/cum/
Canadian annexation and the total extermination of the Canadian people when? edition
>>57398914
There have been a lot more mexicans in my area recently. It makes me fucking disgusted because all of the stereotypes are true.
>>57398914
now
bring it on fuckers, you'll never find me
>>57398914
Right now 2bh
>>57398956
stereotypes such as?
>>57398956
pretty happy to be quite fucking honest
How do Mexican women feel comfortable going to work in leggings that thin and tight?
No pic because I'm not taking a creepshot.
no leaves allowed edition
who /comfy baseball/ here?
You know sometimes I just look at my pillow and think, "yeah, you're really gonna get it tonight you feather stuffed whore"
>>57399005
*points at u* found u haha
Reminder that nobody cares about your irrelevant flyover states
THE MIDWEST IS TRUE AMERICA
>>57399032
it's a latina thing
>>57399032
>How do Mexican women feel
How the fuck are we supposed to know?
>>57399036
I did this once but I'm uncut and had to remove way too much feather from my foreskin area
>>57399060
>hating on flyovers
>>57399063
This
>>57399063
this
>>57399060
u do cuz u noticed us u big cutie coastie~
>>57399063
damn straight
>>57399032
>complaining about that
Are you a homosexual?
>>57398956
Why so rude?
>>58398919
They get compounded interest, right?
>>57399022
noisy, dirty, slow, stupid, lazy, rude, short, fat, hang around in the home depot parking lot.
Fuck knows how they made it this far north, but it pisses me off to no end. Fuck mexico.
>>57399122
>implying oklahoma isnt one giant OU bandwagon
>implying theyre not tsundere for Texas
>>57399170
Too bad everyone is tsundere for Texas
>>57399063
I didn't take the "it's all flat land with nothing of value for miles on end" meme seriously until I drove through flat land with nothing of value for miles on end.
And this was near a major city.
>>57399170
1. yes
2. REEEEEEE FUCK THOSE GODDAMN BEANER LOVERS
>>57399063
this
>>57399088
That's the best. I call it "plucking"
>>57399148
haven't seen that kind of Mexicns myself, u sure they ain't chicanos?
otherwise they could only be chilangos or norteños, either way try to contain your anger on this board because if you happen to talk some shit irl you'll most likely will end up beaten.
>>57399022
>>57399135
He's probably from Q*ebec
>>57399192
I like Texas because they're Mexican like us
t. California
>>57399216
>Nothing of value
Except millions of dollars in crops but w/e
>>57399148
>>57399232
tbqh americanized beaners are literally the worst
And trust me i interacted with them
>>57399174
Morelia
>>57399227
you're full of shit and like i said, fuck mexicans
>>57399216
>nothing of value
Yeah, oil, crops, land, and minerals are worthless 2bh
>>57399319
oil is worthless now :^)
>>57399275
Millions of dollars of CORN
California is hands down the agricultural powerhouse of the USA
We should cut you fat faggots off, maybe you'll start growing something useful.
I just want to move to the bitterroot mountains of Montana ;_;
>>57399277
I've had nothing but good interactions with mexicans, but they were all from mexico. Apparently your diaspora's and especially it's 2nd and 3rd gen is shit though.
>>57399371
I disagree with you
>>57399227
There's always one mexican that likes playing loud music in any apt complex with a bunch of them mate.
>>57399275
>>57399319
All I saw was tall grass and occasionally a rusted out building.
I HAVE A JOB INTERVIEW TOMORROW
>I unironically live in the United States
>>57399360
>steals water from surrounding states for citrus fruit, grapes, avocados, and almonds
>THE agricultural powerhouse
>>57399404
>his milk comes in bags
YOU CANNOT MAKE THIS UP
>>57399255
So san antonio is Mexico but Austin is America?
Living in austin, I'm pretty sure this is mexico.
>>57399360
it's funny because California will be cut off from the rest of the US soon enough
>>57399398
Dress appropriately, get there early, mentally prepare yourself, practice questions and remember your manners. Handshake will come naturally, good luck!
>>57399227
Every Mexican I've either met is basically white but with a Spanish last name or a bunch of ugly fat midgets who never seem to do anything. They just wander aimlessly.
My neighbors are a family of those things and I've never seen them do anything but go out and eat or shop at Walmart.
>>57399360
isn't corn in basically everything the us produces though?
>>57399407
Surrounding states let it happen because our central valley is essential
We are cucking other states of their water and there's fucking nothing they can do about it if they want dem avocados
>>57399404
I was fucking born here mate.
Also I'm brown skinned and canada is too cold for brown skinned people. That's why i moved from ny to tx.
>>57399472
My point is you are not THE agricultural powerhouse, you're OK but even Florida is better than you and they don't steal others water
>>57399360
>>57399472
Sick b8 m8
>California
>Essential
>"People love avocados!"
>Being proud of a farming industry despite hating farmers
>>57399391
Where were you?
>>57399479
>Also I'm brown skinned and canada is too cold for brown skinned people.
Ahh yes because it doesn't get cold in Toronto or Calgary
My gf wants to visit Canada but she also gets cold at 20ºC. She's gonna die, isn't she?
>>57399549
She's gonna get MAPLE'D
>>57399566
Nice dubs
>moving from the north to the south
>>57399520
Nebraska
>>57399549
Just don't take her to the Bay of Fundy, Canadians pull the same kinda shit Aussies do, it's nowhere near as cold as they say
>>57399549
go in the summer -- or better yet don't come at all
year of the gf
>>57399590
>>57399613
we're all gonna make it
>>57399549
>Cold at 20C
>>57399613
Year of the twilight for this anon
>>57399613
Year of good food? Sweet
>>57399398
dont be autistic and it should go okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9xcJaq9FUkI
>>57399549
>cold at 20ºC
literally how
>>57399598
That grass was most likely grain, since grain is just domestic grass.
>>57399549
>gets cold at 20ºC. She's gonna die, isn't she?
>Dad is depressed again
>>57399647
>>57399737
>>57399819
Fuck if I know, last night we were walking outside, at maybe 18ºC, and she was shivering a little bit.
>>57399847
What is it this time
>>57399847
>Haven't talked to dad since february
Thoughts on ASMR?
Umi is the best love lewd
>>57399855
Jesus...okay was she wearing a coat?
new episode
Last Week Tonight with John Oliver: Interracial Dating (HBO)
>>57399855
m8, I'm in southern Ontario and it's -1ºC in """"""spring""""""
>>57398914
hihihihihihi
>>57399921
he wont let me know what's wrong ;_;
>>57399941
Just a T-Shirt.
>>57399931
It creeps the hell out of me and I dislike anyone who says they find it calming
>>57399970
m8, i'm also in southern ontario it's -3 feels like -10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asYsWZIEVJI
>>57399441
It'll sink into the ocean soon enough
>>57399991
Put her a warm winter coat when you go to Canada then.
>>57399931
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jbbgNgH93o
weird as fuck senpai
>>57400026
I don't know what's wrong with the rest of Canada. Here in the Okanagan, April's been pretty damn fine so far.
>Mfw Canadians
>>57399923
Call him. What is wrong with you? He'll be happy to hear from you, don't let this slip.
>>57400182
Well it's not that simple, he let his wife manipulate him. So i don't want to talk to him. Still i miss him.
But i don't want to talk to him.
rambo
they beggin for mercy like the lambo
>>57400255
RIP this guy's dad
>going to be 90 degrees and sunny on wednesday
>65 and stormy on thursday
I'm sorry I thought this was Northern California, not the fucking Midwest
>>57400255
Don't call him lad, fuck him for choosing his wife over you. That man is no longer your father until he calls you and makes things right.
>>57400307
Who would make out next to a half naked bum?
>promised sunday rain now turned into rain from thursday - sunday
suck my ass norcal
how does it feel now
Is Canada even a country or just another American state?
Post your current jamshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4WdqGWMi3ew&list=PLA17B53CCE69E022E&index=33
everything from this guy is my shit
>>57400333
Where the fucc do you live
>>57400287
where u at, senpai?
>>57400333
water stealing cunts
Havent polished my dolphin in 4 days
Something unthinkable happened:
I had a high-test thought today.
the girl sitting next to me had some big ol' titties and I thought about grabbing them with her in my lap dry humping her.
It was like being a freshman in high school again.
>>57400358
Hello, you go to CSU Hayward
>>57398956
Ya spics should be exterminated hated. God emperor trump will make it happen
>>57400287
>Sunny 76 on Friday
>Snowy 30 on Saturday
Yeah you aren't in the Midwest m8
>>57400397
We had essentially the same thing here
>>57400354
socal
>>57400358
our water now
Mexicans when was the last time you grabbed someone's ass. Who were they someone you knew or a stranger. Why did you do it? How did they react?
>>57400287
>not the fucking Midwest
It's 35 here in the midbest. You're a pussy though.
>>57400363
>polished my dolphin
>>57400432
GIVE IT BACK, YOU THIEVES
>>57400328
it's the Brussels attack
the guy is lying in agonizing pain and the normies are just standing there kissing like the piece of shit normies they are
>>57400432
>SoCal
Literally poopy doody shit piss poopoo dookie weather in non-El Nino years
>>57400353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vd1RG4NV9Ts
>>57400363
this made me realize i fap more than once daily. i should try and abstain. i miss getting super turned on.
>>57400353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M0SFLuxJ_H0
>>57400447
>Midbest
Yes, the awesome and not mind-numbingly boring Midwest
>>57400522
Looks comfy
So... What accent did this guy have?
>>57400597
HEY O CONNEL
>>57400473
https://soundcloud.com/rourourou/all-things-must-pass-full-ver
>>57400597
I dunno, but HEY BENNY, YOURE ON THE WRONG SIDE OF THE RIVER
>>57400522
>everywhere looks like Nebraska or North Dakota
lol, keep thinking that bud.
>tfw sharing a room with a Brazilian
Scared of what the future may hold
>>57400629
I fucking hate Brazillians
>>57400644
He seems like a very nice and genuine guy, but I have known him for about 50 minutes
>>57400623
H-hey
Something wrong about a yard with no trees desu
I could understand in the midwest, but here developers level the whole woods and create these gigantic jarring houses with perfectly flat, absolutely empty yards.
Who the hell thinks that looks good? Why would you not want trees surrounding your house?
>>57400591
It's comfy if you stay indoors all day and do nothing
>>57400628
HAHAA HOLY SHIT i would never have imagined you'd post Duluth, where I went to college for undergrad.
Duluth is a fucking frozen tundra, my brother lives there right now and he's telling me that its still snowing weekly with lots of wind chill. The summers in Duluth are nice though, will not lie.
But basically October - late April is a fucking pain in the ass.
>>57400353
https://soundcloud.com/aguynamedaby/wakusei-abnormal-1
https://soundcloud.com/juan-carlos-mondragon/i-wanna-be
https://soundcloud.com/minimal-user/soutaiseiriron-sumatora
https://soundcloud.com/alexey-taranenko/yura-yura-teikoku-kudo-desu
All my shit right now
>>57400712
I agree, something has to be done about this
>>57400629
>tfw sharing a room with some Indian guy who goes on /sp/
he's 2nd generation and all but i'm genuinely scared of him finding out i go on 4chan too
>>57400353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hRK7PVJFbS8
I want to be annexed by US
>>57400766
This guy doesn't speak English and only speaks French with a weird accent.
At least it is good practice for my French.
>>57400766
Should ask him when was the last time he took the poo to the loo t b h
>>57400617
>>57400626
Whad da fug?
>>57400791
soo, vladimir
soon
>>57400766
Does he watch cricket?
>>57400792
>having a non-english speaking roomie
what the fuck lad
>>57400629
>>57400644
>>57400666
When I was a kid our next door neighbours were Brazilian. They were friendly but kind of crazy and I'm pretty sure the younger brother would be a full-blown flaming homo by now.
>>57400837
i'm in quebec
>>57400623
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qxu8GqwStvo
>>57400820
do you promise? can you swear?
>>57400721
>Duluth is a fucking frozen tundra
Duluth and the north shore is one of the most beautiful regions in the country and this isn't even up for debate. It's one of the only coastal routes in the nation that is an all american road. They actually have a better climate then the rest of the state besides SE so I don't know where you got your bs info from.
>>57400792
lingua franca :^)
>>57400808
He's said the poo to the loo meme a few times in daily conversation and i fucking froze up each time
>>57400836
No he's like a normal american guy but his parents are from india
I was scared as fuck he would actually be some smelly guy from india itself
What do friends do
>>57400874
this
how cum every1s being so mean to canada ?~
>>57400857
the stars and stripes will fly over moscow by the end of this decade
I swear it
>>57400874
>They actually have a better climate then the rest of the state besides SE so I don't know where you got your bs info from.
stopped reading there
Why does every thread now have to be derailed about people fighting over the midwest!? It's time for the final solution, I'm sorry lads
>>57400897
Canada was made for bullying
>>57400897
Australian posts are down.
>>57400883
I haven't had one in over 5 years so I don't know.
I haven't spoken to any one for days.
>>57400947
Agreed all Midwest states should secede from /cum/ so the coasties are alone in their misery
>>57400917
So you admit you're retarded. That area has a microclimate that is oceanic in nature similar to places like Nova Scotia.
THAT SNAKE GAVE HER A VICIOUS BITE
>>57401008
Sorry, but it's the truth
*continues bullying Canada*
>forgot to hit start on rice cooker
;_;
>>57401074
You're killing me
>>57401079
>eating food
cheap hot chocolate for dinner senpai
>>57400947
>>57401028
Minnesota is ours
>>57401028
This fighting about the Midwest has gotten out of hand. Time to end this bad joke
I cannot stand being alive
Everyone wants you to fail so they can feel better about themselves
Depression is true and the status quo
>>57400911
Who said this? Raun Paul?
Well, we, Russians, need proofs, so I don't believe you.
>>57401113
>>57401115
both of you LEAVE
>>57401031
>-30 to -40
how in the hell do you people live there
>>57400875
:^)
Also I think I may have killed him by giving him directions that could have been misinterpreted by him.
Kinda worried about him freezing to death desu
>>57401028
Are you implying the midwest isn't coastal? Holy fuck people are stupid itt today.
>>57401079
>>57401079
>eating rice
No thanks senpai
>>57401113
Ahahah, sure it is. Just invade, I'll be waiting there in the snow to fuck you up you syrupshit
Serious question. Why do we, Russians, have to illegally immigrate to the US if we can just ask them to rule our land and build everything cozy and fancy here?
I mean common we already lost the Cold war, we're capitalist 'n shiet now. Why can't we just go full cuck mode and accept their protectorat like Estonia or Poland?
>>57401147
Minnesota, your children will be speaking Canadian and praying to the almighty leaf. Brace yourself.
>>57401031
Will you admit there is a 100% chance you're sitting on a dildo right now?
Do you realize that despite having a coastal microclimate, Duluth will always be a frozen shithole that is similar to the rest of the bumfuck northern Midwest?
>>57401211
You can apply to be an American state
>>57401079
pls don't kill urself.
>>57401161
you just need a battery blanket for your car and proper insulation for your home pipes or they freeze. City also needs to insulate the ground pipes properly or they can freeze and burst too. Winter is also the time of floods, otherwise.
>parking lot drain pipe freezes
>parking lot is a pool until May
>>57401187
We will distract you with burgers and interracial porno.
>>57401096
good.....
>>57401113
>>57401215
uh no??????
>>57401115
>Coasters
>>57401168
Nobody cares about the Great Lakes enough to recognize they do in fact have coasts, besides GL's aren't snobby pricks like East/West Coasties.
>>57401163
>first night in Canada
>freezes
>>57401138
post accent
>>57401234
hahaha holy shit this faggot is mad. Sorry, it's hard to hear you over having a higher HDI, longer life expectancy, quality of life etc etc.
>>57401163
if winter claims you then you were meant to die
shrimp desu
>>57401290
Yes
>>57401290
That's because the majority of Americans are stupid and can't even point out states on a map let alone know about the best region there is.
>>57401259
Did you say burger?
>>57401299
>>57401327
I'm legit worried desu
I think worst case scenario is he asks someone for directions, it is still pretty early (8:30)
>>57401315
You do not have a higher any of those things than Connecticut, please stop lying.
New England will always be superior to you cousin fuckers.
>mad
Le ebin get BTFO then call the other person mad maneuver
>>57398956you really do get the lowest of the low from Mexico. Imagine if all your rednecks emmigrated to another country, what image would Canadians haev abroad?
>didn't go to gym Friday
>probably won't go tonight
Just fuck my shit up fampai
>>57401334
shrimp-flavoured ramen desu
>>57401215
>your children will be speaking Canadian
So they're speaking American.
>>57401211
>the cold war is over
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cold_War_II
>>57401432
So they're speaking English.
>>57401332
>>57401334
send some
>>57401414
>havent been to the court once over the last 2 days
>jump game will be way off and my FG % will have plummeted
JUST
today i will remind them
>>57401395
>still being mad
>claiming someone was btfo when it was you who got their shit pushed in
Might want to come over here to one of our world class hospitals to fix that anus from bleeding like the stuck irish pig you are.
The sooner you Americans realize Minnesota is Canadian the better
>>57401453
That's what I said. They're speaking American just like the rest of the world.
>>57401501
Lmao, your inferiority complex is showing. its time to stop replying buddy'
>>57401510
its not???
ur lie????
>>57401510
you'll have minnesota when you pry it from our cold dead hands, moose jockey
>>57398914
Why are mexican such cucks for america? You people love getting slapped around don't you?
Lets talk about the annexation of your cuntry you cunts.
chickened out of buying scallops again
>>57401421
gross desu
>>57401465
2late
got a half pound in the fridge, gonna make a scampi later in the week desu
>>57401510
I also want Vermont and Alaska, even though Alaska seems very unwilling. That just makes it more sexually appealing though.
>>57399437
The only city of the US i've visted was Sa Antonio, man it was full of Mexicans, I barely got to practice my english
>>57401510
Fucking have at it
>5 minutes for rice
>>57401557
That was your best rebuttal? You're right. I will stop replying since you have the wit of a retard.
>>57401586
1848 best year of my life
>>57401600
>chickened out of buying scallops again
why
they're easy and quick to cook
>>57401510
>>57401585
Reeeeeeee
Niggers out
>>57401600
make some cajun
>>57401635
don't mess with seafood too much, bit expensive to mess up the scallops
If any americans or mexicans are still feeling salty, I"m always available for a hug.
>>57401459
Easter?
>>57399277
Don't worry we're dumping them all back to your side of the wall once President Trump is in office.
>>57401688
Explain this garbage meme
This is the new canadian general since /cum/ has gotten to heated lately.
>>57389233
>>57401676
just buy a tiny amount and watch a short youtube tutorial on cooking them. you usually mix them in with rice or something I think.
>>57401688
Easter!
>>57399590
as the tourism representative for the great state of saskatchewan, let me be the first to welcome you and your gf to the republic of canada and also be the first to volunteer to maple your gf while you're in the lavatory
>>57401686
>>57401727
>cant handle a little friendly banter
>>57401724
Go to your meme general nigger
>>57401688
I dont celebrate it
>>57399531
Are you sure you're not the nigger here? Learn to fucking read you dumb sack of shit.
>>57401749
>friendly banter
fuck off mate.
just got here what did i miss
>>57401757
No
Do you celebrate Easter, lads?
>>57401798
Reeeeee
This is a white man's general
>>57401851
>america
>white
>>57401510
Come and take it then.
>>57401843
Everyone does.... Right america?
>>57401764
Why?
>>57401863
OOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUTTTTTTT
>>57401887
>>57398914
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING EXPLAIN TO ME WHY DRIVERS FROM WYOMING SUCK SO MUCH COCK?!
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
I AM SO SICK OF BORDERING THAT FUCKING STATE
IF I RUN INTO ONE MORE WYOMING DRIVER DOING 15 MPH BELOW THE SPEED LIMIT WHILE CAMPING OUT IN THE LEFT LANE AND REFUSING TO MOVE OVER I AM GOING TO FUCKING GO POSTAL
