Shitposting edition
cara
crayon pop
>tfw no innit gf
>>57368985
>>57368986
>same second
Spooky, must be a bot
cat vomited on me again
>>57368986
your parents are ashamed of you and would be relieved if you died
>>57369039
Stop banging on about your cat
>>57369036
bleep bloop
Ever washed you face with baking soda?
>>57368985
>>57368986
Leave
>>57369049
But she's my wife
>>57369013
>>57368986
how can Korea compete??
maya jama
Anyone got a lend of £5 lads
ireland is like my bumhole
needs a good wiping to get rid of the clingons (irish people)
>paddies in charge of handling banter
*unsheathes UN statistics on civilian deaths in Iraq*
not a fan of this 'it starts to rain just as I'm about to go out' gimmick. it's happened 3 times in 2 weeks now.
>>57368986
>getting plastic surgery on your eyes to try and look more white
pathetic desu
>boss says she doesn't want me to quit
>won't support me for promotion
> won't pay me more
>doesn't want me to leave
>is forcing me to leave
Ah yes VERY impressive
>>57369093
>Pooeys
>>57369013
Lovely looking girl desu
>>57369104
haha dear oh dear lad, you couldn't write it!
Reminder that we enslaved the Irish for 800 years and nobody even gives a shit
*puts anime in the bin*
*takes anime out of the bin*
http://youtu.be/Lkbxt0k9sPo
It's 2011
It's 2012
It's 2013
It's 2014
It's 2015
It's 2016
I admit it, I leaked the panama papers
>>57369146
Somebody got triggered in the last thread :)
howling
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ztOV2wrrkY
*puts aussies in the bin*
>>57369098
>ireland is like my bumhole
pic highly related then ya?
>>57369098
>that graphic
ehh what? you supposed to do that with your dick in your hand?
>>57369104
>hot as fuck out yesterday so leave all windows open
>wake up to pouring rain
*puts anime back in bin*
>>57369176
Nope
*see the binmen down the road*
*jog down to them*
*put anime in the back of the truck*
>>57369183
got him there mick
reminder the british army literally killed hundreds of civilians in northern ireland and nothing was done about it
youre no better than the muzzies you all chat shite about
*takes over the bin lorry*
*sorts through the rubbish*
*removes anime and puts it back*
*be binman*
*see some autistic mong running behind my truck*
*he attempts to throw something into my truck*
*tell him to fuck off*
*he eventually gives up due to lack of fitness*
>>57369183
reminder that we gunned down a bunch of mick cunts just cos we felt like it and you should watch out or we'll do it a gain
my family literally funded the ira
on top of that the person who did literally got handed £100,000s of pounds by the queen mother kek
>ireland
>>57369257
so?
Ah yes . I love being a Nationalist™ . Love my country and its people haha . Anyone else here a Nationalist™ for your respective countries ? Haha .
>>57369257
Nobody cares
*puts anime into bin again*
*seals bin*
*creates bonfire*
*puts bin into bonfire*
>>57369218
>>57369260
>>57369269
LOL
all very funny and worthwhile posts
reminder the british army literally killed hundreds of terrorists in northern ireland and nothing was done about it
>>57369275
>>57369257
>youre no better than the muzzies you all chat shite about
taigs would literally prefer to be cucked by arabs and africans than live alongside their white english brethren
cucks
>>57369260
*turn around and see you doing this*
*pick you and anime up*
*lob you back in the with the rubbish
*slip all the binmen a fiver each and tell them to keep you in there*
>>57369275
>we
Implying you ever leave your house.
*wait till bonfire goes out*
*removes fireproof bin*
*takes out anime*
just had a power wank lads. its like a regular wank but with lots of loud roaring
>>57369257
wasn't me that done it mate fuck of
Shane mcmahon jumped off the cage
*leaves autistic thread*
Bogside Bantz with the lads
>>57369337
probably because arabs and africans didnt spend 800 years trying to genocide us
>>57369275
>brits in charge of history
No, that was because all the british spies in Ireland were being systematically eradicated, and the only response they could muster was to "gun down" innocent bystanders at a sports match, really tough guys
>>57369013
>those nails
ghastly
*watches as some fool hangs around the bonfire*
*watch him take out the fireproof CP bin*
*rings the police*
>>57369342
*the anime was a decoy*
*dies a noble death saving anime*
>>57369375
paddy power wank
>>57369384
Is he alright?
>>57369384
how the fuck do they do that? do they mats and that under the table?
*see some ginger paddy cunt heading for the door*
*stick my foot out*
*he trips over and falls to the floor*
Ahh sorry mate was an accident, you alright?
>>57369337
Except that people of British nationality are our second largest immigrant group, behind Poles
Good one m8
WHEN IRA WILL WAKE UP AND BOMB ENGLAND
>>57369445
ENGLAND INVADED IRAQ ILLEGALLY
*scuttles off*
>>57369467
bloody sunday wasn't enough
*going back to my car*
*police approach me*
*congratulate me on my taste in anime*
*I inform them that there's some idiot starting fires*
*they go and arrest him*
>>57369474
For oil btw
>>57369498
you're lucky you ain't got no oil senpai or we'd be coming straight back
*gets approached by police*
*show them my fire creating license*
*they congratulate me on my perfect fire making*
*i tell the police that some anime cp loving paki is about and he is an illegal*
*they call immigration, arrest and deport him*
I'm thinking of a word starting with P...
>>57369498
nah we just like slugging sub-humans
micks, iraqis, argies
>>57369438
no he literally jumped onto a table
>>57369412
Yeah mate, because all the murdered protestants in Cork were British spies haha
Does it make you upset to know that Irish nationalism was opposed by the likes of Eddy Carson and Enoch Powell? I mean, you lot are stuck with Michael "saviour of Four Courts" Collins and Gerry "pedo protector" Adams
Embarrassing
>>57369537
>fire creating license
well now you're just being silly
just sent off my postal vote application for london mayor elections lads
*knock on the door*
*look through the window*
fuckkkkk, it's the five naughts
*answer the door sheepishly*
*they inform me i'm being awarded a victorian cross for acts against anime*
cant believe the troubles happened
wtf is wrong with the uk
>the easter rising martyrs died to replace white British with blacks and pakis
>Ireland gets its independence from a tyrannical ruler that doesn't give it control of its own laws and undermines their catholic values
>joins the european union, hands over control of their fiscal policy to the ECB, joins the eurozone and legalises gay marriage
they sure showed us!
Honestly though, who gives a toss about Ireland
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGdGFtwCNBE
>>57369537
*I say that my human rights are being abused and that someone is making nasty comments on the internet*
*they drop all charges and arrest you*
>>57369553
Unless they are muslims and then you'll literally let them rape your children rather than offend them.
Real hard men you are.
>>57369562
>Enoch Powell
literally who cares
>>57369651
*i say the exact same thing back*
*they arrest you*
theyre sending back pakis since today
>>57369632
Scotland would have done the same. What the fuck is it with these cucks?
What is a safe number of jobs to apply for each day for JSA purposes? Is 2 a day enough?
>>57369710
>cucks
>see>>57369658
naked and dancing to ginseng strip desu
brb
>>57369669
holy shit not a single one is fucking syrian
>>57369720
good post
>>57369433
great post
>direland
The first german was recently imprisoned for not paying our equivalent of the tv license. Thoughts?
https://www.berlinjournal.biz/rundfunkgebuehren-erste-gez-verweigerer-muessen-in-erzwingungshaft/
>>57369737
thats why they're being sent back to turkey
>>57369737
well yeah the syrians got granted refuge, these lot are getting sent back
>>57369666
*we go to jail*
*I give you a hard bumming every night*
>Britistan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0J3vgcE5i2o
goat
57369783
poor attempt at a post
instead of sending back the migrants
cant we send irish people there, they would get along well with isis
you know with them both being terrorists and all
>>57369606
More like
wtf is wrong with those ungrateful potato nigs
Need a bf.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)
wtf i hate ireland now
>>57369749
prison seems a bit harsh desu
@57369783
is this irish humour?
>world leaders hiding billions of pounds in offshore accounts
Ah yes very impressive
>>57369562
>Does it make you upset to know that Irish nationalism was opposed by the likes of Eddy Carson and Enoch Powell?
Are you delusional or what? Why do you think I or any Irish person would give a fuck what British politicians think of Irish nationalism?
New matches
Which should I message first?
You have 10 seconds to name ONE thing Ireland has contributed to the world
>The families of some of China's top communist brass, including President Xi Jinping (pictured), used offshore tax havens to conceal their fortunes, the Panama Papers reveal. At least eight current or former members of the Politburo Standing Committee, the ruling Communist Party's most powerful body, have been implicated.
>The eight are among 140 political figures around the world alleged to have links to offshore accounts. One of the people named in the leaks is Xi's brother-in-law Deng Jiagui, who set up two British Virgin Islands companies in 2009 when his famous relation was a member of the Politburo Standing Committee but not yet president.
>Mr Xi has been dogged by foreign media reports of great family wealth. The claims are ignored by mainstream Chinese outlets and their online publication in China is suppressed.
Why isn't /int/ going crazy over the Panama Papers? This is PROOFS
Me irl
>>57369781
hot
>>57369868
probably because he's a drooling retard
>>57369877
targets
>"This Putinophobia abroad has reached such a point that it is in fact taboo to say something good about Russia, or about any actions by Russia or any Russian achievements. But it's a must to say bad things, a lot of bad things, and when there's nothing to say, it must be concocted. This is evident to us."
>Putinophobia
fucking lol
>>57369838
>>57369811
Embarrassingly bad bait.
You lads are genuinely shit at trolling.
>>57369877
cannon fodder for the empire
Why have the last few days been so reddit on /brit/
Did someone invite /r/unitedkingdom over or something
>>57369873
none they all have pretty rough heads
>be ireland
>get cucked so hard that you forget your own language
ahhh yesss
>>57369882
>leaders of an oppressive regime don't do everything above board
wow, who would have guessed
>>57369937
>last few days been so reddit on /brit/
more like months
>>57369093
Nice legs
>>57369940
At least we had a culture, convict.
Should I pay £5 to enter a fifa tournament tonight? You will be able to watch on twitch. If I go what do you want me to do to, to confirm it's me?
>>57369991
is this dormers?
>twitch
>>57369940
Ouch
>>57370006
What is dormers?
>>57369988
>watch the same tv shows as brits
>read the same magazines as brits
>speak the same language as brits
>we have a culture
and ireland contributed anything to anyone ever?
>>57369937
Because I've been here.
Sorry mate will try not to interrupt your useless life.
>>57369988
fuck mate leave me for 200 years and i'll develop culture as well
>>57369918
>"This Hitlerophobia has reached such a point that it is in fact taboo to say something good about the third reich, or about any actions by the third reich or any german achievements. But it's a must to say bad things, a lot of bad things, and when there's nothing to say, it must be concocted. This is evident to us."
>>57370050
muh james joyce
It funny how you made one post pointing out Iraq and rorkes absolutely can't handle it.
Attacking Ireland won't change you lads committed war crimes.
Sorry.
>>57369988
like what, apart from potatoes?
kek
>>57369991
yes I will watch and shitpost for you
>>57370046
I said had retard. Your culture is pretty much American now anyway only not as good.
>>57370050
Potatoes
>>57370111
didn't it start with someone calling you a terrorist then you went in full damage control?
>>57369988
>"irish"
>"culture"
like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29UMACdfyZw
https://au.news.yahoo.com/sunday-night/features/a/31243956/why-the-honey-badger-gave-up-his-dream-for-dad/
F
>>57370174
what potatoes? where? HAHA!
>>57370117
Is that an example of British 'wit'?
ebin bantz :)
>>57370183
I'd be fucking fuming if this bellend made a song about my country
>>57370050
terry wogan
>>57370138
fucking hell, lads always give me shit about my garlic breath - eclipse mints dont do shit. fucking wog family
>>57370179
Yeah I said you lads can't take the moral high ground.
IRA killed civilians but it's hypocritical to call us terrorists considering Iraq.
>>57369187
no it is to crack the bones highlighted in the blue section. Though that is also the motion one may make while jacking it.
>>57370248
yallah
as my cuz tupac said keep your head up, uleh
Goodnight mates :3
>>57370284
don't wake up
>>57370280
fuck off you disgusting leb ew you are NOT wogs
So, when are you cunts leaving the EU?
Can't wait.
>>57370303
cuz if you are talking shit dead set i will meet you at parra maccas in 4 minutes bro and i will fucking drop you bro
David Cameron's family busienss paid no atxes for 30 years.
How are there not riots? We all have to pay so much with our taxes and these rich fucking glboal elite pricks get away with paying nothing. How does your blood not boil lads?
We need like fucking Tax Justicars or something to catch these fucks and take away every fucking penny from them. I only graduated uni 2 years ago but i still pay my ridiculous taxes and donated nearly £650 this year to charities.
>>57370050
My bloody Valentine
>tfw can't listen to them anymore because it makes me think of my oneitis
>>57370329
>shitney
>>57370331
i really really cba to riot
would rather shitpost on /brit/ and let students do the rioting
>gayon pop
>>57370318
the EU will slowly start to collapse when we leave m8
>>57370264
>you can't make an objective observation
shut up mick
you're terrorists, we started a war illegally
>>57370331
some telegraph journo was on the radio here talking about cameron himself had become an advocate for accountability in the last few years in the finance sector kek
>>57370331
People have known for years and never did anything.
>>57370353
*gets in wrx and calls every last one of my cousins on my burner*
do you know who fucking runs sydney, bro?
*puts on g star raw shirt*
yallah
*puts on tns*
cuz
*puts on gold chain*
yulleh
*puts on gucci glasses*
ivy bro
*king hits you*
>>57370300
Delete this
Also
>>57370364
You mean Britain will start to collapse mate
>>57370364
your agriculture will collapse when you do
i just slipped and fell down the stairs and really hurt my little toe lads
>>57370403
*starts cronulla riots 2k16*
*gets beaten to death by cucktorian and shitney sjws*
>>57370385
Fuck off baby killer. Enjoy Pakis raping your daughters.
>>57370364
>implying the collapse hasn't already begun
>>57370360
It'll be fun, we've never had a revolution before it might be bantz.
>>57370427
*kisses it better*
>>57370417
believe what you want. the 2nd largest economy leaving the EU will cause massive problems, and give a huge boost to eurosceptic movements (which are already strong) in other EU countries
Reminder that Europe would be stronger and more united if Communism never took over Russia
>>57370488
alright reminded
what now?
>>57370443
hahaha stay triggered taig
>muh Gerry dindu nuffin
terrorist cunt
you insult muslims as being terrorists when you do the exact same thing
Jez is good but can we please have some more women & non binary people and feminism discussions on the Leftfield stage this year please? Shocking how white male dominated that stage is.
>>57370488
Substantiate your argument
>>57370488
Reminder that if we followed Churchill and made peace with Germany in WW2 earlier, Communism would be nothing but a footnote in the pages of history.
>>57370514
gerry is british doe my god the irony kek
YOU SAID THAT YOU COULD LET IT GO
AND I WOULDN'T CATCH YOU HUNG UP ON SOMEBODY THAT YOU USED TO KNOW
>>57370477
People will just watch Britain going to the shitter and that will make EU sentiment stronger than ever amongst the remaining members.
>haha you're irish XD
>fuck off yank!
>add literally nothing but childish butthurt
you people are literally insufferable at times
wew 45kg of AK ammo was confiscated a week ago, that could've been a right mess
Oh boy he bout to do it
Anyone bloody house prices?
>>57370538
The Russian Empire was a normal European country (albeit lagging behind economically) and was friendly to other European nations
Now its a concrete depressing shithole which wants to bomb britain
>>57370562
agreed you're all quite privileged to have me here else this entire subreddit would go to shit fast
>>57370514
When did I call Muslims terrorists?
Don't think I'm the triggered one 2bh :)
>>57370548
how was he british, he was born and bred in belfast you dopey cunt
even if he was, he was still a member of the IRA
>>57370564
was probably headed to ireland so they can kill more civvies
>>57370581
I blame the BLOODY TORIES
>>57370607
dont they use belgian guns
>>57370594
you spoke about ISIS mate
dried your tears up yet?
>>57370602
>how was he british, he was born and bred in belfast you dopey cunt
hmmmmmm yet more irony but this time it isnt funny ( ._.)
just checking back lads, still working on my major paper haha :) x
>go to BBC Panama leak article
>CTRL + F Cameron
>0 Results found
KEK
>>57370585
De-Stalinization started in 1953. Russia hasn't been communism (arguably it never was) for almost 60 years.
>>57370607
Probably to Luton actually, heard you brits are having problems with american servicemen and Lee rigby
>>57370555
it's going to take several years to actually leave the EU if it does happen. we'll sort things out. you sell far more to us than we do to you any way so it'd be you that takes the hit
>>57370650
his dad is involved though so he is on the list
>>57370650
it says Ian Cameron is on it here
>>57370640
seems your arguments have dried up mick
>>57370633
Yes because every single Muslim is in ISIS. Fuck off rorke
Fernando Martinez al dispor de sus mujeres jeje
> Russia hasn't been communism (arguably it never was) for almost 60 years.
>>57370650
it's his dad though, not him
>>57370546
Reminder that if britain allied with germany instead of the fucking commies the empire would still exist and communism would have never taken over half of the world.
>be irish
>get called a paddy by some brit
>petrol bomb my own mums house as revenge
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55LC7H8aT6M
who /star trek/ here
*kisses you, on the lips*
>>57370690
Rasheed
>>57370719
Was that meant to be funny? Try again m8 :)
>>57370709
>>57370687
>>57370677
Yes you mongs, I'm saying how the BBC is hiding this information and instead focusing on the friend of the friend of the friend of the friend of the friend of putin
>>57370704
ad hominem, sorry to inform you that it's not an argument
>be british
>petrol bomb eachother
>blame the irish
d-dindu nuffins!
>be Irish
>get called a terrorist by brit
>write a thesis on why brits are worse than paddies in-between crying sessions
>>57370739
Rorke.
Got work in 8 hours and I can't find any bloody good porn to have a wank to!
>>57370728
old star trek is dogshite and unwatchable
the new JJ Abrams films were far better
Remember that time someone mentioned Ireland and the conversation went well?
Nah, me neither
>>57369988
Hello there, I come from a rural part of Australia that was not settled by convicts but by free working class and middle class settlers from Ireland and Scotland as were great parts of the country. I think you would find that it is mostly the eastern states of the nation that share the convict heritage (NSW, Victoria, and Tasmania) But keep in mind that transportation stopped in the mid 1800's. From there on it was mostly free settlers from the UK (Including soldiers who have finished their service in the African Colonies) parts of western Europe, with perhaps the largest non-British population being the Germans, we have a large German population in old industrial towns to the point where German was taught in my primary school and that a small mountain was called Mt. Kaiser (renamed to Mt. Kitchener During Ww1). We also do have along with those Mediterranean types who you cant leave your women around. My point is that I think that while Australian culture is clearly more vague when compared to the results of the history of European nations it still shares a common culture in part due to the migrant Irish community. Our national sport is inspired by Gaelic Football if that means anything and we also like to get drunk and hit each other on the weekends like the Anglish.
>leave /brit/
>come back
>still talking about the irish
can you not
Right, everyone that wants a thumping, form an orderly line
>>57370799
Not fond of you desu lad.
>be irish
>let british army take turns on my wife while i cook them dinner
>cut a hole in my potato as a substitute
>>57370796
Rasheed
>>57370827
this desu irish posters have always been here what the fuck is this problem all of a sudden
amazing that both mao and lenin are still preserved and are allowed to be viewed publicly
>>57370822
autism speaks, it's time to listen
>>57370882
they dindu nuffin communism never been truly tried etc
>>57370562
Rasheed
>>57370856
mick's done a poo in his nappy because someone called him a terrorist
classic case of poor banter handling
Reminder to support the christian Armenians
>>57370676
>it's going to take several years to actually leave the EU
What? WHY
>>57370910
okay but as a result i want 40% of all your earnings
>>57370822
Fair enough. Interesting read 2bh.
>>57370854
I got triggered by being called a terrorist. Rorkes got triggered by me pointing out Iraq. I got triggered further. Don't care anymore 2bh
new tattoo lads
would appreciate some thoughts
