Invited : Non-Ruffians
Not invited: Ruffians
first for /balt/ and /ausnz/
2nd for mio
>>57493665
Yep
>>57493933
No, my dreams were violently crushed into dust
>>57494562
plz no
>>57494527
>What does the bahamian weeb sound like?
I'll drop a vocaroo once my new headset gets here, old one was pretty pitiful
>>57494638
but how
>>57494562
OH YEAH
>>57494638
>plz no
too late
your overlords have arrived
>>57494548
>>57494548
Who here's getting VR now?
I'm gonna hold off till they improve the technology in how many how many years.
Also because i'm poor and can't afford anything
>>57493045
scruff sucks
>>57493665
everyone knows what you look like
>>57494638
sorry to hear that family
>>57494801
use your phone
>>57494893
What is this flag?
>>57494527
>>>57494017 (You)
>I can do that stuff here but are you a lightskin girl? I heard there are literally no darkskin girls in Dominica, and the Dominicans here are lightskinned.
whoever told you that lied
I'm pretty darkskinned
there are lots of cute shabine girls but there are darker girls too
unless your idea of darkskinned = pitch black from the forests of congo
>>57495022
what do you use then
I only know about scruff because the guy I talk to from DR uses it
>>57494805
You posted a picture of you at some anime thing
or am I remembering incorrectly?
>>57494844
Are you going to contest Tobago again?
>>57494893
yep.
Already shelled out the big bux for the Vive.
>>57493665
everyone does dude.
>>57495100
Grindr
Jack'd
Hornet
Tinder
i do enjoy anime quite a bit
>>57495023
>Unfortunately, recording is not currently possible as iPhone and other devices have decided not to allow in-browser microphone access
I get a plugin error on my phone
>>57495328
same
>>57495328
that's cool dude.
>>57495294
are those dating apps?
I'm scared of putting my info on the internet for anyone to see, specially on such sites. Do you use them?
>>57495100
>qt dominican dark skin girls
What a time to be alive. Your friends must be pretty hot.
>>57495373
>iphone
Well now we know
>well now i have a reason to lurk /carib/ again
>>57495575
I actually have a galaxy s5
>>57495126
oh yeah that old con picture
do you have it by any chance? I can't find it :^(
>>57495328
yeah man that's cool
>mfw university strike-fag got BTFO
See, when there's more people in the assembly other than social science fags, they always get fucked. We did it Business Administration/Chemistry/Psychics bros!
>>57495294
grindr better than scruff? hm
I wish lesbians had shit like that. I've found 2 and they both look like shit
>>57495546
they are dating/hookup apps, yea
>>57495575
my friends are alright, the one I've been ogling is like... medium toned I'd say. not particularly shabine but kind of
there are some very pretty darkskinned girls though
but there are lots of fat dark whores too
>>57495621
You do know you have to record the file, then upload it to vocaroo right?
>>57495844
>ogling
>gril
>other grils
Wait....am i missing something here?
>>57495716
Naw I don't have it
>>57495840
what?
>>57495840
What happened? I heard people were going on strike I did not read about why there were planning on doing it.
>>57495844
have you found qts in those apps?
>>57495935
She plays for the other team senpai
Is it okay if my girlfriend is 4'10 and I am 6'2? My friends are making fun of me and calling me a cradle breaker.
>>57495935
>Wait....am i missing something here?
wew
She's looking for the purest kind of love mang.
>>57495996
I'm in the same position.
They are just jelly because they are manlets/don't have qt short girl.
>>57495996
I'm 6'0 and my gf is 4'11
It really isn't a problem
>>57495840
>solo Artes y Ciencias y Administración de empresas
IUPI eres tú?
>>57495989
>>57496037
Damn....at least there's aruba but...I thought she had a cute....never mind
>>57495996
Your kid will be a midget but other than that, nope. It's hard finding girls for tall guys like us
>>57495937
>>57495958
Only 3 out of 11 universities of the public college decided to do pity strikes (48-72 hours). The main college student that wanted to strike got BTFO in the voting results at an student assembly getting only around 350 votes against 1400 votes against the strike. They where a lot of butthurt today, specially towards the collision of student on their last year.
>>57496238
my fuckbud was one of the hardcore pro-strike fags, he was raging on facebook so hard, pretty shameful desu
also, we are gonna vote on that next week, but since IUPI backed down we'll be safe
>>57495935
type 2 autism
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QdT9wYy8kM
no bully
>>57495996
>>57496041
wew lad
>>57496405
Sounds irish/10
>>57496193
Both of them are qt
>>57496334
>>57496238
A strike for what?
>>57496238
Ohh, I see.
But why were they planning on striking? What were the reasons?
>>57496405
You sound ok. Expected a more autistiscs voice desu.
>>57496334
>since IUPI backed down we'll be safe
This! It is amazing the pathetic hive mentality of these people. Here in Cayey they did the assembly at 5:00 PM just to see what would the IUPI would do. When they backed down, everyone went to their homes and did not had the necessary minimum 350 students to vote.
>>57496405
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0QdT9wYy8kM
>herga derga blrega blorg
50 replays later
>alright carib it's your black weeb friend what's good
>>57496405
sounds normal
>>57496533
>>57496531
the government owes the uni money
the government does not have money
the social sciences fags want the government to materialize nonexistent money
do I post like someone that you lot think would sound like an autist?
>>57496662
yus :^)
>>57496636
So the uni is fucked either way?
>>57495935
I play for both
>>57495958
nah, I'm not going to risk using them for now. word gets around quickly about things like that.
>>57496405
you sound like a qt
>>57496662
well the animeposting doesn't help
>>57496531
>>57496533
>A strike for what?
For nothing. These strikes have been around as long as the colleges themselves. They are used as a political tool by politicians. The PPD (Popular democratic party) funded the 2010's strike which was gigantic and did as much as the rest that we have had for 3 decades (nothing) . Now that that party rules, they obviously does not fund them, and the opposition neither gives then shit. It is the reason they have no leadership now. They hide behind economical crisis and shit, but that is just an excuse.
>>57496720
>>57496729
you know Im not sure what I expected when I asked
>>57496405
http://vocaroo.com/i/s03su2HC9I5G
>>57496531
You know this how? Is there something you're not telling us?
>>57496595
Guage the accent pls. Been here for over 3 years
>>57496662
>Post anime
>"I-I am autistic? :3:3:3"
What do you think, fellow islander?
>>57496739
Sounds like a shitty situation.
>They hide behind economical crisis and shit, but that is just an excuse.
But i'm sure our current situation has something to do with it somehow.
>>57496768
I'm sure you did.
>>57496778
idk, i think people might be able to tell
but ive lived here my entire life and people poke fun at the way i speak so im not the best judge
>>57496890
>implying anime is autistic
its very normie
>>57496729
>play for both
Isn't that dangerous in the Caribbean?
Is it true that you guys are low on toilet paper, or is that I just meme from here?
>>57496890
sounds like a super cool dude
>>57497121
no problems with tp acquisition desu
>>57497001
Not everywhere.
Here it's relatively safe I think, since I know plenty of homos who are doing just fine and are ok with showing it off in public.
>>57496636
Ohhhh,I see
>>57496778
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s03su2HC9I5G
www...what?
>>57497001
Yes
>>57497121
That's just Venezuela
>buying revolutionary tech immediately
>not letting the plebs deal with the first two waves of bugs
>>57497356
delete this
>>57497332
plebs won't buy into that due to the price. Only enthusiasts will buy the first wave near launch for the most part.
>>57497301
Are you the guy who touched his niece?
>go PR homos!
>>57497308
what about the vocaroo?
>>57497433
>Are you the guy who touched his niece?
Wait what?
>>57491536
Had my first kiss with my oneitis and I regret it entirely now.
>>57497527
The last thread, some PR said he touched his niece
>>57497433
>what about the vocaroo?
There were two voices, one of which sounds like me
>>57497547
why?
>>57497560
wew it was probably >>57497121
I only have a nephew and he's like a year old.
not a homo btw, that's WF.
>>57497547
why?
>>57497654
i knew the voice sounded familiar but i couldnt place it
>>57497654
A bunch of shit happened. Won't get into that today. But this is a message she sent my old best friend recently.
>"Trinibro was nicer to me and treated me well, much better than you. Maybe that's why I loved you more."
It's an abstract kind of feel to hear these things years later.
>>57497654
The first voice is my 13 year old cousin. She cool but I refuse to believe you sound like me
>>57497720
Don't buy into his bs
>>57497677
I know who white fag is. But that was the last post in my thread. Thought you were a weirdo. my bad man
>>57497429
>enthusiasts
That's what I meant by plebs. I'm sure they will be the ones to hack it to bring their Chinese cartoons waifus closer to...reality. Are yall getting it for that reason? You know that st Vincent nigga probably is
>>57497842
syrsly i remember the vocaroo he does sound like you
>i thought your cousin was you
>>57497560
It was me! She probably does not remember. I am not a child rapist or anything, even if it is cool at the moment.
>>57497842
good, wouldn't want someone in the internet to think I;m a weirdo or something ))
>>57497881
>That's what I meant by plebs
plebs don't buy such expensive things to spend months trying to get their waifu to show in VR just so you know.
>I'm sure they will be the ones to hack it to bring their Chinese cartoons waifus closer to...reality. Are yall getting it for that reason?
I-I'm getting it partly for that, no bully pls.
>>57496662
Nope
>>57497001
it is. I think in PR it is more accepted but that is the only place I know of, everywhere else it's a death wish.
that's why I'm moving to UK though
>>57497842
I thought the first voice was me for a second, jesus
>>57497332
I know one guy here who has a rift. pretty sure it's the only one here
>>57496405
literally not bahamian. impostor, get out
>>57498101
I knew trinibro would come through for me
>>57497839
I told you, I seeeen the darkness,my friend
>>57497842
I will post, when my neighbors shut the fuck up
>>57497881
I don't have a waifu, I like trannies...keep up man
>>57497988
maybe you shouldnt be so open about that
>>57498166
you can have a futa waifu, you know.
>>57497839
You can't trust hoes. Nice guy shit died in the 70s
>>57497954
Nah, he gotta post, I don't believe it
>he thought my cousin was me
I used her on omegle a lot...she's mulatto so we got her tricking mad people
>>57497988
greentext it
>>57498023
I know, cyberbullying slays
>>57498102
>UK
Cold over there, stay warm
>I thought the first voice was me for a second, jesus
Vocaroos when?
>>57498166
Cuss them. tap into your vincy agression and deliver
>>57498138
Im 100% bahamian my friend
Even after I move to the USA will I still be a /carib/com member?
>>57498261
>I used her on omegle a lot
......is she qt
>>57498238
Hmmm...that is true, if that were the case my
waifu would be the mom from Mama tama
>>57498261
>I used her on omegle a lot...she's mulatto so we got her tricking mad people
Going to need an explanation
>Cuss them. tap into your vincy agression and deliver
I only use that when dealing with liat
>>57498372
>she qt
>13
No anon,just no
>>57498389
>waifu would be the mom from Mama tama
I have photographic memory of it due to how many times I've read that.
>>57498372
>>57498389
She's an early bloomer so she looks 15 and I use her to prank dudes on omegle. Pretend to walk in on her and beat her up...stuff like that. We haven't done it in a while though.
>is she a qt
So i keep hearing
>>57498389
>dealing with liat
amen brother
>>57498437
hes the one putting her on omegle m8
also what would a 13yo be if not qt?
>>57498261
too lazy today, maybe later
>>57498562
this is how you guys get shot by girls' parents
>>57498261
>Be 14
>Sister ask me if I can take care of my niece
>I say ok
>She goes to work
>I play with her around the woods and plantain plants
>We get mud all over us
>We went to the river and skinny-dip there
>While we are putting our clothes on I pinch her titties
>Went back home
>Nothing else happened.
>>57498556
>she looks 15
Doesn't make it any better but it sounds like fun
>>57498562
Jailbait
>>57498648
bless up
>>57498664
how old was she?
>>57498678
it is, our grandparents think its weird though or maybe its because she's always in my room when im not there
>>57498648
>>57498678
>appreciating qt's is bad
>>57498664
this is bad
>>57498811
you can appreciate qt of any age but you must let it ripen
>>57498798
Ten. In a semi-related note, she did not had pubic hair. Weird, I believed girls would had a small bush down there by that time.
>>57498868
you're so nonchalant about it. I'd love to have a beer with you
>>57498490
It's is one of if not the best, there is another one "My daily life" or
something like that. I wish those kinds of girls existed in real life.
>>57498868
>>57498863
Slightly pedo
>>57498863
ripe fruit too squishy desu
>>57498868
breh
>>57498947
I doubt it. I am a full blown social retard. We would burn the conversation topics in five minutes and awkwardly shake hands ten minutes later. It already happened to me once.
>>57498998
is that the one with the sister?
>>57499156
After I've had a beer? I could talk to a potato when I drink
>>57499156
>It already happened to me once.
storytime?
>>57498166
*shrug
>>57498261
If anything I've become more cynical and anti-social since then. Progress ?
>>57499098
>ripe fruit too squishy desu
>>57499156
>It already happened to me once.
text it green
>>57499220
After one beer? You gotta work on your endurance bro.
>>57499325
I met a guy on my first semester of college. He wanted to meet up after class in the bar on the front of the campus. After I was there, we sat and talked about where we where from, from which school we came and what was we studying. That took about 5 minutes, then the total silence came. I could not articulate anything in my mind and after 10 minutes I said goodbye. I miss middleschool.
>>57499213
No, it was his school friend or soemthing
>>57495716
Do you remember when the con was? It might be in desustorage
>>57499336
If that's what you became then she won, don't let the bitch win
>>57499500
I don't get drunk but just holding a beer makes me feel comfortable. I can't get drunk from beer bro :(
>>57499500
i fell your pain fellow social retard
just today a guy wanted to talk to me about bikes and i started of the conversation being a defensive anxious cunt
>>57499589
I'm pretty happy with my life though.
>>57499671
Well that's all that matters
>>57499627
Now that I know you're the fat guy with the bike I'm gonna send some girls to you. Maybe make you sperg out. Watch out
>>57499746
p-pls no
>>57499746
I guess. I hope it continues like that when I go UWI.
>>57499500
Ohh wow.
I have that same problem, only sometimes I completely lock up and can't utter a single word, and other times I talk too much and people leave or just get creeped from that
>>57498664
>>57498868
ew
>>57499500
>I miss middle school
ew
>>57499823
>watch out
They're coming
>>57499878
It will, unless lots of work makes you sad
>>57499500
>middleschool
nonexistent level cannot be missed
primary schools are the golden years
>>57499213
My everyday life by uno makoto
>>57499878
Noice
>>57500142
kek'd
>>57500142
why u do dis
>>57500356
http://www.wikihow.com/Get-a-Girlfriend-When-You're-Autistic
I gotchu senpai
>>57500217
These girls are vicious man. This gon be good
>>57500356
It's sink or swim time. They're REALLY vicious, they'll pull you into the bathrooms and offer to suck your dick and blue ball you as a prank.
>watch out
>>57500142
hold on a min, next week is study week
>>57500416
>shave regularly
>wear clothes that 'fit'
nah im good
>>57500356
the guy I've been talking to is an autist but he's very charming, might meet up with him when I move
don't give up anon
>>57500555
So? Maybe you'll show up. I'm showing up. booty calls breh
>>57500630
Plus I have to go in on monday. Like I said, I wanna transfer out. Having meetings with the admins all month
>>57500579
>he's very charming, might meet up with him when I move
This is how people get killed
>>57500465
sweet dreams are made of this
does /carib/ listen to death grips
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Htl3XWUhUOM
I'm definitely retiring in one of the islands that's in the commonwealth. I'm half british half haitian and this northern climate has me fucked up. terrible dryness of the skin all throughout the winter.
>>57500579
>>57500555
http://vocaroo.com/i/s06Yh9EMEsdz
>tfw getting bad news at 9pm
Can't take it desu.
Gonna sleep now, sweet dreams /carib/
>>57500710
if this goes down...bruh
Are most of you guys afro-caribs?
>>57501146
;_;
Nassaubro's how does a shut in get his hands on some dank ass weed and some Xanax bars?
>>57501238
Im the darkskin king of /carib/
ama
>>57501146
I was not expecting that
>>57501238
Yes
>>57501117
Not really
>>57501188
Which it often does
>>57500142
Your phone is an hour fast
>>57501238
Most of us are.
I'm not, neither is FF, one of the Dutch islanders who was a White guy living overseas, or most PR and DR bros.
>>57501269
She's a nice girl
>>57501346
Deliver then. I haven't forgot
>>57501350
It's in EST. that's how a lot of my shows are listed.
>>57501238
I have no ethnicity.
And enough dilly-dallying, post comfy music.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LP6X0jTl78k
>>57501463
>that's how a lot of my shows are listed
You're pretty hardcore into TV, lad. I'm in the same timezone as Jamaica and I just convert in my head for TV.
>tfw when I was a kid I heard "new episode at eight seven central" and thought it meant 7:30
/me/
>>57501547
Well TV is the only thing I have that keeps me connected to america now so i gotta keep up. My old friends are kinda....dumbasses
>>57501306
Silk road. The only way to get drugs is to know people. I'm sure getting good weed in the carribbean can't be too hard.
>>57500710
I've met up with people from the internet before
I know enough to not get myself killed I think
>>57501146
i'll rass ya ass wit me lass
maybe tomorrow if I feel well
I've got a project to finish
What do you guys think about sailing around the Caribbean? I want to crew my own 25 footer with one or two friends and visit most of the english and french speaking islands.
>>57501618
>My old friends are kinda....dumbasses
Iktf, when I got into high school I lost all of my friends because they all became worthless stoners and I was stranded as some white boy with an abrasive sense of humor. Oh well, at least I got a good German education, lol.
What shows have you been watching lately? I almost never watch TV or movies, but some of the trailers I saw before Star Wars Episode VII looked really good.
>>57501661
Do your thing girl
>>57501764
I'm watching Star Wars rebel, flash, GoT reruns, LOTS of NBA, family guy, better call saul(dropped) and law and order
My friends didn't abandon me, they just wanna talk about the bitches they fuck and ask how's the weed and make stupid jamaica jokes
>>57501983
>better call saul
Is this good? I heard it was good and I'm quite picky when it comes to watching a show.
>LOTS of NBA
Did you see the UNC versus Villanova game?
>>57501661
>I've met up with people from the internet before
You are far braver than I will ever be
>>57501705
Some people do that but....pirates so be careful
>>57502088
Realistically, how hard would it be for me to get a gun? (by any means necessary) I own a handgun and I've spent enough time on the range to be able to handle myself, and the friend I'm bringing spent 3 years in the infantry. How bad of a problem are pirates in the carib?
>>57502060
better call saul is nice but i just stopped watching. sometimes its really slow but its still better than most shows out right now
>UNC vs Villanova
that buzzer beater was brutal but i did win my barbershop bet. made some comfy pocket change
>>57502088
vincy 4chan meet up when? I'll probably meet the other jamaican. Your turn
>>57502181
Maybe I'll give it a watch, just to try it out
>i did win my barbershop bet
Wish I had bet on it desu, I always root for the underdog and I might have made some nice money off of it. And yeah, that last minute was insane
>>57502173
>how hard would it be for me to get a gun?
You could probably ask the other vincentinan for one, if you kill a pirate
most people would say you should have shot them again just to be sure.
The pirates aren't bad but you should look around the various sailing websites
for info.
>>57502181
I'll probably never meet the other vincentian
>>57502287
I tell you, that's a soul crushing loss
>>57502319
I thought you 2 both lived in leeward. Idk if he's coming back here anytime soon though, he said he got banned on /sp/ last night in the spurs game thread.
>>57502436
He is North I am South
He is usually around in the afternoon
>>57502088
to be fair I was around 13 at the time and it was with our parents so it's not like I was about to head out to meet a strange man from craigslist alone
man I feel like madoka's going to break my heart, I'm suspicious of every episode I watch
>>57502514
so who's the badman of you 2? You're more urban but he's from what my uncle called the drug zone. Seems like a good guy though, I've only seen him a few times though
>>57502173
Pirates aren't a threat in Bahamian waters, worst case scenario Haitians riding on sloops will ask you to rescue them. Avoid Haitian waters though kidnapping and ransoming is popular.
>>57501238
i'm not
>>57501146
jamaican as fuck
>>57502662
madoka was pretty based
>>57502718
I've heard horror stories of rape. If i were to bring my girlfriend I'd only be comfortable if I could get my hands on a battle rifle and a handgun for self defence.
>>57502662
Makes sense
>>57502663
>so who's the badman of you 2?
Him, I don't like going outside much
>>57502759
she's ok at it I guess
>>57502878
So between you and the guy who uses the girls bathroom, the other one's the badass? I laughed but seriously, you're wasting like one of the top 7 /carib/ destinations. Swap pls
>>57502963
I don't really trust people in this country so I don't really go out
and interact with people. It's a sad life but it is for the best senpai.
>>57502841
Here in the Bahamas you can bring any weapon you'd like but the catch is you must declare the weapon in your first port of entry and you must never take the weapon onto land.
Essentially your weapon is only useful on your ship, tourist are usually never targeted here most of our crime is against other locals.
>>57503652
I understand you. oh well, maybe you'll have a great friend at some point in the future
The irony of all of this is that this is an international forum, yet y'all (the ones that have claimed) are socially retarded and probably stay in doors as much as possible. Yall probably wouldn't do well having to deal with all the social interaction that comes with traveling, yes? Have y'all done any travelling abroad that isn't the Caribbean?
>>57503927
I've been to Florida several times and Mexico once
>>57504003
I was going to say that US doesn't count, but forgot to. Do you wish to travel anywhere else that isn't Japan? What's stopping you?
>>57503897
All my friends are gone, I'm just stuck here.
>>57503927
'Merica
Mexico
Canada
Bogland (The best trip evar!)
>>57503927
The Uk
Canada
Brazil
Holland
>>57504089
You'll make something out of it man. Things will eventually go your way, just give it time
>>57504086
Russia, but I don't wanna get beaten up by skinheads
Germany but I'll wait until the whole refugee thing is sorted.
I wanted to say Japan but yeah
>>57504276
Best I can do I rack up more certificates
>>57504086
i would love to do a moto tour of europe but shits expensive
>>57501146
Are you 12 ?
>>57504951
Nvm, saw part about niece.
Wew.
>>57504502
and women
>>57504989
cousin
>>57505076
Sozza~
Oops forgot my name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjUhK8rYJYM
Enjoy this vid lads, nite.
>>57505076
>and women
I really feel no drive to go after women at this point in my life, I find
it a bit pointless.
>>57505214
Halo:CE
My entire childhood,good times
>>57504409
>Russia, but I don't wanna get beaten up by skinheads
lel same here.
this earlybird doesnt want to be early or get the worm edition
Rise and shine /carib/!
>>57513229
that sucks, why are you awake so early then?
>>57514893
I dont sleep well
Just some company
>made an arrangement for unpaid apprenticeship during summer
might make it desu
>>57514893
No I want to sleep til 10
>>57518707
kewl
>>57503927
I went NY and Siberia. East Russians are really weird.
>>57522037
>East Russians
I thought Russians were weird in general?
200+ for /skandi/
>>57526703
Pls gib good food
>>57526773
here you go pham
>>57526828
That's definitely not what I meant, needs
Way more seasoning.
Gib meatballs and those flaky pastry things.
>>57526828
c-can I have some?
>>57526904
What about this them phal
What is /carb/ having for lunch?
>>57494562
>>57526998
looks tasty,what is it?
>>57527242
Stewed chicken,veggies and rice
>>57527526
Lufsa, pretty much ovenpancake + potato
>>57527679
Interdasting
I often wonder how /carib/ cuisine would have turned out if it had other
types of euro influence not just the Brits,Spanish,Dutch and Portuguese
>>57527936
We should have kept Saint Barthélemy
>>57528024
Should have tried to take some of the Brit islands
creating the greatest linguistic clusterfuck of all time.
Like the dutch did with the ABC islands
big fish
The squeaky voice left the room and took the elevator up. The two women nervously stood and stared after him for a second, as to assure that they could resume their work without interruptions. After two minutes of continued starring they turned their attention back to me. While the one girl, this one had blue hair, went at it at a table, apparently preparing some hand-sanitizer, which seemed redundant at this point, the ginger had retreated back to a corner furthest away in front of me. For a minute she just shifted her weight against the wall staring at me silently. Then she changed expression and once smiled once again, this time more creepy than ever. This went on for 5 minutes while the blue haired woman tried to remove the plastic sealing from the alcohol gele bottle which, again, seemed redundant. She finally got it open and smeared some on her hands before turning to me with a smile that could rival that of the ginger. The ginger herself finally left her corner, and without changing her expression began walking towards me. It was at this time that I realized that this wasn't a game anymore. These people where the real deal. No fucking around here. The other girls had I fought and defeated, but these I were no match against especially not in this position. And the man with the squeaky voice wasn't coming to save me. It had never been his attention to save and it was no use begging for mercy.
These people had only one thing on their mind: busting my balls. I felt sick, I wanted to vomit, but I couldn't. This was it for me. Soon it would all be over. I wanted to cry as the ginger came closer and closer to me. I wanted to flee as the ginger came closer to me. I wanted to get away as the ginger came closer to me. And soon everything was black. It was black. Yes black. Im telling you it was black. I tried opening my eyes, but the blackness would not leave. Was I dead? Had the gods spared me? There was a power out and for a minute I held my breath. Then I heard a metallic crank and the blue haired's face appeared. She was holding something, it illuminated herself and when she came to hold it in her other hand it came to illuminate the ginger too. The gods had truly spared me. What she held was an oil lamp. Ginger stood for a second with an angry expression before reaching out to the goodies. I breathed in. And I breathed out. Then I kicked. The ginger's smile was interrupted as the blue haired girl screamed. The flames from the splintered oil lamp spread quickly.
"Take him down. We need him alive", the blue haired women screamed.
Ginger's face quickly turned to a grimace as she realized that she was right. While ginger fiddled with my restraints the blue haired women turned a crank on the wall, lowering me down. "Ok mister, stay calm and nobody gets hurt…"
I buried my fist the in blue haired woman's face and turned to the ginger.
"Hey you…", i muttered before my stomach turned inside out from her knee. Forget whatever i did to mrs. Blue hair, this was the real deal. I managed to do nothing before she hit me once again. I feel back, spinned around and landed face first in the bosom of mrs. Blue hair. She had come to her sense and starred at me with a blue eye.
"Not so tough now are you", she said before putting me in a putting me in a joint lock. Meanwhile ginger got both of us up standing.
"We need to get out of here before…" mrs. Blue hair muttered before her scream. The flames had spread and had now sat her dress ablaze. She let me go to go into and unsuccessful fight with the flames. She was finished. I myself ran to the elevator, with ginger right at my heels. We both got into the elevator and pressed up before starting a half hour wrestle inside the elevator while the smoke grew thicker and thicker around us…
I stood outside the burning building. Winds gushed against my naked body as something wet dripped down thigh from where one of my testicles once had been. I looked up into the air thought of the man with the squeaky voice before promising myself the I would get revenge and finally roared my message into the thin air.
"SPAAAAAACE JIIIIIIIIN"
>>57530666
>>57530713
>>57530770
down with denmark
>>57530666
>>57530713
>>57530770
what
>>57530666
>>57530713
>>57530770
wew
it's been a while. How are you doing lad?
>>57530666
>>57530713
>>57530770
>>57530889
don't you have class lass?
>>57531698
I get out at 1 lad
>>57532541
She doesn't have class till 4
>RRRRREEEEE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pjC-GmQTk3E
I missed it all
>>57533295
I only have class till 4 on Tuesdays because I have double afternoon classes then
otherwise I'm not taking any extra subjects in the afternoons so
>>57530666
>>57530713
>>57530770
>FF secretly shitposting
>>57495996
>>57491536
>tfw no gf
>>57534289
I never got off before 3
For some reason the picture in the OP gave me a ridiculous desire to have a black manservant/slave attending to my needs.
>>57536024
haha get fucked
>>57536009
go out and get one tiger
does /carib/ have any plans tonight?
hello karibia
>>57536521
hello suomi
>>57536009
why?
>>57536424
My plans are to go to sleep quite early.
>>57536009
You can pay for full gfe, it gets sad after a while tho
>>57536369
It was all bullshit, then I went to UWI and always had to be on
campus everyday by 8 and no day ended before 5.
>>57536424
Update my old pc to windows 10
>>57536521
Finnbro is it still "cold"?
>>57536553
how is the weather
>>57536698
comfy desu
how's it in finland?
>>57536686
>>57537084
today it was comfy +13 degrees and sunshine with some clouds, i went for a comfy 12km bike ride and it felt so good to feel the warm breeze on my face
>>57530976
the full story is here
Part 1
https://desustorage.org/int/search/text/So%20are%20you%20pantsies/
Part 2
https://desustorage.org/int/thread/57375681/#q57377919
>>57536424
maybe do a French book report. otherwise sleep
>>57536686
why are you recommending that he pay for a fake gf? disgusting
I imagine that those school hours are a pain in the ass
I've always thought we were lucky because we just go from 8-1 since primary school
>>57536686
Chinese actually do this for Chinese new year. Because of family pressure.
>>57536633
Shy?
>>57536369
Thanks senpai.
Although I gotta say, not having to spend any money on anything/anyone but myself is pretty great too.
>>57537805
I'm very shy and I was able to get one. Dunno how, but it happened. I;m sure you will get one soon senpai.
How are you doing fampai?
>>57537993
We voted NO on European association agreement with Ukraine.
I wonder if they Dutch caribs could vote on this as well.
>>57537319
are you a good driver finbro?
>>57538180
do you mean with a bike or a car?
>>57537319
>warm
>13
Weather is pretty nice,30 and a little cloudy
>>57537668
Because he doesn't have a real one
>>57538488
car but bike too now that you mentioned it
r u FKG?
>>57538162
Did you vote?
I hope they did.
>>57538709
All Finns know how to drive from birth
Finally solve my grape bursting problem
And the vine has wraped itself around my
Mango tree....I don't know how I feel about this
>>57538709
well ive been on a few european roadtrips so i consider myself a bretty good driver, never gotten any tickets either since i drive pretty carefully and only speed on long unpopular roads
and with bike yes, i have cycled for 7 years now and next summer my plan is to cycle across finland with 2 of my friends
>>57537668
>>57538495
This man offers you $1000 to be his gf for 1 day.
What do?
>>57538832
Voted no to show my disapproval of the EU.
>>57538709
also what does FKG mean? ._.
>>57539778
That would be gay anon, I don't like that so no.
>>57539294
cool
>>57539862
fkg is Finnish Katana Guy
hes a /dbt/ poster that had his bike go off a cliff
>>57539778
why not
>>57540108
what kind of faggot gives up $1000
unless he's going to try to claim your ass straight off the bat, then that's understandabe for that about of money
>>57539294
I recently got a bike and started learning to ride on my own. I feel like an idiot only learning now but I really do like it
I'd like it even more if I wasn't a fatass and this country wasn't Hills: The Movie
>>57540704
1k wouldnt last me long
>>57540704
what kind of bike
>>57540979
however I failed to notice it said for one day
fuck yeah I would
>>57540704
I dunno what I'd have to do so I would rather be cautious
>1k does not significantly improve my life
>>57541131
all-terrain haro flightline one. I don't have the slightest clue about bike specs, just had the money and bought it at courts for the hell of it. been pretty nice
>>57541600
1k's good to be set aside for a few things
wastin money baka
>>57536424
Smoke, shitpost in the SAS @ GSW gamethread on /sp/, masturbate and sleep. It's gonna be a big night.
>>57542321
It's nice but not enough to go out of my way for
Any of you cunts wanna play csgo tonight?
>>57543282
>cant ads
why do people play this
>>57522037
how the fuck did you end up in Sibirsk?
>>57536424
ChemE open bar party tonight)))))))
>>57537319
>13C
>warm
stop this meem
>>57540704
>she can't into bicycles
underage b&
