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Busy day edition
Where the fuck did that atl girl go
cum haha hehe
>>57388336
>atl girl
Elaborate
Mexican dude just gave me his last piece of gum randomly.
daily reminder rhode island and delaware are going to take over the united states
will u adopt me ?
>>57388727
delete this
Swear I've NEVER taken a good license picture
>>57388835
More like
VIRGINIA
YES
>>57388979
Minnesota?
>>57388979
Vermont. #BernieSanders
>>57388877
>Swear I've NEVER taken a good license picture
Just rewnewed mine recently. It expired in a few days so I did it after a long day of work.
Ended up looking like some prison mug shot. I don't think we're allowed to smile in government photos anymore which makes it worse.
ordered pizza to work for lunch lads
>>57388979
Mississippi
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4Y1d4a4r-Q
>soviet era cartoons
fucking adorable and pretty animation
>>57389047
>>57389041
>>57389033
Not in the Northeast.
>>57389118
There's like one county there that's over 90% white. Close.
>>57389048
Yea you can't smile in ours either. I looked like a burglar in my last one, this time I look like I got arrested for burglary and spend the last 2 years in jail.
>>57388229
DELET THAT PIC RIGHT NOW
>trash bag
>wrapped loosely around head
>duct tape sealing the lid around the neck
is this lethal?
>>57388512
My gf
>>57389143
surprised CNN would show something like this
CBC would never host something like that, or if they did they'd bend over backwards to scream they are an exception
>>57389051
To share or just for you?
>>57389183
In mine I think I look like some sort of junkie. I don't really understand why we can't smile.
>>57389277
The CBC is a publicly funded organization that represents all Canadians. Many Canadian happen to be Muslim. It's really no different than how the CBC won't call Quebeckers whiny faggots or Maritime residents unemployed cousin fuckers.
>>57389422
Somebody told me it's because when you get pulled over you won't be smiling.
Sitting in line at the DMV for 3 hours only to be told you're going to have to pay $350 in surprise fees doesn't help either.
>>57388835
What county was that?
>>57389313
just for me :)
small company, some people are away today, and my chinese guys always bring a lunch of rice and what not
>>57389356
we must liberate Minnesota
Sabe pa
>>57389871
Minnesota is rightfully OURS.
>>57389815
Spotsylvania
I got my first handjob and I feel guilty about it. Help me, familia.
>>57389871
>>57389940
You will have to pry it from our cold dead hands lads
>point roberts is still allowed to exist
give me one reason why this shouldn't be rightful Canadian clay
>>57389480
Except they do call out others who are in the unprotected species category. They do a poor job on it because CBC is garbage, but they do. Maybe you haven't been watching the news for the past 10 years and missed the whole priests being pedophiles thing. Pedophiles who don't plant bombs in crowds or call for the murder of anyone who hurts their feelings. With mud scum it's pandering through fear.
>. It's really no different than
There's petty insults and then there is news, nigger.
>>57389356
>>57389871
>>57389940
I though I was the only one who knew Minnesota was ours?
>>57390051
Why would you feel guilty? Did you hold a gun to her head or something?
>>57390051
did you coerce? you'll get over it
>>57390167
>Maybe you haven't been watching the news for the past 10 years
I haven't actually. Television is for fat old boomers.
>>57390051
Unless it was from a minor or someone mentally deficient there is no reason to be upset. How was it?
>>57390051
Why feel guilty? You got it from a man didn't you..
>>57390211
>>57390269
>>57390369
>>57390414
No. The girl is my gf from some weeks ago but she's a virgin and doesn't really know shitting fuck about sex. I've fingered her a few times and she did it to "pay me back" and that's what's bothering me so much. Of course I didn't care at the moment, but it started eating me a few minutes later.
It was a right, it did take a while though.
>>57390051
Did she laugh at your 4 inch dick?
>>57390494
>doesn't really know shitting fuck about sex
This made me kek. It's not big deal m8, it's only a handjob.
>>57390494
>I've fingered her a few times and she did it to "pay me back" and that's what's bothering me so much
This makes no fucking sense. Sounds like some weird Catholic guilt sorta thing desu
>>57390152
Because fuck you.
>>57390152
>>57390707
can someone explain this place to me? what is the purpose of it, and why would anyone live there
Mexicopals, how is the state of Tabasco?
>>57390494
yea i can understand what you mean, "paying you back" seems like a strange way to talk about it, you want her to do it, you want her to like it not feel obligated
>>57390785
It's great man, whole family is from there.
>>57390785
i think they have big heads
>>57390504
She was worried about how it's gonna fit when and if we have sex. That was a huge confidence booster desu
>>57390583
>>57390623
Yeah, I know I shouldn't worry too much but I worry a lot about everything.
>>57390818
Exactly. Thanks, mate. Any tips?
>>57390494
She probably wanted to reciprocate anyways but worded it strangely because she's a clueless virgin
>>57390785
If it's anything like the sauce, it's A-okay.
>>57390494
I know that feel bro. It feels like they're saying in a round about way that this wasn't really their choice or that they're only doing it in a misplaced sense of quid pro quo, right? Or that its reluctant, and you aren't attractive.
Lemme tell you. If she did it, it was because she wanted to. She's just using that bullshit line as an explanation for something that really needs none. She wanted to make you feel good too. And that's completely fine. If she keeps phrasing it like that though whenever she does stuff like that, bring it up to her.
>>57390958
I dunno, shes inexperienced so take it slow, shes clearly open, 99% chance shes wants and likes sexy time, just gotta let her get over the guilt or something
>>57390776
the idea was to make the U.S./Canada border at the 49th parallel, except for the islands. For whatever reason point roberts was overlooked I guess. What's funny is that high school kids have to take a bus ride into canada and then back into the states just to go to school
What does Cilantro taste like to you?
>>57391104
like cilantro
>>57391104
I didn't notice the soap meme until somebody brought it up, now I can't stop tasting it
>>57391104
the best
>>57391098
do they have to go thru border security every time?
>>57391104
pretty bad, but not like soap
>>57391098
do they have to pay the super expensive foreign student fees?
the usa is as violent and corrupt as mexico
>>57391104
I love cilantro. I eat that shit on its own sometimes.
what happens here?
>>57391364
t. hermano headless
>>57391364
mexico has 5x the murder rate of the US friendo
>>57391480
Whales go there to die
>>57391218
dunno, you would think they would have some sort of arrangement but perhaps not
>>57391353
no, american citizens go to school in the U.S., Blaine isn't too far however they need to enter and exit the border twice. Only those who also have Canadian citizenship may go to high school in Canada to my knowledge
>>57391364
> Daily beheadings and torture
> Politicians who literally defend the people that do this
Kek.
We're not perfect, but USA doesn't have shit on Mexico.
Our violence is 90% contained in black neighborhoods and the most violent they get is just shooting or stabbing. No leaving body parts with notes, or publicly hanging people from bridges.
>>57391626
so they have an hour commute to school and back
seriously what the fuck? why would any one want to live there
>>57391769
who are these semen demons?
>>57391765
Its the Aztec blood that makes them go nuts
>>57391769
that's why we need to annex it. It will be for their own good and we will be welcomed as liberators i'm sure
>>57391831
my girlfriends
>>57391918
I'll annex your moms pussy after i liberate her ass
I am so fucking bored on this shift.
I literally will be waiting 3 hours doing nothing except waiting for 1 person to check in.
H E L P M E
>>57392102
I'd rather have a boring tedious job than a stressful job. Count your blessings bud.
>>57392102
post ur benis
>tfw masturbated so much over the past week that my stick white ropes have turned to spurts
I think it's time to give the little fella a rest.
>>57392210
Very true, doesn't mean I can't complain tho :^)
>>57392242
Nah senpai
Sweet potatoes as good.
I think I will eat more of them
>>57391104
good
>>57392374
Wait doesn't that happen to everybody after their 2nd or 3rd time on the same day?
Autistic people should be thrown off cliffs
>average Québécois
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oa3LO8mjdTY
>>57392807
Lie down naked outside
>The non-cum country that says hello then leaves
>>57392807
i like u that way bby
>>57392807
Lie down naked with me
>>57392807
Are you saying that's a bad thing?
watching mad men
good show desu
>>57392867
aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh!
give me a fucking tranny to love
>>57392742
Maybe for most or some, but they'd turn to ropes of water, basically.
Now, it's just spurts.
It could be aging, but I'm 22, so I doubt that.
>>57392984
Go on Craigslist or /lgbt/
>>57393012
She's cute
>>57393041
let her play with my sister
>>57393045
/lgbt/ are nothing but whiny bloggers with a victim complex, and a complete waste of time and server money.
REMOVE
>>57393065
>tfw pale grills with dark hair are sought after but ugly pale nerds aren't
Why can't I be normal
>>57393041
Tell her to do well in school or else she'll be working a shitty office job with shit benefits and no little room for advancement
>>57392962
u rly like me dont u
>>57393135
Us pale folk have to stick together. Under artificial light of course.
>>57393148
y-y-yes
>pale
>skinny
>male
attractive tho so i just say its my aesthetic and ppl actually fall for it xD
>>57393129
>whiny bloggers with a victim complex, and a complete waste of time
that's every tranny
GET THE FUCK OUT CUTE POSTERS
YOU ARE IN VIOLATION: YOU HAVE NOT WAITED UNTIL 305 POSTS
>>57393368
Here, an image to remind cute posters who they really are. It's all yours friend.
how do you guys usually go about creating friendship applications?
I'm having trouble balancing my neediness alongside having high standards
>>57393459
Thank you oh Dego Di Guinea, you are best ally
>>57393510
Simple, don't have friends.
>>57393518
>Dego
I wasn't aware of the existance of this name beforehand.
>>57393459
That's probably extremely accurate
most of you guys are also in your early twenties and are pretty normal looking and decently fit, r-right?
>>57393596
I agree
>>57393633
Today I almost passed out at the gym but I'm pretty fit otherwise
>>57393459
>>57393596
>tfw actually really cute
>>57393633
I'm all of those things, but in female form.
>>57393568
But that's no fun.
>>57393290
me n u
>>57393575
>name
You mean slur?
>throw away bernie shit hanging from my doorknob yesterday
>come back from classes today
>more bernie shit
FUCK OFF
>>57393750
>HEY I AM A GIRL
>>57393803
that's dago, not dego
baka
You all are quite talented artists if I say so myself.
Thanks for sharing your drawings.
>>57393697
good feel
>>57393859
Dego
Dago
Whatever, a wop's a wop's a wop
>>57393820
>not taking it and selling it to some giddy high school girl
>not infinitely farming more bernie shit for more money
it looks like someone wont know how to survive in the coming USSA
>>57393820
DUDE FREE SHIT
lonely
>>57393989
get a cat
>>57393989
Stay that way
People are overrated
>>57393989
get a dog
>>57394058
Cats are assholes and I'm allergic.
>>57394074
People are awful but individuals can be all right.
>>57393989
get a wolf girl
>>57394074
it has been several years since I've """hung out"""" (Is that the appropriate language for someone my age? I don't know how that goes anymore.)
>>57394242
>never ever
good....
>>57394163
Wish I had a dog. Some breeds are great companions. I used to have a bitch but family decided to give her away without my permission while I was out of state. I can't afford the time or money and my apartment is too small.
PAGING WEST RIVER BRO, PLEASE RESPOND
>>57391104
I don't think it has a strong taste, but it does have a soapy texture to me so I hate it
Lonliness is a feminine thing
Post ur girly benis
Can a thinking feeling human tell me what love frels like
>>57394372
Frels good, man
>>57394311
loneliness can be masculine if you embrace it
>>57394372
it's literally the fulfillment of being appreciated for existing.
>>57394311
>women feeling genuine loneliness
Perhaps if they're both severely mentally and physically deformed.
>>57394279
Same, but that's what happens when you have a kid
>>57394193
True
>>57394490
>Saskatchewan
But why
>>57394713
Whereabouts in Wisconsin were you?
>>57394761
mostly just drove through it but think I went to the dells as a little kid but don't remember any of it
>>57394490
Why not? I like it.
>>57394810
Aside from the natural parts of the Dells it's all a tourist trap. Aside from politics I think Minnesota and Wisconsin are very similar.
>>57394872
>not visited: hate
Well fuck you too filthy Yankee scum
>>57394872
>all that hate
Just took a piping hot shower, put on some fresh socks and underwear, and threw on some sweatpants and a hoodie/sweater type thing.
Pic related is me right now tbqh
>>57394949
2004 voting turnout + obeisty rate + fundies. Wasn't specific though just randomly filling in some of middle America
California though is a chicano shithole with a lack of environmentalism and urban planning
>>57391861
Shut up, I know what I'm talkin about.
In all my dreams
It's never quite as it seems
Never quite as it seems
I know I've felt like this before
But now I'm feeling it even more
Because it came from you
Then I open up and see
The person falling here is me
A different way to be
I warn more
Impossible to ignore
Impossible to ignore
They'll come true
Impossible not to do
Impossible not to do
Now I tell you openly
You have my heart so don't hurt me
You're what I couldn't find
Totally amazing mind
So understanding and so kind
You're everything to me
>>57395247
Calisse de ptain la
>>57395257
>West Virginia
Like anyone gives a shit about your incestuous opinions
t. Real Virginian
>>57395311
incestial*
>>57395257
>liking every prairie province except manitoba
rude
>>57395311
>leyellingblackwomanface
>>57395257
>see map
>hates virtually everywhere he hasn't visited
>west virginia
I would ask if you were on meth when making this but that's a given.
>>57395247
looks a lot like mine desu
>>57391861
10 billion years
>>57395470
>>57395382
>>57395311
t. Bum-licking nigger faggots
All I want out of life is a career I enjoy that provides a stable income that I can start a family and build assets I can pass down to my children.
tfw no gf
>>57395533
Go to bed, gramps.
>>57395495
forgot some
>>57395257
Well, at least you hate Cali.
>>57395533
I'm one hundred per cent Italian, sixth generation.
>>57395612
Why do you hate based maritimes and minnesota?
IMPORTANT POLL
http://strawpoll.me/7282072/r
>>57395623
Then you're excused, roman man
>>57388575
>Muh sales tax
>>57395700
You linked the results
>>57395700
You dumb fuck
>>57395533
>>57395707
Go to bed Giuseppe Spaghetti
>>57395700
Dumbass.
behead those who spout /r9k/ memes desu
>>57395700
>tattoos
D R O P P E D
>>57395652
too canadian
PEI rocks tho
>>57395389
Wut
>>57395554
t. Bucked-tooth cousin fucking faggot
Still doing this poll, so far it explains a lot...
http://strawpoll.me/7196339
http://strawpoll.me/7196339
http://strawpoll.me/7196339
>>57395727
>>57395751
>>57395773
sorry guys
>>57395791
90% of women under 30 have tattoos these days, you're probably going to have to get used to it
>>57395791
That's literally the best part
>>57395700
Canucks are so fucking stupid I swear
>>57390152
Because fuck you, America.
>>57390152
Come and take it.
>>57395886
t. stupid mexican
>>57395965
t. stupid peruANO
>>57395877
>best part
Maybe if you like them having what looks like splotches of burst blood vessels under their skin in ten yearsd
>>57395885
Mah nigga
>>57395964
I need go to class right now, when I get back i'll come up with a plan to capture it
>>57395257
>West Virginia
Are you even a human?
>>57396068
Fuck off Sam
Well guys, looks like I'm getting my first job ever at Walgreens. I'm 19 and I can finally start getting my shit together woo
please reply to this post
>>57396148
>all those Mexican States
Salvadoreño spotted
>>57396148
(you)
>>57396023
what is a peruano
@57396148
No because you hate my state
Don't pull the string to much, American pigs. Justice will serve you, dogs!
>>57395189
I bet you just trekked a few miles into north Jersey and decided "Fuck this state."
>>57396213
If only, holy shit what an idiot
>>57396188
I don't even know what that means hey zeus
>>57396203
thank you friend
>click once to verify there are none left
>>57396274
It means your from El Salvador you fucking dunce
>>57396262
whats wrong with sam "the beast who will destroy the middle east" hyde?
>>57396318
I couldn't even point el salvador out on a map
the map literally shows where I'm from
>>57396364
literal manchild desu
he's like a 16 year old that never grew up mentally
Is this the average mexican?
>>57396457
luis figo is portugese
>>57396449
i think his videos are funny. maybe im a manchild desu
>>57396457
yeah man
>>57396364
He's a fedora tier cringe artist
>>57396378
Nice education ya got there New Hampshire
>>57396570
Sorry I don't care about your irrelevant homeland senpaii
>>57396655
It ain't my homeland, but keep it up
Old people are asking me for detailed directions in this city I don't know
>>57396754
thanks I will
>>57396457
Why are you instigating racial hatred senpai?
>>57396857
how dare jake oppress her like that
>>57396857
What university/college did you snap this in?
>>57396857
me on the right
>>57396944
>Commiefornians can't even paint bucket
>>57396970
:^)
I'm a special snowflake
Spaghettis OUT
i want a ps4
give me money pls
Lads, I had some time to kill between classes so I went to my car to catch some Z's. I forgot to set an alarm but I woke up exactly at the time I need to get up to go to class.
>>57397180
how about you go work for it you lazy piece of shit spic
>>57397202
nice desu ne
>>57394305
you need me?
>try to be a good goy and keep the address on my insurance up to date while removing some optional shit they decided to tack on that I have to call to get taken off
>it's probably going to get jacked because I changed it from small city to big city address
I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE
AND I BRING YOU
fire
>>57397180
What're you going to play on it?
>>57397417
>tfw I pay $875 a year for car insurance and im only 20 years old
forgot to put a tea bag in my tea and have been drinking hot water without realizing it
i'm so fucking wacky
>>57397202
>tfw do this before a final exam
Can't wait to have poutine once I'm off my shift
>>57397286
yeah man, I was way off when I said I'd be near custer in the summer
I'm actually going to be near spearfish. so I know the rapid city suggestion still stands, but anything else worth checking out? I assume deadwood is as big of a tourist trap as wall drug is and it's best avoided?
your recommendations for keystone and hill city aren't out of the question, but they are a bit less enticing thanks to the distance now
>>57397707
I actually liked Deadwood
>>57397772
good show desu
>>57397500
gtav and fallout4 anything else is secondary
pardon me if shit taste but i'm not a gamer
How are you, homeless Canadian boi?
isn't oriential flavor Ramen a bit racist?
or is it like black people saying nigger?
i took this picture
averaged like/dislike (ignored visited or not)
>>57397707
Deadwood's better than Wall and I'd still recommend checking Hill and Keystone out if possible, you're actually not that far from Devil's Tower so I'd recommend you check that out too.
You could probably gamble but it'd be a bit pointless desu
If you come during Rally Season steer fucking clear of Sturgis though, bikers are a mix of no-nonsense drug smugglers and prissy faggots who bought a bike for Christmas and wanna be """tough"""
>>57391861
Tada inb4mean
>I support a carbon tax
>>57398086
thanks for the advice
I'll be there in june, but if I were there near the rally I'd know to avoid sturgis like the plague. we only have to deal with bikers riding through town, but jesus christ they're the worst. I can't imagine a town filled with those assholes.
just had an ejaculate and have lost the will to do anything
>>57398086
I've been to Rapid City, Deadwood, Mt. Rushmore, and Devil's Tower, what do I win?
>>57398221
#NoFap
>>57398229
Oops, I also went to the Petrified Forest, again what do I win?
>>57398229
Nothing because you missed the 1880's train :^)
No but that's cool, did you like it here?
>>57398211
Rapid gets shunted with the responsibility of hosting many of the nerds because it's the biggest place here and has a lot of hotels for tourists.
Rally season is a living hell, especially when you live next to a busy road like I do
You cannot fucking sleep with "DADADADADADADADADADADADADADA" playing throughout the night
Am I too late?
>>57398221
Give it a few minutes.
>>57398380
what do these different shades mean
>>57389356
The fuck is up with kentucky?
>>57398411
read the key
>>57389356
You keep back you syrup-drooling thieves!
>>57398440
theyre not on the key tho
>>57398533
we need a catholic-chan
>>57398510
oh fug
theyre meant to be light green
>>57398513
give them the Midwest in exchange for CASCADIA
>>57398566
We do not want to become leafposters
>>57398496
Come home minnesota man
ok heres most visited
included the new ones this time
there's literally nothing wrong with canada
>>57398598
nobody cares what you want
>>57398609
>sharing a country with the """""people""""" of Toronto and Vancouver
>>57398649
t. Canada
>>57398566
>tfw your own nation would sell you to the syrup men
>>57398609
No you cannot have my state's waifu!
>>57398701
And nothing of value was lost
>>57398668
>>57398701
ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US ONE OF US
>>57398649
Maplenigger genocide and annexation of canadian lands when?
>>57398668
>sharing a country with the ""people"" of Seattle, Portland, Detroit, Baltimore, and St. Louis
although i do agree, both cities are fucking terrible and should be nuked
tfw i need to do schoolwork but i keep raking in the (You)s
>>57398826
hey, now
Portland is cool
>>57398780
You can have my state when you pry it from my cold dead hands you waffle-saucers!
>>57398755
I will destroy
some people won't believe me when i tell them this 3 countries which are so disfunctional towards each other IRL get along perfectly well in the most racist/autistic website.
>>57398826
>Seattle, Portland
Which is why we should give you Cascadia. Please take it and the """"people"""" that live there
>>57398839
> +(You) this poster
--57398839
Just took a (You) from (You).
Anyone else fuck a pillow as their preferred method of masturbation?
>>57398374
>missed the 1880s train
What if I went to Sturgis' 50th? Shit, I went about 24-25 years ago and it was beautiful, would go back to
>>57398893
I used to during puberty, but sometimes it just got messy and nasty, so I went back to my handy dandy hand.
>>57398897
Iunnooooo
Maybe it's worth a big stick from the Mt Rushmore gift store, I could ask and see if you have enough tourist points
>>57398893
Isn't there a specific term for that kind of masturbation? Not the traditional "right way" of just rubbing with your hand
>>57398844
t. flaming faggot
How do Mexican women feel comfortable going to work in leggings that thin and tight?
>>57398897
How old are you?
>>57398944
I am 103% straight
the city is comfy as fuck to ride your bike around
>>57398859
>dysfunctional towards each other IRL
wouldn't really say that desu, in fact Canada and the US have one of the most peaceful and long lasting friendships of any two bordering countries. Pretty sure the only real animosity is between the US and Mexico
>>57398919
They get compounded interest, right?
>>57397973
where?
>>57398859
We don't hate you or USA IRL, probably only France and that is because of association with Quebec and De gualle
>>57398513
>>57398566
fixed, and with new states and provinces. on the state side I put California, and in Canada I made the Provence of Lakota.
>>57400707
forgot image
Would you agree you have to become a hypocrite eventually in your life? Felt like I had things figured out and never wanted to "betray" myself, now I'm doing things I never thought I would
