What happens here
>naming your province "victoria"
>after losing against emus
sjws and chinks
Melbourne happens
Bendigo is a great name, to be honest.
>>57361998
>a fucking mountain named mt bong
God fucking bless this country
Also victoria is like our commiefornia
SA masterrace
>>57362406
Too bad its a fucking shithole
my ex happens there
greek diaspora
I live in Victoria.
melbourne is australia's greatest city, prove me wrong
>>57362615
protip: you can't
>>57362615
my proofs: u arent australian
go buy me sum fush n chups end stop heving opinyons ey bro??
>>57362557
does she need a new bf? i have a few left over bf coupons from christmas that were handed back to me when I was handing them out at my local shopping mall
I live there, AMA.
>>57362615
A real kiwi would say Brisbane or GC. Fuck off Zhang
>>57362746
d-delet this
>>57362728
Is it Sweden Tier
>>57361998
KHAN'D
>>57362559
In Vancouver Island it's Chinese clay
>>57362024
Learn your geography m8
>>57362615
Tbh all our cities are shit but melbournes the least shitty sydneys nice and all its just so sterile and expensive and devoid of any culture
>>57365180
exactly what unique culture does melbin have?
>>57362680
Why is it I heard this in Murray's voice from Flight of the Conchordes
>>57365230
It just has a great inner city urban enviroment and a cafe culture with a unique architectural style attached to the gold rush. along with it having a bohemian history which means theres lots of artist and musicians.
/spoiler/ the bohemianism also sparked the sjw fuckery that plauges melbourne but that is litterally the only downside to the city /spoiler/
>>57361998
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UUg-8NWRk98
>>57365621
>>>Regional Australia in general
funny cunts tho
>>57362406
At the height of the Gold Rush it was probably the richest place in the country.
Now it's just some backwater town full of meth-heads.
>>57365760
it would be nice if Geelong and Bendigo were the size of melbourne though.
Australia has a general rule of one somewhat relevant main city per state unlike the states which has like 3 per state
>>57365452
the sjw shit isnt great but its just so easy to never encounter that its barely even an issue
literally the only valid complaints about melbourne are the weather and the existence of the western suburbs. everything else is just jealous cherrypicking
>>57366637
>we're not shit, everyone's just jealous: the post
>>57366907
that is //LITERALLY// what i'm saying
>>57366956
How's the weather m8?
>>57366988
mild and comfortable. into autumn now so should start getting cooler
>>57367035
What's the hottest it usually gets in the Victorian summers?
I only ever hear about Melbourne and Sydney, and usually something negative about them being sissy cunts. How are other large Australian cities?
Like
>Perth
>Adelaide
>Brisbane
>Hobart
etc
>>57367153
This
Fuck gold coasters, where are the Perthfags?
>>57367065
highest ive personally witnessed is 47C but thats obviously an outlier. 35-40C average for a decent summer?
>>57367153
>perth braindead cunts
>adelaide braindead cunts
>darwin abbos
>brisbane braindead cunts
>hobart inbred brainless cunts
>sydney brainless lebo cunts
>melbourne sjw asian cunts
>canberra literally who?
>>57367270
>95°-104°F
Jesus Christ, I hope it isn't humid
>>57366637
yeah the sjw stuffs really only a side note
every city has an equivalent of the western suburbs
>>57367065
42C ish so 107F ish for you lads
>>57367316
its almost never humid this far south
>>57361998
its pretty good, though the memes are semi true. shit footy teams though.
>>57367324
>42c
Everything over 25c is awful
>>57367356
At least you got that going for ya, sounds like summers in the southwest
>>57365452
i am so sick of people saying melbourne has "cafe culture"
your shitty overpriced cafes where they give you everything in jars and have you sit on a milk crate isn't "cultured" it's a fucking cop out
>>57367538
there is still real cafe culture besides that. in fact ive never seen anything that egregiously lazy and i go out for coffee all the time.
have you ever even been to melb?
>>57367538
shitbourne literally has nothing else
>muh coffee the tiny, weak and cowardly melbournite cried as the big, strong sydneysider propped the entire countries economy with its big, thick growth numbers
>>57367153
>Perth
City built so that the french didnt take the other side of the continent if im not mistaken. can be cozy in some places near the beach but mostly a bogan mining city desu.
>Adelaide
lot of methheads not much jobs or anything worthy of note other than being almost the only thing in south australia
>Brisbane
Really cozy sleepy city, somewhat interesting to with a little music scene but other than that its just cooked cunts in suburbia but its by far the best thing in queensland.
>Hobart
really cute colonial town looks almost like english cities because it was built so long ago shame its backwater as fuck filled with inbred cunts. I hope people move down from melbourne and make it a nice little cozy cafe town or something
>>57363206
Nah, unless you're 18 - 25 and in Uni and support the Greens.
>>57367609
T. Zhang Chou Ming
>>57367609
>>muh coffee the tiny, weak and cowardly melbournite cried as the big, strong sydneysider propped the entire countries economy with its big, thick growth numbers
yes mate
>mfw sydney hogs all the national landmarks
>the only thing close to a "national landmark" that shitholebourne has is a train station
Australia seems nice but that nigger tier climate...
If a right wing European wants to get away from the sjw madness, what destination is even left? US is less white than any European country, Canada is already being invaded by chinks & under Trudeau they'll get shitskins, Eastern Europe is full of depressing post-communism and bydlo cunts.
How's Australia doing? It's only been a couple of decades since White Australia was scrapped, do you notice any major demographic shifts yet?
>>57367398
nah 25 - 35 is the best
melbourne isnt that most of the year though
>>57367667
just stay in your country if you can ta mate
>>57367667
New Zealand are technically more free than we are, and they have lots of room.
>>57367593
full of shit graff kids and gommies, also heaps of teen methehads i stayed in boronia for a bit
>>57367650
i feel bad for them, both town hall and central station are superior but aren't even tourist attractions like melbournes """"""""landmark"""""
>>57367679
I have never experience anything over 35c. During summer it's around 22-25c.
>>57361998
Moe 3825 representing
>>57367737
im literally two suburbs from boronia.
where the fuck were you getting your coffee? i dont doubt the places youre decribing exist, ive just been grabbing coffee in the cbd consistently for years and ive never seen any of it.
>>57367609
>>57367650
how are nsw/qld-ers SO fucking out of touch with reality i cannot understand it.
>>57367667
Oh yes, our climate is so terrible that 7.45 million tourists a year come here and absolutely hate it, never come here. Tell your friends to never come here and that no one who has ever visited here has liked it.
Share it on your normiebook and instafam, spray paint it on your house. Tattoo it on your forehead. Run for parliament, solely on the platform that you would be protecting your people from making the mistake of coming here. PLEASE. ITS AWFUL.
DONT COME
>>57367667
>Australia seems nice but that nigger tier climate...
Melbourne isn't that hot though
Just pick somewhere in the south east it probably has okay weather
>>57367538
its not really a cop out its just a scene on Brunswick chapel and smith street where
theres aquired taste and enviroment with street art that you dont get in any other australian city really
anywhere else theres bus stops filled with bogans and derros leading to multinational cuckshoppes that cater to the lowest common denomenator that just make you feel like you could be anywhere
>>57362406
>>57367667
Outside of the main cities you won't notice any strong presence of minorities.
However, society is at current tending towards progressivism.
>>57367785
>how are nsw/qld-ers SO fucking out of touch with reality i cannot understand it.
fuck off you cesspitbourne hippy cunt go write a buzzfeed "article" about this if it's triggering you so hard
>>57362615
It unironically is. The only other city that can even compete is Sydney, and it's noticeably shitter.
Sydney has always been the city for tourists to visit, and Melbourne the city for Australians to visit. No Australian outside of Sydney actually gives a shit about it.
>>57367801
>Melb isn't that hot though.
Yeah, but it has people from Melbourne in it. People would much rather 40C+ for 2 and a half months.
>>57367609
Sydney is just so sterile and painfully asian with shit traffic and town planing.
>The only thing you have is the picturesque landmarks tbhq
>>57367822
POO WONG
LMAO
POO
WONG
POO
CHINESE
AUSTRALIA XD
only contribution to australian society that has come out of melbourne
>>57367636
>shame its backwater as fuck filled with inbred cunts
Are you retarded, or are you thinking of Launceston?
Hobart is filled with old people in turtlenecks, hipsters and artists. Launceston is the "look at me like that again and I'll slice ya" city you're probably thinking of.
t. Northern Tasmanian
>>57367868
>this LITERAL nigger-tier level of arguing
this is just embarrassing man its like the commoners outside the palace walls hurling fistfuls of shit from the ground level
>>57367904
we have the inner-city as a coffee culture cop out excuse we just dont use it mate
enjoy that chip on your shoulder though
>>57367943
This is correct, Hobart is comfy, Launceston is dodgy as shit
Sale is the best town in Victoria
t. Sale pro
>>57367943
Can confirm. Hobart is a really nice city, but Launceston is the worst thing about Tasmania..
>>57367862
That may be the case in some parts but I have seen a good few in major regional towns. Have seen muslims in Sheperton, Karens in Bendigo, Indians in the petrol station at Bruthen.
>>57367958
>you're out of touch
>fuck off
>UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH UMMMM LIKE HOW AM I SO MUCH MORE SUPERIOR AT ARGUING THAN YOU? this is typical of people who have not been enlightened by the work of marx, lenin, i mean the list goes on, whitey
fuck off
>>57367981
Isn't Sale now full of meth-heads? Or is that just literally every country Victorian town?
>>57367943
>>57367982
tassie populated by exclusively white melbs is pretty much the dream
>>57367958
yaassss queen, you slayed that racist sydney sider!
>>57368019
We'll start with Hobart, then we'll spread to the rest of the state.
>>57368003
my god nassim youre embarrassing the actual white non-melbs please give it a rest will ya
>>57368101
rich pulling out the wog card when melbourne is something like the 3rd most greek city in the world lmao
>>57368017
>Isn't Sale now full of meth-heads? Or is that just literally every country Victorian town?
I think it's mostly Gippsland
>>57367642
This Tbh 100%
>>57367737
the far east is urban sprawl mate boronia is a hole, go the the inner north or south for anything interesting.
>>57367747
>A FUCKING BRIDGE
>>57367755
what moe like bro? 3053 here
>>57367801
> South
you mean litearlly the most generic unaustralian part of the entire country?
Do you want to meet people who have never seen a kangaroo outside of a zoo, and then have them tell you about how Australian they are, and how you weak foreigners could never size up to them in activities such as:
- Saying things in an exaggerated accent eg. "StRayla haha, that's how we say it MOIT"
- Drinking overpriced coffee from the shell of a 1980's black barbershop hidden in an alleyway
- Talking about all the dangerous things you've never seen in person
- Asking excessive amounts of questions about your country, yet at the same time pretending to not care or playing one-ups about everything you say, including, but not limited to; their ill informed opinion on international politics, refugee's and the tarrifs system
- Being the drunkest sad sack at their 'exclusive' vip access club/retro pizza parlour, that you had to ride an escalator to get into
- excessive bragging about the beautiful weather that they usually have but are not currently experiencing because of reasons unknown to them "wow u shoulda been here twelve weeks ago man u woulda melted the first day haha was so hot, but it got real nice after that, was ewe beaut mOIT haha. just cause its 17*c and rainy for the past month doesn't mean anything"
- riding public transport. everywhere. all the time.
All this sound like a blast?? THEN THE SOUTH PART OF AUSTRALIA IS FOR YOU MY FRIEND!!!
BOARD YOUR ONE WAY TICKET TO MEDIOCRITY (Shitney, Lelbourne, Sadelaide) RIGHT NOW!!!
>>57368164
>>A FUCKING BRIDGE
and the world's most iconic opera house, and a tower
>>57368174
this doesn't happen but this entire post is a great example of the chip on the shoulder people from QLD will have
>aw hey bru-i mean aw g'day bru! ye dont mind me bru just saw a fierce looking spoider o nme way to the surf was choice bru- i mean was sick, brah
>>57367943
its just so remote and small, theres no jobs thats what was meant by backwater. There are noticibly inbred people with there eyes being slightly coser than usual and with shorter arms proportionally that said I do like hobart.
>launceston litteraly only has the gourge
>>57368216
> implying I'm from QLD
I live near Lelbourne.
>>57368238
ah a self hating cuck. very good, lee lee ling.
>>57368174
>'exclusive' vip access club/retro pizza parlour, that you had to ride an escalator to get into
Tell me more
really wish shitbourners would stop wasting tax money on sporting events that don't make money to try and be even 1/10th as relevant as sydney
>>57367960
its just not the same desu melbs does have a good vibe to it
t.perth dweller
>>57368174
>- riding public transport. everywhere. all the time.
whats wrong with this? why would i buy a car if it's more feasible for me to catch public transport? bet you cant even look at a qt's feet when you're driving the car. for shame. for shame.
>>57368232
>>launceston litteraly only has the gourge
Yeah but half the island isn't far away. We drove form hobart to there in part of a day.
>>57368174
i wanna hear more about those barbershop cafes and exclusive pizza parlours desu
>>57368164
>what moe like bro? 3053 here
Moe is a fucking hole. Shit town, nothing to do, nothing to see and everyone is a bogan cunt.
>>57368174
>t. gordon 'wabbawaaaaaaabbbbbbaawalolooollooooooooolololblingwangonwongawaoooooo' smith
>>57368174
This sounds like a real opinion
>>57367921
except their main gig is radio now is shit no matter how funny you are
>>57368174
Adelaidefag here, I know were boring and mediocre, but please don't bunch us with lelbourne and shitney, we hate them as much as everyone else.
>>57368452
>adelaide is literally so irrelevant that each side of an argument just lumps them with the other side
>>57368452
>mfw smashed a girl from sadelaide then bagged her out for coming from such a shit hole city
yallah cuz, welcome to sydney
>>57368129
ayy lmao
can confirm greeks specifically are not great in melbourne theyre better than arabs and shitskins but theyre just lazy and didnt bring much culture over other than souvlakis and yelling at your kids in public
The italians were goat tier because they assimilated into society really well and created the coffee culture along with lots of italian food and are just normal people in society now and dont play the nationalistic greek card that the greeks do for some unknown reason
t.ex italian working class suburb melbournian
>>57368452
>Extends little finger
>>57368536
nah the greeks are alright i've got a mate who's greek and he's so dinky di ACA could do a piece on him
>>57368178
nobody goes to the opera house to go see a opera. they just take pictures with it and with the bay.
>what tower?
>>
>>57368536
that being said though i was out for white night in feb and it was absolutely fucked the amount of sudanese/africans camping outside of the maccas and kfc on swanston street.
apparently there was a riot a few weeks ago with a bunch of the sudanese and the tongans where the suds got DESTROYED
>>57368232
>>57368232
>There are noticibly inbred people with there eyes being slightly coser than usual and with shorter arms proportionally
I hope you realise that the "Tasmanians are inbred" is literally just a meme. Like, I think it's funny and all because we're an isolated island, but it's just a joke. People don't fuck there own cousins here. If you did that, you'd face the same social exclusion that you would anywhere else.
If anyone looked funny, it's probably because we have the pure, fucked up Anglo genes (that you usually see in Brits) due to being nearly entirely white. I honestly didn't meet a non-white until I was about 16.
>>57368616
yes people don't go there to see opera, they go there to see concerts
i went to sufjan there last year. you could see when that tear departed his left eye during 'should have known better' it was because he was playing in the sydney opera house, and therefore reached the apex of his existence on earth.
Struth cunts! Call me Jack
I’m a 27 year old American-Didgeridoo(Australia fan for you non Kiwis). I watch Steve Irwin and Australian comedy on my phone's youtube, and spend my days perfecting my australian accent and playing superior Australian sports. (Rugby, Kangaroo Boxing, Voting in elections)
I train with my Boomerang every day, this superior weapon can cut clean through steel because it is imbued with indigenous magic, and is vastly superior to any other weapon on earth. I earned my tossing license two years ago, and I have been getting better every day.
I speak Australian fluently, both Bogan and the New Zealand dialect, and I write fluently as well. I know everything about Australian history and their Right Cunt Oi code, which I follow 100%
When I get my Australian visa, I am moving to Sydney to attend a prestigious High School to learn more about their magnificent culture. I hope I can become an outback preserve ranger or a kangaroo wrangler!
I own several Cork hats and thongs, which I wear around town. I want to get used to wearing them before I move to Australia, so I can fit in easier. I tell my elders and seniors to fuck off and speak like a real right struth cunt as often as I can, but often people respond by punching me in the face righto
Wish me luck in Australia!
>>57368536
Mate, have you heard of the Italian mafia in Australia?
WEST
IS
BEST
>>57368520
>good post
>no (You)s
I've been fucking scammed m8
came to this thread for nothing
ahh well you can have this one >for free
>>57368174
T. Remote meme location dweller where the highlight of the city/town is that it has both a pub AND a post office
>>57368709
did you not watch underbelly, zhang? the australian mafia were assimilated into australian culture
>>57368518
I'd rather be irrelevant Adelaide than the SJW capital or the immigrant capital.
>>57368520
Just like everyone else, we get the shit end of the stick because pollies only care about the important cities. Rip Adelaide.
>>57362692
na chance bruce, shes married and secretly lusting for my big hung aryan cock
>>57368174
We have kangaroos in the south you mong most of us drive through the country now and again and do see kangas hoping around in the sunset we just dont have them in our backyards
>>57368773
more like "she's married and secrelty hungary for my big hung aryan cock" haha
>>57368792
my beach house on the south coast gets roos in the backyard
saw an echnida once was absolutely wild
>>57368295
>t.south australia the festival state
Sydneysider: Yeah Melbourne is pretty cool, I've been there a few times and enjoyed it
Melburnian: Fuck Sydney what a shit hole, no one likes it, no culture, people are cunts, blah blah
Classic tall poppy syndrome
>>57368839
>What is the Fringe
>go to the gym
>see on the telly they're playing another 'please, please, for god's sake please come to south australia' episode
>>57368709
Mate im from Carlton
>Victoria; muh coffee! muh culture!
>SA; m-m-muh wine!
>WA; muh mining tax dollars!
>NT; muh nt news!
why is most of the country so garbage?
>>57368793
she doesnt like puns so dont try it with a young looking midwife studying for her masters :^)
>>57368892
>turn on tv
>it's a muh wine tour episode of south australia episode
>>57368755
Theres immigrants in adelaide ist there?
desu im pretty sure most of the asians in melbourne dont stay for long, mostly rich chiggas who just stay for a bit and then fuck off to another city for a bit
Worried about the amount of zhangs in our country lads
You just know they've assimilated well when people form ethnic hooligan groups.
>>57368898
Are you in one of the commieblocks?
>>57368174
>mfw Tasmania is so irrelevant that it doesn't get lumped in with the other shit, southern states.
>>57368983
adelaide has more african problems than victoria
>>57368976
>turn on tv
>for the 2nd time this month it's the premiere of south australia sacrificing the first born virgin girl of a family to appease the tourism gods
>>57368874
Brit: Every part of the country is a shithole except where I'm from
>>57369022
>tfw tasmanians have to go through the hunger games to get a job that doesn't involve cutting trees
>>57369070
At least we're not South Australia. Somehow they managed to get a worse unemployment rate than us. Then again, I've never found it hard to get a job because I'm not a clueless retard. I don't know how people struggle to find work 2bh.
>>57369070
They could get a job wiring up all the new diesel generators.
>>57368983
There is, but not too many. Both Melb and Sydney have 40% of Australia's Asians, 65% of Australia's wogs and 83% of Australia's Muslims.
So in contrast, we don't have that many.
>>57368822
desu melbournians have a little bit of a superiority complex because were often forgot about internationally and people around the world know strictly two things about straya
ayylommo the animals are dangerous in the outback fuggg its hodddd too
>Sydney
which isnt bad at all ist just missing some things that melburnians like and we feel forgoten desu
>>57369220
>a little
>>57368822
wrong (you) lel
>>57368874
see
>>57369220
>>57369004
nah mate I live in a terrace
not pic related but similar
>>57369156
Adelaide fag here. Employment was pretty fine up until recently when Holdens announced it was going down. Right now most unemployment is the northern burbs where Holdens is, but once it fully closes and all the companies that exist to supply them go down too, the unemployment is going be statewide and everyone's gonna flock to other states because this state won't be able to handle it.
Shits gonna get real bad.
>>57369479
good luck, the irish and english have a head start on you wine cunts in sydney
>tfw can't enjoy a walk without hearing some faggy british accent
>>57369030
>>57369022
>>57369070
>>57369479
i mean honestly how many people does holden employ? the news makes it sound like 10% of australia is about to become unemployed
>>57369556
just backwater semi cities like Adelaide and geelong
>>57369556
The manufacturers themselves don't employ that many but a lot of support services rely on the car manufacturers
>>57362486
Mt bong on
Don't be jealous you all know Victoria and Tasmania are the cutest
>>57369556
Not too many, couple of thousand, plus maybe a thousand more from other companies.
Its just that even for the last few years, there's more people than jobs, even fully qualified people with experience have troubles finding work because every time there's 1 job opening, there's about 150+ people applying for it. With Holdens closing and all the old fucks with no other experience becoming unemployed, its gonna make the job market even more fucked and no one seems to be doing anything about it.
t. Non biased Aussie
>>57370039
>no one seems to be doing anything about it.
that's the thing, no one can or should do anything about it. It happens to industries all the time. Get over it and stand out if you can't find a new job.
>>57370295
I'm not talking about saving Holdens, I worked there for 12 months, I seen the damage, there's no unfucking that.
I'm talking about providing jobs for said people who have worked there for 30+ years and don't know any other insustries. The union is trying to provide training in whatever field they want, but cert 1s and 2s isn't gonna do shit to help find a job when there's already hundreds already more qualified with experience.
They're too hellbent on saving a company that can't be saved instead of actually helping the people who are going to be fucked.
>>57362024
Victoria = Reigning Monarch at the time of the state being formed in the 1850's.
Emu war was lost in WA (I think?) during the 1930's.
Your knowledge is thriving off those memes hard there Mexhehekin.
>>57361998
>australian alps
please explain this
>>57367943
>north tasmanian
I probably know you.
>>57369556
it was nowhere near that bad, but it doesn't just fuck Holden workers, it fucks the entire supply chain unless companies can diversify. Which they should have t-bh, because the writing was on the wall for about 15 years.
Ford' still kicking though, at least as far as product design goes. Chinks can't design cars for shit
>>57367538
>your shitty overpriced cafes where they give you everything in jars and have you sit on a milk crate isn't "cultured" it's a fucking cop out
That's only in the exceptionally trendy areas though. Melbourne has consistently very good coffee everywhere you look, most of it not in obnoxiously trendy cafes.
I've traveled all over Australia and all over Europe, Melbourne has the best coffee.
>>57372040
The fact that a city prides itself on its coffee is pretty fucking pathetic to begin with. Just admit Melbourne has no culture distinct from anywhere else at all, it's a class A mixing pot with elements from every culture you can think of - and even then it isn't the best at it, there's dozens of other melting pot cities across the globe that do it better. There is literally not a single thing of any value in Melbourne at all, it doesn't even have the whole muh landmarks thing that Sydney has.
>>57372421
it WOULD be pathetic if coffee was the only thing going for it you're right. melbourne is the best at heaps of shit, just """coffee culture""" is the buzzword that people ostensibly have the biggest problem with
>>57372523
honestly coffee is just sort of a buzzword to do with A the cafe and shopping cultures but B the types of bohemians and artist/musicians and interesting subcultures the city hosts better than other places in australia
