Sophie Edition
cara
crayon pop
is a slag
fuck you anglos no one likes you
fuck you
fuck you
>>57365535
i would kill newborn babies to be with her
>tfw banned from /mu/
Still the best UK TV series.
>>57365600
why?
>>57365583
good lad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4cMJsSqwco
2:15
this guy is from /brit/
Can I apply for a job which is designed for a disabled person if I say I'm depressed?
quick lad what simpsons episode to watch rn
Do you have a nice body lads? I dont, no definition, but not skelly either
>>57365667
"Hello. Yeah, that's me. What? No, no, you're mistaken, I am actually disabled because I get sad sometimes. Hello? Hello?"
>>57365577
Hey that is really nasty
Say sorry now
>>57365695
watch south park instead fag
>>57365650
made a reference that nobody got so it got mistook for being off-topic
>>57365725
s-sorry
Yes, I have been lifting dutifully for seven years not and I am confident I am at my natty limit.
I am also a balding Slav so I look like muscle Lenin.
if trump wins i feel sorry for americans
Parked in a space designated for us disabled people and this cripple in a wheelchair started having a massive go at me
I calmly explained to him that I am entitled to the parking space because I get weepy in the mornings
My gf is French lads.
Ask me anything.
>>57365697
ottermode
>>57365743
Thanks lad
Now play nicely in the future
>>57365790
does she shave her pussy
>>57365754
Meant to reply >>57365697 but was busy flexing.
>>57365656
what a boring cunt lmao
>>57365787
nige
>>57365811
Why are Bosnians like this?
>>57365848
he might be herzegovinian though
>We’re human, we deal with humans, and we hope that you are human (if not, it’s probably best not to bother applying!) so we treat each other as such, having fun while working hard together as a team.
just did a 45 second fart lads. proud desu
>tfw 4' 9 and weigh 38 stone
is the entire bpl doping then lads
>>57365542
Very sexy
I buy
>>57365909
LOND-..nevermind
>>57365656
why do people do this
>>57365909
are you a leprechaun
>uncompensated volunteers who should be genuinely interested in the betterment of their board, and the site as a whole.
>I'm rich enough to meet any celeb I want and get a chance at fucking them
I find it weird to think about, especially in the context of watching other people adore them especially considering I've grown up seeing them walking the streets here on a daily basis, and partying with plenty of them like they're normal people.
Can I even call myself normal? I feel like being born here has given me a super-bizzaro life in comparison to people of other nationalities.
did a fat shit in the disabled toilet earlier and when I got out there was this fucking cripple in a wheelchair staring at me, then he fucking goes "you know those toilets are for disabled people mate, I can't get my wheelchair in the regular ones"
I thought, I'm not having this, and opened up my phone to /r9k/ where I showed him a post I'd made saying ">tfw no gf"
rude cunt, disabilities aren't just physical
>>57365910
this is the greatest webm i've seen this week. That nig nog at the end makes it so much better.
>>57365960
>Monaco
Billionaire kid has an existential crisis: The Post
>>57365964
bollocks
disabled toilets aren't just for disabled people
they are for everyone
it just has disabled access
>>57365960
why is Monacos flag the same as Indonesia? also fuck off billionaire
err.. so Drumpf supporters are kinda racest huh O_o
https://www.fb.com/salon/videos/10153572568481519/
>>57365762
>f.. Feel the bern goys!
>t. Schlongo Shekelsnatcher
dead fred
>>57365960
I got a brilliant idea.
You should sext celebrities and post their nudes here.
Pay off would be glorious.
>>57366023
would spaff on that halfie for dat contrast
ah shit
>>57366077
ants
Just getting to work lads.
I start at 9:30 haha.
How do we destroy Germany and create a British world Empire?
>>57366014
Because Indonesians lack creativity, also that's rude.
Don't be a classist faggot.
>>57365960
how does it feel to be shit toothpaste
>>57365960
share the wealth billonaire
>tfw saw a picture of a kitten locked in a freezer
>>57366239
post
How could you let this happen?
So basically the only way to prove you're not racist is by having every single race and culture jam packed into your society? To have every single race and culture forced into tv, films and adverts? Because you can't just live among your own people and not be racist
>>57366430
the left is africa, the right is the middle east
where do we come in?
>>57366430
they didn't bloody listen did they
>>57366485
somewhere in the middle
bants
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=icSAr94WeLw&feature=youtu.be
>>57366464
you sound racist
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kMZ23T9VHE
>>57366187
>In the top 1% globally
>Wants to be richer
Take a step back and look at where you really stand in the world m8.
Rate my lunch
Anyone else here really pale? I dont even have a red or yellow hue to my paleness I'm just bone white
>>57365960
no one cares about indonesian celebrities senpai
>>57366554
RACIST
>>57365848
Well, does she?
>>57366520
do jfs have chants as good as these
>>57366554
>red aloe vera and chips
a safe 2/10
>>57366559
i live around a lot of really, really, really pale asians. literally white -- complexion wise they're whiter than whites, it's really odd.
>PAAAARK PARK WHEREVER YOU MAY BE
>YOU EAT DOGS IN YOUR HOME COUNTRY
>IT COULD BE WORSE
>YOU COULD BE SCOUSE
>EATING RATS IN YOUR COUNCIL HOUSE
>>57366554
depressing
>>57366593
probably but they'd be in foreign so who cares
>>57365811
what the fuck is wrong with balkaniggers? i know a serbian guy who would probably ask the exam same question
he spends his days working as a tradie and rooting 17 year olds off tinder
>>57366517
>watching this morning
>some lad who gets paid to travel all over the world is on
>I'm stuck slaving away in a gray box in Britain
>>57366564
It's always impossible for me to tell if someone is serious about the indonesian thing or meming because of how similar are flags are desu.
I ought to petition Hiroshima to change it to a variant flag.
>>57366593
I BELIEVE
I BELIEVE THAT WE CAN WIN
>>57366485
You used to own Africa, now Muslims own you
>>57366509
You could have prevented this
really enjoyed the original spiderman films
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nL8hVXSDmNM
>>57366624
>monaco
oh thats the racetrack country, yeah? does everything there look like it's straight out of the 30s-50s?
>>57366593
yeah mate, course
>>57366636
Africa was divided up between 7 European countries.
1 in 20 people in the UK are Muslims.
>>57366688
Genuinely thought it was a meme at swearing was banned, but I went to America last year, threw a middle finger to the ref, steward told me off
>>57366593
i liked my school's warcries too be honest
sikh cunt
>>57366720
surely not
hahahahha
dear oh dear
I went to a Bluejays game in canada, it was so quiet you could hear a pin drop
only chants were vanilla shit like "come on Bluejays"
beers were like $10 too
>>57366710
And you owned half.
And those Muslims now rape your daughters en masse without repercussions
>>57365535
best girl
>>57366760
based
>>57366666
The country is populated by billionaires so no. It looks like paradise.
>>57366760
Nice flowers pic Jeremy
>>57366829
get snappy with me again and i'll snap your fucking neck mate
come on Bluejays
>>57366777
We only had about 30% but it was more than the others.
I cannot argue against the second point.
COME ON YOU TOTTENHAMS
DO THE KICKING INTO THE NET CATCH
"God" simply doesn't exist.
>>57366666
Nice numbers straya. Weird, I thought /brit/ would be all over it.
>>57366760
>tfw you lacked this guidance in your life and you ended up essentially retarded
>>57366520
really want to go to an epl match and listen to the bants.
which team has the best bants?
>>57366891
got the 55555 yesterday too haha
>>57366854
>Convict mentality
>>57366896
there's no one team that has the best 'bants' you muppet
it also depends on who they're playing
>>57366896
villa
not in the EPL for much longer though senpai
>>57366520
fantastic
so much jf in this thread
guess british unemployment is lower
NOT a fan of Americans, jmoatt (just my opinion at this time)
>>57366520
the english are so crude
If I wanted to use a freight train to decapitate myself, how would I catch it at the right time? Would I just wait at the tracks? What if somebody sees me?
>>57366593
feyenoord fans would sing "gas all jews" to ajax
![1438665228395[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/qBZv0Hr.jpg "1438665228395[1].jpg")
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=773aoMo7hPE
wet out
>Turkey aren't in Europe
>Playing in the Euro's
How
>>57367033
not in london it ain't
>tfw no australian gf
wew almost forgot to pay my rent lads
should really set that standing order up
>>57367050
part of uefa u spud
>>57366520
The city is yours?
The city is yours?
20,000 empty seats, are you fucking sure
fucking kek
>>57367050
the western part is (4% of the country's landmass) iirc
>>57367067
me on the left
what do you neets do all day?
fucking hell i'm dying of boredom
>>57367079
its ironic coz all the pakis support united
>>57367050
They have more claim than Israel, Georgia, Kazakhstan, Armenia, Azerbaijan do.
The Gibraltar meme is arguably the biggest joke in UEFA.
>>57366934
good post
>>57367079
FUCK OFF SMALL HEATH, THE CITY IS OURS
>>57366934
>aston shitta
no
I'm a right casanova I am hehe
>>57367134
didn't open this
>click verify once there are none left
>never works and always takes ages
I AM FUCKING SICK OF THIS SHIT LADS
>>57367127
we've got some of the best away support in the league tbqh senpai
>WE'RE SHIT AND WE KNOW WE ARE
so fuck off adam johnson
you're going down for noncing
>>57367127
Fuck off glory hunter
>>57367148
You don't open anything lad if you know what I mean haha wahey
park park, wherever you may be
they eat dogs in your home country
could be worse, could be a scouse
eating rats in your council house
>>57367194
excuse me, I've been with Leicester since 2015. So fuck off.
Multiculturalism destroys diversity
>>57367207
foy
>>57367207
i dont like that aussie bloke from last leg
what right does he have to take the piss out of uk
trying hard to be john oliver desu
because it's 2016
It still fucking hurts. I love her and she's gone.
going to the dealers
anyone want anything?
drinking milk makes me horny
must be all the hormones in it
>>57367241
i dont mind adam hill's comedy routine. i hear a lot of people have a lot of reservations against him as a host of that show but i've never seen it, what's wrong with him?
>>57367241
fuck off paki
cant handle the bants you fucking softcock
>>57367313
https://soundcloud.com/toynoiz/horny-15-featuring-ricky-yun
>>57367292
yeah, for you to kill yourself you pleb
I DIDNT GET A SINGLE HARRY KANE FUCK THIS
I only got a bunch of "Swedish" Muslims and Ukrainies
>>57367292
my dealer does that to me but with pills desu
just fuck off mate i dont want to buy your pills lmao
>>57367313
>2016
>consuming dairy
enjoy your man boobs and acne
>>57367292
dude weed lmao
>>57367330
sorry no can do
>>57367331
>sticker collecting
are you 12
Are you a connoisseur, lads?
http://forum.comeonboro.com/index.php?board=1.0
>>57367317
>>57367318
"ah yes i will state the obvious and side with leftie opinions for many guffaws"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e7xE6ByD5pU
disabled mong desu
>>57367327
quite awful
>>57367373
>"ah yes i will state the obvious and side with leftie opinions for many guffaws"
it's not exactly unique to him, heaps of panelist do that. it's fucking annoying but it's a safe stance for them to take on just about anything.
>>57367364
FIFA do a digital one for the World Cups.
>>57367364
Me and my gf like to do it for international tournaments. Just a little thing we do.
Not that a kiss less virgin would know anything about little quirks with a gf
>>57367351
>not consuming dairy
Enjoy your no gains.
>>57367390
You've no taste
>>57367241
He's a right liberal ponce.
Does nothing but suck off old wrinkly men like Corbyn and Sanders.
>>57367364
sticker collecting was quite good back in the day desu
i might go and buy a few packs now and pretend they're for my little brother
SO, when are you cunts leaving the EU ?
Can't wait
Autistic support team want me to meet up with autist group once a month so we can all be autists together.
What do?
hey brit what are you listening to :)
>>57367467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kMZ23T9VHE
NZ sent 28℅ off her men in the two world wars in support of Britain. We lost over 10% of our population. Considering back then we were a gnat on the world stage, literally 6 weeks boat ride from Europe. It stings me now when I fly into Heathrow I have to line up with Congolese, Nepalese and Nicaraguans while the EU crowd waltz right through. I'm sorry Latvia and Hungary what have you ever done historically for the British Empire?
>>57367463
just bee you are self
>>57367463
rock up with your gf
>>57367364
>not collecting stickers of the tournament where Isis kill European best footballers
>>57367467
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPmNxobIoWI
this banger
>>57365910
Fucking hell
>>57367506
>autist
>gf
Nice joke m8
>>57367488
good post, i fucking hate those eastern cunts
don't worry lad i'll be voting to leave and i'll get you in that fast queue where you belong
>>57367463
Autistic support team? Literally support for autists?
I was banned during the G+ shit but I screenshotted this post because it gave me just a chuckle
now that I'm out the slammer I want to say thank you to the lad that posted it
>>57367396
you both sound like twats
enjoy your kiddies hobby
>>57367467
good post
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdP6ZP3--CI
>>57367488
The eu is not about britain alone or about who did what for her historically.
WAAS NEVEEEER MEAAANT
>>57367556
>>57367488
I'm with this lad >>57367548
Not sure what to get?
>>57367488
this tbqh. It's a fucking slap in the face to the bloody ANZACS.
*slams beer on table*
>>57367569
don't want to be in the same union as these cunts sorry
fuck em all, i don't identify with any of these countries as the same
lads
>>57367549
I forget the actual name but yes that's how it was explained to me.
>>57367624
>not liking Poland
>>57367659
fuck off home pavel
>>57367633
autism
>>57367488
>it's an anglos giving blowjobs to each other thread
just woke up from another immense, vivid and long lucid dream
someone recommended me a book in the dream but I can't seem to find it on amazon
ooh matron!
Why didn't you vote UKIP? Surely you must be feeling like you wasted your vote now that Europe is fucked
>>57367624
I'd rather easter europeans than scummy brummies
Sophie
>>57367624
>"""""""great""""""" britain
>""""""""""europeans""""""""""
>>57367686
Got the webm of that, lad? Was funny as fuck.
Typically the Belgium attacks happened hours after obamas embarrassment so literally no one saw it on the news
>>57367698
>turning your flag off
I'd rather them too than cowards like yourself
>he thinks travelling can combat depression
Lmao you just end up miserable in a different place while paying a fortune
>>57367556
>i dont get banned on purpose then reset my IP/clear my cache and cookies to send a message to the janitors and mods that they are powerless
pakis out, please
>>57367624
Poland and the Balts are practically 1st world now because they've been leeching EU money for ages
>>57367633
couldn't get past the first line. it's 2016, nobody writes down on calendars.
>>57367731
Not if you make friends with someone on 4chan and go visit them in Austria
>>57367735
tried to reset my IP but nothing was working Tbh
>>57367769
gotta clear your cache and cookies senpai
specifically the 4chan ones
t. resistance fighter
What does John Oliver say now that it's 2016? Is he trapped in the past?
>>57367724
alright scummy brummie pipe down
Gonna get out of bed and shower desu
>>57367788
I did fammo, but my IP wouldn't change
>>57367760
>Making friends with people on 4chan
Literally why
Britain is the least European country
Britain is also the most depressing and grim developed country in the world
https://twitter.com/JeremyClarkson/status/716907984325058560
I'm bored, give me somewhere to go.
ITS ORHH ORHHH
DIRT TEE TEE
ITS ME ME
BIDDY BUT BUT
still angry that desu baka and senpai are filtered
http://youtu.be/raCDawHm7N0
>>57367838
Same interests.
When I'm dead I want a space coffin orbiting the earth covered in enough highly reflective material to be as visible as the ISS
can't find the fucking book
>be polish
>come to britain for work for 5 years
>take job from '''working''' class brit
>live extreme frugally whilst you're here, saving up nearly every penny you can
>take all of that money out of the British economy and move it straight into the Polish economy when you go home
Ahh yes, what a wonderful plan this is
>flew all the way from america and now I must go to work for a bit
>>57367964
paddy in georgia?
pretty close to losing my mind lads
wahaha!
>>57367949
Fucking Polacks they should never have been allowed free travel
I feel anxious. I feel like I'm trapped. That there's no future.
>>57367964
alri kev
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5NPBIwQyPWE
sup boys
>>57368012
You're right.
Vote Leave.
mental how different telly is today
look at everything, this can't be more than 10 years ago but everything is so different
even the wonky camera angles you don't see any more
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E57QghimnVU
I like bad TV shows.
I know they're bad.
I still like them.
What's wrong with me lads
>>57367949
>polish economy
wahauhaahua?!
*falls over from shock*
>>57367949
>I literally did this
>there's nothing you can do to get that money back
use to have a big crush on avril lavigne desu
or as i've begun calling her: anvil on my balls lavigne
>>57368036
commonwealth is dead bru
and australians are descendants of convicts who are inbreds
>Labour party
>Doesn't encourage people to work
ah
working on my major paper
>>57368066
getting stronger every day mate from these cunts literally robbing us (>>57368067)
REEEEEEEEEEEEE GIVE ME A FUCKING BREXIT NOW
>>57368059
mirin Security Steve's gains
>>57368084
We may be dead, but your grave is stone cold.
Enjoy those """peaceful""" North Africans
Why does tata steel deserve to be bailed out?
Just ate crumpets a day past their use by date, living on the edge.
>job interview
>guy who's interviewing me says some lad has called in wanting to stay off because he broke up with his boyfriend
>see his picture on the staff room wall as I'm walking out
>he's a qt twink
Ah yes, excellent, fate has smiled upon me this day
>just clipped into the map and died without havign saved in fallout 4 survival
ahh yes
