?
NEET here, hold a bachelors in history
>>57448175
janitor
>>57448175
painter at a body shop
>>57448175
College student tbhh
>>57448175
tobacco farmer
>>57448175
uni student
studying international business
I wanted to be a artist but dad didn't like it
>>57448175
Nothing
I'm good at distracting myself from reality though
>>57448175
Forensic Scientist I
Is it delusional to create and test multiple identities?
>there are people ITT that unironically drive anything made by General Motors
shame on you
>>57448175
I'm a lead farmer
>>57448421
Ford for life senpai
>>57448175
Student here, too autistic to work at a shop so mum and dad pay my bills
>>57448175
Student but I want to be a /biz/nessman. Dress up in a good suit every day and work in my own office managing portfolios or being responsible for some department at a bank in Chicago or Wall Street.
Or be an actor, I've always wanted to be in a movie
>>57448368
tulpas?
>>57448421
Thank you America for jeeps
>>57448421
Why do Asians make the best cars?
>>57448157
The only people who don't like him are SJWs and people who think the president has to be a life-time politician
>>57447933
According to widely accepted polls.
>>57448535
We don't allow them to build up a military so they have their best working on automobiles
>>57448489
Sort of, but where the individual in question is kinda dumb
>>57448467
>Tfw studying economics so that I can have a nice quiet life as a banker
I like you.
>>57448570
>widely accepted
I don't believe you
>>57448175
Student but also working with a non-profit conservation organization
>>57448340
>mfw someone spilled semen sample in their eye in forensic lab
>>57446839
$3 for a cheap pack in VA
$5 for Marlboro Red 100s
>>57448542
Nah m8, I'm a leftist and I want him to be nominated so the establishment gets fucked in both parties.
>>57448175
I work a register.
>>57447742
t. mudslime
>>57448715
>so the establishment gets fucked in both parties.
Bernie won't win because the democratic party won't let him through the use of super delegates, so how exactly would the establishment get fucked for democrats?
Hey guys, I will do any role you want for bubblegum.
>>57448175
Professional wall jumper.
How much do bartenders make in North America lads (with tips)? Here in Bongland I make a flat rate of $10.25USD/$13.50CAD per hour and tips are pretty much non-existent, and I'm looking to see if I should take my services overseas.
is america ripe for another civil war?
>>57448621
I love the econ classes I'm taking. It's a broad field here and I don't want to work in the public sector, hence finance.
I'm sure you also get angry when people disregard economists' opinions.
>>57448907
depends on the bar and the night
>>57448175
I'm a tattooer in a small town where I live with my parents.
Kind of sucks 2bh
Global warming is a bunch of crap invented by Al Gore to sell books to Californians.
>>57448907
>tips are non existent
They make way more than waitresses here
They actually can make a lot of money depending on the place
I knew an attractive guy who worked at a gay bar on weekends and made bank
>>57448907
No wonder there are so many poms here, it is close to double of that here.
>>57448818
They can't get away with that this time, people are paying too much attention.
At most the superdelegates will be split.
>>57448915
Couldn't be further from it desu
There will be a political revolution within the next decade though. In fact it could happen this election.
>>57448957
Ameribear tier
>>57448957
No its real, the myth is that is solvable
>>57448907
I was friends with a bartender who worked near Ohio State university. He dropped out of their engineering program because on weekends he was making $500 a night in tips.
>>57448907
My friend is a bartender. She'll literally show me furniture on her phone and say shes buying that tomorrow if she wears a low cut top. I take it they do well but I guess it depends on the place and if you have tittiees.
>>57449004
from a show senpai
>>57448995
>They can't get away with that this time
They've already done it, there's literally nothing from stopping them from continuing to do it.
Meanwhile if Hillary doesn't win the democratic party suffers in the sense that there is a better chance of her being charged with a felony if she isn't elected president.
>>57448915
Yes.
It can be avoided.
But its more likely than anyone would like to admit.
>>57448848
Guys, please, half a pack of gum
>>57448957
>global warming
It's called climate change now lad
>>57448957
even global warming deniers don't think it's a myth, they think that humans aren't causing it.
anime tiddies
>>57449093
niiiice
What is your favorite North American mountain range?
>>57449148
appalachians because they're small enough for me to live on
>>57448940
>>57448977
>>57448985
>>57449019
>>57449031
Feck, what's the customary tip per drink? When I was in Canada I was told I should tip something like $1 per drink - If I work a busy Friday/Saturday night I probably serve a few hundred drinks per hour, but it seems crazy that they could earn that much.
And female bar staff are always going to earn more in tips, that's just one of the facts of the life I have to accept really.
Minnesota
>>57449148
Blue Ridge
>>57449148
Yeah
>>57449148
The white mountains
Never forget
>>57449148
Canadian Rockies 2bh.
>>57448216
The he who holds heat within a pouch kind or our under-appreciated cleaning force?
>>57449184
>tip per drink
I don't know about other people but I generally tip at the end of the night and I've only ever done it at a bar in a casino because the alcohol there is free, generally I don't tip bartenders.
>>57449241
I'm the 5 days a week janitor for a grocery store.
>>57449184
I usually start out tipping high in order to get stronger drinks/quicker service, then it evens out to $1 per beer or $2 per cocktail.
>>57448216
>>57449290
me too, well kind of.
I clean the floors and windows and stuff for low income housing and for some non-profit church buildings in my community.
It's a really comfy job most of the time.
>>57448175
I work at a zoo
How do we stop 2nd generation Mexican-Americans from turning into trashy cholo pieces of shits?
>>57448175
>>57448216
>>57448223
>>57448231
>>57448278
>>57448280
>>57448282
>>57448340
>>57448435
>>57448447
>>57448467
>>57448654
>>57448762
>>57448905
>>57448950
>not studying an engineering major
might as well become a homo desu
>>57449405
That's mexican culture you white male oppressor.
>>57449406
>mexican intellectuals
>>57449406
I make a fuck load of money each year. Yeah it's extremely hard work but it pays off nicely
>>57449406
W-what about an engineering technologist(2yr degree)
>>57448175
Electrical Apprentice, it's pretty based
>>57449229
RIP Old Man ;_;
>>57449406
everyone's being an engineer lmao
POST LOCAL BANDS
These fuckers are from the St. Paul, MN
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ure4jaEue5U
>>57449443
>white male oppressor.
I'm literally as dark as most mexicans are, and my parents come from le Poo2Loo land
>>57448621
>tfw my grandfather did that for a small town in Arkansas and lived a nice life 'till the working age/death of 92
>>57449406
>>57449148
Elk Mountains, senpai
>>57449456
fair enough
>>57449148
Bitterroots
>>57449501
oh my god I'm sorry I oppressed you, do you need a job or a scholarship?
im so sorry
>>57449525
Excellent
>>57449495
man this is weird
I went to elementary and middle school with the singer. Nice kid
>>57449330
nigga that sounds fun
>always cold
>only cleaning guy at any given time
>only place i get to eat at is either in the store or at a gas station
>bathrooms are never fun
>developed a newfound hate for children in the store
>seen probably every type of white person in the store, good or bad
i miss my old job but atleast here i made a friend
>>57449561
mfw you post that
>>57449405
>>57449551
>offering gibs to indian-americans
We take the least gibs of all ethnic groups in the US
>I drive a Ford
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtgA0jvhp2A
Gypsies are weird famalam
>>57449495
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_jWHffIx5E
Went to the same high school and middle school as most of the band members, including the lead singer
>>57449642
>i'm not patriotic
>>57449601
I'm glad I don't have to clean bathrooms and only have about 2 children in the apartment building I clean so they aren't so bad. Not to mention I never really see anybody so I can zone out and be in my own world the entire time.
What's a good brand of cigarette for someone who's only ever smoked weed before?
>>57449635
Are affirmative action or race-related scholarships considered welfare programs?
>>57449698
maybe stick to the bud, bud.
>>57449698
what does smoking weed have to do with anything?
cigarettes in general are personal preference, they all taste like shit desu, you just find one that is the least gross
>>57447150
Chollo culture is stupid. Full of hypocrites that just rep whatever side they feel like
>>57446839
get mcdonalds
>>57449598
Small world we live in. I love Hippo Campus. Are you going to Rock the Garden, EC?
>>57449679
Icky.
>>57449736
>race-related scholarships
I don't think so
>Aff Action
Yes, depending on the type of state-funded program. Some would qualify as needs-based welfare
>>57449823
Neat I didn't know that, thanks for teaching me something today
>rosey cheeked, dot-nosed, smiling canadian boys are replying to you
>>57449788
I'll be working at the camp by then so no. I remember seeing them on Conan and feeling happy for him, made me proud to be from Hoodbury for a moment
>crush is pregnant again
>>57448175
engineering student, web developer meanwhile to try to live
is it accurate
>>57449859
No problem bro! Do you wanna exchange snapchats so we can swap nudes and stuff, as like a bro thing?
I can sense a strong friendship about to blossom
>>57449907
I'd lower everything down by a tier.
>>57449907
Yea in 1851 lmao
>>57449918
I don't have a snapchat because I don't have any friends
>>57449866
Ah, that sucks, I will see them for you mate. And hey, gotta have Woodbury pride sometimes, eh? A friend of mine went to a party with them not too long ago, I should have went with her but I wasn't in Duluth. ;_;
>>57448175
Uni student in political science. Also have a job.
>>57449865
>>rosey cheeked, dot-nosed, smiling canadian boys are replying to you
>tfw listening to Tool
feel like I should be wearing a fedora
>>57446839
>that label
>guy I knew died from lung cancer recently
>he was supposed to be dead 7 years ago but managed to hang on
>those final months where he started getting skinnier and was notably scared as his last working parts of his lung gave out
>couldn't even make it from the bed to the toilet without getting winded
>literately died from suffocation
he kept trying to work and act like everything was normal and spend time with his family whenever he could
>>57449679
You went to school with shrek?
>>57449983
it would certainly help you look like a tool
>>57449960
Why don't you have any friends
>>57449868
>tfw crush impregnated you again
>>57450004
>went to school with
M8 I'm not THAT old
Lads 4chan is blocking my ISP range for some reason and it's pissing me off is there a VPN service that works with 4chan?
Posting from my phone and would rather use my desktop
>out of Benadryl for wanking purposes
>>57449983
I unironically like tool
>>57450009
Because I moved across the country when I graduated high school, never went to Uni and my job is pretty isolated. Not to mention I'm just a very introverted person with no many ways to relate to most people my age.
>>57449148
Sierra Nevada
>>57450051
whoops read that wrong
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGY-XxSjwJg
>>57450053
have you tried contacting mods about it?
>>57450053
most VPN's end up banned eventually
try calling your providers and complaining about it, maybe they can do some networking magic
>>57450072
explain why you'd use Benadryl for wanking purposes? or how?
#feelthebern
>>57450073
I do too, the fanbase is cancer but it's pretty good
