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MONDAY MONDAY MONDAY EDITION
BE THERE
>>57375681
What's up in the Bahamas m8?
>>57375728
not much, just another day of shitposting until I head back to work on wednesday
>>57375681
Had some croquettes for breakfast.
How about you, amigitos?
>>57358196
>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_carbon_dioxide_emissions_per_capita
>2nd place T&T
>3rd place Netherland Antilles
>7th place Aruba
Lower /carib/ wtf
>>57376243
coffee pancakes
>>57376277
they burn oil for fun
>>57376277
Oh, look. We're finally on a top ten list.
>>57376361
Sounds yummy desu.
morning lads
>>57377179
morning jamaibro
I made some mashed potatoes yesterday and they're so goddamn salty pls kill
The two women grabbed under my arms and silently dragged me after them. Unlike the other little girls the big man had sent after me these two had my in their iron grip and it was no use resisting. The building we were in creeped me out. Sedated halfway in darkness, it was probably the office department of an building in an industrial neighbourhood. I was taken to an old cranky elevator they drove downwards for half an hour before opening to what seemed like a butchers shop, complete with white tiles everywhere and the occasional blood splatter. But we continued for down a corridor for another 4 doors before landing in a secluded dark room which seemed like a S/M freak's love cave. "My ladies and gentlemen, this cave is complete with all the creepy, weird, mechanical toys that a functioning human being hopes that he or she will never find out how it works", I whispered silently to myself.
Forcefully stripped naked I could do nothing but obey as they heisted me up into one of the very own devices that I prayed to I would not find myself in. I was in a rather embarrassing position, bound in such a way that there was free access to my genitalia which dangled in mid-air. I was, to say, feeling vulnerable. One of the women, a red-haired goddess came near me with twitching fingers and a smile that could have killed a man.
"Stop", the squeaky voice roared.
It was the man from before. He pushed the redhead to the side a came so close to my face that I could feel his warm breath. And there we stood for half a minute before and muffed once again.
"But not for long now Varg. Not for long Varg Vikernes. You know that this is the end station for you. You can't escape me forever you know"
"We'll be two about seeing that".
"What I don't understand is why you just don't let it in. Life without testicles is great."
"Let me tell you something. I have seen my religion being taken away from me by the christians, my people poisoned by the modernists and if one thing is for sure then it is that I won't see my damn balls follow the same lead."
"Well I guess I cant change a fools mind… Girls, make it slow, take his testicles one by one, one for each of you", and left the room.
>>57377919
>>57377979
I like this
xth for /carib/ is comfy
xth for coffee rum milkshake
>>57376277
I love not being able to breathe properly! You should come visit
nico nico nii~
>>57380124
objectively superior planefu coming through
>>57380580
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>57380580
russian fighters are too cute lad
>>57380748
dont forget their lovely guns
>>57380780
LEWD
>>57380748
love me some russian airpower
lets take it oldschool
>starts raining
>have to go back on the road
just my luck
>>57380944
this is an la9 ignore the filename my lads
>>57381032
>rain finally stops
>its now raining in jamaica
hahahahaha
anybody applying for a janny position
>>57376767
/carib/s are usually top 10 if it's something bad
>>57383018
Too much work
What did /carib/ have for lunch today?
>>57383670
just pulled some tasty scotch pies out of the oven, should be delicious as fuck desu
>>57384374
looks pretty nice brew!
>>57383670
I had beef stew.
>>57384374
nice bru
>>57384447
What is the cost of, say, a pound of beef over there?
>>57385137
i cant say off hand. i'm really shit with numbers.
sup crib
>>57384374
CLEAN YOUR KITCHEN YOU SLOB
>>57386119
that is it clean
this is what happens when you live with three of your mates and none of you care about cleaning up shit
>>57385538
I see. But is it somewhat expensive, or is it cheap?
>>57385592
How you doin bro?
>>57387074
its alright. it isnt super expensive that poor people cant afford it. i never really think "can i afford to get beef?".
>>57375681
GRAVE DIGGEERRRRRR
I can't believe I'm the weird kid now...What is wrong with these people?
Sup /carib/?
>>57390723
is this the pedo thing or the bathroom thing? you're weird in many ways so it's hard to keep track nowadays
>>57391005
Nah, it was I was joking with one of my friends about how great Donald Trump would as a president.
>pedo thing
Why would i tell my friends minors are hitting on me?
>>57390723
Explain
I'm alright. Severely dissapointed, but alright.
you?
I got the A-OK to go to the counsellor
the path to normiehood finally reveals itself
>>57391749
See >>57391272
But I'm good man, did some shady shit over the weekend but they can't reach me here. So I'm reeeal good
>>57391964
I don't know what you're going for but I don't know anyone who counselling has worked for
>>57391964
Congrats dude.
Hope you can keep holding your spaghetti enough to make progress.
>>57392371
Ahh, that's what you get for taking sneks into bathrooms
>>57395436
That's not what it's about but....sure, why not.
is it true that jamaica has their own fucking language
jamaica wtf
Waves won't die
>>57399442
what
>>57400621
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jamaican_Patois
play the first sound clip to the right
>"Me no understand ...?????????"
where does it go from here
>>57400700
I only got that and ''...with the dreads''.
I knew someone who spoke just like this. Weird as fuck. Can't understand at all.
>>57384374
clean your stove,looks tasty tho
>>57390723
you are weird
What in the everloving fuck is wrong with Dipcon causing me to
be in traffic for over 45min
>>57400700
>Jamaican Patois
>Native to Panamá, Costa Rica
>>57376243
Is it possible to get everything you get in The Netherlands in Aruban supermarkets?
Might be one of the easiest ways for my to move to the Caribbean since it's European
>>57401331
Lel
>>57400916
You get used to it after a while but even I don't
understand sometimes.
>>57402876
bumping with 6 pack of Toblerone
>>57400700
they tried to teach us this in comm studies. i dont get it and dont see the point
How come no french caribbean posters?
>>57400990
Sup Jimmy?
>ITT people who stayed inside so long they don't know what dialect is
>>57405011
>person teaching communication studies
>is not communicating properly
oh I am laughing Onii-senpai
>>57405145
Dipcon and their traffic shit pissed me off
contract is up so I am at home
>>57405280
it gets even more interesting because the person teaching communication studies is communicating properly about 'improper' communication
a true cluster fuck if ive ever seen one
Which of your qt countries isnt filled with ameriblubber tourist traps?
>>57406076
Haiti
>>57406492
kek
>>57405461
True sadness
>>57406076
Trinidad, you might get killed though that is the treade off
Driving test in 2 weeks and I can barely drive
How fucked am I ??
>>57407784
just remember to redline and drop clutch for max respect
you should be fine if you remember the traffic rules. i was shaking like a leaf with parkinsons for both tries. failed the first because hillstarts in a lonotorque learner car requires somewhat steady clutch control and my shaking registered on all seismographs in the area
you can do it
>>57407784
Just carry $800 cash and bribe the guy administering the test. Worked for my cousin, but that was in 2010. I have no idea what the going rate is nowadays.
>>57408008
I'm going to practise everyday until that day.
>>57408026
Don't wanna pay the bribe.
>>57408008
>and my shaking registered on all seismographs in the area
omg that's hilarious, i'm sorry for laughing
>>57408128
>Don't wanna pay the bribe
This was your first mistake
>>57408128
Not indulging in corruption from time to time is unpatriotic desu.
>>57408170
I can new eat and drink myself into a coma
>>57408146
it gets worse. when i did my motorcycle test i could barely stand afterwards (jelly legs) and my brother had to park the bike(both doing the test)
>>57408128
good on you for wanting to do it properly
>>57408249
daquf is qrong with your palm
>>57408249
>plastic place mats
triggered not even kidding
>>57408873
meh...
>>57408836
what about it?
>>57405071
Because France, literally, has these worst colonies.
>>57406492
Haiti has a surprising number of hotels and resorts that are safe for blancs, just never leave them.
>>57407784
>Anime shitposter
You are eternally fucked.
>>57409021
>what about it?
Literally nothing.
Anyways I'm just smashed enough of gin to come here, how is /carib/ doing tonight // this morning?
howdy all
Mornin /crab/
What's news today?
why is this the chillest general on /int/? have caribean people transcended shitposting?
>>57415760
>have caribean people transcended shitposting?
Not exactly, since when a few posters venture outsied the general, they are notorious funposters.
It's just that here it's slow and easy thread, chillposting encouraged.
>>57405071
In order of third worldness it goes
British Colonies >>>>>>>>>>>> Spanish Colonies >> Portuguese Colonies >>> Dutch Colonies>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> French Colonies
This is true not only in the Caribbean but the world over also
>>57415682
>Election thing still going on
>Vincentian students in Venezuela are getting rekt
>They say the airport would be ready by June but I doubt
>>57415760
Not all the time,just most of the time
Is Bulgaria nice?
good rare flags
>>57423916
>Election thing still going on
Jesus
>Vincentian students in Venezuela are getting rekt
Why?
here:
>Govt bank is fucked. Shitstorm due tot the fact that they kept operating when they should not, and did not disclose that fact.
>Government is getting sued by companies and individuals since they don't want to pay denbts (or at least want to delay it)
etc.
>>57424012
rare
i demand all of you small ass countries to recognize the republic of kosovo as a country asap.
>>57424289
My country has more ppl than yours lmao.
Also what's the point, we are not a country anyways (((
>>57424113
http://www.iwnsvg.com/2016/04/03/vincy-students-meeting-it-rough-in-venezuela/
>>57424370
all you needa do is go talk to whoever is responsbile for your country and ask em to send the government of kosovo a telegram saying that they recognize us as a country
my government would reward your ass with millions of dollars
>>57424457
>USA
>Listening to anything we say ever, or granting anything we ever ask.
We wish that was the case.
>my government would reward your ass with millions of dollars
This would be nice.
>>57424448
Shit, sounds like they are having it quite tough.
Do you personally know someone that studies over there?
>>57424750
>kosovo
Nope most went to cuba the richer ones went to
the promised lands.
>>57425152
Venezuela*
They seem to be having fun more or less
>>57401471
Superfood sells Jumbo products. It's a Dutch supermarket chain.
>>57410932
>safe for blancs, just never leave them.
just like Jamaica
>>57424012
r a r e
a
r
e
>>57424289
i love Kosovo
based solely on their Miss Universe performances
>this thread
>>57430491
I have a tiny souvenir from Croatia
>>57427055
>safe for blancs, just never leave them
We have islands for that
>/carib/ is finally slow
Make /carib/ Dead Again!
>>57437531
tfw rampant animeposting chased all the normies away
>>57437817
Ohohohohohooo
>>57437817
Hopefully we won't go back to the days of no threads for weeks.
spent all morning looking for a picture I downloaded
ages ago, I find the files related to it but not the original thing
>desustorage has the post but not the image
FUCKING HELL!
>>57438800
What's the image about?
Also nice numbers senpai
>>57438960
It was about Larry !cRAckErsW2 he is a cyborg from /r9k/ with
jungle fever. He kept/keeps meticulous records of all the women, he slept with
>age
>height
>race (mostly black for him)
>cup size
>face and body rating
>what he did with them etc.
I found a picture of the blank template, I have the template...I have my filled out version of it
(not a much as him tho) but I can't find the original.
>>57438960
Found it now
>>57438266
I'll do my best.
Also went driving today, still fuck up my turns.
Okay with The Panama papers leaking, how screwed are we?
I'm already making bug out plans
>>57439632
>>57439989
I thought normies were shunned in /r9k/
>>57440054
How do you fuck up a turn?
also, maya looking mighty qt in the new games.
>>57440131
Kinda screwed, but not as screwed as we are. We did not even need leeks to collapse our government.
>>57440547
I hope you have a bug out plan and or a Shotgun.
>>57441000
#checked
I have both senpai.
>>57440547
Finally made the switch to ccd0 + oneechan.
It's quite good actually, I just need to do something about the font.
For the rest the import from appchan worked fine.
Line width is too much.
And maybe redo the colors.
Also let's see if the file renamer is able to hide my source for memes.
>>57440299
>Turn
>mash brakes
>turn steering wheel too much
>too much gas and go in the middle of the road
Mayoi looks cute! Lipstick looks good.
Iris cuando?
>>57440299
Well nomies don't have spreadsheets
He is a cyborg he is like the blade of /r9k/
>>57440131
Duuno you had >4000 "companies" so I really
don't know
>>57441148
what?
>>57441148
Nice. What's wrong with the colors? wine worked alright.
it worked!
>>57441221
The cutest.
next game.
>>57441135
>I have both
Remember it's better to be tried by the twelve than carried by the six.
>>57441463
I'm not that crazy thou.
Also I only birdshot shells, so no one will actually (probably) die if I shoot em!
>>57441933
I know, but what I'm saying is if there is looting and someone breaks in to your house you must defend yourself.
>>57441221
When I was in Trinidad I got made fun of for watching anime.
>>57442273
You were with the wrong people fampai
>>57441354
You aren't using scripts to enhance your 4chan user experience™?
>>57441444
They aren't exactly the same as they were before.
music fest about to kick off. line of sight of my house. gonna be a long fucking night.
i do enjoy anime quite a bit
>>57442661
10/10 view tho
>>57442926
yeh iz decent view. i overlook st georges.
>>57442043
I can. I will.
>>57442581
I see.
>>57442661
Nice view indeed.
>>57442833
cool dude.
>>57442661
Dat view.
What are the flags in the harbour?
France and China?
>>57442661
fuck that looks nice, venue is small as fuck tho
Went through hell today....I hate school now
Sup you beautiful bastards?
>>57443313
Its one of their "mobile" stages. they have a bunch of different things around the island over the next week.
>>57443280
flags.. dunno. i never really look.
>>57442581
>You aren't using scripts to enhance your 4chan user experience™?
Nope pretty much stock everything,I usually have things as bare bones as possible
>>57442661
>I know where you live.jpeg
>>57443353
Trying to see if my ex is dtf but she is a "mom" now so things are difficult
>>57442661
Jelly of that view bro.
My views are of my neighbours houses. Everyone's kids are at least 10 years older than me, no girls.
The other house next to me is unoccupied for now. I'm hoping a qtpa2t moves in.
>>57443353
What happened?
I'm ok. Boring day. Nothing has happened today,
>>57444656
plz no reap
>>57445436
ive done my share of wall viewing. chin up pal.
>>57443353
Que paso hermano?
what the fuck is up with all these flags in this thread
4chan posters from random islands in the middle of nowhere with 7 people living?
>>57445687
>Lithuania
RARE
>>57445687
Hehehe fuck you
>rare is love and good for the eyes
>>57445687
rare
>with 7 people living
b-but mine has more people than yours!
>>57445687
I miss the Lithuanian that used to post in the early
days of /carib/ that used to lament about not having
good bananas.
>>57445667
I promise nothing
HOLY FUCK M8S I STRUCK GOLD
My university is probably going to protest for eleven days, what a shithole. On unrelated notes, do any of you guys know good places for trekking and camping?
>>57445863
>>57445876
and how do you fuckers even speak english? and know about 4chan?
is this website that famous in 2016 or is there a percentage of your 7 people population that are weirdos and visit weird pages?
>>57446646
>speak english
>Be ruled by the British for nearly all of recorded history
>does not know why we speak english
>2016
I've been here since 2005 fampai, just not on /int/
>percentage of your 7 people population that are weirdos and visit weird pages?
This is pretty much it
>>57446646
>and how do you fuckers even speak english?
Education is free, Lukas. Every once in a while someone takes advantage of it and pays attention to it.
>>57446646
>and how do you fuckers even speak english?
we would ask you the same
>>57447123
"""""""""""""Free""""""""""""""
>>57444656
Man, I tried that once. Her bf tried to kick my ass though. #givingnofucks
>>57445545
Did a 40 page assignment in 4 hours. Also tried to get a bj in the girls bathroom. Didn't end well
>>57445676
Nothing went well hombre
>>57447659
Lel......"single mom"
>>57447258
well firstly I'm not from a rare flag country that has random detailed shit drawn on it (like grenada).
>>57446919
that seems cool as fuck, but how the hell did you even come across this website? aren't you guys mostly busy playing jamaican songs from the 80s in taxi cabs or whatever?
any british virgin island posters
>>57446646
English is the most basic language. It's a free +1 in languages you know when someone asks.
>>57447777
>quads
The best ones, when you break down the independent woman bullshit and then they start doing everything to please you....seen it happen. Makes me excited
>>57447848
Well, people here do a lot of nothing and the stuff you just said. Most people heard about it though, I accidentally got here back in 08 while looking for anime
>>57448315
curacao - it exists? Saint Vincent AND the Grenadines? fucking hell your country has 5 words. do you say all of them when telling people where you're from.
>>57447848
>but how the hell did you even come across this website?
A friend from England showed it to me and I was hooked ever since
>aren't you guys mostly busy playing jamaican songs from the 80s in taxi cabs or whatever?
I very rarely listen to music from the Caribbean outside of carnival time
it's mostly black metal,deathcore and electroswing for me
>>57448349
You're a bad person for doing this,I do the opposite....I do corrupt the church girls though
>>57448463
No we say St.Vincent,SVG or Vincy for short
>>57448463
No but on an unrelated note are you a manlet(5'10>you)?
>>57448606
They lick your ass....or so I heard from a friend. Definitely never tried that with someone's baby mom.....
>>57448795
I'm 6'3-6'4 in feet
just seems weird seeing people from mystic countries.
are you guys black or what?
>>57448795
I wouldn't do that to this girl, she was the lighthouse in the storm that was my life
we only broke up because we went to uni.
>>57448964
as the midnight sky, I posted my arm in this tread already
>>57448964
You must get mired being that tall in Europe. But yeah man I'm black, and it's OK.
>>57449129
I hope she's dtf. Just don't get attached or finessed. #HOT movement represent
>>57446366
cabrón ni lo fucking menciones, aquí ya quieren hacer huelga mira no puñeta yo que tengo viaje cerca de la fecha de finales
>>57446646
>and how do you fuckers even speak english?
be invaded by americans for 100+ years
>>57448964
>well firstly I'm not from a rare flag country that has random detailed shit drawn on it (like grenada).
heard you talking shit
>>57448463
>he's never heard of Saint Helena, Ascención and Tristan de Cunha
>>57449730
R A R E
A
R
E
>>57448964
The Caribbean region long been described as a melting pot based on the multiplicity of races and ethnic groups which have one way or another come to call it home.
>http://ufdcimages.uflib.ufl.edu/CA/00/40/02/47/00001/PDF.pdf
>2 years of Caribbean Studies have peppered me for this
>>57451040
>Caribbean Studies
I hated that muddacunt subject and dropped it as soon as I was able to
>>57451153
It's mandatory here.
Also Pres got downgraded so I had to repeat it :L
Fucking cunts
>>57451211
I really hated the "culture" shit that they kept forcing me to learn, I give zero
shits about culture in general.
Only Communications studies is mandatory here
>>57451590
For CAPE*
FINALLY HOME EDITION
>>57451651
oh god no, he's back
>>57452078
delet this
Went for a walk. Saw some gringo fall of his bicycle trying to hop over tho the sidewalk lmao.
I just have to make it to the end of the month and I can finally leave my shitty job.
I'm almost there
where do you work?
>>57453293
I won't name the place, but it's the worst security firm in the country. The one infamous how much their workers quit.
>>57453254
You will make it brah.
What;s your salary?
>>57453414
wew lad
>>57453420
It's literally minimum wage, 5.27 an hour.
They've lost a few contacts due to how little they pay us, in fact some contractors send bonuses to the company to give to us but the firm pockets the money (that's according to "veteran" at this firm) that's how they lost another contract.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/why-backlash-to-this-racist-gap-ad-is-complicated_us_57027254e4b0daf53af01148
why are american black women so angry /carib/
>>57453741
the funniest part is that i looked at the picture and didnt think 'thats racist' but 'someone will get mad at this'
ameriblacks seem to be bored and looking for excitement
>>57453741
They have nothing better to do, so they protest non issues instead of addressing the real issues like this fella right here >>57453620
who's getting exploited for 5 bucks an hour and needs to kill his boss ASAP.
How was your day
why dont we take all the black americans
and push them
somewhere
ELSE
>>57453852
that's the same thought I had.
I wish these people got something better to complain about. they're making me look bad
>>57453959
day was alright. talked to the counsellor, scheduled our meetings. she was wearing a cross and made me pray before the session but she seemed very kind.
also started talking to a qt at school today. how'd life treat you today
>>57453968
Like where Antarctica?
>>57453741
A combination of boredom, poor upbringing and low intelligence >>57453959
I'll get back at them by superseding them at life, then all my small minded coworkers(who are mostly middle age men in their fifties and sixties that make same the amount as me) will see the world is bigger than some crappie security firm.
>>57453741
Because Dominica-chan people are cunts
>>57454221
>made me pray before the session
Man I would have trolled the fuck out of her
>>57454221
>made me pray before the session
what do they expect that to achieve
>>57453968
No, they are ok where they are right now.
>>57454221
>she was wearing a cross and made me pray before the session
wew, did she wanted you to relax for something?
>but she seemed very kind.
That;s what matter I guess.
>also started talking to a qt at school today.
nice
>how'd life treat you today
boring ass day, nothing happened except for >>57452407
>>57454299
You will never supersede them at anything if you keep getting exploited at the end of the day. Convince everyone getting paid crap over there to unionize.
>>57454574
There are very few young people here(at this company) they are old and stupid and set in their ways. They'd rather complain about being in a dark room than to light up a candle. The only future in this company is to get out before you've wasted your youth.
There is a guy who joined at twenty four years old, he's now forty and is still the same rank as me and makes the same pay as me a guy who just got out of high school a few years ago.
>>57454802
Sounds like everywhere in the caribbean actually
>>57454454
>>57454543
not as in she forced me to, she just does it customarily I suppose. I don't mind doing it.
>>57454574
well hey, at least it wasn't you falling off
>>57455743
seems weird tho
>>57453968
>>57454299
USA did do that, it's called Liberia
>>57456865
And it was and still is...shit
>>57454802
Many of the caribbeans Dont care much for progress. Just having something is a good thing.
Why are there so many dumb people in the world /carib/ ?
Ignore my fedora. People are pretty fucking stupid.
>>57457439
pretty easy to see it when you consider that half of the population is more retarded than the average person
here's a fedora since i feel it is necessary for this kind of shit
>>57453968
Some black Americans can be pretty bro-tier, yeah, but I agree that the culture overall is a lot more violent and toxic than White American culture.
Gotta change that over time though, make them as chill as /carib/ blacks. Sending them to Africa will just being out their inner nig.
>>57457439
Help them better themselves
hey guys, what are your thoughts on the panama papers?
>>57463523
Panama is /lat/ not /carib/ tßh lad
Business idea: white people
Does anyone from Guyana ever post in here?
My grandparents are Guyanese + I'm tryna collect rare flags
>>57464740
it is still /carib/ thou.
>>57463523
further confirmed something many already knew.
>>57466627
solid plan i guess.
>>57466734
wew lad
wew
Thanks for all the cool flags guys
>>57466734
They commented on /sp/ when /carib/ won the cricket the other day, pretty rare though
Is anyone here? Guess not
>>57469972
I'm here.
>>57470069
Hey bro, I thought you'd be at school/work. Sup man?
>>57470308
I don't do any of those.
I'm just at the doctors office waiting to be called in. Got no sleep last night so I feel like ass.
How about you bro?
>>57470521
Man I'm ditching school today to do some laundry then watch some hxh. Pretty boring desu. I went the last 2 days without sleep, I know the feel
>>57470632
>then watch some hxh
Is it true Naruto rip off a few elements from Hunter x Hunter?
>>57470632
Sounds chill desu. Doing laundry is relaxing for some reason. I have not watched anything in like a week
>>57470921
Yeah, they did do the tournament arc better than hxh(in my opinion) but that's it. Hxh is better than naruto as a whole save for that one arc(chunin exams)
>>57471052
All my detergent is done so I gotta use powdered soap...maan it's gonna be a long laundry day
>>57463523
There will be no fallout here from it because people
in this country are mostly stupid.
>>57457439
people don't like to think very hard about things
wew lads, I just came to int because I started getting proofs of my rare flags, didn't expect to get so many flags
Never change you cunts I could never locate on a map
>>57472269
East of Central America
>>57472269
Only rare if we post on /pol/ or /sp/
Crazy roads out here
>>57457017
>>57456865
To be fair, Liberia was a very beautiful and successful country up until about the 70's.
Then commies showed up and ruined everything for everyone forever, just like in Rhodesia.
>>57474574
fellow jamaica poster!
>>57476352
hey man, where have you been?
there was an international market in my city today lads
got myself some churros with chocolate, pretty nice but I feel fat as fuck now
>>57476666
here
where r u located?
>>57476882
Mandeville, chilling with the old folks. pls dont stalk. where you at man?
>>57477175
kingston
mandeville seems chill but feels a bit too 'country' 4me
>>57477403
Cool, i actually live in kingston(utech) but my grandparents live here. The people here in mandeville are pretty douchey "yankee boy" god i hate old people
classes got cancelled because the water service in Mayashit has been out for 24 hours already
this shithole doesn't function without water
>>57466734
guyana is a shithole
>>57477570
ayy, i go to utech too
its shit ;_;
>>57477633
cnn running ads telling people to not give you money
>>57477803
>cnn running ads telling people to not give you money
they w0t?
>>57477803
I'm transferring out at the end of the semester :p...maybe we've met before. You play any sports here man?
>>57478024
>You play any sports
lol no im fat.i ride a str8piped white bike tho. dunno if youve seen me
>>57477986
>stop congress from bailing out pr
We made it on liveleak lads.
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d33_1459803776
>>57478414
Nah, I haven't I spend a lot of my non class time off campus
>>57478460
I wonder if it happened in Florida
>Florida
Everytime
>>57479583
Sup man?
>>57480016
Went dicking about in Kingstown
I saw cosmic equilibrium at work senpai.
The best looking girls were hood/getto as fuck, I was saddened by this realization for a bit.
>>57481805
That's how it is in this region, btw i was in your island last year, i like it a lot. Can we swap?
>>57482199
>i like it a lot.
Did you stay on the south windward side or the Grenadines? That is
the only way I can see someone liking this place.
>>57477633
I am quite aware of that laddie
>>57482285
No, i got a cousin going to school here she took me to dark view and la soufriere and that place the pirates of the caribbean scene was shot. a couple other spots on the leeward side beacause her friend lives there. You're the one from leeward right? the beach pics guy?
>>57482455
there* fucking google keyboard
>>57482455
Both Vincentians that post here are from the Leeward side I post beach pics
from south windward,south leeward and the grenadines the other guy posts
beaches from North leeward.
>no Grenadines
You missed out man
>>57482842
Nah, actually spent a weekend there(i came with my grandparents and they love chill sots). Pretty expensive, spent like 3 grand down there but it was fun. My uncle lives in kingstown, you guys really like dancehall lol
>>57481805
Why would you go to Kingston? Or Jamaica in general? couldn't you find what they have in safer islands?
>>57482975
>Pretty expensive
Yea that's how they roll down there,but that place is kewl
>dancehall
I despise that kind of music but most people here love it
>>57483682
Kingstown is the capital of St.Vincent
Kingston is the capital of Jamaica
is it worth to immigrate to your countries if I have the money
>>57483795
Depends.
Do you like blacks?
>>57483790
My bad, I misread.
>>57483844
i don't mind niggers in their natural environment
>>57483795
The Caribbean is nice to visit but you don't ever want to live here
There are a couple german families that immigrated here during the
war. Their children/grandchildren went full blanda though.
>>57483795
If you want to retire, sure. Money will last you a long time, in some of the islands anyway. But if you're young, I wouldn't strongly recommend against it. It's still largely 3world shit tier with a lot of delinquency, and Dont expect to get paid well if you are looking for a job. I'm sure you'd get bored of being there after a while if your expectations are high enough
>>57484159
would* strongly recommend against it
>>57483712
Not to me, I like the locals and the girls like my accent :) and while i understand why you would hate dancehall why do so many people there like it
>>57484415
I have no idea, I hated it from the first time I heard it. I guess it's the
same reason the Americans love rap and hip-hop.
Missed driving practice today cuz lazy. Parents are pissed. Lel.
>>57483795
Nah
>>57484996
bad analogy but i see what you're saying. I love your island still and your women. They're not as bad as you imply. Swap pls. SVG is pretty dope, i might come there for carnival after my semester ends
What did /carib/ have for lunch?
>>57485144
Well I hate this place with the intensity of a thousand suns so my hate my skew my perspective
Our carnival might be our only redeeming quality
>>57485972
subway meat ball sandwich with pineapple
>>57485972
patties
>>57485972
>subway meat ball sandwich
pinapple is great thou.
>>57485972
KFC, it was awful
>>57486196
It's nice man, chill. Comfy island life right there?
>>57486224
is that a jamiacan thing, or just straight up a meat patty
>>57486434
>KFC, it was awful
boycott places that serve chicken.
On a side not I saw Digicel advertising VR at their office
it looked cool but there were too many people and I knew
the models so they would kind of get annoying.
>>57486361
But it's tasty
>>57486434
Depending on what you want to do I guess, I want to do the cool science
but nobody here want to do it or listen to scientists.
>>57486487
Jamaican patties are G.O.A.T!
>>57486574
>tfw I cleared an entire room for when my Vive arrives in late june.
I'm fucking excited! Who VR soon here?
>But it's tasty
Doesn't look like it is desu.
>Jamaican patties are G.O.A.T!
What are they?
>>57486558
It was my grandparents, they took me to town for lunch. I only grill my chicken, need to stay in shape. You know what i mean
>>57486574
Well, i'm american so im leaving this place in august but I'd enjoy retiring in vincy land. Nice and small, thots loving my accent, comfy beaches.
>know the models
Did you go balls deep in them?
>>57486725
>What are they?
They are flaky something like baklava or some other pastries
>>57486918
>Did you go balls deep in them?
They are all gold diggers and I am poor,they are my friends and all but I would
not go after those vipers,I have seen first hand what they can do to a man.
>>57487751
It's like you're meeting all the bad women, I met some nice ones, other vincy knows some, what gives man?
>>57488093
>I met some nice ones, other vincy knows some
It's all a matter of time until they reveal their true selves, I have seen
their dark hearts.
>Just remembered that I hate fucked one of them
I have a thing for supreme bitches, I don't know why.
>>57488763
You're a god among men anon
>>57488863
No really, I was just super angry with here and she got turned on
never happened again though.
>>57489827
What could she have done for it to end up like that?
>>57490099
>She was leading one of my friends on with the end goal of getting him to buy an iphone for her
>I being a bredrin, alerted to my friend and he ducked out and I was a little angry with her
>I was at her house (she lives close to the gym) and she was a bit pissy about it
>she goes to hit me in a semi-serious fashion and I grab her wrist and it escalated from there
>>57491152
I laughed
>>57483682
>he thinks kingstown is Jamaica's capital
Domi education ladies and gents
has /carib/ ever kissed a girl?
>>57485972
elbow pasta in alfredo sauce with chicken breast sautéed in olive oil, pepper and soy sauce
made it myself
>>57491536
I always go to a club on new year's eve and kiss someone as the bells ring in on midnight.
As for actually in relationships, only kissed one girl. Did it quite a lot of times though.
>>57491384
A vincentian gym? You people don't seem like one for the melodrama
>>57491409
Your water back?
>>57491536
Yep, I've also paid them to kiss one another
Sup lads
>>57485972
didn't have lunch today :^(
>>57491536
yeah, it's pleasant
>>57491687
>>57491791
>>57491865
>I wont kiss someone in my lifetime
>>57491680
Sounds nice. poor chickens (((
>>57491536
many times.
>>57491865
How you doin fairy?
>no lunch
why?
>>57491791
>A vincentian gym
Yes,back when I had hope, I used to go religiously
I was the stereotypical ottermode Caribbean guy
>>57491536
yes
>>57491536
My first kiss was with my cousin when I was 12,
she was sixteen.
she also took my virginity a few weeks later.
>>57491938
I haven't been here in a while but aren't you 6'6? That's a huge advantage unless you're a tard which i doubt. If you got a sister, nail her friends, worked well for most guys i know now
>>57492098
Kek
>>57492211
I can't get into ottermode man, I got broad as hell shoulders plus i'm an endomorph, if i stop working out i'll be fat again. Do you have a diet plan you followed?
>>57491938
do not worry battle brother, we will conquer it
I believe in you
you're tall and a weeb, that can get you very far with girls
>>57492334
>but aren't you 6'6?
yeah
>unless you're a tard
nah, I just get really nervous and I don't know what people like to do these days so I can relate or hold a conversation of similar interests
>If you got a sister, nail her friends, worked well for most guys i know now
eh
>>57492414
lets hope
>>57492334
>If you got a sister, nail her friends, worked well for most guys i know now
this never worked for me, and I have 3 sisters.
>>57492153
I'm fine, been really stressed lately though, idk why
Just ate a big breakfast and waited for dinner
>>57492414
>tall and weeb
god-tier combo desu :^)
>>57491938
Welcome to the club.
>>57492295
Top fucking kek right here
>>57492414
Hey man you're back home. Nice, so how was America?
>>57492446
>eh
I'll take that as you're thinking about it. Unless she's a minor, in which don't even think about it
>>57492543
But are there friends hot though? We need to know these things
>>57492295
That's hot
>>57492334
>endomorph
stop this meme please
>>57492543
how's your life these days anyways?
I still miss /ref/ :^(
>>57492334
>diet plan you followed
Not really, I stayed away from all processed stuff. I was also extremely active
Ran 5 miles everyday and 10 miles every other day
Swam half hour every day
Gym every other day
Best days of my life but then the darkness came and ended it
>>57492701
She's two years older than I am but her friends never came over and I never got to meet them (except one) because she mostly went to their homes. She's off to uni now so the chances are pretty much gone
>>57492414
but he's gay
>>57492701
>Hey man you're back home.
That is not original Dominica,it's his qt counterpart
>>57492555
That sucks.
What did chu eat for dinner?
>>57492701
Well, one of them never introduced me to her friends because she was just like me and had no friends, the other one did not because she hates me and thought I would creep her friends out.
But the one that did did have some hot ass friends. They called me cute and stuff. It was great.
>>57492773
well, we have two camps still up just so you know. one is somewhat alive.
I'm alright. Things seem to be looking up on my side.
How about you?
>>57492446
so, do you have your eyes on anyone anon
>>57492555
it's the best possible combo, you really shouldn't waste it
also, checked
>>57492701
I'm fem Dominica. nice to meet you
>>57492865
I'm sure he kind find a degenerate weeb on scruff or something too
you just have to broaden your horizons
>>57492970
went to some italian restaurant, me and my dad was too lazy to make dinner
>one is somewhat alive
the secret one PK made?
haven't been there yet
>>57492773
I've been playing sports most of my life, didn't lose weight until i moved here and started lifting. How?
>>57492811
Wow, dude you were in nba shape with this stuff
>>57492838
Well, as a weeb you shall find your weeb qt or a tourist with a bbc fetish. either or at this point
>>57492914
She's hot? You guys know what each other look like? I missed a lot of stuff...damn
>>57492970
The last one sounds nice
>>57493045
Nice to meet you. So what do you guys do in Dominica for fun or is it like SVG?
>>57492748
Yep, it would also explain why I choose Camilla in FE Fates
>>57493053
>went to some italian restaurant, me and my dad was too lazy to make dinner
heh, what did you guys have?
>the secret one PK made?
yep.
>>57493045
not really
>>57493213
seems that way
>>57493420
>italian restaurant
wanna guess?
link please
>>57493213
>nba shape with this stuff
It was weird because after a while I stopped sweating and
my heartrate was like 47bpm
>>57493213
>She's hot? You guys know what each other look like?
No and mostly no, I know what FF looks like
she has a cute voice white Aruba has the sexy voice
>>57493508
oh ok, I get it now lol.
https://archive.whatisthisimnotgoodwithcomputers.com/
>>57493591
and this nigga had a based voice.
>>57493591
y-you do?
>>57493496
how many of these pictures do you have?
>>57493591
Is that why you stoped working out?
>cute voice
where is aruba? and the cute voice thing....when did this happen? Was there a vocaroo thread?
>>57493213
we have stuff going on around carnival time and independence season
other than that there's jack shit to do. unless you like hiking and diving and shit, then you might like it
>>57493933
vocaroo thread was a week or two ago
>>57493933
>how many of these pictures do you have?
798
>>57494017
I can do that stuff here but are you a lightskin girl? I heard there are literally no darkskin girls in Dominica, and the Dominicans here are lightskinned.
>vocaroo thread already happened
What does the bahamian weeb sound like?
>>57494051
Jesus man
>>57491536
No. I am kissless 20 year old virgin. Once touched my niece budding breasts though.
